There's lots of live action Disney remakes that aren't on this video, including Maleficent, Beauty and the Beast, and The Lion King. All of them have been awful, or far inferior to the animated originals.
@@Rocket1377 actually a large number have been enjoyed.... People love Maleficent which is why they made a second one and why they were kicking around a third and a tv show. Cinderella has been beloved for the outfits alone never mind that people liked the movie as a whole. Beauty and the Beast was well received. The Jungle Book; which was done in the 90s was well liked and then they did it AGAIN in the 2010s and people didn't pan it despite the fact that the animals were flat (not as bad as the lion king or the little mermaid tho). People enjoyed the first Alice in Wonderland movie to the point they made a second that most didn't understand. 101 and 102 dalmatians were very well liked and many people only know Glenn Close FROM those movies..... You are WAY off base. Get off the hate train and get your own opinion. I can name more of their live action adaptations that have done well than you can name that have "failed".....
The funny thing about Pinnochio is Guillermo del Toro released his own version in the same year and it was SO much better. Disney has truly lost their way.
it's too bad especially because that was the only one that could have really used a live action version. It was the only one I was excited for and they ruined it.
There was a live action Mulan movie made in China about 10 years before Disney's live action debacle. It was a dramatic telling of the legend. What I don't understand is that I did have it on DVD, and it seems to have vanished, which makes me suspicious of some of my Disney DVDs.
@timothyjarman2308 Mulan 98 is genius because it starts as a musical and then HALTS it for the rest of the film when they reach the destroyed village It actually respects the audience to be engaged with the story and to take parts seriously without shoehorning inappropriate songs
@@4plus20isHappy I just read the translation of the poem and I don't see any superhuman powers there. It doesn't talk about how Mulan fights etc. at all actually. Only says that she gets all the promotions and is rewarded for her achievements (but not what those are exactly).
@@4plus20isHappy no? the original poem is basically just "a young women takes her injured father's place in a draft pretending to be a man, fights in several campaigns and returns home a national hero, when her friends came to visit, they where shocked to find out that she was secretly a girl the entire time"
@Boeing-777-X Rey is a Mary Sue by the general consensus of that term - Overcomes obstacles most characters in her position struggle with easily - Plot constantly bends around her at nearly every point - No stand-out flaws except maybe being a little impulsive and in-over-her-head (consequences for these are rarely shown, and almost always deflated) - Is a direct descendent of an insanely important previously established character with zero build-up to it (to add on, this is only revealed to sloppily justify why she's so powerful and quick to understand complex force abilities)
Well I remember when Disney preferred to make good stories that were well written, instead of pushing social/political agendas, if that's what you mean.
@@Midsomnyx If I recall correctly, since he's a veteran, Mulan's father might not have gone to the training camp, and just gone straight to war (to die). And if he did go to the camp, being discharged while being unable to fight could be considered shameful. They cared a lot about honor, and a soldier's honor is fighting for his cause. The father would probably be devastated and feel useless
@@onepiece013he would have definitely gone to the captain's father unit, and would have died in the reverse ambush they set. Without Mulan to cause the avalanche, the remaining force would have been wiped on the mountains too.
Of all the movies Ryan's torn to pieces I'm not sure any fall apart quite as badly as Mulan. Mulan did most of the work I guess, made it super easy . . .
Whenever I hear about any new movie that looks terrible, the only sense of excitement I get is thinking about all the RUclipsrs who will have fun tearing it apart.
@@killdano There was no end segment hosted by the guy from the thing I just watched, presenting a slide show of the thing I just watched, so I couldn't be too sure...
I always love when Producer Guy points out the massive shortcomings in Writer Guy's writing and logic. And Writer Guy just responds with: "Yeah, sure, okay!"
I don’t get the joke (maybe I haven’t seen it yet) but wasn’t Song Of The Sea made by an Irish production company? Cartoon Saloon or something like that? Goodness I LOVED that movie.
Just want to say, thank you for being the best way I've ever found to calm myself down when I'm having a panic attack, or distract myself when I'm ruminating about bullshit. You're basically my therapy when my therapist isn't available ❤❤❤
@@giuseppeparry1365 Ignore them, this dumb dumb has been going under and leaving the same comment under any comment with quotes in it so they think your comment is from the video instead of just being an actual joke you cane up with 😂
I know this is only a compilation of videos already uploaded, but the clips from Lion King while discussing elements of The Little Mermaid was just pure genius through and through.
I don't mind the live-action ones because they keep the copyright out of the hands of people who would make a Mickey Mouse or Winnie the Poo horror movie.
@RyanHaney55 genuinely better than having a horrible megacorporation maintain the rights to them to sit on and do nothing with until it's time to reup.
