Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle Pitch Meeting

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

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  • @blipmachine
    @blipmachine 5 лет назад +5312

    The brilliance of these pitch meetings is that those who love the film are happy to see it get a pitch meeting while those who hate the film are happy to see it get destroyed with sarcasm. Ryan has discovered the secret to uniting fandoms!

    • @byronsenior6499
      @byronsenior6499 5 лет назад +53

      He cheats a bit though.

    • @blipmachine
      @blipmachine 5 лет назад +9

      Tanya Rinehart gtfo 👉

    • @nadiamozerhusain4259
      @nadiamozerhusain4259 5 лет назад +32

      ​@@byronsenior6499 How?

    • @Selrisitai
      @Selrisitai 5 лет назад +111

      @@nadiamozerhusain4259 He ignores context so that something that is explained in the movie seems silly in the pitch meeting.

    • @nadiamozerhusain4259
      @nadiamozerhusain4259 5 лет назад +215

      Selrisitai He does make it sound funnier, but most of things he says are quite accurate.

  • @s0s2
    @s0s2 5 лет назад +1954

    I was watching Jumanji on Netflix and when the scene came on with Alex being scared but easily convinced to fly the helicopter, I thought to myself "God I hope Ryan will make a Pitch Meeting of this and gonna drop the 'super easy, barely an inconvenience' line at this scene."
    And here I am today. Content.

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation 3 года назад +10

      Good for you

    • @punisherjones6795
      @punisherjones6795 3 года назад +3

      Oohh helicopter 🚁 helicopter 🚁 🤣🤣🤣

    • @clintoruss153
      @clintoruss153 2 года назад +2

      Wow wow wow wow wow

    • @SK-np5gs
      @SK-np5gs Год назад +2

      It's such a small world xD, randomly finding your comment on a Pitch Meetings video 😂
      I love your Trashmaid webtoon!!

    • @s0s2
      @s0s2 Год назад +1

      @@SK-np5gs Haha, what are the odds! :D Thank you!

  • @jasoncarter1869
    @jasoncarter1869 5 лет назад +6606

    *Pitch Meetings* are literally keeping ScreenRant alive and Ryan makes it look...Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @spel9840
      @spel9840 5 лет назад +15

      Nice profile pic

    • @jasoncarter1869
      @jasoncarter1869 5 лет назад +35

      Producer Guy: Because his name's Jason
      Ryan: Picking that mask was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @orsikocs
      @orsikocs 5 лет назад +38

      Pitch meetings are the only vids i watch from here

    • @Praxographist
      @Praxographist 5 лет назад +11

      oh really?

    • @PapaBear_Gaming
      @PapaBear_Gaming 5 лет назад +18

      There's other stuff to screen rant than this series?

  • @jar768jake
    @jar768jake 5 лет назад +3734

    "Kevin Hart is gonna act like Kevin Hart." Basically sums up his entire movie career.

    • @jordansweet8054
      @jordansweet8054 5 лет назад +137

      If it ain't broke.

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 5 лет назад +31

      i've seen him in a few movies & his jumanji character is the only one i like. well he was ok in secret life of pets too i guess

    • @BestAnimeFreak
      @BestAnimeFreak 4 года назад +74

      Also sounds like Jim Carrey, acting like Jim Carrey all the time xD

    • @Zett76
      @Zett76 4 года назад +53

      BestAnimeFreak
      The Truman Show, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Kidding...

    • @BestAnimeFreak
      @BestAnimeFreak 4 года назад +4

      @@Zett76 Which supports my claim °L° At least The Truman Show ... I haven't seen the other two °L°

  • @tylerderrico5182
    @tylerderrico5182 4 года назад +295

    "Money is tight."
    "Are you having money problems?"
    "No."
    "But you just said money is tight."
    Lol

  • @efe_aydal
    @efe_aydal 5 лет назад +2474

    I'm glad this series is alive. I found this a few weeks ago and finished it all.

    • @cocoaclarke4169
      @cocoaclarke4169 4 года назад +27

      Just wait... The nostalgia will hit. You've already seen it but you watch it again. Once a week... Then once a day... Then having your alarm pick an episode at random. Yeah I have an unhealthy obsession with this type of humor

    • @icarus9980
      @icarus9980 4 года назад +2

      Impossible

    • @zishikalyan
      @zishikalyan 4 года назад +20

      oohh finding a series and finishing it in a week is TIGHT

    • @NadersJJBA
      @NadersJJBA 4 года назад

      @@cocoaclarke4169 trueeeee

    • @chinwenduizenwata6763
      @chinwenduizenwata6763 4 года назад +2

      Found it yesterday and I'm hooked

  • @CocktailsConsoles
    @CocktailsConsoles 5 лет назад +2988

    “Jumanji 2: Definitely Don’t Think About It Too Much”
    A much more fitting title for the movie

    • @pikapool805
      @pikapool805 5 лет назад +30

      Hey it’ll be cool because it has Danny Devito

    • @CocktailsConsoles
      @CocktailsConsoles 5 лет назад +4

      Point Blank LOL!!

