Ultimate Twilight Saga Pitch Meeting Compilation
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- Опубликовано: 27 май 2024
- Every Twilight Pitch Meeting in chronological order
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0:00 Twilight
4:41 New Moon
10:43 Eclipse
16:56 Breaking Dawn Part 1 & 2
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"she's like a bull. She sees a red flag and runs at it" Nice.
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
I am going to use this phrase in conversation
@@Mugruncher I'll second that
Pure gold
@@broskibrewer2187 I'll third that
I love the disappointing look after he finds out the great fight was all a vision. His heart was crushed
but... good, movie
@@dogouchu4356weeelll
@@dogouchu4356you're a teenage girl
no just no, it s garbage like evrything concerning twilight@@dogouchu4356
'Oh money, money, money...'😤
"What are we doing here, man?" is one of the best emotional pay-off lines in Pitch Meeting history.
“Money.”
@@hansolo235Oh, money! I like money!
Money always brings him back to reality.
The whole Twilight movie series in a nutshell :
A teenage girl decides whether she's gonna shag a corpse or a dog
Lmao
Shagging corps is tight!!:D
Oh ..omg why did I say that? D:
Can't find a bettter mannnn! (Pearljam)
Why not both? I mean, they are differ each other right? Talking about experiences, the wider is the better.
@@tonihandoko9706 this is the most horrific thing I’ve ever read
"These guys seem very manipulative and abusive."
"But they're attractive."
"Oh, then it's true love."
Romance stories in a nutshell
@@nra3zehuti781 Real life in a nutshell, most of the time lol
That fanfic took that lesson to heart.
you just described the entire franchise
You all prolly dont give a damn but does someone know of a way to log back into an Instagram account?
I somehow forgot the password. I appreciate any tricks you can offer me.
The line delivery of "I don't like that" is Oscar worthy
You gotta admire Ryan's acting skills here. That face at the Jacob imprinting on the baby revelation and the disappointment when he realizes none of the cool stuff really happened is absolutely amazing.
I don't think he was acting in either case, I'm pretty sure those were his genuine feelings lol
@@evananderson1455nah, that's just how good his acting is. *Kidding obvi*
One sentence that sums up the entire twilight saga: "Kinda like Romeo and Juliet except, y'know, just awful."
Romeo and Juliet also sucked, so yeah fair enough.
@@notaccessible3741 so edgy
@@moisesarmando3156 To be fair, I also personally didn't like Romeo and Juliet, but I think I just don't like great romances. Plus, I read it, didn't see a properly done play or anything, and I was not a fan of slogging through that. The movie I was forced to watch was only marginally better.
@@moisesarmando3156 Ugh. For f***'s sake, stop it with the "edgy" crap. Conforming to the opinion of the ill-informed masses isn't something to be proud of. Romeo and Juliet pales in comparison to works like MacBeth, Hamlet, or Henry V.
@@rev0568 it's a romance until the middle of third act then it's tragedy time but yeah that's one of the weakest of shakespeare's plays
Seeing executive producer guy die a little inside because of the wolfie-baby romance is TIGHT
😁😁😁😁😁😄
:) :) :) :) :) :)
You saying “wolfie” instead of just wolf somehow made it 100x worse
@@logandh2 🤣
@@logandh2 Agreed lol.
"You know thats somehow worse, right..?"
So good.
"well, when you put it that way I hate it to my very core" is one of my favorite lines ever.
"I am vibing with this fetus."
I will smash that...
Explain why he almost puked when first seeing her. He probably imagined it
I want a t-shirt for that! xD
@@DaimonAnimations made from the after birth
"Welcome to our list" - The FBI
I have never laughed as hard during a Pitch Meeting as I have at:
"And then he sees the baby and he's like, 'oOooOoOoOOOoo... Are we gonna kiss right now?' 😏"
"................😐 I... I don't... like that..."
But you have to remember....... Money👁️👄👁️
He said " friend/ brother/ protector " in his vision thing though...
Lol I died
Me too
@@janusinitiative3520 uh huh. Definitely not grooming...
