Venom: The Last Dance Pitch Meeting

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @JonathonFyck
    @JonathonFyck 3 месяца назад +5878

    “Acting like you’re about to do something fun and then not doing it is good!”
    Biggest plot twist of the century

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 3 месяца назад +132

      Truly THE plot twist of all time

    • @Lupinemancer87
      @Lupinemancer87 3 месяца назад +139

      I am offended. I demand my TIGHT!!!

    • @kylemacdougall8355
      @kylemacdougall8355 3 месяца назад +44

      Disney's entire current business model, amirite? 😂

    • @denniseldridge2936
      @denniseldridge2936 3 месяца назад +32

      It's almost as if M. Night Shyamalan wrote the script for this one...

    • @anthonylesley982
      @anthonylesley982 3 месяца назад +3

      Lol

  • @jlsuperman
    @jlsuperman 3 месяца назад +2014

    "I can write whatever I want" needs to be the new catchphrase.

    • @miriamweller812
      @miriamweller812 3 месяца назад +25

      Pretty much the core of all bad writing this kind of thinking since pretty much forever.

    • @ThunderBZaper
      @ThunderBZaper 3 месяца назад +16

      I mean, there’s nothing stopping a writer from writing literally whatever they want, it’s the way they go about it that matters. You can have all this crazy stuff, just make sure you can balance it out in certain spots

    • @JustSomeKittenwithaGun
      @JustSomeKittenwithaGun 3 месяца назад +1

      Hey shut up so

    • @Billbeaux
      @Billbeaux 3 месяца назад +10

      "Reality can be whatever I want."

    • @Universal_Cymbol
      @Universal_Cymbol 3 месяца назад +2

      Catchphrase...

  • @GoatHam
    @GoatHam 3 месяца назад +2831

    “And then not doing it is ..good” that comedic timing is so perfect

    • @writingref
      @writingref 3 месяца назад +35

      i snorted my drink on that. Did not expect.

    • @Alondro77
      @Alondro77 3 месяца назад +59

      He did a thing like he was gonna do a thing and then didn't do the thing!

    • @EdgarRoock
      @EdgarRoock 3 месяца назад +35

      A joke five years in the making.

    • @colinhagarty9002
      @colinhagarty9002 3 месяца назад +9

      You're correct . A full ellipsis would have been to much.

    • @glxbe
      @glxbe 3 месяца назад +6

      He acted like he was going to do something fun and then....not did it

  • @metaversebuilding6188
    @metaversebuilding6188 3 месяца назад +3623

    🚫Watch a movie
    ✅Watch a guy who watched a movie pretend to be two guys who made a movie

    • @jlscott3102
      @jlscott3102 3 месяца назад +23

      😂😂😂

    • @SchrijverMarcel
      @SchrijverMarcel 3 месяца назад +76

      What do you mean by “pretends to be two guys”? 🤷🏻

    • @ProfessorDrow
      @ProfessorDrow 3 месяца назад +13

      Brilliant.

    • @RKMo52E
      @RKMo52E 3 месяца назад +17

      Saves us so much $$$

    • @royalroyal2210
      @royalroyal2210 3 месяца назад +10

      Owh watching two guys is TIGHT!

  • @jasonpaul4308
    @jasonpaul4308 3 месяца назад +1723

    as someone who works in the film industry..."by it doesn't matter 'cause we already have their money!" are ACTUAL thoughts/comments made by producers....

    • @Flint-Dibble-the-Don
      @Flint-Dibble-the-Don 3 месяца назад +18

      I thought the producers provided the money.

    • @shorewall
      @shorewall 3 месяца назад +110

      @@Flint-Dibble-the-Don And that's why the only thing they care about is taking your money.

    • @Flint-Dibble-the-Don
      @Flint-Dibble-the-Don 3 месяца назад +15

      @@shorewallthe context was a writer pitching a movie to a producer. I'm a ticket buyer. They don't "already" have my money before the movie is made so that doesn't make sense.

    • @cagedcoco1681
      @cagedcoco1681 3 месяца назад +41

      As someone else who worked in media production, I can confirm this
      Save ya money, folks

    • @SuperfluousJ
      @SuperfluousJ 3 месяца назад +40

      @@Flint-Dibble-the-Don But they *will* already have your money when you find out the truth. Unless you know about this secret internet thing where people reveal if movies are bad or not.

  • @Enriel_
    @Enriel_ 3 месяца назад +1840

    subverting our expectations on established catchphrases is super easy, barely any difficulties experienced

    • @MGmirkin
      @MGmirkin 3 месяца назад +46

      "Apparently we're in the multivers--"
      "...and we're back."

    • @patrick_dy3r
      @patrick_dy3r 3 месяца назад +4

      No no no!

    • @Andythesonicfan
      @Andythesonicfan 3 месяца назад +5

      Oh, really?

    • @justicefool3942
      @justicefool3942 3 месяца назад +14

      Don't you mean, "Very simple, hardly a problem."

    • @y2keef
      @y2keef 3 месяца назад +7

      @@Enriel_ super easily, barely an incontinence

  • @PoolKid75
    @PoolKid75 3 месяца назад +1810

    "1:36 But by then we already have their money..." is Hollywood's true MO. The sooner people realize that, the sooner Hollywood will be forced to make better movies and not rely on tricks.

    • @erikpng
      @erikpng 3 месяца назад +54

      Unfortunately, it seems people are still going to give them money.