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 лет назад +4

      @@pikapool805 yeah and that black guy from "Angels in the Outfield". Kevin Hart can't play himself in this one.

    • @usefulidiot2842
      @usefulidiot2842 5 лет назад +10

      Danny Glover he’s also the star in lethal weapon that plays opposite to Mel gibson

    • @JamesDarcon2007
      @JamesDarcon2007 5 лет назад +7

      Jumanji: We Made Lots of Money Off The Other One, So We Just Had To Make Another One ;)

  • @alexdinu589
    @alexdinu589 5 лет назад +16313

    God i hope ryan's back is fine after all this time of carrying this channel

    • @thehawleyboyz4888
      @thehawleyboyz4888 5 лет назад +429

      His back must be hurting like crazy!

    • @muserweaver
      @muserweaver 5 лет назад +1463

      They need to get aaaall the way off his back

    • @scottdain6647
      @scottdain6647 5 лет назад +1291

      Actually carrying screen rant is super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @Dom-lj2dw
      @Dom-lj2dw 5 лет назад +71

      Lol 😂

    • @OhBoyILoveTomatoes
      @OhBoyILoveTomatoes 5 лет назад +61

      AAAAAAH
      ROASTED!!!!!!!!

  • @armchairrocketscientist4934
    @armchairrocketscientist4934 5 лет назад +344

    I love how this series uses the same formula over and over and I actually grow to love it even more.

    • @Schwinni
      @Schwinni 3 года назад

      And with the "quality" of 99% of current mainstream movies it will never end.

    • @turdfurgeson1643
      @turdfurgeson1643 2 года назад +1

      Oh, revealing how awful the writing and filming of most movies these days is Tight!

    • @bengilhooly3616
      @bengilhooly3616 Год назад +2

      @@turdfurgeson1643well actually it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @Conservative4
      @Conservative4 Год назад

      I think because it’s commenting on hollywoods repeated failures to learn, therefore the more each of his tropes easily slide into new movies, the more effective it is. Its a rare case where repetition becomes more meaningful over time.

    • @Weirdisjustabrownandyellowword
      @Weirdisjustabrownandyellowword Год назад

      Pitch Meeting or Jumanji?

  • @Jhontay84
    @Jhontay84 4 года назад +631

    “Well I wanna have a bunch of cool fight scenes and I can’t have them punching animals.”
    “Fair point” 😂😂

  • @Bayuuk
    @Bayuuk 5 лет назад +1271

    “I was thinking we could get The Rock to be in it, think he’d be down?”
    “You said it takes place in a jungle right? Yeah I think he’d be down”

    • @tajicbladeofthelegion5474
      @tajicbladeofthelegion5474 5 лет назад +48

      I love the inclusion of previous jokes :)

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 2 года назад +8

      I watch the movie a few days ago and noticed The Rock is actually an executive producer. Which makes it even better cause the means he actively invested in this movie :') he really does love jungles!

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner 11 месяцев назад

      ​​@@jonnnnniej Which is funny because Kevin Hart who's friends with him HATES wild animals.

  • @Pete-vz5uj
    @Pete-vz5uj 5 лет назад +3514

    These vids are the only reason I'm subbed to this channel

    • @mintberrycrunch3630
      @mintberrycrunch3630 5 лет назад +10

      Peter Nelipa Yeah same

    • @crowly9531
      @crowly9531 5 лет назад +1

      Me to

    • @Omar-wq9dz
      @Omar-wq9dz 5 лет назад +2

      same here

    • @mcskrzypek
      @mcskrzypek 5 лет назад +5

      No pitch meeting without a comment like that. Boring.

    • @SV-pv6km
      @SV-pv6km 5 лет назад +20

      Subbing only for the Pitch meeting was super easy, barely an inconvenience!

  • @deveshkumar4074
    @deveshkumar4074 5 лет назад +959

    "That's a lawsuit waiting to happen"
    Most underrated line in pitch meetings.

    • @Ryodraco
      @Ryodraco 5 лет назад +20

      Magical eldritch game vs. copy right lawyers, who would win?

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 5 лет назад +1

      It's probably the only song in all of music that they could afford. Dance fighting belongs to Sepultura.

  • @sylentagenda9160
    @sylentagenda9160 5 лет назад +287

    Everytime Writer Guy tells Producer Guy to get all the way off his back, its actually Ryan subtlety telling Screen Rant to carry their own weight...

    • @MrEthanDiamond
      @MrEthanDiamond 3 года назад +12

      This channel has other video series and content creators?