As a big fan of most Disney movies I hate that people continue to go and throw money at these live action remakes in theaters. Not a single one of these needed or deserved to be made and none of them should have done well at the box office. If you want nostalgia the animated classics are readily available. These were soulless cash grabs that waved something "new" and shiny in front of people who couldn't be bothered to put in their old DVDs or Blu-rays and press Play. Whether it's shot for shot remakes or pointless changes the end result seems to always be inferior to what they did with the original animated classic. Honestly the best thing to come out of these bland and soulless husks are these Pitch Meetings.
I despise that Disnoy has such a stranglehold on the films too. Remember the good Olde days when the movies would just show up on TV? You'd think they'd do that with streaming, but nah, they're gonna make ya sign up for their "service" specifically, then use your agreement to THAT streaming service to make you drop a lawsuit when your wife has a lethal allergic reaction at a Disney park. Yay! Family values™️
going to post to you what I posted to the other clown..... @Rocket1377 actually a large number have been enjoyed.... People love Maleficent which is why they made a second one and why they were kicking around a third and a tv show. Cinderella has been beloved for the outfits alone never mind that people liked the movie as a whole. Beauty and the Beast was well received. The Jungle Book; which was done in the 90s was well liked and then they did it AGAIN in the 2010s and people didn't pan it despite the fact that the animals were flat (not as bad as the lion king or the little mermaid tho). People enjoyed the first Alice in Wonderland movie to the point they made a second that most didn't understand. 101 and 102 dalmatians were very well liked and many people only know Glenn Close FROM those movies..... You are WAY off base. Get off the hate train and get your own opinion. I can name more of their live action adaptations that have done well than you can name that have "failed".....
@@龐礎 most people did which is why those movies made a TON of money and Disney kept going. People act like all of their animated movies have been hits but I bet you they can't name HALF of the ones that have come out over the last 80 years (because many were not that great). People make good things and bad things....just because they made movies YOU didn't like doesn't mean Disney is dying or has failed. They have a net worth larger than many nations and have been in this game a long time...there is a reason they are a household name AROUND the world and no one knows any of these hate train clones.
@@stillcantbesilencedevennow would just show up on T.V? ROFL you really don't know how networks work do you? They owned a lot of those channels or were partners with them and your parents were paying for them genius. Now they have a way to reach more people and more directly....... Also, you don't seem to be up on your news and that whole stuff with the terms of service defense was dropped by Disney and the family are moving forward with the lawsuit just fine. No one ordered Disney to drop it and many within the company were baffled that someone thought it was a good idea to even try that. Or do you think Disney is just some evil guy sitting in a dark room somewhere that controls all? 🤣
Honestly, good for you. It's been downhill for nearly a decade. After they clean house internally, maybe they'll have a second Renaissance, but I'm not holding my breath.
Haha. Same. Got fooled with the Force Awakens. I went with my parents who saw the original Star Wars in the theater. We hated theat poorly made disrespectful and derivative slop. Didn't go back for a Disney movie since.
"wow, I am so glad I didnt even give the trailer and even the movie a chance at all for Mulan or the new little mermaid. Honestly Disney has become so effortless, i dont even bother
That's not a real quote btw, it's just a rough summary of some concepts in his writings. The closest thing you get is when Frodo says "No, they eat and drink, Sam. The Shadow that bred them can only mock, it cannot make: not real new things of its own. I don't think it gave life to the orcs, it only ruined them and twisted them; and if they are to live at all, they have to live like other living creatures.", but obviously that's not a very useful quote for getting likes online.
It’s for that reason that was directly mentioned in the video here. Essentially, remakes, prequels, sequels, spin-offs, and reboots are “safer” and “low-risk” money, which means they’re more likely to get investors. As an example, a _Star Wars_ product has been basically guaranteed money between streaming, box office (if applicable), tie-in media, and merchandising. Ditto for some other major IPs. Thus they get green-lit over projects that don’t have that guaranteed money factor because that’s what the investors and execs want to see, and then those projects have a tendency to suffer during the making process due to executive meddling at all stages and the “well fix it in post” mentality. The meddling isn’t the “agenda pushing” stuff some folks complain about because you see the same thing happening in projects that aren’t pushing anything but have the similar origin of “this is an IP stone we think we can squeeze blood out of.” It’s also why some stuff gets so aggressively formulaic (for an example that’s not Marvel, see also rom-coms and Hallmark movies; this has been true in that area for decades). Big studios are also aggressively scoping out book series for fan-followings with contract potential. There’s an interesting recent video by Steve Shives talking about another development/issue: “Superfan” Focus Groups. Basically making focus groups entirely out of that 1-2% of the most obnoxious and noisiest fans who complain online and using that as if their opinions are as useful as a normal cross-sectional-sample focus group. “Hollywood responds to toxic fandom in the worst possible way” is the title.
