Kraven the Hunter Pitch Meeting

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  • @colton7697
    @colton7697 7 часов назад +3407

    "Spoilers ahead" it's alright nobody's watching this movie

    • @bradleydapkus8301
      @bradleydapkus8301 7 часов назад +111

      That's not true!
      Someone had to get the recordings for the pitch meeting.

    • @nobodyreally834
      @nobodyreally834 6 часов назад +14

      ​@bradleydapkus8301 you make it sound like we didn't just see the actual pitch meeting for Kraven. Dost thine eyes deceive ye??

    • @thurin84
      @thurin84 6 часов назад +39

      is it possible to spoil whats already rotten?

    • @GlitteredUp4Easter
      @GlitteredUp4Easter 6 часов назад +2

      I checked out a cam, quite good quality. Wouldn't pay for it though.

    • @Holypikemanz
      @Holypikemanz 5 часов назад +4

      SAVAGE

  • @mrfoofoo69
    @mrfoofoo69 7 часов назад +5969

    Watching the pitch meeting rather than the movie itself is basically 75% of modern cinema for me lately

    • @deonte1981
      @deonte1981 7 часов назад +96

      75% ?! That’s it?! Hahaha

    • @bbbnuy3945
      @bbbnuy3945 7 часов назад +127

      99% for me

    • @JoeScottish
      @JoeScottish 7 часов назад +65

      100 % for me...... 🤣

    • @JonZiegler6
      @JonZiegler6 7 часов назад +22

      I think he means in terms of time, so 1 film is about 20 pitch meetings :)

    • @mynameIan
      @mynameIan 7 часов назад +11

      100% for me too.

  • @Melkaro
    @Melkaro 7 часов назад +2198

    "I have no further answers" sums a lot up

    • @wraithalcon
      @wraithalcon 7 часов назад +23

      I want this to be the next "let me get all the way off of that thing".

    • @ezmoore27
      @ezmoore27 6 часов назад +4

      I almost choked on my breakfast at this part.

    • @ArakkoaChronicles
      @ArakkoaChronicles 6 часов назад +2

      And then when asked a further question, he actually has no answer!

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 6 часов назад +1

      @@ezmoore27 breakfast? it's evening already

    • @mikespike2099
      @mikespike2099 5 часов назад +1

      Anyone Kraving?! 😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @williammkydde
    @williammkydde 5 часов назад +199

    4:59 "It should NOT be." That stress on NOT says it all.

    • @joshg.6315
      @joshg.6315 3 часа назад +4

      Hey what’s the minimum amount of time for something to count as foreshadowing?

    • @stoatystoat174
      @stoatystoat174 2 часа назад +2

      your time stamp is a couple of seconds late 4:58

    • @williammkydde
      @williammkydde 2 часа назад

      @@stoatystoat174 Yea. I've just checked. I'll correct it. Thanks.

  • @RENEG4DE4NGEL
    @RENEG4DE4NGEL 6 часов назад +13

    2:46 "BOTH THOSE THINGS?!" 😂
    So glad you included this. She was so serious saying, "My grandmother died, and then I never saw her again." 🙄 Dumb witch doctor grandma never visits me from the afterlife! 🤡

  • @Ali_forward
    @Ali_forward 6 часов назад +267

    "My delete key is broken" best description for the script writing process of this movie

  • @MaesterMike
    @MaesterMike 7 часов назад +1691

    Writer Guy describing all the powers of Kraven sounds like a five year old coming up with his own superhero.

    • @wilcee238
      @wilcee238 7 часов назад +89

      A particularly dumb five year old.

    • @dennish.7708
      @dennish.7708 7 часов назад +78

      “…he does jumps…”

    • @mattphillips3537
      @mattphillips3537 7 часов назад +33

      That would be Axe Cop, much better Rotten Tomatoes score.

    • @jeffwei
      @jeffwei 6 часов назад +63

      That was the point I think

    • @jahprime6932
      @jahprime6932 6 часов назад +8

      My exact reason for not being a huge fan of Deadpool like most people.

  • @noelv1976
    @noelv1976 7 часов назад +997

    "I have no further questions."
    "I have no further answers."
    That sequence is why you're a genius

    • @Krshwunk
      @Krshwunk 4 часа назад

      I laughed hard there ... real hard

    • @buchiklop110
      @buchiklop110 3 часа назад +5

      I really hope this becomes a running gag in these videos.

  • @RedHawk25
    @RedHawk25 3 часа назад +19

    “I’m not removing that, my delete key is broken” might be the most convincing reason in the Ryanverse.

  • @MelissaWhite-q2w
    @MelissaWhite-q2w 2 часа назад +193

    I had a dream last night that I was Ryan conducting a pitch meeting regarding all the plot flaws after watching "Carry-On" on Netflix before bed.

    • @Pidjoker37-k8h
      @Pidjoker37-k8h Час назад

      Bummer. I wanted to see Bateman as a villain

    • @ashxcounts
      @ashxcounts Час назад

      1 life or 250 😅 I’m sounding the MF bells !!!!

  • @scriptmonkeys71
    @scriptmonkeys71 7 часов назад +1095

    The silence after “is he gonna look cool and badass as the Rhino”- means more than words can say.

