Ultimate X-Men Pitch Meeting Compilation

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @WebbanationX
    @WebbanationX 2 года назад +2207

    "He's just dead and nobody cares and I'm a big boy"
    Why does that hit on so many levels?

    • @The_Infamous_Boogyman
      @The_Infamous_Boogyman 2 года назад +52

      Bc that movie was the first real superhero disappoinment for 80s kids. Shame shame shaaaammmmeeee

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku 2 года назад +59

      bro, cyclops is one of the best x-men ever and they wasted him so much. F

    • @thefilmrookie3099
      @thefilmrookie3099 2 года назад +18

      @@The_Infamous_Boogyman there was also Spider-Man 3, Batman forever, superman 3,4,5 and Batman and Robin were all done before this.

    • @ayyyy.
      @ayyyy. 2 года назад +13

      Personally i enjoyed spider-man 3. I don’t know why as i can see why it’s really a bad film but it has so much charm in my opinion.

    • @Docta_Tma
      @Docta_Tma 2 года назад

      @@ProjektTaku F? Is that a character or something? It makes no sense in your comment bro! 😄

  • @SawyerSullivan95
    @SawyerSullivan95 2 года назад +1065

    "stretching things out is tight"
    What a fantastic display of wordplay. Use of language and tone of delivery here is high level creative

    • @brianstearns3692
      @brianstearns3692 2 года назад +20

      Now that we watch it again, it kind of seems like it has to be the original quote that has spun off into most anything being tight.

    • @Ronaldo-eu1nz
      @Ronaldo-eu1nz 2 года назад +1

      Finally its here. YES
      ruclips.net/video/GTHlCk7fEOY/видео.html

    • @berencoppin8995
      @berencoppin8995 2 года назад +3

      I was laughing about this one for a good while

    • @CharnelCrusader94532
      @CharnelCrusader94532 2 года назад +5

      its called good comedy XD

    • @CharlesChristinaWH
      @CharlesChristinaWH 2 года назад +8

      @@CharnelCrusader94532 oh Jean Grey is tight!!!

  • @RD-rm6qm
    @RD-rm6qm 2 года назад +4453

    “I’m a big boy and this is a serious movie” you’re a treasure Ryan thanks for all the laughs

    • @welfarebread4858
      @welfarebread4858 2 года назад +27

      Sports

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 2 года назад +70

      "He's just dead, and nobody cares, and I'm a _big boy!"_

    • @matematicaspanish8301
      @matematicaspanish8301 2 года назад +34

      - I'm starting to miss Mystique.
      - She's gone!

    • @putomkor1830
      @putomkor1830 2 года назад +13

      George R R Martin? He is a big boy and likes killing off major characters.

    • @RachelG1979
      @RachelG1979 2 года назад +7

      Super easy barely an inconvenience

  • @roseofoulesfame
    @roseofoulesfame 2 года назад +603

    "Is this a cheap wedding ... because that metaphor is thinly veiled" - perfection

  • @bookwyrm247
    @bookwyrm247 Год назад +252

    I loved the joke about the clothing. 😂 “His shirt disintegrates as he walks toward her, but his pants are fine.” Best description of all superhero clothing incidents, really.

    • @SA80TAGE
      @SA80TAGE 8 месяцев назад

      Aquaman takes his shirt off for no reason when done talking to Bruce too lol. I'm like" why though? and don't say to reduce drag cuz he still got his pants on!"
      Feminists would have you believe that's for the benefit of the straight male audience, because they'll never admit any women anywhere has lustful thoughts.

    • @deserthare1
      @deserthare1 5 месяцев назад +1

      To be fair do you want to see hulk's... ...hulk flopping around after he transforms and fights?

    • @Diffussy
      @Diffussy 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@deserthare1 yes

    • @corryjamieson3909
      @corryjamieson3909 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@deserthare1He's a Gorilla of biblical proportions.

    • @Kyozou10no
      @Kyozou10no 4 месяца назад

      ​@@deserthare1 That would be fucking rrraw

  • @pkmntrainermark8881
    @pkmntrainermark8881 2 года назад +1092

    "Isn't a wolverine like a wolf or something?"
    Funny, that's what Jackman thought when he was auditioning.

    • @pkmntrainermark8881
      @pkmntrainermark8881 2 года назад +34

      Wow, somebody liked this comment *immediately*.

    • @michaelblaine6494
      @michaelblaine6494 2 года назад +25

      I think that’s what they were going for…….it’s ok though,in the grand scheme of things we’re like maybe half of 1% or the people in the world who knows that so take 100% of this 👍 my friend

    • @michaelblaine6494
      @michaelblaine6494 2 года назад +4

      *of..🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @Iffy350
      @Iffy350 2 года назад +4

      Working sucks!

    • @erasedexistence4161
      @erasedexistence4161 2 года назад +5

      @@michaelblaine6494 unnecessary

  • @KombatGod
    @KombatGod 2 года назад +1583

    "His skin goes 'blblblbl' and then he dies offscreen or something, I don't know."
    Flawless description of Cyclop's death.

