Brilliant. Disney Star Wars - Stuff happens, occasionally making sense but normally not. Now ignore the merchendise and go bitch about how they've trashed it with the rest of us.
Man, I was so done with the movie by the final stand-off in Palpatines basement, I was honestly praying for a 1-armed Mace Windu to bounce up in there, call them all motherfuckers, kill em all. Roll Credits. "This party's over."
"So what happens in the Rise of Skywalker?" "The last Skywalkers die!" "Then why is it called Rise of Skywalker?" "Because at the end, a Palpatine commits identity theft."
@@freezasama5802 I read this and agreed. Then I read this as Frieza and I laughed. Especially Frieza saying "The whole sequel trilogy is just plain trash"
I want to see the alternate ending to this movie where rey and ben keep reviving eachother/dying over and over again. "You take the life force." "No, YOU Take the life force!" Couldn't they each take like, half of the life force?
That makes me think of this scene near the end of a Rupert episode where an old Irish man and the Leprechaun prince argue over wanting the other to keep their good luck amulet which turns into a brief shouting match.
And it is actually pretty legit, because it has been canonically shown that Jedi (or just proficient Force users in general) can use the Force to slow down their fall from literally any height. Falling is of basically no threat to a conscious, capable Force user.
Palpatine is like “If you kill me, my spirit will possess you.” and Rey is like “Well I’m not gonna do that. I don’t want to get possessed by a Sith.” Then Palpatine shoots lightning at her and she immediately kills him and he doesn’t possess her, because reasons.
You see, he was using a channeled ability, which put his force-possession on cooldown. He should've specced Corruption and Word of Agony for quick-cast DoTs.
The scene where Palpatine and Rey both say Im all the sith and Im all the jedi respectively is just like when we were kids roleplaying Star Wars and decided to give ourselves OP powers because we were tired of playing. Truly one of the lines ever said of all time
Yup. It was at this point that it occurred to me that this movie seems like it was written by an 8 year old. I was cringing so hard I just couldn't watch it. I still haven't seen the whole movie. It just goes to show that there are more important things than a massive budget.
It solves the problem that he's "spiritually" redeemed but if he comes back alive he has to face the consequences of contributing to the deaths of millions of people. He'd probably have been executed, anyway.
@@twitchascensionDid he though? He helped to defeat both big villains of the story, so he could have just told everyone that it was his secret plan to defeat them. Just try. Why would he throw away every chance? I find it a bit disappointing when the bad guy of a story is evil for no reason, tells everyone that he is evil for no reason and then kills himself off in to make sure the main character(s) don't have to do it. It's just lazy writing.
Learning how to force heal, teleport and clone objects, manipulate blaster bolts, telepathy, ability to see anyone at anytime anywhere. “It’s all super easy, barely an inconvenience”
@@siddaslothman2273 To be fair that lightsaber in the end that "teleports" to kylo's hand thanks to rey WAS NOT CLONED, it was *spoilers* Leia's saber. Though it is a bit confusing how they made her saber blue as well. :P
"Well, you can heal people and animals by giving them some life force I decided." Wow, wouldn't that have been convenient when Padme was dying or when Vader was dying or when Qui-Gonn was dying or when Anakin's mom was dying or when Yoda was dying or when....
J.J. Abrams: "Let's build this on nostalgia. Like... a lot." Rian Johnson: "Let's subvert expectations. Like... a lot." J.J. Abrams: "Yeah… I just wanna wrap this up now."
@@MandoFettOG I didn't say answer every question. I don't need to know the name of every ship or anything (*cough* wookiepedia *cough*) but plot points in a story need a resolution. Why hint that stormtroopers can be saved and not resolve that? Why raise the issue of how maz got luke's saber and then not resolve it? Better to just not create those plot points in the first place.
I'm so glad you mentioned the very strange Lando and ex-stormtrooper moment at the end. This had me in tears at the cinema laughing. Ten minutes into watching it, I started to suspect this whole trilogy was a master reveal from Mel Brooks, that "The Rise of Skywalker" was actually "Spaceballs 2" Ah the tragedy when a beloved thing becomes a parody of itself.
@@violetlavi2207 that makes perfect sense. Just goes to show how little care they took with the final product. And had they kept that idea, it would've been yet another incredible coincidence that everybody in this universe is related to someone significant. Not to mention the inherent ignorance in this particular case
The actual story: all the skywalkers die and a Palpatine steals their family name. This is called "rise of skywalker" and hailed as a triumphant theme??? I call it "bad storytelling"
You mean George Lucas in a nutshell? He IS the father of movies for toys. Star Wars was created for this, but unfortunately, toys sales have gone down since then. Doesn't help they make the shittiest toys now with character without anything interesting or "cool"
@Maarten Keus Or he could have just... NOT done that and made something new? Something that wasn't a blatant rip off of a scene that was done far better about 40 years ago?
Halfway through the movie, I had a realization: that “Skywalker” wasn’t referring to Rey but to Kylo Ren. I assumed that in a complete flip on previous Star Wars movies and as a final plot twist, Rey was going to turn evil or sacrifice herself and Kylo was going to become good and lead the Jedi order. But none of that happened and we got a weird, predictable ending that makes absolutely no sense
What’s even sadder is that George Lucas already had plans for the sequel trilogy which JJ could’ve used which makes his decision of not planning out the trilogy even worse
@@mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747 That's Kathleen Kennedy and the whole Disney company behind these decisions. I doubt JJ had anything to do with all that.
@@carbonfox4464 I always interpenetrated it as the cave showing Luke that he could be the next "Vader" if he goes to the dark side, or that nobody is immune to the influences of the dark side. Due to the fact that earlier in the move iirc Luke states that he won't succumb to the dark side.
@Kyle Vernon She wasn't murdered by Palpatine. She used all her life force to deflect Palpatine's electricity back to himself, thus giving up her life to save the Resistance fleet, i.e. sacrificing herself.
@Kyle Vernon I mean yeah. She was holding 2 lightsabers together, _and_ using the Force. Pretty sure all Jedi and Sith use the force when engaging in lightsaber duels. That's why they're better at duels then non-force sensitive plebs. Regardless, my point still stands.
JJ: so Palatine's whole thing is that he wants Rey to kill him so he can soul transfer to her. Exec: oh no, so how does Rey stop him? JJ: by killing him. Exec: wouldn't that make his soul transfer to her and do exactly what he wanted? JJ: don't worry about it. Exec: oh, okay!
I thought they did away with that because of the 'all the jedi, all the sith' so there was nothing left to transfer as opposed to if Rey just killed him on her own.
@@MeteorPhoenix1127 Disney: "Uhhhh.... Money-Merchandisinggol? Ah f*** it. We're glad this series is over so we can start a brand new trilogy to bring in impressionable new fans to milk for the next 40 years after you're [Star Wars Fans] all dead."