"Romantic puking is tight!"
Can't ... stop ... binging ...the.. pitch...meetings...
“That actually sounds like a whole lot interesting of a movie than the one we’re making.” That got me
I will never not love the line that completely breaks the exec
"...what are we doing here, man?"
He was broken
his face when the camera panned back and he said this line lmfao. I laughed so hard.
It was twilight that broke the executive....... That seems almost fitting
@@Sonichero151 but we doing money here..man
I don't think I have ever seen him that broken before... Speaks volumes about the quality of the twilight movies lol
His reaction to the Jacob and baby romance is everything.
19:49 "I don't like that" 😆
I laughed quite hard at the sincerity of that.
It's almost as if he broke character while staying in character. Absolutely genious.
22:44 i love that switch he does
But you have to, you have to remember. What? Money. Oh okay money!
“I don’t know. But anyway,” twice in a row in the second movie. 😂😂 Gets me every time.
lmao😂
I can't believe he had to watch all that garbage in order to create this master piece for us, what a hero 🥺🤧
I tried to watch Twilight but only got 20 minutes in before I had to turn off that dumpster fire.
I could barely handle the first one, I'm amazed he managed to watch all of them.
The books were good except for number two because of Jacob.
@@williamroberts6803 yep
Somebody give him a Purple Heart 💜
When you really break it down like this you realise that twilight egged on an entire generation of preteens to stay in abusive relationships because they thought it was love
This kind of makes sense. The role models presented by the media do play a role in people's lives, wether they are fiction or not.
Nah women already think like that.
Nah, we only agreed to stay in abusive relationships with VAMPIRES for love. Everyone else blows.
@@sarahmeyers1773 I'm a vampire, can I abuse you?
@@tombradydid9114 sure. We’ll meet up later but only if you promise to turn me too. And I want a snazzy little house in the Washington woods please. And my own honeymoon island.
"I'm a writer"
"I guess you KINDA are"
genuinely made me lol
Well to be fair things WERE in fact written. Quality notwithstanding.
Yeah, I mean, letters were put in an order that technically made words.
So I have this idea for a movie about bestiality and necrophilia
Props to Pattinson for getting his money for being in this dreck and still managing to salvage his career.
Aside from the first twilight he hasn’t been actually good in anything else.
@@Tripp393 uuuuuuhmmm..... Ever seen The Lighthouse ?
@@mitoo4880 MEDIOCRE
@@Tripp393 I guess that's just your opinion, man
His interviews where he goes after the story is hilarious.
I never understood how Jasper is the youngest of the Cullen clan. The civil war happened like 150 years ago during this movie. But previously it was said that Edward is only like 109
"I'm gonna need ya to stop thinking about things."
@@stenzel27not thinking about things is tight!
I think it has something to do with him being the last to become part of the Cullen family. It’s been years since I read the books though.
I had this question, too! I asked my wife, and she said that he was turned by someone else. He ended up joining the Cullen's when he meets Alice, and that is when he becomes a vegetarian vampire.
Youngest of the Cullens is in regards to being "vegetarian" and joining the clan. not necessarily when they were turned.
“I’m not loving this concept so far.”
“The books sold millions of copies to brand loyal preteens with disposable income.”
“I gotta say, I’m loving this concept so far.”
😂 Money does it every time
Your comment has 666 likes right now. I have a screenshot.
@@v4vndta911 You’re the first comment too 😳
Money money money money money
I do love money purposes!
Because money.
Strange but that is the best explanation for why any of Twilight exists.
"So none of it really happened"
long pause...
"What are we doin here man"
"Money"
"Oh yeah money!!!"
Of all the magnificent lines in on this channel, none made me laugh more than this.
@@MrSkrilla316 I thought the 500 gallons of blood line from the Freddy Kruger one was the best
😂
Money money 🤑
I like how none of it is an exaggeration or a lie and describing it just sounds insane.
