@@jeremyblackmouth3323 I am one of those that refuse to give them money. Last Marvel movie I have seen was Deadpool 2. Might give Deadpool 3 a chance. If there won't be any woman, gay sidekick of color far better than Deadpool itself.
Well I haven't seen a single Marvel film ever. Just watched all the Pitch Meetings and have no desire to ever watch the movies. Or any other Marvel content for that matter.
I don't get that part. Didn't they oppress the skrulls and other people in the first movie? They're the bad guys. What they were suffering from is just a consequence of their malice and illwill. Why does Carol have to be guilty with ending their Supreme Intelligence. And how does the destruction of their entire planet and their dying sun correlate directly to Carol's actions? I don't get it.
…Please tell me that’s not an actual line in the movie. I’ll believe you if you say yes, since I watched Quantummania the other day and saw Modok’s motivation, but I’ll still be disappointed.
A 4 year old is way to intelligent to write this. Even more so if she is a transgender, race swapped, lesbian, put a chick in it an make her gay, brave and stunning, strong and independent, boss babe 4 year old. 🤣🤣🤣
There are some goofy parts, yes. But generally it would be unfair to label the whole script in this way. It's a way better/coherent/fun/smooth movie than Love and Thunder and Quantumania. Definitely not something terrible like the Secret Invasion either.
That suggestion about the people living on the "singing planet" having some kind of dance fighting style for the fight scene was actually a good suggestion, haha
Considering we outright already have something like that on Earth its so stupid the idiots didn't figure to do exactly that, might have actually made for something interesting if they had people fight using Capoeira.
I love how absolutely everyone picks up on the incredibly obvious plot thread of "oh, so Kamala is disappointed in her hero, this could be interesting". Everyone... except Marvel.
I mean, she had a whole thing with that in Civil War 2 in the comics, where she hated Carol being pro-Minority Report and felt betrayed by her hero. That's really a major issue for her and ends up kickstarting her growth into leaving the Avengers and helping form the Champions. If they are going to keep with Ms. Marvel being a major player in later phases, they are going to need to start laying the groundwork for her (and other younger heroes) feeling the older heroes aren't being very heroic anymore.
My question is... WHY THE HECK is Capt. Marvel Kamala's hero? According to the timeline, Capt. Marvel has never been to Earth during Kamala's life except for a few seconds bringing Stark to Earth...
You see the reason is BECAUSE... I don't know what to say, but it is actually a legitimate question, maybe they answered it in the show probably. @@willarth9186
@@willarth9186Captain Marvel is the strong american female hero. Wanda is ambigouous. Black Widow barely relevant avengers. Carol Danvers does got a history as pilot in her past tho.
Except it wasn’t an oversight. There’s an explicit reason given in the movie why it’s specifically these 3 switching and no one else, but I guess Ryan just missed that part.
@@jasonschuler2256 The reason is about as complete as the reason your mom gives you for when you ask why the sky is blue and she has to go to work in 10 minutes
@@determinator2 Phase 4 and 5 the more attention you have been paying, the worse it is because the more contradictions and plot holes you notice haha.😊
Yep, even though there were some mediocre ones in there, people were actually invested and literally did their homework for endgame. They would sit through 15 minutes of credits to see the avengers eat Shawarma and then post theories on reddit how that fits into the larger plot. And now there's the Marvels and it has...black girl magic.
This villain is definitely one of the most unforgettable ones. Every time someone starting arguing about who is the most forgettable villain in the MCU people will probably remember her.
I love the "Hey since these people are musical it'd be really cool to do a musical fight sequence-" "NO" Like it's one thing to take apart a movies failures, but man burning its big missed opportunites too-
It especially sucks because I legitimately liked the musical planet. I genuinely laughed when they got there and loved the idea, but they did nothing with it, and it would have made so much sense for them to have a musical fighting style, or at least a musical battle cry...
@@vicefandonna1575 FR. Just a big missed opportunity to do something cool and show off the variety of space and how their culture affects their way of life beyond just jokes.
You could have also made it so that on the planet there's a bunch of people who just play instruments all day. Perhaps have a gag where one of the musicians sings "Hey, what key are we in?" or the singers indicating a key change by stopping in the middle of a conversation to announce "E-Minor," and then then musicians reposition their fingers/hands for the change. Perhaps even have a grumpy musician who's trying to eat his lunch but he's compelled to play his instrument, so he tries to eat his spaghetti as he plays. Just having them all sing, until they don't, is the lamest execution of the concept.
Captain Marvel is so OP that she had to be written out of Infinity War and Endgame and randomly handicapped in her own movies to make them somewhat interesting. Then they go and introduce an even more OP hero...
I love how Thor had to get to a station fully reliant on a dying star and he had to re-energize the station to start the process of revitalizing the dwarf star and it almost killed him but then Captain Marvel is like yeah so I'll just like, glow really hard and reignite a star.
Which would be fine if there was any point in her character arc where you felt like the character kind of earned her godlike powers, or if her powers and limitations were somewhat better explained, or anything that typically makes a superhero’s powers interesting. Like Thor has godlike powers but he has to be worthy. He can lose them. He can become more powerful but only through effort and personal growth. So when he recharged a dying dwarf star, you think “oh wow, I bet Thor from the first movie couldn’t have done that, he’s really come a long way.” With Captain Marvel it’s just like, “Of course she can do that, she’s has the power of being a feminist virtue signal. Her only weakness is is that she has none while men have so many.”
@@jvomkrieg 😂😂😂 Yeah but it's been established for a really long time that Superman is basically a Kyrptonian who took Solar Steroids growing up, like the relationship between Solar Energy and his Superpowers is baked deep into his lore, so Superman getting God Powers from the Sun is just an extension of pre-existing backstory and is internally narratively existent.
I think it works, if and only if, they stars were dead for different reasons. It was implied the Kree killed their star in their civil war so it could have been more autostart then breathing life into the dying embers to revive a fire that is almost out of wood which would normally be the case for a naturally dying star. Was not explained well in the movie, but could be done so makes sense Thor had issues with a similar task.
@@jvomkriegFunny you should mention Superman, because If I'm not mistaken there's a story arc for Supes where in he actually flyes too close to the sun saving some astronauts or something and gets, idk super solar cancer or something, it sounds dumb but was just a convenient way to kill him. But you know OBVIOUSLY Capt. Marvel is soooo much stronger and better than him anyway.
To those who haven’t seen the movie, Ryan is not exaggerating at how fast things move from the singing planet to the kittens eating people to the sun stealing thing.
I haven't seen the movie but what about the whole thing about Ms. Marvel being disappointed in Captain Marvel thing? Was that just something that the "writer guy" could've honed in on or was that actually a legit beat in the story that they just refused to explore any further? Seems like something they could've used to maybe deepen these characters a little when they are pretty one dimensional afaik.
@@benjaminskylerhill8276 That's disappointing. At this point these movies feel like late 90's shovelware video games. Stuff like Kellogg's Land or something. No substance, just brand recognition.
@@manchild8365 The more reshoots there are the more and more this is true... And the more of a disjointed mess the show seems to be, more and more reshoots have occurred. Ever seen one of those films where it feels like you're watching two different versions of the same film inter-spliced with each other? That's reshoots. >.>
multiple delays and setbacks, a budget of over 300 million, numerous script changes- and the best they give us is story beats from a comedy set out to mock Star Wars... brilliant
It's amazing when you're looking forward to a pitch meeting more than seeing the actual movie. Q: "What's your most anticipated thing of the year?" A: "The pitch meeting for The Marvels!"
I think everyone who has worked on this movie was pressing F5 frenetically on Ryan's videos page to see it appears magically ^^ And the true legend didn't miss!
For me Marvel peaked with Endgame. I did like No Way Home, Multiverse of Madness, and Wakanda Forever but Phase 4 was all over the place and Phase 5 hasn’t started out on the best note with all the drama and court case for Majors. What they need to do now is focus on the X-Men and Fantastic 4, or just take a page out of the DC playbook and do a reboot of everything. That way you could start out with the Fantastic 4 and X-Men be the jumping off point while they introduced the rebooted MCU
I did enjoy the "forgettable generic bad guy" line, more than I should have ...even more so since draw a complete blank on her name even 1 minute after watching this pitch and come up just as blank with Thor: Love & Thunder's bad guy (at least for him I remember he was played by Christian Bale. ...right?)
