Willy Wonka and his sarcastic one liners
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- This movie should be the manual for parents and what to teach their children as they go through the stages of childhood "Giving in to a child on a constant basis will Create a Monster'! I do not own the copyright to this material, I am using it as a learning tool for misguided parents.
"Stop, Don't, Come Back."
the best!!!!
My ultimate favorite quote from him, LOL!
5:55
Logan Mainord just as I read they he said it
Josh Bailey
"Bull!"
"No, roast beef."
I've never picked up on this line before. Utter brilliance.
That's the best thing about this movie, it gets funnier the older you get.
...the older you get and funnier each and every time you watch it.
Adoniss It's clever word-play.
Bull is short for Bullshit which, is, as you know, another term for nonsense. So when Mr. Salt said "Bull!" he ment "That's nonsense!"
But the joke is that Mr. Wonka (most likely intentionality) mistook what Mr. Salt said as a guess about what flavor of meat was in the gum.
It's also the only time where they got away with the word 'Bull(shit)' in a G Rated film (I think so anyway.).
*PEACE!*
One of my favorite lines lol
Robert Juarez *WE* are the music Makers
And *WE* are the dreamers of dreams.
"He can't swim!"
"There's no better time to learn."
Paul Dickinson help, police, murder. XD
"the suspense is terrible, i hope it will last" :D
Too funny, I love it when his mother says "You'll boil him up for sure I just know it"!
terrible*
Best line 😂
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Lol are you actually stupid?
This movie used to make me so mad when I was a kid. I didn't understand why he was mean to those kids but now that I'm older I get it haha.
I honestly turned into him over the years xD
I'd be more concerned if you didn't Roro x]
+shawzie1916 at first glance, I thought your profile picture was twenty one pilots
Maybe it was because you were one of those kids.
Stop, don't, come back.
"Help. Police. Murder." will forever and always be my favorite line from anything ever
Mine is "Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker"
1:09
"Stop, don't."
I often quote that line
Ah man, you missed one of my favorites!
Mr. Salt: What is this, Wonka, some kind of fun house?
WW: Why, having fun?
YES!!! That line always has me in stiches!! haha
In Italian the dubbing says more or less:
Mr Salt: What is this, Wonka, some kind of Horror House?
WW: I'm happy that you've noticed it.
+Selene Interesting. That's not at all the tone in English.
andytim Yeah, sometimes translate really means betray. ;-)
+reinadetazas42 lol yeah i was thinking the same thing
Violet: spitting is a disgusting habit
Wonka: I know a worse one 😂
😉
RIP Gene Wilder. You will always be my favorite Willy Wonka.
Cicily S everyone's*
and my favorite dr frankenstein :)
@@jay-day
Fronckenstone 😉🥰
he's the only one as far as I'm concerned
One of my favourite actors even
"Are you sure this thing will float, Wonka?"
"With your buoyancy, rest assured. "
we lost another legend. RIP Gene Wilder. :(
Yes. I just hope 2016 won't take anymore legends. We've lost too many.
+Keely Dobrowolsky yes way too many!!
yes we did
November 9th it will be outside so pictures are encouraged
Mase Windu R.I.P Gene Wilder 😭😭😭😢😢😢😰😰😰
"Stop don't comeback..." lmao
my mom always says that to me when I walk away and she needs a favor that very second. kind of annoying haha.
Ryan Wow ikr he sounded like gave 0 fucks. XD
"Help, police, murder." ; )
"So shines a good deed in a weary world." You brought us joy, Gene. Your good deeds will continue to shine.
"Oh if you have any problems dial information, thank you for calling" 😄😄😄
I used to use that line on my siblings when they would ask me where I’m going or what I’m doing.
"He can't swim!"
"There's no better time to learn." XD
1:10
3:25
5:56
Such urgency. lol
RIP Gene. You were the man.
You should open your mouth a little wider when you speak!
I'm a trifle DEAF in this ear. Speak a little louder next time.
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Arthur Carroll Wonka. Butterscotch. Buttergin. You got something going on inside there?