Yeah, it's insulting how much they steal from the intellectual property they themselves wiped from existence five years ago. This gizmo is not really a holocron (it's just a map, it doesn't hold the Force-powered AI avatar of its creator) but its design is a 100% ripoff of the Sith holocrons from the comics.
@@MeteorPhoenix1127 It's extra strange since Korriban (or Morribond as it's called) is actually in the current canon. Regardless, Exegol seems more in line with Dromund Kaas with it being a hard to find, mist shrouded planet associated with the ancient sith. I think it would have been cool if they just made it either of those planets.
This. And that line of "I want this film to have a lot of impactful moments, but I don't really want to deal with the actual impacts" rings so true for both franchises as well. Didn't GoT season 8 show the complete destruction of both the Dothraki and Unsullied armies on screen like three times each?
@@Codraroll It did, then literally the next episode the army was perfectly fine. However, Dany having the army itself made sense and stayed true to the plot (thanks to the good early seasons). That Star Destroyer fleet was legit impossible and made none. The entire First Order served no purpose.
And everyone shows up at the same time. In Endgame, that made sense, in this sense, it doesn't make much sense, and they show up so close to each other there should have been a lot of casualties from all the space allies running into each other.
To be fair they did make him vanish immediately so she didn't have time to. Whereas when she died, her body stayed for a good amount of time without vanishing
'And then he dies.' 'Oh, he dies?' 'Yeah, he transferred the last of his life force to her!' 'Oh, so she can like, transfer it back to him now?' 'Well yeah, but she doesn't.' 'Oh, savage!' I CAN'T EVEN
"Then Rey is confronted by an evil version of herself for about 10 seconds." "Why does THAT happen?" "So we can show it in the trailer." "That's smart!"
@@DavidLLambertmobile I noticed that in movies that they will wear helmets or something similar and or only show certain angles when their double is on
To be fair...that WAS smart. It's like all those scenes in Rogue One that were in the trailer that all somehow didn't end up in the final movie that the trailer guys used specifically because they said "We were given a bunch of scenes and we put the coolest looking ones in the trailer"...but then those didn't end up in the actual movie somehow...
“Nice, so what are we calling this?” “Get this, ‘The Rise of Skywalker’” “But isn’t she a Palpatine?” “Well I just have her say she’s a Skywalker at the end so it’s all good.” “You wrote the title before your wrote the script didn’t you.” “I did indeed.”
Was weird, burring the light-sabers of the past as like a metaphor to the Skywalker saga finally being over... then bam, and her name is REY SKYWALKER "John Cena Theme" Thought it was a nice homage to her "step-parents"
@@thederpydazer soooo.... In the end of the day Disney fucked up the whole starwars lore. Me: please end me now. God: I'm going to ruin this man's whole career
Oh yeah, that was so unnecessary. What did that even mean? Will all Jedi start calling themselves Skywalkers now? Why not just reclaim the Palpatine name? Her entire clan wasn't evil. Her parents were so exemplary they literally died to keep her away from Granddad's clutches.
Of all the movies this man has torn apart, this one REALLY shows just how bad this movie was. I knew it was really bad, but having him explain it back showed even I didn't understand just how bad lol. how did anyone working on this make it into hollywood
To be fair it was right next to the ship where they were looking for exactly that clue so like, not exactly as ridiculous as a lot of the other things.
4 years into the future I’m rewatching this pitch meeting. I had almost forgotten how bad the sequels are. I was considering rewatching them to see if something in me maybe could like them. But after this video I’m convinced those movies shouldn’t exist. And Star Wars has 6 movies and Rogue one. That’s. It. Thank you for your kind service Ryan. You are a good man
@@rattlinbones Ok for example ROTJ makes ghosts interact with things and touch them. Why didn't they fought the Emperor with Luke then? Or ROTJ and ESB makes Leia force sensistive and Vader's daughter yet Vader doesn't sense anything? Also I don't think force healing messes up with other movies since Rey found the power from the old jedi texts
Hey, it worked for Empire. Where they started pushing and pulling things. New Hope; the Force was all mind games. Even the choke wasn't even visible, and the guy just thought the uniform collar was getting tighter, but it was a mind trick then. These are not the droids we are looking for. What was that noise? And so on.
@@yoshidinono8095 Jedi Mind Trick has been, well, a Jedi move since times way back...it requires training and can only work on specific beings with a specific level of intellect. Everything else was literally just telekinesis to push, pull, or grab object/people with the mind. Force Skype that transport things half-way across the galaxy and Force Healing has never cannonly been a thing. Heck, Yoda struggled learning from Qui-Gon how to not lose his individuality when he died so he could teach others how to become Force Ghosts, and them interacting with the world wasn't a thing he learned. He of all people would've known about healing. Goes double since Grogu knows it as just a 50+ year-old kid with minimum training. Isn't something you just "read" about then boom with no training.
@@willzjc Did you see anything else by JJ? I highly doubt his idea of roadmap means having a complete story with payoffs and stuff. At least he never gave even a slightest reason to suspect this.
"Oh wow, what are the odds of them ending up in that exact spot after a chase?" "Astronomical! But this is space, so that's okay." Can we all just take a second because that was superb
Palpatine: I am inevitable Rey: I am...... Iron Man Kylo: I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. Theres nobody else I rather be, than me
@Drew Peacock It is Identity theft: "the fraudulent practice of using another person's name and personal information in order to obtain credit, loans, etc." The name skywalker has a lot of positive things to it because of Luke. It is a name people will recognise and treat her differently becasue of a presumed family connection. If I went around the US and startedcalling myself a family member of trump or obama I would be commiting a crime becasue I am am neither. The identity theft is in the fact that she is faking being part of a family.
@Drew Peacock Skywalker happens to be the Chiss word used to refer to those who are force sensitive. Thrawn makes the snarky reference in his meeting with Anakin how he, and the jedi, are Skywalkers, though Anakin is amusingly one in name as well. So, if you enjoy the books like I do, you can reread "Rise of Skywalker" as "Rise of the Jedi"
It's just standard procedure. My introduction to programming protocol droids textbook back in college said you can't let them translate sith language. It was right after the part about the three laws. Everyone knows that.
Leeyum: Anakin just assembled C3PO from junk spare parts of other protocol-droids that Watto let him have; so it could be factory-set during the days of the Old Republic to keep the Sith from communicating. At least that sounds like something JJ Abrams would say.
"...They meet Lando Calrissian remember!" "He's from the other movies!" "He is, and he's like 'I have a bad feeling about this.'" "He says the thing?!" "He says it, and then..." My favourite exchange from this.
"That guy zaps himself a lot!" That is an understatement. Palpatine is batting a perfect game, 3 for 3, when it comes to force lightning himself in the face in trilogy finales.
And yet he still manages to survive. Maybe we'll get another trilogy where he reveals that force lightning to the face is actually good for him and it's just like a detox
Did you see when Dooku does it? He looks so scared while he's throwing bolts. I think you're literally not supposed to do force lightning, for this exact reason.
