I just can't believe that the whole abomination went through writing, casting, pre-production, filming, and post-production and nobody stepped up and said "Jesus christ, what the hell are we even doing?" There were so many stages where this should have failed, and yet it passed all those with no issues.
Lol at Ryan poking fun at evolution not being real science like chemistry or physics or even math and poking fun at it lmao. Evolutionist thinks: give it enough time and magically a creature will mutate functioning and useful parts and change entirely and somehow reproduce with a female of itself that also evolved at the same time nearby so they reproduce and then inbreeding wasn't a problem and natural selection selected those mutations somehow even though we never see this happen ever today and woallah after millions of years they develop self awareness, consciousness, and have two arms and two legs and a brain that understands language like humans"
I'm pretty sure the original creators of Super Mario Bros. were tripping balls. The game only seems normal in comparison to this movie. If you explained it to someone who had never seen video games, they'd think you were on acid as well.
"You know what they say about little girls, don't you? They never forget the first time they were kissed by a lizard" I don't even know how to try and describe how horrible this line was to hear with my own two ears
Itsa KingProduction I see it as these two “artistic” filmmaker couple are given a lot of money, they’re not reined in on their “vision” and allowed to do whatever, but ultimately, they don’t know Mario Bros. And didn’t understand it as it was
I once videotaped this movie to watch another time, and left the tape in the VCR. The movie got taped over, and to this day, I've never seen it. Was that a curse or a blessing?
Lol at Ryan poking fun at evolution not being real science like chemistry or physics or even math and poking fun at it lmao. Evolutionist thinks: give it enough time and magically a creature will mutate functioning and useful parts and change entirely and somehow reproduce with a female of itself that also evolved at the same time nearby so they reproduce and then inbreeding wasn't a problem and natural selection selected those mutations somehow even though we never see this happen ever today and woallah after millions of years they develop self awareness, consciousness, and have two arms and two legs and a brain that understands language like humans"
Bob Hoskins fully recycled his "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" character for this film. He probably thought creating a new character wasn't worth the effort.
David Marks well yeah, the script that convinced him to sign up for the movie was completely scrapped and it became a completely different story. He probably just wanted to get it over with
Lol at Ryan poking fun at evolution not being real science like chemistry or physics or even math and poking fun at it lmao. Evolutionist thinks: give it enough time and magically a creature will mutate functioning and useful parts and change entirely and somehow reproduce with a female of itself that also evolved at the same time nearby so they reproduce and then inbreeding wasn't a problem and natural selection selected those mutations somehow even though we never see this happen ever today and woallah after millions of years they develop self awareness, consciousness, and have two arms and two legs and a brain that understands language like humans"
"Those video game movies come with a built-in audience!" "Oh really?" "Yeah yeah yeah. So what we should do is everything in our power to disappoint those by making the movie completely unrecognizable to the fans!" "Well if you say so!"
@@Kawa-Yuki The last Tomb Raider movie was relatively faithful to the game, and it did have it´s good moments! (and an less than satisfying ending and a dad that could just not stay dead)
@@jwe2223 Incorrect, a hippy flip is Mushrooms and MDMA. Candy flip is LSD and MDMDA. Jedi flip is Mushrooms, LSD and MDMA and Nexus flip is 2C-B and MDMA.
@@7thwardlord882 that's completely okay as long as you don't actively spread false information which could potentially be dangerous, which is why I cleared it up :)
“I made a picture called Super Mario Bros., and my six-year-old son at the time - he’s now 18 - he said, ‘Dad, I think you’re probably a pretty good actor, but why did you play that terrible guy King Koopa in Super Mario Bros.?’ and I said, ‘Well Henry, I did that so you could have shoes,’ and he said, ‘Dad, I don’t need shoes that badly.'” I think Dennis Hopper’s son nails it.
The most satisfying jokes are those where the punchline, even though masterfully unexpected, becomes blatantly inevitable upon hearing it. Such was the case here. Perfect. as you said.
@@cristonsloan Especially because you thought you already heard the punchline and it was just a lame joke. That made the final punchline such more powerful.
@@tobiasbenedictdrager965 Yes indeed, excellent point. Ryan obviously understands comedy on a deep level - I wonder if he's ever considered doing stand-up?
Producer: "So you have a Super Mario Brother's movie for me?~... Script-Writer: "Uh...." *looks down at script for dark, gritty, Sci-Fi creature feature set in a dystopian future he thought he was supposed to write* "....Yessir I do!!!"