@@Zeylo89 it's a sequel to the TLC song "No Scrubs", wherein they clarify that "A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride Trying to holla at me". So Gwen is letting the audience know that she, too, will have no interaction with the scrub when she is holla'd at. She will not "holla back". Make sense?
I have to applaud two bits in particular- the bring your daughter to work explanation and Writer Guy getting frustrated at 2:42 over Producer Guy still not remembering Dar-Benn.
The fact they aimed exclusively for the "fan of cats, musicals and the musical Cats" audience was genius. They really cornered the market on the 12 middle aged women in that category.
@@JuleruI don't know I found the music stuff funny too it just dragged a bit too long and yet somehow they didn't do nearly enough with it (like the mentioned music/dance fight thing). I don't know it was fun for me. Dumb for sure. But fun (once you turn off your brain)
The line about letting his four year-old daughter take a crack at the plot is the best explanation for the story. "Why can't she close it from their side?" "Because that's what I wrote here" lol.
@@roofdogblues7400is that seriously why?? I really liked the movie but that's the one part that has been really bugging me - I was watching Monica close the hole from the other side and was like "Wait, won't she get trapped? Why isn't she closing it from her universe's side?"
@@roofdogblues7400 Yeah, that honestly felt way more like a job for Kamala. Using the power of both bands, reach out and seal the breach with hard light, with Captain Marvel and Photon each sending their power into one gauntlet.
The reason why MCU films suck has nothing to do with female actors, female directors or male audiences. The scripts suck! Weak plot lines, bad dialog and no back story to let audiences become invested in the characters. With The Marvels, I left the theatre when Nick Fury yelled, "BLACK GIRL MAGIC!" +Double Face Palm+ The toughest non-superhero in Marvel-verse reduced to a cat-holding simp. At least I was saved from singing planet. But, between that Irritable Bowel Syndrome inducing movie and now I was led to the show 1883 and I discovered that great acting and scripts still exist. That strong men and strong women CAN exist in the same show. Sam Elliot, Faith Hill, Tim McGraw, Isabel May with fantastic supporting actors and cameos by Tom Hanks and Billy Bob Thornton restored my faith. Just the first four minutes of Ep One of 1883 made me want to binge watch all ten episodes. Then I followed the Dutton family and binge watched 1923 with Harrison Ford and on to Yellowstone with Kevin Costner. I have no idea why Disney takes stupid plots, idiot dialog and tries to wrap those around characters no one knows nor cares about. Doesn't ANYONE at Disney read this crap before they shovel hundreds of millions into the crapper?
Because its like taking a stab at a piece of paper. Stab one side, and theres a hole, with remnants of the paper being whole on the other side. If you want to fix it and tape it, you gotta push those wrinkles back to being flat with the paper. Same logic here. Dar Benn punched a whole through space-time, and to close it, you got to "punch" it from the other side and push the broken pieces back together
@@gajaan316I’m almost entirely certain that isn’t how space-time works. Furthermore, they never established those being the rules, even in this fictional universe so it’s really not worth bending over backwards to find a way to justify their plot holes.
I like how the Ryans seem aware and accepting of their catchphrases and shtick, like they're real long-time coworkers who've gradually built up almost a customized secret language
“Because that’s what I wrote here!” Was said with the funniest conviction of any Ryan George line. That needs to be a new catch phrase said just like that 😂
i love how his catch lines are evolving and new ones form very organically …he can start just throwing in whichever and we can make a bingo game out of it…
Producer: Since this planet's musical, it would be cool to see some kind of musical fight. Writer: NO. Producer: Oh, alright then. Man, you didn't need to go that hard, but I can't exactly say I'm disappointed that you did.
It's honestly astonishing how Ryan succeeded in summing up my whole feelings about this movie from the forgettable villain to the Disney Princess scene to the whole kittens eating the crew. Always a pleasure to enjoy how realistic these pitch meetings are feeling!😂
Decades later, when people need to point at the worst MCU movie. Their pointing at this one and it shows with how this movie made the least amount of money in the past fifteen years of MCU movies, because this movie was just so bad, meaningless and cringe in its plot.
IN ONLY 4 MINUTES. Shortest pitch meeting ever. He’s trying to make up for the 1:45 of his life he can’t get back watching this, this, this, whatever it is.
"Hey shut up" and "Barely an inconvenience" are lines that never fail to crack me up. They just get funnier every time to me. Thanks for the fun content as always
I like how Carol, Kamala, and Monica had that whole montage (the "Intergalactic" sequence) where they learned to "control" and synchronize their switching places and then that never comes into play again and during the final fight they're all still annoyed and surprised by the switching of places instead of using it to their advantage for some really cool "teleporting around and hitting the villain in ways they could never possibly anticipate" choreography. That was the best.
Given re-shoots, script changes, and the like, I'm guessing it's entirely possible that either the scenes occurred in a different order at some point, or the "learning to control" scene simply didn't exist when the fight was shot.
If they had competent writing and fight choreo they really could have done a lot with it. You'd be able to do a bunch of gags. Even for a final fight to introduce more dynamic and tone down how OP carol is; you could have the big bad whats her face also be added to the swapping. Quick gag where carol's swapped and the anticipated photon blast instead nearly hits monica because she switched with the boss due to the bangles being fully activated or something. Quick glances and worry around, big bad throws a one liner gag, and all of them now need to contend with this new variable that they work together to overcome.
I actually gave the movie credit and said "oh, they're practising using their powers, that's cool. At least it'll feel earned when they use them to tag-team the villain at the end." and then the tag-team never really happened. Absolutely awful writing.
Remember this is a two step process. 1. Watch the pitch meeting 2. Save yourself time and money and don't watch a dumpster fire, I mean this movie whatever it is named.
I love how you make me realize things I didn't when watching the movie "Shouldn't Emilia Clark's character from 'Secret Invasion' be switching with them too?" "Hey, shut up" Also "My space balls are TIGHT!"
I REALLY don't get why people are saying "light powers=teleport mayhem". Its CLEARLY because all 3 of them touched the weird glitch jumpoints in space. Carol touched the one on that one planet, Monica touched the one on Earth, and Kamala literally has the Quantum Band (the McGuffin that created jumpoints in Kree legends). As for why Dar-Benn doesnt teleport, she had it off of her while meeting with the Skrulls, while the scientists looked into it
@@gajaan316 Despite Fury asserting the light based powers thing was a "strong theory" I think it's all wet. Monica and Carol both touched the jump points, while Kamala was wearing one of the quantum bands (which in inherently linked to the other band). Dar-Benn wasn't wearing one at the time, and even if she was, she doesn't have innate powers. It's enough for comic-book style quantum entanglement as the quantum bands can open jump points. They're just micro-sized, and open when there is energy on both sides (via using their powers). I can also buy the energy overload that killed Dar-Benn was enough for the quantum bands to overload the entanglement and turn it off.
"I'm gonna bring Holla back, Girl!" had me cracking up so hard hahaha. I don't know how, but you really manage to constantly improve your writing STILL. Absolutely phenomenal. I love it.
@@Deborita777 Not me! But that's because I don't know the song. I mean, I know of it, and maybe heard the chorus or whatever, but I never listened to the whole thing.
Avoiding pitch meeting fatigue by making it really short is TIGHT seriously I have more fatigue for pitch meeting fatigue than I have ever had for marvel
For real movies like these make me realize Loki's ending wasn't him trying to fix the timelines, it's him trying to hold on to such a mess of a franchise this has become.
I am 100% aware of what’s happening in phase 4 and 5 without even watching a single min of it thanks to these pitch meetings. Ryan making himself go through these all for our entertainment is tight! Love them as always. Thank you Ryan.
Seriously, as someone who was ready to be done after _Endgame_ and essentially was after that, outside of like three or four of these, every review he's done of an MCU show or movie sense that has provided my decision correct. And of those exceptions, _Guardians of the Galaxy 3_ is currently the only one I really want to watch.