And one should think that after two attempts he has learned to switch his own force lightnings off when he begins to fry himself, but nooo... Also what I've learned from this movie is that every fleet of spaceships attacking an evil force user should bring at least _two_ lightsabers with it in case he attacks them with an overwhelming lightning attack with enough power to melt a spaceship.
"It's so strange that we never hinted at this at all, whatsoever, in any way." "Yeah, uh huh, pretty crazy! But this was... this always the plan!" "Was it, though?" "I mean... I mean, yeah! I- I wouldn't start a trilogy without a road map, you know? I wouldn't- I didn't do that!"
@Joshua Cline Burning Man is a festival with music, dance, drugs and sex - then someone sets a big straw man on fire and everyone is happy. its a bit Hippie-esque and that scene in the movie had some similarities
C0nk3r so I think the “excuse” for that was the Ben vs kylo ren thing, where Kylo abused her, but Ben is a different person. She outright said she wanted to take Ben’s hand, explicitly mentioning that she wouldn’t have taken kylo ren’s hand. Kind of weak, but my shippy self doesn’t care about that
"Well yeah, he transferred the last of his life force to her." "Oh, she can, like, transfer it back to him now?" "Yea... but she doesn't." "Oh, savage." Sith Rey: confirmed
Then people who liked TLJ will sight Johnson as a better guy for wrapping things up failing to see how he pretty much has the same tendency to leave endings with a lot of loose ends or "up to the viewer interpretation".
@@rithrius5384 I'm gonna need u to get all the way of my back with that bendy bendy stuff, that was already shown in the trailer. I was hoping for a long badass fight.
I am your Grandfather-Uncle. Ha! She instantly married Kylo when they kissed. What's the problem? Lol. Though, I think, Palpatine impregnating Shmee Skywalker with special Anakin Sauce, I think this is a bit more intimate than an incestuous kiss, but whadda I know lmfao
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No
No
I'll never pay for Disney.
You were meant to destroy Disney not join them!
God I love Star Wars but this makes me want to hate it
"So stuff's just kind of happening huh?"
"Stuff's just kind of happening."
This is the best description I've heard of The Rise of Skywalker.
"So, stuff's just kind of happening, huh?" made me laugh so hard, pure genious!
Destroying a beloved franchise is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
That was literally what I David said while watching the climax
Kill the writters
Brilliant.
Disney Star Wars - Stuff happens, occasionally making sense but normally not. Now ignore the merchendise and go bitch about how they've trashed it with the rest of us.
"Cause falling off of things doesn't really mean anything in Star Wars."
*Mace Windu glares*
I'm sure he'll be back in ep 10
Don't fret, he'll be resurrected as an invincible, infallible white woman. Because the woke hierarchy is clear and distinct.
**Star Wars Theory's Vader Episode 2 stares back**
Darth Maul was "fine" and he was also cut in half. XD
Man, I was so done with the movie by the final stand-off in Palpatines basement, I was honestly praying for a 1-armed Mace Windu to bounce up in there, call them all motherfuckers, kill em all. Roll Credits.
"This party's over."
When he said “Falcon’s gonna be like ‘on your left’” I didn’t even realize he was joking because it WAS the Millennium FALCON
MaxTurtle and the fact that the movie was basically Star Wars version of Endgame just not as good lol
It’s a Star Fox quote. He said Falco
David Casto no I don’t think so “on your left” is definitely an Endgame reference originating from Captain America’s joke in Winter Soldier
David Casto definitely said ‘Falcon’
@@DavyCDiamondback no you're all wrong, he was saying "Falcor" is on your left. cause our hero is atREYu.
"So stuff is just kind of happening, huh?" Still my favorite line in this.
Mine is “[the odds are] astronomical! ...but this is space, so that’s okay”
This literally describes the movie perfectly.
@@alisaurus4224 Yeah, I howled at that one too........
It's a bit embarrassing for all the highly paid writers and directors involved that this sums up the storytelling of the movie perfectly
This is Ryan's most underrated and underused line!
That moment when you realize each trilogy ended with Palpatine electrocuting himself
Erin Roberts underrated comment 😂
@Erin Roberts ... Don't kink shame Grandpa Palpatine. 😂
You win the internet
Palpatine may in fact be ElectroBOOM, and moonlighting as a RUclipsr.
@@marcileatherboots1 Grampa Palpa
"So what happens in the Rise of Skywalker?"
"The last Skywalkers die!"
"Then why is it called Rise of Skywalker?"
"Because at the end, a Palpatine commits identity theft."
Rey has no right to call herself a skywalker she acts nothing like one and she's not even related the whole sequel trilogy is just plain trash
@@freezasama5802 I read this and agreed.
Then I read this as Frieza and I laughed. Especially Frieza saying "The whole sequel trilogy is just plain trash"
Wesley Oldham - Cartoons and TV why thank you it's my persona
@@freezasama5802 With all my hair, I identify more with those Saiyan monkeys you seem to hate so much... or with Cousin It
@@freezasama5802 yeah and she even has both hands, what a fake
I feel like Palpatine’s return totally undermines Vader’s sacrifice
I suppose, but then again if he wasent in this movie I seriously have no clue where it would have gone
the whole sequel trilogy is trash
Because in this trilogy, males may not be heros and any prior instance of it must be undone
@@peanutbutterrobot I think episode 8 makes 7 bad by proxy
Exactly
“so stuff is just kind of happening” is the best line in this pitch, and completely sums up this movie.
Yes, that is one of Ryan's best lines that he seldom uses!
I want to see the alternate ending to this movie where rey and ben keep reviving eachother/dying over and over again. "You take the life force." "No, YOU Take the life force!" Couldn't they each take like, half of the life force?
Yes.
Reminds me of the scene with Affleck abd Hartnett in Pearl Harbor.
Well, if that isn't in HISHE Rise of Skywalker I'll be disappointed.
It's their version of having sex. Why not make it Force-tantric?
That makes me think of this scene near the end of a Rupert episode where an old Irish man and the Leprechaun prince argue over wanting the other to keep their good luck amulet which turns into a brief shouting match.
"Kylo-Ren comes back because, you know, falling off of things doesn't really matter in star wars." LMAO most consistent plot point.
not for Mace Windu
@Jaxson Hughes ..he did?
Jaxson Hughes how?
@Jaxson Hughes not in canon
And it is actually pretty legit, because it has been canonically shown that Jedi (or just proficient Force users in general) can use the Force to slow down their fall from literally any height. Falling is of basically no threat to a conscious, capable Force user.
Palpatine is like “If you kill me, my spirit will possess you.” and Rey is like “Well I’m not gonna do that. I don’t want to get possessed by a Sith.” Then Palpatine shoots lightning at her and she immediately kills him and he doesn’t possess her, because reasons.
@FireIron 36 yeah can't he just revive himself again
@FireIron 36 in legends like stops the cloning process. Here nothing
You see, he was using a channeled ability, which put his force-possession on cooldown. He should've specced Corruption and Word of Agony for quick-cast DoTs.