    • @BlueCorvidae
      @BlueCorvidae 3 месяца назад +38

      And sadly Hollywood will find new tricks. Scam artists are a constant threat for a reason

    • @piotrswat169
      @piotrswat169 3 месяца назад

      Its not hollywood anymore,check out the awful Veilguard game and what the shill media writes about it.

    • @slinkbradshaw8674
      @slinkbradshaw8674 3 месяца назад

      I think people know this. It's not some hidden secret that Hollywood is greedy...alot of people just don't really care I guess.

    • @randomrey002
      @randomrey002 3 месяца назад +4

      Beautiful line

  • @russellsacks3854
    @russellsacks3854 3 месяца назад +1561

    To be fair, I have walked into the 1st casino of a Vegas trip 3 times and bumped into someone I knew from a different state that I hadn't seen in years and always wondered how that was possible. Now I know it is because anything can be written.

    • @slartibartfast7921
      @slartibartfast7921 3 месяца назад +23

      Nice

    • @harrymills2770
      @harrymills2770 3 месяца назад +73

      It seems odd, but when you turn the question around and look at the probability you will never run into anyone you know. It turns out to be surprisingly small.

    • @smartcraft919
      @smartcraft919 3 месяца назад +24

      Someone you knew from a different state is slightly less coincidental than the local grocery store owner. Sorry, had to be said 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer 3 месяца назад +3

      @@harrymills2770 Is that why it never happens to me?

    • @YouTubenostalgia914
      @YouTubenostalgia914 3 месяца назад +35

      But did you put yourself and others in critical danger just to dance with them? Because if not, what are we even talking about?

  • @corvinvonamber8802
    @corvinvonamber8802 3 месяца назад +256

    "I can write whatever i want"...that pretty sums it up. Amazing how both guys are playing exact my inner dialogue...a kind of magic.

  • @GOODYGOODGOOD789
    @GOODYGOODGOOD789 3 месяца назад +120

    3:18 I can't help but feel like this was just some elaborate and half-hearted reference to the sinister six.

  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17 3 месяца назад +616

    Watching the pitch meeting for a movie I’ll never see is… good.

    • @alexandersolodovnikov4840
      @alexandersolodovnikov4840 3 месяца назад +10

      Very good. Also saves time and money.

    • @Wired4Life2
      @Wired4Life2 3 месяца назад

      @@alexandersolodovnikov4840 The baddest line reading of “good” ever.

    • @keiranmorrisart
      @keiranmorrisart 3 месяца назад +5

      Barely an inconvenience

    • @giri1478
      @giri1478 3 месяца назад

      ​@@alexandersolodovnikov4840 I watch the movies just so I can watch pitch meeting (and yrs ago - cinemasins and wins lol) in a website that's totally legal lol

    • @andreijohnson5203
      @andreijohnson5203 3 месяца назад +6

      I watched the film. 7/10. worth the watch tbh, lots of action and blood :)

  • @rinraiden
    @rinraiden 3 месяца назад +478

    Haven't watched any of the Venom movies, but I've seen all the pitch meetings.

    • @iambicpentakill971
      @iambicpentakill971 3 месяца назад +27

      Me, but just remove the word "Venom"

    • @gabrielgonzales5907
      @gabrielgonzales5907 3 месяца назад +16

      Same, the trailers already revealed to me that they are insults to the original comic books.

    • @MGmirkin
      @MGmirkin 3 месяца назад +8

      So you're saying you've missed absolutely nothing... :P ;)

    • @TheGentlemanDuelist
      @TheGentlemanDuelist 3 месяца назад +11

      The first one was alright. The Pitch Meeting did kind of nail all the criticisms I had, but it was still a fun watch.

    • @The_Infamous_Boogyman
      @The_Infamous_Boogyman 3 месяца назад +6

      Only the first is worth a damn (movie wise)

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 3 месяца назад +805

    “I can write whatever I want here and people have no choice but to accept it.”
    Good old Hollywood logic.

    • @oatfarmer6501
      @oatfarmer6501 3 месяца назад +15

      I wish it wasn’t so true.

    • @gowzahr
      @gowzahr 3 месяца назад +8

      These guys are going to be completely caught off guard when they find out that people can choose to not see the movie at all.

    • @vivianeborkholder2268
      @vivianeborkholder2268 3 месяца назад +4

      *new Hollywood logic

    • @mikelparo
      @mikelparo 3 месяца назад +5

      I wish people would stop watching these stupid movies

    • @NitsuaEsahc
      @NitsuaEsahc 3 месяца назад +2

      And to that I say… we fixed Sonic 😏😂

  • @ethanwetzel7
    @ethanwetzel7 3 месяца назад +26

    My favorite tagline is "barely an inconvenience!" never change this channel is pure gold

  • @xandrewvondiue522
    @xandrewvondiue522 3 месяца назад +45

    Producer guy: "But we already have their money!"
    Gold 😂

    • @alextrill5829
      @alextrill5829 Месяц назад +1

      Producer Guy: "No, more likely dollars, some euros, maybe some yuans. Most cinemas don't accept gold, outside of California."

  • @benjamindebo9283
    @benjamindebo9283 3 месяца назад +888

    2:04 hurt my soul. Great job!

    • @coreyw5981
      @coreyw5981 3 месяца назад +48

      Talk about being blue balled!

    • @marclewis5505
      @marclewis5505 3 месяца назад +61

      That was NOT tight.

    • @AustrianCitizen
      @AustrianCitizen 3 месяца назад +9

      Dude 🫠

    • @ironfeige5517
      @ironfeige5517 3 месяца назад +17

      It was so painful. I was afraid that he was going to do it again later on with an even more iconic line.