    • @Maddness101
      @Maddness101 7 часов назад +62

      The panicked blinking was worth a thousand words.

    • @mr.c9820
      @mr.c9820 7 часов назад +51

      I looked him up immediately, he does not.

    • @Leomyd
      @Leomyd 7 часов назад +14

      That's comedy gold

    • @RemcovandeLangenberg
      @RemcovandeLangenberg 5 часов назад +2

      😅yep

    • @badgercdlyons
      @badgercdlyons 4 часа назад +8

      To be fair, writers don't do costuming. I took the rapid blinking to mean "uhhh, that's YOUR job, sir."

  • @namecomingsoon9517
    @namecomingsoon9517 7 часов назад +630

    “My grandma died and i never saw her again”
    Is such a funny line

    • @travisjordan3853
      @travisjordan3853 7 часов назад +47

      At least we know she didn't come back as a zombie.

    • @almasyelesbayev736
      @almasyelesbayev736 7 часов назад +39

      ​@@travisjordan3853maybe she's an invisible zombie

    • @crovax1375
      @crovax1375 7 часов назад

      ​@@almasyelesbayev736oh no!😮

    • @tednolan
      @tednolan 6 часов назад +3

      Moana's grandma died...

    • @ImagineGriffins
      @ImagineGriffins 5 часов назад +17

      Both of those things!?

  • @Jonathan_Collins
    @Jonathan_Collins 7 часов назад +1464

    Morbius: So bad that it became a meme.
    Madame Web: So bad that it's funny.
    Kraven: It's just bad.

    • @Horopter
      @Horopter 6 часов назад +18

      So bad it made the lead "James Bond"

    • @tjenadonn6158
      @tjenadonn6158 6 часов назад +50

      Kraven: When the failures stoped being funny.

    • @Prototype-357
      @Prototype-357 6 часов назад +6

      We finally got there!

    • @misterchubbikins
      @misterchubbikins 6 часов назад +15

      Give it time. One ppl realize rhino transformed looks like johnny bravo the memes will come.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 6 часов назад +7

      It's Kraven' time

  • @Sabu8000
    @Sabu8000 4 часа назад +56

    [Yeah, I don't know, we'll stop soon.]
    Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Час назад

      Yeah this concept obviously sucks. If i wanna see a villain origin story make it like the penguin where he is still a badguy.

    • @peterkrug4124
      @peterkrug4124 Час назад +1

      @@Jebu911 The 2019 JOKER move did the villain origin story wonderfully, sadly they totally fucked it up with the sequel.😓

  • @aldomartinez4607
    @aldomartinez4607 2 часа назад +12

    “Super easy, barely an inconvenience”
    Before the 1:00 minute runtime you know the movie is a treat

  • @Atomsk_King
    @Atomsk_King 7 часов назад +420

    "My delete key is broken"
    That explains so much about Writer Guy's pitches.

    • @kaltaron1284
      @kaltaron1284 6 часов назад +8

      I mean we could help him out. There's alternatives. Backspace, Ctrl+X etc.

    • @korbell1089
      @korbell1089 3 часа назад +3

      @kaltaron1284 Alt-F4, which should be used on a lot of scripts!😁

    • @whatwilliwatch3405
      @whatwilliwatch3405 3 часа назад +1

      I came here to post this exact observation, but you beat me to it, so I salute you by clicking the "Like" button. 👍

    • @christianhardtofind6349
      @christianhardtofind6349 3 часа назад

      I think a lot of Hollywood writers are currently plagued with this issue!

    • @kaltaron1284
      @kaltaron1284 3 часа назад

      @@korbell1089 Makes sense. Or format. Maybe deep format or what it's called to make sure.

  • @MGD313
    @MGD313 7 часов назад +328

    Even though all three movies bombed, Sony should say "Screw it" and give us the Morbius/Kraven/Madame Web team up that we all desperately want.......to be featured on Pitch Meeting.

    • @k9commander
      @k9commander 7 часов назад +35

      Plot twist:
      The movie ends up being good. Nobody goes to see it since it's a sequel to those 3 movies.

    • @mguitarte
      @mguitarte 6 часов назад +8

      Don't forget Venom.

    • @Dalton_Boardman2000
      @Dalton_Boardman2000 6 часов назад +16

      Spider-Man finally arrives and beats the crap out of them in a very one sided fight. Then they all gotta team up when Mephisto shows up.

    • @mitchellstanding5358
      @mitchellstanding5358 5 часов назад +2

      With Sidney Sweeney?

    • @HoradeFidges
      @HoradeFidges 5 часов назад +4

      Despite how wrong they did this movoes, I still had hopes for a sinister 6, simply because I wanted to see spiderman beating them up. We had venom, morbius, chameleon, kraven, vulture, and the spider dude from madam web (presumibly died but they could easily show him actually sirviving)

  • @Halfish
    @Halfish 7 часов назад +750

    'when he died, i have not seen him since' dialogue is on another level in this one.

    • @gelraldoldo5152
      @gelraldoldo5152 7 часов назад +2

      I hate when people die and then you see them walking down the street, so you have to kill again.