Doesn't that mean that if Palpatine just waited around and died of natural causes that he would possess Rey, anyway?
Apparently being hit with his own lighting meant he killed himself or something so Rey didn't get possessed.
The scene where Palpatine and Rey both say Im all the sith and Im all the jedi respectively is just like when we were kids roleplaying Star Wars and decided to give ourselves OP powers because we were tired of playing. Truly one of the lines ever said of all time
Exactly…the sequel isn’t bad fan-fic, it’s bad kid-fic.
Yup... That's exactly how I felt. Completely un-earned nonsense.
Yup. It was at this point that it occurred to me that this movie seems like it was written by an 8 year old. I was cringing so hard I just couldn't watch it. I still haven't seen the whole movie. It just goes to show that there are more important things than a massive budget.
My brain really thought she was going to say “I’m every Jedi” and then I realised I was thinking of a Chaka Khan song
I always thought the last trilogy had the vibe of really bad fan fiction tbh
Ironically, more thought went into this script than the entire final of the trilogy.
Reds Kin wow aren’t you original
@@blakjjags0697 Ironically, you're not the first person to have ever said that.
Reds Kin in general or to you?
tbh I think force awakens was fine, but the rest was terrible
What do you mean, final? ;D there will be more and more and more...
I was expecting some kind of parody not the actual recration of the original meeting......
Lol
😅😅😅👏
I thought the same thing. This is exactly how I saw the movie. This, plus as a Star Wars remake with essentially an all-female cast.
🤣🤣🤣
Right lol
“He transferred the last of his life force to her.”
“Oh, so she can, like, transfer it back to him now.”
“Well yeah, but she doesn’t.”
“Oh, savage.”
"THIS IS OUR HERO !"
It's what he deserves tho lol
It solves the problem that he's "spiritually" redeemed but if he comes back alive he has to face the consequences of contributing to the deaths of millions of people.
He'd probably have been executed, anyway.
@@twitchascensionDid he though? He helped to defeat both big villains of the story, so he could have just told everyone that it was his secret plan to defeat them.
Just try. Why would he throw away every chance?
I find it a bit disappointing when the bad guy of a story is evil for no reason, tells everyone that he is evil for no reason and then kills himself off in to make sure the main character(s) don't have to do it. It's just lazy writing.
Qwerty and Azerty he sacrificed himself for her. If she would’ve healed him it’s safe to say it will cost her her life.
"DEW IT"
"Oh he for sure said that!"
That guy zaps himself a LOT
"Super easy, barley an inconvenience" was basically the slogan of this movie.
Timothy Mably yeah, like “script writing is super easy, barely an inconvenience”
Learning how to force heal, teleport and clone objects, manipulate blaster bolts, telepathy, ability to see anyone at anytime anywhere. “It’s all super easy, barely an inconvenience”
I prefer rice though...
@@siddaslothman2273 To be fair that lightsaber in the end that "teleports" to kylo's hand thanks to rey WAS NOT CLONED, it was *spoilers* Leia's saber. Though it is a bit confusing how they made her saber blue as well. :P
Barley IS an inconvenience, isn't it?
"Well, you can heal people and animals by giving them some life force I decided."
Wow, wouldn't that have been convenient when Padme was dying or when Vader was dying or when Qui-Gonn was dying or when Anakin's mom was dying or when Yoda was dying or when....
It's in the mandalorian so the real question is
Why didnt baby Yoda teach anyone this ability
And appearantly you have a limited amount of life force i guess? But also not, when its convinient.
@@aiyagilliam9930 Keep in mind that Baby Yoda isn't Yoda. Yoda was dead before The Mandalorian takes place.
LOL These Disney hacks know nothing of writing anything. They are clearly just phoning it in.
force healing is an established canon ability though
J.J. Abrams: "Let's build this on nostalgia. Like... a lot."
Rian Johnson: "Let's subvert expectations. Like... a lot."
J.J. Abrams: "Yeah… I just wanna wrap this up now."
Thank you for summing up the 2010s trilogy in three sentences brilliantly.
Except he left loads of plot points unresolved.
@@NotaroName all the more room to expand upon. Every question shouldn't be answered in a movie it takes away the mystery. Especially in sci-fi
@@MandoFettOG I didn't say answer every question. I don't need to know the name of every ship or anything (*cough* wookiepedia *cough*) but plot points in a story need a resolution. Why hint that stormtroopers can be saved and not resolve that? Why raise the issue of how maz got luke's saber and then not resolve it? Better to just not create those plot points in the first place.
Notaro - JJ loves his mystery boxes man, it’s entirely how LOST got so popular and a bunch of stuff never got answered there
I'm so glad you mentioned the very strange Lando and ex-stormtrooper moment at the end.
This had me in tears at the cinema laughing.
Ten minutes into watching it, I started to suspect this whole trilogy was a master reveal from Mel Brooks, that "The Rise of Skywalker" was actually "Spaceballs 2"
Ah the tragedy when a beloved thing becomes a parody of itself.
It’s especially strange because originally, Jannah was Lando’s daughter. But then they changed that…and yet they shot/kept this scene
@@violetlavi2207 that makes perfect sense. Just goes to show how little care they took with the final product.
And had they kept that idea, it would've been yet another incredible coincidence that everybody in this universe is related to someone significant. Not to mention the inherent ignorance in this particular case
The Rise of Skywalker was clearly a search for more money, so your Spaceballs 2 theory rings true.
@@palaceofwisdom9448 haha brilliant
Rey: "I'm Rey...Skywalker."
Me: "Identity theft is not a joke, Rey. Millions of families suffer every year."
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
I'm not one of those that got mad or said the line was cringey, but this was funny Lol
"Michael!"
Rey is committing Glory Theft!!
The actual story: all the skywalkers die and a Palpatine steals their family name. This is called "rise of skywalker" and hailed as a triumphant theme??? I call it "bad storytelling"
“He’s just the cutest little merchandising opportunity”
Disney’s missions statement in a nutshell.
Ewoks, droids...
Meanwhile, you own a baby Yoda and a Porg.
*Every movie company
You mean George Lucas in a nutshell? He IS the father of movies for toys. Star Wars was created for this, but unfortunately, toys sales have gone down since then. Doesn't help they make the shittiest toys now with character without anything interesting or "cool"
That was George Lucas’ "mission statement in a nutshell" long before Disney had anything to do with it.
“He also has a big secret he has to tell Rey before they die!”
“What is it?”
“I don’t know!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's my favorite catchphrase of his.
Fair enough.
Sounds like it was written by a clueless ai story generator lol.
That's like JJ Abrams in a nutshell
This is my first time watching this and I literally passed this comment as he was saying that lol
Rey is the ideal protagonist for "super easy, barely an inconvenience" jokes again and again.
And Disney’s live action Mulan.