Jalen Brito candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. 😉
?
"The suspense is Terrible, I hope it'll last"
this one sarcastic one liner rings true.
Mrs. Gloop: Don't just stand there do something.
Wonka: Help...please..murder.
I love how this version of wonka is still used today for the candy.
Gene's Willy Wonka was so iconic because you honestly did not know if he was just going to sit there while those kids died.
“The suspense is terrible, I hope it’ll last.”
This is indefinitely incomparable to the modern, boring chocolate factory movie.
LOL RIGHT!
uhm...It wasn't boring actually! but I guess...opinions!
Tiffany Zette atleast it had good Visuals
Steve,Wendy Still better love story than Twilight No it wasn't boring, it was shit
+Mr Muscle WHY? The story told a totally good message and it was exciting too SO DON'T TALK LIKE YOUR OPINION IS A FACT! everyone has a different taste in films and for me the movie had good visuals a good storyline and I liked Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka.... btw he is one of my fave actors too
“I’m fluent in sarcasm” - Charlie the Chocolate Factory guy
after all these years i totally forgot how much of a smart ass willy wonka is XD
Damn, the chocolate river really did look like shit compared to the 2005 film. Looked like cherry lemonade or something
they used real chocolate and milk in the river and supposedly it spoiled really quick
TheCODster16 It was real in the original you Dumbass
Mr Muscle it was real in the more recent one too (not made of chocolate, but it wasn't CGI stuff)
TheCODster16 Yeah but I mean real as in chocolate
I think it looks like chocolate milk.
I love Roald Dahl's stories, including Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. It's interesting: I feel that the 2005 Tim Burton version is a little more faithful to the book, and maybe even has slightly more of a "Roald Dahl feel" to it, but I think Gene Wilder is closer to the Willy Wonka of the book, and I prefer this movie version.
7:08 "So shines a good deed in a weary world" I always felt that 😢
"Don't. Stop. Come back." is my all-time favorite. I use it all the time.
"Help, Police,Murder!" 😂😂😂
"Help...police...murder!" still the funniest line in the movie
“With your buoyancy, sir, rest assured.”
Gotta give Jack Albertson's Grandpa Joe some credit, though;
He had a few good zingers at points in the movie.
classic! Gene Wilder's greatest role. beloved for eternity
"With your buoyancy, rest assured." Lmao
This film bombed at the box office...today it's a classic and considerd the best Wonka of all...I agree.....Main reason Gene Wilder of course.
Gene Wilder was such a fantastic Willy Wonka
❤ rest peacefully
This character and this man are my heroes.
The last one wasn't a sarcastic line, as wasn't a few others, but they were all great thanks to Gene's delivery.
"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams." :/
I have to admit I do like the line 'Could you imagine it? Augustus flavoured chocolate covered Gloop....eww, no one would buy it' in the Depp movie
"Stop, don't. Come back."
Lol I love it that Willy Wonka is all movies simply doesn't care that the children are harmed.
So shines a good deed in a weary world...haunting, RIP Gene
"Help, police, murder." 😆
I like how he was more worried about his chocolate than the boy drowning in it
I learned so many things from this movie. In a world of Veruca’s, be a Charlie.
The gum seems like the only time Wonka is (albeit briefly) legitimately trying to stop her.
And the parents remind me so much of parents of cub scouts being allowed to run around with knives. Thinly veiled parenting and giving my
Mother crap and saying their kids can do what they want.
This was one of the few movies that I saw all the time when I was little and left a big impact on me. RIP Gene Wilder
"Stop, don't come back". My absolute favourite line. RIP Gene Wilder.
*“A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men.”*
I liked this one.
You sure this thing will float, Wonka?
With your buoyancy sir, rest assured.
" so shines a good deed, in a weary world" is set upon all believe in all we do. Truly luv it
"help, police, murder." 😂
Rest In Peace Gene Wilder.
The sarcastic, halfhearted "no, come back"
Rest in peace. Love the sarcasm
Shnooooozzzzle Berries --- who's ever heard of a Snoaaaaazleberry?
