Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Pitch Meeting
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Spoiler alert! Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker!
Star Wars is one of the most beloved franchises in the world and the Skywalker saga has come to an end with Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker. Rey, Finn, Poe and the gang get together for one last adventure to stop Emperor Palpatine, who was apparently behind this whole thing this whole time.
The movie raises a bunch of questions. Like how exactly is Palpatine alive? Was he really pulling the strings this whole time? Is this movie just trying to course correct after The Last Jedi? Why doesn’t anything seem to have lasting consequences? What’s a force dyad? How can Rey suddenly heal everybody now? Is this a video game? Who did Emperor Palpatine make a baby with? Why can’t we stop picturing it?!!
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to the Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker!
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No
No
I'll never pay for Disney.
You were meant to destroy Disney not join them!
God I love Star Wars but this makes me want to hate it
This contains no jokes, they're just reading the screenplay.
Naamgenoot
Screenplay and jokes one in same
@Toon Bartholome what
And yet it’s funny as hell.
The screenplay didn't contain any jokes either.
"And then she turns to them and says 'I'm Rey, Rey Skywalker."
"But she's not though right ?"
"Absolutely not, no."
"Identity theft is *TIGHT* ".
Like she actually has ANY connection to the name Skywalker. Oh my God. The entire new trilogy is a huge embarassment.
Colonel Burton it’s obviously symbolic
@@colonelburton8451
Rey: I'm Skywalker!
Woman: And you are?
- I'm Finn.
- Finn who?
- Gosh! Skywalker, of course!
- So you are brother and sister, aren't you?
- Well... apparently.
- I see. And you, mister, must be Skywalker, too?
- AARARRGWWH!
because I'm a sinful Reylo shipper and i only cared about ReyBen coming into this instalment, my take was that she considers herself married into the skywalker family - force bonded to Ben and all. He lives on in her and all. Even though ben's last name is solo, but i guess technically he is a skywalker too.
She kinda just made Luke adopt her without his permission.
Also Kylo and her and now siblings NOT RELATED BY BLOOD and Star Wars is an anime
“He’s just the cutest little merchandising opportunity”
Disney’s missions statement in a nutshell.
Ewoks, droids...
Meanwhile, you own a baby Yoda and a Porg.
*Every movie company
You mean George Lucas in a nutshell? He IS the father of movies for toys. Star Wars was created for this, but unfortunately, toys sales have gone down since then. Doesn't help they make the shittiest toys now with character without anything interesting or "cool"
That was George Lucas’ "mission statement in a nutshell" long before Disney had anything to do with it.
"So stuff is just kind of happening, huh?" Still my favorite line in this.
Mine is “[the odds are] astronomical! ...but this is space, so that’s okay”
This literally describes the movie perfectly.
@@alisaurus4224 Yeah, I howled at that one too........
It's a bit embarrassing for all the highly paid writers and directors involved that this sums up the storytelling of the movie perfectly
This is Ryan's most underrated and underused line!
"He's just the cutest little merchandising opportunity."
Baby Yoda: "Hold my bone broth."
Baby Yoda, "Hold my bone you will, Broth."
Baby Yoda: "did you forget to tell the factories about me?"
@JRPGFan20000 Hahahahahahahahahaha.
ur welcome for 1000th like
Monoi I Yoda will kill Mary Sue
Palpatine’s Wife: “Let’s have a child.”
Palpatine: “Do it.”
dew et
Was he ever married? Maybe he just influenced the Midichlorians to create life
I feel like a galactic emperor like old Sheev would’ve had some sort of Harem...
am I the only one that thought this?
Mmmmmm yes dew it
IVF obviously didn't exist in star wars
Rey is the ideal protagonist for "super easy, barely an inconvenience" jokes again and again.
And Disney’s live action Mulan.
Kathleen Kennedy with her attempt to make a strong female character & typical of her stupidity, makes Rey the exact opposite of interesting
i feel like they need to re-name the "mary sue" character to "rey" lol
Sadly
Nah Dominick Torreto is. Just says “it’s family time” and becomes superman lmao
While it was painfully obvious that the trilogy had no plan, JJ Abrams finally admitted that they had no plan.
