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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to 2004's Catwoman!
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    Coming hot off her her Academy Award win, Halle Berry made the career-defining choice of starring in 2004’s Catwoman.
    The movie was directed by someone who just goes by the name “Pitof” which really should have been a red flag for everyone involved. The movie is cut at a dizzying pace and definitely raises a ton of questions. Like what’s up with all the cat puns? Why did that cat burp in Patience’s mouth? Why is her name not Selina Kyle? How BAD is this detective guy?
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  • @Stud03Muffin
    @Stud03Muffin 5 лет назад +5847

    “This is fiction!! You don’t do research when you write fiction”
    I feel like 95% of Hollywood writers believe this 😂😂😂

    • @shadowfire9118
      @shadowfire9118 5 лет назад +15

      Dixie Normis 🤣🤣

    • @shockmonkeyradio7128
      @shockmonkeyradio7128 5 лет назад +21

      Lol that line had me in stiches...

    • @silverletter4551
      @silverletter4551 4 года назад +44

      I don't even consider them to be real writers because they throw random plot devices in a blender and call that a story.

    • @ani350
      @ani350 4 года назад +14

      You mean 99%, right?

    • @gsil247
      @gsil247 4 года назад +7

      Rian Johnson does.

  • @Kurozumi9
    @Kurozumi9 5 лет назад +5683

    "why do we like pitch meetings so much?"
    "because.."
    "that works!"

  • @SamRidleyComedy
    @SamRidleyComedy 5 лет назад +6627

    Can we please give him credit for watching Catwoman again to make this? You are a brave soul sir.

    • @moritod
      @moritod 5 лет назад +84

      LOL Not just me... I was thinking we need to set up a special award for watching under duress, or at least taking one for the team.

    • @SamRidleyComedy
      @SamRidleyComedy 5 лет назад +7

      @@moritod 100 percent agree!!! Lol nice playlist by the way!

    • @TheKaiTetley
      @TheKaiTetley 4 года назад +8

      Sam Ridley III. I like the film.

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 4 года назад +1

      Sam Ridley III took one for the team!

    • @curtisdunn2909
      @curtisdunn2909 4 года назад +4

      @@TheKaiTetley You like torturing yourself?

  • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
    @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 года назад +1506

    "Catwoman is an extremely popular DC Comics character."
    "Oh, well I thought this was a thing we were making up."
    This movie finally makes sense!

    • @TheRhuen
      @TheRhuen 3 года назад +31

      that would explain a lot.

    • @darthdestructor927
      @darthdestructor927 3 года назад +25

      @@TheRhuen oh disrespecting the creator of catwoman and then double downing by misquoting what he said about his origin of catwoman in the dvd special features is tight!!!

    • @chclt_thndr
      @chclt_thndr 3 года назад +23

      @@darthdestructor927 being oddly specific is TIGHT

    • @VenEm
      @VenEm 3 года назад +2

      No, still doesnt

    • @brandonh.8020
      @brandonh.8020 3 года назад +1

      😆💀

  • @karnage9685
    @karnage9685 5 лет назад +2384

    "Tight spaces are tight"
    "You're not wrong" 😂😂😂

  • @ezkiimehh7464
    @ezkiimehh7464 5 лет назад +3649

    Catwoman's suit in this movie is TIGHT!
    Like literally tight...

    • @bradbradleys6091
      @bradbradleys6091 5 лет назад +68

      YAh. That's hot. That's hot

    • @EverettBurger
      @EverettBurger 5 лет назад +37

      She couldn't breathe, that's why her acting in this film got her a Razzie.

    • @WildFireGaming7
      @WildFireGaming7 5 лет назад +38

      That’s the only reason people like the movie. Cause she’s HOT AS HELL!

    • @paweleee3183
      @paweleee3183 5 лет назад +17

      People in bad movies being HOT is TIGHT

    • @marclewis5505
      @marclewis5505 5 лет назад +11

      That's the only tight thing about that movie.

  • @UltromanTheTacoman
    @UltromanTheTacoman 5 лет назад +3523

    I'm a game developer, and I'm happy to let you all know that from now on, whenever I make a game with a cat in it for whatever reason, that cat is going to have the ability to teleport exactly once in its lifetime.
    EDIT: Our first game is now released! "The Magical Mixture Mill" has a cat that can teleport once per playthrough xD

    • @metazoxan2
      @metazoxan2 4 года назад +294

      Oh to make it even better make a part at the VERY END of the game where they have to use that power to progress. So if they wasted it before hand they are screwed.

    • @Simonporter89
      @Simonporter89 4 года назад +336

      @@metazoxan2 dear god, who hurt you?

    • @adamhovey407
      @adamhovey407 4 года назад +27

      I need to know if there are even cats in your video games, to know whether or not to believe you

    • @chrissawyer1484
      @chrissawyer1484 4 года назад +23

      @@metazoxan2
      Someone either played Ultima Underworld or knew someone who did.

    • @pilotandy_com
      @pilotandy_com 4 года назад +95

      Is that once per lifetime? So like 9 times?

  • @shannonstone290
    @shannonstone290 5 лет назад +2913

    You've ruined the suspension of disbelief for me. Now I watch a movie and see the protagonist solve a problem and hear your voice, "Super easy, barely an inconvenient" 😂🤣😘

    • @hagerty1952
      @hagerty1952 4 года назад +41

      You say that like it's a bad thing!

    • @liftlabperformance
      @liftlabperformance 4 года назад +24

      I swear I did this last night watching a game series on Netflix called Hyperdrive.

    • @timothybarron5455
      @timothybarron5455 4 года назад +18

      Which in itself is super easy barley an inconvenience...

