@@Genesiscoupe3000 i think you meant to type that the kid has low aspirations. Aspersions are insults throw at someone and meant to harm their reputation!
Willy Wonka: "Here is a room where everything is edible, eat eat eat!" Moments later: "You horrible glutton, how dare you drink from my river of chocolate"
The grandfather actually is the bad guy. All his advice to Charlie is bad and almost gets Charlie killed. He's basically the devil on Charlie's shoulder.
This might be one of the reasons why I prefer the 2005 movie version. Sure they made Willy Wonka act like a creepy psychopath, but at least they got Grandpa Joe right.
@@dailyplanet354 Actually I do prefer the second movie version. That's because I really liked the book as a child and the 2005 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie respected the original plot. For instance in the 1971 movie adaptation Charlie seems to be fatherless, while Mr. Bucket was pretty much alive and present in the book, also Veruca got originally abducted by squirrels and Charlie didn't commit any mistake at all which is why Wonka has chosen him. The 2005 movie got these things right, but Willy Wonka's character was far more faithful to the book and more lovable in 1971.
Preferred the 05 film as someone who read the books as a kid first too. Still some oddities of course (wonka and the whole father thing) but much of the overall feel and aesthetic seemed closer. Roald Dahl was not a fan of the final 71 film particularly the plot changes with the fizzy drinks, slugworth, Joe etc
@@magatetus I had a random idea that I posted earlier as a response to a different comment. The idea was that all of the musical numbers were just in Charlie's head (but you could extend the idea into nearly all of it being delusional), showing us a bit of what he was thinking during certain moments while the reality of the situation was probably a lot more mundane. I don't think I've heard of this idea about Wonka as a serial killer, but I could see my idea about Charlie leading to some dark implications for him. Like maybe imagine that the factory tour was actually fairly boring and uneventful but then here's Charlie imagining the other kids suffering all these strange fates and imagining the employees musically mocking / berating the other kids for their faults as they "die". He's putting up these mental blocks where he just stops acknowledging that they even exist for the rest of the tour after each event that he imagines. And for the strange sights in the boat scene, perhaps whatever was actually happening during that part of the tour gave them a moment of silence and darkness and this more than any other moment in the tour left Charlie all alone with the most vivid and tortured thoughts hidden within him.
I know this is old so you probably won't see this but its kinda ironic that it become such a popular kids movie because the original book is meant to be a horror story but from the perspective of a child.
@@sabrinamiller3671 I heard that he actually liked the remake with Johnny Depp cause he felt like that one looked more pleasing aesthetically and was more true to his book with the characters, the fact that they kept Charlie's Dad alive, and the songs the Ompa Loompas sang in the remake were actually in the book. I personally like both of the films equally, the 1971 one for the nostaligila and Gene Wilder's performance and the 2005 remake for being more true to the source material (also while I adore Gene's performance, I also feel like Johnny did a more accurate portrayal of how a chocolateer consumed by his work and isolated from normal society for years would act)
@@sabrinamiller3671 He reportedly loved the original animated BFG movie, gave it a standing ovation at a private showing in Soho. The full movie is on youtube.
@@oncerand_directioner Really? Dahl preferred the 2005 remake? Are you sure or are you making that? Dahl died in 1990 so unless you have a Ouija board I have no idea where you got that information.
"Grandpa Joe gets pretty nasty with his tongue on that thing..." most disturbing Ryan George line EVER! I almost spit tea on my monitor laughing as Joe licked the paper!
I initially misread this as "I almost spit tea on my mother" on an unrelated note, I am getting my eyes tested soon. Possibly also seeing a (strictly Freudian) therapist.
Now that I'm older, maybe I'll hook up with his mom and enjoy living in that factory too. Hey, every boy needs a dad after all. I'm gonna have to cheat on her alot though because she is not attractive at all.
That cane scene was also the first time the child actors in the movie were meeting/seeing Gene Wilder. They were genuinely worried and surprised when he "fell."
@Scom Tott oh no it gets better....that tunnel scene was their pure expression, Wilder wasn’t supposed to do that...unscripted, (maybe) but the reactions were on camera recorded as is, no re-takes
I met Julie Cole at a con several years ago when the "Wonka kids" were having a reunion. She was very nice and couldn't stop laughing when people complimented her.
1971 Grandpa Joe = disgusting scumbag who never worked a day in his life and nearly killed Charlie during the factory tour 2005 Grandpa Joe = loving human being who worked for Wonka well past retirement age and loves his grandson
Willie Wonka reminds me of old German children’s stories. They’re super terrifying with just enough to keep them entertained as a way to brutally convey important life lessons on not being a little PoS.
The whole movie is an allegory of Dante's Inferno. Charlie is Dante, Wonka is Virgil, the other children are representations of the deadly sins, gluttony, envy, etc., the Oompa Lumpas sing about what happens when you live a life of sin, and the boat ride is the journey down the river Styx. I highly suggest reading it, then rewatching the movie to see how it all lines up.
I always thought it was weird how at the beginning of the movie the candyman gives candy for free. But when Charlie buys candy he at first forgets to pay and the Candyman clears his throat like you forgot to pay.
Omg so a lot of people don’t know this, but back in the 60s & 70s (this movie was made in ‘71) a lot of stores had a monthly tab, where you would pay a certain amount each month and be able to get all the stuff you want up to that amount. If you ran out, you either had to pay on the spot or you could put more money into your tab. That’s why all the kids were getting the candy for “free.” It wasn’t actually free, their parents set up a tab so their kids could get candy after school. Hope that clears things up.