    • @Ghost.uppercut
      @Ghost.uppercut 3 года назад +9

      He actually is the lead producer and has stock in the company
      lol

    • @SenatorAri
      @SenatorAri 3 года назад +4

      @@MrEthanDiamond Does it though

    • @Besley9withmoresubs
      @Besley9withmoresubs 2 года назад +1

      @@SenatorAri exactly what I was thinking

  • @Goldenvibesss
    @Goldenvibesss 5 лет назад +2886

    “No he will just act like Kevin Hart” 😂

    • @dhruvgirgenti8268
      @dhruvgirgenti8268 5 лет назад +98

      Big Daddy like every Kevin Hart role ever. Just yell normal things that aren’t funny and people will find it funny for some reason

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin 5 лет назад +123

      "That IS his specialty!" :D

    • @davidarevalo1925
      @davidarevalo1925 5 лет назад +28

      Dhruv Girgenti he’s pretty funny imo

    • @MollyFC
      @MollyFC 5 лет назад +18

      Honestly that's why I can't watch anything he's in

    • @danhathaway7984
      @danhathaway7984 5 лет назад +68

      To be fair nobody plays Kevin Hart as well as he does.

  • @indagar
    @indagar 5 лет назад +987

    - "Pretending to be a teenage girl is tight"
    - Eww
    - "I mean, I imagine. That's not something that I do... regularly"
    😂😂😂

    • @rogers.5
      @rogers.5 5 лет назад +58

      "Very weird"

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 5 лет назад +36

      @@rogers.5 *"Don't think about it too much"* 😁

    • @joeschembrie9450
      @joeschembrie9450 5 лет назад +18

      Don't know about Sony, but this must describe quite a few Disney studio execs.

    • @grambottle033
      @grambottle033 2 года назад +3

      actually had to pause to laugh way too much at that part

  • @QuantumAscension1
    @QuantumAscension1 5 лет назад +1808

    "We get to seem woke, but still have her wear skimpy clothes the whole time" lol, works for me.

    • @werdna9006
      @werdna9006 5 лет назад +198

      Its a shame in this day and age that the lovely Karen Gillian's costume is an issue - but the Rock wearing tight shirts showing his chest and muscles is deemed "normal"

    • @damkylan3
      @damkylan3 5 лет назад +117

      Werdna That’s because the two are not comparable, you’re just pretending they are. The quick version is that idolization of a muscular form is not the same thing as sexualizing.
      When a movie that isn’t Magic Mike actively normalizes the sexualization of the men while the women are free of it for the most part, then you’ll have something resembling a point. Resembling, but still not quite there.
      There’s nothing wrong with enjoying seeing women in skimpy clothing. So stop trying to justify it by pretending like you’ve cracked the code on something that our woke society just hasn’t noticed. It’s really embarrassing. Inb4 “no u”.

    • @Bob.Roberts
      @Bob.Roberts 5 лет назад +91

      @@damkylan3 What a rude response, lol. Did the guy piss on your Fruit Loops this morning or something?

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 5 лет назад +69

      @@Bob.Roberts Yeah, that was actually surprisingly random.... what is happening
      I thought the skimpy outfit was just showing off her tight abs that she likely put a lot of work into building.
      If anything she'd be more sexually objectified by lesbians, but the "woke" people can't talk about that aspect.

    • @fnors2
      @fnors2 5 лет назад +158

      @@davidk7529 I mean "woke" people are full of contradictions.
      They promote the idea that "women should be able to dress however they like and do whatever they want with their body", yet they shame and attack any pretty woman that reveal some skin or use their physical assets. Like when they cancelled and madr Car Girls loose their jobs.
      I'd say half of it is pure jealousy.

  • @TotoDG
    @TotoDG 5 лет назад +505

    “Coming up with catchphrases for this series must be pretty difficult?”
    “Actually, it’s super easy. Barely an inconvenience.”
    “Wow, wow, wow.”
    “Catchphrases are *tight.”*
    “Yeah, yeah, yeah.”

    • @MVN1003
      @MVN1003 5 лет назад +38

      "I need you to get aaall the way off of m5 back about these catchphrases"

    • @Deep_Dish
      @Deep_Dish 4 года назад +34

      Whoopsies!

    • @ShizuruNakatsu
      @ShizuruNakatsu 4 года назад +39

      "What other catchphrases could we use?"
      "I don't know."
      "Fair enough."

    • @KaitouKaiju
      @KaitouKaiju 4 года назад +27

      "Well okay then!"

    • @igl_nigal
      @igl_nigal 4 года назад +1

      Noo

  • @Sekhmet1982
    @Sekhmet1982 4 года назад +48

    When you watched so many of Ryan's videos you start saying "I don't know", "fair enough" and "super easy, barely an inconvenience" all the time and no one understand what's going on

    • @mntccd
      @mntccd 11 месяцев назад

      Hahaha I can feel it coming on…

    • @timbuktu8069
      @timbuktu8069 6 месяцев назад

      The scary part is when they do.
      I've had whole conversations of nothing but catch phrases.

  • @vincentjosephpanes8678
    @vincentjosephpanes8678 5 лет назад +704

    Friend: "Why are you still watching Pitch Meeting?"
    Me: "I don't know!"
    Friend: "Fair Enough"

    • @derekvillegas4003
      @derekvillegas4003 5 лет назад +26

      viceboy- 182 me: because
      Friend: that works

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 лет назад +17

      I need you to get all the way off my back about this.
      Oh okay let me get off of that thing.

