Something similar happened to me with The Peanut Butter Solution, which I watched so very many times at my after school program and now can never unsee.
I remember seeing this as a kid and I was VERY disturbed. Like, this whole thing was super creepy and gave me a phobia of Jeffery Jones. Which, in hindsight, was probably fair.
Remember the scene where Dr. Jenning sticks his alien tongue into the cigarette lighter and starts eating the electricity or something? I dunno, it's been a long time.
I thought they would cover that at some point. George Lucas produced it while at the height of his popularity. Do you really turn down the person who is responsible for the Star Wars franchise?
@@firestar9650 Since you're obviously new around here, you should probably know that 90% of comments on these videos are just people quoting their favorite parts of the video or replying to quoted catchphrases with other quoted catchphrases.
To Be Fair Back to the Future sounds rather weird and messed up when you break it down and it was a hit even though so many people thought it would be a Bust
And that's why we need the reboot! ASAP! Saw the movie on release and thought this is pretty tame compared to comic, Watch Duckman which is a lot closer, but doesn't include Dr strange and co. unfortunately.
I only now occurred to to me that Ryan has to actually watch all these movies to make the Pitch Meetings for us. Thank you for your brave sacrifice sir, thank you. :-|
Howard the Duck: "So what's next for me?" Marvel: "A cameo in the Guardians of the Galaxy." Howard the Duck: " A cameo?" Marvel: "After the credits." Howard the Duck: "Pfft. Like that'll be a hit!" *28 years later* Marvel: "Good news, Howard, you're in the Guardians of the Galaxy sequel!" Howard the duck: "Terrific!" Marvel: "As a cameo another cameo." Howard the duck: "Dammit." *5 years later* Marvel: "Howard, you're an Endgame!" Howard the Duck: "YES!" Marvel: "You're in the final battle." Howard the Duck: "Alright!" Marvel: "As an Easter egg." Howard the Duck: "DAMN IT!!"
In 1985 I was at a mall in Kansas City and was approached by this research company and asked to take a survey about a movie the was being filmed. The movie was a Howard the Duck. They showed a lot of stills and a rough preview. When asked if I would consider seeing the movie since George Lucas was involved I said that I most likely would! So, I apologize for my tiny part in getting Howard the Duck to the screen. Also, after seeing another preview in the theatre sometime later, I never have watched the movie...
@@frankdux3605 right, but the Ryan George cinematic universe is much more than just pitch meetings, he has a channel of his own where he does some great sketches, in particular he has the "first guy to ever do x" series, but also a bunch of other stuff
True, but the character ended up looking nothing like the comics. It's just not possible to fit a human being into those proportions. The only way to do it justice would be with cgi.
"So, Lea Thompson's going to be sexually attracted to a duck?" "That's right, sir." "Wasn't she sexually attracted to her own son in another movie?" "Yes, yes she was." "It kinda feels like we're making it look like Lea Thompson is into some kinky stuff." "That's what we're going for, sir."
It's amazing that Howard the Duck was rated PG honestly. Seriously, for a PG rating, you can't show Lea Thompson naked, but you could show off duck tits? Damn, no wonder why we have so many furries in today's world.
"He's a duck and his name is Howard." That's... Probably all they really read before thinking they had the character down. Howard the Duck, master of QUACK-Fu, has, in the comics, given Deadpool a dressing down for moping about the whole Fourth wall, knows he's a comic schtick. Because he did it first.
The more recent run of Howard the Duck was pretty entertaining. In fact I'm only just now realizing my avatar is still the cover of the issue where he escapes from the Collector with Rocket Raccoon.
I think they just used one of those single finger latex covers. Retail first aid kits have then to protect bandaids/cuts on a finger from liquids. They dont have covers
@@Janzer_ I don’t care what time it is, anything sexual doesn’t belong near kids, even as a joke. People are weird. They overreact to violence to the point where blood can’t be in kids films, yet they vastly under react to sexual innuendo to the point where they allow almost anything. It should be the other way around.
In the past (the 80s iirc?) Disney actually sued Marvel because Howard looked too much like Donald - that's why Howards feather color is yellow, not white anymore.