    • @wkatc007
      @wkatc007 2 года назад +19

      Made sense to me 😂

    • @Vegoata
      @Vegoata 2 года назад +23

      That’s what we’re going with

    • @MustertheBrohirrim
      @MustertheBrohirrim 10 месяцев назад +6

      Oh dang it!

    • @CodeguruX
      @CodeguruX 7 месяцев назад

      I just realized listening to recaps of all these movies that I kinda hated X-men a lot. And everything decently funny and entertaining happened in Apocalypse or maybe the first movie. I'm going to go ahead and drop Logan in the shit bucket (as it's a completely noncanon off-shoot graphic novel having nothing to do with X-men) along with the first two seasons of Picard with a plaque on it reading "What the fuck is wrong with Patrick Stewart?"
      Remember when he used to be awesome? Then he started playing old weak as fuck guy, the character. And apparently he's a Trump Derangement Syndrome sufferer so that apparently explains and excuses all the bad writing he contributed to. Honestly, when you get your wish of seeing the real life actor that was born to play Professor X actually play that character... turns out his career keeps going for a long time and you find out he's just a fucking liberal pussy cuckold. Now that Terry gave us Picard Season 3 (ie Star Trek: The End Forever), I think it's safe to let him die now whatever god or lack of god is keeping him alive way way too long.

  • @GeneDarrTV
    @GeneDarrTV 2 года назад +2149

    Watching the whole Pitch Meeting compilation in one sitting is super easy, barely an inconvenience!

  • @Air-ts7cu
    @Air-ts7cu Год назад +410

    Magneto trying and failing to stop the assassination of JFK, who is also a mutant, is the best pitch for an X-Men movie I've ever heard.

    • @geekgirl_luv4262
      @geekgirl_luv4262 Год назад +90

      It gets even funnier when you realize that another marvel movie says that the Winter Soldier carried out the JFK assassination, meaning that Magneto lost to a dude with a whole arm made of metal (yes I know they’re not in the same timeline but it’s still funny)

    • @aidanderson53X
      @aidanderson53X 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@geekgirl_luv4262this is great headcannon.

    • @rogueparadox5447
      @rogueparadox5447 5 месяцев назад +16

      It's even funnier when you realize it's the only time in X-Men history that Magneto fails to stop a bullet.

  • @cubsandculturemitch4250
    @cubsandculturemitch4250 2 года назад +1072

    I will never understand why "it croaks" wasn't the completion of "you know what happens to a toad when it is struck by lightning?"

    • @dashinhayes
      @dashinhayes Год назад

      Either that or just not say anything and just zap the shit outtem

    • @dapeach06
      @dapeach06 Год назад +316

      That's how the joke is supposed to end, but Joss Whedon wanted to show that he was a big boy and subvert expectations, so he ruined the joke

    • @allenstanley3418
      @allenstanley3418 Год назад +79

      I don't really get the hate for the line, I found it amusing.

    • @LostSoulNexus
      @LostSoulNexus Год назад +41

      Storm's Dad jokes

    • @han090
      @han090 Год назад +164

      Originally, the script had Toad asking "you know what happens when..." about several of his toad related powers throughout the movie. All that ended up being cut, so now the line has no context.

  • @victortisme
    @victortisme 2 года назад +3541

    Keeping the timeline coherent is super hard, a major inconvenience!

    • @MusicayMas.
      @MusicayMas. 2 года назад +39

      Actually it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @random-jn8ec
      @random-jn8ec 2 года назад +22

      Not tight

    • @itsyaboi9503
      @itsyaboi9503 2 года назад +11

      Oh! My god!

    • @Slade_Chill
      @Slade_Chill 2 года назад +27

      @@MusicayMas. wow wow wow wooow

    • @imdonglkr8131
      @imdonglkr8131 2 года назад +10

      Yea yea yea!!

  • @RaReVapory
    @RaReVapory 2 года назад +652

    Seeing it all in a row really shows how crazy they got with the X-men movies trying to keep it on the rails

    • @Cancun771
      @Cancun771 2 года назад +77

      They were trying to keep it on the rails?!

    • @Pandemia616
      @Pandemia616 2 года назад +6

      @@Cancun771 supposedly 😂

    • @Pandemia616
      @Pandemia616 2 года назад +37

      @@Cancun771 people always turn to time travel to fix their continuity issues but it literally never works 😂

    • @joaquinmuniz3055
      @joaquinmuniz3055 2 года назад +22

      @@Pandemia616 to be fair days of future past undid last stand and they could've left it at that but they just had to keep going

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku 2 года назад +9

      @@joaquinmuniz3055 days of future past altered future timeline looked perfect to me and I would've been happy with it left at that.

  • @keithdavison2960
    @keithdavison2960 2 года назад +687

    Would love to see a pitch meeting for the boys

    • @josephbassey1501
      @josephbassey1501 2 года назад +26

      I'm sure he's cooking something up on that

    • @Panurus_biarmicus
      @Panurus_biarmicus 2 года назад

      All the pitch meetings are for the boys
      ...

