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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @CrystalX329
    @CrystalX329 8 месяцев назад +6511

    This is the closest I'm going to ever see Madame Web.

    • @bilalmian8782
      @bilalmian8782 8 месяцев назад +66

      Just need to complete the Holy trinity : Pitch Meeting and Man of Recaps

    • @adamkares7549
      @adamkares7549 8 месяцев назад +30

      And even that was more Madame Web than any Human should have to see

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 8 месяцев назад +25

      And even then I still want my money back.

    • @theultimatereductionist7592
      @theultimatereductionist7592 8 месяцев назад

      Pitch Meeting, Honest Trailer, & Space Ice!@@bilalmian8782

    • @jocelynastheart2732
      @jocelynastheart2732 8 месяцев назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @nealsidhu2697
    @nealsidhu2697 8 месяцев назад +3638

    I watched this movie in theaters. The best part of the experience: When they're all talking about how their parents aren't around, a guy in the theater loudly said "womp womp". Everyone laughed.

    • @lockstockand3smokingcarrots
      @lockstockand3smokingcarrots 7 месяцев назад +86

      The best part of the film was actually the credits felt like surviving P Diddy like you whethered the storm kinda sh"t

    • @egizikid
      @egizikid 7 месяцев назад +28

      Ain’t no way.💀

    • @bobbarker9556
      @bobbarker9556 7 месяцев назад +28

      Disney thanks you for your money.
      It will fund the next crap

    • @TheoMurpse
      @TheoMurpse 7 месяцев назад

      @@brandonmunsen6035 sony is worse than disney because a few years ago they secretly installed malware on their customers' computers that would report back to Sony with what music you listened to on your computer. This got on your computer if you put a music CD created by Sony into your computer (this was 2005, everyone had CD players on their computers).

    • @hair4571
      @hair4571 7 месяцев назад

      Sony thank you for your ignorance ​@@bobbarker9556

  • @joelbiju6868
    @joelbiju6868 7 месяцев назад +1537

    Dakota Johnson's inabilty to open soda cans reminded me of Kristen Stewart's inability to pour ketchup in Twilight. What an honest trailer throwback!

    • @cagedcoco1681
      @cagedcoco1681 7 месяцев назад +17

      Sadly, Kristen's was the result of an anxiety disorder, which means... 🙁

    • @zaratustra27
      @zaratustra27 7 месяцев назад +14

      It's almost like Dakota Johnson hated Pepsi and the best she could do was to hold the can

    • @NONPOINT420
      @NONPOINT420 7 месяцев назад

      You just admitted to seeing to crap actors in 2 crap movies. Your family should be ashamed to know you lol

    • @NONPOINT420
      @NONPOINT420 7 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@cagedcoco1681I'm sure it was due to her being a crap actor.

    • @beanlegume9965
      @beanlegume9965 7 месяцев назад +14

      @@cagedcoco1681 thats an odd way of saying she’s clumsy and uncoordinated.

  • @joekennington3865
    @joekennington3865 8 месяцев назад +985

    “Text to speech acting ability” - brilliant!

  • @DanGamingFan2406
    @DanGamingFan2406 8 месяцев назад +5251

    "When you take on the responsibility, great power will come." Uncle Ben is turning over in his grave right now. You can't just swap the order of a famous quote around and call it clever writing.

    • @theaikidoka
      @theaikidoka 8 месяцев назад +253

      Well, you CAN, if the point was supposed to be the reverse of the original. Ben's quote means "You get to be great, but that means you have to take care of others". MW's means "If you put up with this tedious stuff, you can have fun". They imply VERY different things about the character's moral alignment, and MW comes off worse for the comparison.

    • @watershipup7101
      @watershipup7101 8 месяцев назад +56

      My favorite line of the movie for no other reason than it's the only part where I laughed.

    • @rainworld-f3i
      @rainworld-f3i 8 месяцев назад +37

      If the movie was good, this line would have worked, but the background should be meaningful.

    • @MrKijana23
      @MrKijana23 8 месяцев назад +30

      Right??!! Plus, those two lines don't actually even mean the same thing 😒

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 8 месяцев назад +64

      It was more ridduculous what they did in The Amazing Spiderman:
      "But your father, he lived by a philosophy, a principle, really. He believed that if you could do good things for other people, you had a moral obligation to do those things! That's what's at stake here. Not choice. Responsibility"

  • @RaUsChGiFtEnGeL
    @RaUsChGiFtEnGeL 8 месяцев назад +1616

    "a brothels worth of traumatized teenage runaways" that is... one of the descriptions ever

    • @mrstupiduniverse731c
      @mrstupiduniverse731c 7 месяцев назад +51

      It sure is one of the descriptions😂

    • @Blast2224
      @Blast2224 7 месяцев назад +25

      It surely described…something

    • @RedRaikou
      @RedRaikou 7 месяцев назад +10

      "one of the descriptions ever" I don't even know what that means

    • @aniruddho_m
      @aniruddho_m 7 месяцев назад +28

      ​@@RedRaikouout of all the descriptions ever to have been, this is one.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 6 месяцев назад +10

      Of course. She's a *true madam.*

  • @KidWhoWhat
    @KidWhoWhat 8 месяцев назад +2669

    "for a screenwriting duo making a good case for A.I" HEATER LINE.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 7 месяцев назад +15

      Or the return of Alan Smithee.