There was really no point in making up anymore bullsh*t at that point
What’s even sadder is that George Lucas already had plans for the sequel trilogy which JJ could’ve used which makes his decision of not planning out the trilogy even worse
@@mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747yeah like I wish we got George’s * story my phone is being weird I can’t see anything lol
stet at least
@@mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747 That's Kathleen Kennedy and the whole Disney company behind these decisions. I doubt JJ had anything to do with all that.
@@mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747e probably created a whole planned road map. No one could read it. Lol
Rey: "I'm Rey...Skywalker."
Me: "Identity theft is not a joke, Rey. Millions of families suffer every year."
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
I'm not one of those that got mad or said the line was cringey, but this was funny Lol
"Michael!"
Rey is committing Glory Theft!!
The actual story: all the skywalkers die and a Palpatine steals their family name. This is called "rise of skywalker" and hailed as a triumphant theme??? I call it "bad storytelling"
"Cause falling off of things doesn't really mean anything in Star Wars."
*Mace Windu glares*
I'm sure he'll be back in ep 10
Don't fret, he'll be resurrected as an invincible, infallible white woman. Because the woke hierarchy is clear and distinct.
**Star Wars Theory's Vader Episode 2 stares back**
Darth Maul was "fine" and he was also cut in half. XD
Man, I was so done with the movie by the final stand-off in Palpatines basement, I was honestly praying for a 1-armed Mace Windu to bounce up in there, call them all motherfuckers, kill em all. Roll Credits.
"This party's over."
"I guess that means Palpatine has gotten....intimate..."
THATS HILARIOUS AND HORRFYING
"Do it!" I had to pause
Actually he cloned himself and his younger clone got intimate. Blame Disney
I mean... ...what's the point of ruling the galaxy unless to get some and lots of it.
@@briang7030 I as laughing so hard
I hope that one day we discover that the mother of Rey was some kind of Mara Jade or something.
“so stuff is just kind of happening” is the best line in this pitch, and completely sums up this movie.
Yes, that is one of Ryan's best lines that he seldom uses!
then Rey sees herself as a Sith for ten seconds.
oh what's that about?
so we could put it in the trailer!
That’s smart!
Pioh
Like how Luke saw himself as Vader... Because they both were connected to dark side bloodlines.
@@carbonfox4464 but Luke's connection actually made sense. Not shoved in the last movie of the trilogy.
@@carbonfox4464 I always interpenetrated it as the cave showing Luke that he could be the next "Vader" if he goes to the dark side, or that nobody is immune to the influences of the dark side. Due to the fact that earlier in the move iirc Luke states that he won't succumb to the dark side.
Pretty sure even Daisy Ridley was surprised that image made it into the film.
Finn: REY!!! REY!!! REY!!!
*literally his entire role in the movie*
TBH he did say "woooo" an awful lot too
He got a feelin
finally someone else noticed it
@@nathanmorgan3647 why. they got no ass
His entire role in the trilogy you mean
"DEW IT"
"Oh he for sure said that!"
That guy zaps himself a LOT
The scene where Palpatine and Rey both say Im all the sith and Im all the jedi respectively is just like when we were kids roleplaying Star Wars and decided to give ourselves OP powers because we were tired of playing. Truly one of the lines ever said of all time
Exactly…the sequel isn’t bad fan-fic, it’s bad kid-fic.
Yup... That's exactly how I felt. Completely un-earned nonsense.
Yup. It was at this point that it occurred to me that this movie seems like it was written by an 8 year old. I was cringing so hard I just couldn't watch it. I still haven't seen the whole movie. It just goes to show that there are more important things than a massive budget.
That moment when you realize each trilogy ended with Palpatine electrocuting himself
Erin Roberts underrated comment 😂
@Erin Roberts ... Don't kink shame Grandpa Palpatine. 😂
You win the internet
Palpatine may in fact be ElectroBOOM, and moonlighting as a RUclipsr.
@@marcileatherboots1 Grampa Palpa
"Suddenly deciding that the force can do things is TIGHT"
you never disappoint dude
I'm so glad you mentioned the very strange Lando and ex-stormtrooper moment at the end.
This had me in tears at the cinema laughing.
Ten minutes into watching it, I started to suspect this whole trilogy was a master reveal from Mel Brooks, that "The Rise of Skywalker" was actually "Spaceballs 2"
Ah the tragedy when a beloved thing becomes a parody of itself.