    • @izzny2412
      @izzny2412 5 лет назад +9

      Man, watching pitch meeting is tight

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 5 лет назад +12

      Because its super easy, barely an inconvenience.
      Wowwowwow :D

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 лет назад +4

      @@davidk7529 oh really?

  • @Bchfish
    @Bchfish 5 лет назад +504

    Making a second Jumanji is super easy... barely an inconvenience

    • @stupidchoices7242
      @stupidchoices7242 5 лет назад +4

      Oh really

    • @Ciborium
      @Ciborium 5 лет назад +8

      End of "Jumanji": And everybody lived happily ever after. But then money happened.

    • @Raximus3000
      @Raximus3000 5 лет назад +2

      @@Ciborium
      Please that boad game was played by humans before and they did not destroy it, ergo it can't be destroyed only hidden.

    • @cosmicmcmoon5773
      @cosmicmcmoon5773 5 лет назад +1

      @@Ciborium And then even more money happened...

  • @romancalle5806
    @romancalle5806 5 лет назад +254

    “I think my eyes are a different color” “all of you is a different color”

    • @DetectivePikachu7777
      @DetectivePikachu7777 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @TF2Fan101
      @TF2Fan101 4 года назад +8

      “I ain’t looked like this since-“
      “Never. You looked like this since never.”

    • @DetectivePikachu7777
      @DetectivePikachu7777 4 года назад +3

      @@TF2Fan101 i read it in there voices ;-; should i be concerned?

  • @doblove
    @doblove 3 года назад +52

    I watched this movie and I'm still really surprised on how entertaining I found it. I mean, it isn't the best movie ever lol, but it achives its objetive that is entertain. But I still can't get over the fact that Alex deadly weakness were mosquitoes bites and with only 3 lives, trapped in the game for years and living in the jungle, somehow he was still alive. In fact, I'm chocked that wasn't mentioned in this video lol

  • @hannaegan5337
    @hannaegan5337 4 года назад +43

    Parent Trap Pitch Meeting? “Well if the parents were mad enough to separate their children and never see one of the twins again it’s gonna be hard to get them back together” “actually super easy barely an inconvenience”

  • @Rougarou99
    @Rougarou99 5 лет назад +293

    “I did skip through the Wikipedia page, though.”
    “That sounds like it should be good enough.”

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 лет назад +4

      Easy way to do a paper about s novel too lol barely an inconvenience.

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 5 лет назад +5

      An accurate summary of....... all subject matter research in modern blockbuster history

    • @KonradZielinski
      @KonradZielinski 5 лет назад +3

      Back in the days before the internet I used to do my history assignments by reading the encyclopedia my parents bought at the local supermarket and rewording it one sentence at a time.

    • @maggiemcfly5267
      @maggiemcfly5267 5 лет назад

      *skimp

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 5 лет назад +1

      Modern reboot movie making 101.
      Or just copy and paste and change names.

  • @mickyvandenberg8839
    @mickyvandenberg8839 5 лет назад +117

    Ryan:
    Carrying screenrant is tight!

  • @peanusbenis5631
    @peanusbenis5631 5 лет назад +464

    Me: Brain, let me sleep.
    Brain: Just one more pitch meeting video...
    *2 hours later*

  • @paultapping9510
    @paultapping9510 5 лет назад +853

    "He was meant to represent daddy issues and was actually played by the same actor as the father..."
    Wait... whut?!

    • @Serothil_and_stuff
      @Serothil_and_stuff 4 года назад +64

      Didnt notice? :D

    • @paultapping9510
      @paultapping9510 4 года назад +40

      Noooope!

    • @smithchasea
      @smithchasea 4 года назад +30

      I didn’t notice either.

    • @michellelelievre6273
      @michellelelievre6273 3 года назад +54

      No wonder the reboot never made an equivalent to this. I've seen the original movie dozens of times and literally never even noticed.

    • @superpilotdude
      @superpilotdude 3 года назад +18

      I think I was to young to make that connection.

  • @wooderson6616
    @wooderson6616 5 лет назад +757

    "We get to seem woke but have her wear skimpy clothes the whole time!"

    • @silversmoke8398
      @silversmoke8398 4 года назад +67

      Second part is great. First part is terrible. I like hot chicks in skimpy clothes, but I despise woke-ness.

    • @JarmamStuff
      @JarmamStuff 4 года назад +92

      @@silversmoke8398 Then this entire segment was made for you

    • @HimeNoKuri
      @HimeNoKuri 3 года назад +54

      It’s weird how the very women who talk about how bad skimpy clothes are , actually wear the skimpy clothes and call it “empowering “

    • @iitjee-insider7431
      @iitjee-insider7431 3 года назад +18

      @@HimeNoKuri don't take movie stuff so serious, take it easy

    • @iitjee-insider7431
      @iitjee-insider7431 3 года назад +10

      She's just cutest

  • @shaggy4051
    @shaggy4051 5 лет назад +86

    One of the funniest pitch meetings I've watched

    • @JCDenton95
      @JCDenton95 5 лет назад +2

      PhillyDjHook you need a hug dude??