    • @CucumberWaterAndBrainMatter
      @CucumberWaterAndBrainMatter 7 месяцев назад +6

      its so good, i cant get over that one 🔥🔥🔥

    • @realjohnlove
      @realjohnlove 7 месяцев назад +12

      They probably already use AI thats why the scripts are bad

    •  7 месяцев назад

      Burn 🔥

    • @Meyers1793
      @Meyers1793 7 месяцев назад +16

      I can't believe studios have now let Matt Sazama and Burk Sharpless (was he named by AI?) write FIVE movies that all bombed. Do they have blackmail material on the studio execs? OMG do they have Epstein's black book?!

  • @anamelessyoutuber1462
    @anamelessyoutuber1462 8 месяцев назад +2373

    Oh my god, the Pepsi scene is real. I'm so happy right now.

    • @sifitis2927
      @sifitis2927 8 месяцев назад +40

      I like that one of the comments in the opening "youtube comments request video X" page is just a pepsi ad.

    • @EmperorSeth
      @EmperorSeth 8 месяцев назад +51

      You're going to have to be a lot more specific.

    • @DanDog91
      @DanDog91 8 месяцев назад +49

      The only reason Dakota was shown to be inept at opening cans was so that PEPSI could have more screen time.

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@DanDog91 they finally recovered from the magic panacea commercial

    • @batmanwins5701
      @batmanwins5701 8 месяцев назад +8

      Coke is the real one.

  • @augmenautus
    @augmenautus 7 месяцев назад +300

    "Am I on the wrong train?"
    " I don't know man"
    That part made me laugh for some reason

  • @wizardpatch9405
    @wizardpatch9405 8 месяцев назад +700

    Dakota Johnson seems like a random actor in a Law and Order episode playing a famous actress.

    • @jkta97
      @jkta97 8 месяцев назад +85

      Except the random actors on L&O are still better at acting than she is.

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns 8 месяцев назад +56

      Nepo baby actors 🤷‍♀️

    • @tremor3258
      @tremor3258 8 месяцев назад +8

      I'm stealing this

    • @dutchvanderlinde4713
      @dutchvanderlinde4713 8 месяцев назад +4

      DEADASS😂

    • @Alex-vq9vj
      @Alex-vq9vj 7 месяцев назад +21

      Isn't the actor quality fairly high on L&O since they use lots of theatre and serious character actors who like a generous paycheck in NYC? I've heard that mentioned a few times by producers and industry people.

  • @PixarMan2001
    @PixarMan2001 8 месяцев назад +874

    The whole "Great Power will come" line is the hollywood equivalent of the teacher in 3rd grade telling the class to "answer in your own words".

    • @slavinicus
      @slavinicus 8 месяцев назад +31

      Somehow, great power came

    • @JohnWestIV
      @JohnWestIV 8 месяцев назад +19

      It's classic, "I didn't plagiarize!" level writing.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 7 месяцев назад

      😂

    • @RedRaikou
      @RedRaikou 7 месяцев назад +8

      "I who is made of Iron I am truly" aka "I am Ironman"

  • @batmansillo
    @batmansillo 8 месяцев назад +238

    "Never underestimate the Madame in your web"
    ACTUAL LINE IN THE MOVIE.

  • @chance_ondriezek99
    @chance_ondriezek99 8 месяцев назад +6200

    When celebrities were making fun of this movie at the Oscars, less than a month after it came out, you know it’s bad.

    • @HBarnill
      @HBarnill 8 месяцев назад +292

      And one of its stars mocked it on SNL.

    • @Cedsoncole
      @Cedsoncole 8 месяцев назад +115

      You watch the Oscars ???? Ha

    • @RuleroftheSandcastle
      @RuleroftheSandcastle 8 месяцев назад +161

      ​@@Cedsoncole You care that much ???? Ha

    • @anamelessyoutuber1462
      @anamelessyoutuber1462 8 месяцев назад +33

      I thought it was just them going "how do you do fellow, kids?"

    • @retluoc
      @retluoc 8 месяцев назад +26

      It's funny now, but movies today are so bad that this one might be up for best picture 😆. Or it might win a Razzie, who knows. 😀

  • @omgcattreatz9209
    @omgcattreatz9209 8 месяцев назад +952

    I may not have super powers, but I feel like I dodged a bullet with this one.

  • @NuMetalfan1996
    @NuMetalfan1996 7 месяцев назад +512

    This movie is supposed to be set in 2003, yet has the song Toxic by Britney Spears that wasn’t released until 2004, and has someone using a PSP that wasn't released until 2005.
    So not much 2003 in this supposedly set 2003 movie.

    • @Power5
      @Power5 7 месяцев назад +39

      Toxic Single was released in 2004, the album "In the Zone" WAS released in 2003. So they did get 1 thing right.
      It is impressive that they could not get the era right for only 20 years ago. Of the stuff that was not CGI in Oppenheimer, that is much older props that were found.

    • @MrOmnisun
      @MrOmnisun 7 месяцев назад +11

      Get this the movie was originally set even earlier to line up with amazing spiderman but just before it came out an executive changed it so it’ll line up with Tom holland spiderman so they had to do all these reshoots. 😂

    • @Treblaine
      @Treblaine 7 месяцев назад +27

      The director really wanted to set it shortly after 9/11 and not acknowledge it in any way despite half the main cast being FDNY members.

