@Colt Taylor I'mma be real: I know one of the guys from the site, and I am pretty damn positive Ryan actually saw the movie. THEY WATCH LITERALLY EVERYTHING.
Having a cat I'd say cats are actually pretty weird, if you're confused that means you understand them pretty well and if you think you understand them you don't understand them.
"Oh, you don't!?" "Yeah, no. I recently had one of those visions from that famous religious book." "By religious book, do you mean the King James Bible and by vision, do you mean revelation?" "Right on both counts." "Well, okay then. And what did these visions tell you?" "I saw the end." "Oh my god." "I saw the end of modern cinema." "Oh. So not the end of the world, then?" "Well, it depends on how you look at it, I guess. I came to realize that making money from movies in theaters is going to become next to impossible within the next 20 years or so." "Well, 20 years, that sounds like a pretty decent number. Maybe the future you saw in your vision will change." "It's really not and no it won't." "Ohh... Unwavering cynicism is tight." "I don't even know what that means, sir." "Fair enough! So how does modern cinema come to an end?" "Well, it seems that the modern film viewer is overly critical of aspects such as choice of character race and gender and their roles in the film and how they are portrayed in the film and how much representation of each race and gender exist within the film and apparently, it's completely impossible to satisfy every niche market that has a complaint." "Well, maybe we can just cater to a couple of those niche markets." "But if we do that with any film adaption, we risk alienating the core fanbase." "No. That won't happen because of, you know, toxic fandom." "What?" "Yeah, you know, that's when fans are so diehard about a property they love that they will literally kill or die to defend it even when it's horrible." "Oh. I don't think you understand what toxic fans are like at all." "Oh, is that wrong? Whoops!" "Whoopsie!"
@@boiboi7717 That's probably how it would have been spelled except a lot of people would have pronounced it with a hard 'G', so that's probably why T.S. Eliot opted to spell it with a 'J'
So you have a horror movie for me?" "Yes sir, I do." "But not just a horror movie sir, I was thinking BODY HORROR "Ookkayy tell me more" "CATS: The Butthole Cut" "What?" 😀😀😂😂🤣
I remember the conversation I had with my sister after she saw Cats on Broadway a while back. "So what actually happens in this show?" "Well, there's a bunch of alley cats, and they each take turns singing songs." "Oh. Okay. is there a story?" "I have no idea, but the songs were good."
I'm borrowing this observation from Sideways, but while there's technically a story, we don't get an I Want song until the end of Act 1. So it winds up feeling sort of like playing a Mario game from Bowser's perspective
What often gets overlooked is Cats is a loose adaptation of TS Eliot's book of loosely connected poems, "Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats" ... the musical sort of tries to tie it all together into a coherent storyline... the movie adaptation I think is worse...
One can not understand the true horror that was this movie, in a way they made the best horror movie because it is ligitimently hard to watch, but In a way it’s also talented that they made SUCH A BAD MOVIE that I can’t help but actually like it in a weird hateful kinda way. I never want to see it again but I JUST CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. Lol
@@chasehedges6775 Ryan Reynolds Deadpool He want to play him for years and didn't give up till he did so there's an actor who wanted to play a character not for the money or fame because even he said it was a 50/50 shot
42 times, give or take. That means just over a litre of booze in 6.5 minutes. Ok, let's call it 10 minutes since you have to pause the vid and refill your glass... Good luck with that :)
Wow thanks for all the likes guys! By the way, I’m a new channel that covers marvel movie news for anyone interested:) hope everyone has a blessed new year!
Context for Jellicle and Pollicle: The books authors daughter (or niece) used to say jellicle meaning "dear little cats" and pollicle meaning "poor little dogs". So they're really just talking about cats and dogs, all cats are jellicle cats and all dogs are pollicles.
Thank you, according to other people seem like a complete mystery what Jellico meant, but what you said makes sense and I can kind of hear how dear little cat could turn into jellico. Still, whatever possessed them to put that word in a Broadway musical with no context is beyond me
It is. But it actually didn't suck. Dare I say it, it was one of the best things I saw that whole year. Which is pretty sad and really speaks pretty negatively more about the year than it does positively about the movie.
