Ultimate Jurassic Park Pitch Meeting Compilation
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- Опубликовано: 13 май 2024
- Step inside the Pitch Meetings that brought you these Jurrasic Park in a Jurassic-sized compilation!
00:00 Jurassic Park
05:09 The Lost World: Jurassic Park
10:39 Jurassic Park III
17:37 Jurassic World
23:44 Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
30:27 Jurassic World Dominion Pitch Meeting
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I like how dinosaurs leaving the island and entering the main land has happened no less than 3 times in this franchise and it is literally never the main plot
To be fair, they needed some time to escape to the outside world, and be noticed. Those 40 ish dinosaurs that escaped weren't the only dinosaurs that escaped in the entire franchise, after all.
Islands aren't the real world?
@@howlrichard1028 S/he meant that the dinosaurs have escaped through the fourth wall and are currently terrorizing the producers and their families.
@@Liam-qr7zn good, maybe that'll teach 'em to add more feathers next time lol
None of that happens in the books. They wrote that whole mainland thing just for the movies
"Why not call it Cretaceous Park?"
"Because that sounds stupid and I hate it"
I think that is the best and most concise argument script guy has ever made, period.
It's also funny, because they came up with Camp Cretaceous years later, and that is actually a great name.
Bruh I died at “it’s just a plane crash sir, it’s an action movie that’s how planes get to the ground” it’s so true though 🤣
😂😂😂😂
It is true 😂
It's literally the same thing as in every Halo game.
@@Khaos768oddly true
Fair enough!! BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
I love how Owen in these movies is just immune to extreme temperatures. The dude runs through a pyroclastic flow and dunks into a frozen lake and walks both of them off like it's no big deal.
Owen's dna is spliced with tardigrade dna CONFIRMED
He was in the Navy!!!
He was in the Navy, AND 🤫 I heard he is the son of a celestial named EGO. 😐🤣
@@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 And yet somehow, he forgets to use his space suit when he needs to float through the vacuum of space.
Barely an inconvenience!
When you string these together like this it really highlights how far off the rails this franchise has gone.
Even the first one was "bullshit for little kids." ...But you're 100% right to note that they're really plumbing the depths in the "sequels."
And then navy man chokes a Dinosaur 🦕
I mean in all fairness, the movies were never really on the rails to begin with
The first one had the groundbreaking cgi, but even then I wasn’t interested. So I can’t for the love of god understand how any of the sequels made money. It’s mind blowing anyone would go and watch these dinosaur turds of movies.
The first two movies were good because they were based on the two books written by Michael Crichton, but by the third movie the director had changed and they no longer had a book to go off of, cue the spiral downwards towards ‘Dominion’ 😒
I love these compilations, they really show Ryan slowly getting better and more used to talking to himself
@@milesbismarck You can see in a number of the earlier skits he is quite wooden. He is far more animated in newer skits. These aren't negative attacks on Ryan. You have to get into the groove of your project, you learn what works and what doesn't, and that can only be achieved by doing it. I think he has created a brilliant sketch.
This guy clearly doesn't recognize these are two separate people
All i see is producer guy and writer guy getting more chemistry
I actually like his earlier style better; it has a unique charm to it, and it hadn't become a parody of itself yet
Hey, shut up.
"Abrupt endings are ti-"
You had me cracking up there Ryan XD Well done
Same 😂😂😂😂😂
Sam-
Ok
Watching these in order back-to-back really shows how small any "flaws" in the first movie were compared to what would come later.
while some flaws coulkd be easi;ly solved with an extra secpond, what if during the final raptor scene in the hallway in JP1, the pan of the camera goes over one of those watercooler liek things at a wall and it riplples, but the characters dont see it as they are fully focused on 3 raptors
The first movie worked because of how closed off the setting was. It was simple and it was great. But the others go way to hard on the spectacle and trying to be big. Not helped out by the not interesting characters and dozens of questions one can make and any movie outside of the first one is dead on arrival.
This is literally the only channel I don't mind repackaging old content.....it's just soooooo goood
Breadless Ryan is something you don't see quite often.
God knows you cant just click the old videos…. 🤦♂️
@@somerandolad At yeast we know he can grow one!
'Mastodons, definitely MASTODONS next time'!
😂😂😂😂 thank you HISHE
It's ridiculous how many times I've watched all the pitch meetings, mainly because I'm constantly fiendin' for new pitch meetings.