    • @realjohnlove
      @realjohnlove 7 месяцев назад +10

      Toxic works but the PSP was immense product placement. So much so I was questioning my childhood like “damn is the PSP that old” lol Sony gaslit us with that one

    • @dougsmith6262
      @dougsmith6262 7 месяцев назад +4

      Man, I miss my PSP.

  • @DidIStutterLOL
    @DidIStutterLOL 8 месяцев назад +667

    Looks like that soda can was the real villain she couldn’t beat.

  • @dovidstaples9985
    @dovidstaples9985 8 месяцев назад +718

    They actually couldn't even get the CPR right. The rhythm is a lot faster than a heartbeat

    • @fanimej
      @fanimej 8 месяцев назад +170

      Set it to the tune of stayin alive

    • @Dunybrook
      @Dunybrook 8 месяцев назад

      So it will probably get people killed? Amazing.

    • @jaapsch2
      @jaapsch2 8 месяцев назад +85

      @@fanimejOr to Another one bites the dust, it's your choice

    • @LucianCanad
      @LucianCanad 8 месяцев назад +28

      Or the imperial march

    • @vincevvn
      @vincevvn 8 месяцев назад +51

      You also need to push hard enough to break the ribs

  • @JR-Mystic
    @JR-Mystic 7 месяцев назад +103

    I just looked up the filmography of those screenwriters, and I am in awe. How does anyone with that mountain of steaming cow manure on their resume continue to get hired??? THAT'S a real-life superpower.

    • @watwudbuffydo
      @watwudbuffydo 7 месяцев назад +18

      A textbook case of failing up.

    • @TheAlmightyfoon
      @TheAlmightyfoon 6 месяцев назад +7

      Have you seen the producers?

    • @danieljob3184
      @danieljob3184 5 месяцев назад +3

      Don't ask me, man! They have multi-million dollar budgets while I have a composting slushpile full of better stories! 😒

  • @johnbertram
    @johnbertram 8 месяцев назад +770

    "Text-to-speech". Absolutely nailed it right there.

    • @nick1635
      @nick1635 8 месяцев назад +34

      Text-to-speech has far more personality than Dakota Johnson.

    • @marcelohuerta1970
      @marcelohuerta1970 8 месяцев назад +14

      @@nick1635Yup. Some Loquendo voices are highly expressive. Dakota Johnson... is not. I find her very attractive and I want to like her but... I cannot 😞

    • @PatrickCasey-pf4pl
      @PatrickCasey-pf4pl 8 месяцев назад +2

      Ai has more personality than she does

    • @nygmla
      @nygmla 8 месяцев назад +6

      Dakota gives kristen stewart a run for her money

    • @thedarkstarr11
      @thedarkstarr11 8 месяцев назад +21

      @@nygmla Kristen Stewart is actually VERY talented...when...when she cares. She was great in Spencer and in Underwater. The rest of the time...eh...
      But Johnson...well, she's fanservice, though she did do a decent job in Battle at the El Royale. On the press tour you could see she was only there for the paycheck and KNEW it would be bad. Hey, at least Raul Julia and Dennis Hopper knew they were in stinkers, but still gave it their all. Especially Raul Julia, RIP.

  • @midus0013
    @midus0013 8 месяцев назад +1353

    Even a blind man can open a can of soda. Honest trailer for Daredevil Netflix series please.

    • @tonuahmed4227
      @tonuahmed4227 8 месяцев назад +12

      Yes...

    • @Predaking4ever
      @Predaking4ever 8 месяцев назад +8

      Nice seque

    • @ryanschwartz4959
      @ryanschwartz4959 8 месяцев назад +49

      Honestly, I wonder if Dakota was specifically told to do that so the can didn’t need to be swapped out for retakes

    • @tonuahmed4227
      @tonuahmed4227 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@ryanschwartz4959 it makes more sense,but we are talking about daredevil now...sooo

    • @Crimsonfangg
      @Crimsonfangg 8 месяцев назад

      They should've put one of those in the movie.

  • @lwrncschmchr
    @lwrncschmchr 7 месяцев назад +210

    I love how Dakota keeps thinking these movies she's in that suck are somehow beneath her.

  • @hayzed9491
    @hayzed9491 8 месяцев назад +1127

    I'm pretty sure the bad guy could have just stood still, ducked, and avoided the ambulance rather than jumping into the path of it!

    • @Shayzar1
      @Shayzar1 8 месяцев назад +62

      because great responsiblity comes great power, or whatver h said....

    • @robertmarten7222
      @robertmarten7222 8 месяцев назад +119

      He jumped RIGHT INTO IT.

    • @4nthr4x
      @4nthr4x 8 месяцев назад +108

      He took advanced classes at the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things

    • @linneausmsiska1184
      @linneausmsiska1184 8 месяцев назад +22

      Its like he had no spidersense

    • @reptiloidmitglied2930
      @reptiloidmitglied2930 8 месяцев назад +41

      The scene reminds of a moment in wrestling where a wrestler was lying too far from the ring post and moved himself towards it to ensure that the other wrestler could land a clean jump attack 😂

  • @HalloweenYearRound
    @HalloweenYearRound 8 месяцев назад +1094

    The villain is the best part of the movie because his "performance" feels like it's from a Spanish soap opera!