SCREENRANT:" We're going to need you to get all the way off our back." Viewers: "Why is all of your other content unwatchable, uncreative, and unoriginal"? SR: "Because..."
Jellicle was the originals poets neices way of pronouncing Dear Little Cats and Pollicle Dogs were Poor Little dogs. A sweet tribute to his neice and he wrote them a lot of fun poems ❤
According to Urban Dictionary: The word "Jellicle" first appears in "Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats" by T. S. Elliot, specifically the poem "The Song of the Jellicles". The name "Jellicle cat" is derived from an attempt by T.S. Eliot's infant niece to say "dear little cat".
@@kellnola He was. Yet surely he’s known for more than his personality. “The Wasteland,” “Four Quartets,” & the “Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock,” to name an exceptional few, are all masterpieces. Eliot was an adept poet-& critic-who shaped the landscape of poetry. However flaky he might have been-with criticisms, women, or within his own poems-he is still regarded as an essential read for anyone interested in poetry. Only a few poets throughout history occupy that same title. Besides, Eliot wrote these poems about cats as a playful gift for others. He himself had many cats & named them all sorts of strange, yet endearing things. The book is meant to have lessons within it, but above all, it was a way to experiment with verse & structure, & a way to share some happiness with people in his life. They aren’t meant to be taken so seriously that they become a further indictment on his character 😂
@@user-we1fk4ul5o Bah. I don't like hardly any of it. Unnecessarily complicated and obtuse. A LOT of people who love poetry detest him, and I am one of them.
"Now you're getting it." "No I'm not... No" I can see that being the exact conversation that took place when the storywriters explained the plot to the director.
You forgot to mention that they initially did all this cgi up where the cats all had buttholes... that frequently were being shown.... and they paid an editing team to remove the buttholes after the movie was completed
"So it's a Broadway musical? Should we cast professionally trained musical theater dancers and singers as the leads?" "No, audiences would much rather see pop stars, comedians, non-singing actors, and TV personalities try to do it." "Well all right, then."
Gregory Schmidt I think this every time they remake yet another musical and it’s filled with people who would never have made it through the first stage audition.
You have no idea how elated I am that I discovered this channel in the lonely and depressing summer of 2020 so I can binge watch ALL pitch meetings for the first time.
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@@davidk7529 mando, Disney channel classics, MCU, simpsons
If Disney+ is where I need to go for my content, I'll need to find new content.
David K李誠彬 .... Do you even watch movies
no it`s not
I like how there’s no spoiler warning bc there isn’t any story to spoil
Nick Williams 😆😅😂👏👏👏
No wonder something felt strange when I started watching this video. 😂😂😂
Some things are already at peak rotten and cannot spoil any further.
@@1pcfred I need that statement on a bumper sticker.
That's a very gelical(?) comment.
Let’s all acknowledge Ryan’s sacrifice of having to see cats
Not all heroes wear capes. ✊
F
Not just the cats, but also the mouse children
@Colt Taylor I'mma be real: I know one of the guys from the site, and I am pretty damn positive Ryan actually saw the movie. THEY WATCH LITERALLY EVERYTHING.
Rip
Ryan had to actually watch this movie. He didn’t need to do this but he did. He did that for us.
He's the hero we need, but not the one we deserve.
He's going to have to watch HArley Quinn
@@TekkLuthor the show or the movie
Wa wa wa
That's RUclips for you
Who's here checking this old one out after Ryan said this is his favorite pitch meeting?? 😄😄
😅
Same! 😂
Lol me too
Yep. I did!
One of the rare PMs I havent watched.
Enjoyed it!
Same.
This is the closest I'll ever get to watching the movie, I hope.
Hell even a trailer
Me too. When I saw this notification, I thought "Thank God. Now I don't need to watch Cats."
Same
I did the same with most of the last ones.
Hell will be a never ending loop of cats the movie.
When the Pitch Meeting is just enough.
No movie required.
Jean Acosta so every pitch meeting basically
Eman, my thoughts exactly
Well, in this case, there really wasn’t any movie to begin with.
That’s exactly what I was thinking. 🤣🤣🤣
But I'm so confused
"Most of the things in that sentence were real words, so no complaints here."