    • @attila0323
      @attila0323 3 месяца назад +25

      It was even better that he did not include "TIGHT" later just left it there hurting everybody.

  • @_Vaal_Hazak_
    @_Vaal_Hazak_ 3 месяца назад +375

    Finally, I was almost worried I'd have to watch this movie

    • @_marcobaez
      @_marcobaez 3 месяца назад +4

      😂

    • @rickstaism
      @rickstaism 3 месяца назад +4

      Finally??? It only came out last week.

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 3 месяца назад +4

      You don't have to watch any movie. That's 100% a choice.

    • @ponponpatapon9670
      @ponponpatapon9670 3 месяца назад +7

      @@englishatheart you and i both know OP isn't saying that literally. go pretend to be smart somewhere else

    • @Stormtrooper-li1je
      @Stormtrooper-li1je 3 месяца назад

      ​@@englishatheartparty pooper no cake for you...

  • @Jarakin
    @Jarakin 3 месяца назад +243

    “Ohhh acting like you’re going to do something fun and not doing it is, good.”
    Gah! I think I sprained something in my brain

    • @bricelory9534
      @bricelory9534 3 месяца назад +15

      It's super easy, barely a problem.

    • @lostree1981
      @lostree1981 3 месяца назад +4

      @@bricelory9534 You need to get aalllllllll the way off my case about this.

  • @melm6797
    @melm6797 3 месяца назад +30

    Love the head bob tilt thing he does every time he says “barely an inconvenience”.

  • @DragonLawyer
    @DragonLawyer 3 месяца назад +14

    I love the scientist whose who personality was wearing a Christmas tree pendant from her mother year round with no explanation or backstory

  • @nchldmn
    @nchldmn 3 месяца назад +3226

    Watching a pitch meeting for a movie you never heard of is TIGHT!

    • @Spyalwayswins
      @Spyalwayswins 3 месяца назад +157

      How

    • @Stevenirons
      @Stevenirons 3 месяца назад +171

      You haven't heard of this?

    • @Kiljaedenas
      @Kiljaedenas 3 месяца назад +83

      No, it's GOOD!

    • @bones10145
      @bones10145 3 месяца назад +18

      You too?

    • @mstrikesback168
      @mstrikesback168 3 месяца назад +79

      Same here. The marketing must be terrible. No idea there was a #3 Venom

  • @loushia16
    @loushia16 3 месяца назад +688

    It's still insane to me that they made an entire trilogy about one of Spider-Man's biggest villains and had 0 Spider-Man.

    • @rcarfang2
      @rcarfang2 3 месяца назад +15

      Venom is more of an anti-hero who sometimes Peter and who sometimes fights Peter

    • @tiborcsendes5269
      @tiborcsendes5269 3 месяца назад +87

      @@rcarfang2 ...after years of being a villain, yes.

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 3 месяца назад +34

      Which somehow worked because they made enough money each time to make one more. It's not even all on Sony. It found an audience in the same way those Transformers movies did.

    • @jogoselegendas
      @jogoselegendas 3 месяца назад +20

      @@rcarfang2”who sometimes Peter”?? That sentence doesn’t make sense

    • @ItsMeBarnaby
      @ItsMeBarnaby 3 месяца назад +37

      Six movies about Spider-Man adjacent characters with no Spider-Man. But who needs Spider-Man when all of his villains are actually heroes in this universe? There's a reason the budgets for these movies are so low compared to MCU films, they know they're producing garbage and they keep the costs low enough that they will turn a profit off the (relatively) small number of people that are going to see these films out of pure curiosity.

  • @griffinanon
    @griffinanon 3 месяца назад +406

    Your example for diverting expections really got me😂

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 3 месяца назад +2

      Okay boomer.

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 3 месяца назад +2

      @@rorysimpson8716 hey calm down geezer. someone is fixin to have a tumble down the stairs if they don't start acting right.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 3 месяца назад +7

      Diverting expectations is .....GOOD!!

    • @eurapeon
      @eurapeon 3 месяца назад +7

      You mean subverting?

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 3 месяца назад

      @@LuisSierra42 That's how I got and now give other's my herpes

  • @BIGJAKE-sq4ds
    @BIGJAKE-sq4ds 3 месяца назад +16

    I cannot express how much I've learned from pitch meetings in terms of story telling and writing.

  • @TheLastJoeSchmoe
    @TheLastJoeSchmoe 3 месяца назад +28

    Sometimes I feel like I keep watching these movies just to appreciate the Pitch Meetings afterwards

  • @MaesterMike
    @MaesterMike 3 месяца назад +181

    “Oh, acting like you’re going to do something fun and then not doing it is _good_ !”
    Ah, you twisted me! You always know the best ways to keep this series fresh.

    • @matthewpatrick7263
      @matthewpatrick7263 3 месяца назад +3

      He was acting like he was gonna say "TIGHT" and didn't do it.

    • @leonelpowers5979
      @leonelpowers5979 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@matthewpatrick7263 That's the joke silly. He was acting like he was going to do "something fun"

    • @Sclimenti82
      @Sclimenti82 3 месяца назад +2

      Explaining a joke that everyone got is tight. 😅

    • @Sclimenti82
      @Sclimenti82 3 месяца назад

      ​@@matthewpatrick7263Explaining a joke everyone got is tight. 😉

  • @Elalmadebudin
    @Elalmadebudin 3 месяца назад +88

    I refuse to leave this video without hearing "TIGHT".

    • @eclat4641
      @eclat4641 3 месяца назад +6

      …………………. Tight!