The "Why? - Unclear - That works" gets me every time.
"what kind of idiot makes a video talking to himself for entertainment..." Ryan you are and continue to be nothing short of brilliant! 🤣🤣💚💚💚
I definitely replayed that moment!
And I watched this several times but only just noticed he looks directly at camera right after that part.
I came here to look for this comment! 👍
Yes I know right! ..he looked straight at camera after saying that😂😂😂
1:46
I love how the writer guy get more and more deranged. It goes from "I don't know" to "STOP ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS"
I like "I need you to get ALL the way off my back"
“heyshutup”
"Thats what I seem to have written here"
1:50 I always love the simple/subtle fourth wall breaks.
That shot ends with Ryan looking directly into the camera
Yeeees the head turn was great haha
Noticable yet very subtle. Amazing
Just wanted to point the same detail ^^ It's my favourite type of humor in his videos.
He looked into my soul.
It's pretty impressive that he can land the same jokes over and over and keep us laughing.
Some jokes may get old with repetition, but others get better by giving you something to expect and then delivering it.
Artfully repetitive jokes are TIGHT!
Pointing out the plot holes will never get old
Repeating the same jokes over and over is super easy, barely an inconvenience
Every new video I can't help but think "wow wow wow. wow."
16:56 "Oh!! We didn't realize you were also raptors!" Hahaha! The raptor's head movement gets me every time!
I love how this so perfectly shows how Writer Guy and Producer Guy have their characters refined over time 💖
And their beards!! 😆 I hadn't seen any earlier Ryan vids, so it was decidedly startling to discover Nonhirsute!Ryan in this first one...
@@anna_in_aotearoa3166Why are you talking like that
@@anna_in_aotearoa3166wtf is nonhirsute
Lol the timing between this and your video on how you can't stop sobbing like a 3 month old baby while watching "Jurassic Dr. Jones" is tight!!
“I’m gonna breastfeed him.”
It sure is
One thing’s for sure: This park... It's suuuper f***in Jurassic!
Nah more like one that recently relied on placenta for nutrients and oxygen
*Hiss!*
“Giving birth to yourself is tight” has horrible implications for the Ryan George Cinematic Universe.
The lines, "Oh. Risking your life so no one sees your ding dong, is tight", and "So, so, so is it done now? Do you have any other short films you wanna tack on to the end of this thing?" and " So my assistant told me you wanna call it Jurassic Park I, I, I. Is that a Spanish thing or what?" were outstanding. Thanks for the many laughs.
The evolution in style between the Jurassic Park Pitch Meeting and the Lost World Pitch Meeting is crazy. Not only did his delivery get better, his hair even got way cooler.
I could be wrong but I’m pretty sure the Jurassic World pitch was filmed before the Jurassic Park pitch. He looks and sounds younger in the Jurassic World pitch and the characters were not as fully developed or insane yet.
Plus I think the Jurassic World one has one of the weakest jokes. Like yes, he is raising carnivores. Animal lovers with dogs and cats also get meat for their pets.
Oh, Sitting for long periods of time watching pitch meetings is tight!
_Yeah yeah yeah yeah_
Oh really?
My favorite part of the first movie was when he said “This park is SUUUUPER Jurassic.” It put me in tears. It was an amazing movie. 10/10.
This quote needs more love
"Well, I'm not joking." is probably one of my favorite Pitch Meeting lines.
I love seeing these because it really puts into perspective how much progress Ryan made when it comes to presentation. The tone is a lot less flat now and much more expressive. Really settled into his camera presence well
N.y ury was a 😂❤
Wow! Between the original and the sequel, that beard fertilizer really kicked in.
Fertile beards are tight!
@@chloeirnes 😂😅😂😅😂
henry wu had something to with it.
“Beard fertilizer” lmao I don’t like how that sounds
@@DescendingVelocity 🤣
It's crazy how at the start of Fallen Kingdom Money Lady isnt rotting in prison for causing the death of hundreds of people by delaying the evacuation of the park way too much
No jurisdiction exists to stop them. Apparently you can do whatever you want without laws. Living without laws is tight
Ha, people with money don't go to jail, don't be ridiculous.
Or is out of a job because of the class action lawsuitS.
She's rich
The clone girl also deserve to rot in jail for releasing the dinos in the 2nd movie
I love how producer guy and screen writer guy meet up off screen over the years and visit the same hair stylist.