🥇
That has to be one of the best lines from the entire Pitch Meeting series.
I was not expecting that line and it got me so good.
@@frocat5163 And so useful in meetings at work.
"Now you understand Cats."
"I truly don't. I've never been more confused in my life." LOL.
Cats are not dogs
@@horridhenry8342 I mean are they though, I don't know anything anymore 😂
I feel like I know less about cats
Having a cat I'd say cats are actually pretty weird, if you're confused that means you understand them pretty well and if you think you understand them you don't understand them.
Pitch "Disenchanted". An awesome movie.
"Ok Jason, all you have to do is say jellicle"
"Je... Je... JASON DERULO!"
😅😅😅😅😅
Genius
DonHewgodooko I’m pretty sure it’s “jellicle” rather than “jelical” but this comment still made me properly laugh aloud ahaha 😂
At least he tried.
Matt Damon
"I feel just so *VERY* uncomfortable." the line that describes this film
Old duterorrmmmmmonnnnnnnnyyyyyy
@Dana William get ready for the most jellycle experience of all time
"So, you have a movie for me?"
"No sir, I don't."
Engage all defenses and get this man more likes!
Touche
"Oh, you don't!?"
"Yeah, no. I recently had one of those visions from that famous religious book."
"By religious book, do you mean the King James Bible and by vision, do you mean revelation?"
"Right on both counts."
"Well, okay then. And what did these visions tell you?"
"I saw the end."
"Oh my god."
"I saw the end of modern cinema."
"Oh. So not the end of the world, then?"
"Well, it depends on how you look at it, I guess. I came to realize that making money from movies in theaters is going to become next to impossible within the next 20 years or so."
"Well, 20 years, that sounds like a pretty decent number. Maybe the future you saw in your vision will change."
"It's really not and no it won't."
"Ohh... Unwavering cynicism is tight."
"I don't even know what that means, sir."
"Fair enough! So how does modern cinema come to an end?"
"Well, it seems that the modern film viewer is overly critical of aspects such as choice of character race and gender and their roles in the film and how they are portrayed in the film and how much representation of each race and gender exist within the film and apparently, it's completely impossible to satisfy every niche market that has a complaint."
"Well, maybe we can just cater to a couple of those niche markets."
"But if we do that with any film adaption, we risk alienating the core fanbase."
"No. That won't happen because of, you know, toxic fandom."
"What?"
"Yeah, you know, that's when fans are so diehard about a property they love that they will literally kill or die to defend it even when it's horrible."
"Oh. I don't think you understand what toxic fans are like at all."
"Oh, is that wrong? Whoops!"
"Whoopsie!"
@@sephandremanticore5438 wowwowowow wow wow
@Mtrun Shyr fever dreams are tight!
For those who actually counted it... The word “Jellicle” was used 41 times in the video.
It felt like so much more...
I feel like those who actually counted would already know, tho.
It's quite the Jellicle number.
‘ppreciate chu my guy 😺
Surely for those who didn’t count it?
"The moon is Jellicle and you're just gonna have to deal with that." My new slogan.
oh is not "Gelical"?
Because it's short for Angelical?
I don't know anything anymore
@@boiboi7717 That's probably how it would have been spelled except a lot of people would have pronounced it with a hard 'G', so that's probably why T.S. Eliot opted to spell it with a 'J'
Jellicle = dear little
"Oh man, why do I feel so jellicle right now?"
Read it right when he said it
“Wow that sounds like a nice moment. Or a completely neutral one”
Ridley Wanamaker I don't know either
This video literally has more views than the film did on opening night
Oo on III
I just heard him say that. Why are you?
"snap chat filters came to life and had an extreme thirst for blood."
"So you got a movie for me?"
"Yes I do"
Biggest lie ever told
The line is "Yes sir I do"
@@klinx2759 Okay, I'm gonna need you to get way the hell off of "sir's" back right now.
@@commandercaptain4664 lmao underated
He had a movie, now next time he will know to ask if it is a good movie for him.
“No sir, but I do have a bunch of barely-connected fever-dreams we can string together and call a movie!”
"The main villain wants to die.
"Why?"
"Because he's a character in this movie."
"Why?"