@@SpiritedHeart94 I lived in the 60's and 70's and don't remember that being a thing. Now I had a fried that would front me a twelve pack and let me pay her on Friday but that's becasue she was my friend. The owner probably would have fired her for it.
The Oompa Loompas’ songs translated: “You had it coming! You had it coming! You only have yourselves to blame! If you’d have been fair, if you’d have been clean, I bet you these sweets wouldn’t taste the same!”
To save you the time, here is the list of what was in the tunnel scene: A flying cockroach A millipede crawling over a human face An extreme close-up of an eye A chicken being decapitated A image of Wonka's rival Arthur Slugworth A lizard eating a bug A close-up of a scorpion's mouth
@@grm_variety_hour I don’t agree. It expands the Willy Wonka lore and gives him a background story. Also, Grandpa Joe is not a complete douche in Tim Burtons version. Moreover, the effects are better and more convincing. I really like Tim Burtons style and how he portrays the world, they live in.
Literally ALL movies. Books and video games, too... Religions, political movements, and general abstract concepts as well. You know, if you can go without sleep for a few decades. Thanks.
Let me potentially save someone who grew up with the internet some time: the tunnel scene images were tame. Technology *also* gave us LiveLeak where you can watch drug mules butchered and bags of narcotics removed from their still quivering internal organs. 🤗
If anyone cares, it was retitled with "Willy Wonka" instead of "Charlie" 'cause the studio had a deal with a candy company to make Willy Wonka candy and they wanted the candy's brand in the title.
Unfortunately they messed up the recipe for the chocolate and it all melted at room temperature so it was pulled from the shelves just before the film released
Fun fact: Gene Wilder did the cane thing himself cause he wanted the audience to never know whether or not he’s lying. Also, there’s a whole video analysis about how Grandpa Joe is the villain
@@renegade6578 If you type "Grandpa Joe" into the YT search box, "Grandpa Joe is the true villain of this movie" is the third suggestion. Seems this is a common search.
Gene Wilder has the most gorgeous pair of the bluest eyes. They really deliver a powerful piercing gaze for the absolute psychopath that is Willy Wonka.
"When did they write and rehearse these things?" Let's just say that at one time, there were a LOT more oomph-loompa's...... And Wonka's factory doesn't comply with modern worker safety standards.
Yes, but also every one of those kids were targeted, I mean preselected to find a ticket. How else was 'Slugworth' there every single time a ticket was found? They had time and even a lists of vices to make songs up about...
@@angel007sherm I would think they just kept track of what chocolate bars had tickets in them, not necessarily targeting anyone in specific, but who knows.
My middle name is Charles, and I do go by Charlie sometimes, especially by family, I can honestly say and thank goodness, that that song has never been sung to me.
"sounds like it's gonna be a pretty good horror movie" "o no this is a KIDS movie" yep just about sums up all of Roald Dahl's most famous books holy shiet that has over 900 thumbsup? ha im glad y'all liked it !
@@AarykBr Some? It’s all horror and in the end it just says: don’t go into the woods. Don’t go near strangers. Don’t look in the well. Don’t swim in the sea.
Given my preference for angsty girl ballad in a musical, no way do I ever fast forward. The only thing I don't like in that song is the mention of Grandpa Joe
I'm with you, Dominic. I hate that song and STILL fast forward through it. It doesn't belong in the movie. I think the director owed her some money and her Dad was in the mafia so he had to either let her sing or get his legs broken. Personally, I would have let them break my legs. It's less painful than listening to that boring ass song. 🤣🤣🤣
3:35 Thank you so much for doing the Nightmare fuel boat ride scene justice. I still think that is the most horrifyingly random scenes in a movie I've ever witnessed as a kid. When Wonka started screaming toward the end my whole world turned upside down. As an adult tho the scene is beyond hilarious now. 🤣🤣🤣
"It's called Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and it's based on a book called Charlie and the Chocolate Factory." "Oh, so we're doing like a spin in it, making Willy Wonka the main character?" "No, the main character is this kid called Charlie." "So why are we-" "I don't know." "Well, okay then. Maybe we should make a movie a few decades down the line that's more about Willy Wonka, though, that could be fun." "Yeah, we could call it Charlie and the Chocolate Factory." "Wha--Why are you like this?"
Speaking of movies I was shown as a child that I really shouldn't have been, can you please do a Pitch Meeting for Who Framed Rodger Rabbit? Please please please!
The boat ride was legitimately terrifying for the actors and actresses. They intentionally weren't told what was going to happen so their reactions would be more authentic. The projected images scared them, and Wonka's little song was ad-libbed by Gene Wilder. At least one of the actors thought Wilder had actually lost his mind, and was terrified at what was going to happen. Some of the fear and confusion you see during that scene was real.
This movie terrified me as a child and I could never grasp why all my friends liked it.But thanks to pitch meeting I now know my fear was just ahead of the curve
I’ve been inside the Ford factory before and they actually have this loud, flashy movie-ish experience before you enter the assembly line area. So... the most entertainment you can get in a Detroit truck manufacturing plant.
A hilarious review of one of my favorite movies! 🎥🍿 You’re right- Veruca was spoiled and evil, Augustus was a greedy glutton, Violet was boorish and greedy and Mike was obnoxious and narcissistic. Charlie was kind hearted and honest. And Willie Wonka is goofy and you have to understand him to like him. Once you do, you like him. Yes, the tunnel scene was terrifying!