    • @vincytvholic
      @vincytvholic 7 часов назад +39

      In the movies, I was like "nah I couldn't have heard that right" 😂😂😂

    • @kaykutcher2103
      @kaykutcher2103 7 часов назад +13

      I'm not surprised but still disappointed.

    • @EuclideanAl
      @EuclideanAl 6 часов назад +32

      @@vincytvholic That's not... it surely can't be an actual line in the movie, right...?

    • @TheTaintedWisdom
      @TheTaintedWisdom 6 часов назад +8

      *she and *her
      Assuming you're talking about the grandma.

  • @thedaver8
    @thedaver8 3 часа назад +23

    "A terrible birthday surprise!" 🤣🤣💀💀💀

  • @mexxhan5981
    @mexxhan5981 5 часов назад +19

    Clearly, the producers didn't learn anything from the success of Morbin Time and didn't make Kraven say, "It's Kraven Time."
    No wonder it's that bad.

  • @ronsliwinski
    @ronsliwinski 7 часов назад +357

    "This isn't getting a sequel" should have been the mantra for many other movies as well.

  • @RazvanMihaeanu
    @RazvanMihaeanu 7 часов назад +575

    "I have no further questions; I have no further answers" should be the new catch-line.

  • @JunKazamaFan
    @JunKazamaFan 7 часов назад +355

    How nice of Hollywood to keep churning out these abysmal movies to give Ryan fresh Pitch Meeting content!

    • @castreocastro5799
      @castreocastro5799 4 часа назад +10

      He’s gonna be making more money from the movie at this rate 😂

    • @peterlang777
      @peterlang777 3 часа назад

      its the only reason these movies get made​@castreocastro5799

    • @Ciubowski
      @Ciubowski 3 часа назад +2

      Apparently the Script Writer has found the most agreeable producer for these movies. Super easy, barely inconceivable.

    • @go_better
      @go_better 3 часа назад

      Astonishing vocabulary!

  • @Evan8787
    @Evan8787 2 часа назад +13

    I love how Screenwriter Guy and I both have the same shirt. We both shopped at Old Navy.

  • @kingsleycy3450
    @kingsleycy3450 59 минут назад +3

    At least Madame Web had the bad guy getting smashed by a giant Pepsi sign. Kraven doesn't have a single thing going for it

  • @Inevitable_Truth1
    @Inevitable_Truth1 7 часов назад +359

    "who's flying the plane?"
    "Hey shut up!"
    😂😂

    • @RazvanMihaeanu
      @RazvanMihaeanu 7 часов назад +2

      Amelia Earhart look-a-like.. aka Elizabeth Appleby actress.

    • @1ballinboyz
      @1ballinboyz 7 часов назад +5

      Yeah did I miss or forget something? Who was in his earpiece talking to him when he was getting off the plane?

    • @Inevitable_Truth1
      @Inevitable_Truth1 6 часов назад

      @1ballinboyz lol

    • @kylekelly8720
      @kylekelly8720 6 часов назад

      The world's first AI aircraft!!

    • @Chrismcredmond
      @Chrismcredmond 3 часа назад

      Or the part where he just takes off his top seconds after being in the freezing cold & snow as soon as he boards the plane for absolutely no reason other than ABSSSSSS!! 😅

  • @joshuajohnson4431
    @joshuajohnson4431 7 часов назад +107

    3:56 ; "oh ho ho, is he gonna look cool and badass as the Rhino?"
    -Rapid confused blinking

    • @bladerj
      @bladerj 2 часа назад

      rhino doesnt look bad, save for the ears, its the stupid pants that makes him look silly, all because they were afraid of showing him crotchless.
      the design is basically comic turn into reality. people are just hating on it cos they hate the movie.

  • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
    @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 7 часов назад +959

    I have been “Kraven” a pitch meeting today

  • @whisperienced
    @whisperienced 4 часа назад +9

    1:30 this is exactly how a 7 year old would explain the powers of a superhero they just made up

    • @niceguy191
      @niceguy191 47 минут назад

      Yes that is the joke

  • @Mondo_182
    @Mondo_182 5 часов назад +18

    4:38 😅delete key is broken. Says so much

  • @something1600
    @something1600 7 часов назад +365

    Watching the Pitch Meeting instead of the actual movie is tight!

    • @Inevitable_Truth1
      @Inevitable_Truth1 7 часов назад +6

      Yeah yeah yeah!

    • @Thirdbase9
      @Thirdbase9 7 часов назад +11

      It's also super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @DividendandValueInvesting
      @DividendandValueInvesting 7 часов назад +2

      Watching the Pitch Meeting instead of the actual movie is TIGHT!

    • @antoniojay7491
      @antoniojay7491 7 часов назад +2

      Saving money and not being disappointed by doing so is " super easy, barely an inconvenience"

    • @Bobsmith-s3u
      @Bobsmith-s3u 7 часов назад +1

      Yeah yeah yeah !