I'm sure you're right. I also suspect that Mr. George did not want to watch "Howard the Duck" one more time to insure getting that detail right, and I find I am entirely sympathetic to that.
Is that a fat joke at George's expense? Dont make fun of George Lucas weight . In his defense he was still pretty skinny when he was doing this movie... lmao
The only reason endgame was so big is because there was a scene when Howard the duck was in the background of the war scene only part of the movie I enjoyed
Women can drive in movies if there is not a man with her. If there is a man with her (and there almost always is), then by default, he's the driver. Women only drive if she's with another woman, ferrying kids, or it's part of a joke why the guy isn't driving.
"Ducknado? Hmmmm that could be a movie..." "Maybe we should replace the ducks with something scarier sir?" "Oh? Like what?" "How about... I don't know... Sharks maybe?" "Sharks...?" "Yes sir sharks. A sharknado if you will..." "Yeah... No... I don't think some movie about tornadoes full of sharks would catch on..."
Yeah he's just got a bunch of folders on his desk labelled "wow wow wow wow clips" "super easy clips" "because clips" "so the movie can happen clips" "oh really clips' etc.
"A Duck-nado, if you will." "You just replaced part of the word 'tornado' with 'duck'" "That's the level of effort I'm putting into this." Sharknado: "..."
Pitch Meeting is hands down a great investment in time. On days when you're really bored and a movie that got a horrible review comes on instead of thinking 'What the hell, I'm bored' you can think 'I'm bored, but I'm not bored enough to watch this'. A truly valuable service, sir, thank you.
I own several copies of this movie. From VHS to BR. I saw this as a kid and I was blown away! It was such a fun movie with crazy creatures, alternate universes, Quack-Fu, Lea Thompson, great music and fun special effects. It just checks all the boxes! And because of that, I may have grown up into a biased adult because I still think the movie rocks!
Yeah but at least as rapists they're considerate enough to actually wear the condom. That's probably not an exoneration but still pretty ethical by the standards of rapist 🦆s
I watched this movie as a kid in the 80s. It was one of my favorites. Went back to it as an adult, and all the adult jokes made it even better. The 80s was a crazy time.
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I saw this movie in the theater. That was 33 years ago. I still have scars on my soul.
😂😂😂
@@HumanityNotDoomed He is referring duck.
Having scars on your soul is tight!
Something similar happened to me with The Peanut Butter Solution, which I watched so very many times at my after school program and now can never unsee.
Me too. I still haven't forgotten it to this day
“Why are you watching the pitch meeting for a movie you’ve never seen?”
“Because!”
“That works!”
Saves me from having to watch a lot of useless movies 😉
It’s fair enough but ok
@@Nahimokthanks This movie is completely useless now. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@@sebastienlamarre2737 both are common responses he uses
"Watching pitch meetings for movies you've never seen is TIGHT!"
This seems far more disturbing than I recall.
Ha! Yes!
maybe because you where a child when you saw it for the first time.
I remember seeing this as a kid and I was VERY disturbed. Like, this whole thing was super creepy and gave me a phobia of Jeffery Jones. Which, in hindsight, was probably fair.
It certainly is 😊
Remember the scene where Dr. Jenning sticks his alien tongue into the cigarette lighter and starts eating the electricity or something? I dunno, it's been a long time.
"Oh, so the movie's almost over?"
"No, no, not even close."
"Well that's a shame."
I will be stealing variations on this interaction.
"Oh, that's too bad." That's the most sensible statement in the video, by a significant margin.
Love this - I will be stealing it as well
"Why should we make this movie? Whose idea was this? Who wants this?"
"George Lucas."
"Let's make this movie."
That makes sense
This is a movie already if you didn't know.
Watche before you pass judgment. Early 90s gold.
Drake Sorrento definetly an 80’s movie
@@trippsmclovin just no.... It's nowhere as good as maximum overdrive or killer clowns from outer space or short circuit or basically anything else.
"So you have a movie script for me?"
"No I dont"
And that's how half of modern movies are made
This needs more likes
"no problem, barely an inconvinience"
You spelled 80s wrong.