Fact is, that while the movie isn't exactly a good Super Mario movie, it's actually a pretty good dark, gritty, Sci-Fi creature feature set in a dystopian future in it's own right.
I heard they had someone writing an actual Super Mario script but they fired him and brought on these other people who just added some Mario elements to their pre-existing script for an entirely unrelated project.
Going to be hard to beat: "It's going be super easy, hardly an inconvenience". I mean, I bet that's their answer to :"How hard is it going to be to get people to spend their money on these movies?"
Lycanthromancer no but let’s make that a thing, is your starships warranty about to expire? Lmao As many times as the enterprise gets attacked it could use insurance
It is a euphemism and it shouldn't disturb you. All in on Plumbing is just a date with only the sex part, a relationship with only the sex part, or having your 7 best friends over with only the sex part.
More... We need more pitch meetings lol Inception Interstellar The Martian The Mask Lord of the Rings Gone Girl? I, Robot? Titanic Bruce Almighty Armageddon Chappie?
My dad and brother were extras in this movie, so I've seen this many times. I was laughing SO hard during this, because you hit it spot on LOL. My dad was sometimes a double for Mario. Near the end when Mario is loading the bullet for the flying shoes, (wtf is up with those too!) thats my dads hand loading the bullet. My brother is staring straight at the camera after King Kupa is slimmed standing behind Princess Daisy LOL. I loved this and will be sharing this with them!
"Oh, a goomba, one of those little mushrooms with the big head?" "I don't know, I've never played the game nor any intention of doing so, I just heard the name and thought 'Giant Tiny Headed Lizard'."
He's gonna say "I'm gonna break every bone in their bodies and then I'm gonna kill 'em" Well it does have the potential to be as catchy as "It's-a me" This killed me
And they never spoke of it, again.... I actually loved this weird movie, it helped to set my expectations really low for future film adaptions of games. Great Stuff!
Screenwriter Ed Solomon is known for telling a hilarious story about how he was on vacation when the script arbitration for this movie happened. Despite very little of his work making it to the finished product, he ended up getting final screenwriting credit because none of the other writers attached wanted to be associated with Super Mario Bros. and he was the only one who wasn't there to object.
To be even more fair Mario 64 was three years from being released. To put bluntly, the version of Mario that Ryan's talking about hadn't made his gaming debut yet.
@@JonSmith-hk1bq You are correct plus the princess was just known as princess toadstool not peach yet and he was just king koopa not bowser yet so the producer shouldn’t have brought that up. They called the princess daisy because of the super Mario land game on gameboy had a princess daisy instead of the normal princess toadstool
@@menageriestudios Little correction. He was identified as "Bowser, King of the Koopa" in the North America instruction booklet for Super Mario Bros. So the Bowser name has always been attached in the United States.
It was an odd movie for sure. It was from 1993 and a lot of it was about what life would be like if Trump was president. King Koopa was styled after him, as were rather a lot of other movie villains. It has a weird amount of depth and prophetic political commentary for a movie which was supposed to be about Mario Bros. If you ever find yourself with time to kill, the full analysis is in "Our Popcorn Movie Dystopia" by Some More News.
Me: Remember when movies weren't all terrible? Some random passerby: You must've missed the Super Mario Bros movie from the 90s.. Me: I know not of which you speak, for they made no such movie.
This movie was just so bad even coming up with comedic reasons for the decisions made just resulted in Ryan going "I don't care" a bunch of times because it just made absolutely no sense.
I feel like this movie was never intended to be a Mario movie, they just changed the names of the characters and title of it to make more money a few months before release
They actually had scripts way closer to the game, but production kept dragging on and in the end ended up with a director duo that basically rewrit the script every day until we got this mess.
There's actually a documentary-type video that explains this train wreck of a movie. It was intended to be a Mario Bros movie all along but it got scrapped and reworked so many times it turned into the garbage we got in theaters.
The Mario Bros. Movie is to the Mario Bros. Game, just like Mormonism is to Christianity. They use basically the same names and words, but that's where the similarities end.
sounds a bit worse. Get of my back sounds like something the writer did no thought about or just wanted to do something in the story. I don't care sounds like he has no interrest in his work at all to begin with.
I think “get off my back” is when the writer generally cares but there’s a story line he can’t explain. “I don’t care” is literally not caring at all about the story he’s creating.
This show is such a complete tone-shift from literally everything else on the channel. Is it possible to do a conditional-subscribe, where it only notifies me about our good buddy Ryan? Cuz nothing else on Screen Rant is worth watching.