I liked Shan-Chi , Spider-Man Far From Home and Spider-Man No Way Home, and for shows Moon Knight. The rest of the Marvel Movies was terrible. @@MusicoftheDamned
@@rcarfang2 _Spider-Man: Far from Home_ was the actual last MCU movie I watched, mostly because I like Jake Gyllenhaal. I overall enjoyed it even if I had multiple issues that included it being the movie that immediately proved that Disney was just going to largely skip over the effects of Thanos's Snap (which admittedly helped further kill my interest in most other MCU movies after that) and the continuation of Tony Stark both dominating the movie, even in death, as well as seeming responsible for like half of the Earthbound villains in the MCU. I did quite like what they did with Mysterio overall despite the latter gripe. I count _Shang-Chi_ and _Moon Knight_ as some of the few exceptions for myself, but I personally don't plan to ever watch _Spider-Man: No Way Home_ despite liking Spider-Man since I feel like it would most likely just annoy me overall.
@@xipheonj Better not say that too loudly otherwise I fear Disney might actually decide to sue him over it, when they'll figure they are so bad some internet funny guy is actually making some money from joking about their content.
I wouldn't be surprised if that happened in real life. When he read that script, I just didn't know why someone couldn't see how ridiculous everything in the movie was!
I think this is the most confused I've been after watching a Pitch Meeting. I have no idea what happens in the movie except for a few disjointed scenes. But somehow I feel that's not Ryan's fault...
same... wtf is happening? 🤣 I love how they seemed to have taken an idea from Spaceballs, which was deliberately written to be stupid as fuck for comedic purposes, and made her try to steal the air from another planet... that's the only thing I was able to decode here.
@@ZenMonkeyGodhe mentions it, sure. It's completely wrong, tho. Hell, the movie retcon secret invasion so hard that watching secret invasion just make it worse
ANother lazy catchphrase that has to be shoehorned into every video whether it's appropriate or not? Yeah, why not just a whole video of Ryan just saying "Super easy....
Ok, so I just watched "The Marvels" and your Pitch Meeting on it, in which you say the villain's character name a few times, and if you were to torture me, I couldn't tell you what her name was. 😅. Also, thank you for the Cincy Bengals joke. It made me smile.
@@Omegeddon I dunno Monica figured it out pretty fast. Also I'm surprised Monica and Kamala didn't give Carol more grief over dooming an entire planet and most likely resulting in massive innocent deaths.
At first I heard his Bengals reference as the Bangles (till I realized they're not from Cincinnati) and combined with Hollaback Girl I thought Ryan was really getting into the pop trivia thing all of a sudden!
lol, ok drinking game time- take a shot anytime anyone mentions Thanos in Infinity war, Endgame OR Age of Ultron- now try that for Dar- Benn in The Marvels :)
This one is actually enjoyable though. It's more like a Ragnarok "what on earth is happening" than a Th4r "what on earth is happening" and it has very positive audience scores (and good critics scores tbf). But there are a few big plot holes and the villain is forgettable marvelly. It won't have remotely been a chore for him though and people who like fun should watch the film anyway lol
I watch Ryan's videos under two circumstances: 1) If I've seen the movie/show and just want some entertainment. 2) When I want a brief summary of a movie/show I have no intentions to ever watch. Both reasons are very fulfilling.
All these years of watch Ryan and I still can't predict what he'll bring up in pitch meeting. Really was betting he'd mention so much time spent on a friendship training montage only for it to fail immediately but then with no additional training work flawlessly for the climax.
This was so hilarious and so spot on about the villain. That was literally the first thing I was asking myself 5 minutes after the movie ended “who was the bad guy again?”
Why is no one talking about how she looked like a black Emilia Clarke??? It would've been a mind fuck if Gaia was in this movie, considering the history b/w the Kree and Skrulls.
I still can't believe there's no villain in this movie. Also Ryan's most impressive skill is being able to talk about these movies without just angrily yelling, "IT'S A PIECE OF SHIIIIITTT" over and over.
It isn't, though - like the other films he likes but enjoys doing a pitch meeting for because they have bus sized plot holes. It's a really enjoyable film lol
It's not trash. Unless you're subjective and hating it automatically because of an actress who is starring in it. It is mid-tier Marvel if you're objective. People just gloss over flaws with their faves. Captain America 1st movie - far worse. Never shown why tesseract weapons are superior. Just... let's turn WWII into Halo. And his "earned" powers no better than Captain Marvel's in her first film - which was a big hate point on her, but no problem with him. Every Iron Man film - same general plot. He's an a$s4ole who is completely selfish and self reliant. He improves upon himself after reflection. He'll be a team player or less selfish at least by end of film. Next movie opens... he's a selfish self-reliant @s$hole... Hey didn't we see this one before? Yeah he was like that in the first one. No, no you mean the 2nd one. Guys clearly it was the third one. *RDJ did a great job playing the part. But yeah his character development was just repeated with different villains.
@josephbirrenkott7993 over 20% of imdb ratings for the marvels are 1/10 - that says everything you need to know about the toxic culture of angry incels hating this movie and spreading lies about it being awful, unfortunately It's imperfect, but one of the better recent movies, and extremely fun. Better than Guardians of the Galaxy 2 and 3 imho.
This pitch meeting is great. Not going to see the show but these pitch meeting are great! Why would I want to go see The Marvels? I didn't see any of the other shows, besides listening to a pitch meeting is tight! Gives me all the information I need. Super easy, barely an inconvenience. :)
Man, I legit had to pause and take a minute I laughed so hard at how you worked 'Holla back girl' into this pitch meeting. Thank you Ryan, needed that today haha
The thing I find the most annoying is that all three are connected because they all have light based powers. Ms. Marvel got her powers from being a creature from another dimension, Captain Marvel got her powers from the space stone, and Rambou got her powers from Wanda, who was a witch. Please explain to me what those things have in common and why there power sharing didn’t impact all of the beings from Ms. Marvel’s dimension?
For those curious, "Hollaback Girl", by Gwen Stefani, had the lyric, "So it's not just gonna happen like that" in the song. which is why Ryan included it in his response.
@@lukeMac Picturing Gwen as a 38 year old trying desperately to look like a high school cheerleader in her video is all I remember of that pointless moment in music history...
That reference to Gwen cracked me up... 3:12 🤣🤣🤣🤣 got me picturing her lip syncing to that track... 😅😅😅😅 The cherry on top was his response 3:15 I could hear the melody... This pitch is 100%
Can't believe Ryan did an entire SUPERHERO Pitch Meeting without once mentioning the main villain. That's not like him
Seriously, like who even is the villain? You think he would’ve told us.
@@YourResidentPersonWhoDoesStuff He did! Writer Guy wrote it down. ((Flips pages....)) It's...um.... Hey, shut up!
Because she’s so forgettable
Oh good, I thought it was just me. I was like, when the heck are they going to mention the villain in this thing?
😂😂
When the sun was restored in the movie, I literally heard in my head "Hey, it's gonna be super easy. Barely an inconvenience."
Same here with me 😂
Respect for watching that pile of crap.
@zagloba1987 gave it a fair shot but that also meant I gave it too much credit
Gotta watch it else how do you find their next disaster...
@@jeremyblackmouth3323 I am one of those that refuse to give them money. Last Marvel movie I have seen was Deadpool 2. Might give Deadpool 3 a chance. If there won't be any woman, gay sidekick of color far better than Deadpool itself.
Not sure when this happened but at some point Pitch Meeting became the only reason I know anything about what is happening in the MCU these days.
At or around Wandavision, probably.
same here, I only saw the third ant-man months after it hit streaming, and only because I really love Paul Rudd.
I literally started to click on this, hesitated thinking "oh I haven't seen this yet", and then realized I'm not gonna watch the movie anyways 😂
Right, I love seeing Marvel Pitch Meetings in my feed because I know I don't care about spoilers
Well I haven't seen a single Marvel film ever. Just watched all the Pitch Meetings and have no desire to ever watch the movies. Or any other Marvel content for that matter.
"I'll bring Hala back, girl." Genius line, had me in tears
So funny with the smirk too😂😂😂
I don't get that part. Didn't they oppress the skrulls and other people in the first movie? They're the bad guys. What they were suffering from is just a consequence of their malice and illwill. Why does Carol have to be guilty with ending their Supreme Intelligence. And how does the destruction of their entire planet and their dying sun correlate directly to Carol's actions? I don't get it.
