Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle Pitch Meeting

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2019
  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle!
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    The original Jumanji film starring the late, great Robin Williams was beloved by fans around the world. So naturally, in this generation of sequels and reboots, Hollywood had it in its SIGHTS. Starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Kevin Hart, Karen Gillan and Jack Black, this new movie takes the players inside the game to survive in the jungle of Jumanji.
    The movie was a massive hit, but definitely raises a lot of questions. Like what’s up with the game establishing video game rules only to abandon them later? Why is Ruby REALLY dressed like that? Is Kevin Hart trying to play his character or is he just doing his usual shtick. And what’s up with the avatars having accurate human anatomy?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle!
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  • @blipmachine
    @blipmachine 4 года назад +5152

    The brilliance of these pitch meetings is that those who love the film are happy to see it get a pitch meeting while those who hate the film are happy to see it get destroyed with sarcasm. Ryan has discovered the secret to uniting fandoms!

    • @byronsenior6499
      @byronsenior6499 4 года назад +52

      He cheats a bit though.

    • @blipmachine
      @blipmachine 4 года назад +9

      Tanya Rinehart gtfo 👉

    • @nadiamozerhusain4259
      @nadiamozerhusain4259 4 года назад +32

      ​@@byronsenior6499 How?

    • @Selrisitai
      @Selrisitai 4 года назад +105

      @@nadiamozerhusain4259 He ignores context so that something that is explained in the movie seems silly in the pitch meeting.

    • @nadiamozerhusain4259
      @nadiamozerhusain4259 4 года назад +205

      Selrisitai He does make it sound funnier, but most of things he says are quite accurate.

  • @jasoncarter1869
    @jasoncarter1869 4 года назад +6487

    *Pitch Meetings* are literally keeping ScreenRant alive and Ryan makes it look...Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @spel9840
      @spel9840 4 года назад +15

      Nice profile pic

    • @jasoncarter1869
      @jasoncarter1869 4 года назад +34

      Producer Guy: Because his name's Jason
      Ryan: Picking that mask was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @orsikocs
      @orsikocs 4 года назад +38

      Pitch meetings are the only vids i watch from here

    • @Praxographist
      @Praxographist 4 года назад +11

      oh really?

    • @PapaBear_Gaming
      @PapaBear_Gaming 4 года назад +18

      There's other stuff to screen rant than this series?

  • @jar768jake
    @jar768jake 4 года назад +3621

    "Kevin Hart is gonna act like Kevin Hart." Basically sums up his entire movie career.

    • @jordansweet8054
      @jordansweet8054 4 года назад +134

      If it ain't broke.

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 4 года назад +29

      i've seen him in a few movies & his jumanji character is the only one i like. well he was ok in secret life of pets too i guess

    • @BestAnimeFreak
      @BestAnimeFreak 3 года назад +74

      Also sounds like Jim Carrey, acting like Jim Carrey all the time xD

    • @Zett76
      @Zett76 3 года назад +47

      BestAnimeFreak
      The Truman Show, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Kidding...

    • @BestAnimeFreak
      @BestAnimeFreak 3 года назад +4

      @@Zett76 Which supports my claim °L° At least The Truman Show ... I haven't seen the other two °L°

  • @s0s2
    @s0s2 4 года назад +1879

    I was watching Jumanji on Netflix and when the scene came on with Alex being scared but easily convinced to fly the helicopter, I thought to myself "God I hope Ryan will make a Pitch Meeting of this and gonna drop the 'super easy, barely an inconvenience' line at this scene."
    And here I am today. Content.

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation 3 года назад +10

      Good for you

    • @punisherjones6795
      @punisherjones6795 2 года назад +3

      Oohh helicopter 🚁 helicopter 🚁 🤣🤣🤣

    • @clintoruss153
      @clintoruss153 Год назад +2

      Wow wow wow wow wow

    • @SK-np5gs
      @SK-np5gs 8 месяцев назад +2

      It's such a small world xD, randomly finding your comment on a Pitch Meetings video 😂
      I love your Trashmaid webtoon!!