Taurusus Screen Rant is terrible in general and I had to unsubscribe whenever they kept putting in spoilers in the title of the video or the teaser pic for newly released material 😒 they’re just so trashy. Anything for a view.
Sometimes I watch these and I think, "Yes, I imagine that is more or less how that meeting went." This, however, is a masterpiece that could not have done a better job summing up everything involved with the movie in question.
Screenrant: In this video let's reference Mario saying "It's a-me!" Also Screenrant: But wait, Mario wasn't known for saying that at the time this pitch meeting would have happened. Screenrant: I don't care.
"I don't care" pretty much sums up the entirety of the development of this movie.
Exactly, Bob and John said as much. Bob even stayed largely drunk throughout it and John joined in on that, just to tolerate the production.
I just can't believe that the whole abomination went through writing, casting, pre-production, filming, and post-production and nobody stepped up and said "Jesus christ, what the hell are we even doing?"
There were so many stages where this should have failed, and yet it passed all those with no issues.
Ain't that sad?!
It's like Ricky Gervais created that movie
The people making this movie thought what they made was good.
“How?”
“I don’t care.”
That is a most accurate depiction of the pitchmeeting.
“It’s exactly like that except not that at all” is that movie in a nutshell
I believe that was the entire description printed on the back of the VHS home video release.
The actors said during filming everyone was doing multiple shots. As in, both Mario, Luigi, and the director.
This is my favorite pitch meeting. This level of apathy and frustration is unmatched.
This is my favorite one as well....for the exact same reason mentioned. "I don't...I just DO not care."
Plus he says that insane sentence about the fungus that wants to help and used to be king!
His "heyyy get outa here" in NY accent had me rolling. This is THE best episode of this.
I like the Mario movie a lot
"no no, that would have completely messed with my acid trip"
Lost it there 😆
Baking soda
Me too, laughed so hard it hurt.
Lol at Ryan poking fun at evolution not being real science like chemistry or physics or even math and poking fun at it lmao. Evolutionist thinks: give it enough time and magically a creature will mutate functioning and useful parts and change entirely and somehow reproduce with a female of itself that also evolved at the same time nearby so they reproduce and then inbreeding wasn't a problem and natural selection selected those mutations somehow even though we never see this happen ever today and woallah after millions of years they develop self awareness, consciousness, and have two arms and two legs and a brain that understands language like humans"
Mushrooms definitely don't mess up acid trips.
@DavidT he's not making fun of evolution.
Oh my god
“That would’ve completely messed with my acid trip”, this was my exact thought of the writers state of mind while watching this movie
best line and this is the best Pitch Meeting
yeah, right?
I'm pretty sure the original creators of Super Mario Bros. were tripping balls. The game only seems normal in comparison to this movie. If you explained it to someone who had never seen video games, they'd think you were on acid as well.
absolutely
That part had me dying.
This movie was so bad that he didn't even say, "Get off my back about this" and started saying, "I don't care!" Hahahaha
Lol hillarious
So true!
That's because he cared about the other plot holes.
This is one situation where the movie was so insane that even the pitch meeting was unhinged.
"You know what they say about little girls, don't you? They never forget the first time they were kissed by a lizard"
I don't even know how to try and describe how horrible this line was to hear with my own two ears
It is true tho if i was kissed by a lizard when i was a kid i would not forgot it
I'm always gonna mute the video in that part, I decided!
Lizard mouths are tight!
@@quinnready2936 Wtf are you trying to insert in a lizards mouth?
@@EliAs-ub6yf some *tight* stuff
"I... I just... I just don't care." --every person involved in this movie.
@Itsa KingProduction
Most movies these days.
Itsa KingProduction I see it as these two “artistic” filmmaker couple are given a lot of money, they’re not reined in on their “vision” and allowed to do whatever, but ultimately, they don’t know Mario Bros. And didn’t understand it as it was
So damn true yo.
Itsa.... Me?
Hey! Bob Hoskins cared! Poor fool almost died making this movie!
I love how fervently he keeps saying "I don't care." That had me laughing more and more every time he said it.
I III DON I don't care
I DON'T CARE.
Sure...
Yeah...
Why not...
I don't care...
I DON'T CARE!
Oh god, I just- I don't care. I do not care.
I was coming down to make that comment.
“That would’ve completely messed with my acid trip.”
He's got a point, you know.
Only people who had a lot of fun in their young days know that statement is completely accurate. Never mix the 2.
Acid, schmacid. This movie was obviously the product of an extended ether binge.