    • @PhilBagels
      @PhilBagels 3 месяца назад

      Yer mom is tight.

  • @mossball3129
    @mossball3129 3 месяца назад +146

    Should’ve mentioned that one of the memories in Eddie’s emotional montage was when Venom was at the club after they broke up in the second movie, which Eddie was not present for

    • @pillarsofnosgoth
      @pillarsofnosgoth 3 месяца назад +37

      They share memories. When they rebonded Eddie could’ve known about it.

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 3 месяца назад +3

      Is Thom Hardy's charachter from Prometheus connected to the Venom universe?

    • @frankfurthe6282
      @frankfurthe6282 3 месяца назад +2

      @@jennyanydots2389 He's in that movie??

    • @Veloreyn
      @Veloreyn 3 месяца назад +5

      @@frankfurthe6282 Pretty sure jenny mixed up Tom Hardy and Logan Marshall-Green.

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 3 месяца назад +1

      @@frankfurthe6282 Totes. He's Ridley Scott's half cousin so he gets cast in most of his movies. They say something real shifty is going on between them after the day's filming is done. Ridley may or may not be taking advantage of Thom's developmental disabilities.

  • @yuriridley8144
    @yuriridley8144 3 месяца назад +6

    Somehow Ryan made hundreds of these and, instead of getting stale, they just keep getting better.
    Amazing.

  • @hafizrazali3971
    @hafizrazali3971 3 месяца назад +62

    Watching pitch meetings are time saver. Thanks ryan for sacrificing for all of us

    • @oklol7799
      @oklol7799 2 месяца назад +3

      It’s worth the watch though. It’s a pretty good movie

    • @MrPootzen
      @MrPootzen Месяц назад

      @@oklol7799 I just watched it and I regret just not sticking with the Pitch Meeting summary.

    • @4plus20isHappy
      @4plus20isHappy Месяц назад

      “Watching terrible movies to see what Ryan was joking about is TIGHT!”

  • @TheTheatreKing
    @TheTheatreKing 3 месяца назад +19

    When you realize Venom 3 did the “here’s a slide show from the thing you just watched” but to maroon 5

  • @tasteofnostalgia4790
    @tasteofnostalgia4790 3 месяца назад +93

    Missed opportunity. When they dance, I was waiting for "That's the title of the movie!" (The Last Dance.)

  • @GreatIkpamejo-xj3wn
    @GreatIkpamejo-xj3wn 3 месяца назад +274

    It seems illegal to be here so early, but watching a pitch meeting so soon is TIGHT

    • @OmniNexuz
      @OmniNexuz 3 месяца назад +33

      You mean "GOOD" 😉

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 3 месяца назад

      Like me ma's chute before she fired out the fatty of the bunch and blew out that taco ring

    • @timdavidson8191
      @timdavidson8191 3 месяца назад +5

      Wow wow wow....

    • @timdavidson8191
      @timdavidson8191 3 месяца назад +5

      Wow

    • @slupskib3
      @slupskib3 3 месяца назад +1

      watching pitch meeting so early, It bearly an inconvenient

  • @IsaacZylstra
    @IsaacZylstra 3 месяца назад +9

    I don't know why, but the ending slideshows never get old for me. The music is perfect and the slides have the perfect mix of relevant and irrelevant all while being excellently comedic. I love them.

  • @peterddb1593
    @peterddb1593 3 месяца назад +8

    Very quick turnaround! One week after the movie premiered, we get a pitch meeting. Since this came out on Halloween, thanks for the treat!

  • @stephensandridge3784
    @stephensandridge3784 3 месяца назад +23

    Unexpectedly saying good instead of tight is superb.

  • @TheAdammantium
    @TheAdammantium 3 месяца назад +79

    @ 4:44. That "What" was exactly what came into my head as well when I heard that Maroon 5 bit.

    • @Moonhermit-
      @Moonhermit- 2 месяца назад +1

      How did they make things already this bad, and then somehow add Maroon 5 to it and make it even worse? And "Memories"? One of their worst songs? WHO KEEPS MAKING THESE DECISIONS AT SONY???

  • @frostshockstudios
    @frostshockstudios 3 месяца назад +234

    Making a non Spider-Man, but a Spider-Man adjacent trilogy is tight!

    • @imakethesites3048
      @imakethesites3048 3 месяца назад +10

      And apparently it's super easy.

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad 3 месяца назад +14

      ​@@imakethesites3048 ...barely an inconvenience.

    • @MGmirkin
      @MGmirkin 3 месяца назад +2

      Wowowow...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      Wow.

    • @marce.t8732
      @marce.t8732 3 месяца назад

      ​@@MGmirkinHey, shut up...

    • @GoldSayaProductions
      @GoldSayaProductions 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@MGmirkinyou can just
      Wow wow wow
      Wow

  • @thomascozart1095
    @thomascozart1095 3 месяца назад +18

    My favorite line in every episode-“hey, shut up “😂😂😂😂

  • @belatkuro
    @belatkuro 3 месяца назад +192

    2:04
    Caught me off guard as well.

    • @willvgo2950
      @willvgo2950 3 месяца назад +8

      It did, didn't it?