    • @cballe2288
      @cballe2288 4 года назад

      LMAO

    • @Marquis-Sade
      @Marquis-Sade 4 года назад +5

      *inconvenience

  • @mikes5637
    @mikes5637 5 лет назад +2233

    Always admired Halle Berry for actually showing up to collect the Golden Raspberry for this movie.

    • @Venom94.
      @Venom94. 4 года назад +250

      mikes5637 yeah and I respect she didn’t even attempt to defend the film she hated it much as we did.

    • @Lupus-iv7jp
      @Lupus-iv7jp 4 года назад +112

      She's one of us people She's one of us

    • @somerandomguy6749
      @somerandomguy6749 3 года назад +56

      Why. She read the script. She worked on it. The only she could do to attempt to save her career was literally throw everyone under the bus. No one put a gun to her head to do this garbage movie.

    • @sohaibsanaan4139
      @sohaibsanaan4139 3 года назад +48

      With her Oscar too lol 😂😂😂

    • @user-nt6ts9pq5o
      @user-nt6ts9pq5o 3 года назад +8

      Nobody else like because there is 420 likes

  • @neoluthuli3254
    @neoluthuli3254 5 лет назад +1529

    "She's hot but doesn't know it"
    Every writer ever in comic books

    • @gkgk6439
      @gkgk6439 4 года назад +35

      Neo Luthuli *in movies and *in books and *in everything

    • @ladyvincenza
      @ladyvincenza 4 года назад +17

      Yeah, this was One Direction's philosophy, too:)

    • @adamhovey407
      @adamhovey407 4 года назад +17

      I have to say, that there legitimately are women like that. I know some of them, even had one as a girlfriend. However, it took forever before she became my girlfriend, so that doesn't necessarily mean you have a chance with them, is the video alleges. Although, the videos is comedy, so actually it makes sense that the people that made it would be idiots, because idiots are hilarious.

    • @Hunterfalke
      @Hunterfalke 4 года назад +28

      r/menwritingwomen is a fun sub to visit sometimes.

    • @dreambuyer5723
      @dreambuyer5723 4 года назад +22

      "Face it, tiger. You just hit the jackpot." -Mary Jane Watson, first appearance

  • @mosespray4510
    @mosespray4510 4 года назад +2107

    "When hot girls don't know they're hot, that means we have a chance with them."
    "You clearly understand women just as well as I do, my man."
    -Every Teenage Dude

    • @NadDew
      @NadDew 3 года назад +63

      The sad thing is hot women even if they know they're hot they have less men who ask them for a date because most men feel intimidate by them and think they don't have a chance.

    • @PotrzebieConolly
      @PotrzebieConolly 3 года назад +47

      @@NadDew Reminds me of maybe the most beautiful girl in my high school (2400 students), who was a nice person too, did not get asked to Homecoming. I think she started dating college guys.

    • @dingfeldersmurfalot4560
      @dingfeldersmurfalot4560 3 года назад +65

      It takes a large high-powered fan blowing through your hair for a regular girl to become hot, and not everyone has one of those. Some girls may never know how hot they are until they walk up to a helicopter or get sucked into a jet engine.

    • @adenferguson2647
      @adenferguson2647 3 года назад +4

      Not really but alr

    • @nra3zehuti781
      @nra3zehuti781 2 года назад +4

      Real men dont ask women about sex
      They take it from her with force ... but I guess you guys are too much of a soy boys to understand how real men act

  • @Requiem100500
    @Requiem100500 4 года назад +206

    I hate it when I'm playing basketball with my cat and she just starts teleporting all over the court

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 2 года назад +15

      I thought they could only teleport once, but your cat is teleporting all over the court?

  • @rizwangani2001
    @rizwangani2001 5 лет назад +1737

    "I mean I asked around"
    "The mens washroom"
    "Under my breath"

    • @lorrie9462
      @lorrie9462 5 лет назад +49

      Rizwan Gani sounds like you tried

    • @bbbabrock
      @bbbabrock 4 года назад +15

      Yeah. What more could possible be expected of you?

    • @seriousreview8371
      @seriousreview8371 4 года назад +1

      Thank you guys

    • @bambii_thinks3147
      @bambii_thinks3147 4 года назад +2

      True story

    • @vatsdimri3675
      @vatsdimri3675 4 года назад +3

      Of course, men's washroom is the best place to find a women writer.

  • @starsapphire2013
    @starsapphire2013 5 лет назад +1364

    "One detective per city, if I understand correctly."
    "You don't!"

  • @cicadasmasher8082
    @cicadasmasher8082 4 года назад +2685

    Actual pitch meeting:
    "It's a movie with Halle Berry in skin tight leather."
    "I'm sold, let's do it."

  • @LadyDoomsinger
    @LadyDoomsinger 4 года назад +383

    Anyone who's ever owned a cat, knows that a cat's breath can wake *anyone* from the dead.

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 5 лет назад +1662

    She drowns, dies, and comes back to life after a magical cat pukes in her mouth? It sounds like a couple 10-year-old boys were playing a "superhero origin" version of MadLibs and this is what they came up with.

    • @V1ralB1ack
      @V1ralB1ack 3 года назад +43

      @Alejandro Morales I bet a person smoking crack while taking hits of acid wouldn't even come up with that...

    • @thecoolaxolotlnova8523
      @thecoolaxolotlnova8523 3 года назад +4

      11 year old*

    • @mystichdx
      @mystichdx 3 года назад +30

      For the sake of accuracy, I'm pretty sure he said *burps* -- as in a breath of air -- not _pukes,_ which would be way more puerile. That should take your plot writers up to about 16 or 17-year-olds.