Nunya Business I’ve many times wondered what the combination of the two would be like. Good to know it’s seemingly not a good idea
I once videotaped this movie to watch another time, and left the tape in the VCR. The movie got taped over, and to this day, I've never seen it. Was that a curse or a blessing?
@@georgetrapp6666 blessing
he writes
he pitches
but most importantly:
he doesn't care
Hey I know you, you're the one guy
Hollywood screenwriters in need of a paycheck in a nutshell
Not caring is tight
@@aidtheking9744 yeah yeah yeah
Wow wow Wow.
"I don't care, I literally don't care."
Not even about him being all over your back? He should probably get off that thing
Wanna make a guess on how many times he'll say "I don't care" when the pitch meeting for Fast and Furious 9 drops?
I'm gonna guess 16
@@MP-lc7vy Why not 20?
Lol at Ryan poking fun at evolution not being real science like chemistry or physics or even math and poking fun at it lmao. Evolutionist thinks: give it enough time and magically a creature will mutate functioning and useful parts and change entirely and somehow reproduce with a female of itself that also evolved at the same time nearby so they reproduce and then inbreeding wasn't a problem and natural selection selected those mutations somehow even though we never see this happen ever today and woallah after millions of years they develop self awareness, consciousness, and have two arms and two legs and a brain that understands language like humans"
David T that was neither the joke Ryan made nor what scientists know about evolution, but whatever.
I bet it’s hard for him to get off his back though…
Ah yes, Mario's second most popular quote: "I'm gonna break every bone in their bodies and THEN I'm gonna kill em"
Bob Hoskins fully recycled his "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" character for this film. He probably thought creating a new character wasn't worth the effort.
Could ya blame him!?
I think that is what you hear when you play the super Mario theme backwards...
David Marks well yeah, the script that convinced him to sign up for the movie was completely scrapped and it became a completely different story. He probably just wanted to get it over with
Lol at Ryan poking fun at evolution not being real science like chemistry or physics or even math and poking fun at it lmao. Evolutionist thinks: give it enough time and magically a creature will mutate functioning and useful parts and change entirely and somehow reproduce with a female of itself that also evolved at the same time nearby so they reproduce and then inbreeding wasn't a problem and natural selection selected those mutations somehow even though we never see this happen ever today and woallah after millions of years they develop self awareness, consciousness, and have two arms and two legs and a brain that understands language like humans"
'Manhatten' is actually old English for _man who wears ten hats_
Your comment is the first thing to make me smile in days. Thank you.
Actually the man wears tan hats.
@@handsomebrick The Man With The Tan Hat, and his monkey Curious Donold...
@@ratkeep I see what Unfunny did there
ShaneX 😳
"He's gonna try and get intimate with Daisy...."
"Ohhh...no."
Kills. Me. Every. Time.
“Their names are Mario Mario and Luigi Mario?”
“That’s what were going with.”
Hahahahaha wow
Their last name should have been jump man Mario's original name was jump man
That actually always made sense to me. Why else would they be called the Mario Brothers?
tuschman168 Same.
Wow wow wow
That was their names in the Super Mario Brothers Super Show as well.
I loved each “I don’t care” more. They were all SOOOO TRUE!!
"I'm gonna break every bone in their bodies and THEN I'm gonna kill 'em."
-Super Mario
Excuse you, his name is Mario Mario.
Breaking bones before killing is tight!!
@@cmdrreggit barely an inconvenience
@@cmdrreggit Yeah yeah yeah!!
😂😂😂
“ It would have completely messed with my acid trip” I’m laughing so hard!
I scrolled down too far to read this comment.
Cracks me up everytime I re-watch; the timing is just so great.
So am I .... But I am on acid... Though technically LSD is fungus
@@superfurryfox1 Idk about that
O no did i miss the catch phrase?.
Ryan : I just don't care!
whoops. whoopsie
I'm surprised he didn't ask the director to get all the way off his back lol.
Mario didn't say "It's'a me" yet.
@davidjohn what catch phrase he says slot of them lol lol
@@mistawinta wow wow wow wow wow
"Those video game movies come with a built-in audience!"
"Oh really?"
"Yeah yeah yeah. So what we should do is everything in our power to disappoint those by making the movie completely unrecognizable to the fans!"
"Well if you say so!"
Uwe Boll, anyone?
Did you mean Halo? Or maybe Prince of Persia? Or Mortal Kombat?