I didn’t pay attention to this stuff because I was afraid it would ruin my childhood. Now here I am a 21 year old knowing how many lawsuits Willy Wonka should have had over this 😳
Please do Pirates of the Caribbean series next! So many plot holes in the last 3 films. And also Fightclub please. I love that one but it would be hilarious.
I was talking to my parents about how much this movie creeped me out as a kid, and they somehow completely forgot about the tunnel scene. I’m over here like “yeah, I hated the part where they go through the tunnel and his voice gets maniacal and he starts talking about hell while chickens get decapitated and bugs crawl all over”, and they’re looking at me like I’m from another planet. They honestly thought I had a nightmare or fever dream about the film until I made them rewatch it.
Taking apart a film that was daily viewing material throughout my childhood, as well as being a film that I can recite verbatim, featuring memorable performances and unforgettable musical numbers? Yes, but only if Screenwriter Guy does it!
And now since charlie owns the factory he is the one the police will hold responsible for what happened to all the other kids. Robot chicken explained it perfectly...charlie bucket is screwed
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“Not as sketchy as Grandpa Joe though” 😆 only noticed as an adult just how suspicious he was
Yeah! I never thought about it until now! Ay, Grandpa Joe! 👴🤔
u mean suspicious
@@muhammadhashir6136 means the same thing
Grandpa Joe sus
@@vishnujchandran7649 I came here to say this but knew in my heart it had already been said
Ryan talking about the tunnel scene is everything I ever wanted and more.
I watched that part like three times--freaking gold
You have very low aspirations kid.
@@Genesiscoupe3000 i think you meant to type that the kid has low aspirations.
Aspersions are insults throw at someone and meant to harm their reputation!
@@Klm49
Damn auto correct.
Lol. Ty
don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted, he lived happily ever after
Willy Wonka: "Here is a room where everything is edible, eat eat eat!" Moments later: "You horrible glutton, how dare you drink from my river of chocolate"
To be fair, he said eat, not drink
I made funny noises when I read this.
Willy Wanka - yeah he sure was a wanka
You literally changed one letter and made his name sound dirty!
Everything is editable, not everything should be eaten.
The close up with Grandpa Joe going to town on the wallpaper had me dying.
The zoom in on it just nailed it 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
And his reaction after was hilarious 😂
hahahaha I never realized he did that now I can never un see it!
It made my mind vomit and ruined my childhood 😂
"So you have a movie for me?"
"Yes sir I do!"
that exchange gives me such happiness to hear :D
Honestly same, I always start the video with a smile bc of that!
Yeah good idea:) I'll wake up giggling at the memories of these videos
The grandfather actually is the bad guy. All his advice to Charlie is bad and almost gets Charlie killed. He's basically the devil on Charlie's shoulder.
This might be one of the reasons why I prefer the 2005 movie version. Sure they made Willy Wonka act like a creepy psychopath, but at least they got Grandpa Joe right.
Grandpa Joe 2005 > Grandpa Joe 1971
Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory 1971 > Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 2005
@@dailyplanet354 Actually I do prefer the second movie version. That's because I really liked the book as a child and the 2005 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie respected the original plot. For instance in the 1971 movie adaptation Charlie seems to be fatherless, while Mr. Bucket was pretty much alive and present in the book, also Veruca got originally abducted by squirrels and Charlie didn't commit any mistake at all which is why Wonka has chosen him. The 2005 movie got these things right, but Willy Wonka's character was far more faithful to the book and more lovable in 1971.
Preferred the 05 film as someone who read the books as a kid first too. Still some oddities of course (wonka and the whole father thing) but much of the overall feel and aesthetic seemed closer. Roald Dahl was not a fan of the final 71 film particularly the plot changes with the fizzy drinks, slugworth, Joe etc
I agree with everything you said, except he is the actual devil...
That tunnel scene was an early version of the video in "The Ring".
😂😂
There was a theory that Willy Wonka became a serial killer so I think this confirms it to be true.
Samara swan dived into the well after watching that scene.
@@magatetus I had a random idea that I posted earlier as a response to a different comment. The idea was that all of the musical numbers were just in Charlie's head (but you could extend the idea into nearly all of it being delusional), showing us a bit of what he was thinking during certain moments while the reality of the situation was probably a lot more mundane.
I don't think I've heard of this idea about Wonka as a serial killer, but I could see my idea about Charlie leading to some dark implications for him. Like maybe imagine that the factory tour was actually fairly boring and uneventful but then here's Charlie imagining the other kids suffering all these strange fates and imagining the employees musically mocking / berating the other kids for their faults as they "die". He's putting up these mental blocks where he just stops acknowledging that they even exist for the rest of the tour after each event that he imagines. And for the strange sights in the boat scene, perhaps whatever was actually happening during that part of the tour gave them a moment of silence and darkness and this more than any other moment in the tour left Charlie all alone with the most vivid and tortured thoughts hidden within him.
When Michael Scott tired to be Willy Wonka and put too many golden tickets in the same shipment >>>>>
You know I never really realized how unbelievably dark and disturbing parts of this movie are
That's how lots of Roald Dahl's stories are
The way Screenwriter Guy quickly says "I don't know" and brushes off the whole boat ride scene with zero elaboration made me laugh so much
Wait until you re-read The Twits. 😂
I know this is old so you probably won't see this but its kinda ironic that it become such a popular kids movie because the original book is meant to be a horror story but from the perspective of a child.