Ben Harper You seem more upset than everyone else lol
Ben Harper Ok boomer
"So you have a movie for me??"
"Yes sir I do!!"...
Always makes me smile and makes my day a whole lot better
This was one of my favorite movies as a kid.... I did not know what I was watching.
Same. It was one of those movies that was always on TV in the middle of the day when I was a kid.
As a kid you watched a movie with... with... duck tits? I'm so sorry.
Same here, i still watch it every few years or so..
It's a masterpiece
Same here...🤣🤣
"So then suddenly a space laser shoots into Howard's apartment and he gets abDUCKted..."
Go sit in the corner and think about your life.
That's funny
To be fair, that pun had more effort put into it than the entire movie had.
*Making duck puns is tight!*
"This guy gets it!"
“I’ll bet filling this movie with duck puns is gonna be pretty difficult”
“Quacktually it’s gonna be super easy! Barely an inconvenience!”
Just take my like and go away
If you want a comment you can take it but if you want a like you must earn it and you have earned it
Fowl, fowl, fowl
Dude, wtd
420 likes
Me: Can we get DuckTales?
Mom: We have DuckTales at home.
DuckTales at home:
I can't believe they let me watch this as a kid 😂
Duck Tales..
Woo hoo
To be fair, the movie was pretty good in a campy sort of way. I dunno though... If someone actually made a Duck Tales movie, I'd spend money on it...
😂😂😂 *Laughs in Duck*
duck tits woohoo
"But why though?" - sums up the entire film
I thought they would cover that at some point. George Lucas produced it while at the height of his popularity.
Do you really turn down the person who is responsible for the Star Wars franchise?
Who’s this movie for?... Greatest question concerning Howard the Duck ever.
He should have answered George Lucas
Davie Duckett I think we have the winning answer.
Seriously though!
I watched that movie as a kid!
I should not have.
Me!!!!!!!
@@courtney-ray I watched it as an adult, and I should not have.
Producer: Duck puns?
Writer: Yeah, we'll just replace words or parts of word with "duck".
Producer: Did you work on the Smurf movie?
Writer: Maybe.
Producer: Well, OK then.
It's okay for smurfs though since it's canon that they're linguistically challenged.
Producer: “Did you work on the Smurfs movie?”
Writer: “I don’t know!”
Wow this comment was ducktacular
Shoulda been:
Producer: Did you work on the Smurf Movie?
Writer: Smurf
Someone in my family thought this would be a great kid movie to see during family gathering.
We ended up with lots of awkward silence moments.
😂
They didn't stop the movie at the playduck scene?!
@@b.d6642 That and the bathtub scene happened pretty close together.
LMAO 🤣
I can actually feel you vicariously...
"Why doesn't Beverly drive?"
"How would I know?"
"I thought you might"
"Well I don't, so anyway..."
This exchange completely got me.
"I can't help but notice you didn't use the word 'bad.'"
@@firestar9650 don't be a dick
@@firestar9650 Since you're obviously new around here, you should probably know that 90% of comments on these videos are just people quoting their favorite parts of the video or replying to quoted catchphrases with other quoted catchphrases.
@@Dargonhuman Replying to quoted catchphrases with other quoted catchphrases is tight.
@@FortressMinimus Wow wow wow wow....wow!
@@FortressMinimus It's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
I love pitch meetings, but sometimes they remind me that someone actually pitched this and someone actually said “I think that’s a great idea!”
People in the 80s were on ALL the drugs.
That someone was, of course, George Lucas. So...
That's the thing, they are accurate!
They probably went more like "I think that's gonna make money!". Don't know which one is worse
To Be Fair Back to the Future sounds rather weird and messed up when you break it down and it was a hit even though so many people thought it would be a Bust
More people will watch this pitch meeting than will see Howard the Duck.
Only Internet filled with US. Users will talk about it...the rest of the world..probably just Briton.
I haven't even heard of it
And that's why we need the reboot! ASAP!
Saw the movie on release and thought this is pretty tame compared to comic,
Watch Duckman which is a lot closer, but doesn't include Dr strange and co. unfortunately.
from the UK I seen this movie way back so...