That pretty much sums up every video game movie ever 😒
@@garreswe Or maybe Uncharted? Or Assassin’s Creed? Or Doom? Or Dead or Alive? Or Tomb Raider?
@@Kawa-Yuki The last Tomb Raider movie was relatively faithful to the game, and it did have it´s good moments! (and an less than satisfying ending and a dad that could just not stay dead)
"I don't care." These pitch meetings are getting a lot more blunt and realistic than they used to, lol.
realistic pitch meetings are tight!
@@anton7354 realistic pitch meetings are super easy, barely an inconvenience LOL
I’m gonna need you to get ALL THE WAY off my back on this ^,^
Is that good?
warren byrne I don’t know,
I love how Ryan took a typical "mushrooms" joke and spun it into comedy gold.
"Were thoose magic mushrooms?"
"No,no they would totaly meesed up my acid trip."
I feel this lines arent so far from the truth.
Why not do both, it's called hippy flipping
@@jwe2223 Incorrect, a hippy flip is Mushrooms and MDMA. Candy flip is LSD and MDMDA. Jedi flip is Mushrooms, LSD and MDMA and Nexus flip is 2C-B and MDMA.
@@blackdecaymusic sorry we dont know all about drugs😑
@@7thwardlord882 that's completely okay as long as you don't actively spread false information which could potentially be dangerous, which is why I cleared it up :)
@Bro Den *urge to know more intensifies*
"These two bad guys are from the bad dimension"
"That can't be good"
“I made a picture called Super Mario Bros., and my six-year-old son at the time - he’s now 18 - he said, ‘Dad, I think you’re probably a pretty good actor, but why did you play that terrible guy King Koopa in Super Mario Bros.?’ and I said, ‘Well Henry, I did that so you could have shoes,’ and he said, ‘Dad, I don’t need shoes that badly.'” I think Dennis Hopper’s son nails it.
Fair enough.
Kid's got a good head on his shoulders!
That didn't happen.
"That sounds, you know, completely insane."
Best Line
"That would've completely messed with my acid trip." This made the joke perfect and completely unexpected.
The most satisfying jokes are those where the punchline, even though masterfully unexpected, becomes blatantly inevitable upon hearing it. Such was the case here. Perfect. as you said.
Agreed. I thought it was hilarious, was unexpected
@@cristonsloan Especially because you thought you already heard the punchline and it was just a lame joke. That made the final punchline such more powerful.
@@tobiasbenedictdrager965 Yes indeed, excellent point. Ryan obviously understands comedy on a deep level - I wonder if he's ever considered doing stand-up?
Producer: "So you have a Super Mario Brother's movie for me?~...
Script-Writer: "Uh...." *looks down at script for dark, gritty, Sci-Fi creature feature set in a dystopian future he thought he was supposed to write* "....Yessir I do!!!"
lmao
lol
This comment deserves more likes lol!
Fact is, that while the movie isn't exactly a good Super Mario movie, it's actually a pretty good dark, gritty, Sci-Fi creature feature set in a dystopian future in it's own right.
I heard they had someone writing an actual Super Mario script but they fired him and brought on these other people who just added some Mario elements to their pre-existing script for an entirely unrelated project.
Not caring about the plot of your own story line is tight.
It is barely an inconvinience.
@@deathbysvent its super easy barely an inconvenience
@SlowAndGentle, actually I imagine it to be super loose due to not caring about it.
@@gnomewarlord6221 uh...
@@deathbysvent oh hollywood not making good adaptations of video games for near 30 years until sonic and pokemon are tight!!!
the amount of times Ryan says "I don't care" is TIGHT
And it was super easy barely an inconvenience
Oh, wowowowowowow. Wow.
@@patrickrobinsob1464 Oh really?
"A big ol' fungus, all over the place, and it _wants to help!"_ I'm dead
Well, he's a helpful fun-guy.
@lunayoshi oh your photo of 11's facial expression being every mario bros fan's reaction to this film is tight!!
@@tesswinker2482 😂
It's simple. "Look at the door. Get on the floor. Everybody do the dinosaur." Where's the confusion? Whoops. Whoopsie.
D O T H E M A R I O ! !
Where's the whoopsie?
I'm starting to feel like "I don’t care" could be a new catchphrase for the series given how applicable it seems to be to most studios.
Going to be hard to beat: "It's going be super easy, hardly an inconvenience". I mean, I bet that's their answer to :"How hard is it going to be to get people to spend their money on these movies?"
I felt like he was channeling Alex Kurtzman for this one.
