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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

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  • @llion24
    @llion24 Месяц назад +4072

    Just felt like Chris Evan's role was written with Ryan Reynolds in mind but they couldn't get him for some reason

  • @Phillomania
    @Phillomania Месяц назад +1985

    This franchise is so confusing.
    Red (2010)
    Red 2 (2013)
    Red Notice (2021)
    Red One (2024)

    • @JacobPaul-ix7oc
      @JacobPaul-ix7oc Месяц назад +217

      You forgot a few.
      The Big Red One (1980)
      Reds (1981)
      Red Dawn (1984)
      Red Planet (2000)
      Red Dragon (2002)
      Red State (2011)
      Red Tails (2012)

    • @owen-trombone
      @owen-trombone Месяц назад +97

      Red Player One

    • @samuelconnolly347
      @samuelconnolly347 Месяц назад +141

      Don't forget the spin off - Turning Red.

    • @EthelredHardrede-nz8yv
      @EthelredHardrede-nz8yv Месяц назад +27

      @@samuelconnolly347
      I think I am turning Red, I really think so.

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn Месяц назад +63

      hunt for Red October

  • @Z-Strike026
    @Z-Strike026 Месяц назад +1874

    When Pitch Meeting made a joke about Dwayne Johnson getting pissy, I didn’t realize it actually happened.

  • @What.99
    @What.99 Месяц назад +615

    5:25 “When you failed to change the hierarchy of power in the DC universe.”
    The Rock didn’t just fail to change the hierarchy of power, he got the DCEU cancelled lmao.

    • @blacksage2375
      @blacksage2375 Месяц назад +55

      I guess that IS a change.

    • @KazumaTheTraitor
      @KazumaTheTraitor Месяц назад +4

      Bro he got DCU cancelled like he touched somebody 20 years ago, and they just accused him 😂

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper Месяц назад +4

      @@KazumaTheTraitor Weird to wait 20 years for that when other good opportunities existed before

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer Месяц назад +15

      @@KazumaTheTraitor No, the DCU is what is replacing the DCEU next year, starting with James Gunn's Superman.

    • @SethBloodmoon
      @SethBloodmoon Месяц назад +7

      @@MatthewTheWanderer Technically it already started with Creature Commandos.

  • @AllInTheGame01
    @AllInTheGame01 Месяц назад +1526

    According to The Rock, it's been tough watching this 'small indie' ($250m) movie from a tiny scrappy (multi billion-dollar) studio struggle against the odds that were stacked against it 🙄

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist Месяц назад +151

      He's almost right. It's tough watching this movie.

    • @TheOneTrueErica
      @TheOneTrueErica Месяц назад +22

      LMAO wow, so relatable. He's just like us, for real!1!!1

    • @s3.14dervision
      @s3.14dervision Месяц назад +3

      Oh please!! 🙄 The Rock is a joke!

    • @chriscorben-green2640
      @chriscorben-green2640 Месяц назад +10

      Red One : The little movie that couldn't.

    • @pyroavok
      @pyroavok Месяц назад +9

      Funny, cause the rock *is* one of the odds stacked against it.

  • @badhollywoodscience
    @badhollywoodscience Месяц назад +423

    Ok, "The fast and the festivus" was pretty good.

    • @jeuryrabassa4724
      @jeuryrabassa4724 Месяц назад +7

      Even a Fast & Furious movie is more fun and entertaining than this movie.
      And that's saying something.

    • @rap1df1r3
      @rap1df1r3 Месяц назад +4

      @@jeuryrabassa4724 The 1st, 3rd, 4th and 5th are actually pretty good, granted that you're really into cars and don't expect much realism.

    • @jeuryrabassa4724
      @jeuryrabassa4724 Месяц назад +1

      @rap1df1r3 I actually like and enjoy the Fast & Furious movies.
      Especially from 1 to 7.

    • @Citrakite
      @Citrakite Месяц назад +2

      The Feast and the Festivus: North Pole Drift.

    • @ColorMeConfused29
      @ColorMeConfused29 Месяц назад

      ​@@CitrakiteThat's the sequel. Callum Drift saves Christmas by delivering the toys after Santa pulls a hammy.

  • @Katiefan123
    @Katiefan123 Месяц назад +625

    Dad, i just wrote a story...the rock and captain america have to rescue santa clause and save christmas, and they have a talking polar bear friend.
    son...you just saved my movie studio

    • @sandal_thong
      @sandal_thong Месяц назад +41

      Wasn't that _The Golden Compass?_

    • @cosmicriptid
      @cosmicriptid Месяц назад +30

      If we let the kid tell it like they wanted to, that would be an awesome movie.

    • @Alacaelum
      @Alacaelum Месяц назад +1

      @@sandal_thong Well, that is based on a book series, loosely if i remember right but still, at least that can be chalked to the curse of book adaptations.
      This wet fart of a movie can only blame creative bankruptcy.

    • @jikae10
      @jikae10 Месяц назад +6

      and THIS is what came out of that. So sad.

    • @lostree1981
      @lostree1981 Месяц назад +8

      It's too bad the studio interference destroyed the kid's vision. We missed out on a lot of the intelligentliest written skibidy toilet and poop jokes folks.

  • @MissMisnomer_
    @MissMisnomer_ Месяц назад +108

    The Krampus Lair with all of his cronies was giving Hellboy fairy market, and I mean that in the best way possible. Always love some mythical creatures lovingly crafted by artisans with prosthetics and puppetry. Could have watched an entire movie only featuring those guys.

    • @lightpoint4426
      @lightpoint4426 Месяц назад +16

      Easily the best part of the whole movie.