  • @runningthemeta5570
    @runningthemeta5570 7 часов назад +70

    “As long as it’s better received than Morbius and Madam Web I’m happy.”
    “That shouldn’t be too hard to do.”
    “It shouldn’t be.”
    *it was, in fact, too hard to do.*

    • @GoldSayaProductions
      @GoldSayaProductions 6 часов назад +10

      Actually that's gonna be very difficult, super inconvenient

    • @runningthemeta5570
      @runningthemeta5570 6 часов назад +4

      @ super difficult, a major inconvenience

    • @_Stormfather
      @_Stormfather 4 часа назад +5

      It _wasn't_ too hard to do.
      That's why the failure is that much more spectacular.

    • @Warriorcats64
      @Warriorcats64 2 часа назад

      @@_Stormfather Morbius had Matt Smith, that already makes it hard to do.

    • @crazypetec-130fe7
      @crazypetec-130fe7 59 минут назад

      I hope everyone read that last line in Morgan Freeman's voice.

  • @a0me
    @a0me 7 часов назад +335

    2:52 also, Foreigner has a very rich background. He has double vision, he is the wants to know what love is, he’s cold as ice and also a jukebox hero!

    • @troubadour723
      @troubadour723 6 часов назад

      In Ryan George Producer Guy voice: "A VERY dirty white boy!"

    • @davidlance5310
      @davidlance5310 6 часов назад +39

      He’s hot blooded & had been waiting for a guy like Kraven for what feels like the first time

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 6 часов назад +13

      you had me at double vision.

    • @DJMaul1031
      @DJMaul1031 6 часов назад +35

      References to classic rock bands as a play on words are tight!

    • @JamesF-v4x
      @JamesF-v4x 6 часов назад +10

      @@DJMaul1031 One might say they're super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @leebarbs7176
    @leebarbs7176 Час назад +1

    This might be the best/most unhinged pitch meeting in awhile!!!
    It's got everything!

  • @KamenRiderCorn
    @KamenRiderCorn 2 часа назад +2

    Just this morning I was thinking that a Kraven the Hunter Pitch Meeting could fix me

  • @RealGeorgeLucas
    @RealGeorgeLucas 7 часов назад +139

    Have a Merry Christmas to Ryan, Producer Guy, Writer Guy, Editor Guy, and the rest of the Pitch Meeting Family! These videos are always great

    • @Gonzo-76
      @Gonzo-76 7 часов назад +11

      Dont forget Intern Guy and Delivery Guy...

    • @lefterisatheras5918
      @lefterisatheras5918 7 часов назад +9

      you forgot Bryan George

    • @dinanmusicofficial
      @dinanmusicofficial 6 часов назад

      They all are the same guy

    • @valolafson6035
      @valolafson6035 4 часа назад +2

      And the Guys who work at the Company that decides the names for things.

    • @Gonzo-76
      @Gonzo-76 4 часа назад

      @@dinanmusicofficial WOAH! Are you actually insinuating that everyone from the "Ryanverse" all look alike? Wow and I really believed that racism was a thing of the past. So sad that people like you can be so open with their bigotry.

  • @DoomRulz
    @DoomRulz 7 часов назад +97

    I wasn't expecting a "super easy, barely an inconvenience" so early on in the video.

  • @Mochila03
    @Mochila03 7 часов назад +123

    I like how they increasingly sound like preteen boys talking about a movie script they're workshopping.

    • @troubadour723
      @troubadour723 6 часов назад +8

      That's not that far off from the reality.

    • @soupwizard
      @soupwizard 6 часов назад +5

      2:10 nail that voice with "and now he can turn into a Rhino man"

  • @CheaplyAnimatedLenin
    @CheaplyAnimatedLenin 5 часов назад +5

    1:47 obviously it's a joke but i actually have a genuinie idea for it:
    Have the villain fight another villain who's challenging his position as the big baddie. Bowser's inside story is a great example of this.

    • @MusicoftheDamned
      @MusicoftheDamned 2 часа назад +1

      Agreed, but that unfortunately would require competence, something that SONY itself is largely devoid of even before Hollywood's additional issues and screwing over of writers. The fact that SONY apparently meddled and made it so that Kraven couldn't even be a villain protagonist made this movie more doomed than it already was.

    • @SvanTowerMan
      @SvanTowerMan 42 минуты назад

      Isn't that just Despicable Me?

  • @peterddb1593
    @peterddb1593 6 часов назад +4

    Thanks for the timeliness of this video. I watched the film when it opened and had questions. After watching this video, I have no further questions.

  • @DiegoOliveira-uy7td
    @DiegoOliveira-uy7td 7 часов назад +154

    "Why are we even making these? I don't know. We'll stop soon"... I can' believe Producer Guy does not want Madame Web, Morbius, Venom and Kraven in the same movie 😂 1:53

    • @GoldSayaProductions
      @GoldSayaProductions 6 часов назад +14

      It's like ordering a Spider-Man franchise from Wish

    • @krisantusliang9595
      @krisantusliang9595 5 часов назад +2

      holy shit... if the three of them combined, they would make a movie that i might actually see

    • @anirudh64
      @anirudh64 Час назад

      It'll be like an amateur hour version of 'the defenders' with these 3 dumb douchebags

    • @Apon_1010
      @Apon_1010 46 минут назад

      Ummm actually Sony's Spider man universe is dead. Sony might not make another movie.