Kathleen Kennedy with her attempt to make a strong female character & typical of her stupidity, makes Rey the exact opposite of interesting
i feel like they need to re-name the "mary sue" character to "rey" lol
Sadly
Nah Dominick Torreto is. Just says “it’s family time” and becomes superman lmao
Palpatine’s Wife: “Let’s have a child.”
Palpatine: “Do it.”
dew et
Was he ever married? Maybe he just influenced the Midichlorians to create life
I feel like a galactic emperor like old Sheev would’ve had some sort of Harem...
am I the only one that thought this?
Mmmmmm yes dew it
IVF obviously didn't exist in star wars
"Why does that happen?"
"So we can show it in the trailer"
L O L
Blech, Square Enix did the exact same thing with Evil Aqua.
smart!
@Maarten Keus Or he could have just... NOT done that and made something new? Something that wasn't a blatant rip off of a scene that was done far better about 40 years ago?
Halfway through the movie, I had a realization: that “Skywalker” wasn’t referring to Rey but to Kylo Ren. I assumed that in a complete flip on previous Star Wars movies and as a final plot twist, Rey was going to turn evil or sacrifice herself and Kylo was going to become good and lead the Jedi order. But none of that happened and we got a weird, predictable ending that makes absolutely no sense
Same! That would have been amazing, at least for the story.
I thought the same...
But we will be mad if it happened...
It will be just like what happened to Daenerys in GOT...
Fans will be crazy....
@@anggafuse8568 this one at-least had a proper foreshadowing
That would have been way better.
I love how the movie manages to be totally predictable, while *also* being weird and making no sense
While it was painfully obvious that the trilogy had no plan, JJ Abrams finally admitted that they had no plan.
There was really no point in making up anymore bullsh*t at that point
What’s even sadder is that George Lucas already had plans for the sequel trilogy which JJ could’ve used which makes his decision of not planning out the trilogy even worse
@@mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747yeah like I wish we got George’s * story my phone is being weird I can’t see anything lol
stet at least
@@mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747 That's Kathleen Kennedy and the whole Disney company behind these decisions. I doubt JJ had anything to do with all that.
@@mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747e probably created a whole planned road map. No one could read it. Lol
then Rey sees herself as a Sith for ten seconds.
oh what's that about?
so we could put it in the trailer!
That’s smart!
Pioh
Like how Luke saw himself as Vader... Because they both were connected to dark side bloodlines.
@@carbonfox4464 but Luke's connection actually made sense. Not shoved in the last movie of the trilogy.
@@carbonfox4464 I always interpenetrated it as the cave showing Luke that he could be the next "Vader" if he goes to the dark side, or that nobody is immune to the influences of the dark side. Due to the fact that earlier in the move iirc Luke states that he won't succumb to the dark side.
Pretty sure even Daisy Ridley was surprised that image made it into the film.
“So she could heal him?”
“Yeah but she doesn’t”
“Oh savage!” 😂
Speaking of which, how does Rey not evaporate after dying like every other Jedi?
@Kyle Vernon She wasn't murdered by Palpatine. She used all her life force to deflect Palpatine's electricity back to himself, thus giving up her life to save the Resistance fleet, i.e. sacrificing herself.
@@rapidreaders7741 because woke culture demanded a female heroic lead at the end of the movie.
@Kyle Vernon I mean yeah. She was holding 2 lightsabers together, _and_ using the Force. Pretty sure all Jedi and Sith use the force when engaging in lightsaber duels. That's why they're better at duels then non-force sensitive plebs. Regardless, my point still stands.
I mean, to be fair, she would just die again so...
JJ: so Palatine's whole thing is that he wants Rey to kill him so he can soul transfer to her.
Exec: oh no, so how does Rey stop him?
JJ: by killing him.
Exec: wouldn't that make his soul transfer to her and do exactly what he wanted?
JJ: don't worry about it.
Exec: oh, okay!
I thought they did away with that because of the 'all the jedi, all the sith' so there was nothing left to transfer as opposed to if Rey just killed him on her own.
He kills himself
I think that was a lie to get her more emotionally unstable for the soul taking
I think they avoided that since he technically melted himself with his own lightning
Im gunna need you to get alllll the way off my back about that
I love how Writer Guy is so (sarcastically) excited and breathless throughout ... perfectly captures the utter and total banality of the whole thing
It's sad to realise that every Star Wars critic's youtube video I've seen has actually been much better written than the movie itself.
Same goes for fanfiction
That's because most of the critics are fans.
@@SaladDressing69 Yes, that does make all the difference.
"And then the Stormtroopers fly after them."
"They fly now?"
"They fly now."
Not sure if it is a missed opportunity or a brilliant subversion.
Heh. I see what you did there
"They forgot that they have TIE-Fighters?"
"Yes, they kinda forgot"
@Rory Whiteley Not very prominently in the movies, so that doesn´t count in Disney´s eyes.
"He's just the cutest little merchandising opportunity."
Baby Yoda: "Hold my bone broth."
Baby Yoda, "Hold my bone you will, Broth."
Baby Yoda: "did you forget to tell the factories about me?"
@JRPGFan20000 Hahahahahahahahahaha.
ur welcome for 1000th like
Monoi I Yoda will kill Mary Sue
"Oh wow, what are the odds of that happening?"
"Astronomical, but this is space so that's okay."
That was so good 👌🤣
My favorite line in all the Pitch Meetings
Disney: "This is a wayfinder."
Star Wars Fans: "No that's a sith holocron."
Disney: "Exegol, the homeworld of the Sith"
Star Wars Fans: "You mean Korriban. Why are you changing trivial stuff??"
@@MeteorPhoenix1127 Disney: "Uhhhh.... Money-Merchandisinggol? Ah f*** it. We're glad this series is over so we can start a brand new trilogy to bring in impressionable new fans to milk for the next 40 years after you're [Star Wars Fans] all dead."
@@MeteorPhoenix1127 So True!
Yeah, it's insulting how much they steal from the intellectual property they themselves wiped from existence five years ago. This gizmo is not really a holocron (it's just a map, it doesn't hold the Force-powered AI avatar of its creator) but its design is a 100% ripoff of the Sith holocrons from the comics.
@@MeteorPhoenix1127 It's extra strange since Korriban (or Morribond as it's called) is actually in the current canon. Regardless, Exegol seems more in line with Dromund Kaas with it being a hard to find, mist shrouded planet associated with the ancient sith. I think it would have been cool if they just made it either of those planets.
This pitch meeting actually makes GOT Season 8 look like it was well planned
This. And that line of "I want this film to have a lot of impactful moments, but I don't really want to deal with the actual impacts" rings so true for both franchises as well. Didn't GoT season 8 show the complete destruction of both the Dothraki and Unsullied armies on screen like three times each?
@@Codraroll It did, then literally the next episode the army was perfectly fine. However, Dany having the army itself made sense and stayed true to the plot (thanks to the good early seasons). That Star Destroyer fleet was legit impossible and made none. The entire First Order served no purpose.