…Please tell me that’s not an actual line in the movie. I’ll believe you if you say yes, since I watched Quantummania the other day and saw Modok’s motivation, but I’ll still be disappointed.
@@captainrocket9915 no, it's Ryan's line
It really do have been like that.
The 4 year old daughter thing actually made a lot of sense. I'm now convinced that this is what actually happened.
A 4 year old is way to intelligent to write this.
Even more so if she is a transgender, race swapped, lesbian, put a chick in it an make her gay, brave and stunning, strong and independent, boss babe 4 year old. 🤣🤣🤣
Ha, Yeah. You meant NOW convinced? 😊 Typo?
I think you mean “I’m not convinced that this ISN’T what actually happened”
They accidentally added a children's book to the AI algorithm
@@ThereIsAlwaysaWay2 jesus
"I let my 4 year old take a crack at some of these scenes" is a good description of how the Marvels was made tbh
dammit! you stole my comment!!! LOL!!
There are some goofy parts, yes. But generally it would be unfair to label the whole script in this way. It's a way better/coherent/fun/smooth movie than Love and Thunder and Quantumania. Definitely not something terrible like the Secret Invasion either.
If by 4 years old you mean lonely cat ladies
That's Exactly how Axe Cop was made!
@@OmerSaidtrna marvel is trash with all those woke feminist bullshit
That suggestion about the people living on the "singing planet" having some kind of dance fighting style for the fight scene was actually a good suggestion, haha
Fr. Kinda made me more upset because the opportunity was right there😂
Considering we outright already have something like that on Earth its so stupid the idiots didn't figure to do exactly that, might have actually made for something interesting if they had people fight using Capoeira.
capoeria would be awesome
@@PeteONeillBassThey're breakdance fighting!
They could also not do a singing planet. It's so far off the rails if you compare it to the roots of the MCU like the original Iron Man.
I love how absolutely everyone picks up on the incredibly obvious plot thread of "oh, so Kamala is disappointed in her hero, this could be interesting". Everyone... except Marvel.
I mean, she had a whole thing with that in Civil War 2 in the comics, where she hated Carol being pro-Minority Report and felt betrayed by her hero. That's really a major issue for her and ends up kickstarting her growth into leaving the Avengers and helping form the Champions. If they are going to keep with Ms. Marvel being a major player in later phases, they are going to need to start laying the groundwork for her (and other younger heroes) feeling the older heroes aren't being very heroic anymore.
My question is... WHY THE HECK is Capt. Marvel Kamala's hero? According to the timeline, Capt. Marvel has never been to Earth during Kamala's life except for a few seconds bringing Stark to Earth...
You see the reason is BECAUSE...
I don't know what to say, but it is actually a legitimate question, maybe they answered it in the show probably.
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@@willarth9186 Because captain marvel is le woman and Kamala also has le vagina. Don't think too much deeper than that.
@@willarth9186Captain Marvel is the strong american female hero. Wanda is ambigouous. Black Widow barely relevant avengers. Carol Danvers does got a history as pilot in her past tho.
“My space balls are tight” is a line that I never thought I’d ever hear, and yet, Producer Guy just said it so super easily without any inconvenience
So sad, they're copying ideas from a parody film!
Yeah yeah yeah.
Copying? I think he's going to need you to get alllllll the way off his back about copying.
But still.... Whoops!
You should see the takes they didn't use.
Jesus, missed that...had to rewind....LOL!!!
I'll be honest here gents, I find the lack of appropriate responses to my comments highly offensive.
Can we all appreciate MCU for indirectly giving us these amazing pitch meetings? Wow wow wow... wow.
Wow
@@edmundbloxam2714 wow
wow…
Wow
Must have been hard for them to out out all this content for us to make fun of
The quick “hey shut up” as he attempts to gloss over certain oversights is one of the best parts of these skits man, gets me everytime 😂
😂😂 I tell you gets me all the time
Except it wasn’t an oversight. There’s an explicit reason given in the movie why it’s specifically these 3 switching and no one else, but I guess Ryan just missed that part.
@@jasonschuler2256 Hey, shut up.
@@jasonschuler2256 The reason is about as complete as the reason your mom gives you for when you ask why the sky is blue and she has to go to work in 10 minutes
@@totaldan99 So, pretty complete then?
"What's a Marvel movie without a bit of homework?"
Phase 1.
Except Iron Man 2 and Avengers
@@RailAtsamara apparently phase 4 and phase 5 fit as well
@@determinator2 Phase 4 and 5 the more attention you have been paying, the worse it is because the more contradictions and plot holes you notice haha.😊
Yep, even though there were some mediocre ones in there, people were actually invested and literally did their homework for endgame. They would sit through 15 minutes of credits to see the avengers eat Shawarma and then post theories on reddit how that fits into the larger plot.
And now there's the Marvels and it has...black girl magic.
Good?
Holy hell, this was brutal! And he didn't even talk about how forgettable the villain was!
There was a villain...?!
Who?
whats her deal?
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I think her name was 'Star Lord'?
This was pure brilliance. I love the spin about the 4yr old taking a job at the script, makes sense and the Gwen Stefani lines, just brilliant!
😂😂😂 yessss
I caught the Gwen Stefani reference but I don't see the connection. I have not seen the movie and I don't plan to.
Interesting fact. I haven't seen one commercial. Or even an advertisement.
Who?
"Don't forget to wipe and wash your hands"
HOW TF DID HE KNOW
This villain is definitely one of the most unforgettable ones. Every time someone starting arguing about who is the most forgettable villain in the MCU people will probably remember her.
Remember who?
Who?
She's so forgettable that...wait...what was I talking about?
She's the Forget-me-not of movie villains
now who's Dar-Benn again?
I love the "Hey since these people are musical it'd be really cool to do a musical fight sequence-" "NO" Like it's one thing to take apart a movies failures, but man burning its big missed opportunites too-
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It especially sucks because I legitimately liked the musical planet. I genuinely laughed when they got there and loved the idea, but they did nothing with it, and it would have made so much sense for them to have a musical fighting style, or at least a musical battle cry...
@@justme22154 Mood. I was like this is interesting but also WHERE THE HELL DID IT COME FROM??????? WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS???????
@@vicefandonna1575 FR. Just a big missed opportunity to do something cool and show off the variety of space and how their culture affects their way of life beyond just jokes.
You could have also made it so that on the planet there's a bunch of people who just play instruments all day. Perhaps have a gag where one of the musicians sings "Hey, what key are we in?" or the singers indicating a key change by stopping in the middle of a conversation to announce "E-Minor," and then then musicians reposition their fingers/hands for the change.
Perhaps even have a grumpy musician who's trying to eat his lunch but he's compelled to play his instrument, so he tries to eat his spaghetti as he plays.
Just having them all sing, until they don't, is the lamest execution of the concept.
Completely forgot about Emilia Clarke also apparently having light-based powers now.
apparently? no, she literally have the brie larson powers now
Captain Marvel is so OP that she had to be written out of Infinity War and Endgame and randomly handicapped in her own movies to make them somewhat interesting. Then they go and introduce an even more OP hero...
Who?
Hey, shut up.
@@Netherwolf6100 That lady with the dragons.
I always find it very interesting when a movie has no antagonist.
Or intelligence
But it DID have a villain! Dar-Benn, remember?
Probably not...
@@christscrackers647 who?
@@christscrackers647the writers*
To be fair it didn't have Protagonist either.
Watching Pitch Meetings for movies that I have no intention of watching is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
And tight!
Officially my first MCU movie in pitch meeting form first!!!!
I def won't miss the marvels once it hits D+, but you'll have to get Avengers-level stakes to get my ass in a movie theatre seat
When I saw the spoiler warning at the start, I was like, "That's what I'm counting on."
@@DreamerTrain Soon they will be like Power Ranger levels.
I love how Thor had to get to a station fully reliant on a dying star and he had to re-energize the station to start the process of revitalizing the dwarf star and it almost killed him but then Captain Marvel is like yeah so I'll just like, glow really hard and reignite a star.