  • @maderaartstudios4738
    @maderaartstudios4738 6 часов назад +121

    4:17 new Ryan noise unlocked

  • @Zombiesnyder13
    @Zombiesnyder13 7 часов назад +84

    AVI ARAD has ruined so far...
    * Borderlands
    * Kraven The Hunter
    * Daredevil (2003)
    * The Punisher (2004)
    * Elektra (2005)
    * Fantastic Four (2005)
    * X-Men: The Last Stand
    * Spider-Man 3
    * Bratz (2007)
    * Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    * The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    * Ghost in the Shell (2017)
    * Venom: Let There Be Carnage
    * Uncharted (2022)
    * Morbius
    * Venom: The Last Dance
    And now he's gonna ruin...
    * Legend of Zelda
    * Naruto
    As long as Arad lives, there's no hope

    • @Thirdbase9
      @Thirdbase9 7 часов назад +8

      Save us Feige, you're our only hope.

    • @PaulSmith-fi1vg
      @PaulSmith-fi1vg 7 часов назад +11

      I was just thinking, who is making these films and thinking that people were going to like them? It seems I have my answer.

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 7 часов назад +12

      Man what a record...
      Also TIL there is a Zelda and Naruto movie in the makings.

    • @immediateegret2120
      @immediateegret2120 6 часов назад +10

      How does he keep getting hired with that track record?

    • @thomasjoyce7910
      @thomasjoyce7910 6 часов назад +2

      Eh ... in Minecraft.

  • @knowonose
    @knowonose 6 часов назад +4

    3:50 Underrated Goodfellas joke 😂😂

    • @seewhativescene
      @seewhativescene 2 часа назад

      You're about to become a made guy, meet me in the basement with your shoe shine kit

  • @svenabel2987
    @svenabel2987 6 часов назад +2

    I think that's the fastest "actually it will be super easy. Barely an inconvenience" we have ever gotten 00:50

  • @buckhorncortez
    @buckhorncortez 7 часов назад +152

    "...my delete key is broken..." pretty much sums up the scripts for 95% of today's movies...

    • @RoyMatzem
      @RoyMatzem 5 часов назад +1

      That explain a lot

  • @SilverPlayer2002
    @SilverPlayer2002 7 часов назад +97

    The Penguin is a series about a villain who’s a villain and actually stays true to the character, Kraven is a movie about a villain who’s a hero, and Joker 2…is Joker 2.

    • @maciej5866
      @maciej5866 7 часов назад +9

      Nightcrawler is a movie about terrible person but it's really captivating.

    • @ProuvaireJean
      @ProuvaireJean 6 часов назад +3

      Joker 2 is a movie about a pathetic villain who audiences thought was a cool anti-hero.

    • @Dalton_Boardman2000
      @Dalton_Boardman2000 6 часов назад

      ​​​​@@maciej5866For a second I thought you were talking about the X-Men character but he's never had a solo movie and is too much of a nice guy anyways.

    • @kaltaron1284
      @kaltaron1284 6 часов назад

      @@maciej5866 There's a Nightcrawler movie? Wait, deep down I seem to remember hearing about something like that but I don't really recall.

    • @maciej5866
      @maciej5866 6 часов назад

      @kaltaron1284 yes there is a Nightcrawler movie but not the Nightcrawler movie. The comment above yours made me realise it can be mistaken with X-Man character. Regardless I found this movie very interesting, great role of Jack Gylleanhaal but sadly it didn't get much of a recognition.

  • @DarkZeroPrime
    @DarkZeroPrime 7 часов назад +103

    I watched this movie and all I could think was, "I can't wait to see the pitch meeting for this."

    • @JonZiegler6
      @JonZiegler6 7 часов назад +16

      So you paid with your money and time to do something that you could've done for free in 5min more enjoyably. Wasting your precious resources is TIGHT!

    • @Cashman9111
      @Cashman9111 7 часов назад +1

      some people enjoy wasting money for bad reasons

    • @thekingofthings2002
      @thekingofthings2002 6 часов назад

      😂😂😂

    • @sixexgames
      @sixexgames 6 часов назад

      Serious question.... y tho?

    • @DarkZeroPrime
      @DarkZeroPrime 6 часов назад +2

      @@JonZiegler6 Who said I paid for it with money? Making assumptions is TIGHT! As far as time, time spent laughing at ridiculousness is always well spent.

  • @ivanakum61
    @ivanakum61 6 часов назад +3

    "Grandmas who nailed it are tight" 😆

    • @katerose5260
      @katerose5260 5 часов назад +1

      This should be on a t-shirt

  • @ahmad55
    @ahmad55 6 часов назад +4

    “African sanctuary?”It’s his mother’s home in the wilderness in Russia! Must have rewritten that part during production.

    • @shinkaibara1025
      @shinkaibara1025 2 часа назад

      lol, Ryan gets a surprising amount of things wrong in this pitch meeting. He usually is more precise in his lampooning.

  • @superj-man137
    @superj-man137 7 часов назад +51

    He'll see some spiders in a hallucination, once. NAILED IT!