@Persephone kajira It was equally as impossible as Palpatine being alive and having a daughter who had his granddaughter .
*Well lit
@DOODLE HEAD you should watch it
Episode X is gonna open with snoke's ominous voice saying "i created palpatine."
More like Episode XII
Darth plagues: no one is ever truly gone
Directed by Rian Johnson
maan episode X (pronounced as an x and not 10 lol) has such a nice ring to it! Too bad there won't be one :(
Yoda : All the babies, I am.
“I want this film to have impactful moments, but I don’t want to have to deal with the actual impact.” That pretty much sums up our society right now.
Depressingly so
On point comment
So true
Disney in a nutshell!
"...but he can't translate"
"why?"
"because of its programming"
"but actually why?"
"to extend the plot a little"
"ok gotcha"
lmao
And then immediately getting the dagger back is super easy, barely an inconvenience
As much as I agree, at least it gave us Babu Frik.
they really didn't need to go to a droidsmith to override c-3po's programming since he could've just pointed on a map where the mcguffin is
"And Tony is gonna be like, I am Iron Man"
Glad to know I'm not the only one who thought that!
I'm surprised Howard The Duck didn't show up too 😅
And everyone shows up at the same time. In Endgame, that made sense, in this sense, it doesn't make much sense, and they show up so close to each other there should have been a lot of casualties from all the space allies running into each other.
It’d be so weird of them to have actually gone back and redo that scene with those lines because of Endgame, tho.
mr stuff doer well I mean they were writing them at the same time
Everyone knows the last fight scene is a copy from endgame lmao
"What are the chances of that?"
"Astronomical, but this is space so that's okay!"
An underrated line
Smart quote for sure!
That's so funny!!!
"Can't she just transfer the life force back to him now?"
"Yeah, but she doesn't."
"Oh, savage." 😄
To be fair they did make him vanish immediately so she didn't have time to. Whereas when she died, her body stayed for a good amount of time without vanishing
'And then he dies.'
'Oh, he dies?'
'Yeah, he transferred the last of his life force to her!'
'Oh, so she can like, transfer it back to him now?'
'Well yeah, but she doesn't.'
'Oh, savage!'
I CAN'T EVEN
"Then Rey is confronted by an evil version of herself for about 10 seconds."
"Why does THAT happen?"
"So we can show it in the trailer."
"That's smart!"
That was smart
I love how Rey wears a do rag, cap so she can have a stand in, double. Also a cheap excuse for new toys-figures. 💲💲💲
@@DavidLLambertmobile I noticed that in movies that they will wear helmets or something similar and or only show certain angles when their double is on
@@ohio you're welcome. Thanks for the unnecessary comment.
To be fair...that WAS smart. It's like all those scenes in Rogue One that were in the trailer that all somehow didn't end up in the final movie that the trailer guys used specifically because they said "We were given a bunch of scenes and we put the coolest looking ones in the trailer"...but then those didn't end up in the actual movie somehow...
"Did you forget to pay that off?"
"I forgot to pay that off."
"That's okay, that happens. A lot."
"I mean, a lot."
Thats the entire sequel trilogy
If your name is JJ Abrams
1:59 Hey remember when Han was all "THAT'S NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS!"
Um...
Palpatine during intercourse: "Do it!"
Palpatine during his climax: "UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!!!!"
Let's just put it this way....those weren't lightning bolts.
...maybe you should talk to a doctor of some kind. Just a thought...
Apparently this is how he passed unlimited power down to Rey
I am the seNUT.
Oooohh thank you for loading me up with that one 😄
“Nice, so what are we calling this?”
“Get this, ‘The Rise of Skywalker’”
“But isn’t she a Palpatine?”
“Well I just have her say she’s a Skywalker at the end so it’s all good.”
“You wrote the title before your wrote the script didn’t you.”
“I did indeed.”
Woops.
Woopsie
Was weird, burring the light-sabers of the past as like a metaphor to the Skywalker saga finally being over... then bam, and her name is REY SKYWALKER "John Cena Theme"
Thought it was a nice homage to her "step-parents"
Well, according to comics, Anakin was made by Palpatine so Rey is at least a cousin to the Skywalkers
Shoulda called it "Rise of Palpatine" or something like that to give it a double meaning.
"I'm gonna need you to get waaay of my back about this one."
"Dew it"
"Oh he for sure said that"
I am DECEASED 😂
"Okay maybe we can move on?" "I would literally love nothing more!"
Dewing it is tight
Just DeW iT! Just dEw It!!!
Can‘t stop giggeling.. even suddenly in public. Whoopsies
@@ericbell7 Oh giggling in public is tight!
"Falling off of things doesn't really mean anything in Star Wars."
WINDU LIVES.
Finn: REY!!! REY!!! REY!!!
*literally his entire role in the movie*
TBH he did say "woooo" an awful lot too
He got a feelin
finally someone else noticed it
@@nathanmorgan3647 why. they got no ass
His entire role in the trilogy you mean
Disney: let's buy star wars, announce a trilogy and have no idea or direction for the film's
They made billions of dollars.
Well that's what happens when you get political 🙃
@@Boeing-777-X not enough actually
@@omgsam7185 You do realize box office is nothing compared to merchandise, right? Still, 5.5 billion with four movies.
Best comment ever
Is Palpatine now deader than after Return of the Jedi?
Deadest Palpatine we have ever seen
"Until next we meet...Unlimited power." - Sheev Palpatine, 302BBY or something
Oh I'm afraid Palpatine will we be quite operational when the next movies arrive...
He’s probably gonna come back as a force ghost.
To be completely honest I would have preferred it to be Jar Jar as the villain
"So what happens on testicle"
"Exegol"
"What did I say"
the BEST
Forgot to mention the part where Rey arbitrarily decides that she's a Skywalker now
Yeah why is a palpatine a skywalker now 😅
@@thederpydazer soooo....
In the end of the day Disney fucked up the whole starwars lore.
Me: please end me now.
God: I'm going to ruin this man's whole career
Oh yeah, that was so unnecessary. What did that even mean? Will all Jedi start calling themselves Skywalkers now? Why not just reclaim the Palpatine name? Her entire clan wasn't evil. Her parents were so exemplary they literally died to keep her away from Granddad's clutches.
its in there, " a palpatine commits identity theft"
It is called marriage. Rey kissed Kylo and they are a couple now. Se might even be pregnant. It is a Disney movie and Star Wars. Need to say more?
I’m a little surprised Palpatine wasn’t on the planet Jellicle
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I thought Jellicle is a moon.
"You definitely are a Jellicle Sith"
@Ken Nuppenau CAT WARS!!!!
YESSS!
KATHLEEN CAN HAVE RIAN WRITE IT!
TWO GREAT FILMS IN ONE!!
REVENGE OF THE JELLICLE SITH
This guy deserves his own channel.