The funniest parts of this was Money Guys reaction to the Jacob/Baby romance and his reaction when the fight turns out to be a vision... The absolute dismay is just the funniest thing ever. And I love, love, LOVE that the cure is just the word MONEY. :D
Ryan really doesn't like these movies he struggled to keep character
“I don’t like that...”
“Oh, don’t worry sir...it’s not weird at all, because Jacob is going to help raise the child before getting romantically involved with it.”
Never has a pitch meeting made me laugh harder.
I've laughed crazy hard at all this
Shakes my head “What are doing here man”
Well Money
@@tonyacosta4574 down boy
@@619Gotenks I kneel to nobody
The thirst is sooooo cringe 😂😂😂🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
"She has a skeleton inside of her?"
"I mean, everybody does"
"Can you imagine, very spooky"
Technically she had two inside her at the time
That was the best part
I love the subtle callback that producer guy finds skeletons to be the scariest thing ever
Bradbury wibes.
@@eileensnow6153hahah thats so scary, you should write creepy pastas man
13:30
"That actually sounds like a whole lot more interesting of a movie than the one we're making".
I love "our hands are tied" since 50 Shades came from the fan-fic version twilight.
The Jacob & the baby part.
"I don't like that"
"Oh don't worry sir, it's not weird at all, because Jacob is going to help raise the child before getting romantically involved with it."
"*Sigh*....I mean you know that's somehow worse right?"
Absolutely lost it.
They should've just let the man stay single😔then the world wouldn't have to suffer
@@braxtonlee1682 Obviously, the author of Twilight didn't want to waste her "perfect hot alpha male bad boy muscular werewolf love interest" so she HAD to give him to her self-insert protag's child :v
I listen to this while working and I just laugh my head off so loud here that I had to stop
Errol Musk has entered the chat.
@@andrepintodude We finally broke him
“What are we doing here man?” Is my favorite 🤣😂
MONEY 💰
Why does he keep forgetting that money exist when something bad happens
The best moment in any pitch meeting
Money
I need it as a gif
Never actually watched Twilight but Ryans summary is all anyone really needs to know about a movie
The ‘I don’t like that….’ reaction is so well done! 😄👏🏻
Watching the Ultimate Pitch Meetings is super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
Wowowowow that’s tight!
Oh Really?
"What if you actually made a new Pitch Meeting, instead of being unoriginal?"
"I need you to get all the way off my back."
@@berengustav7714 "Let me get all the way off that thing!"
Thats tight
Close your eyes and repeat "money money money money" The motto of Hollywood.
ohhh money is TIGHT
@@godemperorofmankind3.091 are you having money problems?
Making money is easy, barely an inconvenience.
@@gracethegiraffe27 Oh really!
well, you are not wrong.
Anytime I need to feel better I come watch the Twilight Pitch Meetings and I’m immediately happier.
The most unrealistic thing about these pitch meetings is how the executive producer is so uncomfortable with old men grooming/dating young girls.
I mean, you do know there are more Executive Producers in Hollywood than just Harvey Weinstein, right?
@@AhsimNreiziev There are, but most of the men are still very comfortable with putting an older man with a much younger woman and calling it romantic.
@@terpsidance. but an adult imprinting on a baby is what is making the producer uncomfortable here. A baby isn’t a young woman
@@ninjaked1265 Well he was also uncomfortable with Bella being so much younger than Edward too, and certainly I can't deny I'm speaking from personal bias alone here, but I wouldn't put it past some Hollywood producers to find falling in love with a baby and then waiting till she's grown to be romantic.
I mean, the producer would probably actually be uncomfortable with that - but only because they know the audience will be horrified (well, except in this movie, evidently, teenagers aren't known for their great recognition of what is and isn't creepy, but whatever) and it might mess with their profit margin. But yeah, off screen the producer *is* the creepy old guy and is using the movies to groom kids. Just fantastic. This is why we don't have TV at my house lol.
“Stares at her like he pooped his pants” is a great line.
Staring at her like he pooped his pants is Tight
It's a brown line.
I'd bet real money it was in the original script.
And so they fall madly in love. Because of the poop stares and the meanness.