That guy - Ditto to both 🇬🇧 🦆
"bands love singing songs about their managers" - I laughed/spit coffee all over my desk at this
You suck as well. 🤣
Love your pfp.
I only now occurred to to me that Ryan has to actually watch all these movies to make the Pitch Meetings for us.
Thank you for your brave sacrifice sir, thank you. :-|
Even crazier when he spent money to watch Cats. Dude's committed
Howard the duck is awesome though
the other problem is he may have to watch them more than once
@@KiwiInGermanyMTB no... no it's not..
@@Shaneo0oo yes.Yes it is the best !
The writer :I'm gonna have dreams about this.
The producer: I noticed you left the word "bad"
Yeahhhh
Wow funny quote
R P did you understand the joke?
Howard the Duck: "So what's next for me?"
Marvel: "A cameo in the Guardians of the Galaxy."
Howard the Duck: " A cameo?"
Marvel: "After the credits."
Howard the Duck: "Pfft. Like that'll be a hit!"
*28 years later*
Marvel: "Good news, Howard, you're in the Guardians of the Galaxy sequel!"
Howard the duck: "Terrific!"
Marvel: "As a cameo another cameo."
Howard the duck: "Dammit."
*5 years later*
Marvel: "Howard, you're an Endgame!"
Howard the Duck: "YES!"
Marvel: "You're in the final battle."
Howard the Duck: "Alright!"
Marvel: "As an Easter egg."
Howard the Duck: "DAMN IT!!"
Howard the Duck
Egg!
Wait, this movie is 33 years old? How have I never heard of it until today???
Marie Lastname it’s probably for the best you didn’t. It isn’t one George Lucas’ best film. Definitely one you could live without seeing
@@camelopardalis84 your parents actually loved you and cared about you. So they sacrifized every second to keep that movie away from you.
While reading your comment i hear howard have voice as donald the duck
"Oh, the movie's almost over?"
"Oh, no no no no no."
"Oh, that's too bad."
It's Ryan's birthday guys everyone wish him a very tight birthday!!
@Clara Lavender Young - yea,yea,yea!
Wow wow wow wow🥳🥳🤯
That kinda makes me feel uncomfortable.
Have a tight birthday
Sure - super easy, barely an inconvenience!
In 1985 I was at a mall in Kansas City and was approached by this research company and asked to take a survey about a movie the was being filmed. The movie was a Howard the Duck. They showed a lot of stills and a rough preview. When asked if I would consider seeing the movie since George Lucas was involved I said that I most likely would! So, I apologize for my tiny part in getting Howard the Duck to the screen. Also, after seeing another preview in the theatre sometime later, I never have watched the movie...
You are excused. Do not worry.
I BLAME YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@Veronica.John10-10 it often wakes me up at 3:00 in a cold sweat
You did this to us 😢
I'm genuinely grateful. Well done.
Do a pitch meeting for the ryan cinematic universe
*Avengers Infinity War Theme Plays*
He already did a pitch meeting for pitch meetings. Learn to search
@@frankdux3605 right, but the Ryan George cinematic universe is much more than just pitch meetings, he has a channel of his own where he does some great sketches, in particular he has the "first guy to ever do x" series, but also a bunch of other stuff
@@frankdux3605 You guys are aware he's not talking about pitch meetings, right?
@Joshua White I was telling Frank Dux
Lmao I swear the dead pan "Oh is the movie over?" "nononono"... "Oh that's too bad" killed me, one of the best sidenote lines ever
Ah, Howard the Duck
"But why though?": The Movie
These pitch meetings are the only reason we haven’t completely cut off screen rant
Yep
And Screen Rant knows it. They’re never gonna let Ryan go.
Look we gt it, OMG🙄
Ya, pretty much. 😂
Definitely drugs were involved in the making of this movie.
Weapons grade hallucinogens.
Well, didn't George Lucas have involvement?
@@comediccenter7233 weapons grade...
it was the 1980's so, yeah, I'd say drugs were invloved
Oh, absolutely. Just ludicrous amounts of cocaine & quaaludes.