Love how the guy at 8:58 is so scared he shines his own flashlight on his face and screams for three seconds before the raptor even reveals itself to attack him.
Yeah yeah yeah!
Perfect! I was wondering which pitch meeting compilation I should play while going to sleep tonight. Has become a routine. Watching pitch meeting before going to sleep is tight
It must be hard to fall asleep listening to Pitch Meetings.......
i watch the harry potter long one, that helps me sleep
@@jujucrock14 actually no it's super easy, barely an inconvenience! His voice is really nice and stable, so it's soothing to listen to when trying to sleep.
@@yak-piss Fair enough....
yes. then waking up at 3AM to watch more lol
I had to rewatch the Jurassic world pitch due to the fact I couldn’t get over “Jurassic Circus” 😭 😭 😭
The “whoops” and “whoopsie” are absolutely hilarious. More of these! 😂
"A big ol' sneaky lizard!"😂
_"And how are the two main characters of the pitch meeting aging?"_
"Inconsistently"
_"Oh, Whoops"_
"Whoopsy"
Ryan George put more effort into writing his skits than the damn Jurassic movie writers!
Way more. ...And it's not even close... 😂😂😂
I'm a Navy vet and a Geologist and can confirm my entire career has been based on our natural immunity to pyroclastic flows
The producer guy asking "what?" never gets old.
Do a Pitch Meeting for Shrek or National Treasure! I feel like those movies are perfect for Pitch Meetings. Doing this would be TIGHT
National treasure would be TIGHT!
Watching ultimate pitch meeting compilations is tight!
I said this in the Jurassic Park 3 pitch meeting comments; but the Spinosaurus didn't "Sneak Up" on the humans when they were at the fence, the reason they went to the fence in the first place is because they were lead there by the ringing phone, which the Spino had swallowed... Therefore, the Spino was standing there the entire time and they didn't notice.
W o w
Fine, but how the hell could they possibly hear a ringing phone from a distance inside a dinosaur's digestive system?
@@rome8180 *with an extremely thick hide
Oh wow, thank you for this. Poorly written things get really funny really fast when you piece together the logical order of how things *must* have played out… if given factual info.
And this is an awesome example.
Facts: The phone is in the Dino.
The phone ringing brought them to each other.
Ground never shakes.
So..
Something that logically now has to be true: The Spino was standing completely still for an extended period of time, and the characters do not see it, even though it’s humongous and like 200 ft away and they’re in a flat, treeless meadow, with nothing blocking Spino from their line of sight
The TRex being back in the cargo hold is another good one. If everyone’s dead except the TRex, that means it escape the cargo hold. But he’s in the cargo hold when they hit land, so the only available explanation is it somehow re-locked itself in the hold😂
Oh, doing Jurassic Park 2 days in a row is TIGHT! Compiling these videos must’ve been super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Wow wow wow, wow.
@@antonioarreola3097 well okay then
Hey shut up, so I wonder what the next Pitch Meeting is going to be.
@@KnuckleHunkybuck oh whoops
@@avimo2565 Woopsie!
OMG, I forgot about Jurassic Circus, with the big top and the stegosaurus with the clown nose. Brilliant!
I love how supportive and affirmative these guys are with each other's thoughts and opinions, it's really wholesome
This was a really fun look back at how pitch meeting has evolved and improved over the years, I've forgotten how all over the place they could be in the early days
The Lost World Pitch is one of my all time favourites, best Whoops-Whoopsie definitely 😂❤️ Genius work !!
The first Jurassic Park is one of my very favorite movies and I never thought about plant blood
Still a classic
@@chasehedges6775 It holds up better than Jurassic World, that's for sure.
It's implied to be fossilized plants in amber just like the mosquitoes. But it could have been made clearer in the movie to make it better.
Same!
Fun fact. The scene the T-Rex breaking through the sunroof was actually a mistake as it was not supposed to break the plastic and the animatronics was too powerful. the actors response was genuine fear.
This is the "Aragorn broke his toe" of Jurrassic Park
Haha, dang. Poor kids.
That is both hilarious and terrifying!
Mostly hilarious, unless you are HR who has to deal with the kid's agent/ parents 😂
This was proven to be fake news time and time and time again.
The blocking of the camera would seem to indicate that it was intended.
Love how he called himself out in the first jurassic park pitch meeting for talking to himself 😂
That was the absolute best.