    • @owdy3973
      @owdy3973 3 года назад +12

      @@mystichdx so.........a drunk 16 year old?

    • @Cpost2010
      @Cpost2010 3 года назад +10

      Yeeeah superhero origin madlibs are tight

  • @pixelatedbits4351
    @pixelatedbits4351 5 лет назад +719

    "There's only like one detective per city, if I understand correctly."
    "You don't."
    LOL

    • @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet
      @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 4 года назад +2

      That is actually true. We don't like each other...at all.

    • @whom382
      @whom382 3 года назад +4

      Actually, in my city that's true, but then again our PD is like 10-12 officers.

    • @anonymouswaffles9yearsago774
      @anonymouswaffles9yearsago774 3 года назад +2

      I read this at the exact time when they said it and it was weird....

  • @amberg3893
    @amberg3893 5 лет назад +1230

    "So, she reveals the health risks of the cream and the entire problem is solved by a few class action lawsuits?"
    "NO, she's just going to murder the head of the company as Catwoman."
    "And that solves the problem?"
    "It sure does"

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 5 лет назад +40

      Wouldn't the company keep on making the cream?

    • @boiledelephant
      @boiledelephant 5 лет назад +83

      Classic. I love how casually killing one person fixes most problems in films, even if those problems are endemic to huge organisations.

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 4 года назад +19

      Also apparently the cream doesn't have the problem so I'm not sure why murder was necessary.

    • @metazoxan2
      @metazoxan2 4 года назад +24

      @@CaptainDoomsday It also apparently makes you mildly super human if you keep taking it so I feel this would have military applications.... but no I guess random woman who have random reactions to it works too.

    • @shack8110
      @shack8110 4 года назад +14

      It only fixes the problem if the head villain dies in a brutally horrific and unusual way. I never saw this crap so not sure if this murder would solve the problem.

  • @chiffoncakeandtea
    @chiffoncakeandtea 4 года назад +328

    "Tight spaces are TIGHT"
    '"Yeah no, you're not wrong"
    Got me there ngl.

  • @AJScraps
    @AJScraps 5 лет назад +588

    Oh I thought we were making this up, so her name’s gonna be Patience Phillips 😂😂😂

    • @DrD0000M
      @DrD0000M 5 лет назад +19

      "PP" for short.

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 5 лет назад +1

      I, too, watched the video.

    • @oldenweery7510
      @oldenweery7510 5 лет назад +6

      *Adam Badali* You'd be surprised how often Hollywood has changed people's names from the source material to their (usually retched) film.

    • @jacobhoover1654
      @jacobhoover1654 5 лет назад +1

      Dimentive people usually quote what they think is the funniest part of the video in the comments, it's extremely common.

    • @user-zd2kl9yg4v
      @user-zd2kl9yg4v 5 лет назад +3

      @@jacobhoover1654 Doesn't it help author to see which jokes worked better, and the ones which don't get quoted fell flat?

  • @davidm5707
    @davidm5707 5 лет назад +966

    "What's an ancient Egyptian cat god doing in New York City?"
    "I don't know!"
    "Fair enough!"

    • @oldenweery7510
      @oldenweery7510 5 лет назад +11

      (Probably stolen from an Egyptian museum or archaeological dig.)

    • @davidm5707
      @davidm5707 5 лет назад +12

      @@oldenweery7510 No, this is the real cat god; remember, he resuscitated her by breathing into her.

    • @SeaBreaux
      @SeaBreaux 4 года назад +28

      David M question answered at 4:55
      The Cat God saved it’s one teleport for this film’s plot.

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 года назад +3

      Bast!!

    • @Julian-pw5mv
      @Julian-pw5mv 4 года назад +5

      @@berengustav7714 bastet right?

  • @misseli1
    @misseli1 4 года назад +776

    "Yeah he shoots webs, but he doesn't start eating flies and laying eggs"
    "He probably did those things off screen, the filmmakers just weren't brave enough to show it."

    • @metazoxan2
      @metazoxan2 4 года назад +54

      Fun fact there is a spiderman from the spider verse that does take on ALL of the traits of a spider and in his case it was a pretty effed up one.
      He eats people, lays effs under their skin, and just becomes a complete monster.

    • @Ryodraco
      @Ryodraco 4 года назад +45

      @@metazoxan2 Irony there being that real spiders don't lay eggs under the skin of anything (they make little sacs of silk to keep their eggs safe in).

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 4 года назад +38

      MCU should man themselves up and make Tom Holland do all these onscreen

    • @renegadedalek5528
      @renegadedalek5528 4 года назад +44

      "Do male spiders lay eggs?"
      "I don't know!"

    • @chrissim9982
      @chrissim9982 3 года назад +10

      Spiderman shoots webbs from his wrists correct? If he was was an actual male spider, these are the legs that ejaculate comes from. Spiderman isnt a hero he's a sexual preditor.

  • @dyveira
    @dyveira 3 года назад +18

    "You don't do research when you write fiction"
    Hollywood definitely took that to heart.

  • @thomasc.5219
    @thomasc.5219 5 лет назад +705

    Screen Rant: Can you continue to be the best series on RUclips?
    Ryan: Yeah, super easy barely a inconvenience.

    • @Cr1ticA
      @Cr1ticA 5 лет назад +1

      😁

    • @tiredoffools8929
      @tiredoffools8929 5 лет назад

      @Thomas C. Brilliant!

    • @zoopdterdoobdter5743
      @zoopdterdoobdter5743 5 лет назад +3

      He's the only thing worth watching on their channel so...

