This is one of those cursed monkey paw deals...so Satan gave a bump to director...then it rollercoasted down from that height, straight to hell...Perhaps the director has second thoughts and wants a refund, but Satan's satisfied at the Devil's bargain reached.
Well this stands for many movies made in Russia,while the most popular channel making honest comedy reviews of them is getting more views than the movie.
*"Now that director Tom Hooper has won his oscar, Satan has returned to claim his half of the deal."* Joke all you want but that's the most reasonable explanation I've heard for why this movie exists.
or maybe the honest trailer just sucked. If a movie is so bad, shouldn't it result in funnier content and people being able to watch it to the end? I'm seeing a lot who didn't. People knew what the cats looked like at this point, it isn't the aesthetics that had people clicking away. It was the lack of comedy.
I am legitimately impressed at the quality of these lyrics. They’re funny parodies of the songs from the musical, but they also perfectly sum up our feelings towards the movie. Plus, they’re catchy and are sung well
@@MrsLensherrr can't sing lol, charted more then most have, had more hit songs then most. Taylor needs a role to suit her really and this film does not.
Funny... Typically old Nick takes payment upfront. ref. Halle Barry with Cat Woman, and Seymour Hoffman with that Ben Stiller movie right before Truman Capote
In the US that would violate your 8th Amendment rights against cruel and unusual punishment. In a war zone it would violate the Geneva Conventions on the treatment of prisoners of war.
"Satan has returned to claim his half of the deal." I think even Satan is looking at this like, "Yeeeeeeah, I think I went a little too far this time."
"How big are cats supposed to be? they don't know or don't care" LOL this is so true, the they look so tiny in some scenes, they couldn't even get the proportions right
I know literally no one cares, but the word "Jellicle" came from the way the daughter of the original story's writer would pronounce "Dear Little." She was a small child so trying to say "dear little cat" sounded like she was saying "jellicle cat." I find this adorable.
Lol the "original writer" was T.S. Eliot, perhaps the greatest poet of the 20th century in English. I always laugh that the same man who wrote "Four Quartets" also wrote... Cats.
It often does. You should watch the commentary videos. The Emoji Movie genuinely did damage to their souls (I think one of them said he had to watch it twice for all the trailer jokes) so I can only imagine what this one did.
Maybe in being forced to watch the film, understand its meaning, appreciate the grandeur of this film's creation, they realized there really wasn't anything to make fun of. Have a blessed day.
It’s pretty smart though how they made a correlation between this and the movie, since cats was one of the worst movies ever and now this is one of the worst honest trailers ever... that was on purpose... right?
I found the comment about "screamsinging their way into your retinas" particularly appropriate. Last weekend a friend convinced me to watch this with him. During the movie I literally developed 4 tears in my retina that required emergency surgery. The physical harm is healing nicely but the psychological...
@@No_Way_NO_WAY i think you might just become the richest man alive if you do that then all cat video compilations will be the top seller movies everyone will be addicted to it! i see no flaws
I love how Disney is just gonna screen a Hamilton show in theaters while Universal wasted money and time on... this. In this case, the lazy option was best option.
For real. Just watching this Honest Trailer made me wanna hurl. Which is saying something, since not even 'The Cat in the Hat' made me feel so sick to my stomach. Seriously, who the hell's bright idea was it to release this abomination into theaters?!
I think that review they put say it all "You'll never forget it - though you will try". I dont think I have enough courage to test it, this Honest trailer is more than enough to encite my nightmares for the next 10 years
Yeah........................I was not anxious to see how they would mess up Macavity.... Some of my theatre friends did watch it though, they were drunk,but they seemed to be having fun.................
LOL me too. It wasn’t because it was a clever it was because watching those horrible cats and their furry costumes and everything just yuck. I can’t imagine sitting through a two hour movie of this!
This has to be one of my favorite episodes of this series, the fact that you guys went to the effort to make sense of this and write parodies of some of the film’s songs is very respectable considering how Unwatchable this thing looks! You have my respect for putting in this much effort for a movie so badly received, I hope you can recover from this safely!
I’m always so impressed when Screen Junkies does musical parodies in their Honest Trailers. The lyrics, meter, singing, production, mixing are all so top-notch. Most other big-time RUclipsrs can’t even compare.
I found the rewrites of the songs terribly uncreative. It's almost disgusting to see filmmakers gut the work of other artists in order to profit off their vilification.