    • @s0s2
      @s0s2 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@SK-np5gs Haha, what are the odds! :D Thank you!

  • @CocktailsConsoles
    @CocktailsConsoles 4 года назад +2896

    “Jumanji 2: Definitely Don’t Think About It Too Much”
    A much more fitting title for the movie

    • @pikapool805
      @pikapool805 4 года назад +30

      Hey it’ll be cool because it has Danny Devito

    • @CocktailsConsoles
      @CocktailsConsoles 4 года назад +4

      Point Blank LOL!!

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 4 года назад +4

      @@pikapool805 yeah and that black guy from "Angels in the Outfield". Kevin Hart can't play himself in this one.

    • @usefulidiot2842
      @usefulidiot2842 4 года назад +10

      Danny Glover he’s also the star in lethal weapon that plays opposite to Mel gibson

    • @JamesDarcon2007
      @JamesDarcon2007 4 года назад +7

      Jumanji: We Made Lots of Money Off The Other One, So We Just Had To Make Another One ;)

  • @alexdinu589
    @alexdinu589 4 года назад +16178

    God i hope ryan's back is fine after all this time of carrying this channel

    • @thehawleyboyz4888
      @thehawleyboyz4888 4 года назад +421

      His back must be hurting like crazy!

    • @muserweaver
      @muserweaver 4 года назад +1450

      They need to get aaaall the way off his back

    • @scottdain6647
      @scottdain6647 4 года назад +1279

      Actually carrying screen rant is super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @Dom-lj2dw
      @Dom-lj2dw 4 года назад +71

      Lol 😂

    • @OhBoyILoveTomatoes
      @OhBoyILoveTomatoes 4 года назад +61

      AAAAAAH
      ROASTED!!!!!!!!

  • @tylerderrico5182
    @tylerderrico5182 3 года назад +270

    "Money is tight."
    "Are you having money problems?"
    "No."
    "But you just said money is tight."
    Lol

  • @Jhontay84
    @Jhontay84 3 года назад +607

    “Well I wanna have a bunch of cool fight scenes and I can’t have them punching animals.”
    “Fair point” 😂😂

  • @Goldenvibesss
    @Goldenvibesss 4 года назад +2860

    “No he will just act like Kevin Hart” 😂

    • @dhruvgirgenti8268
      @dhruvgirgenti8268 4 года назад +97

      Big Daddy like every Kevin Hart role ever. Just yell normal things that aren’t funny and people will find it funny for some reason

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin 4 года назад +122

      "That IS his specialty!" :D

    • @davidarevalo1925
      @davidarevalo1925 4 года назад +28

      Dhruv Girgenti he’s pretty funny imo

    • @MollyFC
      @MollyFC 4 года назад +18

      Honestly that's why I can't watch anything he's in

    • @danhathaway7984
      @danhathaway7984 4 года назад +68

      To be fair nobody plays Kevin Hart as well as he does.

  • @Bayuuk
    @Bayuuk 4 года назад +1239

    “I was thinking we could get The Rock to be in it, think he’d be down?”
    “You said it takes place in a jungle right? Yeah I think he’d be down”

    • @tajicbladeofthelegion5474
      @tajicbladeofthelegion5474 4 года назад +47

      I love the inclusion of previous jokes :)

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 2 года назад +8

      I watch the movie a few days ago and noticed The Rock is actually an executive producer. Which makes it even better cause the means he actively invested in this movie :') he really does love jungles!

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner 4 месяца назад

      ​​@@jonnnnniej Which is funny because Kevin Hart who's friends with him HATES wild animals.

  • @armchairrocketscientist4934
    @armchairrocketscientist4934 4 года назад +328

    I love how this series uses the same formula over and over and I actually grow to love it even more.

    • @Schwinni
      @Schwinni 2 года назад

      And with the "quality" of 99% of current mainstream movies it will never end.

    • @turdfurgeson1643
      @turdfurgeson1643 Год назад

      Oh, revealing how awful the writing and filming of most movies these days is Tight!