    • @josephbassey1501
      @josephbassey1501 2 года назад +8

      @@Panurus_biarmicus I see what you're trying to do here
      He should have said pitch meeting about the boys
      Sillygoof

    • @99baji99
      @99baji99 2 года назад +16

      A Boys Pitch Meeting would be super tight, barely get off my back about it!

    • @LivingGuy484
      @LivingGuy484 2 года назад +19

      I mean, he liked this comment
      So..... There's hope!

  • @guacca
    @guacca 2 года назад +61

    "Oh I didn't realize this was a cheap wedding [...] Cause that metaphor is thinly veiled"
    GOLD.

  • @troylambert1601
    @troylambert1601 Год назад +132

    the fact that magneto did not care what powers the Senator got adds a whole new layer of depth to this rendition of magneto. never would have noticed that without ryan george. accidently uncovering unintended character development is tight.

    • @officialmonarchmusic
      @officialmonarchmusic Год назад +11

      Apparently, there are classes of mutants. His machine might have been set to be more likely to turn him into a class 1 or 2 mutant

    • @Fenglang1
      @Fenglang1 Год назад +15

      ​@@officialmonarchmusicwow that would be even more telling. Magneto wants to turn everyone into "brothers" but only as long as they are not equal to him. X-Men: Animal Farm 😂

    • @officialmonarchmusic
      @officialmonarchmusic Год назад +8

      ⁠@@Fenglang1Lol I never thought of that. What I meant was that the class probably depends on the degree of mutation. So a machine probably wouldn’t be able to turn people into mutants of that degree. And even if he did set it that way, he may have only set it for Kelly. Especially if he wanted to make sure he survived. He probably went as high power as he could with Rogue and NY

    • @MustertheBrohirrim
      @MustertheBrohirrim 10 месяцев назад

      Stretching things out is tight.

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow 10 месяцев назад +3

      Tbf, I could see magneto being fine with that outcome. Either way mutants win

  • @Kern_ing
    @Kern_ing 2 года назад +595

    Rewatching pitch meetings I’ve already seen is super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @jerk1921
      @jerk1921 2 года назад +17

      Oh, re-watching old pitch meetings is TIGHT!

    • @bman8366
      @bman8366 2 года назад +7

      Wow wow wow... wow!

    • @Ronaldo-eu1nz
      @Ronaldo-eu1nz 2 года назад +1

      Finally its here. YES
      ruclips.net/video/GTHlCk7fEOY/видео.html

    • @CharlesChristinaWH
      @CharlesChristinaWH 2 года назад +5

      @@Ronaldo-eu1nz I'm gonna need you to get AAAALLLL the way off my back with self promotion on a video

    • @DylanKelleyVA
      @DylanKelleyVA 2 года назад +1

      Oh really?

  • @Onion_Smoothie
    @Onion_Smoothie 2 года назад +556

    "Does Mystique get her powers back eventually?"
    "Nah, she's done."
    ...
    "Aww, I already miss Mystique."
    "She's DONE!"
    🤣

    • @PhaTs00p
      @PhaTs00p 2 года назад +6

      Shes DONE! .... :)

    • @jarrodskufcagaming5203
      @jarrodskufcagaming5203 2 года назад +2

      @@PhaTs00p SHE'S DONE!!!!!!!!!!

    • @_Pickle_Cat_
      @_Pickle_Cat_ 2 года назад

      It’s a bit odd that you replaced the context with an ellipsis. BTW, you’re at 400 likes.

    • @_thechosen
      @_thechosen 2 года назад +1

      @@jarrodskufcagaming5203 He knows. She knows. I know. Everyone knows.

    • @jarrodskufcagaming5203
      @jarrodskufcagaming5203 2 года назад

      @@_thechosen lol

  • @ttthecat
    @ttthecat 2 года назад +263

    "He's just dead and nobody cares and I'm a big boy!" I actually spit my drink out at that line!!!🙌🙌 well done!

    • @Matt_Alaric
      @Matt_Alaric 11 месяцев назад +6

      Spat. The past tense of spit is spat. Hearing Americans get that wrong never gets less jarring...

    • @Urwrngshtup5791
      @Urwrngshtup5791 10 месяцев назад +7

      ​@Matt_Alaric shut up.

    • @Matt_Alaric
      @Matt_Alaric 10 месяцев назад

      @@Urwrngshtup5791 Make me 😂

    • @Matt_Alaric
      @Matt_Alaric 10 месяцев назад

      @@Urwrngshtup5791 Make me

  • @Colinkrauss1
    @Colinkrauss1 2 года назад +127

    “Flashing your eyes yellow when nobody is looking IS super evil.”
    Gotta love how Producer Guy is always a yes-man, even if it’s super silly

    • @mavortius8768
      @mavortius8768 21 день назад

      Kind of reminds me of the judge in Phoenix Wright whenever the prosecution says anything.

  • @joescomics7652
    @joescomics7652 2 года назад +118

    I just watched 48 minutes of two guys talking to each other about poor choices in screen writing,
    And I LOVED it!!!!

  • @The-Rest-of-Us
    @The-Rest-of-Us 2 года назад +95

    To me Pitch Meeting has become the official prequel to every movie.