"Because"
"That works"
this is the movie in a nutshell
Except for the "That works" one bcuz it didn't work.
It just works
It goes to 11
except, it didnt. it bonked ultra hard xD
And musical too.
"So, you have a horror movie for me?"
"Yep, straight from Broadway!"
The broadway version wasn't bad. The movie musical just smashed it with a hammer.
I disagree with both of you
@@corey.3421 Your opinion...
@@grandbaby5993 don't reply to me nerd
@@corey.3421 ok (LMAO)
"So you have a horror movie for me?"
"Yes sir, I do."
Your profile pic is a critical success.
@@dalleneldredge6923 Lmao thank you! If you meant that figuratively, that is. If you meant it literally, then... true!
If this was filmed like a surreal horror I might actually watch this tbh
Instead, watch Cat People, 1982.
So you have a horror movie for me?"
"Yes sir, I do."
"But not just a horror movie sir, I was thinking BODY HORROR
"Ookkayy tell me more"
"CATS: The Butthole Cut"
"What?" 😀😀😂😂🤣
I remember the conversation I had with my sister after she saw Cats on Broadway a while back.
"So what actually happens in this show?"
"Well, there's a bunch of alley cats, and they each take turns singing songs."
"Oh. Okay. is there a story?"
"I have no idea, but the songs were good."
I'm borrowing this observation from Sideways, but while there's technically a story, we don't get an I Want song until the end of Act 1. So it winds up feeling sort of like playing a Mario game from Bowser's perspective
What often gets overlooked is Cats is a loose adaptation of TS Eliot's book of loosely connected poems, "Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats" ... the musical sort of tries to tie it all together into a coherent storyline... the movie adaptation I think is worse...
I've never been interested in seeing the musical, but I like the song Memory, especially the version sung by Lea Salonga, and that's it.
“Now you’re getting it!”
“Not really, no”
Possibly the best Pitch Meeting yet. He eviscerated the film. Had me in tears.
Watched it several times already, ya I'd say this is my favorite one.
This whole movie sounds even more horrifying than the trailer.
falcore91 “We must die!”
I couldn't even sit thru the trailer.
2019; hey Cats is going to be a huge feature film viewers: why? No one would want to see that! Hollywood: hold my catnip 🐱...
DL Lambert Even more annoying than the musical am I right
One can not understand the true horror that was this movie, in a way they made the best horror movie because it is ligitimently hard to watch, but In a way it’s also talented that they made SUCH A BAD MOVIE that I can’t help but actually like it in a weird hateful kinda way. I never want to see it again but I JUST CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. Lol
This the most “Jellicle” Pitch Meeting I've ever watched
Jellicle Jellicle Jellicle Jellicle Jellicle Jellicle Jellicle Jellicle...
Karnage
Super jellicle, barely a jellivenience.
Oh God no...
Oh no, it's spreading.
Oh Jellicoopsie
Definitely watched this because Ryan mentioned it in his revisited Ant Man Pitch Meeting. He’s right- this is definitely his most jellicle video.
Same 🤣
Same
Same or rewatched it. It`s one of his best work!
It's so great...or not.... I'm not sure
@@klattson112 Only one thing is sure. It's jellicle.
Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they say “Jellicle” and/or “Cat”
Alcohol poison.
if you take a shot everytime he sais "jellicle" maybe you'll be drunk enough to see the actual movie
Drunk within the first minute
You’ll be dead by the second act.
I thought it was spelled “Gellical”
"Now you know about cats."
"I really don't though. I've never been more confused in my life"
Well but isn't that an accurate description of how we feel about real cats? x)
So in a way, this movie is a masterpiece..!
200th like here!😊
@@sleepysera in no way id this a masterpiece
Oh, Right, when You make that kind of joke, you get over 400 likes, but when I do it, I just got a reply saying that they watched the video...
"The main villain wants to die"
"Why?"
"Because"
"That works"
Because he’s in a cult
Because it's in the script! :p
After seeing this clip, I totally understand why all these cats want to die.
I love when villains have relatable goals
@@Sousabird That one hit a little too close to home
“Now you understand CATS!”
“I TRUELY do not. I’ve never been more confused about anything in my life.”
“Why?”