    • @Quokkasio
      @Quokkasio 21 день назад +2

      And the Polar Bear guy!

  • @brenlc1412
    @brenlc1412 Месяц назад +1705

    “What’s going on? Why don’t they like it?! We spent $250 million on this!”

    • @Existentialprophet
      @Existentialprophet Месяц назад +190

      We *laundered 250 million on this while not paying living wages

    • @karlb10024
      @karlb10024 Месяц назад +80

      I swear I enjoyed this movie. didn't love it, don't know where 1/4 of a billion went, but honestly enjoyed.

    • @mochaloca85
      @mochaloca85 Месяц назад +64

      So apparently, it was originally intended to be streaming only, but they later decided to put it in theaters. So it actually did make its money back.
      I saw it in theaters the night of the Tyson vs Paul fight, so unlike all my friends who watched Netflix that evening, I was entertained.

    • @irishbob26
      @irishbob26 Месяц назад +29

      That's the rocks "supplement" budget.

    • @UnknownKRSM
      @UnknownKRSM Месяц назад +6

      Answer: We were saving our money for Sonic 3.

  • @EFergDindrane
    @EFergDindrane Месяц назад +395

    CGI polar bear had the most personality, and I unapologetically love him.

    • @cocomo3141
      @cocomo3141 Месяц назад +14

      Yeah I liked him too!!

    • @dps8629
      @dps8629 Месяц назад +38

      I thought it a shame his role was so small. The trailer made it look like he was going to have a more prominent role.

    • @noalowenstein6741
      @noalowenstein6741 Месяц назад +19

      he's kinda hot ngl

    • @MissMisnomer_
      @MissMisnomer_ Месяц назад +11

      Thank you for being brave enough to say what I was thinking

    • @wyvern723
      @wyvern723 Месяц назад +4

      He was great. I needed him bear hugging more Yule Boys.

  • @DoctorBiobrain
    @DoctorBiobrain Месяц назад +630

    It seems like there’s a fun little movie here buried under every single idea anyone could think of.

    • @zattis
      @zattis Месяц назад +102

      If this was made fifteen years ago with the tenth of the budget, it could have been awesome.

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 Месяц назад +17

      It's kind of this generation's "Santa Claus: The Movie."

    • @emilybelzer5773
      @emilybelzer5773 Месяц назад +10

      This is basically the perfect description of this movie.

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist Месяц назад +13

      Was the good idea slapping Dwayne Johnson around? Because I'm totally on board with that.

    • @billtree52
      @billtree52 Месяц назад +4

      They could've really trimmed this whole thing down and scaled it way back.

  • @MmeSmite
    @MmeSmite Месяц назад +108

    Chris Evans's character asks more questions in this Honest Trailer than Keanu Reeves did in the entirety of The Matrix.

    • @alexandermarchus1328
      @alexandermarchus1328 17 дней назад +3

      Y'know what, I'd have a bunch of questions too. I had a bunch of questions watching the trailer.

  • @welcometogeektown
    @welcometogeektown Месяц назад +157

    The "Buckyyyyy?" line got me good.

    • @isabellalage798
      @isabellalage798 Месяц назад +7

      That and Endgame's HT calling Peggy a homewrecker makes me think someone is a Stucky shipper 😂

    • @Asciel
      @Asciel 13 дней назад +2

      but honestly, my whole family was discussing for a good quarter hour how th was THAT kid supposed to be related to any of the presented (blonde) parents.

  • @seraphim9333
    @seraphim9333 Месяц назад +352

    When the villain says “no one fears anything anymore” I was thought- eh? Are we living in the same world? That’s all we do lady wtah

    • @3nertia
      @3nertia Месяц назад +5

      Haven't been paying attention to actual criminals then eh?

    • @thanqualthehighseer
      @thanqualthehighseer Месяц назад +6

      This is a movie where the Villain was right.

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 Месяц назад

      Shid this is like the lateral opposite of legend of the guardians

    • @TheSongDragon
      @TheSongDragon 24 дня назад +2

      No...she is pretty spot on. People are jerks nowadays, far more than they used to be because there are far less consequences then there used to be for bad behavior.

    • @seraphim9333
      @seraphim9333 24 дня назад +1

      @@TheSongDragon huh, I guess 2 things can be true at once 🙌🏽 isn’t that great. I agree with you and also my point lol.

  • @Kryptonian4449
    @Kryptonian4449 Месяц назад +1150

    I still don't understand how this movie had a $250 Million budget.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Месяц назад +263

      Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

    • @Szokynyovics
      @Szokynyovics Месяц назад +167

      money laundering

    • @Torta--is--PLUR
      @Torta--is--PLUR Месяц назад +116

      Just the cast and directors salaries was $150,000,000 I heard the Crock and the director took home $50,000,000 EACH!

    • @Mario-SunshineGalaxy64
      @Mario-SunshineGalaxy64 Месяц назад +67

      ✨ _money laundering_ ✨

    • @phillychick
      @phillychick Месяц назад +41

      ​@@LuisSierra42and Chris Evans probably wasn't cheap either.

  • @kylesez01
    @kylesez01 Месяц назад +87

    "The girl that appears when you order a dominatrix of Temu" 😂😂😂😂

    • @alveolate
      @alveolate Месяц назад +4

      i just realised she's Kiernan Shipka... aka Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
      they really turned her into some sorta generic hollywood ice queen :(

  • @nicholasjones6912
    @nicholasjones6912 Месяц назад +620

    “The waitress bangs Captain America.” 😂😂

    • @thementalcritic
      @thementalcritic Месяц назад +40

      I got that reference

    • @CFH50
      @CFH50 Месяц назад +17

      That was hilarious!