It’s especially strange because originally, Jannah was Lando’s daughter. But then they changed that…and yet they shot/kept this scene
@@violetlavi2207 that makes perfect sense. Just goes to show how little care they took with the final product.
And had they kept that idea, it would've been yet another incredible coincidence that everybody in this universe is related to someone significant. Not to mention the inherent ignorance in this particular case
The Rise of Skywalker was clearly a search for more money, so your Spaceballs 2 theory rings true.
@@palaceofwisdom9448 haha brilliant
Palpitines wife: Lets have a child
Palpitine: execute order 69
@Drew Peacock The dark side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be ... *unnatural*
Hehe!
@@Unknown-hb3id HOLY CRAP STOP
@Drew Peacock wtf that was the point of the joke dumbass for u to text that's not how u make babies u know what stop smoking crack or was it meth
@@Unknown-hb3id what a legend you are
“Nice, so what are we calling this?”
“Get this, ‘The Rise of Skywalker’”
“But isn’t she a Palpatine?”
“Well I just have her say she’s a Skywalker at the end so it’s all good.”
“You wrote the title before your wrote the script didn’t you.”
“I did indeed.”
Woops.
Woopsie
Was weird, burring the light-sabers of the past as like a metaphor to the Skywalker saga finally being over... then bam, and her name is REY SKYWALKER "John Cena Theme"
Thought it was a nice homage to her "step-parents"
Well, according to comics, Anakin was made by Palpatine so Rey is at least a cousin to the Skywalkers
Shoulda called it "Rise of Palpatine" or something like that to give it a double meaning.
"I'm gonna need you to get waaay of my back about this one."
"Can't she just transfer the life force back to him now?"
"Yeah, but she doesn't."
"Oh, savage." 😄
THE LAST JEDI:
Snoke: I am the one who put the Diad thing between Ray and Ben!
THE RISE OF SKYWALKER:
Palpatine: I am Snoke pretty much! I controlled his every move!
Also Palpatine: "Oh. A force Diad. Surprising, but not unwelcomed."
“A force diad? A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.”
How did I not notice that?
I swear the directors didn’t even watch the Last Jedi. As bad as it is, at least the people should watch it to see where the next movie starts.
@@Artboy_22 "People love a twist. They'll never expect an outcome that even the directors didn't plan!"
@@accellex2845 Ah yes, the "Surprise the viewers AT ALL COSTS" motto, popularized by D&D in Game of Thrones...
Excellent writting strategy! My favourite if you ask me
Is Palpatine now deader than after Return of the Jedi?
Deadest Palpatine we have ever seen
"Until next we meet...Unlimited power." - Sheev Palpatine, 302BBY or something
Oh I'm afraid Palpatine will we be quite operational when the next movies arrive...
He’s probably gonna come back as a force ghost.
To be completely honest I would have preferred it to be Jar Jar as the villain
Disney: "This is a wayfinder."
Star Wars Fans: "No that's a sith holocron."
Disney: "Exegol, the homeworld of the Sith"
Star Wars Fans: "You mean Korriban. Why are you changing trivial stuff??"
@@MeteorPhoenix1127 Disney: "Uhhhh.... Money-Merchandisinggol? Ah f*** it. We're glad this series is over so we can start a brand new trilogy to bring in impressionable new fans to milk for the next 40 years after you're [Star Wars Fans] all dead."
@@MeteorPhoenix1127 So True!
Yeah, it's insulting how much they steal from the intellectual property they themselves wiped from existence five years ago. This gizmo is not really a holocron (it's just a map, it doesn't hold the Force-powered AI avatar of its creator) but its design is a 100% ripoff of the Sith holocrons from the comics.
@@MeteorPhoenix1127 It's extra strange since Korriban (or Morribond as it's called) is actually in the current canon. Regardless, Exegol seems more in line with Dromund Kaas with it being a hard to find, mist shrouded planet associated with the ancient sith. I think it would have been cool if they just made it either of those planets.
I love how Writer Guy is so (sarcastically) excited and breathless throughout ... perfectly captures the utter and total banality of the whole thing
“I want this film to have impactful moments, but I don’t want to have to deal with the actual impact.” That pretty much sums up our society right now.