  • @_Pikalika_
    @_Pikalika_ 2 года назад +229

    I just noticed how the older movies were "Magneto thinks Mutants are superior to humans so he wants to get rid of them" and in the newer movies it was "Magneto knows how humans react to other groups of people they don't understand and pin their problems on so he wants to get rid of them before it's too late, again"

    • @hoaithunguyen4473
      @hoaithunguyen4473 2 года назад +37

      Because he started out as just a bad guy and turn into a "good guy with a screwed up past so he did terrible thing but he's totally relatable and still good"

    • @NobodyInTheVoid
      @NobodyInTheVoid 2 года назад +33

      It's the same thing but with extra steps

    • @markamadeojohnson
      @markamadeojohnson 2 года назад +33

      @@hoaithunguyen4473 I think it would be more accurate to say he started out as an old guy and turned into a hot guy so we must make him a redeemable anti-villain so people can not feel bad sexually objectifying him.

    • @geekgirl_luv4262
      @geekgirl_luv4262 5 месяцев назад +3

      Both sentiments have always been a part of Magneto’s character and are present in both the new and old movies, but the new movies focus more on the latter because he is more of a focus in those movies, so he has a lot more character development and they flesh out his ideology a lot more.

  • @OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout
    @OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout 2 года назад +300

    Magneto walking free after committing atrocities is kind of the running thread through these movies.

    • @Nortarachanges
      @Nortarachanges 2 года назад +7

      I look forward to Dr. Doom being the same sort of unaccountable when he shows up ^_^

    • @melgibsonero
      @melgibsonero 2 года назад +7

      The only thing that's consistent between movies

    • @samferguson2991
      @samferguson2991 2 года назад +15

      @@Nortarachanges doesn't doctor doom get away with it cause he's literally in charge of a country, and also because he tends to use robotic stand in half the time?

    • @apeehimalayachand4869
      @apeehimalayachand4869 Год назад

      well he was jailed for trying saving JFK tough

    • @gingerkatherina
      @gingerkatherina Год назад +3

      That's because his boyfriend (Xavier) would never dare to harm him

  • @Flaris
    @Flaris 2 года назад +30

    Watching this makes me appreciate how he's only gotten better at this with time. Not that the early ones were bad, but they do feel like the comedic timing has gotten stronger.

  • @PaulRizzo
    @PaulRizzo Год назад +56

    As much as EVERYTHING Ryan does cracks me up, my favourite line after saying something terrible then being questioned by the producer is, “I’m a good writer.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @snazzydrew
    @snazzydrew 2 года назад +98

    "is this like a prequel or a reboot"
    "yes"
    LMAO

  • @AndThenShwarmaAfter
    @AndThenShwarmaAfter 2 года назад +56

    - "So then storm brings him home!"
    - "Ooooh?!"
    - "Not like that..."
    - "Oh..."
    i love this freaking dude lol

  • @LeoJay
    @LeoJay 2 года назад +100

    "we are going to do things a little bit differently"
    "uh oh"

    • @gfmol845
      @gfmol845 2 года назад +2

      The current fan´s reaction every time a studio makes the same announcement.

  • @Valineris_The_Phoenix
    @Valineris_The_Phoenix 2 года назад +110

    "Canada basically has a force field around it and nothing bad can come in" - nobody can convince me that Ryan Reynolds didn't write this line. 😂

  • @bodenlosedosenhose1590
    @bodenlosedosenhose1590 2 года назад +572

    Fun fact for language enthusiasts: Even though a wolverine is not a canine but part of the Mustelidae family that also includes badgers, weasels and otters among others, the name wolverine derives from the word wolvering, which is a diminutive of wolver, which does indeed mean "savage animal or man who behaves like a wolf", ultimately stemming from the name wolf. The more you know. 😁👍

    • @mackenzieharty3833
      @mackenzieharty3833 2 года назад +19

      Genuinely like this comment ❤🎉

    • @jacksonschanneljohannsen6478
      @jacksonschanneljohannsen6478 2 года назад +16

      Get off my back! XD

    • @jorgedeanoperez2997
      @jorgedeanoperez2997 2 года назад +15

      Then the Spanish name for him can finally be forgiven

    • @MrBjh00420
      @MrBjh00420 2 года назад +9

      Awesome info I love learning new things

    • @bollockjohnson6156
      @bollockjohnson6156 2 года назад

      This is foolish and untrue. Meet me irl I'll teach you the consequences of lying on RUclips. Imma finna teach yo bish azz about lyin, ya feel me?

  • @ThisICommand666
    @ThisICommand666 2 года назад +157

    Me: "Is this Ultimate X-Men Pitch Meeting missing X-Men: Dark Phoenix?"
    Screenwriter Guy: "Maybe it is, maybe it isn't--either way I'm gonna need you to get ALLLLL the way off my back about it."

    • @bhmayhem
      @bhmayhem 2 года назад +18

      Screenwriter Guy: "It doesn't have X-Men in the name"
      Producer guy: "But you included Logan?"
      Screenwriter Guy: "Ignoring movies are super easy, barely an inconvenience."