    • @nicolasbetancourt1896
      @nicolasbetancourt1896 Месяц назад +20

      That has to be the title for an episode of season XVI 🤣

    • @Davethe3rd
      @Davethe3rd Месяц назад

      CAPTAIN AMERICA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!!!

    • @pikeman777
      @pikeman777 Месяц назад +11

      A good "What if?" Episode.

  • @GreyhawkGrognard
    @GreyhawkGrognard Месяц назад +158

    I actually really enjoyed it. My expectations were pretty low, but it definitely exceeded them.

    • @dawnochs2018
      @dawnochs2018 Месяц назад +18

      I liked it too! I guess going in not expecting much is key? Also I just happen to love the headless horseman and krampus. I think that helped 😂

    • @wind-born2581
      @wind-born2581 Месяц назад +12

      Santa doing parkour won me over.

    • @TheSongDragon
      @TheSongDragon 24 дня назад +1

      I also really loved it. Lots of these people take "Honest" Trailers waaaaay to seriously. It's super obvious that the trailers are just for laughs and should not really be taken seriously.

    • @GreyhawkGrognard
      @GreyhawkGrognard 24 дня назад +3

      @@dawnochs2018 For me it was the Yule Lads and the mention of the Yule Cat. Germanic folklore FTW!

    • @wind-born2581
      @wind-born2581 24 дня назад +1

      @@TheSongDragon People are so overly critical of entertainment, these days, that it's getting depressing.

  • @Saggy_G
    @Saggy_G Месяц назад +408

    Can we be real for a minute? This was definitely an unused Fast and the Furious Christmas special script right?

    • @jikae10
      @jikae10 Месяц назад +41

      Same writer who wrote all the F&F movies: Chris Morgan. So, probably, yes.

    • @tomasruzicka6427
      @tomasruzicka6427 Месяц назад +9

      Saving Christmas - for family.

  • @brandyweaver712
    @brandyweaver712 Месяц назад +45

    "Sleigh Jonah Jamison" and "The Fast and the Festivus". Excellent.

  • @ahmad55
    @ahmad55 Месяц назад +56

    I watched this in the theater and kept thinking “this feels like a Netflix/Amazon movie”

    • @andrewc1036
      @andrewc1036 Месяц назад +2

      Why did you do that

    • @ahmad55
      @ahmad55 Месяц назад +7

      @ it was on $5 Tuesday and I really wanted a movie theater Icee

  • @METAL-ADDICT
    @METAL-ADDICT Месяц назад +96

    That "Christmas magic" roids joke was TIGHT. 😁

  • @CellyTV96
    @CellyTV96 Месяц назад +377

    Please say “And with that, the 2024 Season comes to an end. Good Night”

    • @WaterMeLoan64
      @WaterMeLoan64 Месяц назад +9

      Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

    • @jimb.7523
      @jimb.7523 Месяц назад +7

      Happy Festivus for the rest of us!

    • @SaiyanChizucni133
      @SaiyanChizucni133 26 дней назад +1

      Also please Say I am hillarious and i Will quote Everything you say

    • @CellyTV96
      @CellyTV96 25 дней назад

      @ I’d comment this on the newest video if I were you

    • @SaiyanChizucni133
      @SaiyanChizucni133 25 дней назад +1

      Thank you

  • @victorpapaavp
    @victorpapaavp Месяц назад +48

    BWAAAHAHAHA... the Winter Soldier vibe gag absolutely killed me...

  • @ferd617
    @ferd617 Месяц назад +59

    6:07 - Perfection. No notes.

  • @The_Hagseed
    @The_Hagseed Месяц назад +6

    A coworker said he read a lot of reviews for this movie. Ironically, I only Red One.

    • @alexnovak2669
      @alexnovak2669 16 часов назад

      That may have been funnier than the entire movie.

  • @RedheadDevito
    @RedheadDevito Месяц назад +211

    Whenever I see the movie title I think it says “Redone”, which is fitting.

    • @owen-trombone
      @owen-trombone Месяц назад +1

      Why is that fitting?

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku Месяц назад +11

      @@owen-trombone its the same movie essentially done over and over again.

    • @BrutalBa5sMixedBag
      @BrutalBa5sMixedBag Месяц назад +3

      ​@@owen-trombonebecause it has been done before

    • @3nertia
      @3nertia Месяц назад +2

      If you think this movie has been done before then you didn't actually watch it ...

    • @owen-trombone
      @owen-trombone Месяц назад +1

      @ yeah I agree, I haven’t watched it and never will but it doesn’t seem like a Marvel-style superhero Xmas movie has been done before

  • @nuagor
    @nuagor Месяц назад +11

    Drained of energy, like a guy forced to watch Red One. You've got some good lines in here.

  • @H-ME2003
    @H-ME2003 Месяц назад +273

    "The red one" could also be the name of a Stalin biopic.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Месяц назад +12

      or Satan's

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx Месяц назад +12

      I would watch that.

    • @sandal_thong
      @sandal_thong Месяц назад +11

      Didn't they do an Elseworlds Superman show called something like that? Oh, yeah: _Red Son._

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx Месяц назад

      @@sandal_thong
      I love the animated film.

    • @adamroy6273
      @adamroy6273 Месяц назад +7

      Big Red One is a Lee Marvin/Mark Hamill WWII movie...way better than this overblown ornament

  • @stephanieshupe3985
    @stephanieshupe3985 Месяц назад +105

    I saw this in the theater and had a good time. It was a little long but I still enjoyed it. It's not made to take so seriously, just a fun, silly movie.