The laughable part? If I remember correctly, Roald Dahl hated this movie because it wasn't as dark as the book
He's an uptight old fart who hates all movies based on his stuff.
@@sabrinamiller3671 I heard that he actually liked the remake with Johnny Depp cause he felt like that one looked more pleasing aesthetically and was more true to his book with the characters, the fact that they kept Charlie's Dad alive, and the songs the Ompa Loompas sang in the remake were actually in the book. I personally like both of the films equally, the 1971 one for the nostaligila and Gene Wilder's performance and the 2005 remake for being more true to the source material (also while I adore Gene's performance, I also feel like Johnny did a more accurate portrayal of how a chocolateer consumed by his work and isolated from normal society for years would act)
@@sabrinamiller3671 He reportedly loved the original animated BFG movie, gave it a standing ovation at a private showing in Soho. The full movie is on youtube.
Pretty sure that dude was messed up as a child...
@@oncerand_directioner Really? Dahl preferred the 2005 remake? Are you sure or are you making that? Dahl died in 1990 so unless you have a Ouija board I have no idea where you got that information.
Just remember everyone, that freaky boat ride is probably the most safe thing in the entire movie
Oh my god
My favourite bit of the movie.
even though it's the scariest
Sad thing is you’re right.
What about the lickable wallpaper?
"Grandpa Joe gets pretty nasty with his tongue on that thing..." most disturbing Ryan George line EVER! I almost spit tea on my monitor laughing as Joe licked the paper!
I initially misread this as "I almost spit tea on my mother"
on an unrelated note, I am getting my eyes tested soon. Possibly also seeing a (strictly Freudian) therapist.
This is one of the best Pitch Meetings. Right up there with the Twilight one with Jacob and the baby.
Money money money money
Loooool yes that part of the video my laughs were just screeches
@@NaturalAegyosame
Gotta say though, this is one pitch where my response would genuinely be "That sounds tight!"
Charlie's mother sure got the raw end of the deal in all this.
The whole family can live in the factory
How so? She gets to live in the factory along with the rest of the family.
Now that I'm older, maybe I'll hook up with his mom and enjoy living in that factory too. Hey, every boy needs a dad after all.
I'm gonna have to cheat on her alot though because she is not attractive at all.
@@Reggie2000 not funny though...😒
🤔🤔
That cane scene was also the first time the child actors in the movie were meeting/seeing Gene Wilder. They were genuinely worried and surprised when he "fell."
Wow! I did not know that.
@@KristiLEvans1 Yep! Wilder thought it was in-line with Wonka's character to want to keep people on their toes.
@Scom Tott oh no it gets better....that tunnel scene was their pure expression, Wilder wasn’t supposed to do that...unscripted, (maybe) but the reactions were on camera recorded as is, no re-takes
@@shamachelon 0-0 wat? This man a satanist
@@billysims5042 no. No. Just a Luciferian
"So then they go into another room-"
"Wait, what the hell was that all about?"
"I don't know, so then they go into another room."
Oh no!
Anyway
I think it's called a "Big lipped alligator moment" 😎
The tunnel scene is the Last Jedi of Willy Wonker's trilogy movie! Totally disconnected with all that came before it and went after it!
@@baertheblader9402 just like Rian Johnson on the Star Wars fans! Though I'm not sure that Rian is on acid....
@Brian Cairns my favorite scene too📼
“And there’s a girl named Veruca Salt who’s, you know, *Satan*” had me dead
Also the whole Grandpa Joe bit was great.
People saying 'had me dead' is legit the saddest sacks of garbage
I met Julie Cole at a con several years ago when the "Wonka kids" were having a reunion. She was very nice and couldn't stop laughing when people complimented her.
@@HerrEllsworth no one gives a fck
@@georgek8182 People that make fun of others for using a figure of speech are the saddest sacks of garbage.
Who's worse Grandpa Joe or Veruca Salt?
So true Ryan and Ryan, Willy Wonka is sketchy but not as sketchy as Grandpa Joe. After all, being sketchy was tight back in the 1970s.
1971 Grandpa Joe = disgusting scumbag who never worked a day in his life and nearly killed Charlie during the factory tour
2005 Grandpa Joe = loving human being who worked for Wonka well past retirement age and loves his grandson
Benefits cheat
Roflmao
@@coatsorkeys o[oooooooo[[[[9
The other guys name is Nayr, by the by...
Grandpa Joe really went to town on those schnozberries and I will never get that image put of my head
Even worse whrn you know what snozberries are
@@b.lloydreese2030 ugh I just googled it and I really wish I hadn't
@@mradul2474 yeah I remember when I googled it .....
Oh no! I just googled it, I can assure you I wish I hadn't.
@@silvialimeme3706 HAHAHA THE CURSE CONTINUES MWAHAHAHA .. clears throat, I’m sorry for your loss of sanity
Willie Wonka reminds me of old German children’s stories. They’re super terrifying with just enough to keep them entertained as a way to brutally convey important life lessons on not being a little PoS.
..."cautionary tales"...
"Grimm's fairy tales" were very aptly named.
It was filmed in Germany
same! like the whole robber bridegroom one is terrifying
That's the purpose of every children's tale.
The incredibly haunting tunnel boat ride really is one of the most random scenes ever.