It's my favorite part of the whole thing
"Is it going to be difficult to meet the income quota for Screenrant's Investors?"
"Actually it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
"Oh really?'
"Yeah we'll just release another Pitch Meeting compilation."
"Oh, putting our entire channel's future on Ryan George's back is TIGHT."
Hey well how about you get wayyyy off my back
@@Mbg.2007 OH OKAY LET ME GET OFF OF THAT THING REAL QUICK
Wow wow wow wow
Did this movie just get good!?
Wow of to a great start in the meeting your quota for the "Screenrant income Pitch Meeting"
RUclips stepping all over the last joke of each pitch meeting with its ads is TIGHT!
''whats her personality'' ''oh no, that doesnt apply here''
“Let’s just say he likes to spend lots of time with other shirtless guys in the wood”
“I see what is going on there”
“He’s a werewolf”
“ oh I was way off!”
I laughed really hard
His expression saying yeah yeah yeah got me dead lmao
This made me wonder about the whole werewolf myth ... was it always just guys cruising in the woods? "I'm naked because werewolfing ripped all my clothes" haha right!
@@kellnola sadly it comes from heinous serial killers, raping(sometimes) their victims before ripping them apart... the earliest one I heard about, 14th century I think it was, was a southern French man who liked wearing the skin of a wolf while doing it, one of his victims got away and said she was attacked by a wolf and he also claimed that the skin let him turn into a wolf. Think the wolf of snow hollow mixed with it being real and a little more rape.
@@liamnehren1054 I wish we had more information on these killers.
@@flyingdutchman2442 Now if you wanted to know about the idea that the earlier ones could transform into wolves, that's where it gets very fragmented.
You might want to look into "Lupercalia" and the founders of Rome.
There were some religions
(I view most cults the same as Christianity)
who existed for at least a few hundred years
(hence not really a cult in the modern sense)
who believed they could turn into wolves using a rite at the full moon. I only know snippets about them since it was mentioned in a documentary about the history of werewolves that I saw years ago, the same one where they talked about that French serial killer.
"She's going to be so sad she's basically going to be comatose and expressionless"
"More than usual?"
"More than usual"
😂😂😂
This kid that’s on my archery team and I were having a debate about if Harry Potter or Twilight was better and she said
“The Harry Potter characters are boring”
I replied with;
“At least my characters have a shred of personality and a real reason to protect the main character”
I just heard
“Ooooooooh…” from all around the room.
@@WarmBreadBearBuddy r/thathappened
@@YuzuruRentarou hey it could be
Loved that bit^^
The last little bit of sanity left in the producer guy as he contemplates life after hearing shocking and unimaginably horrific pitches is what gets me every time.
I worked at Hot Topic during this time,and my soul is damaged from me having to hype it up
I love businessman's disappointment everytime the story took an even shittier turn.
Producer*
Producer guy*
... but his interest is rejuvenated when screenwriter guy mentions money.
@@uVueD2b MONEY MONEY MONEY !!!
Producer
Oh man, when he breaks character to address Jacob’s imprinting , that was one the funniest moments ever in Pitch Meetings!!!
I also had McFeels.
@@ichijofestival2576 Clearly....try Tom and Jerry or the The Three Stooges.....
@@ichijofestival2576 k
@@davids736 Don't you dare to diss Tom and Jerry.
@@davids736 I don't think Tom and Jerry or the Three Stooges can cure clinical depression... Might wanna try some drugs instead.
I think how sad he looked after the dream sequence just made my day.
I rewatched this countless times cause it will never not be hilarious.
Find the HISHEs for Twilight, better, but this is still good.
@@anvos658, HISHE is nowhere near PMs in every way imaginable.
“It’s called Eclipse”
“That’s something no rational person would ever stare at”
😂😂🤣☠️
Love the burn 🔥
More like literal humor imo.
The burn as the roast or the burn as the thing that happens to your eyes after looking at an eclipse?
this is just full of clumsy crap like that ... also the full moon opening of "New Moon"
Hah nice play of words
Trump burn FTW
"The movie's gonna follow this girl, Bella Swan..."