    • @lukevaxhacker7762
      @lukevaxhacker7762 Месяц назад +1

      I saw it in our local REAL IMAX theater. Curiously, they've gotten rid of the introduction bit…

    • @chuckelf3373
      @chuckelf3373 Месяц назад +1

      I enjoyed it.

  • @phillychick
    @phillychick Месяц назад +64

    "I can boo this all day." Sounds like the response from those who watched it in the movie theater.

    • @paulrankin8578
      @paulrankin8578 Месяц назад

      That was good. You should offer to help SJ script writers.

    • @TheSongDragon
      @TheSongDragon 24 дня назад

      Not really. It was great in theaters.

  • @JarodFarrant
    @JarodFarrant Месяц назад +16

    2:40 seriously? They actually used one of the oldest clichés in a family movie ever?! at this point using that trope is just insulting

  • @LuciVMar
    @LuciVMar Месяц назад +62

    “Could be Gryla of the woods”
    “There is a wild Gorilla on the loose?”

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access Месяц назад +22

      ITS 👏 NOT 👏 GORILLA 👏 *angry dm noises*

    • @LadyKattrina84
      @LadyKattrina84 Месяц назад +10

      I have been checking the comments for this, thank you so so much XD

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 Месяц назад +8

      Grr-ye-la

    • @kimarous
      @kimarous Месяц назад +11

      "I hate to tell you this, but... Gryla..."

    • @qrrbrbirbel2
      @qrrbrbirbel2 Месяц назад +10

      ​@@kimarous Everyone: 👀
      *Cue Andy having a risitas-esque laughing fit*

  • @tygressblade
    @tygressblade Месяц назад +15

    “Winter Soldier” vibes…😂😂😂😂.

  • @loumarquez76
    @loumarquez76 Месяц назад +171

    "Buuckyyyyy" lol

  • @WeShallC
    @WeShallC Месяц назад +21

    I can’t wait for next year’s holiday classic:
    The fast and the Festivus :
    2 Lists 2 Santa’s

  • @redgreen2453
    @redgreen2453 Месяц назад +206

    You are absolutely kidding me. I saw the commercials about this movie, laughed at the article about Dwayne getting the idea to shoot it in imax from Oppenheimer, watched the captainmidnight video about it, watched the ryan george video about, saw countless more ads for it, and even watched the movie with my cousins kids on Christmas Eve, and I’m only just now finding out it’s not on Netflix. I’m flabbergasted

    • @Jatt2613
      @Jatt2613 Месяц назад +17

      This is literally the first time I've ever heard of it. You really need to update your ad blocker.

    • @redgreen2453
      @redgreen2453 Месяц назад +3

      @ well, I mean, most of that I intentionally clicked on

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist Месяц назад +1

      I'm with you, mate. I thought it was going to theatres, too. $250 million is a lot of lettuce!

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer Месяц назад +2

      Your "cousin's kids"? Why would you go to a movie with them, lol? It's weird enough to want to do anything with your nieces and nephews, but cousin's kids is very strange.

    • @redgreen2453
      @redgreen2453 Месяц назад +10

      @MatthewTheWanderer nieces and nephews would be my brother’s kids, these are my cousin’s kids. And ever heard of Christmas?
      I guess you just don’t visit relatives much but judging by your comment I’m sure that’s a relief for them, you don’t seem very bright or fun to be around

  • @getcreative4434
    @getcreative4434 Месяц назад +72

    This movie was fun to watch. Sometimes it's okay for a movie to have nothing else going for it than to simply be fun.

    • @lloydthompsonart
      @lloydthompsonart Месяц назад +1

      This movie was fun and that accounts for a lot. Plus, there's a lot of good messages that most commenter's clear missed, which means they are just bagging on something they haven't even seen yet. This has been the case since the internet is created. There Alot of monkeys banging on their keyboards.

    • @FelipeVentura
      @FelipeVentura Месяц назад +6

      okay dwayne

    • @EquuZombie
      @EquuZombie Месяц назад +7

      I agree. We watched it last night and when it was over we both said our version of "it wasn't that bad!" at the same time. Too many people only find joy in hating things and can't just let something fun be something fun.

    • @JCash493
      @JCash493 Месяц назад +4

      I also agree random totally not the rock account that I am not affiliated with nor to the rock. Lol jkjk
      In all seriousness I think its a fun movie with and interesting premise there's nothing groundbreaking or original to it, obviously. Its just your typical cheesy action film and I like it just for being fun. I think that there's an interesting world that could be explored with MORA, but honestly it really just gave me ideas for dnd campaigns.

    • @pettespizzaparlor3245
      @pettespizzaparlor3245 Месяц назад +2

      It helps that we didn't spend $12 a person to see it in theaters.
      Also when watching in the safety of your own home you can have a 20min discussion on how AWESOME the "reindeer" were.
      "Reindeer", WE think they were an interesting mix of ancient Irish Elk and clydesdales.

  • @zacharymccoy7091
    @zacharymccoy7091 Месяц назад +275

    This movie was like the antithesis to something like Arthur Christmas, with no actual holiday spirit whatsoever.

    • @truejim
      @truejim Месяц назад +21

      Arthur Christmas is my favorite holiday film. “In my day, a child could wake up on Christmas morning, poke his head out the window, and see the sky black with reindeer!”

    • @TylerLee42089
      @TylerLee42089 Месяц назад +13

      this generation is sad, literally hate everything.

    • @RocStarr913
      @RocStarr913 Месяц назад +11

      @ImSo3vil89it’s because of cynicism and jadedness.