Depressingly so
On point comment
So true
Disney in a nutshell!
I feel like Palpatine’s return totally undermines Vader’s sacrifice
I suppose, but then again if he wasent in this movie I seriously have no clue where it would have gone
the whole sequel trilogy is trash
Because in this trilogy, males may not be heros and any prior instance of it must be undone
@@peanutbutterrobot I think episode 8 makes 7 bad by proxy
Exactly
When he said “Falcon’s gonna be like ‘on your left’” I didn’t even realize he was joking because it WAS the Millennium FALCON
MaxTurtle and the fact that the movie was basically Star Wars version of Endgame just not as good lol
It’s a Star Fox quote. He said Falco
David Casto no I don’t think so “on your left” is definitely an Endgame reference originating from Captain America’s joke in Winter Soldier
David Casto definitely said ‘Falcon’
@@DavidCaveperson no you're all wrong, he was saying "Falcor" is on your left. cause our hero is atREYu.
"and they just happen to be standing in that specific spot?"
"and they just happen to be standing in that specific spot!"
"wow wow wow. wow. wow."
"Oh wow, what are the odds of that happening?"
"Astronomical, but this is space so that's okay."
That was so good 👌🤣
My favorite line in all the Pitch Meetings
The final battle was so... Assemble.
It gave me endgame vibes
@@ghostgaming-xj8em it gave me irritable bowel syndrome
You forgot about the "I am iron man" line.
@@bendameron9922 hahaha
@Colin L. exactly
"Super easy, barley an inconvenience" was basically the slogan of this movie.
Timothy Mably yeah, like “script writing is super easy, barely an inconvenience”
Learning how to force heal, teleport and clone objects, manipulate blaster bolts, telepathy, ability to see anyone at anytime anywhere. “It’s all super easy, barely an inconvenience”
I prefer rice though...
@@siddaslothman2273 To be fair that lightsaber in the end that "teleports" to kylo's hand thanks to rey WAS NOT CLONED, it was *spoilers* Leia's saber. Though it is a bit confusing how they made her saber blue as well. :P
Barley IS an inconvenience, isn't it?
1:59 Hey remember when Han was all "THAT'S NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS!"
Um...
"So what happens on testicle"
"Exegol"
"What did I say"
the BEST
Who only watches pitch meetings on screen rant?
So wise and powerful , he used the midichlorians to create......life
Wait...are you saying that Screen Rant does something else besides pitch meetings ??? 😮😮😮
@GrabberBythePuss
Well, it's about not watching all the other screen rant stuff....
Not only that but I also only see the movies here. It saves me a lot of time and inconvenience
It's there only good part of the channel
If Anakin just healed his mother no one of this would’ve happened lol
Not everyone can use that.
@@Dragonage2ftw but why though?
It's not just a diad thing so why couldn't the Chosen One just give a bit of life force?
@James Yorizzo A paddiwan or not he was the most powerful force user on the planet
@James Yorizzo so Anakin wasn't ready even as a pupil amongst the best teachers but Rey was?
@@dimitrisbam1132 Rey read the ancient Jedi texts and so she probably learnt it from there.
The level of disgust from the thought of
palpatine being intimate has me dying! DO IT😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣
"Falling off of things doesn't really mean anything in Star Wars."
WINDU LIVES.
This guy is the most prolific screenwriter in Hollywood history, and he barely even tries, it’s super easy for him, barely an inconvenience.
sometimes he needs to try harder lol, maybe not so super easy and a little bit of an inconvenience
@@hardy9429 Ok I'm gonna need you to get all the way off his back right now
You do realise this is a comedy sketch and he isn’t really a screenwriter?
Yeah yeah yeah
@@ih8mcfly having the joke fly over your head is tight
Palpatine: I am inevitable
Rey: I am...... Iron Man
Kylo: I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. Theres nobody else I rather be, than me
Ok Ralph.
You win the internet today. lol
I've seen this comment before, if you're the original guy who posted it then okay.....if not then not cool!
Wreck it Kylo
That was a really powerful poem.
"Why"
"Because of his programming"
"But actually why"
"To extend the plot a little"
Loooooooool
“Do it.”
“He for sure said that.”
😆
I bet George is like my prequels weren’t so bad were they.
lol yep, always loved them actually :/
Well...