Which would be fine if there was any point in her character arc where you felt like the character kind of earned her godlike powers, or if her powers and limitations were somewhat better explained, or anything that typically makes a superhero’s powers interesting.
Like Thor has godlike powers but he has to be worthy. He can lose them. He can become more powerful but only through effort and personal growth. So when he recharged a dying dwarf star, you think “oh wow, I bet Thor from the first movie couldn’t have done that, he’s really come a long way.”
With Captain Marvel it’s just like, “Of course she can do that, she’s has the power of being a feminist virtue signal. Her only weakness is is that she has none while men have so many.”
@@DanDaniel-sx6iq Lol. Whereas Superman gets that kind of power because *checks notes* the sun exists.
@@jvomkrieg 😂😂😂 Yeah but it's been established for a really long time that Superman is basically a Kyrptonian who took Solar Steroids growing up, like the relationship between Solar Energy and his Superpowers is baked deep into his lore, so Superman getting God Powers from the Sun is just an extension of pre-existing backstory and is internally narratively existent.
I think it works, if and only if, they stars were dead for different reasons.
It was implied the Kree killed their star in their civil war so it could have been more autostart then breathing life into the dying embers to revive a fire that is almost out of wood which would normally be the case for a naturally dying star.
Was not explained well in the movie, but could be done so makes sense Thor had issues with a similar task.
@@jvomkriegFunny you should mention Superman, because If I'm not mistaken there's a story arc for Supes where in he actually flyes too close to the sun saving some astronauts or something and gets, idk super solar cancer or something, it sounds dumb but was just a convenient way to kill him.
But you know OBVIOUSLY Capt. Marvel is soooo much stronger and better than him anyway.
To those who haven’t seen the movie, Ryan is not exaggerating at how fast things move from the singing planet to the kittens eating people to the sun stealing thing.
I haven't seen the movie but what about the whole thing about Ms. Marvel being disappointed in Captain Marvel thing? Was that just something that the "writer guy" could've honed in on or was that actually a legit beat in the story that they just refused to explore any further? Seems like something they could've used to maybe deepen these characters a little when they are pretty one dimensional afaik.
@@voinyhelvetti that was an actual beat that they just never touched on again
@@benjaminskylerhill8276 That's disappointing. At this point these movies feel like late 90's shovelware video games. Stuff like Kellogg's Land or something. No substance, just brand recognition.
to think i was considering going to see that one... thanks Ryan for the time and money saving!
@@Meanne77the superhero theme is dead. Just don't spend it on hollywood. Try it👍🏾
Marvel would save so much money if they just hired Ryan to review the scripts before filming.
They would waste even more money seeing that their scripts are ready only after doing expensive reshoots.
@@Random-ed2xfyou know the script is constantly changed up until reshoots are done?
Well, lockmakers don't hire the Lockpicking Lawyer either, so you just know there are some dumb people out there on top of different industries :D
I really hope Marvel keeps making these billion dollar flops because they make excellent 4 minute Pitch Meetings
@@manchild8365 The more reshoots there are the more and more this is true... And the more of a disjointed mess the show seems to be, more and more reshoots have occurred. Ever seen one of those films where it feels like you're watching two different versions of the same film inter-spliced with each other? That's reshoots. >.>
Literally was thinking "That's Spaceballs" as Ryan was saying "That's Spaceballs." Tremendous.
multiple delays and setbacks, a budget of over 300 million, numerous script changes- and the best they give us is story beats from a comedy set out to mock Star Wars... brilliant
@@eclipsehorse8693a decades-old comedy mocking star wars, to be more precise
Still leagues ahead of this movie
@@Normal_BoiiYeah Spaceballs was actually good!
@@mrcombustiblelemon2902 this!! :)
“That’s space balls” thank you for also noticing. It cracked me up during the movie.
It's amazing when you're looking forward to a pitch meeting more than seeing the actual movie. Q: "What's your most anticipated thing of the year?" A: "The pitch meeting for The Marvels!"
Because Ryan is funny and has a functional brain, something Marvel Studio and many other movie studios clearly have at this point completely lost.
I think everyone who has worked on this movie was pressing F5 frenetically on Ryan's videos page to see it appears magically ^^
And the true legend didn't miss!
This! ❤
Same lol😂
I used to be amazed…6 years later, amazing done left the building lololol
I literally only watch Marvel movies via Pitch Meetings these days. Thanks Ryan for your work :)
Exactly. No point in wasting time needing to watch the actual movie plus at least here you get some actual laughs :D
This
Same
Same buddy 😂
For me Marvel peaked with Endgame. I did like No Way Home, Multiverse of Madness, and Wakanda Forever but Phase 4 was all over the place and Phase 5 hasn’t started out on the best note with all the drama and court case for Majors. What they need to do now is focus on the X-Men and Fantastic 4, or just take a page out of the DC playbook and do a reboot of everything. That way you could start out with the Fantastic 4 and X-Men be the jumping off point while they introduced the rebooted MCU
I can't stop laughing between the Spaceballs comparison and "What's a Marvel movie without a bit of homework?" One of his best pitches ever
Haha yeah, although they explained everything in the movie. Maybe you just need to watch cap Marvel
@@edgbarrano, this pitch is explaining the entire movie
I did enjoy the "forgettable generic bad guy" line, more than I should have ...even more so since draw a complete blank on her name even 1 minute after watching this pitch and come up just as blank with Thor: Love & Thunder's bad guy (at least for him I remember he was played by Christian Bale. ...right?)
This series has been my only contact with Marvel movies for the past 6 years, and honestly my experience has improved
_That Gwen Stefani joke was top tier comedy_
Surprised it’s not getting more love.a quality gag.
she aint no holla back giiiirl....
i btw still dont know what this means
Gwen Stefani is tight!
@@Zeylo89 it's a sequel to the TLC song "No Scrubs", wherein they clarify that "A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride
Trying to holla at me".
So Gwen is letting the audience know that she, too, will have no interaction with the scrub when she is holla'd at. She will not "holla back".
Make sense?
Lol I didn't even catch that the first time
"I'm gonna bring Hala back girl" literally just made me burst out laughing 🤣
I thought that part was bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s.
they delivered that line with such conviction i thought it might have actually been in the movie
I ain't no holla back girl
It was really funny, but I started to hear that horrible terrible stupid song in my mind
@@hammirandaYes, thank you, that's the reference.
The "Holla back girl" bit was outstanding😂😂😂
IKR 😂😂❤
Yes, yes it was...
Truly inspired. And the fact he didn't oversell it.
I will forever call her that now for the next 12 movies she will pop up in 😂
I have to applaud two bits in particular- the bring your daughter to work explanation and Writer Guy getting frustrated at 2:42 over Producer Guy still not remembering Dar-Benn.
Who?
The fact they aimed exclusively for the "fan of cats, musicals and the musical Cats" audience was genius. They really cornered the market on the 12 middle aged women in that category.
Come on, the cats were hilarious, the music bit on the other hand really pissed me off.
Director Nia DaCosta said The Marvels is for a teenage girl audience.
@@JuleruI don't know I found the music stuff funny too it just dragged a bit too long and yet somehow they didn't do nearly enough with it (like the mentioned music/dance fight thing).
I don't know it was fun for me. Dumb for sure. But fun (once you turn off your brain)
It’s a movie for those who love gelicals
@@OctalysisPrimeYT gelical, gelical, gelical
The script partly written by a child from _"take your child to work Day."_
That's perfectly on point!
Better than the She-Hulk "writer's room". Failing the Bechdel Test, one $25 million episode at a time.
I legitimately thought that when I saw She Hulk. Like, if this was written by a 10 year old, it's not that bad. They're 10!
Things make so much sense now
@@thatHARVguy thats not a real test you realize?
If the writers were 10y old, She Hulk becomes worth to watch...
The line about letting his four year-old daughter take a crack at the plot is the best explanation for the story. "Why can't she close it from their side?" "Because that's what I wrote here" lol.
Because Monica can only push with her power, not pull, and the space grid things were blown out the other way, not inward toward our universe.
@@roofdogblues7400is that seriously why?? I really liked the movie but that's the one part that has been really bugging me - I was watching Monica close the hole from the other side and was like "Wait, won't she get trapped? Why isn't she closing it from her universe's side?"