“Because”
“That works”
Why did I laugh so hard to that
Because.
@@bplionel2 That works
You must have pitched before lol
@@Black-lx9jm I don't like baseball, so no
Because you found it funny
“Let’s make something terrible, because we have enough money - and double the amount of cocaine”
I wish that a movie was made because the actor/actress wanted to make it to have fun, not for money.
Chase Hedges67 the room
Sooo much cocaine
@@chasehedges6775 Ryan Reynolds Deadpool He want to play him for years and didn't give up till he did so there's an actor who wanted to play a character not for the money or fame because even he said it was a 50/50 shot
This is how I was made
“I feel just so very uncomfortable”. Said everyone who saw the movie.
And at least half the people who saw the trailer. Bet.
A half gallon of snot lol
I saw the preview... and I was very *UNCOMFORTABLE*
Thats why I didn't watch it.
Okay Mozart
I can’t believe he actually got brainwashed at the end 😂😂😂 That’s honestly so Jellical of him to do.....wait a minute-
The Jellical hypnosis has taken effect !!!
Yes, now we have all been brainwashed . This is so jellical
I know what jellical means it's someone saying " dear little cat " in a British accent
@@Ari-ll1wp There’s also pollicle dogs (“poor little dogs”).
Does anyone else have the urge to put jello on the end of a stick and put it in the freezer to make a jello popsicle?
Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they say “Jellicle”
@ZombieStorm lol
42 times, give or take. That means just over a litre of booze in 6.5 minutes. Ok, let's call it 10 minutes since you have to pause the vid and refill your glass... Good luck with that :)
or every time he says wow 😂
I did, I died, now I only have 8 lives left.
I don't want alcohol poisoning
Universal: *lets add Cats to our horror cinematic universe*
Wow thanks for all the likes guys! By the way, I’m a new channel that covers marvel movie news for anyone interested:) hope everyone has a blessed new year!
Most scariest monster indeed.
Um, I like horror. So no😒
Only scary thing that will ever be in the movie
Universal made this they don't know how to make films.
"The musical nade over 4 billion dollars"
Hollywood: *MAKE IT*
He really wants to buy canada
nade sounds explicit 😂
I'm pretty sure that was the entirety of the actual pitch meeting. "Money - Make it"
@Ramkkingk Ramkala thanks a bunch
@Hassan Syed Yeah, but over 38 YEARS. Probably not Hollywood's greatest gamble.
Coming to rewatch this Pitch Meeting after Ryan said it was his favorite was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Oh really?!
Wow wow wow …. Wow
some people think this movie cursed 2020 and i would agree
It's not that far from possibility.........
Obviously
The god's punishement
It features a London where the humans have mysteriously disappeared.
Which is ironic since it released in 2019
"It'll be super terrifying. Barely coherent."
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
"Oh really?"
You could say that you'll be super uneasy.
@@reloadpsi better wording is TIGHT!
@@reloadpsi super uneasy, barely in coherence
I want more than anything to hear
“So you have a movie for me”
“No sir I don’t”
Context for Jellicle and Pollicle: The books authors daughter (or niece) used to say jellicle meaning "dear little cats" and pollicle meaning "poor little dogs".
So they're really just talking about cats and dogs, all cats are jellicle cats and all dogs are pollicles.
Thank you, according to other people seem like a complete mystery what Jellico meant, but what you said makes sense and I can kind of hear how dear little cat could turn into jellico. Still, whatever possessed them to put that word in a Broadway musical with no context is beyond me
This was like the most “jellicle” pitch meeting
Super jellicle!
That sounds like a nice comment, or a completely neutral one idk
Watch your language!
Jellicle means "Dear Little" So a Dear Little cat, but that's Andrew Lloyd Webber's fault for not explaining.
@@yoonmikim5663 Thanks for the jellicle explanation... Am I using it right?
This movie sounds like a fever dream.
Killowski it was
It was.
It is. But it actually didn't suck. Dare I say it, it was one of the best things I saw that whole year. Which is pretty sad and really speaks pretty negatively more about the year than it does positively about the movie.
It is.
More like an AIDS dream...