Yeah, it isn't even fair to compare the Screenjunkies HTG to the Fandom Games HGTG anymore, cause the Screen Junkies one is in a league of his own nowadays tbh' :/
The conditions in which they had to do it sound way worse than the task itself tbh. Tom Hooper apparently has no idea how cgi works so he expected all shots to be fully rendered before they showed them to him instead of being reasonable and providing notes on the pre-viz stuff and rough animations like a normal director. So they had to do every shot from start to finish in a rush and then do it again if there was anything he didn't like about those shots which would happen often. So essentially it's working 80 hours weeks in order to finish the movie like a dozen times over while a hack of a director criticizes you over how you're doing your job despite not even understanding what it is you do. Plus from what I understand a lot of the mocap data they took on set wasn't usable so they had to hand animate a lot of the sequences which gives them even more work to do.
@@hiimchrisj And to add further insult to injury, Hooper as well as James Corden and Rebel Wilson participated in throwing the VFX department under the bus at the Oscars.
"This film taught me to understand what crappiness is. But, to roast it is so much fun." BRAVO! BRAVO! to Honest Trailers for making this a straight-up musical trailer. This parody was spot on with great singing to boot.
More like the honest trailer just wasnt that funny. Movies that are "so bad" should have the best/funniest, must watch multiple times "honest trailer". Not one thats so unfunny you turn it off....
“All of these cats will haunt you at night.” the night before I even went to see the damned movie I woke up at 2AM and thought I saw the Ian McKellen cat standing in my room... I’ve never been more scared in my life
Bouncer: "Welcome to the Salty Spittoon how tough are ya?" Tough Guy: "How tough am I? I just Finished watching the Cats movie!" Bouncer: "Yeah, so?" Tough Guy: "I was Sober" Bouncer: "Uh right this way sir. Sorry to keep you waiting"
I did actually watch it sober with a friend because i review movies for friends and family... and what's worse is that because of their schedule and ther movie schedule I had just watch Parasite before Cats...
You’re damn right we do, though I’m kinda glad this movie exists it’s something related to anthropomorphic animals that both furries an none furries share the same opinion. Still, this abomination should be burned in the deepest levels of hell
I couldn't finish it either. Normally when it's bad (and by that I mean, when there is singing)I just skip to the "Starring" section. But that was bad too, so I gave up.
Ridge frost that right there is my measuring stick for how bad this movie is. Cat girls usually look awesome but somehow this movie messed even that up.
Full disclosure: I loved the stage production of "Cats". I had the soundtrack. I loved the soundtrack. I even bought the T.S. Eliot book. I would never see this movie because it looks like a travesty. I think it was on a Georg Rockall-Schmit (sp?) video where he talked about "the medium is the message." The language of the theater is dramatically different than the language of movies. What they did was Google Translate a stage show to a film. If the movie "Cats" was animated, like the fantastical classic "Watership Down" or "Secrets of NIMH", it would have been better. Georg explained it better.
Props for honest trailer guys who sacrifice their eyes & soul to watch the whole movie to show us a glimpse of hell if we choose to watch it. SLOW DAMN CLAP!
This Trailer was allready annoying with all the stupid singing and dancing and all that BS. So i am not gonna bother to torture myself ~2 hours with this "movie".
"satan has returned to claim his part of the deal" I think at this point, satan wants a refund, too!
He’s all yeah no I don’t even want that
Oh yeah ಠ益ಠ
He fed off the souls of the people who watched the movie and consumed every actor's career.
This is one of those cursed monkey paw deals...so Satan gave a bump to director...then it rollercoasted down from that height, straight to hell...Perhaps the director has second thoughts and wants a refund, but Satan's satisfied at the Devil's bargain reached.
The number of likes for this comment is exactly 666 XD
When a movie is so bad that the Honest Trailer alone makes you feel like you just watched the film and want your money back.
Didn't finish watching the trailer, was too much to bear.
Muller du Plooy if you like "Memory" the parody of the song starting at 5:02 is pretty amazing.
It can't be worse than After Earth.
100% agree...I'm pissed off about it too
@@Gleeson23 Listen, if your interested I can give you a link to a self hypnosis video I discover. It can help those who watch it, forget bad memories.
I bet more people watch this honest trailer than the actual movie.
I believe that this honest trailer will make more money than the movie
Well this stands for many movies made in Russia,while the most popular channel making honest comedy reviews of them is getting more views than the movie.
Lol. Woof.
Watch Ryan George's pitch meeting.
Well ya and I feel if the trailer is honest and wana show how bad this movie is then ya I am not seeing the movie. Just seeing the trailer i am sick.