"And what's she like?"
"What do you mean?"
Yep.... that pretty much sums up Bella Swan.
Although Matrix was a good movie, and this was not, Neo is the same thing for nerdy dudes (for exceedingly bland people to imprint on)
@@kellnola 10 year old me feels attacked but is too self aware to say you're wrong
@@kellnola Jesus, you are so right. If I look back I can't even find the reason why was Trinity interested in him and even more, love him. Dude is just confused for 3/4 of the first movie and the rest is the rescue mission. I wonder if he was purposely written so blant so that all the teenagers can "transpose" themself onto him or if it was because writers wanted to focus on the World and Matrix.
@@denisruzicka1606 Yeah, I do realize people can fall in love on looks alone (in fact it usually is just that) but give me something, eh? Sheesh!
@@kellnola the concept 9f matrix far exceeded it's flaws
Listening to this, does make you realize how much more sense Twilight would make if Bella was in college (returning to her birth state) and the Cullen "children" were pretending to be college students, and she was initially just meeting up with child hood friends, after she'd left when her parent's divorced and was only back for the occasional holiday while growing up.
But then it would have been harder for middle school girls to identify with her
Nah nah nah. Gotta have that high school setting. Hollywood says college setting is only for adults.
Nothing from Twilight have any sense
It wouldn't make sense for money purposes
Why would this make more sense
"Sparkly-Badboys" - I lost it. Thanks!
"Turn me into a Vampire you coward." possibly the best line
What about
"I'm going to show you my naked body"
"Alright, do it. Do it you coward, i dare you"
“Oh she has a skeleton insider her?”
“Yes, but everybody does.”
That made me laugh so hard
Can you imagine??
Since she's pregnant, she actually has two inside her at that point.
@@evapreu3011 oh! Very spooky!
Wait wait wait we have a skeleton inside of us?! Ohh spooky.
his face after saying "im a writer" LMAO 5:25
This entire series is an absolute goldmine and I'm so happy I've found it
You mean twilight or Pitch meeting 🤣
@@fatkidz87only pitch meeting is the right answer in this situation.
In conclusion: this pitch meeting has a more compelling story than the Twilight movies.
Dude this pitch meeting is so good it make me feel glad they made the movies :D
@@belamras Well said 👍
If they compressed the five movies to two, or even one, you'd have an alright story. Bella meets Edward, finds out he's a vampire, Volturi get pissed at him and he runs off. Bella depressed, Jacob helps her out, Edward comes back, they tell the Volturi to f-off and live happily ever after.
Good be done in 2.5 hours
@@oliverford5367 but… money?! 💰💰💰 Gotta buy Canada.
It was super easy barely and inconvenience
The movie is titled "New Moon" so it opens with a shot of a full moon
i'M A wR1TeR!!!!
Yeah well, if it actually opened with a shot of a new moon it would basically be a black screen. xD
@@BarelloSmith A very good point
I just realized he doesn't explicitly say "full" moon, but if the moon is shown at all it means it's not a New Moon
@@BarelloSmith more likely, a blue screen
the reaction to the baby thing (before the money) felt so real... like it looks like his genuine reaction to someone telling him for the first time
22:50 those sad expressions got me good 🤣🤣🤣
The fact that Robbert Patton hates Edward more than any other person is funny to me
Considering he surely made tons of money and fame from the character, he shouldn't hate it THAT much.
@@technomage6736 Its not about fame or money, its that it tainted his carrer by that role with him always being known as the Twilighht guy.
That's what got me into actually liking him as an actor and it's one of my favorite aspects of Robert
@@oncerand_directioner Me too. I also thought it was interesting when I read an interview for Variety to make sure he really was gonna play Batman that pretended to be drunk for Water for Elephants and had to actually get drunk for a scene in The Lighthouse.
@@stefanolozardo9711 Considering how well his role as Batman ends up doing...yeah, I really don't think he should hate it that much. Made him a lot of money, got a lot of fame, and his career still ended up just fine. Just a bit of suffering for mostly a win.