The thing about Pinocchio is, Disney actually did already make a live action version. In fact that the was the FIRST movie they did a live action remake of in 1996.
Don't forget about the best version ever - "Gepetto" (2000) starring Drew Carey as the titular character and Julia Louis-Dreyfus as the fairy godmother.
@@4plus20isHappy I like the 1994 version of 101 Dalmations, it was good idea to tell the same story but to focus more on humans this time and make the animals behave like animals. It is interesting how limitations of back in the day made them thing outside the box to be creative
I recently learned that one of my managers also watches Pitch Meeting videos. We ended up talking ( while getting shelves restocked ) for over an hour about Ryan and how funny his videos are.
I paused the video on the part showing that “Cruella Reportedly Cost $200 Million” to make so that I could read what was underneath and, when I was done, tried to scroll down to read the rest…didn’t work…worrisome muscle memories are tight!
Hahaha that's great. I have done kinda the opposite to one of my students before: A 2-year-old wanted to move the PC's screen so she reached out and tried to scroll it with her finger. It's not a touchscreen, so it didn't move, but I scrolled the mouse wheel so she THOUGHT it was her doing it. I let her "scroll" happily up and down for a while and then started making the screen do the opposite of what she wanted. Oh, the frustrated noises coming out of that little one then were hilarious. I let her get "control" back and then took it away again after a bit. I was curious to see what she would do if it kept happening. On that second time, she just got down from the computer and went away to play with something else. Nice life lesson from a 2-year-old there: if something trivial is annoying you, you can just walk away. A lot of us adults have forgotten that.
Easily among the funniest 23 minutes of anything I've ever seen. The mispronunciations of Pinocchio nearly broke me. Straight up hilarious, downright genius.
“Compilations are super easy, barely an inconvenience.” “Oh, reposting the most obvious catch phrase over and over is TIGHT…and also super easy, barely an inconvenience.”
As the entire compilation taught us about Disney, stealing what other people say instead of having an original thought is super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Hey Ryan. I really love these. I have a few questions. 1. Have you ever thought of pitching a movie that wasn’t ever released? 2. Might you revisit the videos on your main channel the way you have revisited Pitch Meetings? 3. Why do you draw things when you revisit Pitch Meetings? 4. Do you do standup comedy? If not would you like to? 5. Is there a reason you’ve pitched Toy Story but not any of its sequels? 6. I really love when the pitch meeting mimics things the show does (for example, the spider footage in the one for Sharknado). Can you please do that more often?
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"So you have a money for me?"
Yes sir, I do!
“Yes sir I do!”
Sir, this is from Disney. It will cause you to lose money.
Oh really?!
“Well, sir, this is Disney, so one out of every 10 movies or TV series we make randomly manages to hit the mark.”
@@JacksonChadwick ohh making a fun and innocent comment unnecessarily political is tight!
'Do you think we might be missing the point of the original?' - Disney making every single one of these lifeless live actions
“I don’t care.”
There's lots of live action Disney remakes that aren't on this video, including Maleficent, Beauty and the Beast, and The Lion King. All of them have been awful, or far inferior to the animated originals.
@@Rocket1377 actually a large number have been enjoyed.... People love Maleficent which is why they made a second one and why they were kicking around a third and a tv show. Cinderella has been beloved for the outfits alone never mind that people liked the movie as a whole. Beauty and the Beast was well received. The Jungle Book; which was done in the 90s was well liked and then they did it AGAIN in the 2010s and people didn't pan it despite the fact that the animals were flat (not as bad as the lion king or the little mermaid tho). People enjoyed the first Alice in Wonderland movie to the point they made a second that most didn't understand. 101 and 102 dalmatians were very well liked and many people only know Glenn Close FROM those movies..... You are WAY off base. Get off the hate train and get your own opinion. I can name more of their live action adaptations that have done well than you can name that have "failed".....
I thought Beauty and the Beast was pretty good
the rest can go die in Producer Guy's house
@@DarthalasDisney bot
Oh compilations are tight.
Isn’t it difficult to make Pitch Meeting compilations?
@@4plus20isHappyactually it’s gonna be super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
@@harmonicajay91oh really?
They're the most derivative and shittiest part of RUclips. The almighty algorithm makescontent creators produce these since they're morally bankrupt.
@@craigrobbins2463 you doing ok buddy?
Pineapple Chai is my favorite drink / Disney character
I'm pleased that he didn't say chai tea.
I like a nice Pinot Grigio myself
@@ZombiewithabowtieMe too, but like for reals
@@ninja-mouse as am I. What even is the point or the joke in saying "chai tea"?) "Tea" is literally just your word for chai...
I am more of a Pink Coolio type.
(4:02) "Pinot Grigio" 😂
Love the rotating names!