"After Tom Hooper won his oscar, Satan has come to claim his half of the deal" one of the better jokes I've heard in this series
I was gonna say. Damn.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This movie set the tone of what 2020 would be like..
Roland Lee horrendous
The planet is punishing all of us for releasing this monstruosity to the world, we had it coming people
The humans are locked in , now the cats rule the street.
2020 is what the world deserves because this movie exists.
QUARANTINE under threat of death is FAR BETTER than sitting through this movie.
"How big are cats supposed to be? They don't know or don't care"
EXACTLY, THANK YOU for saying it
Same with 1998 Godzilla.
*"Now that director Tom Hooper has won his oscar, Satan has returned to claim his half of the deal."*
Joke all you want but that's the most reasonable explanation I've heard for why this movie exists.
Satan and Holly wood are related. Hence blood sacrifices and baby meat is eaten by the elite.
Says more about how the movie academy chooses Oscars and what their taste is
The only issue is that I don't think even Satan is THAT evil.
Look, we need a motion picture for hell, think you can do it for me?
@@rossmandell8734 but I think he deserved that Oscar. Just because this movie is bad doesn't mean that his previous work is also bad
Taylor Swift: “I’ll be the actress starring in your bad dreams”
She was warning us 😮
I wanna like but you have 69 likes
What a warning indeed.
LMFAOOO
So that's what we made her do.
Thank god I didn’t see this movie. I just watched Avengers Endgame for the 200th time.
Honestly, even the honest trailer making fun of Cats was enough Cats for me.
Yeah, I kinda wish I listened instead of watched it
I got uncomfortable enough with just this.
More like too much.
I know this felt like the longest honest trailer of all time
All right, that's enough Cats for me. I'm out.
When a movie is so bad, that even an honest trailer couldn't justify its existence
No, this channel is too politically correct to actually dunk on this movie in any kind of a satisfying manner
There's nothing that can justify the existence of this abomination.
@@512TheWolf512 I'd love to know why a channel that caters towards general audiences suddenly means they're being "politically correct"...
@@SPM0717 Its his only argument, cut him some slack.
or maybe the honest trailer just sucked. If a movie is so bad, shouldn't it result in funnier content and people being able to watch it to the end? I'm seeing a lot who didn't. People knew what the cats looked like at this point, it isn't the aesthetics that had people clicking away. It was the lack of comedy.
I wanted this honest trailer to end tbh. Shows how bad the movie is.
At least the musical is good and it's super hilarious, at least for me😂
Same. I bailed. Halfway through when it was clear we were just getting singing.
This trailer was too honest. Show us something else!
me too!!!!
Same. It was brutal.
I am legitimately impressed at the quality of these lyrics. They’re funny parodies of the songs from the musical, but they also perfectly sum up our feelings towards the movie. Plus, they’re catchy and are sung well
Yeah took me way too long to realize that the singing was the actual trailer and not a movie clip
I’ll admit the songs in the Honest Trailer are really catchy, if you turn the visuals off of course.
Sung really well. A lot of the people singing the parody songs sound like they could be on Broadway, if they aren't already.
Our feelings? Our? I love the movie!
I didn't even see it and I still expect a refund.
But you got a quarantine
this comment wins the internet
So this is like fallout 76
same.
I saw only the poster.
same
“I’ll be the actress starring in your bad dreams“ -Taylor Swift
Confirmed Quote with source?
@@UlfricReiddr It's from one of her songs - Pretty sure it's Look What You Made Me Do but I'm not a Taylor Swift expert
She was not mistaken with this lyric, she can't act or sing to save her life
She tried to wran us.
@@MrsLensherrr can't sing lol, charted more then most have, had more hit songs then most. Taylor needs a role to suit her really and this film does not.
**Sees Honest Trailers: Cats**
Me: "YES!"
HT: "We are going to sing it at you."
Me: *"OH NO"* D:
I wasnt ready for this level of HT.
I am so sorry. Cracked me up.
Singing wasn't that bad.
OH YES!
*evil laughter*
They literally used Taylor Swift to promote this movie and she ended up being in for one song😂
I think she also co-wrote a new song for the movie, but still, pretty much
Same with The Giver.
Beautiful Ghosts (the song she wrote for Victoria) was the best part, in my opinion
Yup, the few people who saw it heard kids complaining because they thought she was the main character
@@bangswizzle7938 I didn't see the movie or want to, but Beautiful Ghosts is enchanting!
I love how the only positive review is just "I didn't hate it."
Right! I noticed that too, lol
Not anymore.
Yes! A ringing endorsement, like "I didn't puke once".