Having an actor wear a costume has a beauty and connection that CGI characters can't achieve, imo
True, but the character ended up looking nothing like the comics. It's just not possible to fit a human being into those proportions. The only way to do it justice would be with cgi.
@@Rocket1377 you have 69 likes nice
It was also a bit weird
True, but Howard the Duck is probably not the best example.. 😞
*ha*
"We're going to have a ton of jokes in this thing. We're talking duck puns."
"Yeah"
"Yeah"
"............"
Duck puns are TIGHT! :D
Wowow wow wow wowowow!
@@DarthMohammedRules yeahyeahyeah!!
"Bands love singing songs about their managers."
"They sure do, sir."
I to, watched the video.
"So, Lea Thompson's going to be sexually attracted to a duck?"
"That's right, sir."
"Wasn't she sexually attracted to her own son in another movie?"
"Yes, yes she was."
"It kinda feels like we're making it look like Lea Thompson is into some kinky stuff."
"That's what we're going for, sir."
Ha you had 69 but no longer
I'm pretty sure she got freaky with the robot in Space Camp as well. I might not be remembering that 100% correctly😛.
Lea Thompson needs some therapy
Hilarious :D
It's amazing that Howard the Duck was rated PG honestly. Seriously, for a PG rating, you can't show Lea Thompson naked, but you could show off duck tits? Damn, no wonder why we have so many furries in today's world.
"But Why Tho?" I love how he says it clearly not even expecting a response much less an answer.
*Though
"He's a duck and his name is Howard." That's... Probably all they really read before thinking they had the character down.
Howard the Duck, master of QUACK-Fu, has, in the comics, given Deadpool a dressing down for moping about the whole Fourth wall, knows he's a comic schtick.
Because he did it first.
The more recent run of Howard the Duck was pretty entertaining. In fact I'm only just now realizing my avatar is still the cover of the issue where he escapes from the Collector with Rocket Raccoon.
NOOOOOO CALEMRKAAAAAA
It's even funnier if you imagine the pitcher being George Lucas....
That's his ghost writer
Wow wow wow
Stan Lee tickles my imaginary funny bone also.
Um what now?
"Howard's the key to all this, if we get Howard working…"
Can we talk about how the condom isn't even in a protective wrapper or am I just missing something more important about this scene?
Well...probably.
I'm more disturbed by the idea that someone honestly thought making a movie showing duck tits was a good idea.
I think they just used one of those single finger latex covers. Retail first aid kits have then to protect bandaids/cuts on a finger from liquids. They dont have covers
Aren't duck penises like really long and spiral shaped or something?
@@ryandowney8743 maybe that's a kink of hers.
Only if we talk about how ducks have long corkscrew dicks
I loved Howard the Duck as a little kid, watching it again as and adult I realized it was quite disturbing.
The disturbing thing is that you were allowed to watch this as a little kid.
@@tell-me-a-story- Nah that was the times, back when kids didn't fall apart at any little issue.
@@Janzer_
I don’t care what time it is, anything sexual doesn’t belong near kids, even as a joke.
People are weird.
They overreact to violence to the point where blood can’t be in kids films, yet they vastly under react to sexual innuendo to the point where they allow almost anything.
It should be the other way around.
So the movie’s almost over?
Nonononono.
Aw, that’s too bad.
Pretty much my reaction while watching the movie as a kid.
Fun fact: Disney now owns both Donald and Howard.
Imagine that crossover.
To borrow a meme from the Nostalgia Critic: "Duck Tits! Woohoo!"
In the past (the 80s iirc?) Disney actually sued Marvel because Howard looked too much like Donald - that's why Howards feather color is yellow, not white anymore.
@@dolliesdieyes5590 It's actually been white again for a while now.
I'd rather not imagine that, thank you very much. :-p
Howard the Duck is actually based on Donald Duck. In the original Howard the Duck comics, Howard looks really similar to Donald Duck.
It's "Quack Fu," not "Duck Fu."
I'm sure you're right. I also suspect that Mr. George did not want to watch "Howard the Duck" one more time to insure getting that detail right, and I find I am entirely sympathetic to that.
ohhh *quack* fu. now it's HILARIOUS.