I'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about adding a mew catch phrase.
ts25679 yeah
Using it would be super easy, barely an inconvenience
i've watched almost all the pitch meetings, and now coming back to rewatch this one, i think it's my favorite of all of them.
Coraline is mine x
It IS a top level pitch meeting. Dumbo/GhostRider/PacificRim being others
“Let’s just try it... for a few decades..”
“What?”
A movie I’d like to see a pitch meeting for: “Star Trek Insurrection”
What? Star Trek: Insurance Salesman? Is that a thing?
Lycanthromancer no but let’s make that a thing, is your starships warranty about to expire? Lmao
As many times as the enterprise gets attacked it could use insurance
Well, it's better than Star Trek: Incensed Erection. Maybe.
Wait, I wanna see that, now.
Lmao
Or doom!
5:35 "I don't care!"
Sums up the directors mantra entirely on this movie. Lmao
lol
"Going all-in on plumbing" sounds like a euphemism. And it disturbs me.
It is a euphemism and it shouldn't disturb you. All in on Plumbing is just a date with only the sex part, a relationship with only the sex part, or having your 7 best friends over with only the sex part.
Mark Uhler sounds more like a gamble on someone who might have an std
It's an euphemism, and a TIGHT one at that.
Brazzers approves.
When it comes down to it plumbing should be tight or you will get nasty leaks.
I’ve watched all pitch meetings and this is my favorite, hands down. “I - I don’t- I do not care”
NEEDS to be a new catch phrase!!!!!!!!!!!
More... We need more pitch meetings lol
Inception
Interstellar
The Martian
The Mask
Lord of the Rings
Gone Girl?
I, Robot?
Titanic
Bruce Almighty
Armageddon
Chappie?
Yes.
The Way of The Beard Chappie? More like “Crappy!” :-)
I just know that he's gonna bring up «why didn't they fly the eagles to Mordor».
Yes
I'd love to see a pitch meeting for the mask!
"Yeah, sure, I don't care." There would only be about 10 movies ever made without that philosophy.
My dad and brother were extras in this movie, so I've seen this many times. I was laughing SO hard during this, because you hit it spot on LOL. My dad was sometimes a double for Mario. Near the end when Mario is loading the bullet for the flying shoes, (wtf is up with those too!) thats my dads hand loading the bullet. My brother is staring straight at the camera after King Kupa is slimmed standing behind Princess Daisy LOL. I loved this and will be sharing this with them!
really cool
You’re like famous now
Can I get an autograph?
Főfasírozó who cares
You have to tell us what their response was....
The most emphatic and also often used “I DONT CARE” ever, love it
Suggestions:
- The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
- Van Helsing.
Both amazing movies XD
I co-sign!
Great movies!
Please please do Van Helsing. That movie BEGS to be made fun of.
Forget doing this. He is not listening to your suggestion
"I...I do not ... I DON'T CARE."
"Ok, alright."
They should have put this on the poster for this movie.
I love that the “get off my back” line was replaced with an exasperated “ I just don’t care.”
Writer of Mario Bro’s movie: No I didn’t take mushrooms... That would have messed up my acid trip.
... It all makes sense now.
I had to pause for a minute on that one
Can't wait for the upcoming Mario movie pitch meeting
I was about to comment the same thing XD
Me to but this one is fine also I’m not talking about pitch meetings
I could feel the frustration trying to explain this movie.
"Oh, a goomba, one of those little mushrooms with the big head?"
"I don't know, I've never played the game nor any intention of doing so, I just heard the name and thought 'Giant Tiny Headed Lizard'."
let make them giant lizards with small heads.
In hungarian gomba literally means mushroom. I dont know how many more languages use this word.
Mario: It's a me--
Writer Guy: I just don't care.
2:26
"For some reason, I'm convinced." The Producer's character in a nutshell.
I really want "I don't care" to become a new catch phrase/running joke.
The way movies are written nowadays, it would be super easy to do that.
Crap, I forgot to say "Barely an inconvenience.". Whoops.
@@jdbjicase I'll let it go this time.
@@jdbjicase whoopsie
That works!
"Going all in on plumbing is tight."
"It sure is."
I see what you did there.
Yes! Someone else caught it!
I think I didn'r catch it, what's the special joke there?
DomNeek please explain
we are all normies here in the comments, please captain explain it to us
@@lordn3m3sis because pipes até tight..
He's gonna say "I'm gonna break every bone in their bodies and then I'm gonna kill 'em"
Well it does have the potential to be as catchy as "It's-a me"
This killed me
It didn’t kill me, but it did break every bone in my body.