I loved it. My friends whom I saw with also enjoyed. So that's 8 ppl counting your ref.
@jelliclecatjeezisz And... the IMDb rating is 2.7 out of 10 from over 35,000 user reviews. :/
Humans hated each other so much they created this movie.
"Now that director Tom Hooper has won his oscar, Satan has returned to claim his half of the deal." 😄
Funny... Typically old Nick takes payment upfront. ref. Halle Barry with Cat Woman, and Seymour Hoffman with that Ben Stiller movie right before Truman Capote
Happens almost every time a director/actor makes their biggest break.
That and the Les Twins part at the end were the only funny parts of this.
Pennywise: I am the eater of worlds
Cats: Jellicle
Pennywise: Nevermind
I’m screaminG-
Every Marvel fan: you're not Galactus!
Jellicle sounds like Genital!!!
500th like
Galactus would scream and hide from Cats.
The only more tragic thing than cats is the fact that the editors had to watch it multiple times
They knew what they were signing up for.
How did they watch it multiple times and not scrap the entire thing?
they're part of the problem. if that's their tragedy, they're getting off easy
@@grandmasterace4785 How did anyone involved in this train wreck not stop and raise their hand to say "this is a bad idea"?
F's in the chats for no one's brave heroes
“Satan came back for his half of the deal” lmao
had me rolling! haha
This movie wasn't released.
It escaped.
Bruhh i can't 😂😂😂 Imagine the reward to get him back. I will send this movie to jail for free 😂😂😂
This should be the highest liked comment xDDD
Amen!
Jesus thats funny
I don't want to like this comment because right now it's on 420 likes. But I like it.
"This is the worst thing to happen to cats since dogs!".
-Ricky Gervais
DIGS AND HUMANS COMBINED TOGETHER! MASS HYSTERIA!
“The worst thing to happen to cats since dogs”
Oh, God! My eyes!
Gotta love Ricky
What would u say is worse the virus or Cats
I once read the shortest negative review of all time for this, just one Word
"Woof"
This and "Oh God! My eyes!" are two of my favorite critiques from this movie.
Just the clips of this are torture. They should play this movie in interrogation rooms to get confessions.
Maarek Steele They could of indoctrinated the guy from clockwork orange a lost faster if they would of showed him this instead of random violence
HAHAHAHA
LOL!!!
but i enjoyed mocking it when i watched it. my sister watched it high in theaters
In the US that would violate your 8th Amendment rights against cruel and unusual punishment. In a war zone it would violate the Geneva Conventions on the treatment of prisoners of war.
Damn even this trailer is unbearable i can’t imagine the movie
ya isn't the point of these trailers to be funny?
@@jelliclecatjeezisz8485 Right not make us hate it even more.
I know right
The movie itself was a joke
@@jelliclecatjeezisz8485 they are HONEST the movie supposed to be hated
If “bc” is before cats then does that make “ad” after dogs
No it's after disaster because that's what this movie is.
@@princessofhell4639 It's not a disaster. It's a way to lose faith in humanity
No! Not dogs too!
In Italy we were very lucky: "Cats" arrived here on Feb 20th (last country) and on Feb 24th the government closed cinemas and theatres for the Covid.
right.... and thanks for clarifying they closed for Covid and not something else. Wasn't sure. lol
So you're saying the Covid isn't all bad?
Maybe they closed it cuz of this movie
You lucky bastard
@ODSD77 Se vivi in Lombardia il 24 ci hanno chiuso palestre e cinema ;)
"Satan has returned to claim his half of the deal."
I think even Satan is looking at this like, "Yeeeeeeah, I think I went a little too far this time."
the movie is so bad, Satan regains a conscious! That's when you know things have gotten horrendous!
"Look man, I was just trying to make a good movie."
- Satan, probably
This movie was "Manos, Hands of Fate" bad.
Nah, Manos was bad in a way that made it perfect for riffing on. I didn't see this, but I doubt even the Mads would be that cruel.
My guess is that Satan's like: "What?!? This isn't what I told you AT ALL!"
"How big are cats supposed to be? they don't know or don't care" LOL this is so true, the they look so tiny in some scenes, they couldn't even get the proportions right
I know literally no one cares, but the word "Jellicle" came from the way the daughter of the original story's writer would pronounce "Dear Little." She was a small child so trying to say "dear little cat" sounded like she was saying "jellicle cat." I find this adorable.
I agree, with the second part.
That's so cute
😯 oh ok
Lol the "original writer" was T.S. Eliot, perhaps the greatest poet of the 20th century in English. I always laugh that the same man who wrote "Four Quartets" also wrote... Cats.