2:45 *"It'll be slightly horrifying for sure, yeah."*
Basically the entire movie in a nutshell.
who's here after Ryan said this was his favorite pitch meeting
meeeeee
Me "Ryan, your back must hurt from carrying this channel.."
Ryan "Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience."
"Sore backs are tight!"
Wow wow wow
SCREENRANT:" We're going to need you to get all the way off our back."
Viewers: "Why is all of your other content unwatchable, uncreative, and unoriginal"?
SR: "Because..."
@@bpal7006 Viewers: "Well OK then..."
Kudos to all of you
Cats Pitch Meeting
Producer: “uhhh... meow?!”
Universal: “sounds good to me”
Ahhh, I was looking for a Sanic joke.
Saying meow is tight!
😂😂
So easy... barely an inconvenience
“I feel just so very uncomfortable” basically describes the entire movie
"Yikes! 😅"
What?... do you wanna try that again in English?
This 6 minute skit on RUclips will make more money than Cats.
A young child’s lemonade stand will make more money than cats.
"I feel completely insane, i've lost my sanity, it's gone."
This is absolutely the correct response to watching Cats.
"Cat's are not dogs"
"Aren't they? I don't know anything anymore."
LMAO!
Ugh! That’s such a gellicle thing to say
He said "are they though", not "aren't they". If you're going to leave a comment that just quotes the video, at least get it right.
@@Iaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Transspecies will be the next thing, because you won’t be permitted to say anything else.
Gotta respect any movie which has the power to overwrite basic facts you learned in preschool.
I lost my sanity
Ryan be like: "I watched "Cats" so you don't have to"
That's why he's our hero. He saved us from a fate worse than being jellickled.
Jellical cats: So that’s it, huh? We’re some kind of suicide squad?
AAAAAAAHHHHHH! That's hot! That's hot!
damn im dead 😝😝
Meta.
You mean because the movie spends so much of it's time introducing characters and the antagonist can teleport in a puff of black smoke?
Get your forehead outta hereeeeeeeeee
I tried that "Jellicle" drinking game and now my internal organs hurt.
My butthole
@@ryugo7713 what...
is jellicle
“Why?”
“Because”
I think that can sum up the whole movie
Fair enough!
Cash
Ohh movies with no explanation for anything are TIGHT!
@@Amber-hf8uo SUPER TIGHT!
Lol 😂. The accuracy was perfect. Also, Somin 😍.
The “wow, sure, okay” at 4:13 had me in tears for some reason
“The moon is just *jellical* and you’re going to have to deal with that”
The story of my life.
Zoomer slang.
"I just wish you could provide literally any explanation."
"Well, I'm not gonna. And you're just gonna have to deal with that."
-2020
The video was uploaded in 2019.
@@medexamtoolscom the joke: ✈️
you: 🧐
Fair enough
not gonna like. it's currently at 666 likes
I read this while he said that!😂
Wonder Woman 1984 and Cats are now my most-watched pitch meetings.
They should've marked Cats as a horror movie and maybe it would have been better received.
An interactive horror movie.
About a cult
A Horror about cults and with some fucked up sexual themes.
@@rocksnrolls oh cultes are titte
Might have made for a more original interpretation if they had just made it a horror film, yes. Unironically.
"They're gonna look like if Snapchat filters came to life and had an EXTREME thirst for blood." 😂😂😭😭
[:)
Oh copying lines that were in the video is tight!
@@D_SEAN_5-1 I'm sure it was "super easy, barely an inconvenience"
2:50
Could better use CGI cats
"Now you're getting it!"
"No. No, I'm not."
Fun fact: A certain cat named Princess Caroline from BoJack Horseman has the “jellicles can, jellicles do” ring tone in season 1 lol
"I've never owned a cat but I assume that's a pretty standard name for one" -me, meeting any of my friends cats
^^
My friends after meeting my cat, "Mr.Ballsack"
My cat is named "the cat", like the previous one and the next one. Yeah, I really like the joke of my cat being called "the cat"...
"It's gonna be like a Snapchat filter came to life with an extreme thirst for blood."
Moral of the Story: Cocaine is just the best when you're writing a screenplay.
Or NOT...