    • @JE-zl6uy
      @JE-zl6uy 5 лет назад +2

      Aw, being the best series on youtube is TIGHT

    • @benyaminsaki2686
      @benyaminsaki2686 5 лет назад +2

      pitch meetings are the only reason i subscribed to screen rant

  • @tristanmarice01
    @tristanmarice01 5 лет назад +569

    “Thats a good thing?”
    “Maybe, I do not know what I’m doing here.”
    😂😂
    Me in any situation ever

  • @darthwithit417
    @darthwithit417 5 лет назад +67

    "I think I saw that on Animal Planet"
    "What that cats can teleport once?"
    "Yeah" 😂😅

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 года назад +1

      She doesn't teleport, she walks through the wall. As cats do. According to a book by Bob Heinlein.

  • @bandotaku
    @bandotaku 4 года назад +72

    I thought the movie wasn't that bad when I first saw it. I was so innocent back then.

    • @marschalenders8449
      @marschalenders8449 3 года назад +2

      It's not when you get in the mindset that it's an alternate universe 😅

    • @Thespeedrap
      @Thespeedrap 3 года назад

      I don't think it was bad just forgettable except if it wasn't for Halle Berry birthday catsuit.

    • @bandotaku
      @bandotaku 3 года назад

      @@Thespeedrap I mean yeah, but even then, I would have liked a bot more substance.

    • @bandotaku
      @bandotaku 3 года назад +1

      @@marschalenders8449 Mmm, eh? Maybe, but it's still odd.

    • @LadyDoomsinger
      @LadyDoomsinger 3 года назад +1

      I liked the music, and I generally like cats so... I didn't have an awful time.

  • @lance134679
    @lance134679 5 лет назад +298

    Didn't Halle Barry accept her Razzie for Catwoman? Actually accepting your Razzie is tight.

    • @vikiai4241
      @vikiai4241 5 лет назад +61

      Being able to accept one's failures with good grace and humor is the tightest!

    • @DreddPirateRoberts
      @DreddPirateRoberts 5 лет назад +31

      Of course!
      In fact, her acceptance speech was an homage to her Oscar acceptance speech.

    • @mannydavis7708
      @mannydavis7708 5 лет назад +20

      "I want to thank Warner Bros. for casting me in this piece-of-sh--, god-awful movie."

    • @shack8110
      @shack8110 4 года назад +4

      Didn't Halle Berry get like $10 million to act in this shitfest?

    • @looteverybody
      @looteverybody 4 года назад +13

      "Don't you think going on stage to accept a razzie would be super difficult"
      "Actually, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience"

  • @muhammadhanaffi4816
    @muhammadhanaffi4816 5 лет назад +550

    "No this is fiction, we don't do research when we make fiction"

    • @JohanNDam
      @JohanNDam 5 лет назад +13

      Explains the Bible lol

    • @joshuakhushf7741
      @joshuakhushf7741 5 лет назад +17

      @@JohanNDam edgy atheist kid strikes again!

    • @G360LIVE
      @G360LIVE 5 лет назад +9

      @@JohanNDam
      If you take the Bible as fantasy, then as long as it sticks to its own rules, it's fine. For example, if in Catwoman it was established that marble is practically unbreakable (establishing a fantasy rule), then it wouldn't be a problem for the bad lady at the end to say that her skin is like marble. So, while it's good to do research when writing fiction, it's okay to bend the rules of reality a bit as long as you establish those rules in your story, like when Luke turns on a lightsaber for the first time early on in Star Wars, establishing that such a weapon is possible despite it realistically being impossible (as far as current science can tell us). That made it believable whenever a lightsaber was turned on and used in the film (in the Cantina and in the Obi-Wan/Vader duel).

    • @Pimp-Master
      @Pimp-Master 5 лет назад

      Gabriel Story wise, Star Wars takes place in the distant past. And this is a further bending of reality, as we postulate that there’s a distant future that we live in.

    • @Simmlex
      @Simmlex 5 лет назад +2

      @@joshuakhushf7741 He is not wrong though.

  • @masterstepz9800
    @masterstepz9800 3 года назад +11

    ‘A magical Egyptian cat burps in her mouth.’ I love that description of the scene 😂😂😂

  • @julcaos
    @julcaos 5 лет назад +263

    Exec. Ryan in the bathroom.
    "Anyone here knows of a good female writer?" He says under his breath.
    No answer.
    "I guess that's a no"

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 3 года назад +5

      That works

    • @julcaos
      @julcaos 3 года назад +4

      @@LuisSierra42 Things that work are tight!

    • @donaldtusk2678
      @donaldtusk2678 3 года назад +5

      Well it sounds like he tried

    • @chrisperrien7055
      @chrisperrien7055 3 года назад +1

      Given movies recently , they ain't far from right on the money.

    • @christianhardtofind6349
      @christianhardtofind6349 2 года назад +1

      I thought the joke would be that there's no female writers in Hollywood because everyone in this universe is Ryan.

  • @captainawesome1316
    @captainawesome1316 5 лет назад +700

    Do a pitch meeting for “THE TRUMAN SHOW”
    Btw... “evil face creams” 😂😂 that got me

  • @OkayFillet
    @OkayFillet 5 лет назад +236

    "They grind up on each other as children cheer them on"

    • @oldenweery7510
      @oldenweery7510 5 лет назад +12

      Yeah, YIKES!

    • @Obsidian1392
      @Obsidian1392 5 лет назад +4

      made me lol

    • @ericoliver1603
      @ericoliver1603 5 лет назад +17

      Being sexually inappropriate is tight.

    • @Kyrielsh1
      @Kyrielsh1 4 года назад

      I think it verges on illegal...