    • @rodryguezzz
      @rodryguezzz Месяц назад +8

      I didn't watch this movie, but it feels like it was written by ChatGPT. There's nothing fun about it.

    • @TylerLee42089
      @TylerLee42089 Месяц назад +2

      @ npc response 🤡

  • @Airman14741
    @Airman14741 Месяц назад +8

    “The Fast and the Fetivus” is perfect 😂

  • @lordnightingale7346
    @lordnightingale7346 Месяц назад +91

    When I saw the actual trailer I thought they really had little to zero ideas for new Christmas movies

    • @3nertia
      @3nertia Месяц назад +1

      All those books you've must've read merely by looking at their covers ...

    • @TheChristianPsychopath
      @TheChristianPsychopath Месяц назад +3

      Hallmark used them all up.

    • @TheChristianPsychopath
      @TheChristianPsychopath Месяц назад +5

      ​@@3nertiaA well done book cover gives a lot of information about the book, so people can decide if they want to invest the money and time to read it. A well done trailer does the same for a movie.
      And they ran out of good ideas for Christmas movies decades ago. This one gave off Santa vs. The Martians energy.
      Tickets are too expensive and life too short to give every movie a chance in theaters.

    • @rap1df1r3
      @rap1df1r3 Месяц назад +2

      Sums up modern hollyweird in general.

    • @lloydthompsonart
      @lloydthompsonart Месяц назад

      All you watched was the trailer. Jumping to conclusions is what you do. What a waste of time.

  • @Pliniu51277
    @Pliniu51277 Месяц назад +10

    That Soundwave voice was a joy for the ears.

  • @firefly4f4
    @firefly4f4 Месяц назад +139

    All i can say is that im glad that the Wonder Woman references didn't lead to a Gal Gadot cameo.

    • @juanluismendoza8655
      @juanluismendoza8655 Месяц назад +17

      That would have been her fourth cameo in a huge moneyloser after Shazam 2, The Flash and Fast X. Apparently, that’s all she does these days.

    • @ZachBobBob
      @ZachBobBob Месяц назад +13

      *electric guitars intensify*

    • @vadim6385
      @vadim6385 Месяц назад

      I'm Israeli, and I still can't stand her.
      She has the charisma and acting talent of a cardboard cutout. Basically be pretty and shut up.

    • @seewhativescene
      @seewhativescene Месяц назад

      And you're counting her money obsessing over her wallet on youtube ​@@juanluismendoza8655

    • @3nertia
      @3nertia Месяц назад +5

      @@juanluismendoza8655 You can't blame her - she's a woman in Hollywood and she has to go where the work is heh

  • @BadPenny3
    @BadPenny3 Месяц назад +3

    And this is the only version of this movie I'd ever watch, so thanks for that breakdown.
    I still can't believe this was a real movie.

  • @claytonrios1
    @claytonrios1 Месяц назад +246

    Really guys? A Christmas themed cinematic universe? That's an idea that's over a decade old!

    • @daymenleo6895
      @daymenleo6895 Месяц назад +14

      Thats why its all Netflix's parody or sorry Amazon prime ?

    • @Eunacis
      @Eunacis Месяц назад +21

      Rankin Bass did that in the seventies…

    • @CodyFairlessLee
      @CodyFairlessLee Месяц назад +8

      Actually, it's supposed to kick off a holiday or mythology universe.

    • @claytonrios1
      @claytonrios1 Месяц назад +7

      @@CodyFairlessLee Yeah that's not gonna happen based on the box office.

    • @sandal_thong
      @sandal_thong Месяц назад +7

      Instead of Men-in-Black for aliens, Lucy's job is for mythical beings.

  • @zanebarratt
    @zanebarratt Месяц назад +6

    Temu dominatrix demon summing up the studio commitment to algorithm is chefs kiss

  • @krishnavenkatesh8039
    @krishnavenkatesh8039 Месяц назад +104

    Say ''Merry Christmas, Mother Truckers" in epic voice

  • @andrewhaase1826
    @andrewhaase1826 Месяц назад +4

    Say: "I'm taking my balls and leaving." In your best Vincent Price impression.

  • @sandal_thong
    @sandal_thong Месяц назад +9

    4:52 "Merry Christmas, algorithm!"
    "The Machine isn't working!"
    Made me lol.

    • @nikolaspapanagnou2723
      @nikolaspapanagnou2723 Месяц назад +3

      Did you know that Kiernan Shipka who did Grayla, also voiced Jinora in The Legend of Korra? And J.K. Simmons did Tenzin. Talk about a family reunion.

  • @Wintermute01001
    @Wintermute01001 Месяц назад +10

    I remember how hyped everyone was for Rebel Moon. It got Star Wars level marketing at Netflix's TUDUM convention. Now it's just listed alongside a bunch of other mediocre "play in the background while you browse your phone" Netflix movies.

    • @FlyingFocs
      @FlyingFocs Месяц назад +2

      And then they a directors cut… that was always part of the deal

  • @nesuatunes
    @nesuatunes Месяц назад +21

    It's kind of a fun guilty pleasure flick for me though. But seriously don't slap each other. You can do a lot of damage.

  • @secretagentt3
    @secretagentt3 Месяц назад +56

    It seems like a minute ago The Rock was the most beloved person in Hollywood. With some of these quotes and movie choices...boy it is getting harder and harder to be excited for stuff he is in.

    • @rhabeldibabeldi6812
      @rhabeldibabeldi6812 Месяц назад +19

      I was a rock fan for quite some time because of his persona. He was funny and sympathetic . Seeing he is a bad actor and mostly plays the same role made me realize which movies I don't want to watch: any movie with him in the main role.