This is way funnier for me because my family has always joked that this was written under the influence of cocaine.
i have always suspected that TS Elliot was on something when he wrote these poems
Whoever thought this should be made into a movie was on some sort of hallucinogenics, not coke.
Drugs are TIGHT!
(Not really)
Jellicle was the originals poets neices way of pronouncing Dear Little Cats and Pollicle Dogs were Poor Little dogs. A sweet tribute to his neice and he wrote them a lot of fun poems ❤
That is sweet ❤
He should've kept it for his niece.
I love how they didn't even bother putting up the spoiler warning
Who cares about the 0.000001% that's going to see that dog of a movie?
@@nathanb4424 cats can be dogs too.
ALL the pitches are spoilers DUH!
For being a film called Cats, they really threw this one to the Dogs.
No bones about it
Ooh... woof. 😔
@@HTYM Woofsie 😂
Executive: Do you have a abomination for me?
Screen writer: Yes Sir I do.
It's been a year, I'm rewatching, I haven't checked the comments but if no one has commented "Jellicle Derulo" none of you were trying hard enough.
Someone did make that joke as a comment, but slightly expanded.
At the first it should’ve said: so you have a horror movie for me
Oswin bricks
That would have been TIGHT!!!
Tom531Cat yeah yeah yeah!
Wow wow wow!
Joe Libby making this pun was definitely super easy, barely an inconvenience
Joe Libby how are you verified
According to Urban Dictionary:
The word "Jellicle" first appears in "Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats" by T. S. Elliot, specifically the poem "The Song of the Jellicles". The name "Jellicle cat" is derived from an attempt by T.S. Eliot's infant niece to say "dear little cat".
This is the book that Cats is actually based on
So the moon is a dear little cat?
@@tylervera3116 No. A dear little moon.
@@steffen5121 Ahh so Jellicle just means dear little?
Even with context it doesn't translate well.
Fun fact: 'Cats' the musical is based on a book of poetry by T. S. Eliot. So the movie 'Cats' is twice removed, and definitely feels it.
And that is why the cat's names are so weird!
He was a flaky New England fuddy-duddy who wrote fuddy-duddy "poetry"
Everyone knows that.
@@kellnola He was. Yet surely he’s known for more than his personality. “The Wasteland,” “Four Quartets,” & the “Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock,” to name an exceptional few, are all masterpieces. Eliot was an adept poet-& critic-who shaped the landscape of poetry. However flaky he might have been-with criticisms, women, or within his own poems-he is still regarded as an essential read for anyone interested in poetry. Only a few poets throughout history occupy that same title.
Besides, Eliot wrote these poems about cats as a playful gift for others. He himself had many cats & named them all sorts of strange, yet endearing things. The book is meant to have lessons within it, but above all, it was a way to experiment with verse & structure, & a way to share some happiness with people in his life. They aren’t meant to be taken so seriously that they become a further indictment on his character 😂
@@user-we1fk4ul5o Bah. I don't like hardly any of it. Unnecessarily complicated and obtuse. A LOT of people who love poetry detest him, and I am one of them.
I couldn't stop laughing when the Jellical hypnosis finally kicked at the end lol This guy is genius lol
I watched CATS yesterday
Besides from the wounds it left I got to drag myself into here to say that this is absolutely accurate
Thank you for your sacrifice, brother
Sorry for your loss.... Of brain cells. U are brave
Medals have been given for less.
Thank you for your service sir.🙋🏼♂️
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"They're gonna look like if Snapchat filters came to life and had an extreme thirst for blood"
Basically my thoughts when I first saw this
I thought I was going to say "when a Snapchat filter comes to life and is thirsty"
@@justdueit6199 Both are pretty terrifying 😂
can we all just appreciate Ryan's sacrifice of watching Cats so we wouldn't have to? thank you Ryan for your jellicle sacrifice.
I love that word.
Jellykill
Jellicle jellicle jellicle it's the jellicle hypnosis taking over
@@MJAYZ007 Jellicle
@late4thegameNOW Jellicult
Except it didn't actually suck. It wasn't great, but was ok. Which puts it in the top 5 percentile of movies made in the last few years.
I loved how Ryan started moving his shoulders at the end :D
So, you have a MISTAKE FOR ME?!
Wow wow wow
Whoops!