  • @tylerdexter4323
    @tylerdexter4323 5 лет назад +1093

    It has come to my attention that there are no Lord of the Rings Pitch Meetings.
    WHY

    • @310smoker
      @310smoker 5 лет назад +18

      its not funny thats why

    • @animegaming4057
      @animegaming4057 5 лет назад +109

      Tyler Dexter honestly, thinking about it, that’s extremely hard to do. What jokes would you do? Using the birds to fly straight to Mordor? That wouldn’t work cause that can be explained away. Making fun of the 10 endings? That’s all I got. Now, the hobbit trilogy... now that, has some mithril we can wove into something.

    • @tajicbladeofthelegion5474
      @tajicbladeofthelegion5474 5 лет назад +25

      Or Pirates of the Caribbean :(

    • @MollyFC
      @MollyFC 5 лет назад +66

      What are they going to complain about. The music was too good? The acting was phenomenal? Ugh it was just too pretty in New Zealand

    • @LnPPersonified
      @LnPPersonified 5 лет назад +116

      "So they entrust the most powerful weapon in the world to a hobbit with no training and no experience."
      "Why?"
      "I don't know!"
      "Fair enough!"

  • @isabeld.1153
    @isabeld.1153 5 лет назад +86

    “I mean, I imagine, that’s not something that I do... regularly...” I think we all can relate with this phrase at some point 🤔 according to Wikipedia.

    • @spel9840
      @spel9840 5 лет назад +3

      According to Wikipedia!
      😂

  • @pizzapie4me
    @pizzapie4me 4 года назад +44

    "You heard the nostalgia noise." 😂😂😂

  • @TheEmc2000
    @TheEmc2000 4 года назад +262

    I love how these pitch meetings usually end in “and the movie bombed” but Jumanji was like “nah we’re gonna be basic but still be enjoyable and make butt loads of cash”

    • @utubebgay
      @utubebgay 3 года назад +13

      yeahhh.... i think thats more a reflection on the fact that ppl are idiots and they'll watch anything, esp if it's got known actors and CG nonsense. but hey, maybe i just need to get all the way off your back about how bad this movie was.

    • @alpacawithouthat987
      @alpacawithouthat987 3 года назад +54

      @@utubebgay I don’t think it was meant to be super amazing. It was just a fun movie made to be fun. The story didn’t really need to be good for it to be enjoyable

    • @inr9751
      @inr9751 3 года назад +27

      @@utubebgay Listen, it was a year when someone thought making a gritty Power Rangers reboot is a great idea, people needed some simple fun.

    • @manuprealtalk
      @manuprealtalk 3 года назад +6

      @@utubebgay Yeah....I think this comment is a reflection of how idiotic you are for referring to people as idiots because they enjoyed something you didn't.

    • @Laneous14
      @Laneous14 2 года назад +2

      @@alpacawithouthat987 Are you Michael Bay?

  • @RamonLovesRockandPie
    @RamonLovesRockandPie 5 лет назад +278

    "I'm thinking we can hire Kevin Hart to do this role."
    "Is he gonna pretend to be a big, tough football player."
    "No he's gonna be like Kevin Hart."
    "He is good at that."
    Lmfao shots fired. xD

    • @brezzendorf
      @brezzendorf 3 года назад +2

      That's like, how his entire career character is

    • @rumanuu
      @rumanuu 3 года назад

      To be fair he was excellent in the 2nd one.

    • @RamonLovesRockandPie
      @RamonLovesRockandPie 3 года назад

      @@rumanuu That's when they decided to have the football player's actor act like Kevin Hart. lol

  • @budiisnadi
    @budiisnadi 5 лет назад +171

    "That's not something I do."
    "... regularly".

  • @Dom-lj2dw
    @Dom-lj2dw 5 лет назад +400

    Watching this is super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @ChickenMcBerger
      @ChickenMcBerger 5 лет назад +1

      Dom 777 are*

    • @svenowsky
      @svenowsky 5 лет назад +9

      @@ChickenMcBerger no. It doesn't work as well.

    • @NICK41206
      @NICK41206 5 лет назад +3

      Reverse I’m gonna need you to get WAAAAYY off his back about that.

    • @Dom-lj2dw
      @Dom-lj2dw 5 лет назад +1

      NickDempsey 😂😂😂

    • @njay4399
      @njay4399 5 лет назад +3

      Watching pitch meetings are tight

  • @jordanmicahcook
    @jordanmicahcook 3 года назад +165

    I loved the original Jumanji when I was a kid. It’s a classic! So I had very high expectations for this remake.
    I like the fact that they made it different enough that viewers didn’t have to constantly be comparing the two. Honestly, I think they did a great job with it. The original is definitely darker and deeper. The new one is just a feel-good, comedy. I like them both.

    • @countluke2334
      @countluke2334 2 года назад +18

      And even the pitch meeting doesn't let it sound totally ridiculous. Which usually shows when a movie really isn't that bad.

    • @mkultra2456
      @mkultra2456 2 года назад +2

      This reads like a bot comment.