They should have followed dc and scrap this embarrassment before it saw daylight
@@roofdogblues7400 Yeah, that honestly felt way more like a job for Kamala. Using the power of both bands, reach out and seal the breach with hard light, with Captain Marvel and Photon each sending their power into one gauntlet.
@@roofdogblues7400I can't tell if you're being serious or not.
"Why can't she close it from her own side"
*looking at stack of paper*
"Because that's what I wrote here"
that response KILLS me
The reason why MCU films suck has nothing to do with female actors, female directors or male audiences. The scripts suck! Weak plot lines, bad dialog and no back story to let audiences become invested in the characters.
With The Marvels, I left the theatre when Nick Fury yelled, "BLACK GIRL MAGIC!" +Double Face Palm+ The toughest non-superhero in Marvel-verse reduced to a cat-holding simp. At least I was saved from singing planet.
But, between that Irritable Bowel Syndrome inducing movie and now I was led to the show 1883 and I discovered that great acting and scripts still exist. That strong men and strong women CAN exist in the same show. Sam Elliot, Faith Hill, Tim McGraw, Isabel May with fantastic supporting actors and cameos by Tom Hanks and Billy Bob Thornton restored my faith. Just the first four minutes of Ep One of 1883 made me want to binge watch all ten episodes. Then I followed the Dutton family and binge watched 1923 with Harrison Ford and on to Yellowstone with Kevin Costner.
I have no idea why Disney takes stupid plots, idiot dialog and tries to wrap those around characters no one knows nor cares about. Doesn't ANYONE at Disney read this crap before they shovel hundreds of millions into the crapper?
Because its like taking a stab at a piece of paper. Stab one side, and theres a hole, with remnants of the paper being whole on the other side. If you want to fix it and tape it, you gotta push those wrinkles back to being flat with the paper. Same logic here. Dar Benn punched a whole through space-time, and to close it, you got to "punch" it from the other side and push the broken pieces back together
@@gajaan316I’m almost entirely certain that isn’t how space-time works.
Furthermore, they never established those being the rules, even in this fictional universe so it’s really not worth bending over backwards to find a way to justify their plot holes.
The 2 pronged joke of HALA back girl followed up by "It's not just gonna happen like that", actual lyrics of the song is God tier comedy. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
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Noticed that too and almost heard Gwen Stefani singing it. 🎶 😂
@@samblack5313 Gwen Stefani singing about bananas is tight🍌💦
I like how the Ryans seem aware and accepting of their catchphrases and shtick, like they're real long-time coworkers who've gradually built up almost a customized secret language
I usually call the writer "Ryan", and the other guy "George".
You’d think that would be hard, but actually it was super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
“Because that’s what I wrote here!” Was said with the funniest conviction of any Ryan George line. That needs to be a new catch phrase said just like that 😂
it's like he was channeling a 4 year old, i hope we see more of him throwing fits
i love how his catch lines are evolving and new ones form very organically …he can start just throwing in whichever and we can make a bingo game out of it…
@hellobillyjacks he's literally said this for 8 years what are you talking about
@@bovinejoannie9429 said what for 8 years? all of his catch lines?
@@hellobillyjacks Variations of "Because it's in the script".
It never fails to excite me.
Producer: Since this planet's musical, it would be cool to see some kind of musical fight.
Writer: NO.
Producer: Oh, alright then.
Man, you didn't need to go that hard, but I can't exactly say I'm disappointed that you did.
It's honestly astonishing how Ryan succeeded in summing up my whole feelings about this movie from the forgettable villain to the Disney Princess scene to the whole kittens eating the crew.
Always a pleasure to enjoy how realistic these pitch meetings are feeling!😂
What he said about "bring your daughter to work" explains so much
Always a pleasure, barely an inconvienience.
Decades later, when people need to point at the worst MCU movie. Their pointing at this one and it shows with how this movie made the least amount of money in the past fifteen years of MCU movies, because this movie was just so bad, meaningless and cringe in its plot.
So true how this is a sequel to like 7 different things
IN ONLY 4 MINUTES. Shortest pitch meeting ever. He’s trying to make up for the 1:45 of his life he can’t get back watching this, this, this, whatever it is.
"Hey shut up" and "Barely an inconvenience" are lines that never fail to crack me up. They just get funnier every time to me. Thanks for the fun content as always
Well, I liked the former "I don't know"... better, but Ryan is always good. 🙂
The art is to "hey shut up" as quickly, subtle and dismissive as possible and he is mastering it.
Cracking you up is TIGHT
The more nonsensical and contrived something is, the harder those lines hit.
Followed by the classic "oh really ?" 😂
I like how Carol, Kamala, and Monica had that whole montage (the "Intergalactic" sequence) where they learned to "control" and synchronize their switching places and then that never comes into play again and during the final fight they're all still annoyed and surprised by the switching of places instead of using it to their advantage for some really cool "teleporting around and hitting the villain in ways they could never possibly anticipate" choreography. That was the best.
lol, yanno so far as the switching powers thing goes- Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer handled it MUCH better-
For a scene that really capitalize on that concept, watch the first season of Jujutsu Kaisen, brotha. You won't be disappointed.
Given re-shoots, script changes, and the like, I'm guessing it's entirely possible that either the scenes occurred in a different order at some point, or the "learning to control" scene simply didn't exist when the fight was shot.
If they had competent writing and fight choreo they really could have done a lot with it. You'd be able to do a bunch of gags. Even for a final fight to introduce more dynamic and tone down how OP carol is; you could have the big bad whats her face also be added to the swapping. Quick gag where carol's swapped and the anticipated photon blast instead nearly hits monica because she switched with the boss due to the bangles being fully activated or something. Quick glances and worry around, big bad throws a one liner gag, and all of them now need to contend with this new variable that they work together to overcome.
I actually gave the movie credit and said "oh, they're practising using their powers, that's cool. At least it'll feel earned when they use them to tag-team the villain at the end." and then the tag-team never really happened. Absolutely awful writing.
I'm not sure how a person can have perfect comedic timing with themself, but Ryan does.
Let's make this pitch meeting have more views this weekend than the movie did! It'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Pitch meetings having more views than the actual movie is tight!
I mean, it already has if you think aboot it(sorry, couldn't hold myself from making fun of the canadians Ryan & George), it already has, 500k+ views
Oh really?
It definitely has more likes...
Remember this is a two step process.
1. Watch the pitch meeting
2. Save yourself time and money and don't watch a dumpster fire, I mean this movie whatever it is named.
I love how you make me realize things I didn't when watching the movie
"Shouldn't Emilia Clark's character from 'Secret Invasion' be switching with them too?"
"Hey, shut up"
Also "My space balls are TIGHT!"
The best call here for sure. Disney should just delete Secret Invasion from D+ and pretend it didn't happen
I mean the Emilia Clarke thing was because she didn't touch one of the space rifts caused by the bangle nor did she have a bangle. It's just a joke..
I REALLY don't get why people are saying "light powers=teleport mayhem". Its CLEARLY because all 3 of them touched the weird glitch jumpoints in space. Carol touched the one on that one planet, Monica touched the one on Earth, and Kamala literally has the Quantum Band (the McGuffin that created jumpoints in Kree legends). As for why Dar-Benn doesnt teleport, she had it off of her while meeting with the Skrulls, while the scientists looked into it
@@gajaan316 Despite Fury asserting the light based powers thing was a "strong theory" I think it's all wet. Monica and Carol both touched the jump points, while Kamala was wearing one of the quantum bands (which in inherently linked to the other band). Dar-Benn wasn't wearing one at the time, and even if she was, she doesn't have innate powers. It's enough for comic-book style quantum entanglement as the quantum bands can open jump points. They're just micro-sized, and open when there is energy on both sides (via using their powers).
I can also buy the energy overload that killed Dar-Benn was enough for the quantum bands to overload the entanglement and turn it off.
I believe the actual reason why only those three were switching was because the three of them, in some time of the comics, was Captain Marvel.
When you only watch the pitch meeting instead of the movie itself.
Really explains why this content is still going strong since 2017 lol
"I let my 4-year-old take a crack at some of these scenes."