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 8 месяцев назад +42

      yeah, also... he's a hero in the comics....

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 8 месяцев назад +20

      @marhawkman303 To be fair, Atom Smasher is also a hero in comics but in CW’s The Flash, he’s a baddie

    • @rogerkincaid931
      @rogerkincaid931 8 месяцев назад +62

      He's actually a terrific actor. This venture is just a career miscalculation.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@jareththegoblinking3191 Yeah, but I'm pretty sure that was a less drastic departure from normal.

    • @mrstraiban
      @mrstraiban 8 месяцев назад +50

      @@rogerkincaid931 This whole movie is a career miscalculation.

  • @chrissymes
    @chrissymes 7 месяцев назад +188

    "From a screenwriting duo making a good case for A.I"
    God damn, this man bodying mf'ers with his first breaths 🔥🔥🔥

    • @Neorott
      @Neorott Месяц назад

      Why are you cursing God?

    • @chrissymes
      @chrissymes Месяц назад

      @@Neorott cause he doesn't exist and if he did he gave me the ability to do so. Hope this helps

    • @Neorott
      @Neorott Месяц назад

      @@chrissymes Actually, he does exist and he knows you. This life or reality was created to test us, to see if we will choose good or evil.

  • @Ductos
    @Ductos 8 месяцев назад +407

    "A brothel's-worth of traumatized teeanage runaways" - Geez 😂

    • @kojo7485
      @kojo7485 8 месяцев назад +17

      Like 👍 👌 💛 😙 🥰 a true 👍 Madame 😅

  • @perceivedvelocity9914
    @perceivedvelocity9914 8 месяцев назад +234

    Hahaha. "Text to speech acting style". He absolutely nailed it.

    • @Jamisen22
      @Jamisen22 8 месяцев назад +1

      I died- so spot on

  • @ADSheehan
    @ADSheehan 7 месяцев назад +16

    Adding this to the list of movies I'm glad they made just so I could watch the Honest Trailer and Pitch Meeting.

  • @ffuzi2810
    @ffuzi2810 8 месяцев назад +495

    the pirate bay title is even funnier, "madame web sorry in advance" "even sydney booba cant save this movie"

    • @Power5
      @Power5 7 месяцев назад +41

      I mean her impressive talents were covered for the movie.

    • @KTF0
      @KTF0 7 месяцев назад +3

      Man, it didn't deliver with superheroes or bewbs.

    • @DarkAkuma
      @DarkAkuma 7 месяцев назад +7

      What bobs? It was like, she was the one character they tried to make look the least attractive. Making you wonder, what was even the point of hiring her. Especially since a total of 3 teen girls that need to be protected was pointless for the plot, and could have been done with 1 girl. Same result could be achieved, and cost less money.
      The movie is just so baffling...

    • @redflame300
      @redflame300 6 месяцев назад

      @@DarkAkuma bafflingly good! 10/10 would watch again.

    • @snoodledumpling4486
      @snoodledumpling4486 13 часов назад

      @@DarkAkuma Maybe they couldn't decide which spider-themed teenage girl with tragic backstory to go with and decided to go with all three so that they could just see which one did best with the general audience and focus on her. Plus, they get to pad the runtime with more 'teen girl bonding' scenes.

  • @justdonut74
    @justdonut74 8 месяцев назад +127

    I LOVE that the IMDB quotes section for this movie is full of quotes from other Spider-Man movies.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 7 месяцев назад +3

      "I missed the part where that's my problem about your mom when she was researching spiders in the Amazon right before she died."

  • @RedRaikou
    @RedRaikou 7 месяцев назад +46

    4:16 his reaction to Sidney Sweeney is the most memorable moment of the video hahaha

  • @MardenNewAcc
    @MardenNewAcc 8 месяцев назад +143

    I'm... I'm speechless. I haven't checked this movie at all after the trailer. The scenes they showed in this video... This would bomb even in 2000s.

    • @mahna_mahna
      @mahna_mahna 8 месяцев назад +31

      This would bomb in the 2000s on CW.

    • @Ultriac301
      @Ultriac301 8 месяцев назад +8

      It's SO bad it reminds of that 2005 Elektra movie. It's plot was equally bad and made no sense.😅

  • @thekul121
    @thekul121 8 месяцев назад +636

    I unapologetically want to see a Madam Web / Morbius team up movie. The memes would be legendary

    • @jeffreytroublefield4265
      @jeffreytroublefield4265 8 месяцев назад +26

      I can't think of anything else now. Thanks

    • @benabramowitz18
      @benabramowitz18 8 месяцев назад +31

      "Madame Web, I need you to distract Kang."

    • @mori1bund
      @mori1bund 8 месяцев назад +19

      Be careful what you wish for... ^^

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 8 месяцев назад +16

      @@mori1bundI think Sony will actually believe this now.

    • @jimb.7523
      @jimb.7523 8 месяцев назад +6

      *AVI ARAD:* **furiously scribbles down notes**

  • @JonWalter_
    @JonWalter_ 8 месяцев назад +215

    "would a depressed person make this?" is an elite reference

    • @NFSF1McLaren
      @NFSF1McLaren 7 месяцев назад +7

      "did you pause it?"