The whole movie is an allegory of Dante's Inferno. Charlie is Dante, Wonka is Virgil, the other children are representations of the deadly sins, gluttony, envy, etc., the Oompa Lumpas sing about what happens when you live a life of sin, and the boat ride is the journey down the river Styx. I highly suggest reading it, then rewatching the movie to see how it all lines up.
“Wait a minute. What the hell was that about?!” “I dunno.”
I'm surprised he didn't respond: Fair enough
fair enough
anyway
Hey, like horror stories with surround sound effects.. search "Sonorous Crate" channel and listen ...🔥🔥☠️💀💀🔥🎧
He just continues on right after that
"This is for kids, the little humans."
--Ryan, 2020
Reminiscent of Ultron lol
I feel like that’s how Hollywood describes children because they are weird ass people.
Little little humans
Funny :v
Yes but the big humans can watch it to
Feels like this was made just so Ryan George could get his irritation for Grandpa Joe off his chest.
Getting pissed off at Grampa Joe is TIGHT
Many artists use their art as an outlet. Grandpa Joe needed his comeuppance once and for all.
rightfully so!
You mean so that he could get it off his back
Grandpa Joe hate!
I always thought it was weird how at the beginning of the movie the candyman gives candy for free. But when Charlie buys candy he at first forgets to pay and the Candyman clears his throat like you forgot to pay.
Only the poor kids have to pay. Rich children can have as much free candy as they want.
@@1523.M Just like real life.
@@gabrielpowers766I’m pretty sure everyone has to pay
Omg so a lot of people don’t know this, but back in the 60s & 70s (this movie was made in ‘71) a lot of stores had a monthly tab, where you would pay a certain amount each month and be able to get all the stuff you want up to that amount. If you ran out, you either had to pay on the spot or you could put more money into your tab. That’s why all the kids were getting the candy for “free.” It wasn’t actually free, their parents set up a tab so their kids could get candy after school.
Hope that clears things up.
@@SpiritedHeart94 I lived in the 60's and 70's and don't remember that being a thing. Now I had a fried that would front me a twelve pack and let me pay her on Friday but that's becasue she was my friend. The owner probably would have fired her for it.
"Grandpa Joe gets pretty nasty with his tongue on that thing." This is the hardest I've laughed in recent memory
Ikr😂
Same😂😂😂. I'll never unsee that
June Albertson was a lucky lady.
@Theaussieraccoon damn oppa loopas
Me too! But I didn’t crack up until producer said “Ughhh”
The Oompa Loompas’ songs translated: “You had it coming! You had it coming! You only have yourselves to blame! If you’d have been fair, if you’d have been clean, I bet you these sweets wouldn’t taste the same!”
Yes. Yes yes yes.
The Sweet Shop Tango.
You know how people have those little habits that get you down? Like Violet. Violet liked to chew gum..
@@booberfraggle I need an entire Willie Wonka parody of that song now.
@@booberfraggle no not chew, *POP*
Charlie is so poor, that he can't even afford the free candy, from the candy-shop. 🤔😂
That is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Omg so coool 😂🥰🤩😉😁👌
To save you the time, here is the list of what was in the tunnel scene:
A flying cockroach
A millipede crawling over a human face
An extreme close-up of an eye
A chicken being decapitated
A image of Wonka's rival Arthur Slugworth
A lizard eating a bug
A close-up of a scorpion's mouth
but that rat-bastard Joe still takes tobacco money from his empoverished family
So true cause Charlie had to get to work
4:00 "What the hell was that about?"
Perfectly sums up the whole movie!
Ironically the remake "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" is more focussed in Willy Wonka.
it also is more kid friendly
Charlie*
@@avocadothecat it sucked though
Let's have a pitch meeting next.If only Scorsese had done it instead of Tim Burton.
@@grm_variety_hour I don’t agree. It expands the Willy Wonka lore and gives him a background story. Also, Grandpa Joe is not a complete douche in Tim Burtons version. Moreover, the effects are better and more convincing. I really like Tim Burtons style and how he portrays the world, they live in.
“And there’s a girl named Veruca Salt, who’s, y’know, Satan.”
*accurate*
i was playing vercua salt in my school musical and honestly it is VERY accurate
Guess what the verruca gnomes left on her parents' doorstep on the day she was "born"?
True that, hated that bitch!
When you look up spoiled brat in the dictionary at least 20 pics of her come up
Sadly her personality is more common now among children and even adults now
Why does he keep asking what movies we want to see pitched?
WE WANT ALL THE MOVIES, RYAN
Literally ALL movies. Books and video games, too... Religions, political movements, and general abstract concepts as well.
You know, if you can go without sleep for a few decades. Thanks.
I second this request. It should be rather easy, barely an inconvenience.
Seriously never stop. Just never. It's not hard
@@missxspencer1538 Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
"MORE. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE"
-Kylo Ren
The tunnel dialogue is one of the best things this channel has ever created. I come back to it every few months, just for fun and tone.
Can we all appreciate the recurring “grandpa Joe is the bad guy” gag?
He is
Yeah, it's not a gag. He's the actual antagonist.
There's a subreddit about him r/grandpajoehate
Doc Brown in Back to the Future, Claire in Jurassic World - he's good at spotting who the real bad guys are...
Yep
“Sounds like a good horror movie” 😂😂
It's a musical fantasy from 1971its a great movie better than the 2005 remake 😊
@@mikesilva3868 that little smile emoji makes your statement even more condescending.