A perfectly logical explanation for this movie's writing quality
I'm in awe of Ryan using the same lines for the past Idontknowhowmanyyears and still make new jokes with them, these just never get old
It's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
"Hey shut up" is one of my favorites.
Its because Ryan understand how to be funny and understand how to run a catchphrase successfully.
Keeping the same jokes fresh for years is tight!
It's going to be tough for him to keep using those lines after all this time.
That Hala-back girl joke had me dying 🤣. Super clever as always Ryan!
It's funny how that's a hilarious line in a pitch meeting, but would have been absolute cringe in the actual movie
@@CLove511 you mean _hala-rious!_
i'll just see myself out
@@CLove511I was actually a little concerned that it might actually have been in the movie; thanks for clearing the air here, lol.
"I'm gonna bring Holla back, Girl!" had me cracking up so hard hahaha. I don't know how, but you really manage to constantly improve your writing STILL. Absolutely phenomenal. I love it.
At that line, how many people started singing that song in their head (or out loud)?
Fortunately, their ship is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Uh huh, this my shit
YEEEEESS!!!!!
@@Deborita777 Not me! But that's because I don't know the song. I mean, I know of it, and maybe heard the chorus or whatever, but I never listened to the whole thing.
This has gotta be one of my favorite pitch meetings, almost entirely for the Darben bits. Awesome job, Ryan.
He mentioned Darben?
who?
I can't believe how unashamedly loud I laughed at "Hala back girl" I love this man.
undererated jokes
this sh*t movie is bananas!
I don't get it
@@clintoruss153 Reference to Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl
I caught that as well :)
(Gwen Stefani - "Hollaback Girl").
Avoiding superhero fatigue by watching the Pitch Meeting instead of the movie is TIGHT
This ☝️
Avoiding pitch meeting fatigue by making it really short is TIGHT
seriously I have more fatigue for pitch meeting fatigue than I have ever had for marvel
Superhero fatigue is what movie makers blame when they can't make a good film.
THIS
There’s no superhero fatigue, there’s only garbage movie fatigue
My favorite bit these days is when the producer guy is like "What are you talking about!?" As the plot get increasingly ridiculous 😂😂😂
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This video better than the movie
For real movies like these make me realize Loki's ending wasn't him trying to fix the timelines, it's him trying to hold on to such a mess of a franchise this has become.
"Thats Spaceballs!" My eyes opened up... wtf you are right...they (re)used that plotdevice...? Oh boy i didnt even realize it
I am 100% aware of what’s happening in phase 4 and 5 without even watching a single min of it thanks to these pitch meetings.
Ryan making himself go through these all for our entertainment is tight!
Love them as always. Thank you Ryan.
Seriously, as someone who was ready to be done after _Endgame_ and essentially was after that, outside of like three or four of these, every review he's done of an MCU show or movie sense that has provided my decision correct. And of those exceptions, _Guardians of the Galaxy 3_ is currently the only one I really want to watch.
I liked Shan-Chi , Spider-Man Far From Home and Spider-Man No Way Home, and for shows Moon Knight. The rest of the Marvel Movies was terrible. @@MusicoftheDamned
Right. Have not seen one single movie from 4 and 5.
@@rcarfang2 _Spider-Man: Far from Home_ was the actual last MCU movie I watched, mostly because I like Jake Gyllenhaal. I overall enjoyed it even if I had multiple issues that included it being the movie that immediately proved that Disney was just going to largely skip over the effects of Thanos's Snap (which admittedly helped further kill my interest in most other MCU movies after that) and the continuation of Tony Stark both dominating the movie, even in death, as well as seeming responsible for like half of the Earthbound villains in the MCU. I did quite like what they did with Mysterio overall despite the latter gripe.
I count _Shang-Chi_ and _Moon Knight_ as some of the few exceptions for myself, but I personally don't plan to ever watch _Spider-Man: No Way Home_ despite liking Spider-Man since I feel like it would most likely just annoy me overall.
Ryan indirectly is a movie reviewer. Saved me from watching some of these movies, too.
I like this pitch meeting, but it's really odd that you never mentioned who the villain is.
There’s no villain
so what's hear deal?
There's a villain?
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No, there is no villain... but a villa in two scenes! ;-))))
This might legitimately get more views than the ACTUAL movie 😂😂😂😂 I love this pitch meeting
One thing that we can guarantee is that he'll make more money from this one video than Disney/Marvel ever will from the movie.
Entirely possible!
@@xipheonj Better not say that too loudly otherwise I fear Disney might actually decide to sue him over it, when they'll figure they are so bad some internet funny guy is actually making some money from joking about their content.
just might?
@@lydiahood7725Internet funny guys are tight!
Ryan’s four year old made a really funny part of the movie 😂
The voice when the 4 year old wrote the script is so good, and the scream is so on point. This is one of my most watched Pitch Meetings so far.
I wouldn't be surprised if that happened in real life. When he read that script, I just didn't know why someone couldn't see how ridiculous everything in the movie was!
I think this is the most confused I've been after watching a Pitch Meeting. I have no idea what happens in the movie except for a few disjointed scenes.
But somehow I feel that's not Ryan's fault...
same... wtf is happening? 🤣
I love how they seemed to have taken an idea from Spaceballs, which was deliberately written to be stupid as fuck for comedic purposes, and made her try to steal the air from another planet... that's the only thing I was able to decode here.
He mentions needing to watch 16+ hours of content just to understand the movie. Trust me, it's definitely not his fault.
@@ZenMonkeyGodhe mentions it, sure.
It's completely wrong, tho. Hell, the movie retcon secret invasion so hard that watching secret invasion just make it worse
We can't even be sure if secret invasion happens before or after this movie at this point.
Apparently you're in about the same place as people who did see the movie.
I really hope "Because that's what I wrote here" becomes another running gag quote lmao. I love how much conviction Ryan said it with.
ANother lazy catchphrase that has to be shoehorned into every video whether it's appropriate or not? Yeah, why not just a whole video of Ryan just saying "Super easy....
Ok, so I just watched "The Marvels" and your Pitch Meeting on it, in which you say the villain's character name a few times, and if you were to torture me, I couldn't tell you what her name was. 😅. Also, thank you for the Cincy Bengals joke. It made me smile.
To fit SO much into just four minutes... this is art at this point.
That Hollaback Girl line was genius! I love it when you slip in clever, easily missable jokes like that.
I'll just never get tired of watching these two guys
Just hope they never break up and feud.
@@markellis3036 probably not. they are twins. they will always come back together.
They are just…the best
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They’re not twins!!! They’re not even related at all🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️ sheesh! You think everyone just looks alike don’t cha? 🤣🤣
It's a doomed double act, one of them is way more charismatic than the other.
I have not seen the movie but that still was one of your funniest pitch meetings, you are a treasure, Ryan!
Did it never occur to Carol to try to reignite the sun with her powers before? Especially when it took like a minute?
Wouldn't work without learning the Powers of Friendship
Maybe she worried it would kill her, like it did in the comic "Captain Marvel: The End"
They should have made her stay in the sun and keep it going otherwise the sun goes dark again, so we can finally get rid of her
She didn't think she could do something like that
@@Omegeddon I dunno Monica figured it out pretty fast. Also I'm surprised Monica and Kamala didn't give Carol more grief over dooming an entire planet and most likely resulting in massive innocent deaths.
I actually want a revisit of this pitch meeting. Would be so fun to listen to Ryan's thoughts while making this one.
I think he already forgot.
@@Nloveru In t minus one second.
How's next week?
@@feldon27 Are you kidding? Not till phase six!
The “Super easy , Barely an inconvenience” is the best line ever written … 🙂
“Oh my Spaceballs are tight.” 😂 best line in a long time
The "Hollaback Girl!" bit was fantastic, how the hell do you keep getting better and better at these?!😆
I was hoping he'd also throw a line in there that featured him saying "No Doubt," a reference to Gwen Stefani's original band.
he gets better and better because the material keeps getting worse and worse
I'm sure for Ryan it is super easy, Barely an inconvenience. Yeah yeah yeah.
At first I heard his Bengals reference as the Bangles (till I realized they're not from Cincinnati) and combined with Hollaback Girl I thought Ryan was really getting into the pop trivia thing all of a sudden!