    • @JohnnyKChop
      @JohnnyKChop 7 месяцев назад +7

      Now I’m thinking how awesome the girls of parks and rec would’ve made this movie

    • @kalebjesse7654
      @kalebjesse7654 7 месяцев назад +3

      Yes. This is the best. Oh Ben.

  • @yaghoulfaith5079
    @yaghoulfaith5079 8 месяцев назад +90

    If any movie deserves a Honest Trailers Commentary, it’s this one

  • @johnnyth440
    @johnnyth440 8 месяцев назад +581

    I kept expecting her to toss away that can like Tommy Wiseau.
    "I did not hit her! I did not!"

    • @samya1231
      @samya1231 8 месяцев назад +15

      Damn that alone would have made this one at least watchable 😂

    • @KittyCat22976
      @KittyCat22976 8 месяцев назад +2

      🤣😆😍😆🤣

    • @Lukeywoodsey
      @Lukeywoodsey 8 месяцев назад +28

      Oh hi Mark

    • @tekno647
      @tekno647 8 месяцев назад +10

      What a story, Mark!

    • @dougbrooks2501
      @dougbrooks2501 8 месяцев назад +9

      Hello doggie…..good bye!!!!

  • @kumarnkvc
    @kumarnkvc 7 месяцев назад +420

    Dakota's greatest nemesis and Sweeney's greatest allies .. the cans.

    • @Treblaine
      @Treblaine 7 месяцев назад +6

      Adam Scott: "It's all about the cans"

    • @devinpol4258
      @devinpol4258 7 месяцев назад +8

      This comment deserves way more likes. 10/10.

  • @MeepMeep88
    @MeepMeep88 8 месяцев назад +221

    2:34 LOLLLL the very mellow "cmon..." when her friend is dying in her hands.

  • @BrutalSnuggles
    @BrutalSnuggles 8 месяцев назад +132

    *yes, they're all mine*
    The Hollywood studios should reconsider their stance on regular people soliciting screenplays to them, they uh.... They need the help.

    • @santimulgosimms5730
      @santimulgosimms5730 8 месяцев назад +5

      Literally😂

    • @yudithcaron8053
      @yudithcaron8053 8 месяцев назад +8

      Also, please stop with the nauseating "cool" shots, Hollywood.🤢🤮

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 7 месяцев назад

      @@yudithcaron8053 2010 called, it wants TRON Legacy to get its due when that shot actually made sense.

  • @MadDog-oe6ci
    @MadDog-oe6ci 8 месяцев назад +82

    "A brothel's worth of traumatized teenage runaways" ... that was so wrong but I still can't stop laughing.

    • @tehdii
      @tehdii 4 месяца назад +2

      I would like your comment but you already have 69 likes so...

    • @MadDog-oe6ci
      @MadDog-oe6ci 4 месяца назад +2

      @@tehdii And somebody had the audacity to come along and screw it up!

    • @martinfiedler4317
      @martinfiedler4317 3 месяца назад

      @@MadDog-oe6ci "NOBODY has the intention to screw (up) teenage runaways in a brothel."
      E. P. Stein, famous island owner.

  • @greggwashington4015
    @greggwashington4015 8 месяцев назад +245

    Good lord, how did I not notice all of the cans she couldn't open 😂

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 8 месяцев назад +16

      I think it's just a props thing, IE we don't want her to spill soda on the set or costumes. but the sheer number of times you see her fiddling with one.....

    • @alexandercressman3420
      @alexandercressman3420 8 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@marhawkman303Just drill a hole in the bottom of the cans and drain them or replace the drink with water so that she can open them.

    • @sankarist
      @sankarist 8 месяцев назад +6

      The brand needed to include product placement somehow. Since there's not much ways to put soda machines inside hospitals, they did what they had to do (fiddling)

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@alexandercressman3420 yeah I'm not saying it was a good way to do it... it's the least effort way.... just that there is a logic to it.... bad or otherwise

    • @jkta97
      @jkta97 8 месяцев назад +5

      To be fair, there were a million other bad things that probably occupied your attention haha

  • @DimitrisChr
    @DimitrisChr 8 месяцев назад +53

    OMG thank you! I thought I was the only one that noticed that this guy's dialogue was never synced and looked like a voice over from another actor!

    • @ripleyjlawman.3162
      @ripleyjlawman.3162 8 месяцев назад +2

      No, it’s still Tahar’s voice it’s just the most obvious dialogue replacement in post production this decade.

    • @mingusboodle
      @mingusboodle 8 месяцев назад +2

      But his voice over still sounds like it's being read by a 2003 text reader.

    • @rickstaism
      @rickstaism 8 месяцев назад

      To be fair that likely would have happened since every one else slept through the movie.

  • @Rbajaj1986
    @Rbajaj1986 7 месяцев назад +18

    On a long enough timeline kidnapping turns to adoption 😂

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 7 месяцев назад

      Stockholm Syndrome ;)

    • @reignman30
      @reignman30 7 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah it's all about perspective. Like the only difference between stalking and flirting is how attractive the girl thinks you are.

  • @vothaison
    @vothaison 8 месяцев назад +36

    8:10
    Now we know Peter wasn't lying when he said "It's a jungle out there; I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries."

  • @vibhormahajan7360
    @vibhormahajan7360 8 месяцев назад +115

    Her holding the CANS🤣

  • @henrymanuel8246
    @henrymanuel8246 7 месяцев назад +5

    "Where's my spider? They took my spider!"
    I've been cry-laughing ever since!!!