I haven't yet watched this compilation but Wonka's response to Salt's saltiness is priceless... he even pinches her pie hole.
If the good lord had intended for us to walk he wouldn't have invented rollerblades. ~ Willy Wonka
3:22 "It's hot and creamy. I can actually feel it running down my throat!"
Wait, what was this movie's rating again?
🤨📸
😬
3:09 - a fine example of saying (I DON'T CARE)!
10/10 description via copyright protection
Rest in Peace Gene...thanks for the memories.
"The suspense is terrible, I hope it'll last!"
Veruca Salt : HEY !!! SHE'S GOT TWO I WANT ANOTHER ONE !!!
Willy Wonka : 😑😑😑
Bernice Tam his eye roll is priceless
'Round the world and home again, that's the sailor's way!
And then he does his Gene Wilder, crazy man, with the poem in the boat. Only Wilder could do it that way, getting ever more hysterical as he goes along (rather like the Corsican Brother he plays in "Start the Revolution Without Me!".
May gene wilder R.I.P he was the best willy Wonka ever
RIP, Gene. What a great role!
Like living with my Dad. He was like this all day every day.
"a little non-sense now and then relished by the wisest men"
RIP a great actor
"Snozzwangers, Vermicious Knids, what type of rubbish is that."I honestly cant stop laughing at that line by Mr. Salt, he seriously looked worried about those creatures.
This was the best one ever made thanks gene as willie wonka
Watched this movie for the first time as an adult a few months back (last time I saw it before that was probably before I was 10). Such a different, yet nostalgic experience. I remember the movie feeling a lot longer as a kid, and never realized that they don’t even get to the factory until half way through the movie. I also never realized how many funny one liners Wonka had until watching this as an adult. I appreciate this movie so much more now. Gene Wilder is and always will be the best Wonka, hands down. I love Johnny Depp, but his Wonka just doesn’t compare. Not even gonna bother with the new Timothee Chalamet version.
I love this movie!!!!!! Rest in peace Gene!!!
"If the good lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates!"
Gene Wilder was such a great actor and I'd say this was one of his best movies.
Willy Wonka:she was a bad egg
Her dad:where did she go? (Seriously why is he so calm about this)
He's actually having a panic/denial attack
Ah, you missed out Wonka screaming: "You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!"
"But Easter is over!"
"Shh! They don't know that."
"Wait, Easter has been over? Well girls! Time for vacation!"
"Hsaw-aknow". "Is that Japanese?" "No, it's Wonka-wash spelled backwards." Lol.
6:30 - No, no, I wont hold you responsible
Love that line.
Gene Wilder hired Oompa Loompas to wash his mercedes back in Las Angeles and only paid them in Snickers. True story
Among Oompa Loompas, a Snickers bar is the equivalent of 3 ounces of platinum.
Willy Wonka:my chocolate?
His mom:don't just stand there do something
Wonka: This little piece of gum is a 3 course dinner.
Mr. Salt: Bull!
Wonka: No. roast beef. But I haven't got it quite right yet.
"Is that my soul that calls upon my name?"
Charlie: Mr. Wonka, they won't really be burned will they?
Mr. Wonka: Hmmm, I believe that furnace is only lit every other day. So they do have a sporting chance, don't they?
Me: I'm not sure who to thank, Charlie, for being such a good kid in a crappy world. Or Willy for showing that he's not a serial killer.
"Stop, dont, come here"
1:16
"HE CAN'T SWIM!"
"...There's no better time to learn" 🤣
He has a very good french accent.
3:35 I can't believe it took me years to get the true understanding of what a "snozzberry" is.
You forgot my favorite one...
'The kind of prise is a SURprise. HAHAHA'
The man with the funny little hat..😂
i love when he "tries" to stop the children
Stop. Don't. :|
"Stop don't come back."
Yeah you have Johnny Depp who yells at them when they are in danger, and you have Gene Wilder who just says "Stop Don't Come Back." All casually. Depp's may have been weirder and louder but Wilder made me crack up!