"There's always a worse movie." - Qui Gon Jinn, probably
@@thegodofalldragons "and there's always unnecessary retcons" - Emperor Palpatine
qutaiba Hamdan me too!
This 8 minute video explained the movie better than the movie.
and also drives it home , on how is not as great as people want it to be ...
I havent watched the movie yet and after watching this not gonna need to!
@@algalkin agreed
I am of the opinion that seeing this movie will only amount to wasted time that I can never get back, so I could only suspect this. It is nice to have confirmation.
@@joeltraten5967 It was fun to watch, but yeah, it's a mess. Not worthy to pay for.
"So stuff is just kind of happening, huh? Such a good description of how it felt, haha
Wouldn't start a trilogy without a roadmap... Best line ever.
I was expecting some kind of parody not the actual recration of the original meeting......
Lol
😅😅😅👏
I thought the same thing. This is exactly how I saw the movie. This, plus as a Star Wars remake with essentially an all-female cast.
🤣🤣🤣
Right lol
"So stuff's just kind of happening huh?"
"Stuff's just kind of happening."
This is the best description I've heard of The Rise of Skywalker.
"So, stuff's just kind of happening, huh?" made me laugh so hard, pure genious!
Destroying a beloved franchise is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
That was literally what I David said while watching the climax
Kill the writters
Brilliant.
Disney Star Wars - Stuff happens, occasionally making sense but normally not. Now ignore the merchendise and go bitch about how they've trashed it with the rest of us.
"So what ends up happening on Testicle?"
"Exegol."
"What did I say?"
LOL
The first Star Wars movie I only watched once. What a gut punch.
I want to see the alternate ending to this movie where rey and ben keep reviving eachother/dying over and over again. "You take the life force." "No, YOU Take the life force!" Couldn't they each take like, half of the life force?
Yes.
Reminds me of the scene with Affleck abd Hartnett in Pearl Harbor.
Well, if that isn't in HISHE Rise of Skywalker I'll be disappointed.
It's their version of having sex. Why not make it Force-tantric?
That makes me think of this scene near the end of a Rupert episode where an old Irish man and the Leprechaun prince argue over wanting the other to keep their good luck amulet which turns into a brief shouting match.
"Well, you can heal people and animals by giving them some life force I decided."
Wow, wouldn't that have been convenient when Padme was dying or when Vader was dying or when Qui-Gonn was dying or when Anakin's mom was dying or when Yoda was dying or when....
It's in the mandalorian so the real question is
Why didnt baby Yoda teach anyone this ability
And appearantly you have a limited amount of life force i guess? But also not, when its convinient.
@@aiyagilliam9930 Keep in mind that Baby Yoda isn't Yoda. Yoda was dead before The Mandalorian takes place.
LOL These Disney hacks know nothing of writing anything. They are clearly just phoning it in.
force healing is an established canon ability though
I bet that was way more intelligent than the actual meetings of that production
“What’s Baby Frik’s deal?”
“He’s gonna be the CUTEST little merchandising opportunity.”
*Baby Yoda has entered the chat*
“So she could heal him?”
“Yeah but she doesn’t”
“Oh savage!” 😂
Speaking of which, how does Rey not evaporate after dying like every other Jedi?
@Kyle Vernon She wasn't murdered by Palpatine. She used all her life force to deflect Palpatine's electricity back to himself, thus giving up her life to save the Resistance fleet, i.e. sacrificing herself.
@@rapidreaders7741 because woke culture demanded a female heroic lead at the end of the movie.
@Kyle Vernon I mean yeah. She was holding 2 lightsabers together, _and_ using the Force. Pretty sure all Jedi and Sith use the force when engaging in lightsaber duels. That's why they're better at duels then non-force sensitive plebs. Regardless, my point still stands.
I mean, to be fair, she would just die again so...
"They go to Burning man..."
"Poe meets up with a Power Ranger he used to date..."
TruthAndMoreTruth
That’s a thing he said.
These are my two favorites by farrrr
FIDIRONU couldn’t even remember the name cuz these characters suck lmao
More like Daft Punk
I immediately thought of burning man when they went to that festival lol.
" Dew it"
"Ah he for sure said that" 🤣🤣
suddenly deciding the force can do things is tight.