Can't believe i am excited for live action Snow White pitch meeting. Rather than actual movie .😂😂
trashing snow white via pitch meeting is TIGHT!
Hey, that's how I find out about most of the movies I know about.
I’m sad we’ve gotten so few Disney animated pitches so far.
@@4plus20isHappybut the lion king one was so good
The Daily Wire is making a Snow White movie that looks pretty good.
"Somehow it makes me uncomfortable when you say that sir"
"AS IT SHOULD"
Probably the most entertaining things to happen from the modern live action remakes
Someone making fun of live action remakes and it being more entertaining than the actual thing is TIGHT
the entire point of disney is to fund youtube reactions now
The funny thing about Pinnochio is Guillermo del Toro released his own version in the same year and it was SO much better. Disney has truly lost their way.
I thought Disney had a cap on these old movies but that's just what happens when the millionaires gatekeep the entertainment industry
I really liked the Guillermo del Toro version. So glad something good came out of remaking something that didn’t need to be remade!
Ahh time where Disney as animation and storytelling compass, its gone
Eh, better, but didn't teach about bad behavior any more than the remake imho.
I will say, the songs in the Guillermo Del Toro version are awful
"I don't know" and "I don't care" seems to be the approach of Disney to most things these days..... Star Wars anyone?
star who?
"Star Wars? Well I don't know but also don't care, lets do it"
“Are you ignorant or apathetic?!?”
- I don’t know and I don’t care!
Andor is the best Star Wars product ever and it came from Disney.
And an arbitrary, "Sure ok."
Few more years they’ll do animated versions of the live action remakes of the animated versions
Created entirely by AI and it'll give everyone nightmares.
"Oh doing animated versions of the live action remake of the animated versions is tight!" 😅
@@warnerd79 “A movie within a movie within a movie?”
My brain hurts.
Hahaha oh this is gold
The original Mulan movie is my favorite Disney movie. The remake was terrible.
Yeah! Dishonor on Disney and dishonor on their mouse!
They're all terrible
it's too bad especially because that was the only one that could have really used a live action version. It was the only one I was excited for and they ruined it.
There was a live action Mulan movie made in China about 10 years before Disney's live action debacle. It was a dramatic telling of the legend. What I don't understand is that I did have it on DVD, and it seems to have vanished, which makes me suspicious of some of my Disney DVDs.
@timothyjarman2308 Mulan 98 is genius because it starts as a musical and then HALTS it for the rest of the film when they reach the destroyed village
It actually respects the audience to be engaged with the story and to take parts seriously without shoehorning inappropriate songs
"So you have a unoriginal movie for me"
yes I also saw this video!
“Yes sir, I do!”
They have plenty
@@killdano thanks, I was wondering if you were actually watching or just here posting comments
“Remaking movies is like a comfy, little safety baby blanket.”
-‘Clash of the Titans’ Pitch Meeting
Mulan 1998: A completely ordinary young woman who overcomes her obstacles.
Mulan 2020: An invincible Mary Sue with inexplicable super powers.
@@4plus20isHappy I just read the translation of the poem and I don't see any superhuman powers there. It doesn't talk about how Mulan fights etc. at all actually. Only says that she gets all the promotions and is rewarded for her achievements (but not what those are exactly).
@@4plus20isHappy no? the original poem is basically just "a young women takes her injured father's place in a draft pretending to be a man, fights in several campaigns and returns home a national hero, when her friends came to visit, they where shocked to find out that she was secretly a girl the entire time"
Here comes the "mary sue" guy. Let me guess, you also hate Rey and is a fan of Sarah Connor?
not to mention that it lacks the classic "I´ll make man out of you"
@Boeing-777-X Rey is a Mary Sue by the general consensus of that term
- Overcomes obstacles most characters in her position struggle with easily
- Plot constantly bends around her at nearly every point
- No stand-out flaws except maybe being a little impulsive and in-over-her-head (consequences for these are rarely shown, and almost always deflated)
- Is a direct descendent of an insanely important previously established character with zero build-up to it (to add on, this is only revealed to sloppily justify why she's so powerful and quick to understand complex force abilities)
I like how 101 Dalmatians is basically just The Devil Wears Prada
de Vil wears Prada
_just to stay on brand_
It’s the better of the lot though!
@@thatHARVguythat’s TIGHT
You mean Cruella, right?
Whoops
Man, remember when Disney was good?
I member
I 'member
when I was 8
Well I remember when Disney preferred to make good stories that were well written, instead of pushing social/political agendas, if that's what you mean.
Barely, by now ... 😥
"So, wouldn't Mulan's father have just been sent home?"
"...
"...
"...
"Oh my god."
Also… 20:47 “Aeeaaaou!!!”
That makes me realize the same is true of the original. Mulan was almost sent home, so wouldn't the dad have been just fine if he went?