@@mjxw You are boring. It's cool when a poet is versatile.
We can't really blame the Honest Trailer Guys for this. To watch the whole movie to make 5 minutes of Jokes would probably make them go crazy.
It often does. You should watch the commentary videos. The Emoji Movie genuinely did damage to their souls (I think one of them said he had to watch it twice for all the trailer jokes) so I can only imagine what this one did.
So you're saying they had too much content to create something funny. Got it.
Maybe in being forced to watch the film, understand its meaning, appreciate the grandeur of this film's creation, they realized there really wasn't anything to make fun of. Have a blessed day.
@@jelliclecatjeezisz8485 They did try their best..
Me before watching this: Oh no this is gonna be funny
Me after watching this: Oh no why did I just watch all of that
Because like me you probably kept hoping that they would do something funny, anything besides sing!
i know. i think a part of me just died and now i want to return into my mother's womb.
Hats for creativity with the singing. That being said, god this one was terrible
Can you tell me the name of the real song they parodied for the Starring section?
@@pranavkushwaha2394 its "Memory (reprise)" from Cats
It’s pretty smart though how they made a correlation between this and the movie, since cats was one of the worst movies ever and now this is one of the worst honest trailers ever... that was on purpose... right?
Whats horrible about this one?
@@americanduck2546 Thank you. :)
I found the comment about "screamsinging their way into your retinas" particularly appropriate. Last weekend a friend convinced me to watch this with him. During the movie I literally developed 4 tears in my retina that required emergency surgery. The physical harm is healing nicely but the psychological...
Do you realize you have all the right sue the filmmakers?
"I am so so sorry"
-The Honest Trailers guy 2020
At least he's honest
Believe me even your theater friends aren’t having fun with this movie
i did for the wrong reasons
Ann Elizabeth the recording of the staged show is so much better
What theater friends?
I feel like they had to mean "your friends that are into the theatre and didnt see this travesty "
Theatre kids were so upset
I haven't seen it, but this trailer is enough to make me want to bleach my eyes.
Same same oh God the same
Interesting for not having seen it. Maybe seeing it would change your mind and get at least some basis for your opinion.
@@bobbo924B Agree. So much hate toward something they don't want to understand. Such is the plight of the feral cat.. sigh. I loved the film.
@@jelliclecatjeezisz8485 Some people enjoy frolicking in their own fecal matter - still doesn't mean I want to try it, though..!
"The body horror on display make Cronenberg look quaint" XD
"The box office failure of CATS has to sting more when considering how well random cat videos do online."
Maybe someone should bring a 120min cat video compilation into the cinemas. Then compare about the sold tickets.
@@No_Way_NO_WAY i think you might just become the richest man alive if you do that then all cat video compilations will be the top seller movies everyone will be addicted to it! i see no flaws
I love how Disney is just gonna screen a Hamilton show in theaters while Universal wasted money and time on... this. In this case, the lazy option was best option.
Not that the Hamilton show wasn't insanely expensive to secure the rights to.
75 million
Okay, hilarity aside, can we please just take a moment to give credit to he girl that sang the memories parody? She nailed those notes!
No
@@AM-jz5wz I have no idea why but this reply is just hilarious
Headline - LOCAL MAN SAYS NO.
That's a "no" from me, dawg.
I liked the parody of Macavity more
I realize Satan’s half
of the deal was that this movie would be released at the same day the virus was discovered.....yes that happened
I not only hate the Chinese for the Virus, but I hate the director of this movie. I hope his career is destroyed after this CATastrophe.
My god, December 16 truly was a cursed day.
"This song goes on forever."
Thank you for expressing what we must have all been feeling during that scene.
+1 respect for your courage to watch the movie
@@balaramchowdary9 to watch a beautiful, longstanding play be translated into fantastic cinema? Oh the courage.
@@jelliclecatjeezisz8485 Guys, I think I've found the creature more elusive than a unicorn: someone who likes Cats unironically.
"Oh sweet, the Cats Honest Trailer!"
"...wait a minute, Cats is a musical. Oh no, a musical-parody Honest Trailer."
What a roller coaster of emotions.
I nearly forgot it was a musical trailer until it hit me that Cats was a musical.
Musical parody Honest Trailers are the best!
This doesnt feel like the usual Honest Trailers.
This is just Screen Junkies way to make us suffer like them while they're writing script for this.
This was painful
“Look what they made you do” killed me
Cats: The greatest cinematic advertisement for...getting a dog.
The movie actually takes a moment to remind you that a cat is not a dog.