D. Wood! Good running into ya! Love the content. God bless.
It's actually quak-fu, no C
This is a star wars prequel apologist level of counterargument.
I loved this movie because it was so insane. That and Lea Thompson.
“You just replaced part of the word ‘tornado’ with ‘duck’ on that one.”
“No, I replaced part of the word ‘Sharknado’ with duck.”
Honestly surprised you didn't have a George Lucas joke considering he was heavily involved in making this one.
Is that a fat joke at George's expense?
Dont make fun of George Lucas weight . In his defense he was still pretty skinny when he was doing this movie... lmao
Rich Light he said nothing about Georges weight
Corey_The_Content_Bird “Heavily involved”
@@nnahler .......you're serious
I'm surprised Tim Robbins got the lead for Shawshank Redemption after this.
The only reason endgame was so big is because there was a scene when Howard the duck was in the background of the war scene only part of the movie I enjoyed
I this true
The were some really messed up "kids" movies in the late 80's early 90's
The early 80's. Was the movie for kids? Was it for coke addled adults? No one could tell the difference.
@@ressljs it was definitely made by coke addled adults and I don’t think they knew who it was for either
Yes, the were.
They don't hold a candle to the messed up "kids" movies from the late 70s through the mid 80s. You kids who grew up later had it easy.
Cue the ghost blowjob scene from Ghostbusters.
"We're gonna have a ton of jokes in this thing. We're talkin duck puns!"
"Yeah?"
"Yeah!"
I laughed so hard at this part.
I swear this man is carrying the whole of screen rant on his back.
Carrying what? There are other things here besides pitch meetings? I thought this was Ryan George's professional channel.
Barely an inconvenience.
Iamnotacleverman the other ones are just top 10 videos
Oh let me get off of that thing
@@Conservative4 Yeah but who watches those?
Producer: why doesn't Beverly drive?
Writer: women can drive?
Fuuu! Salute
kinda
Women can't drive!
There, I answered his question
Women can drive in movies if there is not a man with her. If there is a man with her (and there almost always is), then by default, he's the driver. Women only drive if she's with another woman, ferrying kids, or it's part of a joke why the guy isn't driving.
Producer: Fair enough!
I've watched this PM so many times over the past 4 years, and it remains hilarious to this day.
Same
I remember when my dad brought this movie home from blockbuster when I was 8.... I remember everything....it was traumatizing :)
"Oh the movies almost over?
Oh no no no no no no
Oh thats too bad"'
ded L O L !!!!
Beat me to it. Had me laughing
One of the best pitch meeting lines ever! 😂🤣😂
Champagne comedy
Petition to make
"So the movie's almost over?"
"Oh no no no no no no"
"Oh that's to bad"
To be a recurring catch phrase on Pitch Meeting.
The only reason why Avengers: Endgame was worth anything was clearly because Howard the Duck is in it.
Lol.
And in both Guardians of the Galaxy
30+ years of setup
@@prpredatorz310 lol that's how far Marvel goes with setting up their universe.
@Mr. Brodie why not?
"Oh, the Movie's almost over?"
"Oh, no no no no no"
"Oh, that's too bad..."
How I felt for pretty much the entire movie...
"So you have a movie for me"
"No sir I don't"
Well do you have nightmare fuel we can release in theaters
Yes sir I do
"Oh really?"
(Video ends)
"Ducknado? Hmmmm that could be a movie..."
"Maybe we should replace the ducks with something scarier sir?"
"Oh? Like what?"
"How about... I don't know... Sharks maybe?"
"Sharks...?"
"Yes sir sharks. A sharknado if you will..."
"Yeah... No... I don't think some movie about tornadoes full of sharks would catch on..."
Clouds are the scariest things according to executive guy so it'll be cloudnado
What about clouds that look like tornadoes full of clouds?
The only VHS tape my family ever rented that we stopped part-way through and decided the rental fee just wasn't worth it.
I did the same thing with the John Goodman "Flintstones" movie.
@Joe Strike that movie was a masterpiece compared to HTD
So you ducked out before the movie finished?
@@justinkennedy3004 Guh-roan! (Well played.)