  • @rootfam8618
    @rootfam8618 7 часов назад +130

    I feel like everyone should know how the Foreigner introduces himself. He hypnotizes some Russian guard and says “im the Foreigner, because im not from around here”. I mean wow, give these guys an oscar already😂

    • @Gchildwarrior
      @Gchildwarrior 7 часов назад +1

      Give it to him

    • @Gonzo-76
      @Gonzo-76 7 часов назад +10

      Really? So they ripped off Futurama as well?

    • @partyboi8773
      @partyboi8773 4 часа назад +4

      It's important to remember that every foreigner is from around somewhere. Just not from around here.
      Actually, it's not that important to remember.

    • @Mysterey101
      @Mysterey101 4 часа назад

      Shoulda cast Denzel Washington to pop in and say, "I'm from round da way-"

    • @yaboyed5779
      @yaboyed5779 4 часа назад +3

      Dear lord, that can’t be real can it?

  • @NthDoctorWho
    @NthDoctorWho 7 часов назад +8

    "She died and I never saw her again" is some of the best writing to come out of Marvel in decades 10/10 no notes.

  • @lightsabermetrics
    @lightsabermetrics 6 часов назад +2

    0:57 If only there was another clairvoyant character in Spider-Man lore who Sony could have used in this movie and tie in to a previous spinoff movie to further build its universe....

  • @kei.13
    @kei.13 6 часов назад +23

    I watched "Carry-On" on Netflix before bed last night and then had a dream that I was Ryan doing a pitch meeting about all the plot holes 😭

  • @imperialcitizen4811
    @imperialcitizen4811 7 часов назад +11

    Ryan, I just want to say thank you. You can not imagine how much money in movie tickets you have saved me over the years.

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews 6 часов назад +151

    It's so wild that this movie can have such a misunderstanding of the well-known character of Kraven, yet still have such an obscure character as the Foreigner.

    • @hafirenggayuda
      @hafirenggayuda 4 часа назад +27

      Not misunderstanding, but forcing rewrite. Sony higher ups definitely don't want their character being "evil" and "killing animals", so they compromise in this one. I bet at least one writer feel disgusted when making the story

    • @tiredtortoise3396
      @tiredtortoise3396 2 часа назад +1

      The people making the decisions probably know both an equal amount. As in, they knew absolutely nothing about any of them, asked those who did know for ten-word summaries of existing characters that they could shove into it (ignoring any further information), and picked two at random.

    • @mingodingo
      @mingodingo Час назад +2

      That's what happens without a real fan at the helm like Kevin Feige

    • @tomfoolery5680
      @tomfoolery5680 Час назад

      I collected comics for 15 years, and I honestly never heard of Kraven. I've been out for about 10 years, but still.

    • @0047sssss
      @0047sssss Час назад +2

      @@tomfoolery5680 I know more about about Kraven thanks to the 90's Spiderman cartoon than anything else

  • @ryanoftinellb
    @ryanoftinellb 7 часов назад +94

    The smallest legitimate amount of time is four seconds, which is why it's called "fourshadowing".

    • @John.R.F.
      @John.R.F. 5 часов назад +7

      This is more like Twoshadowing.

    • @aaizner847
      @aaizner847 4 часа назад

      ​@@John.R.F. Unshadowing

    • @moridin3336
      @moridin3336 4 часа назад

      ha, wanted to quip that too ;)

    • @big_beak
      @big_beak Час назад +1

      The shadow knows....

  • @ksegg_ffs
    @ksegg_ffs 5 часов назад +1

    That's SO Kraven!

  • @thurin84
    @thurin84 6 часов назад +2

    "my delete key is broken" well that explains a lot.

  • @Z2Wolf
    @Z2Wolf 7 часов назад +13

    'How are we supposed to make a movie where the villain is the hero?'
    ...You could just make one where they're genuinely a villain. Kraven is basically the perfect character with whom to go 'screw it, make a John Wick movie, just ninety minutes of murdering dudes who are theoretically hard to murder but not for this guy', and those were pretty successful.

  • @NinjaMuffinLive1
    @NinjaMuffinLive1 6 часов назад +13

    "Grandma's who nail it are tight!" "Ookay" 😂😂

  • @MikeyGESQ
    @MikeyGESQ 7 часов назад +31

    Pronouncing both Ts in tarot is tight!

    • @wjbt3
      @wjbt3 7 часов назад +3

      Screen Writer's Canadian accent disgusts me!

    • @rottenhead8385
      @rottenhead8385 5 часов назад +2

      thank you, scrolled a bit to find you brother..

    • @_Stormfather
      @_Stormfather 4 часа назад +1

      ​@@wjbt3that's not even an accent at that point, it's just wrong

    • @mikeharris1987
      @mikeharris1987 4 часа назад +2

      Tarot is the new debris

  • @AverageJoe87
    @AverageJoe87 2 часа назад +1

    "Is he going to look badass as Rhino?"
    **Awkward silence**
    "So him and Kraven fight each other!"
    "Oh wow wow wow.....wow!"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @rrico168
    @rrico168 4 часа назад +16

    “So this Foreigner guy also wants Kraven dead…”
    “Why?”
    “Bad guy reasons!”
    “OH MY GOD” 😮

  • @tentimetex
    @tentimetex 7 часов назад +37

    ''He went to see a doctor who made him strong and now he can turn into a Rhino Man...'' @2:09 It was at this moment, i decided to quit superhero movies and comics, put on nice leather shoes and a blazer, listen to my parents, finish my accountancy degree and become en adult man.