He’s too good for Screen Rant
R2D2 Inc He does have his own channel.
R2D2 Inc He has his own channel and his videos are hilarious
WritingCooper What’s it called?
@@writingcooper7900 w h a t s I t c a l l e d?
@@writingcooper7900 w h a t s
I t
C a l l e d
Of all the movies this man has torn apart, this one REALLY shows just how bad this movie was. I knew it was really bad, but having him explain it back showed even I didn't understand just how bad lol. how did anyone working on this make it into hollywood
You should watch the one for Prometheus (the Alien prequel). 😂
This guy is the most prolific screenwriter in Hollywood history, and he barely even tries, it’s super easy for him, barely an inconvenience.
sometimes he needs to try harder lol, maybe not so super easy and a little bit of an inconvenience
@@hardy9429 Ok I'm gonna need you to get all the way off his back right now
You do realise this is a comedy sketch and he isn’t really a screenwriter?
Yeah yeah yeah
@@ih8mcfly having the joke fly over your head is tight
"What are the odds?"
"Astronomical. But this is space, so that's okay."
Such a clever pun. It flew right past the first I heard it.
@@rapidreaders7741 Lol nice pun. Bc they in space ships. Almost didn't ignite.
To be fair it was right next to the ship where they were looking for exactly that clue so like, not exactly as ridiculous as a lot of the other things.
Russell Davis r/wooosh
"He's from the other movies!" Pretty much the level of intelligence behind the film right there.
4 years into the future I’m rewatching this pitch meeting. I had almost forgotten how bad the sequels are. I was considering rewatching them to see if something in me maybe could like them. But after this video I’m convinced those movies shouldn’t exist. And Star Wars has 6 movies and Rogue one. That’s. It. Thank you for your kind service Ryan. You are a good man
"Suddenly deciding that the force can do things is tight!"
Summed up perfectly
That's in all of star wars
@@rattlinbones ANH, ESB, ROTJ, TPM, ROTS...
@@rattlinbones Ok for example ROTJ makes ghosts interact with things and touch them. Why didn't they fought the Emperor with Luke then? Or ROTJ and ESB makes Leia force sensistive and Vader's daughter yet Vader doesn't sense anything? Also I don't think force healing messes up with other movies since Rey found the power from the old jedi texts
Hey, it worked for Empire. Where they started pushing and pulling things. New Hope; the Force was all mind games. Even the choke wasn't even visible, and the guy just thought the uniform collar was getting tighter, but it was a mind trick then. These are not the droids we are looking for. What was that noise?
And so on.
@@yoshidinono8095 Jedi Mind Trick has been, well, a Jedi move since times way back...it requires training and can only work on specific beings with a specific level of intellect. Everything else was literally just telekinesis to push, pull, or grab object/people with the mind. Force Skype that transport things half-way across the galaxy and Force Healing has never cannonly been a thing. Heck, Yoda struggled learning from Qui-Gon how to not lose his individuality when he died so he could teach others how to become Force Ghosts, and them interacting with the world wasn't a thing he learned. He of all people would've known about healing. Goes double since Grogu knows it as just a 50+ year-old kid with minimum training. Isn't something you just "read" about then boom with no training.
J.J Abrams : "I wouldn't start a trilogy without a roadmap ya know"
Umm...yeah..
This made me irrationally angry.
My understanding was that JJ had one but Rian Johnson threw it in the trash.
Jason Mattson he did have a roadmap - it was almost all dismantled by Rian Johnson. The only thing that wasn’t undone was Kylo Ren’s arc
@@willzjc Did you see anything else by JJ? I highly doubt his idea of roadmap means having a complete story with payoffs and stuff. At least he never gave even a slightest reason to suspect this.
@@alexeyserov5709 There were too many branches to close at Lost yes - but you can see RotS had continued on from what Force Awakened has setup.
"What are the odds of ending up in that exact spot after a chase?"
"Astronomical. But this is space so it's okay."
Brilliant, what a line!
Best line ever about RoS
Never tell me the odds!
Yes--extremely clever!
The level of disgust from the thought of
palpatine being intimate has me dying! DO IT😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣
"Oh wow, what are the odds of them ending up in that exact spot after a chase?"
"Astronomical! But this is space, so that's okay."
Can we all just take a second because that was superb
Hilarious, indeed. There was so much creativity in this than in the actual movie.
"the magic of Hollywood Happenstance " ~Alex Meyers ......
😂😂😂
"Sure, Why not" should have been the tagline of this movie.
George Lucas's favorite saying "why not"
"You'd just waste that $15 somewhere else anyway."
Palpatine: I am inevitable
Rey: I am...... Iron Man
Kylo: I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. Theres nobody else I rather be, than me
Ok Ralph.
You win the internet today. lol
I've seen this comment before, if you're the original guy who posted it then okay.....if not then not cool!
Wreck it Kylo
That was a really powerful poem.
The first Star Wars movie I only watched once. What a gut punch.
Best comment! Same for me.
- ”Hey, Palpatine, what should I do with my bra?
- ”Undo it”
Hahahha
i need more of this!
-“Oh Palpatine, what are we gonna do with that Lightsaber of yours?”
-“Suck it.”
yessssss yessssss
There are no bras in the starwars universe according to George Lucas
"And then she turns to them and says 'I'm Rey, Rey Skywalker."
"But she's not though right ?"
"Absolutely not, no."
"Identity theft is TIGHT ".
@Drew Peacock It is Identity theft: "the fraudulent practice of using another person's name and personal information in order to obtain credit, loans, etc."
The name skywalker has a lot of positive things to it because of Luke. It is a name people will recognise and treat her differently becasue of a presumed family connection.
If I went around the US and startedcalling myself a family member of trump or obama I would be commiting a crime becasue I am am neither.
The identity theft is in the fact that she is faking being part of a family.
@Drew Peacock Or "The Rise of Palpatine"
She kissed Ben once so that means they're married
@ exactly she gets adopted!
...By more dead people. The eternal orphan.
@Drew Peacock Skywalker happens to be the Chiss word used to refer to those who are force sensitive. Thrawn makes the snarky reference in his meeting with Anakin how he, and the jedi, are Skywalkers, though Anakin is amusingly one in name as well.
So, if you enjoy the books like I do, you can reread "Rise of Skywalker" as "Rise of the Jedi"
10 y/o anakin: ight lemme restrict 3po’s language so he cant read sith
gotta respect the Republic law when ur a slave boy on a miserable planet
Its just not the slave boy way
It's just standard procedure. My introduction to programming protocol droids textbook back in college said you can't let them translate sith language. It was right after the part about the three laws. Everyone knows that.
But really though his memories was wiped between the 3rd and 4th movie, thats when they probably did it, i don't think its that big of a plot hole
Leeyum: Anakin just assembled C3PO from junk spare parts of other protocol-droids that Watto let him have; so it could be factory-set during the days of the Old Republic to keep the Sith from communicating. At least that sounds like something JJ Abrams would say.