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 года назад

      What else are those children supposed to do?
      Chase the grown-ups from their court and reclaim the ball?

  • @dsl8123
    @dsl8123 2 года назад +18

    I really REALLY want to watch the reaction vids of the actual writers watching the pitch meetings of their own movies.

  • @Ronno4691
    @Ronno4691 5 лет назад +413

    Halle Berry even turned up to collect her Razzie award for Catwoman!

    • @xinthebox
      @xinthebox 4 года назад +59

      Which is iconic in my book she's an amazing actress.

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 4 года назад +24

      Makes you wonder what a movie sounds like before editing vs after editing... Could that footage ever have made a good film?

    • @abduljah9355
      @abduljah9355 4 года назад +22

      Tragoudistros.MPH maybe some movies could be saved by editing but not this one. It's like it was designed to alienate comics fans and non-comics fans equally.

    • @dbergerac9632
      @dbergerac9632 3 года назад +14

      That always shows class.

    • @Alresu
      @Alresu 3 года назад +1

      @@abduljah9355 Well, at least it was a fair movie then.

  • @natashak1002
    @natashak1002 5 лет назад +195

    “Oh, a VERY forgetful cat!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Joneth_Piptne
    @Joneth_Piptne 5 лет назад +559

    An Egyptian cat burps in her mouth...it had me dying 😂

    • @UltromanTheTacoman
      @UltromanTheTacoman 5 лет назад +12

      A MAGICAL Egyptian cat, no less xD

    • @shack8110
      @shack8110 4 года назад +13

      Was there any explanation of the backstory to that magical cat in the movie? Is that the only magical cat? That sounds like the most interesting part of the movie. Surely there was a lot of explanation of how that magical cat got its power and why it decided to burp in her mouth, right?

    • @IIISentorIII
      @IIISentorIII 4 года назад +26

      if i understand this correctly, there is only one magical Egyptian cat per city

    • @shack8110
      @shack8110 4 года назад +3

      I have a magical American cat. It's really not that cool.

    • @Donegal62
      @Donegal62 4 года назад +7

      Oh, Egyptian cat burps are tight!

  • @NickPiers
    @NickPiers 5 лет назад +111

    "This is fiction!! You don’t do research when you write fiction."
    Writer here. Can confirm.

  • @ryandowney8743
    @ryandowney8743 3 года назад +130

    "...skin is like marble now."
    "Doesn't marble break pretty easily?"
    "I don't know."
    "You didn't look it up?"
    "No, this is fiction. You don't do research when you do fiction."
    Are you sure this isn't from the Twilight pitch meeting?

  • @mischake
    @mischake 5 лет назад +108

    But cats truly can teleport. Never had that moment where you're like "how the hell did you get on here the door was closed?"

    • @KathrynsWorldWildfireTracking
      @KathrynsWorldWildfireTracking 3 года назад +10

      What if it's actually cats can walk through walls, as though they are on an alternative, ethereal plane?

  • @TheOnlyBobE
    @TheOnlyBobE 5 лет назад +98

    "A magical Egyptian cat burps into her mouth"
    Actually, yeah, that happened. Huh, who knew.

  • @robe8388
    @robe8388 5 лет назад +85

    I'd like to see pitches for some classic movies - Gone With the Wind, Wizard of Oz...

    • @gooble69
      @gooble69 3 года назад +2

      They thought about the stories a bit more in the old days. Pitch Meetings works on Action schlock because there's very little script development, the money is all spent on actor salaries and SFX

    • @bornofpixels
      @bornofpixels 3 года назад +1

      "So 3 of the main characters have lived in Oz their whole life and none of them know about the deadly poppies?"
      "Sure seems like it, sir"
      "And why dont they know?"
      "Because"
      "That works"

    • @gooble69
      @gooble69 3 года назад +1

      @@bornofpixels Are you saying you know the detail of every species of fauna where you live?

    • @bornofpixels
      @bornofpixels 3 года назад +2

      @@gooble69 I mean I would know if there was a field full of a plant *literally called deadly poppies*

    • @gooble69
      @gooble69 3 года назад

      @@bornofpixels What if you're a scarecrow that has no brain?

  • @thomashajicek2747
    @thomashajicek2747 2 года назад +11

    Halle Barry was cool enough to actually show up and accept the Razzie award.
    Class act

  • @davidnyaga7642
    @davidnyaga7642 5 лет назад +203

    "There is only one detective per city if I understand correctly"
    That one floored me😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @danstegman9912
    @danstegman9912 5 лет назад +28

    Suggestion for another pitch meeting... SPACE BALLS!

  • @konnosx1213
    @konnosx1213 4 года назад +47

    I just realised
    Comic catwoman
    - No powers
    - Skilled martial artist and thief
    - Fights against a Male antagonist
    Movie catwoman
    - Powers given by ancient feline spirits
    - originally weak and nerdy academic
    - Fights against a female antagonist
    Comic cheetah
    - Powers given by ancient feline spirits
    - Originally a weak nerd academic
    - Fights against a female antagonist
    Movie catwoman is way closer to cheetah than catwoman

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 года назад +1

      The movie _Catwoman_ has nothing to do with the DC character at all. The name is just a coincidence.
      The DC character is a cat burglar, except female. Hence the name.
      The movie character is basically a Japanese cat girl.
      And the origin story seems based on that horrible remake of _Cat People_ that was only made as an elaborate excuse to show Natassja Kinski naked and tied up.

    • @pablocastaner1933
      @pablocastaner1933 2 года назад +3

      @@davidwuhrer6704 naked and tied up, huh? That's kinsky.