I adopted 3 on my way home from the theater
Say: “I shouldn’t have agreed to sing for an entire movie” in tribute to Russell Crowe since he was able to avoid this turd called “Cats”.
I cant even finish watching this honest trailer.. Imagine the pain if your went to a theater to watch this.. lol
I'm not above walking out.
I lasted 1:38 minutes (inb4 the “that’s what she said jokes”). This was torture.
I made it to 3:44, but even that was difficult. I feel more sad for the production team who had to make this trailer.
I went and it wasnt that bad. It was very reminiscent of the Broadway show, so it was kinda niche
For real. Just watching this Honest Trailer made me wanna hurl. Which is saying something, since not even 'The Cat in the Hat' made me feel so sick to my stomach. Seriously, who the hell's bright idea was it to release this abomination into theaters?!
This is , hands down, your best one so far. I have tears in my eyes, you sirs deserve a standing ovation
after the first minute of this trailer... "I do not ever, ever need to see this movie."
Yeah, not even "free" on your streaming service of choice. Literally never going to watch this.
I think that review they put say it all "You'll never forget it - though you will try".
I dont think I have enough courage to test it, this Honest trailer is more than enough to encite my nightmares for the next 10 years
I hate-saw it. So did everyone else in the theatre.
I had kind of the opposite reaction. but only drunk and stoned.
iansteelmatheson same. My friends and I watched this baked out of our minds and had so many laugh attacks, it was lots of fun
This movie is so bad, I can’t even get through the “Honest Trailer” version of it
Yep that was hard. But I managed...barely...nightmares coming
I just stopped halfway thru.
ditto
Brett Munsey haha me too
I cringed the whole Honest trailer.
"Satan has returned to claim his half of the deal."
Satan: I had nothing to do with this no soul is worth that.
But to be fair to Cats, if it didn't exist then we wouldn't get this A+++ musical burn.
It would've been worth the sacrifice XD
"A cinematic hairball packed with shocking abnormality."
Yeah, that about sums 'Cats' up.
i feel the remorse of the audience, cant even sit through this honest trailer.
There was an audience?
same
Damn right, my head dizzy when they start singing.
@@dipoput Same here
"satan has returned to claim his part of the deal" He probably just wanted another Fast and the Furious not for his eyes to bleed.
Madrock wrong he needed a film to show in hell
2:16
"See all your Broadway friends having fun"
Noooooooo. We disowned this movie when it was announced.
Literally NONE of us asked for this.
@GRADY FALLERT - STUDENT Try reading...
Yeah........................I was not anxious to see how they would mess up Macavity....
Some of my theatre friends did watch it though, they were drunk,but they seemed to be having fun.................
They mean having fun watching the Broadway version and not this one
NO ONE AT ALL!!
Agreed. I'd much rather watch the dvd of the musical.
This movie was so bad, I'd like to think it shares universe with the Catwoman movie.
@Mukund Ranjan Tiwari Aristocats would like to differ.
I recently learned that movie has an even worse game...
Or Cat in the Hat
lol yeah
I almost wanna say it’s worse 😶
The one fresh review saying “I didn’t hate it” really got me for some reason
Julian Montgomery Woof
The only time I couldn't finish an Honest Trailer.
ya it really just wasn't funny. And with so much material... how?
Me too, I couldn't stand it... I stopped halfway in the video
Haha you walked out of a trailer? That’s a first 😂
LOL me too. It wasn’t because it was a clever it was because watching those horrible cats and their furry costumes and everything just yuck. I can’t imagine sitting through a two hour movie of this!
This is the Scott's Tots version of Honest Trailer
I am waiting for the movie "The Disaster Artist: Cats"
Oooh that should def become a film series! XD
"We are going to do the same to you! I'm so, so sorry"
Probably one of the most hilarious and genuine lines you guys ever delivered lol
It's *Honest* Trailers, they gotta be honest =]
Emoji movie, Cats, James Corden’s on a roll.
Nah, he ate the roll
trolls
Laugh all you want. They're paying him star money.
Like honestly why do they keep him around?
peter rabbit too
"We have ways of making you talk, you can sit through Cats twice or be waterboarded?"
"You know I am feeling a little thirsty."
You know what? Throw in some black box torture or some bastinado, ANYTHING BUT CATS, *PLEASE*
I am feeling quite in the mood for a swim
Bwahahahaha! This is just the perfect response here. Thanks!!!
This has to be one of my favorite episodes of this series, the fact that you guys went to the effort to make sense of this and write parodies of some of the film’s songs is very respectable considering how Unwatchable this thing looks! You have my respect for putting in this much effort for a movie so badly received, I hope you can recover from this safely!