@@justinkennedy3004 "Ducked out before Howard finished"
“He looks like he’s boiling or something” the delivery of ‘boiling’ is hilarious
I’m convinced Ryan hasn’t actually filmed him responding to “super easy” with “oh really?” In a year or so
Yeah he's just got a bunch of folders on his desk labelled "wow wow wow wow clips" "super easy clips" "because clips" "so the movie can happen clips" "oh really clips' etc.
That and “alright, I’ll climb off that thing”
This isn’t a skit it’s security camera footage
security camera footage with *FULL HD*
ParkerFriends XD
Of twin brothers? 😂😉
@LTNetjak right also there in two different spots
RangerLeaf All these comments are jokes and all but brothers can’t really be in the exact same spot
"A Duck-nado, if you will."
"You just replaced part of the word 'tornado' with 'duck'"
"That's the level of effort I'm putting into this."
Sharknado: "..."
"a duck-nado, if you will"
"you just replaced part of the word 'tornado' with 'duck"
'oh, i meant to replace the word 'Sharknado' with the work duck"
Plot twist: Shark was the part of the word originally replaced with Duck.
Pitch Meeting is hands down a great investment in time. On days when you're really bored and a movie that got a horrible review comes on instead of thinking 'What the hell, I'm bored' you can think 'I'm bored, but I'm not bored enough to watch this'. A truly valuable service, sir, thank you.
"Who is this movie for?"
"I don't know"
"Wow wow wow wow"
😂😂😂
It needs a repeat
I like how the outtro is still, “hope you liked this pitch meeting.” Yes Ryan I love all of them.
Is it just me or is the movie executive guy's enthusiasm slightly fading all the way throughout this pitch? I thought that was impossible.
he really hates everything about this movie, lol.
Actually it was super easy barely an inconvenience!
3:53: Well, howard I know?
Unbelievable. Genius, slow clap 👏 👏 👏
"Howard ends up in Earth, in Cleveland."
We, the residents of Earth, are not really sure we want to claim Cleveland.
We, the residents of Ohio, aren't sure either
@@assassinmaster3419 I pretend it doesn't exist. It's a win-win for me. :)
You can all just go duck yourselves.
we, the residents of cleveland, dont want to be here either
"God here, just wanted to chime in and say sorry for making Cleveland."
This is basically "Cocaine: the movie"
Haha this made me crack up
LSD
@@docholiday5119 Dont you mean, it made you 'Quack up?'
Ehh.. ehh..😉😆
"Cocaine is a hell of a drug" -Rick James
It's Quack Cocaine.
This is like the original Bee Movie
Oh god. What have you done?
@@Silverheart575 MY EYES!
That's a different kind of bad.
Incorrect bc this is good.
I own several copies of this movie. From VHS to BR. I saw this as a kid and I was blown away! It was such a fun movie with crazy creatures, alternate universes, Quack-Fu, Lea Thompson, great music and fun special effects. It just checks all the boxes! And because of that, I may have grown up into a biased adult because I still think the movie rocks!
The best type of duck is one that asks for grapes at a lemonade stand
got any glue?
and then just waddles away
Did he by chance say anything to the man running the stand?
Should’ve tried a corner store instead.
I thought it was McDonald's. My dad would never lie to me!
Just kidding, it's one of his favourite social activities
The only reason Endgame was so big is because Howard makes a brief cameo
weird howard the duck can battle to defend earth,,and Frank castle not
That's because Frank is too violent. The Avengers wanted something of a fair fight. The Punisher shows up and it's Endgame over, man. Endgame over. 😎
Howard is a really tough duck. He's the Master of Quack Fu.
I just noticed this, but the Alien at the end, looks a lot like Mikey from MIB
I think ILM likes that design for some reason, it also looks a bit like Jar Jar.
The only channel I watch without skipping adds or without add blocker on. Real gold
“There is a tiny condom”
-Ryan 2020
They didn't even get around to mentioning that ducks reproduce via rape.