@@Midsomnyx If I recall correctly, since he's a veteran, Mulan's father might not have gone to the training camp, and just gone straight to war (to die).
And if he did go to the camp, being discharged while being unable to fight could be considered shameful. They cared a lot about honor, and a soldier's honor is fighting for his cause. The father would probably be devastated and feel useless
@@onepiece013he would have definitely gone to the captain's father unit, and would have died in the reverse ambush they set. Without Mulan to cause the avalanche, the remaining force would have been wiped on the mountains too.
B-b-but then the story doesn't happen ... a-a-and money?
"Maybe time had a rough childhood, whose to say? Let's cash in!"
The power of one.
The power of two.
The power of Mulan.
_[10 excruciatingly silent seconds]_
The power of Muuuuuulan.
Go away
@@johnsmith-jq1uc You go away, the original comment was comedy gold.
I read it in Ryan's voice
Of all the movies Ryan's torn to pieces I'm not sure any fall apart quite as badly as Mulan. Mulan did most of the work I guess, made it super easy . . .
Not gonna take the bait…not gonna take the bait…not gonna-
People don't understand...the film was based off of the ORIGINAL LEGEND not the animated adaptation.
@@Flint_Infernoexcept it was nothing like the original poem either.
@@Flint_Infernowas the original legend very bad and terrible? because the movie they made was
. . . barely an inconvenience.
Yes! Now we can all complain on all live action remakes under one video!
Very exciting!😊
Makes it super easy, barely an inconvenience.
(Sorry, I couldn’t help it)
@@QueenOfTheZombieApocalypse Aw man, using Pitch Meeting catch phrases as a pun is TIGHT!
There's plenty missing from this compilation. Maleficent, for starters.
Complaining about all of the live action remakes under one video is TIGHT!
I'm always looking forward for live action remakes so I can watch the Pitch Meetings.
Whenever I hear about any new movie that looks terrible, the only sense of excitement I get is thinking about all the RUclipsrs who will have fun tearing it apart.
“What if flounder is not fun to look at?” 😂😭💀
yes I also saw this video!
@@killdano There was no end segment hosted by the guy from the thing I just watched, presenting a slide show of the thing I just watched, so I couldn't be too sure...
A pitch meeting on a sunday...even if it is a compilation of previous pitch meetings...is TIGHT!!!!
I always love when Producer Guy points out the massive shortcomings in Writer Guy's writing and logic. And Writer Guy just responds with:
"Yeah, sure, okay!"
I’m gonna need you to get all the way off my back about the bad writing
Hey so shut up!
I’m not used to being here this early to see a compilation of a videos I’ve already seen multiple times
I personally can’t wait for the animated remakes of the live-action remakes of the animated classics!
The Grinch (2018) is an animated remake of a live-action remake of a cartoon based on a book
9:30 The art of the dramatic entrance is not to be underestimated
Pine-o-key-ai-oh 😂
Pinot Grigio
Also… 20:47 “Aeeaaaou!!!”
Pink Coolio was the one that got me
I love how the writer guy keeps coming up with different pronunciations of Pinocchio's name.
It was absolutely hilarious, I was laughing so hard
Still waiting for Disney to remake Song of the South.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ooh boy, that one would be ... ooh boy...
That seems to be the one work they exercise common sense on. One of Disney CEO’s said it would never be on Disney Plus, even with a disclaimer.
8:30 was excellent 😂😂😂
I don’t get the joke (maybe I haven’t seen it yet) but wasn’t Song Of The Sea made by an Irish production company? Cartoon Saloon or something like that? Goodness I LOVED that movie.
Just want to say, thank you for being the best way I've ever found to calm myself down when I'm having a panic attack, or distract myself when I'm ruminating about bullshit. You're basically my therapy when my therapist isn't available ❤❤❤
"dropkicking dalmatians is tight" Never though i'd hear that used in a sentence.
Did the evil person over en eviler person feel like Biden v trump like Biden sucks but fuk trump is worse! Lol
"What made you decide on which movie to remake?"
"It was the answer I got wrong on a Disney quiz."
yes I also saw this video!
@@killdano I'm not sure what you mean?
@@giuseppeparry1365
Ignore them, this dumb dumb has been going under and leaving the same comment under any comment with quotes in it so they think your comment is from the video instead of just being an actual joke you cane up with 😂
Genuinely impressed with all the incorrect Pinocchio readings lmfao
“This is a superhero movie now.”
“Oop, those make us money!”
Ahhhhh back in the day when we were happy to be fed nonstop superhero films 😂
“After all, it is the year 2000, and X-Men just hit it big at the box office.”