    • @DumbDrum
      @DumbDrum 2 года назад +14

      Heyshutup

    • @_thechosen
      @_thechosen 2 года назад +5

      Hollywood has been getting us all the way of its back for a while now.

    • @idraigirtm
      @idraigirtm 2 года назад +7

      Ignoring the existence of X-Men Dark Phoenix is tight!

    • @abduljah9355
      @abduljah9355 2 года назад

      10:07 Isn't this covered in the third pitch?

  • @jordancasti11o
    @jordancasti11o 2 года назад +228

    Watching 48 minutes of Pitch Meetings is super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @0promo
    @0promo 2 года назад +243

    "You'll be executed." The delivery of that line is perfect. Movie law is no joke!

    • @ryebread447
      @ryebread447 Год назад +2

      So good! And highlights the stupidity of the film law

  • @sloppyphart7879
    @sloppyphart7879 2 года назад +212

    I'm so glad I found this channel. It's basically what CinemaSins wishes they were and should've been. A hilarious critique on popular films with jokes that are actually funny and well-delivered.

    • @petermgruhn
      @petermgruhn 2 года назад +4

      The first few times.

    • @JerryMcB3rry
      @JerryMcB3rry Год назад +27

      ​@@petermgruhn I mean say what you will, but I've seen most pitch meetings and still love them.

    • @mmcmullen8543
      @mmcmullen8543 Год назад +15

      @@JerryMcB3rry the worse the movie is the better the video will be

    • @JerryMcB3rry
      @JerryMcB3rry Год назад +14

      @@mmcmullen8543 I mean not necessarily. There are several movies that I would call very good that I thought the pitch meetings for were hysterical.

    • @frankthepug9242
      @frankthepug9242 Год назад +7

      Cinemasins isn't bad to me by any means, but this channel is also amazing and I'm glad I found it.

  • @davidgoulding1386
    @davidgoulding1386 Год назад +7

    I found this channel three days ago and it has constantly been going on since then.
    Thank you for the wonderful work!

  • @TheArchangel911
    @TheArchangel911 2 года назад +319

    This Pitch Meeting has everything an X-men fan could ask for.
    The only thing missing is a Pitch Meeting for the animated series.

    • @MrJoshcc600
      @MrJoshcc600 2 года назад +16

      Witch one though.. og 90s one is good until s3 when they fire all the animators and writers and its suddenly hot poo

    • @JohnVaz52
      @JohnVaz52 2 года назад +6

      @@MrJoshcc600 exactly what he can address😅

    • @Kawa-Yuki
      @Kawa-Yuki 2 года назад +10

      This Pitch Meeting is actually missing something he forgot to mention how they left out one of the main/best characters Gambit and completely changed the ages of Rogue, Pyro and Iceman. But I totally agree he should make one for the original animated series. I think there are some other versions too like X-Men Evolution that would be pretty easy to pick apart as well.

    • @tigerbread78
      @tigerbread78 2 года назад +2

      @@MrJoshcc600 That was the final season (5)

    • @anthonyparker2674
      @anthonyparker2674 2 года назад +6

      No Deadpool?

  • @thehoerscorral8565
    @thehoerscorral8565 2 года назад +134

    "It's gonna be like I failed physics class" "That's probably gonna make it better" This never fails to make me laugh, thanks for all the hilarious videos both here and on your personal channel Ryan. 👍👍👍

  • @nori7249
    @nori7249 2 года назад +48

    "Attractive ghosts are tight"
    "Y e a h"
    How do you throw that so casually

  • @Bruhtatochip742
    @Bruhtatochip742 2 года назад +10

    34:41 I love it when "sir" has lapses of sarcasm and just directly states when something's terrible.

  • @T1J
    @T1J 5 месяцев назад +3

    i honestly like the idea that they made days of future past just to be like "shh dont worry about the timelines we're just having fun here"

  • @petrowegynyolc7108
    @petrowegynyolc7108 2 года назад +87

    Hearing Ryan's less measured, faster delivery really sounds like watching old PMs on x1.25.

    • @AEUDKIPLD
      @AEUDKIPLD 2 года назад +2

      Done it, really nice trick

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain 2 года назад +339

    Even if Nightcrawler transported in to save the child, he wouldn't have been able to use his powers to exit once he was next to the kid.

    • @TheAviari
      @TheAviari 2 года назад +12

      exactly!

    • @MatataMcCleskey
      @MatataMcCleskey 2 года назад +67

      WHOOPSIE

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 2 года назад +12

      So what? There are likes 100 plot holes beside that

    • @aliceramdom.s
      @aliceramdom.s 2 года назад +2

      right

    • @p.a.681
      @p.a.681 2 года назад +26

      @@bait5257 So what? Civil Villain never claimed that there were no other plot holes in the movie.

  • @blythepineda9929
    @blythepineda9929 2 года назад +37

    "My concept of reality is shattered and I don't know what's real any more" got me. 😂

  • @kraigpearlman3283
    @kraigpearlman3283 2 года назад +7

    "Thanks so much, large grey shape!" LOL has me dying!