What do you mean? I didn't see Producer Guy talking to himself... Or Writer Guy either. They just talked to each other the whole time. 🤨
1:51
That look. You know we love you.
I cannot explain why but the "yes" at 17:45 is really captivating to me the way you said it Ryan
17:43 The « Jurassic Circus » joke made me laugh for several minutes.
Watching a Jurassic Park Compilation is TIGHT.
The idea that anyone in the Jurassic World navy can just survive boiling in the ocean is the most fascinating world building from this franchise.
Yeah I can't wait until they bring back Owen for "Across the Jurassiverse" or whatever the next one is called and have him explain that day one of boot camp they are just lined up next to a volcano and pushed in. Obviously any recruit that doesn't return wasn't fit for service.
Oh seeing the evolution of Ryan through dinosaurs movies is TIGHT
Aw, the Screenwriter Guy and producer Guy getting more unhinged the longer they work in film is so accurate.
Ryan out here killen it. Love you man
@Avalanche Gaming Lol get out of here dork
@Avalanche Gaming joking is gay
I've never see any Jurassic park movie... but I feel like I was far more entertained by these pitch meetings
Count yourself very fortunate. Save your IQ points and skip 'em.
No matter how much I see these videos I just love how well you're always "talking" and "reacting" with yourself. Its so much fun to see certain responses that a normal person would give during a conversation. "He WHAT?".
The change in level of expression from Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom to Dominion is so great! The Ryan in Dominion and any recent Pitch Meeting is just hilarious lol seeing Ryan get more and more into the comedy of talking to himself and humorously attacking the ridiculousness of movie plots
Watching the compilation is super easy , barely an inconvenience
These were ordered perfectly.
"Yeah, after how the whole Jurassic Park concept goes in this movie, there's not much potential for sequels."
"SO, you have a Jurassic Park SEQUEL for me?" "Yes sir, I do!"
And seeing the change in performance from the Fallen Kingdom Pitch Meeting (where Screenwriter Guy and Producer Guy were still being developed) to the Dominion Pitch Meeting (where they had both become full-on over-the-top wackos) was marvelous!
The same writer who wrote the jeep falling down the tree scene also wrote the Prometheus scene where those two women dont know to run to the side to avoid the rolling ship
The Jurassic Circus bit is possibly Ryan's funniest sight-gag ever
The whole bit about the locked door gets me every time 😂😂
1:50 I love the 4th wall glance!
Very much me too!
John Hammond be like: "I don't WANT to cure cancer! I want to turn people into dinosaur... food!"
Watching you tear my favorite childhood movies (the first 2 anyway) to shreds has earned you my sub, sir.
*tear to shread, not shred to shreds
“Wow this park is super fucking Jurassic” 😂😂😂
Ryan without a beard is scary
Sorely missed Pitch Meetings:
- Tarantino movies
- David Fincher movies
- Memento (!! You did Nolan several times and it ALWAYS turned out great^^)
- Cube
- Blair Witch Project
- Lucky Number Slevin
- Titanic
- Cure for Wellness
- Sherlock
- Hellboy
- Constantine
- The Sandman
...
I love any and everything that Ryan George does, but I dang near die laughing at the end of Jurassic Park iii when he says, *"Oh, abrupt endings are Ti..."* 😆 🤣 😂 😹
I was trying to cry myself to sleep and got a notification about this Pitch Meeting. My tears turned to tears of laughter.
I hope you feel better soon; crying tears of laughter is tight.
Man, the Ryan timehops really means the Ryanverse is melding
Between Jurassic World 2 and Jurassic World 3 you can really see how much the characters have devolved into parodies of themselves. I still love it :P
"What kind of idiot makes a video of himself talking to himself and tries to pass that off as entertainment?" and "Jurassaic Circus" had me in stitches, which is what the plot desperately needed too 🤣
Rewatching the same pitch meetings again is actually super easy barely an inconvenience.
Yeah yeah yeah
Very?
Very?!
VERY?!?!?!?!
@@justinlast2lastharder749 Yea yea yeah!
"SUPER f*!*ing Jurassic "
He has amazing on screen chemistry with himself 😂
Trying to think how he keeps his momentum going is mind-boggling. The person reading across from him does a great job!
1:46 Lol, oh my god, that's hilarious. He was making a joke about himself. You can tell when Producer Guy looks at the camera after he says this.