    • @anonimanonim2710
      @anonimanonim2710 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@pablocastaner1933I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @theotherthrone
    @theotherthrone 5 лет назад +228

    Me: It must be hard coming up with pitch meetings.
    RG: Actually, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience!
    Me: Oh really??
    RG: Yeah yeah yeah, I just take off my shorts and freestyle in front of a green screen.

    • @Pimp-Master
      @Pimp-Master 5 лет назад +7

      Green screens are tight!

  • @realgar286
    @realgar286 5 лет назад +100

    You guys totally understand women. Pitch 'Love Actually' already :)

  • @erikvarela2045
    @erikvarela2045 2 года назад +4

    Man, I got so excited from watching this that I tried to get my cats to burp in my mouth so I could experience how tight it is, but all they did was scratch me and run away. I'll just have to try again once the bleeding stops.

  • @greenhowie
    @greenhowie 4 года назад +22

    Halle Berry's Razzie acceptance speech for this is a work of art.

  • @Rhamsody
    @Rhamsody 5 лет назад +516

    To Halle's credit, she accepted her Razzie for this movie.

    • @fairytailgirl123
      @fairytailgirl123 5 лет назад +46

      Didn't she also win a oscar for another movie that same year

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 5 лет назад +2

      How Alex Borstein took this role is beyond me! 🙄. I know it was pre Family Guy TBS-Fox success but damn you just knew this 🦃 would be a bad career move...

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 5 лет назад +14

      @@fairytailgirl123 she got the Oscar for Monsters Ball around 2003 about a year before Catwoman. Her 007 role helped get more notice too...

    • @fairytailgirl123
      @fairytailgirl123 5 лет назад +1

      @@DavidLLambertmobile oh ok. I thought it was the same year

    • @ladyvincenza
      @ladyvincenza 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah. I doubt many people would've done that. Although if she was able to acknowledge how bad the movie would be, why did she make it? Was she desperate to pay off gambling debts?

  • @AJScraps
    @AJScraps 5 лет назад +211

    4:50 We’re just gonna have a scene where she casually teleports and never does it again 🤣😂

  • @lune78
    @lune78 2 года назад +3

    "Cat burps are tight!"
    One of the funniest uses of this catchphrase to date lol

  • @Ladykyra101
    @Ladykyra101 3 года назад +24

    "You don't do research when you write fiction." Hilariously profound, Mr. George. 😂

  • @therealmj0317
    @therealmj0317 5 лет назад +163

    Pitch meetings every Saturday is TIGHT!

    • @adidas-dd4dt
      @adidas-dd4dt 5 лет назад +4

      Pitch meetings everyday would be tighter.

    • @mouseyboi2398
      @mouseyboi2398 5 лет назад +1

      Isaac Patente pitch meetings every minute are the tightestER of them all

  • @AJScraps
    @AJScraps 5 лет назад +124

    And then a magical Egyptian cat burps in to her mouth and then she turns in to cat woman 😂

    • @Pimp-Master
      @Pimp-Master 5 лет назад +5

      Does the cat burp into her mouth underwater? This I got to see…

    • @shack8110
      @shack8110 5 лет назад +3

      When my cat burps in my mouth I just want to vomit.

    • @vikiai4241
      @vikiai4241 5 лет назад +4

      Was it a radioactive cat?

    • @oldenweery7510
      @oldenweery7510 5 лет назад +5

      @@vikiai4241 Either that, or it was struck by lightning to give it special powers, which is another one of Hollywood's favorite scenarios.

  • @insomniacspillowfortarmy5776
    @insomniacspillowfortarmy5776 3 года назад +14

    You just can not only watch one pitch meeting vid. It's literally and scientifically impossible to not binge watch them even with videos you've already seen.

    • @mrsx7944
      @mrsx7944 3 года назад +1

      I just fell down the Pitch meeting rabbit hole 🤣

  • @sandavijithminirathnayake7033
    @sandavijithminirathnayake7033 3 года назад +4

    I was really thinking to ask do one from "The Room " (2004) and remembered the script writer , director , producer and lead role was the same person so it's TIGHT !

  • @dipanjanghosal1662
    @dipanjanghosal1662 5 лет назад +294

    "Its like Spiderman. He gets bitten by spiders, he takes on the traits of a spider"..
    "Yeah but it's not like he starts eating insects or laying eggs"..
    "He probably did those offscreen."

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 5 лет назад +28

      The Spiderman film all true fans want to see.

    • @606danco
      @606danco 5 лет назад +5

      Did he not catch a fly in the amazing spiderman

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 5 лет назад +5

      @@606danco Wait.... oh dear, once again we all missed what we truly wanted!!!!

  • @antoinerouable8399
    @antoinerouable8399 5 лет назад +100

    next a Fight Club pitch meeting, it would work so well with the concept of the guy talking to himself !

  • @Soundwave1of9
    @Soundwave1of9 Год назад +3

    "cat burps are tight!" is my new favourite. 👍

  • @TheRachaelLefler
    @TheRachaelLefler 4 года назад +14

    I wish cats could teleport, cause it's kind of a pain in the ass to bring them on long trips or move with them.

  • @aardon2489
    @aardon2489 5 лет назад +873

    I had truly forgotten how terrible this movie was.
    Thanks for that.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 5 лет назад +2

      Awful movies are tight

    • @phatmantv
      @phatmantv 5 лет назад +1

      Better than Captain Marvel.

    • @curtisdunn2909
      @curtisdunn2909 5 лет назад +7

      @@phatmantv Lol no don't be deluded.

    • @butcherboy2008
      @butcherboy2008 5 лет назад +2

      You had forgotten. So, it is true what my mother told me. In the land of pain, the living envy the dead.