  • @Harper_1984
    @Harper_1984 8 месяцев назад +74

    Honestly shocked there wasn't a Kung Pow or The Room joke with all the dubbed lines and syncing issues.

  • @Kawaii_Kappybara
    @Kawaii_Kappybara 8 месяцев назад +150

    thank you so much for the Parks & Rec reference with Adam Scott in the credits. this made my entire day.

    • @rumo510
      @rumo510 7 месяцев назад +2

      He is...The Architect

    • @seppyq3672
      @seppyq3672 7 месяцев назад

      Best part of this one. 😂

    • @greasy2007
      @greasy2007 Месяц назад +1

      STAND IN THE PLACE WHERE U LIVE

  • @ajlouis6038
    @ajlouis6038 8 месяцев назад +70

    You're all missing the point. This movie is a master plan. It's all an elaborate plan to get Sydney Sweeny in a schoolgirl dress and dance on top of a table in a diner.

    • @redflame300
      @redflame300 6 месяцев назад +3

      excellent

    • @larryyoakum3
      @larryyoakum3 5 месяцев назад +1

      I love it when a plan comes together.

    • @RockOfAllAges-81
      @RockOfAllAges-81 Месяц назад

      There had to have been an easier, cheaper way to do that

  • @claytonrios1
    @claytonrios1 8 месяцев назад +230

    And you thought Morbius was a glorified meme generator!

  • @shanawazsheikh1930
    @shanawazsheikh1930 8 месяцев назад +513

    How Dakota Johnson showcased her trademark Text to Speech acting style!

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 8 месяцев назад +61

      And here I was thinking I was too harsh on her for Fifty Shades of Garbage.

    • @sjordan9586
      @sjordan9586 8 месяцев назад +31

      She’s awful.

    • @Sigurn27
      @Sigurn27 8 месяцев назад +9

      That line made me laugh harder than anything else

    • @ferventheat
      @ferventheat 8 месяцев назад +7

      AI is getting really good these days

    • @colleengallagher9413
      @colleengallagher9413 8 месяцев назад +42

      She needs to try a different career path. Being the daughter of two actors should not guarantee her roles in motion pictures. Nepotism is overated. There are people who attended theater classes and dramatic art schools and are better than her.

  • @CraftySouthpaw
    @CraftySouthpaw 8 месяцев назад +11

    It's mind-boggling how many videos this movie has inspired in such a relatively short time. Since the movie opened in theaters, I don't think a day has gone by where I haven't been recommended at least one new video.

  • @mattypaul87
    @mattypaul87 8 месяцев назад +90

    Imagine having comic books for reference to make a comic book movie, but deciding "naaaah we got this."

    • @dswill2264
      @dswill2264 8 месяцев назад

      Lololo

    • @marcelohuerta1970
      @marcelohuerta1970 8 месяцев назад +3

      To be fair, they do the same with novels and short stories.
      I still weep thinking of what they did with the Earthsea stories.

    • @jeffreydean5112
      @jeffreydean5112 8 месяцев назад

      Welcome to phase 4 lol

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 7 месяцев назад +1

      Oh, getting this naaaaah is TIGHT.

  • @zacharymccoy7091
    @zacharymccoy7091 8 месяцев назад +112

    This felt like the 8th most anticipated movie of 2004.

    • @rogerkincaid931
      @rogerkincaid931 8 месяцев назад +22

      And still dissapoints.

    • @HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG
      @HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG 8 месяцев назад +1

      Catwoman?

    • @Mike-h8m
      @Mike-h8m 7 месяцев назад +1

      True. 😂
      Btw, the best movies from 2004 were: Collateral, Spider Man 2 and Mean Girls.

  • @thedanrobergeexperience7881
    @thedanrobergeexperience7881 7 месяцев назад +15

    From the screen writers that make a good case for AI😂 It have to be one of the best line I’ve heard in quite a while!

  • @zoebaggins90
    @zoebaggins90 8 месяцев назад +94

    "Come on, Dakota, you can open it!" 😂Veerrry subtle product placement.

    • @gmoney4024
      @gmoney4024 8 месяцев назад

      True that too rich to know how to open up a soda can for now on every time they do a interview with her Toss her a can of Pepsi and see how long it takes to open it lol if she can’t the theory is proved!

  • @guyvizard549
    @guyvizard549 8 месяцев назад +108

    Cass's power equates to, essentially, "Oh, I TOTALLY knew that was gonna happen, so... yeah."

    • @jkta97
      @jkta97 8 месяцев назад +4

      This made me laugh way too hard!

  • @thebowlingguyatgoogle2517
    @thebowlingguyatgoogle2517 7 месяцев назад +54

    "did pepsi only send you ONE can" that killed me

    • @larryyoakum3
      @larryyoakum3 5 месяцев назад

      Honest Trailer guy is a national treasure

  • @bryanf6638
    @bryanf6638 8 месяцев назад +58

    I'm dying watching her try to open a can of soda. I can watch that on a 10 hour loop.

  • @Eddie_Strom
    @Eddie_Strom 8 месяцев назад +45

    "Peter Parker picked a proper parent" had me lmfao!!!!

  • @johnp710
    @johnp710 8 месяцев назад +21

    0:55 That dubbing OMG!