"I DON'T CARE...I DO NOT C...I DON'T CARE" idk why I loved this part so much
5:49
And they never spoke of it, again....
I actually loved this weird movie, it helped to set my expectations really low for future film adaptions of games.
Great Stuff!
Oh yeah, good times, somehow.
It wasn't built to be a success
It was built as a warning for what was to come
Hopefully Sonic is very fun and good movie
@@bjwessels that's actually genius
Double Dragon: Hold my beer.
Screenwriter Ed Solomon is known for telling a hilarious story about how he was on vacation when the script arbitration for this movie happened. Despite very little of his work making it to the finished product, he ended up getting final screenwriting credit because none of the other writers attached wanted to be associated with Super Mario Bros. and he was the only one who wasn't there to object.
A brave man... or maybe just desperate...
@@kerrybarneyiii1202 Or the FAX machine in Fuji was down.
This film essentially ended the movie making careers of its two directors and caused a 10+ year hiatus on their entertainment work in general.
@@kerrybarneyiii1202 Nah, he could just use the acid trip defense
To be fair, we were used to hearing Mario with a Brooklyn accent example being “it’s the super Mario brothers super show!”
RIP Captain Lou 😔
@@amy_grace He did not go to hell before he died, and certainly not after for that matter.
To be even more fair Mario 64 was three years from being released. To put bluntly, the version of Mario that Ryan's talking about hadn't made his gaming debut yet.
@@JonSmith-hk1bq You are correct plus the princess was just known as princess toadstool not peach yet and he was just king koopa not bowser yet so the producer shouldn’t have brought that up. They called the princess daisy because of the super Mario land game on gameboy had a princess daisy instead of the normal princess toadstool
@@menageriestudios Little correction. He was identified as "Bowser, King of the Koopa" in the North America instruction booklet for Super Mario Bros. So the Bowser name has always been attached in the United States.
I'm so glad I get to know everything that happens in the movie without actually needing to see it, honestly it was very convenient
MaxZaps Gaming super easy...
jarodsimon barely an inconvenience
super easy, barely an inconvenience
It was an odd movie for sure. It was from 1993 and a lot of it was about what life would be like if Trump was president. King Koopa was styled after him, as were rather a lot of other movie villains. It has a weird amount of depth and prophetic political commentary for a movie which was supposed to be about Mario Bros.
If you ever find yourself with time to kill, the full analysis is in "Our Popcorn Movie Dystopia" by Some More News.
Even with Riff Trax, I was only able to get about halfway through that movie.
This pitch meeting is somehow less ridiculous than the actual movie.
Me: Remember when movies weren't all terrible?
Some random passerby: You must've missed the Super Mario Bros movie from the 90s..
Me: I know not of which you speak, for they made no such movie.
4:30 - perfect hahahaaa!
"For some reason I'm convinced" lol that is the new catch phrase. Lol
Producer: Are there any mushrooms in this movie?
Me: There were a lot in the writer’s room when this movie was being developed.
LOL! You beat me to it!
But didn’t that interfere with the acid trip?
@@punkwrestle I meant Ryan!
thees meetings are getting to real.
This movie was just so bad even coming up with comedic reasons for the decisions made just resulted in Ryan going "I don't care" a bunch of times because it just made absolutely no sense.
Love how that"I don't know" is 50/40 genuine confusion and I don't care, with just a dash of How dare you?!
I feel like this movie desperately needed a pitch meeting.
I feel like this movie desperately needs to be forgotten.
@@ryanross6973 Agreed.
Yes
Yeah I feel like if they talked about it at all before starting filming they could have fixed some things
Feeling that things desperately need other things is TIGHT!
"It must be hard to make a movie from a popular computer game?"
"Actually it's Super Mario, barely an inconvenience."
nice
It's gotten to the point that I click on "like" upon arriving, because I already know this is going to be great!
Every pitch meeting where he says “Sure I don’t care!” Absolutely cracks me up everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Because you know that’s exactly what the writer thought.😂
"For some reason I'm convinced"
Gonna say that in conversation now
“A big old fungus all over the place, and it wants to help.” 😂
I feel like this movie was never intended to be a Mario movie, they just changed the names of the characters and title of it to make more money a few months before release
Generic Name I feel like you’re right
This, but y'know, in pre-production because that's how the film business works.
They actually had scripts way closer to the game, but production kept dragging on and in the end ended up with a director duo that basically rewrit the script every day until we got this mess.