    • @jordanmicahcook
      @jordanmicahcook 2 года назад +2

      @@mkultra2456 I am pleased that my algorithms caught your eye.

    • @dr.juerdotitsgo5119
      @dr.juerdotitsgo5119 2 года назад +6

      Why on earth would you have high expectations for a remake? Aside from the really dated CGI, Jumanji is perfect as it is, Robin Williams and Jonathan Hyde are irreplaceable. That endearing final scene when Alan and Sarah are eagerly awaiting to revist their two friends, even though Peter and his sister never met them (yet?)... there's absolutely nothing on this Dwayne Johnson cash-grab that comes close to it.

    • @theplushiecrew1486
      @theplushiecrew1486 2 года назад +2

      @@dr.juerdotitsgo5119 I prefer this one to the original. You probably have a lot of nostalgia for the first.

  • @lorduvaltv274
    @lorduvaltv274 3 года назад +8

    1:42 "very weird" 😆🤣😂😹

  • @HailHydra1001
    @HailHydra1001 5 лет назад +237

    We need a Christmas vacation pitch meeting with Christmas coming up

    • @markuhler2664
      @markuhler2664 5 лет назад +5

      He did Die Hard already, didn't he?

    • @HailHydra1001
      @HailHydra1001 5 лет назад +4

      Mark Uhler He did Die Hard last year. I forgot about that. Die Hard is a Christmas classic

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 лет назад +1

      Christmas Story

    • @jakel5892
      @jakel5892 5 лет назад +2

      Maybe, but it's kinda difficult to do a pitch meeting for a comedy. There's not as much of those. Some may argue that Die Hard is a comedy, but that's not the case. It still has an overall serious tone.

    • @MyNameIsBucket
      @MyNameIsBucket 5 лет назад +1

      "It must have been difficult to drag a 30-foot evergreen tree several miles through a foot of snow."

  • @thomasbriscojr.3765
    @thomasbriscojr.3765 5 лет назад +932

    Do a pitch meeting on Cat in the Hat the live action movie.

  • @TheStoenk
    @TheStoenk 5 лет назад +9

    6:00 that's a really well delivered "what"

  • @RyanDMoore
    @RyanDMoore 5 лет назад +6

    Literally found this series today due to their Super Mario Bros. Movie upload, and I've binge watched every single one of these. Unfashionably late, but much better than never. This is the best original film-relative content I've ever seen on the internet alongside Cinemassacre & Jontron. Thank you for your service.

  • @WhoDatMN
    @WhoDatMN 3 года назад +110

    I’d love to see a “The Princess Bride” Pitch Meeting.

    • @jaycievictory8461
      @jaycievictory8461 3 года назад +8

      I do, but only if pretty much every step of the way they acknowledge how amazing it is 😬

    • @WhoDatMN
      @WhoDatMN 3 года назад +4

      @@jaycievictory8461 excellent point! ...and also, a reasonable request.

    • @jaycievictory8461
      @jaycievictory8461 3 года назад +1

      @@WhoDatMN 😁😁😁

    • @annedrieck7316
      @annedrieck7316 3 года назад +4

      Is pricess bride very tight?

    • @PsychoDiesel48
      @PsychoDiesel48 3 года назад +3

      @@annedrieck7316 Definitely!

  • @nathaniel201
    @nathaniel201 5 лет назад +25

    "Oh. My God. This has just...insane implications." -Screenwriter Guy, writing a note for his Black Mirror Season 5 Pitch Meeting

  • @anzor.nakayev
    @anzor.nakayev 5 лет назад +24

    - Oh! I think I heard some nostalgia in your voice.
    - I did make a nostalgia noise.

  • @daninagy4173
    @daninagy4173 5 лет назад +17

    The Producer's reaction after being told the ending is priceless.

  • @chrisyu98
    @chrisyu98 5 лет назад +6

    You two guys are the best! Your pitch meetings are always entertaining.

  • @devongene9584
    @devongene9584 4 года назад +10

    "you said this takes place in the jungle?" "that's right, the jungle, yeah" "he'll be into it"

  • @johnblaha4195
    @johnblaha4195 5 лет назад +668

    Do a Pitch Meeting of The Mandalorian

  • @TetrisPimp
    @TetrisPimp 5 лет назад +150

    Return to that well quite abit
    "WELL OKAY THEN"
    Good one...

  • @makotoyuki7482
    @makotoyuki7482 5 лет назад +16

    Stereotypical Pitch Meeting:
    • Producer: “Is it gonna be hard?“
    Script Guy: “Actual it‘s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!“
    • Producer: “How does That work?“
    Script Guy: “I don‘t know!“
    Producer: “Fair enough!“
    • Script Guy: “Get off my back!“
    Producer: “Ok!“

  • @SivaPranav1013
    @SivaPranav1013 2 месяца назад +2

    Jumanji the next level pitch meeting pls!!

  • @GoodNews-px2im
    @GoodNews-px2im 5 лет назад +16

    "It sounds like I love you." Stealing this line for sure.