    • @phatmantv
      @phatmantv 5 лет назад

      Curtis Dunn Well if I find retconning a cool story for a gag erasing a decade of build up introducing a character so powerful they have to keep them off screen, w/ the emotional range of a plank, is worse than an original story of a popular Batman character, is being deluded...
      Guilty as charged Marvel apologist.

  • @verymuchcake6553
    @verymuchcake6553 5 лет назад +562

    Super , easy and barely an inconvenience
    P.s cat burps are tight

    • @butthead9023
      @butthead9023 5 лет назад +4

      Barely, super, and inconvenience an easy

    • @iLoveLeatherNYC
      @iLoveLeatherNYC 5 лет назад +2

      I love how they work this line into every screen rant...! Hysterical.

    • @Noah-kd6lq
      @Noah-kd6lq 5 лет назад +1

      Oh really?!

  • @borjinator
    @borjinator 4 года назад +18

    “So she falls from a window and dies”
    “Well good!” Lol

  • @iamjavademon
    @iamjavademon 2 месяца назад +1

    Loved this movie as a teenager and watched it like a thousand times.

  • @theotherthrone
    @theotherthrone 5 лет назад +121

    Please do a pitch meeting for Pulp Fiction!

    • @amateur-madman3047
      @amateur-madman3047 5 лет назад +6

      YES

    • @kevingoni8967
      @kevingoni8967 5 лет назад +4

      Hell yeah

    • @dougschannel3806
      @dougschannel3806 5 лет назад +1

      jacob sauce
      He’ll find a way. (If you watch over the video) There was actually nothing wrong with coraline if you noticed, he just talked about how weirdly spooky the movie is for a kids film

    • @theotherthrone
      @theotherthrone 5 лет назад

      @jacob sauce I think you misunderstand his point

    • @dougschannel3806
      @dougschannel3806 5 лет назад

      The Other Throne Productions
      He definitely misunderstood.

  • @fgstech4857
    @fgstech4857 5 лет назад +112

    You don't do research when it's fiction!!!😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @m..h.6344
    @m..h.6344 3 года назад +20

    Me at the beginning of the video: "I didn't know they made a Catwoman movie!"
    Me at the end of the video: "Oh... nevermind"

    • @arandil1
      @arandil1 3 года назад +2

      right.... they still haven’t.

    • @mrsx7944
      @mrsx7944 3 года назад

      Be glad you never watched it.

    • @LadyDoomsinger
      @LadyDoomsinger 3 года назад

      To be fair, the music is pretty good, especially at the very "emotional" moments.
      And there are cats.

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 3 года назад

      Haley doesn’t look to bad in her cat suit. So there’s that.

  • @patpowers9210
    @patpowers9210 Год назад +5

    "This is fiction. You don't do research when you write fiction!" Truer words were never said.

  • @MR3DDev
    @MR3DDev 5 лет назад +340

    "You don't do research when is fiction" - Every Holywood Writer

    • @jwal2
      @jwal2 3 года назад

      Zack Snyder when writing BvS

    • @cjkalandek996
      @cjkalandek996 3 года назад

      @@jwal2 Snyder didn't write _BvS._ it was written by David S. Goyer and Chris Terriro.

    • @jwal2
      @jwal2 3 года назад

      @@cjkalandek996 Sorry about that

  • @JediMasterEzio
    @JediMasterEzio 5 лет назад +50

    A Face/Off Pitch Meeting would be pretty popular.
    Because switching faces is tight!

    • @JediMasterEzio
      @JediMasterEzio 5 лет назад +3

      Super easy! Barely an inconvenience!

    • @wanderinghistorian
      @wanderinghistorian 5 лет назад +1

      @Brian Cairns you mean the two characters who are exactly the same person?

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 5 лет назад +1

      @@wanderinghistorian lol all they would have to do is switch the glasses around

  • @FOF275
    @FOF275 4 года назад +84

    -"I looked sround and there's just no female screenwriters in Hollywood. I asked around ... the mens washroom ... under my breath."
    Why do I feel producers legit do this lmfao

  • @erik-arroncrum7963
    @erik-arroncrum7963 5 лет назад +3

    More! More! More!
    I need more pitch meetings
    NOW
    DO IT
    Thanks!

  • @rayflyers
    @rayflyers 5 лет назад +282

    Writing female characters is super easy, barely an inconvenience
    -not the writers of this movie

    • @elliotlucassimmons5138
      @elliotlucassimmons5138 5 лет назад +13

      I feel like it WOULD be the writers of this movie. They didn't get it right, but they clearly thought they did.

    • @AdamFunk
      @AdamFunk 5 лет назад +10

      Oh, no, I'm sure they found it super easy.
      They just work at cosmetics companies and talk about boys, right?
      And sometimes get mouth-to-mouth from the occasional ol' mystic Egyptian cat, y'know?

  • @ButrzV2
    @ButrzV2 5 лет назад +47

    "And thats gonna be a good thing?"
    "Maybe. I do not know what im doing here."
    Gold. I never tire of these pitch meetings.

  • @AdamTPersonette
    @AdamTPersonette 4 года назад +24

    "Oh tight spaces are tight"
    "You're not wrong"

    • @CommonCommenter
      @CommonCommenter 4 года назад +1

      AdamTPersonette I literally passed this comment at the same time he said it. 😂👏🏻

  • @EzraDair
    @EzraDair 2 года назад +2

    I just lllove that the writer is basically mad but he draws the line at 150 cuts per 2 minutes 😂😂😂

  • @CheeksE-yi8mt
    @CheeksE-yi8mt 5 лет назад +82

    Tight spaces are TIGHT!! 😂😂😂 I was so glad you got on that terrible basket ball scene

  • @badabingmike
    @badabingmike 5 лет назад +222

    No female screenwriters in Hollywood? You learn something new everyday...