@@mikesilva3868 not even close to being better, but that's just my opinion. Gene Wilder was great, but that's about it.
"We lure the children in with candy, then they die."
@@joevenespineli6389 🤯
That tunnel scene literally horrified me as a child. I don’t remember a single thing other than that horrific scene.
The fires of hell are glowing
@@TheBoyBanditKing1911 Johnny Depp 's Chocolate Factory is a more wholesome experience overall. : )
You don't even remember the oompa loompas?
Funny, I've seen this movie multiple times and have NO MEMORY of that scene. My brain did my younger self a solid and just went NOPE.
Let me potentially save someone who grew up with the internet some time: the tunnel scene images were tame. Technology *also* gave us LiveLeak where you can watch drug mules butchered and bags of narcotics removed from their still quivering internal organs. 🤗
It's amazing that I can watch 30 of these and each one will still make me laugh. Just a pure, endless vein of comedy gold.
He's really in-sync.
If anyone cares, it was retitled with "Willy Wonka" instead of "Charlie" 'cause the studio had a deal with a candy company to make Willy Wonka candy and they wanted the candy's brand in the title.
For some reason Nestle dropped the Willy Wonka branding in 2015 and renamed the brand to Nestle Candy Shop.
Thank you I always wondered why
Oh veeeery capitalistic
Unfortunately they messed up the recipe for the chocolate and it all melted at room temperature so it was pulled from the shelves just before the film released
Of course it’s capitalistic, the whole thing was paid for by Quaker Oats. If it was a communist movie there would be no food.
4:42 Ryan’s face after seeing Joe lick the wall 🤣
Everyone's face
Creepily tounging the wall is TIGHT
"This guys sketchy. Not as sketchy as Grandpa Joe though" is going to be my new catchphrase. 😂😂😂
I love how Producer Ryan drops the voice and pretty much breaks character when he starts talking about what a piece of garbage Grandpa Joe is.
Ok but a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory as a horror movie reboot sounds legitimately awesome
There's a special effects channel on RUclips that turns the movie into an R-rated horror movie gore fest.
Marilyn Manson's Dope Hat music video is the closest we'll get to a horror version of this movie
Tim Burton's version already exists.
A24 need to pick this up
Seriously...wait for it.
Fun fact: Gene Wilder did the cane thing himself cause he wanted the audience to never know whether or not he’s lying. Also, there’s a whole video analysis about how Grandpa Joe is the villain
@TheVolourn more like willy wanka
I'ma need that source
Why are all the Grandpa Joes bad
@@renegade6578 If you type "Grandpa Joe" into the YT search box, "Grandpa Joe is the true villain of this movie" is the third suggestion. Seems this is a common search.
Ah, Gene Wilder was such a treasure. Rest in peace.
“Yeah, this is for the kids, the-the little humans.”
The little Ryans
Doooo pa doooo pa doope do this Movie was really tight
"Hold on what the hell was that about?" I literally had to stop the video I couldn't stop laughing
Gene Wilder has the most gorgeous pair of the bluest eyes. They really deliver a powerful piercing gaze for the absolute psychopath that is Willy Wonka.
Gene was a comedy genius, from young Frankenstein and blazing saddles to ... well just about all his movies.
Relax weirdo
@@justincraig398 what was that about?
@@oldvet7566 I’m joking
He was on top of his game during this period. Making one classic after another.
"Wait what the hell was that about" - Everyone's initial reaction to the boat scene.
That...was the 70's...
I think pretty much everyone in the film industry had had at least one bad trip by then. They just wanted to share :-/
A random annoying but innocent kid: dies.
Oompa loompas:💃💃💃🎤🎤🎤
"Ha, ha, let's make fun of a FAT kid for being FAT. He's probably never heard that before!"
@Gareth Jacobsen Oompa loompa doopidy dee, if you are smart you'll listen to me!
THEY DID NOT DIE READ THE BOOK!
@@hughesbrownstudios4728 they didn't die in the movie either, Willy Wonka said as much at the end of the film when asked by Charlie.
Oompa loompas: the cantina song
Absolutely the darkest version of the "unclear" gag I've ever heard.
The Grandpa Joe tongue part killed me 😂😂😂
He nasty
*smacks lips*
what makes it worse was the wall paper was canonically flavored like dicks.
@@logicbuilder1204 wtf
@@logicbuilder1204 beg pardon? Where'd you learn this?
"When did they write and rehearse these things?"
Let's just say that at one time, there were a LOT more oomph-loompa's...... And Wonka's factory doesn't comply with modern worker safety standards.
Come with me...
And you'll be...
In a world of OSHA violations!
Yes, but also every one of those kids were targeted, I mean preselected to find a ticket. How else was 'Slugworth' there every single time a ticket was found? They had time and even a lists of vices to make songs up about...
@Allison Chandler ?
@Scotty7617 dark much?
@@angel007sherm I would think they just kept track of what chocolate bars had tickets in them, not necessarily targeting anyone in specific, but who knows.
"What happens when Charlie is no longer a child?" He invents The Snowpiercer.
Huh?
@@mattpfarr6129 there's a theory that Snow Piercer is an apocalyptic sequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
@@LoveValentineXO Yes, I freaking love that theory
I came to the commebts section specifically for this. Thank you.
That makes more sense than it should..
The lighting in the tunnel being reflected on the story-tellers... genius.
“And there’s a girl named Veruca Salt who’s Satan..”