Mistakes are tight!
Yes sir, I do!
Apola Rahman Whoopsie!
Producer: "Do the cockroaches needs human faces?"
Writer: ".....so the cockroaches have human faces."
Childen ho a mice, and also slaves, and also in film full of sexual innuendo. thats like a "no wrong" combo.
Just no! NO!
@@MouseGoat What?
@@RichGodfrey JUST NO!!!
Good one! A missed opportunity.
There are horror movies named "Mimicry 1/2/3" that have done the cockroaches with human faces thing.
My mom: why are you watching a man losing his mind?
Me: you wouldn’t get it.
Underrated comment right here
Jacob Mason thx man.
Because I envy Him.......
Because that's the gelical thing to do.
Because.
"Jellicle, Jellicle, Jellicle!"
"What is that word? What is it?"
(Me the entire time I was watching Cats)
Magazine writer: "So Idris, why are you in this Cats movie?"
Idris Elba:
Idris Elba: Because... I'M BLACK SUPERMAN!
because I didn't really want to be James Bond anyway
You could ask the same question to Ian Mckellen
because jellical
Drugs cost money
When Pitch Meeting is better than the whole movie lol
Amal Dev U Pitch meetings are almost always better than the movies.
Saved me 2hrs of Cats humping around lol
That’s often the case.
"Now you're getting it."
"No I'm not... No"
I can see that being the exact conversation that took place when the storywriters explained the plot to the director.
I'm here before you get a thousand likes.
Blimey you’re everywhere. Normally I see you on Hololive videos thougj
Ant-man pitch meeting brought me here!!! Lol
Pitch meeting for the live action version of Cat in the Hat.
I second this
@@delayed_reaction_man I heard third this.
Fourth😎
@@TheUnintentionalWildCard I fifth this
I sixth this
You forgot to mention that they initially did all this cgi up where the cats all had buttholes... that frequently were being shown.... and they paid an editing team to remove the buttholes after the movie was completed
And now there's rumored to be a "butthole cut" of the movie!
(Butthole cuts are TIGHT!)
@@tweaker1bms Shouldn't they also have visible genitalia? That would be the director's special edition, the "Nut Cut".
The poor poor brave team. I hope they paid them a LOT!
@@CommanderViviax probably not since Universal cut budget in half after first trailer reactions
Disappointed that the pitch meeting didn't include anything about butt holes. It was kind of a major thing for this movie.
"So, you have a movie for me?"
"No, its more of an abomination"
I've been alive for literally the entirety of this musicals existence.
To this day I still have no idea WHY it was so popular.
"So it's a Broadway musical? Should we cast professionally trained musical theater dancers and singers as the leads?"
"No, audiences would much rather see pop stars, comedians, non-singing actors, and TV personalities try to do it."
"Well all right, then."
Gregory Schmidt I think this every time they remake yet another musical and it’s filled with people who would never have made it through the first stage audition.
This is how I feel when animated movies cast big name celebrities instead of trained voice actors.
And Rebel Wilson.
Why?
Because.
Fair enough.
"Jellicles" are the result of being kicked in the nuts.
Ease54
This needs to have more likes!
Guess you have been kicked in the nuts to know that Lol
@@krupalkulkarni705 Haven't we all.
Ironic, because that's what watching this movie feels like.
Ouch
I’ll never forget i read a quote from a movie reviewer and he said “i thought i was having a stroke when i watched the movie”.
Coming here after hearing Ryan George Say this was his favorite
"Sounds like a truly great moment; or a neutral one. I can't tell"
You have no idea how elated I am that I discovered this channel in the lonely and depressing summer of 2020 so I can binge watch ALL pitch meetings for the first time.
It got me through the year too!
I just discovered it yesterday and watched all night. Would have been more handy last year.
watch his main channel too, Ryan George. Its so funny haha
Now that it's 2021, I hope you're feeling better.
I've had a crap year but this is great. The channel cheers me up no end lol
“Now you’re getting it”
“I’m not; no.”
ryan's favorite pitch meeting
That was super jellicle barely an inconvenience.
All that was missing. 😹
That was super jellicle, barely a jellicle.
@@Georgeous42 Oh Jellicle!