19:41-20:07
The closest a movie executive has ever come to having a moral conscience.
Yep
This is my absolute favorite of the Pitch Meetings. It just brings me so much enjoyment.
The amount of value this pitch meeting has compared to the actual movies is just... Just mmmm .... Just so much more. It really can't be overstated how much better it is to watch these movies as pitch meetings
If jasper is so affected by the smell of blood then shouldn't he be literally going crazy around all the high-school teen girls on their monthlies🤔😅
Lol, never occurred to me 🤣 you’re right! They did say Bella was especially delicious though 🤷🏻♀️
Period "blood" is mostly uterine wall lining and mucus, but just that tiny drop of finger blood was enough to make him attack so yeah technically periods should affect vampires huh I never thought of that xD
@@lilithlaney1759 bruh ,I thought girl's periods were disgusting before... after your definition they officially became the grossest thing in existence
@@nra3zehuti781 it gets easier in high school
@@nra3zehuti781 yeah we kinda disgusting, stay away from us kid.
We definitely chose it for ourselves
"I am vibing with that fetus, that's my girl right there" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
.........I...I don’t.....like that.
"Oh oh oh omg" that recation on his face when he heard that hahha
You really gotta wonder why they explained deeply how imprinting is solidly choosing the person you love and want to be with forever and then they just be like "woah that baby.... *i think im imprinting* "
Oh, oh my god
As someone who was just…in love with this book series as a teen and stuck by the films even though they were terrible…I thoroughly enjoyed this roast!! You bring up many good points that are just yada yada’d away. Good stuff, funny 😆
Just rewatching this. I think this was the first pitch meeting I ever saw you not smile in and that makes me laugh even harder.
The way we all agree Rosalie's entire backstory would've made way more of an interesting movie
it would've been awesome to have movies for everyone's back stories.....but no.....nothing 🙄
but it's still in the twilight universe :P
Because she's one of the vampires, sir, I'm almost sure of it!
@@Chicxulubs it's a GREAT movie
How about between each movie they make the backstory one character at a time. Alternate book movie ,backstory movie, backstory movie.
Best part 😆
"... and Jacob gets to hook up with the child that he raised."
"Money, money, money, money." 😑😑
he wanted to distract himself 😂
@@animesloversunited9069 he needed to. Lol
7:51 the technicalities of werewolf junk, and Producer Guy getting alllll the way off Script Guy's back 😂LIke Jacob's shirt
"... ... I don't like that." Single best reaction in the entire Pitch Meetings series.🤣
Edit: I stand corrected - "... ... What are we doing here, man?"
So they keep killing Vampires by ripping their heads off, but when Edward wants to die, he has to go to Venice or something?
Exactly.
Amazing!
Well Edward is one of the main characters so clearly he's also special
@@oncerand_directioner Oh being special because you are a main character is tight!
That would've been super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
I don't remember the movies at all but from the whole vampire fiction: vampires of the same clan can't hurt(or kill) each other, so he needs to go to another clan and ask them to kill him. Well don't quote me on that, but in several vampire stories I read this seems to be a recurring theme.
"Pooped his pants and wondering if she noticed", I'm dead.
“Wondering”
RPI
I think this is the finest Pitch Meeting Rayan has ever done, Nails everything about Twilight. Fantastic work Ryan.
One of the best for sure. Up there with Home Sweet Home Alone, The Polar Express, Star Wars Holiday Special ... a few others.
Cats is also great
18:57 Lost it at the spooky skeleton reference hahahahah, too funny.
We gotta appreciate that he actually watched and suffered through all the movies to make this.
Public service.
I can imagine him sitting in cinema and from time to time repeating to himself with eyes closed: "Money, money, money, money... " while watching saga of nonsense and stupidity! 😂
I even read the books bach when I was a teenager. I read everything back then. They were kind okay, tho. Well written, so it wasn't that bad.
@@Levi_is_Smol I disagree. I read Twilight because of the hype and the author can't describe action very well. She also lacks good characterization and I was surprised the movie actually followed the same tone instead of improving on the weaknesses of the book. They could have made the movie a lot better by deviating like what happened to other books turned into movies. But then I read Twilight not as a teen so I could see the flaws at once.