    • @charliehague5739
      @charliehague5739 3 месяца назад +3

      @@willvgo2950 Ahhhhh… It did, didn’t it, it did, didn’t it, it did, didn’t it, it did didn’t it

    • @willvgo2950
      @willvgo2950 3 месяца назад

      @@charliehague5739 It did, didn’t it?, it did, didn’t it?, it did, didn’t it?, it did didn’t it?
      na na na na na na na na
      It did, didn’t it?, it did, didn’t it?, it did, didn’t it?, it did didn’t it?
      na na na na na na na na

  • @TadeuszCantwell
    @TadeuszCantwell 3 месяца назад +132

    Thank you so much, I ended up seeing the other movies with friends in the cinema, this is enough closure without sitting through the entire movie. You're doing God's work Ryan.

    • @jamielondon6436
      @jamielondon6436 3 месяца назад +3

      Haha, you know that Ryan *is* god in this universe, right?

  • @tilt12345678
    @tilt12345678 3 месяца назад +64

    I enjoy the slideshow music a lot, it's so nostalgic and calming.

  • @justinhackstadt6677
    @justinhackstadt6677 3 месяца назад +83

    It was decent. But I just watched the first one and the symbiotes literally said their whole mission was to take over Earth. But then this one the writing is like, "Yeah, duh we are the good guys!"
    I was like, uh...huh...😂

    • @MonkeyChessify
      @MonkeyChessify 3 месяца назад +6

      now that we're here we totes just wanna vibe...? lol

    • @Juss-Saiyan
      @Juss-Saiyan 2 месяца назад +11

      also ignoring that it's difficult to find a host. This movie was so dumb on so many levels. I couldn't even turn off my brain and enjoy it

    • @lukasszalbot1636
      @lukasszalbot1636 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@Juss-Saiyanhonestly I did turn my brain off, I don't remember what happened in the last two movies so I did not care. I was here only for Tom Hardy to play a loser with a funny talking parasite and to see knull. That is it.

    • @Juss-Saiyan
      @Juss-Saiyan 2 месяца назад +4

      @@lukasszalbot1636 I would be a vegetable if I had to turn my brain cell count down any lower.

    • @michaelrichards5340
      @michaelrichards5340 Месяц назад

      I suppose when venom and eddie they had bigger fish to fry, team up humans. Team up!

  • @pickledparsleyparty
    @pickledparsleyparty 3 месяца назад +91

    You can tell it's hack fantasy when the mcguffin is called "The Codex."

    • @dargaronsoftsong3193
      @dargaronsoftsong3193 3 месяца назад +15

      Would've been funny if they'd gotten Michael Shannon (MoS Zod) to play Knull. It'd be the second time he played an imprisoned alien guy coming to Earth to steal The Codex.

    • @SirsasthNigam.
      @SirsasthNigam. 3 месяца назад +2

      in comics it was Dylan Brock Symbiote -human hybrid son of Anne Weying and Eddie Brock
      connected to hive mind and sought by Knull

    • @One.Zero.One101
      @One.Zero.One101 2 месяца назад

      Sounds like a first draft place holder, like JJ Abrams’ First Order.

    • @merikijiya13
      @merikijiya13 2 месяца назад

      @@dargaronsoftsong3193😂 I don’t know why that’s the funniest thing to me

    • @GODNSreal
      @GODNSreal 2 месяца назад

      The Black Templars disaprove of this message

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork 3 месяца назад +67

    When they said that Venom can’t fully transform because that would alert the monster that was chasing them, I was hoping that this movie would give us a bunch of creative “Half transformations” instead so Eddy could still fight with venom. Like getting a Symbyote hand to punch harder, or a symbyote chest to absorb bullets… but no instead Eddy just transformed into venom anyway, and when he wasn’t venom venom just hung out as a head on a sick next to him!

    • @theonlyron
      @theonlyron 3 месяца назад +3

      Right? The movie was basically "watch Tom Hardy walk around the desert barefoot for two hours"

    • @favouriteghost
      @favouriteghost 2 месяца назад +1

      he had a mermaid tail at one point what more do you want

  • @latingringo89
    @latingringo89 3 месяца назад +10

    This and the Joker 2 are the only two movies I’ve ever watched spoiler videos ahead of watching the movie and I’m so glad I saved myself 4 hours of my life 😂

    • @gentblue
      @gentblue 3 месяца назад

      Venom 3 isn't offensive like Joker 2 but feel no pressure to watch it.

  • @walksaselk40
    @walksaselk40 3 месяца назад +8

    I remember hearing the codex explained and thinking of this channel immediately

  • @JoseR_14
    @JoseR_14 3 месяца назад +31

    3:39 “ Hey shut up” 😂😂

  • @pandmantom
    @pandmantom 3 месяца назад +23

    You have saved me from watching so many movies. Thank you for your service camera man standing in the middle of pitch meetings.

    • @sethmober
      @sethmober 2 месяца назад +1

      I only watch them after viewing the movie. Like, right after

  • @Carnerd101
    @Carnerd101 3 месяца назад +37

    Well stated. I also hated that Juno's character wouldn't shut up about her brother, who's been dead for 30 years, talking to people she obviously already knows well.

    • @Foliagedcarcass
      @Foliagedcarcass 3 месяца назад +8

      Her character was so pointless, There was one scene in the movie where she was looking at her brother’s photo in her office that lasted 10 seconds, and then it cuts to the next scene. The editing in this movie was the worst I’ve ever scene, worse than suicide squad 1.

    • @marijavicic3010
      @marijavicic3010 3 месяца назад +5

      The whole movie was full of 'as you know' dialogue. It sounded so awkward.