  • @AaronsAnimations
    @AaronsAnimations 7 часов назад +32

    Watching the pitch meeting instead of the movie is TIGHT

  • @Xolcm
    @Xolcm 7 часов назад +13

    "My delete key's broken."
    That explains literally everything.

  • @MarvNARK
    @MarvNARK 2 часа назад +1

    Actually Rhino here looks like how he did in Uncanny X-Men issue 435

  • @vitmir9099
    @vitmir9099 2 часа назад +1

    "I have no further questions!"
    "I have no further answers!"
    "My delete key is broken" 🤣
    Fair enough!😅🎉 ❤ 👏

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 7 часов назад +77

    Well the movie achieved one thing. It made everyone miss the Mecha Rhino from Amazing Spider Man 2.

    • @bradleydapkus8301
      @bradleydapkus8301 7 часов назад +10

      I knew Sony was good for something!

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad 7 часов назад +11

      Paul Giamatti should've been brought back.

    • @kevthepoet
      @kevthepoet 7 часов назад +13

      Actually insane that is no longer the worst Rhino...

    • @MusicoftheDamned
      @MusicoftheDamned 3 часа назад +1

      ​@@kevthepoetYeah, I certainly don't "miss" it, but it's weird that it's no longer the worst version.

  • @wallplaster1
    @wallplaster1 7 часов назад +55

    I love non spiderman spiderman movies where spiders are mentioned to get you to think about movies people actually watch

    • @loke6664
      @loke6664 7 часов назад +6

      Yeah, never remind people of better movies in your slop, that is always a mistake.

  • @chiaeagle6720
    @chiaeagle6720 7 часов назад +13

    "He uses animals to do his dirty work." Wait is kraven just the Aquaman of the land?

  • @FatboyMcfat
    @FatboyMcfat 51 минуту назад +2

    There are Minnesota dentists who are more comic book accurate Kravens.

    • @chewymew
      @chewymew 41 минуту назад

      Even Ryan is more accurate lol

  • @jdoggfivethousand
    @jdoggfivethousand 2 часа назад +1

    Hey! Please do a pitch meeting for Southland Tales!!! It'll be super easy! Barely an inconvenience. I am going to comment this for as long as you make these, until you make it. I will never give up. This is my one hundred twelfth attempt. Please, for the love of great and shitty cinema, do one for Southland Tales. Thank you for all your hard work keeping us laughing.

  • @peterzerfass4609
    @peterzerfass4609 7 часов назад +11

    "I have no further questions."
    "I have no further answers."
    That seems to be how most scripts are written these days.

  • @nchldmn
    @nchldmn 7 часов назад +54

    I have been Kraven this pitch meeting

  • @somerandolad
    @somerandolad 7 часов назад +59

    I've been "Kraven" this one, more than the actual movie itself.

  • @WaterMeLoan64
    @WaterMeLoan64 5 часов назад +1

    This was far more entertaining to watch than the actual movie.

  • @t.travelerjg1908
    @t.travelerjg1908 3 часа назад +1

    Producer Guy: I don't know why we keep making these; we'll stop soon.
    Me: SMH...not soon enough, sigh. These movies are terrible.

  • @frostshockstudios
    @frostshockstudios 7 часов назад +9

    Again I say, watching a pitch meeting for a movie I have no intention on watching is TIGHT!!! Watching this'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience!

  • @Morecheese_
    @Morecheese_ 6 часов назад +8

    The bit about his powers sounded like a 5 year old explaining something

  • @Spamkromite
    @Spamkromite 6 часов назад +6

    The Rhino had the same fate as Mufasa 🤣

    • @crazyshark9518
      @crazyshark9518 3 часа назад

      He had a shameless cash grab prequal movie made about him that didn't need to be told and that almost nobody wanted that was released this year too?

  • @timslack7568
    @timslack7568 5 часов назад +1

    I liked the part where he turned to the camera and said "Im cravin' some Kraven time" did a back flip, snapped the bad guy's neck, and saved the day

  • @lilyofthevalley2048
    @lilyofthevalley2048 3 часа назад

    I went and saw this with a friend. There were a couple other people there, but we were able to sit in the very back by ourselves, and we just cracked jokes to each other the whole time. It was one of the best theater experiences I’ve ever had.

  • @Ralph_ralphster
    @Ralph_ralphster 6 часов назад +9

    0:44 missed opportunity for producer guy to say “THOSE COULD BE FATAL”
    He says that in a previous video btw lol

  • @Jarakin
    @Jarakin 7 часов назад +5

    Getting the first Hey Shut Up in under thirty five seconds is *tight*

  • @derekdunbar6352
    @derekdunbar6352 7 часов назад +10

    I feel like Ryan explained more of the story than usual in this one. Probably because he knew no one saw it 😂

  • @THEMARCKNIGHT89
    @THEMARCKNIGHT89 Час назад +1

    I love how when he describes Kravens powers it sounds like a kid talking about a
    superhero's powers he just invented 😂 So good!