I’m always so impressed when Screen Junkies does musical parodies in their Honest Trailers. The lyrics, meter, singing, production, mixing are all so top-notch. Most other big-time RUclipsrs can’t even compare.
I'm just glad they seem to focus on matching the words to the cadence on top of the jokes. Makes it so much easier to sing along to.
I found the rewrites of the songs terribly uncreative. It's almost disgusting to see filmmakers gut the work of other artists in order to profit off their vilification.
My own favorite is Beauty and the Beast. Or maybe Lion King, or Les Miserables.....
Yeah, it isn't even fair to compare the Screenjunkies HTG to the Fandom Games HGTG anymore, cause the Screen Junkies one is in a league of his own nowadays tbh' :/
Yeah because the other you tubers are mostly on their own. These guys are a whole studio worth of people, writers, musicians, engineers etc.
When you can't say that this trailer is better than the whole movie because you haven't even watched the movie.
No, Im pretty sure I know.
I’ve seen it. This is better.
@@XFataleProX Are you ok ? I hope nothing happened to you
@@FaissalsAnimation I'm suppose you like the movie ???
@@justhuy7960 no he was concerned about his health after watching the whole movie.
Just imagine: Many special effects artists gave up many months of their lives to come up with this hairball of a movie.
The conditions in which they had to do it sound way worse than the task itself tbh. Tom Hooper apparently has no idea how cgi works so he expected all shots to be fully rendered before they showed them to him instead of being reasonable and providing notes on the pre-viz stuff and rough animations like a normal director. So they had to do every shot from start to finish in a rush and then do it again if there was anything he didn't like about those shots which would happen often. So essentially it's working 80 hours weeks in order to finish the movie like a dozen times over while a hack of a director criticizes you over how you're doing your job despite not even understanding what it is you do. Plus from what I understand a lot of the mocap data they took on set wasn't usable so they had to hand animate a lot of the sequences which gives them even more work to do.
@@hiimchrisj And to add further insult to injury, Hooper as well as James Corden and Rebel Wilson participated in throwing the VFX department under the bus at the Oscars.
Ummm meoow? (Sonic)
@@hiimchrisj ouch, that's terrible
@@hiimchrisj Wait... They had Tom Hooper? That guy who made the abomination that is Les Miserables do this film?
This is why an Animal Crossing movie should be animated.
Fun Fact: There is an animated Animal Crossing film that was released in Japan.
@@optillian4182 I've heard of it.
That we can all agree.
@@duscarasheddinn8033 I've watched it fansubbed
Yes please god.
"This was the worst thing to happen to cats since dogs." - Ricky Gervais
Dogs the movie?
He quoted that from another review.
"This film taught me to understand what crappiness is.
But, to roast it is so much fun."
BRAVO! BRAVO! to Honest Trailers for making this a straight-up musical trailer. This parody was spot on with great singing to boot.
When the movie is so bad that you cant even finish the Honest Trailer.
Yeah lol.
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More like the honest trailer just wasnt that funny. Movies that are "so bad" should have the best/funniest, must watch multiple times "honest trailer". Not one thats so unfunny you turn it off....
‘Now that director Tom Hooper has won his Oscar, Satan has returned to claim his half of the deal.’ 😂 😂
This movie don't even deserve to be downloaded illegally.
Any computers who had this movie downloaded in them have their value so lowered they can't be resold
You'd be bringing curse upon curse on your family if you do something like that.
I kind of figure I have better things to do with my ones and zeros.
Damn now that's saying something 😂
Ahahah...il tuo commento mi ha ripagato di aver visto l'honest trailer di questo film
Whoever wrote that Satan joke in the beginning should be proud!
Its really not that clever of a joke
@@bagelbramble7335 Don't spoil their joy, lol. Get outta here
“All of these cats will haunt you at night.” the night before I even went to see the damned movie I woke up at 2AM and thought I saw the Ian McKellen cat standing in my room... I’ve never been more scared in my life
I like how they are just slandering this but it doesn’t sound like it because they are singing all of it
So good this honest trailer is
Never in my life had I wanted an honest trailer to end so badly.
Say: “I’m a force of nature. NO! Mistake of nature.”
Please do
"I don't hate it". And that's the best review.
5:27 *"LOOK WHAT THEY MADE YOU DO"* 😂😂 Omg I'm laughing and horrfied at the same time.......
Bouncer: "Welcome to the Salty Spittoon how tough are ya?"