Implying that we all didn't go and enjoy the Deadpool and wolverine movie Just a couple of months ago😂
@@4plus20isHappyget yo motherfuckin movie check
To be fair, Asian martial arts films are really super hero films 🙂
@@stephenshoihet2590 🤣🤣
I much prefer watching Pitch Meeting than the actual movies! This had me giggling 😂
I regret watching the Pitch Meetings, now I know more about the mess Disney has become 😢 welp! Time to dig a deeper hole to put my head in
'Lying to get out of situations' might be one of the most important lessons a child can learn.
Pink Coolio is my favorite Coolio.
I know this is only a compilation of videos already uploaded, but the clips from Lion King while discussing elements of The Little Mermaid was just pure genius through and through.
You'd think Disney (of all companies) doing live action remakes would be awesome, but they missed the mark by *that* much!
I freakin love the Maybeline reference❤😂😂 6:49
I didn't get it. Think you can save me a search and sum it up? Thanks
Who's Maybeline?
3:30 that expression was a legitimate jump scare. Absolute "Bilbo momentarily turns into a goblin to try and get the one ring off Frodo" moment.
Insanely stupid cash grabs that no one asked for are tight!
I don't mind the live-action ones because they keep the copyright out of the hands of people who would make a Mickey Mouse or Winnie the Poo horror movie.
@@RyanHaney55and they lead to pitch meetings 🎉
@@RyanHaney55how does the existence of the such movies affect you?
@RyanHaney55 genuinely better than having a horrible megacorporation maintain the rights to them to sit on and do nothing with until it's time to reup.
@@RyanHaney55 You think these greedy companies extending their ownership over humanity's collective culture is somehow a good thing? Wtf man
As a big fan of most Disney movies I hate that people continue to go and throw money at these live action remakes in theaters. Not a single one of these needed or deserved to be made and none of them should have done well at the box office. If you want nostalgia the animated classics are readily available. These were soulless cash grabs that waved something "new" and shiny in front of people who couldn't be bothered to put in their old DVDs or Blu-rays and press Play. Whether it's shot for shot remakes or pointless changes the end result seems to always be inferior to what they did with the original animated classic.
Honestly the best thing to come out of these bland and soulless husks are these Pitch Meetings.
I despise that Disnoy has such a stranglehold on the films too. Remember the good Olde days when the movies would just show up on TV? You'd think they'd do that with streaming, but nah, they're gonna make ya sign up for their "service" specifically, then use your agreement to THAT streaming service to make you drop a lawsuit when your wife has a lethal allergic reaction at a Disney park. Yay! Family values™️
I liked beauty and alladin tho
going to post to you what I posted to the other clown..... @Rocket1377 actually a large number have been enjoyed.... People love Maleficent which is why they made a second one and why they were kicking around a third and a tv show. Cinderella has been beloved for the outfits alone never mind that people liked the movie as a whole. Beauty and the Beast was well received. The Jungle Book; which was done in the 90s was well liked and then they did it AGAIN in the 2010s and people didn't pan it despite the fact that the animals were flat (not as bad as the lion king or the little mermaid tho). People enjoyed the first Alice in Wonderland movie to the point they made a second that most didn't understand. 101 and 102 dalmatians were very well liked and many people only know Glenn Close FROM those movies..... You are WAY off base. Get off the hate train and get your own opinion. I can name more of their live action adaptations that have done well than you can name that have "failed".....
@@龐礎 most people did which is why those movies made a TON of money and Disney kept going. People act like all of their animated movies have been hits but I bet you they can't name HALF of the ones that have come out over the last 80 years (because many were not that great). People make good things and bad things....just because they made movies YOU didn't like doesn't mean Disney is dying or has failed. They have a net worth larger than many nations and have been in this game a long time...there is a reason they are a household name AROUND the world and no one knows any of these hate train clones.
@@stillcantbesilencedevennow would just show up on T.V? ROFL you really don't know how networks work do you? They owned a lot of those channels or were partners with them and your parents were paying for them genius. Now they have a way to reach more people and more directly.......
Also, you don't seem to be up on your news and that whole stuff with the terms of service defense was dropped by Disney and the family are moving forward with the lawsuit just fine. No one ordered Disney to drop it and many within the company were baffled that someone thought it was a good idea to even try that. Or do you think Disney is just some evil guy sitting in a dark room somewhere that controls all? 🤣
- So you have a Pitch Meeting upload on a Sunday for me?
- Yes sir, I do.
- Oh wow wow wow wow
-Wow
I am so proud of being able to say that I haven't seen any Disney slop since The Force Awakens.
Awww your family must be so proud of you
Honestly, good for you. It's been downhill for nearly a decade. After they clean house internally, maybe they'll have a second Renaissance, but I'm not holding my breath.
Haha. Same. Got fooled with the Force Awakens. I went with my parents who saw the original Star Wars in the theater. We hated theat poorly made disrespectful and derivative slop. Didn't go back for a Disney movie since.