  • @terrasquad1134
    @terrasquad1134 5 лет назад +21

    Nostalgia+Dwayne “the rock” Johnson= 💰💵💶💰

  • @drflaggstaff9008
    @drflaggstaff9008 5 лет назад +22

    "Well Martha like allows herself to be killed right and so as she respawns she spawns in the sky and shes falling and Spencer's going up the Jaguar on a motorcycle AND she hands the jewel off to him AND then he puts it in the Jaguar AND they all yell Jumanji AND Van Pelt turns into Rats."
    "I-.. What?"

  • @shannonpincombe4563
    @shannonpincombe4563 5 лет назад +13

    Love Ryan's work. It's the best thing Screen Rant does.

  • @ghomeishy
    @ghomeishy 4 года назад +4

    2:38
    - Very smart
    = Yeah yeah yeah!
    LMAO

  • @jaysimkhada5545
    @jaysimkhada5545 4 года назад +10

    A shyish girl named Martha
    Batman: Why did you say that name
    It is super easy, barely an inconvenience
    Someone watching screen rant for the first time: why did you say that phrase

  • @elizabethhiggins3751
    @elizabethhiggins3751 5 лет назад +21

    I’d love to see a pitch meeting for the office.

  • @IBrowneeI
    @IBrowneeI 5 лет назад +6

    70's and 80's themed Pitch Meeting on Alien and Aliens, and maybe an actor pitch meeting on Sigourney Weaver.
    _Just gonna keep suggesting that every episode until I see them._

  • @voida.r.t.s7032
    @voida.r.t.s7032 5 лет назад +19

    😂😂these are so funny and just down right accurate💀

  • @barbaraclark5320
    @barbaraclark5320 5 лет назад +1

    I’m only subscribed to Ryan’s channel and still get (only his) Screen Rant vid updates.
    Must have hit a sweet spot in the algorithm or YT has learned how to delineate/customize crossover content …?

  • @TLH1999
    @TLH1999 5 лет назад +7

    I can listen to these two all day.....
    Wait you're telling me it's the same guy?
    Woah movie magic

  • @MR3DDev
    @MR3DDev 5 лет назад +40

    Cant wait for the new Charlie’s angels pitch

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 5 лет назад +1

      Not worth it..........
      for the same reason he doesn't do other heavily feminist-dominated films.

    • @MR3DDev
      @MR3DDev 5 лет назад +4

      @@davidk7529 He did a pitch for Captain Marvel

  • @starbutterfly284
    @starbutterfly284 5 лет назад +4

    I literally just watched this movie, great timing!

  • @carb0796
    @carb0796 5 лет назад +6

    1:18
    Continuity is tight!

  • @TheSaia93
    @TheSaia93 4 года назад +2

    His comedic delivery is off the charts, amazing work!

  • @SirLuckySlime
    @SirLuckySlime 3 года назад +5

    There will always be a place in my heart for him saying
    "Its gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience"

  • @tolanihumphrey5661
    @tolanihumphrey5661 5 лет назад +73

    CHILDS PLAY 2019 PITCH MEETING

  • @duracellbattery3625
    @duracellbattery3625 5 лет назад +4

    I always love the “I don’t know” 3:19

  • @l.valentine7616
    @l.valentine7616 5 лет назад +20

    Do a pitch meeting on "who framed roger rabbit"

  • @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337
    @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337 4 года назад +24

    I'm honestly pretty sure since Jumanji's only constant rule is that it needs to be played, I'm pretty sure it just went
    "Frick it, I'm a video game now, NEW RULES"
    Also I did not know that the main villain was also the hunter from the original Jumanji with the whole name thing, that is awesome

    • @pruray
      @pruray 3 года назад +5

      There is that scene in the beginning, when Alex gets the game, he is like, eh, who plays board games now and tosses it aside and starts playing a video game. And Jumanji, being a magic, maybe sentient game, sees this and at night, merges with the videogame.

  • @filmtoppings
    @filmtoppings 5 лет назад +24

    "No he'll just act like Kevin Hart."
    That got me

  • @hansmichaelfanunal2545
    @hansmichaelfanunal2545 5 лет назад +48

    Can you do a pitch meet in of Jim Carrey’s ace Ventura

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 лет назад +3

      YES AND NATURE CALLS AND THE MASK

    • @tajicbladeofthelegion5474
      @tajicbladeofthelegion5474 5 лет назад +6

      I'm gonna need you to get allllllLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN!!!

    • @hansmichaelfanunal2545
      @hansmichaelfanunal2545 5 лет назад +2

      I would love to see how producer Ryan would react to Jim Carrey’s crazy personality

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 5 лет назад

      It doesn't make sense to do comedic satire about deliberately nonsensical comedy.

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 5 лет назад

      @@hansmichaelfanunal2545 You know what would be reeeeally awesome? Having Jim Carrey suddenly show up as the guy giving the pitch.

  • @heinandwilson
    @heinandwilson 4 года назад +14

    You're a legend! This content is so gold! I am in tears
    "Being a teenage girl is tight"

  • @Toast908
    @Toast908 5 лет назад +12

    me: "creating a video must be hard."
    screen rant: "nope barely an inconvenience."