And it wasn't a sealed condom
Yeah I know
Ha
Yeah but at least as rapists they're considerate enough to actually wear the condom. That's probably not an exoneration but still pretty ethical by the standards of rapist 🦆s
We Need Pitch Meetings For Martin Scorsese's Movies And Quentin Tarantino's Movies
Can't get more specific than that!
Ryan for president of RUclips!
Don’t you think that those pitch meetings would be hard to make?
@@artman2oo3 actually super easy, barely an inconvenience
F Style Wow wow wow!
How does one exactly prove to the American Government that they're *not a duck?* Asking for a friend
Don’t quack
Crazelord91 I think the real question is how do you prove that you’re not an illegal alien? Regular ducks are fine.
@@reviewersuniverse Alien as in immigrant or alien as in space?
@@ollkorrect1 Doesn't prove I'm... I mean my friend is not a duck
Crazelord91 both
You know what the funny thing is? In the comics, Howard and Beverly's relationship is not only canon, but kind of wholesome.
Seeing Lea Thompson in her underwear was an, uh, ... *AHEM*... seminal experience for me as a kid.
It makes up for the whole movie. 10/10
I hate to say to say the same, but... Same lol
@@amanpotdar - FYI, the word "seminal" has a double meaning, so Jonathan Wotka already made that joke himself.
well she was an attractive lady.
Just like these two, I also had dreams about that scene.
Let's be honest, we're past due for a Shrek pitch meeting.
You made me realize there isn't one. I feel so lost now :(
I was already uncomfortable with her when she was coming on to her son in Back To the Future, but now she’s coming on to a duck too?
any port in a storm... 😱
What’s really weird is that it wasn’t in the script either time.
Movies can make you uncomfortable Iam so glad that i dont have that
And vice versa?
@@zero11010 how could it not have been in the script? They had his feathers rise in excitation. Were changes made later?
Thank you Ryan for doing this movie. As always you crushed it.
First mistake: Having a "real life" Howard instead of him being animated. Second mistake: very bad script.
First mistake. Made the movie
Hey, the Movie made a $2M Profit on a $36M budget!
@@guytech7310 They made $15M back, with a loss of almost $20M. Still worth it though.
Final mistake, not going all the way with Beverly
Live action you mean
"Oh, so the movie's almost over?"
"Oh, no no no no no!"
"Oh, that's too bad."
I would LOVE to see a pitch meeting for Labyrinth it could be soooo good.
I watched the movie with my dad and he bought it for me, he got me into old shows,music, and movies, he’s the best dad ever
And to think, the 90's animated show "Duckman" was more reminiscent of the source material.
To think this was a first theatrical marvel film...
ikr😂😂🤣🤣
Ha! By my lord and saviour George Lucas.
To think this was one of my favorite movies when I was a kid 🤦🏽♂️
Better to start at the bottom and work your way up, rather than keep getting worse.
And they never toppes their very first masterpiece.
So this is why it auto corrects to the word "duck" and "ducking"
I remember watching this as a kid and just being weirded out by it. Watching this pitch meeting makes it so much easier to remember why.
1:12 "...He's just a defenseless little duck..."
..I guess you could say, he's like a sitting duck? 😁😎
Here's hoping "but why, though? " becomes another recurring catchphrase
The pitch meeting was better and more consistent than the movie!
they always are... lol
I watched this movie as a kid in the 80s. It was one of my favorites. Went back to it as an adult, and all the adult jokes made it even better. The 80s was a crazy time.
Bruh, do “who framed roger rabbit”
Hard to lampoon a movie that's damn near perfect.
Mr. Battle, I’m pretty sure it would be super easy, barely an inconvenience ;)
Nick Fury: "Hello. I'm here to talk about the Avengers initiative. Whoops. Wrong Guy."
Howard: "Whoopsie!"
Howard is actually a very resourceful character. He'd make a fine addition to any Team.
Any dream about Lea Thompson is a good dream.
I can't help but notice you said any... Grandma Lea really doesn't work for me... Lea in this movie is perfect..
@@claudewinters2091
She still looks pretty good.
Just imagine being in her
@@ericross441 ew ew ew ew gross dude
@@ericross441 Jesus, have you ever actually talked to a real girl?
"bands love to sing songs about their managers" 😂😂😂😂