Writers: Hey remember how everyone thinks Rey is OP and barely had to train? What if we just make her heir of the strongest force user and call it a day?
Thought I had read somewhere that 3 years have passed between TLJ and ROS...
Drew Peacock I have to completely agree. It’s lazy writing, like a childs book. But I guess that’s what anything becomes in Disneys hands. Just another family oriented movie where having a good plot that *actually* makes sense is more likely to be on the bottom of their to-do list.
@@McFlysGarage Yes, some time as passed, but a lot of these things you can't just learn on your own. ...and no, Leia would not have been able to teach her most of that stuff either.
Not to flex, but I'm like #69
Remember how Rey accidentally blows up a transport ship with a quick Force lightning, while Palpatine is zapping for a solid minute while seemingly doing nothing but being a mild inconvenience to small fighter ships?
Ironically, more thought went into this script than the entire final of the trilogy.
Reds Kin wow aren’t you original
@@blakjjags0697 Ironically, you're not the first person to have ever said that.
Reds Kin in general or to you?
tbh I think force awakens was fine, but the rest was terrible
What do you mean, final? ;D there will be more and more and more...
Of all the movies this man has torn apart, this one REALLY shows just how bad this movie was. I knew it was really bad, but having him explain it back showed even I didn't understand just how bad lol. how did anyone working on this make it into hollywood
This whole thing could have just been chalked up as, "I'm going to ruin Star Wars."
"Well okay then, that is tight!"
"I am ALL the Sith"
"I am ALL the Jedi"
Yo don't dog my boy Revan by putting him in either of those shells.
We need a Revan movie played by Keanu Reeves.
Andy-san That has to be the best thing I’ve ever read.
@@iPoTeNcYy YES. WE. DO.
@@iPoTeNcYy I like the idea. Reeves playing Revan, is how would I say it " Great it shall be ".
👍👍⚡⚡
"remember when Kylo Ren literally tortured Rey"
"Yes that was very romantic, they should kiss"
C0nk3r she’s into the kinky stuff
That was what I was thinking. Mind rapping a woman is foreplay?
akextremerickert soo much for our strong female lead huh?
Yeah, BDSM is tight!
C0nk3r so I think the “excuse” for that was the Ben vs kylo ren thing, where Kylo abused her, but Ben is a different person. She outright said she wanted to take Ben’s hand, explicitly mentioning that she wouldn’t have taken kylo ren’s hand. Kind of weak, but my shippy self doesn’t care about that
"DO IT!" 😂
"Do it!"
With the knowledge that Palpatine had intimate relations, that phrase has now taken on a new connotation.
LOL!
J.J. Abrams: "Let's build this on nostalgia. Like... a lot."
Rian Johnson: "Let's subvert expectations. Like... a lot."
J.J. Abrams: "Yeah… I just wanna wrap this up now."
Thank you for summing up the 2010s trilogy in three sentences brilliantly.
Except he left loads of plot points unresolved.
@@mart8675309 all the more room to expand upon. Every question shouldn't be answered in a movie it takes away the mystery. Especially in sci-fi
@@MandoFettOG I didn't say answer every question. I don't need to know the name of every ship or anything (*cough* wookiepedia *cough*) but plot points in a story need a resolution. Why hint that stormtroopers can be saved and not resolve that? Why raise the issue of how maz got luke's saber and then not resolve it? Better to just not create those plot points in the first place.
Notaro - JJ loves his mystery boxes man, it’s entirely how LOST got so popular and a bunch of stuff never got answered there
This sounds more like a fan fiction than the last two movies.
It is the trilogy of fan-fiction. First the "Mary Sue" fan fic with a powerful new self insert character meeting and impressing all the heroes. Then the "Screw Everything" fan fiction that lazily and incompetently tries to subvert everything, and now the lame "Run of the mill" fan fic, with some action happening for no rime or reason.
Basically the exact description for these. Just lots of random corny things without much thought put into them like someone's old fanfiction made into movies.
Pretty much is.
A very bad fan fiction. Jeez the star wars fan fiction are so much better than Disney's star wars fiction
@@Carewolf and TLJ haters said that Abrams making a fanfiction-ish film will "fix" Star Wars... Lol
2017: "TLJ doesn't fit my fanfiction, Star Wars is ruined!"