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 Месяц назад +5

      A minute ago? Dudes been in this mode for hours

    • @chrisfranklin7547
      @chrisfranklin7547 Месяц назад +28

      I think people were fine with the Rock not being a good actor and playing the same role in every film. But then we heard about his spiralling ego, clauses about never losing a fight, trying to make himself the centre of the DCEU etc. and that doesn’t work. Marlon Brando could be an unprofessional dick because he was an amazing actor. Edward Norton or Christian Bale can be egotistical and controlling because they are brilliant. The Rock needs to go back to being a cheerful humble laid-back guy before everyone starts to question why they are paying $50m for a guy who can’t act.

    • @EquineDreams3
      @EquineDreams3 Месяц назад +2

      Of course Dwayne cant even get excited for films he's in! He knows if he's in it, it's going to fail.

    • @EquineDreams3
      @EquineDreams3 Месяц назад

      ​@@chrisfranklin7547Best comment about the Rockhead Ive ever read, Chris! Well said.

  • @CreasisChaos
    @CreasisChaos Месяц назад +45

    It's me. This movie is made for me. I loved it so much. 😂 Instant classic for every year. Cannot wait till my kids grow old enough to watch it with me.

    • @malraj427
      @malraj427 Месяц назад +5

      I liked it too! But I went in with low expectations 😅

  • @ultronemperor3525
    @ultronemperor3525 Месяц назад +53

    Honestly, it's better than a lot of christmas movies that I saw when I was a kid. Krampus was THE goat. Glad that it's making success in streaming

    • @karlb10024
      @karlb10024 Месяц назад +13

      I swear I enjoyed this...not sure where 250M went...but liked it.

    • @nicklauschristofonoXXII
      @nicklauschristofonoXXII Месяц назад +3

      You just be very young!

    • @ultronemperor3525
      @ultronemperor3525 Месяц назад +1

      @@nicklauschristofonoXXII I watched even christmas movies in black and white (What a wonderful life is my favorite) so I don't see how my age should be a factor. I watched almost every christmas movie worth to be watched.

    • @ultronemperor3525
      @ultronemperor3525 Месяц назад

      @@karlb10024 most of the budjet, now, goes to the actors. 100M went to Johnson, Chris and Lucy Yu

  • @peteh3313
    @peteh3313 Месяц назад +3

    Not even Honest Trailors can generate the energy to watch this film.

  • @CameronMetrejean
    @CameronMetrejean Месяц назад +245

    This movie is basically a kid’s Christmas movie but for adults. When I saw it in theaters, I actually kind of enjoyed how serious it took itself and its premise but I was instantly worried there wouldn’t be enough of an audience for this film. I mean yeah I enjoyed it but I’m basically an adult with the mind of a child.

    • @gentblue
      @gentblue Месяц назад +7

      Give it back!

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Месяц назад +1

      @@gentbluehahaha

    • @ghostflame9211
      @ghostflame9211 Месяц назад +4

      Yeah that about sums up the movie pretty well lol

    • @qui-gonrick7002
      @qui-gonrick7002 Месяц назад +31

      Despite what RUclipsrs want you to think, most people liked it.

    • @ashakydd1
      @ashakydd1 Месяц назад +35

      I also came down to the comments to defend this film. It isn't going to win any awards, but it was a funny action Christmas movie.
      I also feel like there were a couple scenes that didn't make the final cut and I would be open to an extended cut. I want to know what happened to the Monopoly boardgame and the Slinky that Dwayne grabbed in that toy store.

  • @johnharris6655
    @johnharris6655 Месяц назад +23

    I love that Santa is Jacked, and that they got Gryla and Krampus in this movie, who are Christmas legends from other cultures.

    • @owen-trombone
      @owen-trombone Месяц назад +1

      Why do you love that Santa is jacked?

    • @johnharris6655
      @johnharris6655 Месяц назад +1

      @owen-trombone different view of him

    • @owen-trombone
      @owen-trombone Месяц назад

      @ fair enough

    • @johnharris6655
      @johnharris6655 Месяц назад +4

      @@owen-trombone they also call him St. Nicholas of Myra which is historically correct.

    • @ucchedavadaya6127
      @ucchedavadaya6127 Месяц назад +1

      Jameson hates Spider-Man, but becomes a superhero too

  • @MattSaysHello
    @MattSaysHello Месяц назад +36

    Please say: “It belongs in a museum!”

  • @justicar347
    @justicar347 Месяц назад +27

    I enjoyed it. Aside from the rock, I think everyone else was having a lot of fun with their roles.

    • @karlb10024
      @karlb10024 Месяц назад +1

      @@justicar347 i LIKED Chris Evans

  • @jacobwaters1147
    @jacobwaters1147 Месяц назад +49

    I can’t believe Amazon spent $250 million on this, they could’ve used like half of that money for filming The Boys Season 4 & 5 back to back or doubling the animation budget for Invincible

    • @RobinDale50
      @RobinDale50 Месяц назад +17

      Or making almost ANYTHING else.

    • @gyanprakashgupt7699
      @gyanprakashgupt7699 Месяц назад +3

      Or used it for the fund to another ego trip to space for jeff!

    • @andrewlamoureux3808
      @andrewlamoureux3808 Месяц назад +2

      Or hurrying up Fallout season 2

    • @FlyingFocs
      @FlyingFocs Месяц назад +5

      @@andrewlamoureux3808trust me, you’d rather they take their time. I’ve seen stuff get rushed, it’s very rarely good

    • @jacobwaters1147
      @jacobwaters1147 Месяц назад +1

      @@FlyingFocs I wouldn’t say rushed but yeah your right

  • @marcusc9931
    @marcusc9931 Месяц назад +7

    The snowmen look like something that would happen to Harry Dresden.