  • @frankthepug9242
    @frankthepug9242 Год назад +9

    The origin story for why Wolverine's claws look so bad in X-Men Origins is incredible and actually makes sense given how terrible they look. Keep up the good work!

  • @victorwallsiii1674
    @victorwallsiii1674 2 года назад +58

    Every time Ryan says “I don’t knowww” it’s pure gold

  • @aripocki
    @aripocki 2 года назад +41

    "The hero's mind is off trying to complete a task while his body is being attacked by Sentinels = Matrix" is so surprisingly funny

  • @grandmasterace4785
    @grandmasterace4785 2 года назад +60

    The wink at 28:36.... That's a call back to the 100th episode of Pitch Meeting where Screenwriter guy promised never to wear pants while filming.

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 2 года назад +16

      You certainly know your lore!

    • @gfmol845
      @gfmol845 2 года назад +3

      @@thebatman4279 Knowing your lore is TIGHT!

    • @drsanjayprajapati1583
      @drsanjayprajapati1583 10 месяцев назад

      Yeah yeah yeah yeah​@@gfmol845

  • @justinchristian3374
    @justinchristian3374 10 месяцев назад +3

    Thanks Ryan, I’m just re-visiting the classics….bro, you just cheered up the end of a crappy day!…your vids never get old, even after a year….even when I know the jokes are coming!😂😂

  • @afcansf5996
    @afcansf5996 2 года назад +7

    "A crazy shouted it at me on the subway. Oh ok; as long there is a source" ROFL, that one really cracked me up.

  • @robreynolds721
    @robreynolds721 2 года назад +29

    “Stretching things out is tight!” Had me dying 😂

  • @N13J
    @N13J 2 года назад +150

    Just in time. I’m about to go to sleep and I usually sleep while listening to Ryan asmr. Another extended Ryan Ultimate is tight!

    • @spideykong777
      @spideykong777 2 года назад +11

      ryan asmr is something i need expeditiously

    • @Pluto624
      @Pluto624 2 года назад +11

      Wait, you go to sleep listening to Ryan George too? Neat.

    • @mr_lagerkvist
      @mr_lagerkvist 2 года назад +3

      @@Pluto624 me too!

    • @Pluto624
      @Pluto624 2 года назад +4

      @@mr_lagerkvist oh, going to sleep listening to Ryan George is tight! Some people may think it's hard to enjoy it everytime, but it's super easy, barely an inconvenience as well!

    • @mr_lagerkvist
      @mr_lagerkvist 2 года назад +2

      @@Pluto624 yeah yeah yeah

  • @avenger919
    @avenger919 2 года назад +41

    I love these long compilation videos. I have a hard time falling asleep so I just put one of these on and listen to it as I fall asleep.

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 2 года назад +1

      Samesies!

    • @vegasbeebi
      @vegasbeebi 2 года назад

      same here

    • @Daemonzword
      @Daemonzword 2 года назад +1

      Falling asleep while watching pitch meetings is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @javi8499
    @javi8499 9 месяцев назад +4

    This is my way of rewatching the X-men movies before Deadpool and Wolverine

  • @JoyaLewisTheMusician
    @JoyaLewisTheMusician 10 месяцев назад +3

    “They immediately shoot him in the gd face” caught me off guard omg 😂😂

  • @xse345
    @xse345 2 года назад +50

    " Stretching things out is TIGHT ! " - Ryan

  • @PurooRoy
    @PurooRoy 2 года назад +55

    The Producer Guy doesn't know what X-Men is, but he knows Dark Phoenix is a fan favourite comic series.

    • @alfalldoot6715
      @alfalldoot6715 5 месяцев назад

      He read every X-man comic in between movie pitches

  • @awesomeperson531
    @awesomeperson531 2 года назад +31

    Watching Pitch Meetings I've already watched separately and watching it again in a compilation is tight

  • @michaelfreedman1006
    @michaelfreedman1006 2 года назад +8

    I like the way you take my favourite movies, point out all the continuity problems and destroy my youth.... Love it. Keep up the good work.

    • @_ee75
      @_ee75 2 года назад

      You can still love illogical movies bruh :D

  • @ndouellette
    @ndouellette 8 месяцев назад +3

    "Solid burn on my writing abilities, because that one hurt my feelings"
    I felt that for him

  • @adilsongoliveira
    @adilsongoliveira 2 года назад +20

    "Sundried tomato that does crossfit" That was freaking hilarious :D

  • @xipheonj
    @xipheonj 2 года назад +42

    Legends say that they never made another X-men movie after Logan, for it was the perfect send off to the franchise's two most famous characters, and it's most beloved movie.

    • @whocares9033
      @whocares9033 2 года назад

      More like Logan was such hot garbage that they just didn't want to bother any more
      Seriously, Logan sucked major ass

    • @DreamingDarlin
      @DreamingDarlin 2 года назад +1

      Let's not hold our breath though.

  • @theonlybigmorg
    @theonlybigmorg 2 года назад +59

    pitch meetings that come 4 days earlier than expected are tight!