2019: "TRS is too fanfiction-like, Star Wars is ruined!"
This is why SW needs to be replaced by another space opera with more creative freedom, instead of getting "ruined" by pandering to double-standard fanatics
He does an amazing job of showing just how ridiculous this is.
"Well yeah, he transferred the last of his life force to her."
"Oh, she can, like, transfer it back to him now?"
"Yea... but she doesn't."
"Oh, savage."
Sith Rey: confirmed
The face when you don't even care about the spoilers and watch this instead of the movie
I'm wearing that face...
Yup.
Exactly!!
It's hard to care about spoilers when you don't care about these movies
Same
So is this the conversation that JJ Abrams and Kathleen Kennedy have before they made the movie
I get the feeling it’s pretty accurate
xman577 No. This is creative and funny.
Naw cuz at 6:35 Kathleen would've been fuming and slapped JJ if he told her Rey gets hurt let alone dies.
yeah.. but there was more LSD involved ...
Nah. Too coherent. Not enough SJW REEEEEEEing.
"Do it!"
"AHHH HE FOR SURE SAID THAT"
This is seriously my fav one. I rewatch it all the time.
Let's not forget that Finn could aim and fight like a badass as soon as he defected and cuts thru other Stormtroopers like a hot knife thru butter. He got the same training though, sooo... WTF?
It's the helmets.
Chris Allen oh man, went here to say exactly the same - helms are to blame. Have tried to aim in one of them?
Force I guess
He traded the helmet for plot armor, that's the biggest difference.
@@urbantwilight best explanation
And then Luke wakes up from his meditation. To realize it was all a vision.
Mara holds him and tells him it was all just a bad dream
@@wesleygriffiths8748 And tells him to stop drinking blue milk, it's clearly spoiled.
And Bobby is under the shower
That's what I said the next movie should be... It was all a dream 😂
If only.
That's the only Pitch Meeting that still makes me constantly shake my head in disbelief instead of laughing...
There’s some real energy between these two guys.
Palpatine is like “If you kill me, my spirit will possess you.” and Rey is like “Well I’m not gonna do that. I don’t want to get possessed by a Sith.” Then Palpatine shoots lightning at her and she immediately kills him and he doesn’t possess her, because reasons.
@FireIron 36 yeah can't he just revive himself again
@FireIron 36 in legends like stops the cloning process. Here nothing
You see, he was using a channeled ability, which put his force-possession on cooldown. He should've specced Corruption and Word of Agony for quick-cast DoTs.
Doesn't that mean that if Palpatine just waited around and died of natural causes that he would possess Rey, anyway?
Apparently being hit with his own lighting meant he killed himself or something so Rey didn't get possessed.
"So what happens in the Rise of Skywalker?"
"The last Skywalkers die!"
"Then why is it called Rise of Skywalker?"
"Because at the end, a Palpatine commits identity theft."
Rey has no right to call herself a skywalker she acts nothing like one and she's not even related the whole sequel trilogy is just plain trash
@@freezasama5802 I read this and agreed.
Then I read this as Frieza and I laughed. Especially Frieza saying "The whole sequel trilogy is just plain trash"
Wesley Oldham - Cartoons and TV why thank you it's my persona
@@freezasama5802 With all my hair, I identify more with those Saiyan monkeys you seem to hate so much... or with Cousin It
@@freezasama5802 yeah and she even has both hands, what a fake
5:21
K so next time I need to write a whole 6 page essay in one evening just because i procrastinated for weeks, it's basically no worries I just go off screen for a moment and BOOM it's all done XD
“Well yeah but she doesn’t”
“Ooh savage!” 😂
Haha, they made a billion dollar trilogy without any plan whatsoever.
yeah - pathetic - especially for a company that big XD
@@@jackbrown3691 Mindboggling. Normal people make plans just for things like shopping.
Only TFA made a billion as far as I know. Earnings have been half of each previous movie since then. Except Solo, that one flopped.
@@@denkerbosu3551 Right. But combined this is an investment of more than a billion dollars. With no plan...Again: mindboggling. The sheer arrogance of it.
@@denkerbosu3551 TFA made 2 billion. Rogue one made 1 billion, TLJ made 1.4 billion. Solo made 400 million.