  • @tails5907
    @tails5907 8 месяцев назад +156

    Madame Pepsi.

  • @captainoftheneverdie21
    @captainoftheneverdie21 8 месяцев назад +24

    "When you take on the responsibility, great power will come," I hope Ben hears Cassie say that and go, "Maybe it should be the other way around. That way it would make sense."

  • @ukab1
    @ukab1 6 месяцев назад +9

    Her acting skills are sooooo good, now I feel like I can become an actor too. Since I act lifeless all the time.

  • @isaacmachado1238
    @isaacmachado1238 8 месяцев назад +60

    That Pepsi can is the little sister to the Ketchup Bottle from Twilight 😂

  • @SalAvenueNJ
    @SalAvenueNJ 8 месяцев назад +95

    My favorite "Great Power Line Variation" is "With Great Power Comes.......A Ton Of Weird Crap You're Not Ready For"

  • @keithanderson4433
    @keithanderson4433 8 месяцев назад +8

    Loved the Parks and Rec reference..."Do you think a depressed person could make this?"

  • @MxEuphemia
    @MxEuphemia 8 месяцев назад +29

    One of the funniest and most unrealistic things in this film is how quickly the kidnapping thing escalates
    Sidney's character shouts for help. 2 minutes later a whole bunch of cops show up. Another 2 minutes later there's already a news bulletin on the radio. A few hours later it's already front page news on a newspaper in New Jersey 😂

    • @SamVimes75
      @SamVimes75 7 месяцев назад +3

      Sydney is a blonde white girl, so her case is unlikely to be ignored.

  • @Blitzo8390
    @Blitzo8390 8 месяцев назад +243

    Remind me, who was in the Amazon where her mother was researching spiders right before she died?

  • @NorthernWisconsinandStuff
    @NorthernWisconsinandStuff 8 месяцев назад +8

    Another hour and a half saved. Thank you HT!!! Cool Crown Vic at 3:33 though!

  • @JCShadow0202
    @JCShadow0202 8 месяцев назад +21

    "He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died." This line of unapologetic exposition from the trailer really set the tone for the whole movie

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 8 месяцев назад +2

      Seriously Sony this is the end of Morbius again where the Vulture just bursts out with the weirdest sentences. You can’t write dialogue that’s natural?

  • @magnumdorkus4222
    @magnumdorkus4222 8 месяцев назад +78

    The cans thing made me wheeze lol but her trying to climb the wall and just sliding down and just....slumping and giving up has got me rollingggg 😂😂

    • @JayFingers
      @JayFingers 8 месяцев назад +13

      The wall scene easily got the biggest laugh in the theater when I saw it.

  • @Arcwol
    @Arcwol 7 месяцев назад +4

    Her trademark text-to-speech acting style. Cooooooldbloooooded....!

  • @MaximumDiver
    @MaximumDiver 8 месяцев назад +48

    I completely lost it at "Greatest nemesis....CANS!" hahahaha

  • @zorebnRAHAM
    @zorebnRAHAM 8 месяцев назад +108

    'making a good case for AI' made me pause and LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Juggninja24
      @Juggninja24 8 месяцев назад +1

      This movie is basically what happens when AI has control on screenwriting.
      Fun for entertaining friends at a dinner party, but awful for a profit-making movie (and it's the bare minimum goal).

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@Juggninja24 But would AI write about a guy who was with someone's mom while she was researching spiders in the Amazon right before she died? *Skynet INITIATED*

    • @Juggninja24
      @Juggninja24 7 месяцев назад

      @@commandercaptain4664 very likely.

  • @edwardhannah8507
    @edwardhannah8507 8 месяцев назад +26

    I think we all owe an apology to Sam Raimi for Spiderman 3.

    • @varric
      @varric 7 месяцев назад

      Not from me. I still blame him for what he did to poor Wanda.

    • @thezplayer3002
      @thezplayer3002 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@varricthat's the writer's fault, not him

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 6 месяцев назад +2

      At least that movie had a few good things to come out of it.
      Like its portrayal of The Sandman.

    • @thezplayer3002
      @thezplayer3002 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@MovieFan1912 Spiderman 3 is a million times better than Madame Web, memorable scenes and dialogue, great acting

    • @noobmasterruben5167
      @noobmasterruben5167 4 месяца назад

      More like we owe an apology to Morbius

  • @theredandblueyakuza
    @theredandblueyakuza 8 месяцев назад +12

    Okay that scene of her trying to climb the wall and sliding down was genuinely funny 😂

  • @davidstorrs
    @davidstorrs 8 месяцев назад +26

    "Hack the planet!" That's a deep cut right there.

  • @openshores4288
    @openshores4288 8 месяцев назад +6

    Shouldve added the "stare music" from twilight in that pepsi can sequence haha

  • @Gears_Starting
    @Gears_Starting 8 месяцев назад +39

    I can understand them having to keep making something every number of years so they do not lose the rights, but do they have to make movies? Could they have not aimed for a short film or something? That way, they hopefully make something decent since they have to tell their story efficiently and get out of there. If they did make a movie, they should have at least got people that are known for making decent movies on a budget. I would have liked to see what a Madame Web movie made by A24 would have been like.

    • @SpectrumStorms
      @SpectrumStorms 8 месяцев назад +6

      Not sure if it's updated, but I know when the 2011 agreement got leaked, some requirements included a minimum budget of $75 million & must be shown on at least 2,000 screens.