LOL so do I! I found the way he tried to stop Agustus from drinking the Chocolate River to be pretty funny. It almost looks like he's trying to stop him, but I think in actuality he meant to scare Agustus enough so that he'd fall in.
Well, Wilder's performance was better, but I think Depp handled it pretty well. Like, he tries to stop them, but just looks annoyed when they do it anyway. When Violet goes on a rant about how she'll eat the dinner-gum anyway despite his warnings, Depp just does a "huh. Very well then." look that's really good.
Top 5 Wonka Lines:
5: *"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."*
4: *"With your buoyancy sir, rest assured."*
3: *"We are the music makers. And we are the dreamers of dreams."*
2: *"The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last."*
1: *"So shines a good deed in a weary world..."*
Honorable mention to Charlie's Grampa:
*"Ah, Mr. Salt got what he wanted."*
Charlie: *"What's that?"*
*"Veruca went first."*
3. Is a requote and 5. suspiciously sounds like a requote. Ie, unoriginal. Still damn fine entertainment though.
The writers of this movie deliberately sprinkled the script with various quotes from other original sources. They aren't in the book (bear in mind the movie does use a different title), but they are one of the things that I think makes the movie better.
I agreed with Gene Wilder, when asked about the "re-make", compared it to trying to re-make the Wizard of Oz. I can no more imagine any other Willy Wonka than Gene Wilder, than I can imagine another Dorothy than Judy Garland.
Don't misunderstand, Wilder was not claiming "Willy Wonka" to be the equal of "The Wizard of Oz" -- he was saying that some classics just cannot be re-made. And I agree.
0- "You get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!"
"Help, police, murder."
JB In fact, every one except #4 is a requote (along with a good chunk of his other lines).
Some people think the parents and kids are bizarre and done up for the movie. I work in an Emergency Room. Trust me. these people are quite sane compared to today..
Give us an anecdote.
you never know what is going to come through that door...
In a city nearby where I live, there was a big hospital, and some lady bought all five of her kids the ER because they had the sniffles.
Hahaha! Better safe than sorry, I guess?!
+Ms Penguin6
Are you guys forced to go by the order they came in, or can you keep them on the bottom of the list?
Cuz... Yep. I'd shove them at the bottom.
Let's see, we've got a guy with an earplug stuck in his ear, another with a missing finger that needs reattachment, one with a bullet wound on his arm, a girl that's been stabbed...
Oh yeah, and some lady with 5 healthy kids. Gee, who should we bring in first?
All of this asshole sarcasm was what made him such a good Wonka. Depp's Wonka was just weird.
I think they are both genius interpretations.
CavemenproductionsTV I liked Depp's weird Wonka but Gene's sarcastic Wonka will always be my favorite.
Depp's was EMO Wonka Sarcasm
The thing is, its intelligent and witty sarcasm. And nearly always used to counter other peoples bullshit.
+SirCraigius witty, intelligent sarcasm to cover up their shitty personality.
Mrs Gloop: "Don't just stand there, do something!!!"
Willy Wonka: (sarcastically) "Help. Police. Murder."
XD
😂😂😂😂😂
lmao
that's my favorite line he says
+officially. Gay ikr it's hilarious
😂 my second favorite line
We are the music makers,
And we are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams;-
World-losers and world-forsakers,
On whom the pale moon gleams:
Yet we are the movers and shakers
Of the world for ever, it seems.
- Arthur O'Shaughnessy
Thanks for the source.
thanks
What is that supposed to mean?
capn crumbs if you dont know, you are lost.. open your mind young one👀
I had no idea, thank you for the source.
"What is this some kind of funhouse?"
"Why, having fun?"
Haha I LOVE that. The way he innocently looks at Mr. Salt like he's serious. lol.
"I'm sorry but all questions must be submitted in writing."
"Help. Police. Murder."
"I'm a trifle deaf in this ear, speak a little louder next time."
"You should open your mouth a little WIDER when you speak."
And the best one . . . "Stop. Don't. Come back."
love it!!
+Stephen R haha love it!!
Lol
that's my favorite line