    • @SomewhatSlightlyBored
      @SomewhatSlightlyBored 3 месяца назад +5

      Sounds like she graduated from the "Ezekiel Sims School of Exposition"

    • @AntonioFGagliardiLugo
      @AntonioFGagliardiLugo 3 месяца назад

      Hahaha so bad I totally forgot about that character

  • @JarfTaco
    @JarfTaco 3 месяца назад +29

    Another thing: Venom said that the Codex was activated when he saved Eddie’s life in the first movie, but then later he says that he and Eddie have been together for a year. So did Knull just wait a full year before sending his minions after the activated Codex?

    • @DrippleDragon
      @DrippleDragon 3 месяца назад +8

      Well you know space travel and stuff

    • @JarfTaco
      @JarfTaco 3 месяца назад +5

      @@DrippleDragonBut weren’t the minions going through portals at the beginning of the movie?

    • @Randomizaton
      @Randomizaton 3 месяца назад +10

      ​@@JarfTacoand don't forget the other guy who's dead and brought back to life
      Why didn't he have the codex? Sure it's a different symbiote, but still it's said that the codex appear when saving a host's life. Didn't say have to be someone it bonded with before

    • @LifeEnjoyer-jo6yb
      @LifeEnjoyer-jo6yb 2 месяца назад

      What happened is the xenophages were searching the galaxy. Then Eddie and venom got sent to mcu, it’s only now that the xenophages actually arrived at earth.

    • @Judge-1964
      @Judge-1964 Месяц назад +1

      I’m pretty sure they stopped for space pizza or something

  • @RayMcElroy50
    @RayMcElroy50 3 месяца назад +350

    1st movie: Written by Kelly Marcel
    2nd movie: Written and produced by Kelly Marcel
    3rd movie: Written, produced, and directed by Kelly Marcel
    Kelly Marcel wrote the 50 SHADES OF GREY movie

    • @Dalmoon98
      @Dalmoon98 3 месяца назад +78

      Banging your way into the directors for a movie based on a beloved marvel villian is super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @ArchibaldClumpy
      @ArchibaldClumpy 3 месяца назад +82

      The guy who wrote the Suicide Squad movie and Morpheus keep getting work and nobody implies they had to screw somebody to get it

    • @Djordje_Jovanovic
      @Djordje_Jovanovic 3 месяца назад +50

      4th movie: Written, produced, directed & scored by Kelly Marcel
      5th movie: Written, produced, directed, scored & shot by Kelly Marcel
      6th movie: Written, produced, directed, scored, shot, & edited by Kelly Marcel

    • @ImNotGregGraffin
      @ImNotGregGraffin 3 месяца назад +45

      Dude, you literally copy and pasted this comment from when you said it on captainmidnight’s video 😂
      She also created the shows “Terra Nova” and “The Changeling” and worked on “Mad Max: Fury Road,” “Bronson,” “Saving Mr. Banks,” and “Cruella”
      She has a varied career. The fact that she had to adapt the awful 50 Shades novel doesn’t disqualify her as writer

    • @lighthouse6543
      @lighthouse6543 3 месяца назад +6

      To be fair the first fifty shades film was the best one

  • @RegisTraiter
    @RegisTraiter 3 месяца назад +3

    "Now that I say that out loud I don't know, but it's gonna be in there" is the phrase of great versatility.

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 3 месяца назад +1

      "I can write whatever I want in these things and the audience just has to accept it. Or I call them toxic fans and blame them for the failure".

  • @ClanImprobable
    @ClanImprobable 2 месяца назад +5

    Every studio needs to hire Ryan to repeat their film back to them.

  • @metaphics
    @metaphics 3 месяца назад +20

    The first Venom was so frustrating I never bothered with anything afterwards. Good on this guy for watching it

    • @ComicBookGuy420
      @ComicBookGuy420 Месяц назад +1

      I watched the second one because I'm a carnage fan and wish I hadn't

  • @ankuriboh
    @ankuriboh 3 месяца назад +18

    “Acting like you’re about to do something fun and then not doing it is… good!”
    😂😂😂

  • @KJYKJY1985
    @KJYKJY1985 3 месяца назад +12

    A terrible year for movies is a great year for Pitch Meetings.

  • @malcolmknight2313
    @malcolmknight2313 Месяц назад +1

    Best thing of this channel. He helps me understand why I didn't like a movie. In other words... Nailed It!!!

  • @leocelestial
    @leocelestial 3 месяца назад +32

    I respect that Ryan always puts spoiler warnings on his Pitch Meetings even tho the main reason I watch them is to find out what happened with a movie i cannot be bothered to watch.

  • @AfroDaddy
    @AfroDaddy 3 месяца назад +43

    2:08 You got us. Dammit. You got us good.

    • @johmyh14
      @johmyh14 3 месяца назад +8

      Getting people is tight.

  • @Jiggerjaw
    @Jiggerjaw 3 месяца назад +208

    2:37 "Wow you really can write whatever you want." "I sure cancer."

    • @Jtriggers
      @Jtriggers 3 месяца назад +3

      Boogie?

    • @frankfurthe6282
      @frankfurthe6282 3 месяца назад +2

      lol! nice

    • @BNuts
      @BNuts 3 месяца назад +1

      Wait, does this version of Eddie have cancer like in the comics? Or no, he's just a guy in this.

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 3 месяца назад +1

      From what I understand, no...Yet.​@@BNuts

    • @y2keef
      @y2keef 3 месяца назад +2

      I was just here to put this exact comment! 😅

  • @hthrun
    @hthrun 3 месяца назад +27

    4:30 And while they were doing that, there were no barriers or anything to make sure people walking by would be safe...

  • @Richard125jhp
    @Richard125jhp 2 месяца назад +1

    First time viewer. I just subscribed. It's been a while since anything on the internet made me laugh out loud like you did. Thanks for that.