I snorted!!
Thought he was gonna say "Salty..."
@@benvoliothefirst me too
I chortled.
Loved the band
💡So that's where the band got its name from! I didn't know that it was a character in the story, just thought it was a sweet-ass name for a band. 🤘
I think a Pitch Meeting for Mars Attacks would be hilarious.
Yes please
Very good idea
Omg yes
Yeeeees!
pleeasseee
"And there's a girl named Veruca Salt who's satan."
Me: pretty much.
She's...salty
She's more like a fungus, really.
Mega desk
Lol
there was a band named that eventually. Cool tune from the 90`s
The reaction to Uncle Joe getting nasty with his tongue on the wallpaper was so accurate. That's not acting, that's legitimate disgust.
Grandpa joe
That was the most hilariously blunt description of this film. That tunnel scene stuck with me from very young, Gene Wilder was a brilliant actor.
Oompa loompa doompety doo, I've got a perfect pitch meeting for you
I like your comments on PM vids. Very creative
Thank you my supreme leader
wow wow wow wow... wow.
What do you can when a movie is, flawed ~ ♪
What do you get when two Ryans meet?
Pitch meetings for all kinds of movies
As someone named Charlie, "Cheer Up Charlie" was sung at me far too many times.
Charlie Day? Do you have a Green Man costume?
Oof. I'm so sorry, dude
Wait.. Is that Dayman? Fighter of the Nightman!? CHAMPION OF THE SUN!?!?
@Charlie Day
I'm so sorry this happened to you. People can be so sadistic.
My middle name is Charles, and I do go by Charlie sometimes, especially by family, I can honestly say and thank goodness, that that song has never been sung to me.
Everything he highlights here reminds me of why this movie is so much better than the more recent Willy Wonka movies.
"sounds like it's gonna be a pretty good horror movie"
"o no this is a KIDS movie"
yep just about sums up all of Roald Dahl's most famous books
holy shiet that has over 900 thumbsup? ha im glad y'all liked it !
Tbh if you take a look at original fairytales, you’ll find some horror as well 😅
@@AarykBr Some? It’s all horror and in the end it just says: don’t go into the woods. Don’t go near strangers. Don’t look in the well. Don’t swim in the sea.
@@legchairhistorian5496 Don't swim in the sea? Which one is that?
@@yosefdemby8792 I can’t really Renner right now since it’s been a while
@@yosefdemby8792 the Sirens got to 'em
I love how the computer in the background keeps changing to fit the era of the meeting. In this case you have a typewriter.
Willy Wonka: "Good news Charlie, I'm giving you the factory, it's yours"
Ryan angrily asks: "WHAT?!" 😅
"not as sketchy as grandpa Joe though..."
Underrated line 😂
“Grandpa Joe is a monster! Is he the bad guy?” Had me dying 😂😂😂
"But Not as sketchy as grampa Joe though. "
😂😂😂
Agreed
Biden?
Nah Trump
@@markadams3423 No, Grandpa Joe Mama.
@@sebastianhaney1425 Who's Joe Trump?
I’m glad we all know the truth about Grandpa Joe now. The real villain.
He might be
I love the way Ryan says "oh no its for the kids, the little humans"
I watched this film so much as a kid. Every time: "cheer up Char..." "Fast forward, FAST FORWARD!"
Hey i liked that song. It got me through my first unemployment
We had the VHS tape and even though I watched the movie a lot, I also would fast forward that song.
I thought I was the only one.
I used to refer to the song as, "Upchuck, Charlie".
Given my preference for angsty girl ballad in a musical, no way do I ever fast forward. The only thing I don't like in that song is the mention of Grandpa Joe
I'm with you, Dominic. I hate that song and STILL fast forward through it. It doesn't belong in the movie. I think the director owed her some money and her Dad was in the mafia so he had to either let her sing or get his legs broken. Personally, I would have let them break my legs. It's less painful than listening to that boring ass song. 🤣🤣🤣
"No the main character is Charlie."
"Then why are we?"
"I don't know."
"Well ok then."
can't believe that was what makes me laugh the most
3:35 Thank you so much for doing the Nightmare fuel boat ride scene justice. I still think that is the most horrifyingly random scenes in a movie I've ever witnessed as a kid. When Wonka started screaming toward the end my whole world turned upside down. As an adult tho the scene is beyond hilarious now. 🤣🤣🤣
Its what the nostalgia critic calls a big lip alligator moment. Only its Horror.
I love how Ryan doesn't hide his disgust for grandpa Joe XD
The 3rd movie will be a psychological thriller called: Grandpa Joe and the Wall licking factory.
@Jared Jams Well...a 2000's remake.
Is there a sequel?
@@mikespearwood3914 Thats not a second one!
@@Marquis-Sade there’s a book sequel from Dahl. They ride into space on the glass elevator and fight aliens. It’s a weird book, but still whimsical.
"It's called Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and it's based on a book called Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."
"Oh, so we're doing like a spin in it, making Willy Wonka the main character?"
"No, the main character is this kid called Charlie."
"So why are we-"
"I don't know."
"Well, okay then. Maybe we should make a movie a few decades down the line that's more about Willy Wonka, though, that could be fun."
"Yeah, we could call it Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."
"Wha--Why are you like this?"
Lol
Them: *@BECAUSE WE CAN!!*
Supposedly the 70’s version used Willy Wonka in the title because “Charlie” was still synonymous with the Viet Cong in the US.