I'm just praying that wasn't an actual line in the movie.
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed out loud so hard at a pitch meeting as when Ryan said he left his four-year-old daughter write the cat scene
Literally so much of Hollywood these days may as well have been written by 4-year-olds!
I have to say "super easy; bearly an inconvenience" from "Cocaine Bear" has to have had the longest setup for a punchline ever though.
Four-year old A.I., possibly?
Wait - that cat scene was really in the movie?
@@PotrzebieConolly Yeah, all the reshoots were just CGI to cover the CGI buttholes...
It's weird I haven't cared about Marvel movies for years, but I just can't skip these takedowns.
continuing to forget the villain's name might be the funniest pitch meeting bit in recent memory
lol, ok drinking game time- take a shot anytime anyone mentions Thanos in Infinity war, Endgame OR Age of Ultron-
now try that for Dar- Benn in The Marvels :)
@@eclipsehorse8693Dar who?
@@piev4166 sounds a little Darth like. May Darth Moeder instead of Darth Vader.
I did actually keep forgetting her name during the movie.
@@eclipsehorse8693 Thought it may have been a kree problem, but no cause Kasius in AOG is very memorable...
Reading the plot lines like a kid wrote them was genius. Bravo.
0:11 Hey, it's not only not a sequel to _Secret Invasion_ , it actually makes much more sense if you have never watched that show.
Fury was depressing in that show and I couldn't finish it. I say that and watched The Marvels lol
Or if you're like me and forget that Secret Invasion existed!
It's almost like it was intended before... it just got delayed, well, five times
He SAID "sorta"
What's Secret Invasion? Didn't we all anonymously agreed to erase that crap-show from our memories?
The Marvels stealing the plot device from "Spaceballs" made me laugh so hard.
I admire Ryan's willingness to sacrifice his sanity by watching these shows and films to deliver these pitch meetings.
He's the hero we need but don't deserve
I am saving so much money and time w addition of laughter bc of him
He is the only one on RUclips whose commercials I actually watch at the end of the segment.
Advertisers need to take note.
Yeah must be really tough being entertained for hours on end for a job
This one is actually enjoyable though. It's more like a Ragnarok "what on earth is happening" than a Th4r "what on earth is happening" and it has very positive audience scores (and good critics scores tbf). But there are a few big plot holes and the villain is forgettable marvelly. It won't have remotely been a chore for him though and people who like fun should watch the film anyway lol
3:17 “It’s going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience” I’m always waiting for this line to come up in these pitch meetings
Yeah yeah yeah
I watch Ryan's videos under two circumstances:
1) If I've seen the movie/show and just want some entertainment.
2) When I want a brief summary of a movie/show I have no intentions to ever watch.
Both reasons are very fulfilling.
Love how all the plot holes are brushed off with a quick "oh hey shut up!" 😂
All these years of watch Ryan and I still can't predict what he'll bring up in pitch meeting. Really was betting he'd mention so much time spent on a friendship training montage only for it to fail immediately but then with no additional training work flawlessly for the climax.
That’s just the classic formula for training montages in the last 3 decades of pop cinema.
1:09 I believe the “Oh shut up.” is an actual quote from the actual pitch meeting. Thanks for the authenticity. 👍🏻
This was so hilarious and so spot on about the villain. That was literally the first thing I was asking myself 5 minutes after the movie ended “who was the bad guy again?”
Yeah - the villain was…. Uh…. Definitely there. And generic - more generic than ever!
If you paid to watch this garbage you are a fool.
It was a great call back to the first movie. Can you name Jude Law's character?
@@charlottecorday8494 He was…Gigolo Joe? 🤣
Why is no one talking about how she looked like a black Emilia Clarke??? It would've been a mind fuck if Gaia was in this movie, considering the history b/w the Kree and Skrulls.
The whole video had me cracking up, and i love the comment section every freaking time! Great communtiy we have here in the Ryanverse
3:12 "Hollaback girl!" 😂 So Gwen Stefani exists in the MCU?
That's bananas!
Yes. Since Captain Marvel
No, but Spider Gwen Stefani might..
More people will see this pitch meeting than the general audiences of many states will ever see the actual movie.
I still can't believe there's no villain in this movie. Also Ryan's most impressive skill is being able to talk about these movies without just angrily yelling, "IT'S A PIECE OF SHIIIIITTT" over and over.
Old Channel Awesome reviewers be like:
It isn't, though - like the other films he likes but enjoys doing a pitch meeting for because they have bus sized plot holes. It's a really enjoyable film lol
I just had That Guy With the Glasses flashbacks.
It's not trash. Unless you're subjective and hating it automatically because of an actress who is starring in it. It is mid-tier Marvel if you're objective. People just gloss over flaws with their faves. Captain America 1st movie - far worse. Never shown why tesseract weapons are superior. Just... let's turn WWII into Halo. And his "earned" powers no better than Captain Marvel's in her first film - which was a big hate point on her, but no problem with him.
Every Iron Man film - same general plot. He's an a$s4ole who is completely selfish and self reliant. He improves upon himself after reflection. He'll be a team player or less selfish at least by end of film. Next movie opens... he's a selfish self-reliant @s$hole... Hey didn't we see this one before?
Yeah he was like that in the first one.
No, no you mean the 2nd one.
Guys clearly it was the third one.
*RDJ did a great job playing the part. But yeah his character development was just repeated with different villains.
@josephbirrenkott7993 over 20% of imdb ratings for the marvels are 1/10 - that says everything you need to know about the toxic culture of angry incels hating this movie and spreading lies about it being awful, unfortunately
It's imperfect, but one of the better recent movies, and extremely fun. Better than Guardians of the Galaxy 2 and 3 imho.
This pitch meeting is great. Not going to see the show but these pitch meeting are great! Why would I want to go see The Marvels? I didn't see any of the other shows, besides listening to a pitch meeting is tight! Gives me all the information I need. Super easy, barely an inconvenience. :)
For this Pitch Meeting to get more views than the movie, it’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience
Bruh this movie came out and *crickets*
Oh, really???????????
Yes, really!
That super easy set up was better written than most recent Marvel things.
Man, I legit had to pause and take a minute I laughed so hard at how you worked 'Holla back girl' into this pitch meeting. Thank you Ryan, needed that today haha
Yeah, it was beautiful.
Shit was bananas
The thing I find the most annoying is that all three are connected because they all have light based powers. Ms. Marvel got her powers from being a creature from another dimension, Captain Marvel got her powers from the space stone, and Rambou got her powers from Wanda, who was a witch. Please explain to me what those things have in common and why there power sharing didn’t impact all of the beings from Ms. Marvel’s dimension?
For those curious, "Hollaback Girl", by Gwen Stefani, had the lyric, "So it's not just gonna happen like that" in the song. which is why Ryan included it in his response.
Thank you, I hadn't appreciated that - wit requiring broad lyrical knowledge is not so super-easy, and quite an inconvenience!
The fact that Gwen Stefani references are no longer self-evident makes me feel ancient.
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Picturing Gwen as a 38 year old trying desperately to look like a high school cheerleader in her video is all I remember of that pointless moment in music history...
Ok
Thanks for that, pal. I hate losing one of Bryans jokes.
I love how Ryan always puts these nuggets of reality in these pitch meetings. Like how the script was written by a 4- year old.
nuggets of reality? did you think a 4 year old really wrote the script?
@@benjaminwatt2436 you're kidding right?
@@Randallsilver yes, i knew you meant nuggets of gold...:)
I think he meant that the "reality" of it is that the script was so bad it, some parts could have been written by a 4 year old.@@benjaminwatt2436
@@benjaminwatt2436 It would be a lot less cringe if they had...
"I'm gonna bring Halla back, girl"
"That sounds like it's gonna be tough, it's not just gonna hap-pen like that"
Awesome! 😆
NGL, that pitch was Bananas...
That reference to Gwen cracked me up...
3:12 🤣🤣🤣🤣 got me picturing her lip syncing to that track... 😅😅😅😅 The cherry on top was his response 3:15 I could hear the melody... This pitch is 100%
It's always a good day when Ryan posts a pitch meeting.
Not a good day for Hollywood