  • @T.Y.B.T.G
    @T.Y.B.T.G Месяц назад +1

    These videos are freaking hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dropboxmoabit384
    @dropboxmoabit384 3 месяца назад +15

    Watching a fresh Pitch Meeting for a movie you do not care about at all and will never see is.... GOOD!

  • @twincast2005
    @twincast2005 3 месяца назад +8

    Never had any attention to watch this movie. Been looking forward to this Pitch Meeting for months, doubly so since the reviews, and it was absolutely worth 5½ minutes of my life. ❤😂❤

  • @zman245
    @zman245 3 месяца назад +38

    A Pitch meeting for a movie I was never going to see originally is TIGHHT!
    Edit: is Good

  • @ronyorobio7096
    @ronyorobio7096 3 месяца назад +1

    That line “Acting like you’re about to do something fun and then not doing it is good!” threw me off so hard. I was like... "wait... something is different in this universe". I had to replay it to fully appreciate what you did there.

  • @themofomayor
    @themofomayor 3 месяца назад +5

    "So a large vat of acid is what they used to end the main plot of the movie??"
    "Aww, geez. It seems so, Rick."
    "And there's absolutely nothing you'd like to say to me about large vats of acid, Morty??"

  • @BeastXredefined
    @BeastXredefined 3 месяца назад +5

    I look forward to every film release, because of this man.

  • @wutthabuck8772
    @wutthabuck8772 3 месяца назад +16

    2 Ryan George videos on Halloween is TIGHT

  • @joshuakincaid8238
    @joshuakincaid8238 3 месяца назад +5

    Nice job with the edit. Also, his beard is looking more full and black. Also, having a pitch meeting show up four minutes after you were just thinking about it is tight

  • @friendlyneighborhoodgavin
    @friendlyneighborhoodgavin 3 месяца назад +2

    Then there was also that mystery person in a suit that was in some room filled with TV’s that never went anywhere. Like he was running everything and they never showed his face. It’s like there were 3 versions of this movie and they just said, let’s do them all😂

  • @CurrentlyDuck1
    @CurrentlyDuck1 3 месяца назад +38

    I never would have expected a Venom movie to have the same villain as a Legend of Zelda game. The multiverse is truly in full swing!

    • @DarthMolgy
      @DarthMolgy 3 месяца назад

      That's Knull with a K though

    • @CurrentlyDuck1
      @CurrentlyDuck1 3 месяца назад +3

      @DarthMolgy that's just further evidence of the multiverse...

    • @unr4g3ux37
      @unr4g3ux37 3 месяца назад +2

      I thought it was more a Final Fantasy villain, but without the hair-care products.

  • @bimm43
    @bimm43 3 месяца назад +7

    Half the time I don't even realize a movie has opened in theaters until I see there's a pitch meeting for it. And I'm okay with that.

  • @DMG380
    @DMG380 3 месяца назад +5

    I enjoyed this Venom movie more than the previous one. It does not pretend to be smart or meaningful. It's silly fun all the way.

    • @Witchy_Cheree1982
      @Witchy_Cheree1982 Месяц назад

      I really love all of them. Never saw any on theaters but I did enjoy them.

    • @DMG380
      @DMG380 Месяц назад +1

      @@Witchy_Cheree1982 I saw all three of them in theaters, but I go to the movies a lot. It's a hobby of mine

  • @AtlasStormriderOfficial
    @AtlasStormriderOfficial 3 месяца назад +1

    You know how long I've been waiting for this

  • @oentrepreneur
    @oentrepreneur 3 месяца назад +5

    3:43 In the first movie they said the symbiote chooses its host. So if you're not chosen by the symbiote and it bonds with you,that's when it kills you. So I guess the symbiotes chose to bond with the scientists to protect venom

  • @DosferatuEremon-be8ir
    @DosferatuEremon-be8ir 3 месяца назад +3

    I have been waiting for this video more than I even wanted the movie

  • @PrinceOfThieves666
    @PrinceOfThieves666 3 месяца назад +18

    This movie was so bizzare it almost tricked me into not realizing it was bad. Like I just thought "that was weird" to such an extent that it didn't occur to me that it was also not very good.

    • @hybby
      @hybby 3 месяца назад +1

      I was getting the 'this looks bad' when i watched the trailer before Deadpool and Wolverine.
      Tbh, after the Venom crew totally messed up Carnage (how do you mess up THAT character?), I lost faith in the franchise.

    • @cebuexpat
      @cebuexpat 3 месяца назад

      after the first slapstick fight with the hound mexican gang you shoudl know this is a treal turd and maybe better get out

  • @HMNCLunar
    @HMNCLunar 3 месяца назад +46

    New Pitch Meeting right after new Ryan George video? Must've mixed Halloween for Christmas!!

    • @2jut4lyfe84
      @2jut4lyfe84 3 месяца назад +2

      Wow wow wow.........................................................................
      wow

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 3 месяца назад

      Ryan was arrested for animal abuse this morning

    • @dsagman
      @dsagman 3 месяца назад

      who is ryan george?

    • @2jut4lyfe84
      @2jut4lyfe84 2 месяца назад

      @@dsagman you're kidding right lol

  • @bewmdogg
    @bewmdogg 3 месяца назад

    THANK YOU FOR INCLUDING THE LINK TO THE END MUSIC I NEEDED IT AND YES THE ALLCAPS ARE ON PURPOSE

  • @GoliathSaint
    @GoliathSaint 27 дней назад

    I lost my best friend/girlfriend last May and the ending of the movie made me almost broke me. That “I won’t forget you buddy” hit hard.