There's actually a documentary-type video that explains this train wreck of a movie. It was intended to be a Mario Bros movie all along but it got scrapped and reworked so many times it turned into the garbage we got in theaters.
@@DlCKWALLACE Link please!
“Pretty much exactly like that but not like that at all” is the perfect description of this movie
You thought I was on mushrooms when coming up with this?
Kinda.
Well, I'm not.
Okay, good.
That would have really messed with my acid trip.
What?
"Sure, I don't care." A sentence uttered by many scriptwriters today I imagine.
4:13 I feel like this conversation actually happened in the real pitch meeting for this movie.
Am I the only person who likes this
"For some reason, I'm convinced" could've been one of his iconic Lines in these pitch meetings
“Going all in on plumbing is tight.”
I don’t know why this should be a t-shirt, but I would buy one. Where can I send my $20?
Because going balls deep on tight plumbing is tight. 😎
@@davec3651 overwrote it
@@adamcetinkent Overwriting is tight!
You can send it to me. I totally won't send you a white T-shirt and a permanent marker.
OVERWRITING IS TIGHT!!!! LOLOLOLOL
"yeah that wudda completely messed with my acid trip" 😂😂😂
5:06 that is the funniest line delivery I've seen in a while
"Exactly like Super Mario but not like Mario at all" can be the whole movie summarized.
The Mario Bros. Movie is to the Mario Bros. Game, just like Mormonism is to Christianity. They use basically the same names and words, but that's where the similarities end.
@@SeraphsWitness Pretty weird thing to make a comparison off of.
@@CDRW24 If you know anything about Mormonism, you know how accurate that is.
Producer: So, you didn't take magic mushrooms?
Writer: Nope, that would have completely messed with my acid trip.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"I don't know, I don't care" 😂😂😂
4:45
Lol
lol
Things I wrote on every test I had in school for an answer lol
Fun fact the Mario Brothers last name is "Time"
They also have a secret 3rd brother called Pizza
It's Mario Time! It's also Pizza Time!
Don't forget their international cousins, Hammer and Clobberin'.
I thought it was Guiseeppi? 😆😆
I love when Mario says its Morbin Time
Damn bro, that was so hilarious 😐
So, "I don't care" is the new "get off of my back"?
sounds a bit worse. Get of my back sounds like something the writer did no thought about or just wanted to do something in the story.
I don't care sounds like he has no interrest in his work at all to begin with.
@@JeroenDoes which can work depending on the context
I think “get off my back” is when the writer generally cares but there’s a story line he can’t explain. “I don’t care” is literally not caring at all about the story he’s creating.
I don't know and get off my back about it XD
@@iYourDaddy well I'll off that thing 😂
Pitch Meeting: "Going all on in plumbing is tight!"
Archer: "Hey! Phrasing!"
I love archer and screen rant so this just made my day
Exactly
If any movie deserves a Pitch Meeting, it's this one.
4:25 I almost woke everyone else up laughing at this🤣
"So you have an upvote for me?"
"Yes Sir I do"
This show is such a complete tone-shift from literally everything else on the channel. Is it possible to do a conditional-subscribe, where it only notifies me about our good buddy Ryan? Cuz nothing else on Screen Rant is worth watching.
So agree. Much true. Wow wow wow wow.
Taurusus Screen Rant is terrible in general and I had to unsubscribe whenever they kept putting in spoilers in the title of the video or the teaser pic for newly released material 😒 they’re just so trashy. Anything for a view.
THIS, MUTHAPHUCKIN THIS!!! I hate this channel and what it stands for, but love this segment
Welcome to our lives
Just subscribe to Ryan’s personal Chanel, it has the pitch meetings and tons of original skits
Brutal “I don’t care” have potential to become recurring meme here. It’s brilliant and works for too many occurrences to list.
Sometimes I watch these and I think, "Yes, I imagine that is more or less how that meeting went." This, however, is a masterpiece that could not have done a better job summing up everything involved with the movie in question.
5:51 People When Someone says First In Comments
This comment deserves more likes 😂👏
@@kadenprows8079 Thanks, I laugh at this every time i click the numbers
lol
This is probably one of the best pitch meetings of all time. I could not stop laughing throughout.
Screenrant: In this video let's reference Mario saying "It's a-me!"
Also Screenrant: But wait, Mario wasn't known for saying that at the time this pitch meeting would have happened.
Screenrant: I don't care.
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Good point
Factual errors are tight!
For the record, Mario and Luigi actually have the last name “Mario”
The way he kept on saying “I don’t care” 😂