Solo is the only modern star wars film to not break a billion.
This one will easily do it.
"Kylo-Ren comes back because, you know, falling off of things doesn't really matter in star wars." LMAO most consistent plot point.
not for Mace Windu
@Jaxson Hughes ..he did?
Jaxson Hughes how?
@Jaxson Hughes not in canon
And it is actually pretty legit, because it has been canonically shown that Jedi (or just proficient Force users in general) can use the Force to slow down their fall from literally any height. Falling is of basically no threat to a conscious, capable Force user.
“Do it!”
“Ugh, he for sure said that!”
🤣☠ Lost it at " then Falcon is going to be like, on your left"
Then falcon arrives and he's like on your left.
DO A BARRELL ROLL
Then Iron Man says, "I am Iron Man."
Hey, that's the thing from the other thing!
K Flowers I actually said that during the movie. My friend was not impressed
I totally thought this when I saw that part so I’m glad Ryan put that in
Episode X is gonna open with snoke's ominous voice saying "i created palpatine."
More like Episode XII
Darth plagues: no one is ever truly gone
Directed by Rian Johnson
maan episode X (pronounced as an x and not 10 lol) has such a nice ring to it! Too bad there won't be one :(
Yoda : All the babies, I am.
Horses. The space battle needs horses.
Sure why not!
I love that you included the "I decided" - line from the First guy to ever- series lol
I want this film to have impactful moments but I don't want to actually deal with the impact 😂😂😂
Mindy M JJ is that you?
dont worry it doesnt have any
I mean we did know Chewbacca was on another ship, as there was 2 when they arrested him.
@moveovermike
*movie was the product of talentless GenX and Boomers*
10 y/o anakin: ight lemme restrict 3po’s language so he cant read sith
gotta respect the Republic law when ur a slave boy on a miserable planet
Its just not the slave boy way
It's just standard procedure. My introduction to programming protocol droids textbook back in college said you can't let them translate sith language. It was right after the part about the three laws. Everyone knows that.
But really though his memories was wiped between the 3rd and 4th movie, thats when they probably did it, i don't think its that big of a plot hole
Leeyum: Anakin just assembled C3PO from junk spare parts of other protocol-droids that Watto let him have; so it could be factory-set during the days of the Old Republic to keep the Sith from communicating. At least that sounds like something JJ Abrams would say.
After The Last Jedi, the bar was on the ground, and the writers brought a shovel.
Sir, you are unbelievable hilarious! Your sketches brighten up my day and I can't get enough of them!
George Lucas: You can’t just ruin my franchise in 3 movies.
Disney: Actually it’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
They did it 2 though
Nope. If you sell your kid, you dont have any say in what happens to them.
I hope Lucas enjoys his 4 billion pieces of silver.
@Brody Smith no idea what you mean, bud
I thought that the very last of the Star Wars Movies:
"The Return of the Jedi", was excellent.
Anything beyond that is just malignant sjw fan fiction.
James Conkey that means you enjoyed the 40 plus well documented plot holes, major cheezy lines, and poor writing. From beloved luke skywalker acting like a bitch despite already having overcome the dark side and grown in the originals, to luke vaporizing into the air after transmitting himself which made zero sense to anyone, to rose being injected into the film as a horrible character who stopped finn from SAVING the rebel base by sacrificing himself, to the beginning space battle where ships dropped gravity bombs IN SPACE like it was world war 2. You are telling us all here today that you enjoyed that. That says far more about you than that movie. You are entitled to your own opinion, and we are entitled to our opinion on people who liked TLJ
@@jamesknapp64 The Force Awakens alone.
Vader: i am your father
International shock
Palpatine: I am your grandfather
Everyone: 🤔
Dark Helmet: I AM YOUR FATHER's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
So if Palpatine created Anakin by manipulating the midichlorians… and Rey is his granddaughter...
She's Ben Skywalker's Aunt??
…ew...
Nate McMillin no Darth plagius created anakin
@@NA-vz9ko First cousin once removed if true, but I think Panda got it right and it was Palpatine's master.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
During the "DO IT" line I started chocking on my joint due to laughing while inhaling
"So stuff is just kinda happening, ha ?
- Stuff is just kinda happening !"
That's the one liner that says it all for me.