    • @tigerbread78
      @tigerbread78 2 года назад +2

      A new one should still be up on Thursday

    • @richtaylor4780
      @richtaylor4780 2 года назад +2

      Getting it out that early must have been really difficult?

    • @petesancer9317
      @petesancer9317 2 года назад +3

      @@richtaylor4780 super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @boyankovachev7982
      @boyankovachev7982 2 года назад

      It's just a compilation, mate

    • @petesancer9317
      @petesancer9317 2 года назад +1

      @@boyankovachev7982 compilations are tight!

  • @influence4200
    @influence4200 7 месяцев назад +2

    "Stretching things out is tight" hahaha😂 those type are some of my favorite lines

  • @anthonysbarra2487
    @anthonysbarra2487 5 месяцев назад +1

    "That one hurt my feelings"
    "Fantastic"
    Had me dying 😅

  • @bySterling
    @bySterling 2 года назад +8

    “That one hurt my feelings” “Fantastic!” 😂

  • @MrCrisisZ
    @MrCrisisZ 2 года назад +113

    Amazing how over time and experiences Ryan's delivery has evolved and became on point where his jokes are still the same, but they hit so much harder now. It's like watching an amateur vs a pro with the new videos lol. Almost hard to watch the old videos

    • @SnoopyReads
      @SnoopyReads Год назад +3

      Tighting up your delivery is Tight

    • @ClassyCorgi
      @ClassyCorgi Год назад +1

      @@SnoopyReadsWow wow wow wow…
      Wow.

    • @headlessspaceman5681
      @headlessspaceman5681 Год назад +2

      It's not hard to watch the old videos, in fact it's barely an inconvenience with autoplay.

  • @mamacito1795
    @mamacito1795 2 года назад +37

    Mind blown...storm had an accent in the first movie!?!?! I have literally never noticed.

    • @jeffallen55
      @jeffallen55 2 года назад +6

      She intermittently did, yes

    • @mamacito1795
      @mamacito1795 2 года назад +2

      @@jeffallen55 what accent was it supposed to be?

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 2 года назад +13

      @@mamacito1795 Kenya in Africa which is where she’s from. They don’t even say her real name Ororo until the third film. These movies did not give a fuck about characters not named Wolverine, Professor X and Magneto.

    • @mamacito1795
      @mamacito1795 2 года назад +1

      @@li-limandragon9287 aaah I do remember that being in the comic books, had no idea they tried it in the film!!

  • @kimichan5
    @kimichan5 Год назад +11

    “This movie is gonna take place in the past.”
    “Oh so it a prequel or a reboot?”
    “Yes.”
    Nailed it! 😂

  • @larkinnorred8356
    @larkinnorred8356 6 месяцев назад +2

    I watch these videos when I need anything to make me happy thank you

  • @neomoscoso10
    @neomoscoso10 2 года назад +41

    Compilations are super easy and tight!

  • @oborze
    @oborze 2 года назад +27

    Rewatching pitch meetings is tight!

  • @VagusDoc
    @VagusDoc 2 года назад +6

    10:15 -
    “That’s right but we’re going to do it a little differently.”
    “Uh oh!”
    Fell out of my chair

  • @BrianDurstMusic
    @BrianDurstMusic 2 месяца назад +1

    "Nope, they shot him in the god damn head"
    I was NOT READY for that narration lol

  • @jamesfromthecomputer
    @jamesfromthecomputer 2 года назад +40

    “So you have an X-men prequel reboot sequel script for me” lmao Ryan is a better writer than everyone who wrote all the X-men movies combined

  • @JimmmyRaynor
    @JimmmyRaynor 2 года назад +95

    oh God he's doing the full series! this is going to be way more entertaining than the movies

    • @mgtowdadYouTubeSucksCoxks
      @mgtowdadYouTubeSucksCoxks 2 года назад +1

      @@EEEEEEEE false.

    • @erikhermansen3431
      @erikhermansen3431 2 года назад +1

      No dark Phoenix. No new mutants. No Deadpool.

    • @JimmmyRaynor
      @JimmmyRaynor 2 года назад

      @@erikhermansen3431 yeah Disney is better off knowing nothing about this

    • @mgtowdadYouTubeSucksCoxks
      @mgtowdadYouTubeSucksCoxks 2 года назад

      @@erikhermansen3431 I wish this was the truth in reality, not just of remakes. If they would not have made those movies, X-Men as a genre may not have been ruined to this day.

    • @PrinceIsot
      @PrinceIsot 2 года назад +1

      @@mgtowdadRUclipsSucksCoxks Deadpool?

  • @kickdogseal
    @kickdogseal 2 года назад +28

    Ryan watches movies so we don’t have to. This is a great contribution to humanity. 😂

  • @Gamerguy-ud1zo
    @Gamerguy-ud1zo 2 года назад +99

    Interesting fact about that storm quote before she kills toad. Originally that was actually something toad said throughout the movie, but was cut for reasons so her saying it at that moment was actually supposed to be her mocking toad before he died.