The learning brain at work. "Waitaminute, this SUCKS." 😆
That's kind of unfortunate, actually, because Rogue One was one of the best Stars Wars movies since the original trilogy.
So you have an original idea for me?
“No, sir, those are super difficult, very much an inconvenience.”
"wow, I am so glad I didnt even give the trailer and even the movie a chance at all for Mulan or the new little mermaid. Honestly Disney has become so effortless, i dont even bother
Sweet! Another compilation to have play in the background while I cook, eat, or sleep!
12:20 a villain origin story for time itself would actually be an original concept, Disney would never do that.
I frikkin' LOVE the " Barely an inconvenience" line thats in EVERY one of these videos 😂 so accurate.
"Evil cannot create anything new. It can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made."
- JRR Tolkien (I think)
Or Einstien or M L king, its all the same these days
That quote just hits differently these days than it did 20 years ago for me.
Kinda funny using this quote on a compilation instead of something new
“If we lose this war, people will put fake quotes on the internet and falsely attribute them to me.”
-Adolf Hitler
That's not a real quote btw, it's just a rough summary of some concepts in his writings. The closest thing you get is when Frodo says "No, they eat and drink, Sam. The Shadow that bred them can only mock, it cannot make: not real new things of its own. I don't think it gave life to the orcs, it only ruined them and twisted them; and if they are to live at all, they have to live like other living creatures.", but obviously that's not a very useful quote for getting likes online.
15:56 "That's right, sir, and it works perfectly, because that's what I wrote here." 😂
Kinda sad that 90% of movies nowadays are remakes, prequel, sequels or reboots of old movies...
Cuz money.
90 percent of movies you hear about. There is a lot of original low budget movies
Only Hollywood movies. There is a whole rest of the world including all the Indi movies made in the US.
reflection of society. Guess what, studios always wanted to make money but had to serve an audience that demanded quality. Not anymore…
It’s for that reason that was directly mentioned in the video here. Essentially, remakes, prequels, sequels, spin-offs, and reboots are “safer” and “low-risk” money, which means they’re more likely to get investors.
As an example, a _Star Wars_ product has been basically guaranteed money between streaming, box office (if applicable), tie-in media, and merchandising. Ditto for some other major IPs. Thus they get green-lit over projects that don’t have that guaranteed money factor because that’s what the investors and execs want to see, and then those projects have a tendency to suffer during the making process due to executive meddling at all stages and the “well fix it in post” mentality. The meddling isn’t the “agenda pushing” stuff some folks complain about because you see the same thing happening in projects that aren’t pushing anything but have the similar origin of “this is an IP stone we think we can squeeze blood out of.” It’s also why some stuff gets so aggressively formulaic (for an example that’s not Marvel, see also rom-coms and Hallmark movies; this has been true in that area for decades). Big studios are also aggressively scoping out book series for fan-followings with contract potential.
There’s an interesting recent video by Steve Shives talking about another development/issue: “Superfan” Focus Groups. Basically making focus groups entirely out of that 1-2% of the most obnoxious and noisiest fans who complain online and using that as if their opinions are as useful as a normal cross-sectional-sample focus group. “Hollywood responds to toxic fandom in the worst possible way” is the title.
The thing about Pinocchio is, Disney actually did already make a live action version. In fact that the was the FIRST movie they did a live action remake of in 1996.
Don't forget about the best version ever - "Gepetto" (2000) starring Drew Carey as the titular character and Julia Louis-Dreyfus as the fairy godmother.
There was also the 1994 version of ‘The Jungle Book’, and the 1996 version of ‘101 Dalmations’.
@@4plus20isHappy I like the 1994 version of 101 Dalmations, it was good idea to tell the same story but to focus more on humans this time and make the animals behave like animals. It is interesting how limitations of back in the day made them thing outside the box to be creative
The many different ways he says Pinocchio name is hella funny
I'd prefer a compilation video in which you add something, like an introduction, a funny drawing, or answered viewer questions at the end.
“What clips?” -Screenwriter Guy. Theory: the “clips” are Producer Guy visualizing the Pitch
I just realized I haven't seen these pitch meetings yet so they're new to me! I love how he had a different name for Pinocchio each time😂
“I don’t know…I don’t care” hahahaha got me laughing so hard. Literally the writer of every Disney remake
Watching Disney Pitch Meetings compilations about Disney Pitch Meetings I have already seen too many times is tight!
Its crazy how he somehow has all this footage of the real life pitch meetings of these movies
I recently learned that one of my managers also watches Pitch Meeting videos. We ended up talking ( while getting shelves restocked ) for over an hour about Ryan and how funny his videos are.
"Picklechiapet" gets me every time
1:07 Pineapple Chai
2:46 Pickle chia pet
"pinot grigio" is top tier wordplay xD
I can’t believe the Cruella movie plot is real.