Also I feel his pain, I had to take my daughter and her friend to see everyone of these films, it was hell, Only one worse was something called Pokemon, I had no freaking idea then what it was about, nor do I now. Ugh. :)
The end was so spectacular...
"And that wolf is gonna go with the baby-"
"Money, money, money-"
"Im a writer" is prolly one of my favorites non recurring lines in pitch meeting xD
brilliant. just perfect man. when the last movie pitch started … i laughed non stop until the “money money money” line . i mean real uncontrolled laugh. i laughed the whole time but that part … omg
"You have to know that somehow worse, right?" Dude has the lyrics.
uhhhhhhh how that aint lyrics??
Gorge Gonzales I subscribed to ur channel so please upload new content
The number of times they said "Because she's the main character" and "It's actually really easy. Barely an inconvenience!" has me wheezing!🤣
yeah these things are so deeply and fundamentally ... just illiterate
Hilarious almost everytime. Love it.
If they don’t have a t-shirt line they need one
I prefer the reason he justifies anything with "money" as the best part. The concerning thing is how often it gets used
They say barely an inconvenience once in every movie review. You're gonna be wheezing a lot.
19:39 - 20:03 The most sober I've ever seen the screenwriter XD XD XD
“I’m a writer!!” Lmao that was fantastic😂😂😂
Jasper wasn’t the youngest, he was older than everyone except Carlisle. He was just the newest to the family.
(I’m GENUINELY ashamed for knowing that...)
Best comment so far... Last part got me xddd
Don’t feel bad. If this wasn’t a shitty love movie, it would have /some/ potential
You lost your man card. Give it now
Yeah Edward was 109 years old..(er than bella?) so jasper, from the Civil War era must be older! And you are not alone.
Don't be ashamed, I know that watermelons taste like cucumber.
"Which one was she again?"
"She is one of the vampires. I'm almost sure of it"
Him being disappointed/disgusted is absolutely brilliant. And then money!
I love at 19:46 how the producer has got simply nothing left.
So true, the whole idea of Jacob wanting to be with a baby is just disturbing.
on every level.
Disturbingly romantic. It’s even more romantic than a hundred year old man breaking into a teenager’s room to watch her sleep at night.
I feel like Stephanie Meyers may have some issues.
lol, when you put it like that... However imprinting is more of "eternal bond and loyalty" which is usually romance, and it can also be that she doesn't like him when she grows up so he's just an eternal butler, which is also sad and disturbing to be friend-zoned forever.
Yes
Don't be that be that person roshiron.
"He helps raise her before they hook up." I believe there's a word for that that rhymes with wild shrooming.
Mild broom please?
I know what you're really talking about
I thought it would be hard to guess that but it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
A normal kid blooming? 🤔
Just me?... well that's a revelation...
Retrospective evaluations of pedophilic acts are TIGHT!
I have spent too much time on tvtropes. I was like “wife husbandry” doesn’t rhyme on- ahh right.
Not a native speaker. Mind telling me which word that is? (not joking)
If they had just swap the dialogue of the end of the second movie, and had Jacob ask her to marry him first, and then have Bella ask him to turn her, it would have actually been a pretty good Cliffhanger ending
19:34 - The long awkward silence got me so good!
"So the wolf man will raise the baby then sleep With the it and our teenage audience will pay to come see this"
killed me
“Did this movie just get good?”
Well, no.
More like:
Well yes, but actually no. 😂
Producer guy: "So it's like Romeo & Juliet ... except just awful."
This is one of the best pitch meeting cuz we can see Ryan acting range from broken/sad to instanlly hype and ecstatic
Fun fact: If you whisper "money" in a producer's ear a few times while you're reading them a potential script, your chance of being accepted goes up by 80%
So if I’m sending a producer a script I’m writing the word “money” on ever corner of each page
@@elijahaitaok8624 Or do like James Cameron for the Aliens movie, he just put Alien$ and they accepted it .