  • @lepari9986
    @lepari9986 3 месяца назад +13

    4:39 lmao there actually was a montage with Maroon 5 music, it looked as ridiculous as it sounds.

  • @Jonathan_Collins
    @Jonathan_Collins 3 месяца назад +68

    Could have been worse is the highest acclaim a modern comic book movie can ask for.

    • @i_grok_u2902
      @i_grok_u2902 3 месяца назад

      hahahahahaha........

    • @SirsasthNigam.
      @SirsasthNigam. 3 месяца назад +1

      Inhumans killed MCU twice in Sep-2017
      When it comes to reviewing any MCU project post Endgame , its best to have Inhumans-level expectations Its good to be surprised

    • @SirsasthNigam.
      @SirsasthNigam. 3 месяца назад

      No matter how ethnically, racially, sexually or any way diverse cast you have, If your film or series has Inhumans - level writing, It just won’t work just like Wish and Madame Web
      The IMAX presentation of the first two episodes grossed $3.5 million worldwide.
      "Nobody is going to root for a cast of characters who stand for discrimination, eugenics, and racism." with 5 out of 8 episodes having zero plot and zero-character development -Inhumans review.
      How did MCU went from Homecoming and GOTG2 to Inhumans in 2017?
      ruclips.net/video/aSQ5-9_Mn8Q/видео.htmlsi=pIe9gikfJUaYpLad

    • @SirsasthNigam.
      @SirsasthNigam. 3 месяца назад

      Velma- twerking over dead body
      and Inhumans -Medusa - absolute jerk to everyone around her except her family, making you feel sorry for everyone she meets on Earth and has no storyline
      -Crystal - Super racist towards humans
      Dumb
      lacks any critical thinking

    • @TheYorkRose
      @TheYorkRose 3 месяца назад +6

      Most modern comic book movies are good, this isn't the 90s, wtf are you talking about

  • @Mario-SunshineGalaxy64
    @Mario-SunshineGalaxy64 3 месяца назад +21

    Venom looking into Eddie’s eyes: I wanted to say, in another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you.

  • @Valca.Design
    @Valca.Design 3 месяца назад

    The slideshow at the end is slowly becoming my favorite recurring bit.

  • @monster_in_a_garden
    @monster_in_a_garden 3 месяца назад +52

    5:20 I just watched in theaters and I was disappointed at the ending

    • @gorditobrasco310
      @gorditobrasco310 3 месяца назад +11

      You just watched this pitch meeting in theaters? Is that who was interrupting me enjoying Joker 2?

    • @monster_in_a_garden
      @monster_in_a_garden 3 месяца назад +2

      @ yup

    • @Saltybuher
      @Saltybuher Месяц назад +1

      This movie bombed because no one wants to watch Venom die. Stuff it. He’s essentially a loving child in the films, a sweet natured lethal protector.
      Who on Earth thought killing him off would be a good idea?
      I struggled when they faked Number Five’s death in Short Circuit.

  • @akwasiantwiboamah7777
    @akwasiantwiboamah7777 3 месяца назад +16

    Watching the trilogy of the venom pitch meetings will be TIGHT!!

    • @johmyh14
      @johmyh14 3 месяца назад

      More like good.

  • @timkinss
    @timkinss 3 месяца назад +8

    Truly three films

  • @justinhiggins2752
    @justinhiggins2752 3 месяца назад +11

    I've got a pitch meeting pitch idea for you, on April Fool's Day you could release a compilation of all the compilations of the things you just watched from the ends of these episodes

  • @toxicempress
    @toxicempress 3 месяца назад

    This channel continues to make me aware of movies I didn't know existed.

  • @LordBaktor
    @LordBaktor 3 месяца назад

    The slide show from the thing I just watched is now the highlight of every video.

  • @adrianchaney1513
    @adrianchaney1513 3 месяца назад +37

    Reminds me of Iron man 3, where Tony was hardly in the suit

    • @FaceFamous
      @FaceFamous 3 месяца назад +4

      Exactly!😂

    • @benzaiten933
      @benzaiten933 3 месяца назад +7

      ah yes, and when he was said suit would almost immediately break down. exactly what I wanted to see in an Iron Man movie! /s

    • @skepticalbadger
      @skepticalbadger 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@benzaiten933God I hated that movie.

    • @repulser93
      @repulser93 3 месяца назад +3

      Except there, it was about Tony BEING Iron Man and cut off from his resources.
      Here, it’s just dumb.

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 3 месяца назад +3

      I thought Iron Man 3 was pretty good, apart from the usual boring action finale.

  • @RealJohnnyRingo
    @RealJohnnyRingo 3 месяца назад +5

    Watching Pitch Meetings about subpar comic book movies is tight.

  • @tysonlaplante3957
    @tysonlaplante3957 3 месяца назад +8

    happy halloween

  • @Mullatta_Damage
    @Mullatta_Damage 3 месяца назад +1

    I actually really enjoyed this movie and don't understand why it didn't do well in the opening week. I loved the movie!

  • @sloth0jr
    @sloth0jr 3 месяца назад +1

    Pitch Meetings are always great for me to understand movies I will never see.

  • @flexbone58
    @flexbone58 3 месяца назад +9

    Never not say "Tight" again that physically hurt me.

  • @austinclements8010
    @austinclements8010 3 месяца назад +3

    ive never heard of this movie, not hearing about movies you arent interested in is TIGHT!