😂😂😂
Not the Pitch Meeting I was expecting. All hail Ryan George, the master of subverting expectations!
Subverting expections is tight
@@cholland67 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!!
@@cholland67 amd it's super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Wowowowowowoeowoeoeoew
What were you expecting?
“So why do you think?”
“Well it sounds like a great horror movie”
Absolutely lost it😂🤣
*what
yea, like for the little humans had me on the floor :)
Speaking of movies I was shown as a child that I really shouldn't have been, can you please do a Pitch Meeting for Who Framed Rodger Rabbit? Please please please!
Help me Eddie! Pppppppplllease!
Watership down
Too much of an inconvenience
This was 1970s "children's entertainment". For reference, see 1970s PG rated movies.
Or even the movies that were rated U, like the family film about cute little bunnies, Watership Down
Like Raiders of the Lost Ark.
@@JP-se5kf Speaking of the 80s, Ghostbusters was pretty horrifying. Watership Down wins though
Plague Dogs. I am still scarred from watching that.
PG 13 wasn’t a think then
This probably would have still been PG though
“Not as sketchy as Grandpa Joe” needs to be on the back of a sweater
The boat ride was legitimately terrifying for the actors and actresses. They intentionally weren't told what was going to happen so their reactions would be more authentic. The projected images scared them, and Wonka's little song was ad-libbed by Gene Wilder. At least one of the actors thought Wilder had actually lost his mind, and was terrified at what was going to happen. Some of the fear and confusion you see during that scene was real.
*chefs kiss*
So basically people paid money to see a movie where it was legal to film children being scared out of their wits?
@@whitedragoness23 the 70s were a wild time
Yeah, Veruca’s dad muttering “Heh…he’s singing” was literally the actor talking and not the character.
If that’s true then they did a great job of not breaking character or forgetting their lines.
This movie terrified me as a child and I could never grasp why all my friends liked it.But thanks to pitch meeting I now know my fear was just ahead of the curve
"not as sketchy as Grandpa Joe tho"
😂😂
FOR THE RECORD I LOVE CHEER UP CHARLIE
omg i thought that was the best emo song when I was a kid.... what the hell man... 🤨
you would
Even if you're alone in that, just be glad you're you
said no one ever
Who is this "everybody" that hates it so much
Honestly this is one of my favorite pitch meetings of all time
This movie would have you believe that the inside of a Ford factory is like being in a game of Mario Kart. It isn't.
you're obviously not trying hard enough.
Mario Kart is TIGHT
I’ve been inside the Ford factory before and they actually have this loud, flashy movie-ish experience before you enter the assembly line area. So... the most entertainment you can get in a Detroit truck manufacturing plant.
Of course it isn't, ya silly. It's like Terminator
"Not as scetchy as grandpa Joe though."
So true. Lol
do a pitch meeting for it's sequel: Snowpiercer
Ho HO!
@@VenEm "precisely 74% of you get that reference"
lmaoo I watched that vid
Writing a comment involving that fan theory is tight!
damn this made me wanna rewatch that vid
Love how he keeps his backgrounds in sync with the movie release year. (Typewriter)
“How does anyone leave this factory alive?"
"Oh, that's super easy, simply look in a mirror and say 'Candyman, Candyman...'"
Hi
"Barely an inconvenience!"
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
"But what about when ..."
" So grandpa Joe starts dancing around..."😂
A hilarious review of one of my favorite movies! 🎥🍿
You’re right- Veruca was spoiled and evil, Augustus was a greedy glutton, Violet was boorish and greedy and Mike was obnoxious and narcissistic. Charlie was kind hearted and honest. And Willie Wonka is goofy and you have to understand him to like him. Once you do, you like him.
Yes, the tunnel scene was terrifying!
Absolutely hilarious. You nailed pretty much everything that’s bothered me about this movie since I was a kid.
I didn’t pay attention to this stuff because I was afraid it would ruin my childhood. Now here I am a 21 year old knowing how many lawsuits Willy Wonka should have had over this 😳
Please do Pirates of the Caribbean series next! So many plot holes in the last 3 films. And also Fightclub please. I love that one but it would be hilarious.
Yes
YES
Sadly its going to be a short pitch meeting for Fightclub because you know "I'm not supposed to talk about it" :)
Hey, Pirates 5 was FAR more messier than Pirates 3...
“Not as sketchy as grandpa joe though.” That line made me burst into a laugh
I was talking to my parents about how much this movie creeped me out as a kid, and they somehow completely forgot about the tunnel scene. I’m over here like “yeah, I hated the part where they go through the tunnel and his voice gets maniacal and he starts talking about hell while chickens get decapitated and bugs crawl all over”, and they’re looking at me like I’m from another planet. They honestly thought I had a nightmare or fever dream about the film until I made them rewatch it.
“Yeah, This is for kids, this is for little people.” Lol
So let's say... it's for oompa loompas. :)
Little humans.
Taking apart a film that was daily viewing material throughout my childhood, as well as being a film that I can recite verbatim, featuring memorable performances and unforgettable musical numbers? Yes, but only if Screenwriter Guy does it!
And now since charlie owns the factory he is the one the police will hold responsible for what happened to all the other kids. Robot chicken explained it perfectly...charlie bucket is screwed
"I'll see Mr. Wonka in hell your honor!"
The absolute BEST pitch meeting to date. Haven't laughed so hard in a while, thanks 😭🤣👏