  • @leinad.s
    @leinad.s 3 года назад +1

    Nothing has ever made me want to see a movie less.

  • @KarstensCreationsKC
    @KarstensCreationsKC 5 лет назад +324

    "I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back..."
    "Whoah, lemme get down offa there..."
    Never gets old.

    • @you39tubeable
      @you39tubeable 4 года назад +4

      That's my favorite catchphrase. Too bad, looks like he dropped it 😔

    • @tylerderrico5182
      @tylerderrico5182 4 года назад +5

      @@you39tubeable dropping catchphrases is tight

    • @avinashtyagi2
      @avinashtyagi2 4 года назад +4

      @@you39tubeable It's Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience

    • @cassthegrimm8522
      @cassthegrimm8522 3 года назад

      Literally 🙌🏾😂

  • @hank6580
    @hank6580 3 года назад +1

    This is one of my favorite series on RUclips. Also thanks Ryan for correctly pronouncing "Lara"

  • @scottmiller1418
    @scottmiller1418 5 лет назад +37

    Lord of the Rings!
    “And we also have Sean Bean!”
    “Who’s he play?”
    “The guy who dies!”
    “That works!”

  • @Dan55888
    @Dan55888 5 лет назад +5

    Do how to Train your Dragon.
    "There's this one dragon called a night fury that no one has ever killed or even seen"
    "So it must be hard to shoot it down"
    "Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience"

  • @arnaudyuss12
    @arnaudyuss12 5 лет назад +56

    Ruby who?
    Peter Griffin: "Roundhouse!"

  • @Wally480
    @Wally480 4 года назад +3

    "He's evil and has vague animal powers!"
    😂😂GOLD😂😂

  • @ttothemax2239
    @ttothemax2239 2 года назад +1

    Nice vid, do you think you’ll do the second jumanji too?

  • @Baccus93
    @Baccus93 5 лет назад +3

    These videos just keep getting easier and easier to watch. Barely an inconvenience.

  • @zacharysiple783
    @zacharysiple783 5 лет назад +4

    0:47 I thought of The Breakfast Club at that part as well!

  • @lordbillaire9638
    @lordbillaire9638 5 лет назад +6

    Pitch Meeting is literally saving me time. Condensing movies for me to watch and avoid wasting 2 hours of my life.

  • @kstutz81
    @kstutz81 3 года назад +2

    The way he says “I don’t know” cracks me up every single time 🤣

  • @kadran3263
    @kadran3263 3 года назад

    I just watched this yesterday and REALLY enjoyed it abject silliness.

  • @Walter-fc3uq
    @Walter-fc3uq 5 лет назад +6

    Script writer: "Penis jokes are very funny"
    CEO: "It was cold"

  • @digvijay990
    @digvijay990 5 лет назад +34

    This series made me more critical thinker, thanks a lot pitch meeting team.

    • @djtae808
      @djtae808 5 лет назад

      "I'll do you one better. Why is Gomorrah"

    • @theplushiecrew1486
      @theplushiecrew1486 2 года назад

      @@djtae808 amazing. You somehow could not have spelled “Gamora” more incorrectly.

  • @jim-lr6ze
    @jim-lr6ze 5 лет назад +54

    when you only watch screenrant for pitch meetings:
    *watching screenrant for pitch meetings is TIGHT!*

  • @MrAbkejoe
    @MrAbkejoe 5 лет назад +2

    First: quite humorous. Great writing and reactions. Second: Did anyone else hear that phone ringing in the background throughout or...?

  • @farahbasdeo9997
    @farahbasdeo9997 3 года назад +1

    i watched all pitch meetings available on RUclips..twice

  • @MB-gb5pv
    @MB-gb5pv 3 года назад +12

    The most hilarious thing about these pitch meetings is how sane both the producer and writer guy were, over the time hearing mind boggling pitches has caused them to lose their grip on sanity, and they have been trapped in their own personal hell.
    Oh watching Ryan turn himself into a psychopath is tight!

  • @NukeMarine
    @NukeMarine 5 лет назад +22

    I don't remember hearing the whoops, whoopsies line.

    • @ElderSnake90
      @ElderSnake90 5 лет назад +21

      Maybe he forgot to put that in. Whoops!

    • @NukeMarine
      @NukeMarine 5 лет назад +18

      @@ElderSnake90 Whoopsie!

    • @Cuzjudd
      @Cuzjudd 5 лет назад +3

      @@NukeMarine wow

    • @Kylalovesbabe
      @Kylalovesbabe 5 лет назад +5

      Wow wow wow wow

  • @TrenbologneSandwich
    @TrenbologneSandwich 5 лет назад +19

    We're gonna need a pitch meeting for American Pie. Literally any of them.

  • @melodyyoder6149
    @melodyyoder6149 2 года назад +1

    Can you imagine how annoying it would be to watch a movie with this man

  • @marymaceachran2586
    @marymaceachran2586 3 года назад +1

    I admire Ryan’s creativity and sense of humor.