    • @schmucknorris2672
      @schmucknorris2672 Год назад +6

      Which of those lines would toad have "said throughout the movie"?

    • @Gamerguy-ud1zo
      @Gamerguy-ud1zo Год назад +8

      @@schmucknorris2672 not exactly sure right now, supposedly it was a series of rhetorical questions he would use to taunt his opponent in earlier cuts.

    • @officialmonarchmusic
      @officialmonarchmusic Год назад +8

      @@schmucknorris2672 Toad would've jokingly (and arrogantly) said "You know what happens when a toad does __?" "____ happens" throughout the movie, and Storm would have been throwing it back in his face

  • @danielwatcherofthelord1823
    @danielwatcherofthelord1823 2 года назад +2

    "Yeah yeah yeah!!!" Oh my that was hilarious! Also when he says "whoopsi!" Geez you are hilarious!

  • @mixedmarcusarts
    @mixedmarcusarts 2 года назад +17

    The ”working sucks!” Line gets me every time

  • @Synfuls
    @Synfuls 2 года назад +10

    Seen them all but I'll rewatch them in a supercut. Why not? Sitting for extended cuts is tight.

  • @benjaminelliott6361
    @benjaminelliott6361 2 года назад +10

    "How will we include the Dark Phoenix Pitch?" "It's super easy, barely an inconvenience. We won't." (Yellow flash from Pitch Guy's eyes.)

  • @MrRichieRides
    @MrRichieRides 2 года назад +5

    2:33 “Ohhh stretching things out is tight” that’s the best “is tight” phrase of all of them and I forgot all about it until now THIS is why I always rewatch lovable content!!! 😂😂😭❤️

  • @Baysidemom2
    @Baysidemom2 Год назад +6

    please Ryan, I'm BEGGING you, do Pitch Meetings for the Night at the Museum trilogy. you would kill it. I've requested it so many times 😂

  • @MarcusHCrawford
    @MarcusHCrawford 10 месяцев назад +1

    Love these so much.
    “Barely an inconvenience” is the best catchphrase ever.

  • @hrizonsdebbie
    @hrizonsdebbie 2 года назад +99

    Ever notice that Ryan's characters have way more backstory and development than pretty much every character in every movie?

  • @DustinBarlow8P
    @DustinBarlow8P 2 года назад +12

    You know I forgot about the Wolverine War stuff, but now I am reminded, it sounds pretty freaking awesome...

  • @carlorenneraraujo
    @carlorenneraraujo 2 года назад +13

    "a very angry flippy lady" is a great pitch for a movie on its own

  • @kilamppl15
    @kilamppl15 4 месяца назад +1

    "Oh is this like a prequel or a reboot?" ... ".....yes" lmao

  • @trashwebsite_user01
    @trashwebsite_user01 2 месяца назад +2

    5:54 Omg im an ESL person n after listening to this for the 20th time... i finally get the 'Cheap Wedding' joke... 😂 its because the Bride was thinly veiled... just like the metaphor... it took me so long to understand but now i get it n i cant stop laughing at this Idiom. Who came up with this? 🤣

  • @JosephAFischer
    @JosephAFischer 2 года назад +9

    “Stretching things out is TIGHT” 🤣

  • @Jenifer_R_
    @Jenifer_R_ 2 года назад +14

    I googled Wolverines, and Hugh Jackman's hairstyle is suddenly super adorable.
    ~ 43:17 ~ Throwing in an existential crisis is tight!

  • @hitendra_singh
    @hitendra_singh 2 года назад +13

    I love how they didn't even bother to add Dark Phoenix in the compilation 😂

  • @BradyWalsh666
    @BradyWalsh666 11 месяцев назад +1

    I've watched all of the pitch meeting compilations, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @brandonnewby1288
    @brandonnewby1288 7 месяцев назад +3

    Watching the first few and Ryan George, not bobbing his head to "inconvenience." is weird... 😂😂

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 2 года назад +16

    "Oh, creating convoluted timelines and retconning character arcs is TIGHT!"

  • @paradox7358
    @paradox7358 2 года назад +7

    Compilation videos makes watching Pitch Meetings super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @TrollerfromMY
    @TrollerfromMY 2 года назад +18

    This whole xmen pitch meeting just make me realise how every xmen movie could had end very quickly because of superpower

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 2 года назад +1

      They barely use any cool powers in these movies compared to even the cartoons.

  • @gudska10
    @gudska10 2 года назад +34

    To be fair, storm's line about lightning, was supposed to play off toad's repeated lines about what happens to a toad, that were cut off in later production.

    • @kjgoebel7098
      @kjgoebel7098 Год назад +9

      Oh wow, two decades later that suddenly makes more sense.

    • @jasonduvall5467
      @jasonduvall5467 Год назад +1

      Darth maul. Vs Catwoman

  • @reedr7142
    @reedr7142 8 месяцев назад +1

    Omg that first X-Men video is one of the best I’ve ever seen in the 100+ I’ve watched from you.
    Editing this, because the second video is just as good.
    Have to edit again, based on him falling asleep in the 4th video. This guy is funnier than most comedians I’ve seen.