"life being better down where it's wetter is tight" freaking killed me. That is hilarious.
Can we get a cloverfield pitch meeting
with lots of shaky cam.
Yes please!
@@tuseroni6085 A 2020s remake would be all vertical and annoying af.
"Pink coolio, pino greedio , peanut child , pi knock knock whose there" 😂😂🔥
Obligatory "Super easy, barley an inconvenience" comment.
Compilations? Yes, they are.
i LOVE how he keeps calling him different names each time lol !
This is the best that has come from the live action remakes.
The only thing better than a new video from Ryan is a bunch of old videos strung together for our convenience.
My Borat impression: 0:13
Omg with the Maybelline reference. "Oh being born with it is tight!" I died.
I paused the video on the part showing that “Cruella Reportedly Cost $200 Million” to make so that I could read what was underneath and, when I was done, tried to scroll down to read the rest…didn’t work…worrisome muscle memories are tight!
😂
I totally do that when people send me screenshots of things from Amazon and I try to navigate around like it's on the app
Hahaha that's great.
I have done kinda the opposite to one of my students before: A 2-year-old wanted to move the PC's screen so she reached out and tried to scroll it with her finger. It's not a touchscreen, so it didn't move, but I scrolled the mouse wheel so she THOUGHT it was her doing it. I let her "scroll" happily up and down for a while and then started making the screen do the opposite of what she wanted.
Oh, the frustrated noises coming out of that little one then were hilarious. I let her get "control" back and then took it away again after a bit. I was curious to see what she would do if it kept happening. On that second time, she just got down from the computer and went away to play with something else.
Nice life lesson from a 2-year-old there: if something trivial is annoying you, you can just walk away. A lot of us adults have forgotten that.
@@MandleRoss Not trying to be a jerk, but everything about that story is disturbing.
@@joeblow229 In what way?
Ohhh rewatching an entire series of videos I’ve already seen repeatedly is TIGHT
We need a “The Room” pitch meeting. Let’s make it happen.
5:01 "p'knock-knock who's there" 😄
"Drop kicking dalmatians are tight!!" Hes not wrong.
Now that you made me picture that, I bet it hurts, and possibly breaks your foot xD. And will definitely haunt you the rest of your life.
@@reignman30 To be clear: I meant that as dalmatians that dish out dropkicks to others are tight. Not that people dropkicking dalmatians is tight.
"3,14-knocks-knocks-whos-there" may be the funniest name we ever heard!
It’s good, but forgot Beauty and the Beast (2017), Aladdin (2019) and The Lion King (2019).
Ok, I’m going to need you to get all the way off my back about that.
He hasn't done them yet... Do you not watch this channel?
Whoops!
@@RedTail1-1I hope that's a bad joke because if you search for any of those three pitch meetings you will find them
@@beatrixwickson8477 Woopsie
6:58 this is such a GENIUS and nostalgic joke 😂😂😂
8:30 crack me up everytime lol
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Easily among the funniest 23 minutes of anything I've ever seen. The mispronunciations of Pinocchio nearly broke me. Straight up hilarious, downright genius.
Megalopolis pitch meeting is gonna be so fun
I love your end card segments! Every one of them is genius 😂
“Compilations are super easy, barely an inconvenience.”
“Oh, reposting the most obvious catch phrase over and over is TIGHT…and also super easy, barely an inconvenience.”
Hell yeah! You learned from screen rant that when you dont have anything just make a compilation.
Ill watch it!
There were some missed opportunities from characters that they drastically changed, and who looked nothing like the originals.
Someone please make a list of all the names Ryan used for Pinocchio. Pink Coolio, Pinot Grigio ... love it!
Hi Ryan! Please do a Pitch Meeting for The Room!
I've been asking for 4+ years!
Everyone has their favourite catch phrase from Ryan. Mine, without a shadow of a doubt. It “What?” He just lands it. Every time.
So much fun reading the same exact comments word for word that you already read on the individual videos...
As the entire compilation taught us about Disney, stealing what other people say instead of having an original thought is super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Van you blame them?
It's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
“Man your so cruel ella”
“Say that again….”
Pitch Meeting compilations are TIGHT
Hey Ryan. I really love these. I have a few questions.
1. Have you ever thought of pitching a movie that wasn’t ever released?
2. Might you revisit the videos on your main channel the way you have revisited Pitch Meetings?
3. Why do you draw things when you revisit Pitch Meetings?
4. Do you do standup comedy? If not would you like to?
5. Is there a reason you’ve pitched Toy Story but not any of its sequels?
6. I really love when the pitch meeting mimics things the show does (for example, the spider footage in the one for Sharknado). Can you please do that more often?
Megalopolis one is needed ASAP