    • @ArtisticlyAlexis
      @ArtisticlyAlexis 5 лет назад +13

      That part was hilarious!

    • @oldenweery7510
      @oldenweery7510 5 лет назад +5

      @@ArtisticlyAlexis Especially exactly how he "asked around."

  • @theBushidoGhost
    @theBushidoGhost 5 лет назад +8

    OH! can you do a pitch meeting for Lilo and Stitch!?!👍😁 LOVE your pitch work!!

  • @adabujiki
    @adabujiki 2 года назад +1

    Lol I love this channel. Very interesting content approach, I don't think this would get old Lol he does it so well!!

  • @dirtydan9457
    @dirtydan9457 5 лет назад +557

    FUN FACT: Halle Berry's friend at work is the actress that does the voice of Lois on Family Guy

    • @njnjhjh8918
      @njnjhjh8918 5 лет назад +46

      Good ol Alex Borstein, who was also on MadTV

    • @JamesHealeyTX
      @JamesHealeyTX 5 лет назад +20

      I know her as Susie from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.

    • @angeliqueriou2660
      @angeliqueriou2660 5 лет назад +5

      She also played Drella the harp player in Gilmore girls

    • @CasepbX
      @CasepbX 5 лет назад +30

      @@njnjhjh8918 Good ol Miss Swan. He looka like a man.

    • @shack8110
      @shack8110 4 года назад +4

      That makes Catwoman even shittier.

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko1569 5 лет назад +310

    Ok so what's the plan about Catwoma-
    "B E W B S"
    As a cultuted man, I agree.

    • @toms6728
      @toms6728 5 лет назад +6

      Shut up you have an anime profile lol
      Just kidding

    • @TheHaigisawsome
      @TheHaigisawsome 5 лет назад +4

      and CATNIP

    • @Fitsuuu
      @Fitsuuu 5 лет назад +10

      That's the thing, how do u get a premise of "attractive women in tight revealing outfits doing gymnastics" where the genre is teenage boys and STILL make a terrible movie. It doesn't seem possible...

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 5 лет назад +10

      @@Fitsuuu : It's easy to make a _terrible_ movie under those circumstances; it's just hard to make an _unprofitable_ one. Although apparently they managed to do that too.

    • @SiddharthBhatt24
      @SiddharthBhatt24 5 лет назад

      this isn't honest trailers

  • @saculmoviereviews9200
    @saculmoviereviews9200 3 года назад +3

    The part about cat burps was TIGHT! IT WAS JUST PERFECT. IT WAS 😂😂😂.

  • @papafreshly
    @papafreshly 6 месяцев назад +1

    "Oh it's not because it's ridiculous it's because the filmmakers were cowards?"
    That has me dying!😂😂😂

  • @gurpreetsingh793
    @gurpreetsingh793 5 лет назад +110

    "I don't think it would be hard to make a good comic adaptation - seems super easy and barely an inconvenience"
    Ryan: Actually super tough, almost an impossibility

    • @Username-wc4zy
      @Username-wc4zy 5 лет назад

      Gurpreet Singh Matharoo there’s a chance!!

  • @istrakyuketsuki2342
    @istrakyuketsuki2342 5 лет назад +6

    4:38 the moment you've been waiting for

  • @jhors7777
    @jhors7777 4 года назад

    I love these videos! Thanks for posting!!

  • @Xiliaace
    @Xiliaace 4 года назад +1

    This movie is a guilty pleasure of mine. It got me into the superhero genre. I first saw it when I was like 13 years old.

  • @baizidahmedzidan170
    @baizidahmedzidan170 5 лет назад +50

    "How did you get those footage ?"
    "Time travel"
    "That works"

  • @ashirbadmajhi
    @ashirbadmajhi 5 лет назад +71

    Make Titanic pitch meeting.
    Its long overdue.

  • @Ciborium
    @Ciborium 4 года назад +30

    "Cat burps are tight" is a phrase never said before this video, nor ever again.

  • @LetsPlayCrazy
    @LetsPlayCrazy 5 лет назад +15

    "Tight spaces are tight!"
    That was literally the most correct thing you ever said xD

  • @jasonyu1887
    @jasonyu1887 5 лет назад +27

    " So you are going to finally release the Snyder Cut for the fans?"
    "No Sir i won't "
    "Damn it"

    • @JE-zl6uy
      @JE-zl6uy 5 лет назад

      considering the last Snyder cut was Batman v Superman I'm... not excited about this concept what-so-ever and don't grasp why people are... It's marketing and will likely be just as bad as BvS.

  • @fedgaming9178
    @fedgaming9178 5 лет назад +72

    Catwoman:I like milk
    Me: I don't know what to say
    I'm sorry

    • @oldenweery7510
      @oldenweery7510 5 лет назад

      @@meowfaceification It's actually bad for their digestions: gangway for the litter box---and hope they make it!

  • @chaoticandrew5983
    @chaoticandrew5983 4 года назад +4

    "tight spaces are tight!"
    "you're not wrong!"

  • @courtney-ray
    @courtney-ray 3 года назад +2

    “Well good” is one of the taglines I miss in the newer pitch meetings! 😂

  • @icabod3374
    @icabod3374 5 лет назад +41

    There's a sentence I never expected to hear in my life, "Cat burps are TIGHT!"

    • @utility63
      @utility63 5 лет назад +6

      Do you ever hear something and think "This may be the first time that this sentence has ever been spoken"?