    • @Frikoscopio
      @Frikoscopio Месяц назад

      Or the Krampus.After all, he already knows Kris Kringle.

  • @OnlyAtJaMart
    @OnlyAtJaMart Месяц назад +64

    Between the ridiculous amount of money he requires, his awful on set behavior, the consistently low box office performance of his movies, his giant ego, and the large amount of people that just don’t like him anymore… how is Dwayne Johnson still getting work?

    • @mipmipmipmipmip-v5x
      @mipmipmipmipmip-v5x Месяц назад

      Watch "The Producers" from 1967. What's valid is entertainment is just a money laundering scheme where a flop is an optimal outcome for tax purposes.

    • @kingofhearts3185
      @kingofhearts3185 Месяц назад +22

      Considering this only just came out, it might have been greenlit before Black Adam came out 2 years ago. How much stuff we see him in for the next 2-5 years is the real question.

    • @bikebudha01
      @bikebudha01 Месяц назад +8

      "The Rock" is the modern day equivalent of saying "jumped the shark"...

    • @nms7872
      @nms7872 Месяц назад +4

      The rock is a businessman first, actor second. His box office is pretty consistent, just the budgets get higher. If you think the things you listed are a detriment to Hollywood and big business, you must not be aware of how they work

    • @OnlyAtJaMart
      @OnlyAtJaMart Месяц назад +8

      @ He’s pretty bad at both lately. You don’t seem to be aware that a movie has to make 2&1/2x its budget just to break even. Red One’s budget was $350mil. That means it would have to make 875mil just to break even, and that’s not gonna happen. Its current box office gross is only $180mil. …and that’s just one of several examples. So, how is it smart business to make bad movies that lose money? …and have your bad behavior end up on the news?

  • @GalGiddyUP
    @GalGiddyUP 5 дней назад +1

    "...what happens when you order a dominatrix off Temu..." 😂

  • @UnknownKRSM
    @UnknownKRSM Месяц назад +32

    So, this is what Dwayne is doing nowadays, since he killed the DCEU...
    Why do I feel a creeping sense of dread about the live action Moana?🤨

    • @jikae10
      @jikae10 Месяц назад +4

      He craps every movie he's in charge of. Disney is firmly in charge of Moana.

    • @ScottCleve33
      @ScottCleve33 Месяц назад +1

      Became it's a live action Moana. Disney is in a habit of making bad films now. Especially the live action remakes. Sprinkle on Dwayne Johnson and it's doomed from the start.

    • @TheSongDragon
      @TheSongDragon 24 дня назад

      I've enjoyed every movie I've ever seen with the rock in it. So really...it seems like you who have the issue. The Tooth fairy was hilarious, Jumanji was fun, both of them. Red one is fun to watch, Moana is good, 2 is OK but 1 was better (They shouldn't have changed the music style). I actually really enjoyed Black Adam. Imo you just have horrible taste in movies. Or something against a wrestler being an actor. Or both

  • @ziplockcreations2313
    @ziplockcreations2313 Месяц назад +3

    $50 million went straight to Dwayne Johnson.....that's one hell of a paycheck!

  • @mariposa9506
    @mariposa9506 Месяц назад +10

    Even Chris Evans isn't enough make me watch the rock ruin Christmas.

    • @seewhativescene
      @seewhativescene Месяц назад +2

      The ghost of Dwayne Johnson's past will visit you tonight over this slight

    • @mipmipmipmipmip-v5x
      @mipmipmipmipmip-v5x Месяц назад

      ​@@seewhativescene Dwayne should indeed have remained in his wrestling past.

  • @kylewashington1841
    @kylewashington1841 Месяц назад +2

    Southland tales is one of the few dad's I never sold for beer money. What a masterpiece.

  • @PatrickPaul1203
    @PatrickPaul1203 Месяц назад +14

    The whole time we watched it we felt like it was a fast and furious spin off

  • @Ghost-uc8gd
    @Ghost-uc8gd Месяц назад +1

    “Gryla has kidnapped Father Christmas.”
    “THERE’S A WILD GORILLA ON THE LOOSE?!”

  • @jacobleaf7555
    @jacobleaf7555 Месяц назад +31

    It was me. Apparently I was the one person this movie was made for. Whatever that says about me, I enjoyed it!

    • @rhabeldibabeldi6812
      @rhabeldibabeldi6812 Месяц назад +2

      Good for you on owning up for it ☺️

    • @chasejones6164
      @chasejones6164 Месяц назад +3

      Yeah I liked too. Of the movies I seen this year it's one of the better ones.

    • @filipaantoniabaratadearauj1749
      @filipaantoniabaratadearauj1749 Месяц назад

      ​@@chasejones6164 Are you sure you actually watched films?

    • @chasejones6164
      @chasejones6164 Месяц назад

      @@filipaantoniabaratadearauj1749 yes and of the 6 I sat through in theaters this year it's in the better half. Then again doesn't take much to be better than beetlejuice 2 and venom the last dance.

    • @mohdamerulaidilbinrazisahm7317
      @mohdamerulaidilbinrazisahm7317 Месяц назад

      Well, it wasn't meant to win an Oscar that's for sure.

  • @LithmusEarth
    @LithmusEarth Месяц назад +2

    There was an ad before this by the voice over guy, and it was for not driving drunk after roleplaying D&D. It was goofy but I think it was on point. Fitting for this video.