Tough Guy: "How tough am I? I just Finished watching the Cats movie!"
Bouncer: "Yeah, so?"
Tough Guy: "I was Sober"
Bouncer: "Uh right this way sir. Sorry to keep you waiting"
LOL, nice.
I need a drink after just the Honest Trailer. Don't think I'm tough enough to sit through the movie sober.
I did actually watch it sober with a friend because i review movies for friends and family... and what's worse is that because of their schedule and ther movie schedule I had just watch Parasite before Cats...
@@ImperialWarrior6490 oof that is some serious whiplash
Perfectly balanced...
This is the closest I'll get to watching this "film"
Sa-me
Same. I'll never watch it.
Even this was too much
At least Halle Barry wasn’t in it. I don’t think she’s recovered from her last cat related train wreck
Black Ninja can’t argue
Halle Berry didn't even consider it.
Catwoman did not suck. Not everything about Catwoman has to be associated with Batman.
She redeemed herself with her john wick 3 and her dog action scene. 10/10
Juai nott? Yeah😅 I almost forgot she was in JW3
The last air bender: are you challenging me?
The emoji movie: are you challenging me
Garbage Pail Kids: You underestimate my power
The Room: Hi, Mark.
When even the furries are disavowing the film, you know there's a problem.
heresjohnno LMAO
You know, it's a joke, but you're also actually right..
Because nothing about this was hot.
You’re damn right we do, though I’m kinda glad this movie exists it’s something related to anthropomorphic animals that both furries an none furries share the same opinion.
Still, this abomination should be burned in the deepest levels of hell
This movie could have been released during the quarantine and it would have the same amount of people watching it in the theaters.
If this movie would have been released during quarantine it would have totally motivated people to stay inside.
That's a terrible thing to say, thousands went out to see it, and they would all be breaking quarantine.
This is the first time, and probably the only time, I won't be able to finish a Honest Trailer. I'm sorry. I'm just not capable of it.
maybe they are being meta and decided that a movie so terrible deserves an Honest Trailer to match.
Tapped out at 4:50. Cant do it.
I couldn't finish it either. Normally when it's bad (and by that I mean, when there is singing)I just skip to the "Starring" section. But that was bad too, so I gave up.
I wanted to click to something else but I found the strength of will not to.
I finished it, but I wanted it to be over almost the whole time. This might be the first Honest Trailer that was actually a chore to watch.
Say what you want, but the songs done in this Honest Trailer were really good!
I've never clicked on an Honest Trailer so quickly.
I'm sure you wish you hadn't now 😝
I've never clicked off an Honest Trailer so quickly.
you'd expect this movie to be the most intense wet dream of furries but even they were like "nah, we good bro"
They don't even want to touch the movie with a 20ft pole.
All the furry communities said they dont want nothing to do with this
Ridge frost that right there is my measuring stick for how bad this movie is. Cat girls usually look awesome but somehow this movie messed even that up.
Full disclosure: I loved the stage production of "Cats". I had the soundtrack. I loved the soundtrack. I even bought the T.S. Eliot book.
I would never see this movie because it looks like a travesty.
I think it was on a Georg Rockall-Schmit (sp?) video where he talked about "the medium is the message." The language of the theater is dramatically different than the language of movies. What they did was Google Translate a stage show to a film. If the movie "Cats" was animated, like the fantastical classic "Watership Down" or "Secrets of NIMH", it would have been better. Georg explained it better.
Secret of NIMH's movie was also not up to scratch in comparison to the book imo...
I am also a huge fan of the stage musical, and feel so betrayed by the movie.
Old Possums Book Of Cats. I love that. It's the only poetry book I own.
@@Tiaanvanniekerk No. But it was not a cataclysmic level of fail. More like what usually happens to a book.
Props for honest trailer guys who sacrifice their eyes & soul to watch the whole movie to show us a glimpse of hell if we choose to watch it.
SLOW DAMN CLAP!
I bet half the people watching this haven't seen the movie
Given how badly it bombed, I'm betting it's a lot more than half.
True😅
I bet it's way more than half
This Trailer was allready annoying with all the stupid singing and dancing and all that BS.
So i am not gonna bother to torture myself ~2 hours with this "movie".
Good, thank god they didn't!
This was the film that gave the audience PTSD.
Knight Riot21 nice one
CTSD (Cats Traumatic Stress Disorder)
"The body horror on display makes Cronenbery look quaint." - If that had been on the adverts they probably would have sold more tickets.
No "Aristocats" joke? ("Everybody--hates to be a cat"..............)