Please do a pitch meeting on:
#1 - The Room
#2 - Birdemic: Shock and Terror
#3 - Battlefield Earth
I've been asking for the first one for nearly three years. Maybe if more people ask, he'll do it!
Ooo, Battlefield Earth… An epic terrible movie…
I'd love to see the Room one, but he'd have to do it as Tommy😅
@@Skipsul Probably the worst movie I've paid money to see in my life. Saw it as a kid and even kid me thought it sucked.
I saw Battlefield Earth for free & still felt ripped off.
I do enjoy these compilations, but there's the smallest bit of disappointment when I realize the notification is for a compilation of pitch meetings that I rewatched yesterday lol. Oh well, watching this compilation is gonna be...
WAIT! I know this one! It’s uhhhh….. Super hard very much an inconvenience!
TIGHT
@@NxtDoc1851 wow wow wowwowwow
If it’s not Thursday, it’s probably not a new Pitch Meeting though
Whoops!
The ding dong line in the JP2 pitch never fails to leave me 😂😂😂
2:55
" Well the kids don't know about the movement based vision thing, so they have a little *dance* *party* with a *flashlight* " lol
I love the absolute soulless way Producer Guy and Writer Guy can always just wipe away any of their concerns with thoughts of money. So accurate toward Hollywood.
“Ah shit another raptor not within our pack on our territory let’s get him”
“Hold on a second there Jim he’s very weird looking he’s got a voice box on the outside like it’s from a horror movie or something”
“Fair enough let’s leave this thing be”
Like a turkey mother with its "fixed action pattern." ...Except it 100% means they're not that smart.
I laugh every time they call the bad guy "Tim Cook" LOL
I love that with each pitch meeting, Producer Guy gets less and less sane.
7:12 that reaction for whoops gets me everytime🤣🤣
Oh my God, Ryan is good. I was watching these out of order, and in other episodes, he has most of a beard. When this first started, I actually said, "Wow. THEY are so clean shaven." Even in my own head, I thought of the characters as two separate people. That's talent.
You know, now I think that we need another set of Jurassic Park movies, but they contain many scenes of dinosaurs talking to the main characters in their dreams. That'd be a hella trippy time.
I kind of want to see that now. And then the dinos are psychic because life finds a way.
"You can speak into my dreams?"
"Yeah we've actually been trying for decades to talk to you but it turns out translating across species that existed in totally different times is pretty difficult."
"Why do you keep eating us?"
"Mostly to stop the screaming. You do look really delicious though."
"Anything we can do to change that?"
"Not really."
"....so uh.... Why did you want to talk so bad?"
"Oh shit, right, I forgot. There's another meteor coming."
The jurassic circus joke got me way more than it shouldve
#1 take away from this complication:
locked doors defeat Dinos 60% of the time, every time.
Next movie, no fences, no walls,
all locked doors.
Honestly, the most realistic thing about this entire franchise is the fact that the military would want to use dinosaurs in war.
Sure...but not remotely close to the way depicted in the movie. 😂
A single soldier with an IQ of 85 and an M4 would be more effective than any dinosaur lol
@@GeronimoPlazbut he dies a lot faster than any dino
@@RicoTonettiYeah, but that's true of any large animal. Like a hippopotamus, but you don't see a lot of them in military service.
...damn, now I want to see THAT movie. 🤔
@@coyoteone6197 me tooo
This channel is one of the best things I have ever seen. Great comedy writing and editing is TIGHT!
Does anyone else goes to sleep hearing Pitch Meeting videos, last night I fell sleep hearing this one.
The short discussion over how locks work is one of my favourite moments
Ryan, I hope you know that you are loved.. over here enjoying stuff I’ve already seen just for the sake of the algorithm…do a super compilation…let’s prove that you can hold people’s attention for 3 solid hrs, we’re gonna get your Canadian ass into the next lord of the rings movie!! All jokes aside, I dig the evolution, thanks for the continued excellence!
Are Ryan's two recent videos related on accident or intentionally?
I don't really know. But one thing's for sure: This park.. is suuuper f*cking Jurassic.
My absolute favorite line from this movie is “You know kid, I don’t really know. But one things for certain: this park? It’s super fuckin jurassic.” Peak cinema.
Wow! Seeing the face relatively fuzz free was such a great blast from the past.
ohhh-ho-ho, having all the Jurassic Park franchise Pitch Meetings in one place is TIGHT!!
Makes it easy to watch them. Barely an inconvenience.