    • @LithmusEarth
      @LithmusEarth Месяц назад +1

      The Reference to the cut of the avengers where the waitress flirts with captain America, and is the scene where Stan lee originally was in. You can also see little hints of the waitress in other scenes running from danger. Like Yeah, pretty good deep cut.

  • @hamzabhatti810
    @hamzabhatti810 Месяц назад +18

    For the next trailer say “timey wimey wibbley wobbly” from dr who

  • @shawndixon4536
    @shawndixon4536 Месяц назад +2

    Just watched this on Christmas Eve, and even after watching this Honest Trailer, I will.probably forget about it on Boxing Day!

  • @GuiiBrazil
    @GuiiBrazil Месяц назад +5

    The Bucky joke got me good. LOL

  • @MaxModded
    @MaxModded Месяц назад +2

    "Drained of energy like a guy forced to watch Red One." Amen! They should have called this Dead Done. That's a joke for the rest of us.

  • @trusha_tungare
    @trusha_tungare Месяц назад +29

    0:51 Santa's on Ozempic💀💀🤣🤣

  • @ShadyDoorags
    @ShadyDoorags Месяц назад +1

    Enjoyed it. Twas goofy and Christmasy. If the world can like the Venom movies, I can like Red One.

    • @eatatjoe
      @eatatjoe Месяц назад

      The plot gets solved by apologizing.

    • @ShadyDoorags
      @ShadyDoorags Месяц назад

      @@eatatjoe A major plot point certainly does, but not the entire plot.

  • @kitter96
    @kitter96 Месяц назад +7

    Please say: “Soon all acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind.”

  • @AegixDrakan
    @AegixDrakan Месяц назад +2

    Okay, it was all worth it for that alternative title. XD

  • @soylentbob6725
    @soylentbob6725 Месяц назад +7

    "Open up your hearts and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in!"

  • @meinbherpieg4723
    @meinbherpieg4723 Месяц назад +2

    Honest Trailers gave me the best Christmas present this year

  • @AnakinIHateSandSkywalker
    @AnakinIHateSandSkywalker Месяц назад +11

    Saw it with friends today, ignoring the rock, everything else was pretty good. The visuals were amazing on a 4k screen

  • @danferrazbr
    @danferrazbr Месяц назад +1

    “After you failed to change the hierarchy of power in the dc universe” 💀 😅 Damn, that was cold

  • @Koriian
    @Koriian Месяц назад +8

    I enjoyed it. I appreciated the dry humor and thought it was a clever take on the old holiday.

  • @deondrepolk4502
    @deondrepolk4502 Месяц назад +11

    0:33 im suprised you didn't put Red Notice in that line up

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 25 дней назад +1

      It was mentioned at the very beginning of the video, to be fair

  • @Memelord2020
    @Memelord2020 Месяц назад +35

    Please say, “A star shines… even though the light is gone.”

    • @danavixen6274
      @danavixen6274 Месяц назад

      YAY! Sonic! "The more you talk, the HARDER I wanna hit you." 😅❤

    • @danavixen6274
      @danavixen6274 Месяц назад

      And/or "The more you talk...the HARDER I wanna hit you."

    • @danavixen6274
      @danavixen6274 Месяц назад +2

      Sonic and Shadow ❤

  • @gumpotronic
    @gumpotronic Месяц назад +2

    This one absolutely made me want to watch the movie.
    Merry Christmas nerds

  • @writerpatrick
    @writerpatrick Месяц назад +3

    With streaming and digital sales, Red One will probably make it's money back--next Christmas.

  • @bhollihan
    @bhollihan Месяц назад +10

    6:31 Lovin' the MST3K love. :)

  • @WessyD123
    @WessyD123 Месяц назад +3

    "The fast and the festivus" had me dying..

  • @davidhinojosa6863
    @davidhinojosa6863 Месяц назад +2

    3:59 lost the opportunity to say “that looks like the Coca Cola bears if they were actually on coke”

  • @Sum_Guy
    @Sum_Guy Месяц назад +5

    Finished watching it 2 hours ago and I really enjoyed it

  • @maxordman4100
    @maxordman4100 23 часа назад +1

    I absolutely love all the Fast and Furious jokes in this trailer. It fits perfectly with this movie and how it feels like it could have been a Fast and Furious spinoff at some point! Chris Evans was definitely wrongly cast in this movie!

  • @ANDYWOUNDSABRXS
    @ANDYWOUNDSABRXS Месяц назад +9

    4:33 - How did you NOT say 'Action Wrapped' ?!?!?! Its probably the greatest Christmas Pun ever written!

  • @redsable6119
    @redsable6119 Месяц назад +1

    Thanks you just saved me a $100 night at the movies.

  • @gospelofrye6881
    @gospelofrye6881 Месяц назад +14

    This film looks really dark and by dark I mean badly lit. Even the full sunlit scenes look drab.

  • @wbbartlett
    @wbbartlett Месяц назад +4

    Hang on - they sell dominatrixes on Temu? That's my xmas gift to myself sorted.

    • @larrywest42
      @larrywest42 Месяц назад +3

      You _may_ have missed the part where it's Temu.
      IOW, what you'll get will be a 1 : 32 scale doll of what you saw online, badly made.

  • @martymcfly9480
    @martymcfly9480 Месяц назад +5

    1:19 so much honesty

  • @OttersDen
    @OttersDen Месяц назад +1

    That title is BRILLIANT; legit LOL.
    Please say, "Otters can be vicious when cornerd," in your EPIC VOICE.

  • @daijishinomori9161
    @daijishinomori9161 Месяц назад +4

    Jon's Soundwave voice is siiiiiiick!