    • @bengilhooly3616
      @bengilhooly3616 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@turdfurgeson1643well actually it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @Conservative4
      @Conservative4 11 месяцев назад

      I think because it’s commenting on hollywoods repeated failures to learn, therefore the more each of his tropes easily slide into new movies, the more effective it is. Its a rare case where repetition becomes more meaningful over time.

    • @Weirdisjustabrownandyellowword
      @Weirdisjustabrownandyellowword 10 месяцев назад

      Pitch Meeting or Jumanji?

  • @sylentagenda9160
    @sylentagenda9160 4 года назад +277

    Everytime Writer Guy tells Producer Guy to get all the way off his back, its actually Ryan subtlety telling Screen Rant to carry their own weight...

    • @MrEthanDiamond
      @MrEthanDiamond 2 года назад +11

      This channel has other video series and content creators?

    • @iWubmusic
      @iWubmusic 2 года назад +7

      He actually is the lead producer and has stock in the company
      lol

    • @SenatorAri
      @SenatorAri 2 года назад +4

      @@MrEthanDiamond Does it though

    • @skull6400
      @skull6400 Год назад +1

      @@SenatorAri exactly what I was thinking

  • @efe_aydal
    @efe_aydal 4 года назад +2465

    I'm glad this series is alive. I found this a few weeks ago and finished it all.

    • @cocoaclarke4169
      @cocoaclarke4169 3 года назад +27

      Just wait... The nostalgia will hit. You've already seen it but you watch it again. Once a week... Then once a day... Then having your alarm pick an episode at random. Yeah I have an unhealthy obsession with this type of humor

    • @icarus9980
      @icarus9980 3 года назад +2

      Impossible

    • @zishikalyan
      @zishikalyan 3 года назад +20

      oohh finding a series and finishing it in a week is TIGHT

    • @NadersJJBA
      @NadersJJBA 3 года назад

      @@cocoaclarke4169 trueeeee

    • @chinwenduizenwata6763
      @chinwenduizenwata6763 3 года назад +2

      Found it yesterday and I'm hooked

  • @Pete-vz5uj
    @Pete-vz5uj 4 года назад +3510

    These vids are the only reason I'm subbed to this channel

    • @mintberrycrunch3630
      @mintberrycrunch3630 4 года назад +10

      Peter Nelipa Yeah same

    • @crowly9531
      @crowly9531 4 года назад +1

      Me to

    • @Omar-wq9dz
      @Omar-wq9dz 4 года назад +2

      same here

    • @mcskrzypek
      @mcskrzypek 4 года назад +5

      No pitch meeting without a comment like that. Boring.

    • @SV-pv6km
      @SV-pv6km 4 года назад +21

      Subbing only for the Pitch meeting was super easy, barely an inconvenience!

  • @Sekhmet1982
    @Sekhmet1982 3 года назад +46

    When you watched so many of Ryan's videos you start saying "I don't know", "fair enough" and "super easy, barely an inconvenience" all the time and no one understand what's going on

    • @mntccd
      @mntccd 5 месяцев назад

      Hahaha I can feel it coming on…

    • @timbuktu8069
      @timbuktu8069 4 дня назад

      The scary part is when they do.
      I've had whole conversations of nothing but catch phrases.

  • @KarstensCreationsKC
    @KarstensCreationsKC 4 года назад +323

    "I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back..."
    "Whoah, lemme get down offa there..."
    Never gets old.

    • @you39tubeable
      @you39tubeable 4 года назад +4

      That's my favorite catchphrase. Too bad, looks like he dropped it 😔

    • @tylerderrico5182
      @tylerderrico5182 3 года назад +5

      @@you39tubeable dropping catchphrases is tight

    • @avinashtyagi2
      @avinashtyagi2 3 года назад +4

      @@you39tubeable It's Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience

    • @cassthegrimm8522
      @cassthegrimm8522 2 года назад

      Literally 🙌🏾😂

  • @deveshkumar4074
    @deveshkumar4074 4 года назад +952

    "That's a lawsuit waiting to happen"
    Most underrated line in pitch meetings.