  • @TheLandscaper0115
    @TheLandscaper0115 8 месяцев назад +43

    Had me giggling out loud at "be normal be normal".... 😂😂😅😅

  • @kj3105
    @kj3105 7 месяцев назад +7

    The fact that most of the plot has been changed, and the ADR shows that. And the fact that Dacota was sooo uninterested in the press tour, she was just short of saying "Don't go see the movie, guys"

  • @Nosgiles
    @Nosgiles 8 месяцев назад +18

    I want the Honest Trailer Commentary for this one so bad!

  • @deltonmcclary7341
    @deltonmcclary7341 8 месяцев назад +165

    "Be normal.. be normal"
    I feel you on that with Sydney Sweeney 🙏🏽

    • @Paranitis
      @Paranitis 7 месяцев назад +23

      She's one of those obvious "take the glasses off the nerdy girl and bam, hottest girl in school" trope.

    • @drafezard7315
      @drafezard7315 7 месяцев назад +16

      @@Paranitis I personally preferer the look with the glasses on.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 7 месяцев назад +6

      Must. swoon. for. SWEEN.

    • @Railfan-uf9mw
      @Railfan-uf9mw 7 месяцев назад +6

      Hello Sydney

    • @elvenkind6072
      @elvenkind6072 7 месяцев назад +2

      4:24 The perv sounds he make after "be normal, be normal" is the funniest he ever made on this channel.

  • @kamentrainerhorn2073
    @kamentrainerhorn2073 2 месяца назад +4

    Peter Parker can save a multiverse.
    Miles Morales can defy a multiverse.
    Madame Web can't open a soda.

  • @Sanhlami
    @Sanhlami 8 месяцев назад +27

    there's a movie in my Pepsi ad

  • @litcfggg8627
    @litcfggg8627 8 месяцев назад +19

    3:41 Bro jumps in front of a flying ambulance to get hit

  • @mattbaltimore7195
    @mattbaltimore7195 8 месяцев назад +18

    4:25 Is there something wrong describing Sydney, Mr.EpicVoiceGuy?????? 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 8 месяцев назад +51

    Can’t wait till Sony buys the rights to Pepsi so we can see the Adventures of Pepsiman.

    • @trippingpug5513
      @trippingpug5513 8 месяцев назад +9

      Finally, a superhero movie I WANT to see.

    • @dashcamandy2242
      @dashcamandy2242 7 месяцев назад +5

      "And his faithful sidekick, Dew Dude!"

    • @rumo510
      @rumo510 7 месяцев назад +5

      He was with my mother in the Amazon researching Pepsi, right before she died

    • @joelinherts
      @joelinherts 7 месяцев назад +2

      Pepsigirl I think you mean

    • @Weirdman20
      @Weirdman20 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@dashcamandy2242
      And his faithful girlfriend, Dr. PepperGirl!

  • @SaintJimmy379
    @SaintJimmy379 8 месяцев назад +19

    These last few movies are their attempts at stopping movie pirates. Make em so bad that they won't even want to see it for free.

  • @forgottenwars7773
    @forgottenwars7773 7 месяцев назад +4

    this might be my favorite honest trailer lol! Such a great roast

  • @jcout25
    @jcout25 8 месяцев назад +11

    7:10 That has been my favorite GI Joe overdub quote since it came out! I say it to this day and ZERO people know what it means. It's hilarious.

    • @nurgle333
      @nurgle333 7 месяцев назад

      Stop all the downloadin'

  • @BP-dn9nv
    @BP-dn9nv 8 месяцев назад +19

    I get making Venom and Morbius without spiderman, they have long running solo series. This has got to be the most barrel scrapping I've ever seen.

  • @Ren3gaid
    @Ren3gaid 8 месяцев назад +2

    This is maybe one of the funniest Honest Trailers you guys made :D
    It's so good

  • @CINEMARTYR
    @CINEMARTYR 8 месяцев назад +22

    "Ollies over nothing" lolol

  • @davisphillips993
    @davisphillips993 8 месяцев назад +24

    2:52 For instant superpowers…just add water! 💧

  • @sadekke
    @sadekke 7 месяцев назад +25

    Honestly the best part of this movie was when the villain jumped and got hit by the ambulance! I busted out laughing!

  • @flankspeed007
    @flankspeed007 8 месяцев назад +16

    "Dakota Johnson's text to speech acting style!" ROFL so brutal, but true!

  • @waywardmind
    @waywardmind 8 месяцев назад +23

    There better be a damn Honest Trailers Commentary for this one.

  • @bskilla4892
    @bskilla4892 7 месяцев назад +17

    "Text to speech acting style" finally! Someone put it perfectly into words!

  • @Skelovane
    @Skelovane 8 месяцев назад +25

    That Sydney sweeney part! 😁

    • @zbr76
      @zbr76 8 месяцев назад +5

      I'm going to play devil's advocate here - she's not THAT hot.

    • @mehashi
      @mehashi 8 месяцев назад

      I don’t get it either. She is a toothy ginger with vacant eyes. A lid for every pot I guess.

    • @tedarcher9120
      @tedarcher9120 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@zbr76 now that's not normal!

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@zbr76 The devil is clearly blind. CLEARLY.