  • @TheACGamer-w3b
    @TheACGamer-w3b Час назад +1

    This is one of the best pitch meeting yet, it has a bit of a different pace that I personally really like

  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17 7 часов назад +113

    My favorite part was when Kraven yelled “it’s huntin’ time”, then hunted all over the place and became a Hunter. Truly a moment of the movie.

    • @carloserausquinhoyos3298
      @carloserausquinhoyos3298 7 часов назад +7

      Oh, I thought it was when he said "it's Kravin' time" and then Krave all over the place

    • @DH-rj2kv
      @DH-rj2kv 7 часов назад +2

      That's what his thing is! It's in the title of the movie!

    • @SnowmanTF2
      @SnowmanTF2 7 часов назад

      This movie sounded like such a train wreak it is hard to tell if you are joking or serious.

    • @iamlegion3093
      @iamlegion3093 7 часов назад

      Oh Oh, I thought it was a when he said “It’s ‘Ven time” then he and Vin Diesel went on an adventure together thereby completing the Fast and Furious multiverse

    • @Kel_Varnsen
      @Kel_Varnsen 7 часов назад +2

      No no no. Kraven is a K.D. Lang fan so he said "I'm constantly Kraven" then he kraved all over the place. Truly one of the moments.

  • @thegtaspot7925
    @thegtaspot7925 7 часов назад +26

    Things Sony did well: Spiderman
    Things Sony DID NOT did well: Not Spiderman
    Oh my what will they're going to do huh

    • @globalincident694
      @globalincident694 7 часов назад +1

      why are they doing so badly? like is there some specific reason they can't make a good movie without spiderman?

    • @Phaota
      @Phaota 7 часов назад +1

      Did not do well.

    • @NorthernSeaWitch
      @NorthernSeaWitch 7 часов назад +2

      These characters really only have relevance from their history with Spidey. Without him, they're pretty light on interest. Try making Romeo and Juliet without Romeo.

    • @SuperPrestogamer
      @SuperPrestogamer 7 часов назад +2

      @@globalincident694because they turn villians/anti hero’s INTO SUPER HERO’s…That’s why people hate this crap, they aren’t following the source material either

    • @amdreallyfast
      @amdreallyfast 7 часов назад

      @@globalincident694 no specific reason that I can think of. The contract for allowing Sony Pictures to continue to hold the Spiderman intellectual property for film is dependent on them making a new film within their Spiderman IP collection once every term of their contract (which I've heard works out to some odd number like "5 years and 9 months" or something like that), and yet somehow, despite the broad IP rights afforded to them in this contract years ago when Marvel films were still just testing the big screen to see if anyone was interested, the people in charge are remarkably effective at hiring film producers and directors and writers who are unable to understand and tell a story about what made the characters interesting to the original audience. Their consistency is impressive. Now I'm wondering if their film crews consist of a lot of "half fans", if you will, artists who want make the production their own thing and only take inspiration from the source material and not reproduce it, people who know enough of the source material to be interested, but not enough (or maybe don't respect, or both) the source material enough to tell one of those interesting stories. So, no specific reason. Just a whole lot of not having the right people. That's my current opinion

  • @pre-views2014
    @pre-views2014 7 часов назад +8

    If you have a "Hey shut up." and a "Super easy barely an inconvenience." in the first minute of the pitch meeting you might have written a bad movie.

  • @Factboy12
    @Factboy12 2 часа назад +1

    IT'S KRAVEN TIME !

  • @sharkdentures3247
    @sharkdentures3247 Час назад +2

    "My Delete key is broken."
    That. Explains. SO. MUCH!

  • @nickdoll8511
    @nickdoll8511 7 часов назад +4

    @1:59 Sounds like all the air is being squeezed out of his lungs lol. "A terrible birthday surprise!"

  • @afanofosc
    @afanofosc 6 часов назад +35

    Awesome pitch meeting as always. Two small notes. The "african santuary" was in eastern Siberia. And in the slideshow from the thing I just watched it showed a picture of Rhino which I could not find in the thing I just watched.

    • @rickstaism
      @rickstaism 4 часа назад +7

      That's like a lot of movies these days, show something in the trailer that then doesn't appear in the actual movie.

  • @barney7822
    @barney7822 7 часов назад +12

    VENOM had the writer from 50 SHADES OF GREY (who is also directing THE LAST DANCE)
    MORBIUS had the writers from GODS OF EGYPT (Who are also behind MADAME WEB)
    And KRAVEN THE HUNTER has the writers from TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT
    AVI ARAD ruined everything again
    And he isn't even involved in MADAME WEB
    But he is behind BORDERLANDS, though

    • @mavortius8768
      @mavortius8768 5 часов назад

      This makes me wonder about how many chances they should give writers...

  • @someguy-f8i
    @someguy-f8i 3 часа назад +1

    Literally every video he looks the exact same. Man hasn't aged a bit

  • @KevinAReynolds_Author
    @KevinAReynolds_Author 5 часов назад

    Can never get enough of this channel!