"So stuff is just kind of happening, huh? Such a good description of how it felt, haha
These 8 minutes were better than the whole new Disney trilogy.
349 likes and zero comments send quite a message - it's a popular and uncontroversial opinion
For people in this comment section
Low bar to cross over
This is actually THE best video about this movie.
i wached like 3 days of it and I agree
"...They meet Lando Calrissian remember!"
"He's from the other movies!"
"He is, and he's like 'I have a bad feeling about this.'"
"He says the thing?!"
"He says it, and then..."
My favourite exchange from this.
Mine is the I am iron man
“What’s Baby Frik’s deal?”
“He’s gonna be the CUTEST little merchandising opportunity.”
*Baby Yoda has entered the chat*
“So stuff is just kinda happening”
Yep, perfect summary of this movie
KKeith ray and Ben are cousins.🤢🤮
No they aren’t
Definitely. That's how i'm going to be describing it.
"That guy zaps himself a lot!"
That is an understatement.
Palpatine is batting a perfect game, 3 for 3, when it comes to force lightning himself in the face in trilogy finales.
A perfect game comes from pitching. You would say he is batting a thousand.
@@SpikexSpeigel Oh OK. I am not much into baseball, so I can easily imagine using the phrase wrong. :)
And yet he still manages to survive. Maybe we'll get another trilogy where he reveals that force lightning to the face is actually good for him and it's just like a detox
Did you see when Dooku does it? He looks so scared while he's throwing bolts. I think you're literally not supposed to do force lightning, for this exact reason.
And one should think that after two attempts he has learned to switch his own force lightnings off when he begins to fry himself, but nooo...
Also what I've learned from this movie is that every fleet of spaceships attacking an evil force user should bring at least _two_ lightsabers with it in case he attacks them with an overwhelming lightning attack with enough power to melt a spaceship.
He was in a basement with strobe lights!
Dunno why but that was funny as hell.
ThatGuy182545 lol I imagine Palpatine wearing sunglasses in the basement with strobe lights
Palps loves to rave that's what inspired reys name
ThatGuy182545 Everyone knows Palp is on that X
That's the only Pitch Meeting that still makes me constantly shake my head in disbelief instead of laughing...
"It's so strange that we never hinted at this at all, whatsoever, in any way."
"Yeah, uh huh, pretty crazy! But this was... this always the plan!"
"Was it, though?"
"I mean... I mean, yeah! I- I wouldn't start a trilogy without a road map, you know? I wouldn't- I didn't do that!"
Palpatine not learning his lesson from previous Jedi encounters is TIGHT.
Reys Grandmother was TIGHT.
@@stevepalpatine2828 😂😂😂
Steve Palpatine don’t talk about your mother like that!
@@stevepalpatine2828 feel the "hate" flow into you...
@@alexkaplan6581 Yes... the "hate"...
“We didn’t see him because he was in a basement with strobe lights”
I’m dead.
Lmaoo
lol this comment is an understatement
"What are the odds of that?"
"Astronomical, but this is space so it's okay."
Cracked me up good.
“They go to burning man” 😂😂
How do I get my front foot on the board doing a kickflips???
That one caught me off guard lol
I know so many people inviting me to Burning Man and I now think, "Don't wanna, I'm not White". 😂🤣
I thought Anakin transcended into the force.
@Joshua Cline Burning Man is a festival with music, dance, drugs and sex - then someone sets a big straw man on fire and everyone is happy.
its a bit Hippie-esque and that scene in the movie had some similarities
If Anakin just healed his mother no one of this would’ve happened lol
Not everyone can use that.
@@Dragonage2ftw but why though?
It's not just a diad thing so why couldn't the Chosen One just give a bit of life force?
@James Yorizzo A paddiwan or not he was the most powerful force user on the planet
@James Yorizzo so Anakin wasn't ready even as a pupil amongst the best teachers but Rey was?
@@dimitrisbam1132 Rey read the ancient Jedi texts and so she probably learnt it from there.
"remember when Kylo Ren literally tortured Rey"
"Yes that was very romantic, they should kiss"
C0nk3r she’s into the kinky stuff
That was what I was thinking. Mind rapping a woman is foreplay?
akextremerickert soo much for our strong female lead huh?
Yeah, BDSM is tight!
C0nk3r so I think the “excuse” for that was the Ben vs kylo ren thing, where Kylo abused her, but Ben is a different person. She outright said she wanted to take Ben’s hand, explicitly mentioning that she wouldn’t have taken kylo ren’s hand. Kind of weak, but my shippy self doesn’t care about that
"Well yeah, he transferred the last of his life force to her."
"Oh, she can, like, transfer it back to him now?"
"Yea... but she doesn't."
"Oh, savage."
Sith Rey: confirmed
Vader: i am your father
International shock
Palpatine: I am your grandfather
Everyone: 🤔
Dark Helmet: I AM YOUR FATHER's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
So if Palpatine created Anakin by manipulating the midichlorians… and Rey is his granddaughter...
She's Ben Skywalker's Aunt??
…ew...
Nate McMillin no Darth plagius created anakin
@@NA-vz9ko First cousin once removed if true, but I think Panda got it right and it was Palpatine's master.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
J.J. Abrams: “I’m not good at endings.”
Disney: *Yes*
Then people who liked TLJ will sight Johnson as a better guy for wrapping things up failing to see how he pretty much has the same tendency to leave endings with a lot of loose ends or "up to the viewer interpretation".
J.J. Isn’t good at anything that I’ve seen, so. He just continues to ride the “I’m shiat” train, but still gets paid millions for making pure garbage.
He did nail the ending of Fringe, but man, besides that.
The scene where Rey fought her evil self was unbelievably underwhelming
_"So what about that cool bendy lightsaber thing. That thing was tight!"_
_"Merchandising."_
_"Merchandising?"_
_"Merchandising!"_
_"Wow wow wow!"_
@@rithrius5384 I'm gonna need u to get all the way of my back with that bendy bendy stuff, that was already shown in the trailer. I was hoping for a long badass fight.
@WiiManElite whynotboth.gif
You ever watch the scene with Luke in the cave?
There’s some real energy between these two guys.
"So, you have a Star Wars Episode X script for me?"
"No sir I don't!"
"Well okay then!"
*end*
Just copy and paste the sequel trilogy
no one will notice
"Did you forget to pay that off?" "I forgot to pay that off." "That's OK. It happens. Kind of a lot." I lost it.
Vader: " i am your father"
Palpatine: " i am your grandfather"
Palpatine: I'm not happy with my catheter
I am your Grandfather-Uncle. Ha! She instantly married Kylo when they kissed. What's the problem? Lol. Though, I think, Palpatine impregnating Shmee Skywalker with special Anakin Sauce, I think this is a bit more intimate than an incestuous kiss, but whadda I know lmfao
Spoilers!
@@RJWayne28 want me to remove it ?
Palps: "do it"