    • @Ryodraco
      @Ryodraco 4 года назад +20

      Magical eldritch game vs. copy right lawyers, who would win?

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 4 года назад +1

      It's probably the only song in all of music that they could afford. Dance fighting belongs to Sepultura.

  • @indagar
    @indagar 4 года назад +975

    - "Pretending to be a teenage girl is tight"
    - Eww
    - "I mean, I imagine. That's not something that I do... regularly"
    😂😂😂

    • @rogers.5
      @rogers.5 4 года назад +55

      "Very weird"

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 4 года назад +34

      @@rogers.5 *"Don't think about it too much"* 😁

    • @joeschembrie9450
      @joeschembrie9450 4 года назад +16

      Don't know about Sony, but this must describe quite a few Disney studio execs.

    • @grambottle033
      @grambottle033 Год назад +2

      actually had to pause to laugh way too much at that part

  • @TotoDG
    @TotoDG 4 года назад +497

    “Coming up with catchphrases for this series must be pretty difficult?”
    “Actually, it’s super easy. Barely an inconvenience.”
    “Wow, wow, wow.”
    “Catchphrases are *tight.”*
    “Yeah, yeah, yeah.”

    • @MVN1003
      @MVN1003 4 года назад +38

      "I need you to get aaall the way off of m5 back about these catchphrases"

    • @Deep_Dish
      @Deep_Dish 4 года назад +34

      Whoopsies!

    • @ShizuruNakatsu
      @ShizuruNakatsu 4 года назад +39

      "What other catchphrases could we use?"
      "I don't know."
      "Fair enough."

    • @KaitouKaiju
      @KaitouKaiju 3 года назад +27

      "Well okay then!"

    • @igl_nigal
      @igl_nigal 3 года назад +1

      Noo

  • @pizzapie4me
    @pizzapie4me 4 года назад +42

    "You heard the nostalgia noise." 😂😂😂

  • @Bchfish
    @Bchfish 4 года назад +504

    Making a second Jumanji is super easy... barely an inconvenience

    • @stupidchoices7242
      @stupidchoices7242 4 года назад +3

      Oh really

    • @Ciborium
      @Ciborium 4 года назад +7

      End of "Jumanji": And everybody lived happily ever after. But then money happened.

    • @Raximus3000
      @Raximus3000 4 года назад +1

      @@Ciborium
      Please that boad game was played by humans before and they did not destroy it, ergo it can't be destroyed only hidden.

    • @cosmicmcmoon5773
      @cosmicmcmoon5773 4 года назад +1

      @@Ciborium And then even more money happened...

  • @romancalle5806
    @romancalle5806 4 года назад +252

    “I think my eyes are a different color” “all of you is a different color”

    • @DetectivePikachu7777
      @DetectivePikachu7777 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @TF2Fan101
      @TF2Fan101 3 года назад +7

      “I ain’t looked like this since-“
      “Never. You looked like this since never.”

    • @DetectivePikachu7777
      @DetectivePikachu7777 3 года назад +3

      @@TF2Fan101 i read it in there voices ;-; should i be concerned?

  • @wooderson6616
    @wooderson6616 4 года назад +753

    "We get to seem woke but have her wear skimpy clothes the whole time!"

    • @silversmoke8398
      @silversmoke8398 4 года назад +65

      Second part is great. First part is terrible. I like hot chicks in skimpy clothes, but I despise woke-ness.

    • @JarmamStuff
      @JarmamStuff 4 года назад +91

      @@silversmoke8398 Then this entire segment was made for you

    • @HimeNoKuri
      @HimeNoKuri 3 года назад +53

      It’s weird how the very women who talk about how bad skimpy clothes are , actually wear the skimpy clothes and call it “empowering “

    • @iitjee-insider7431
      @iitjee-insider7431 3 года назад +18

      @@HimeNoKuri don't take movie stuff so serious, take it easy

    • @iitjee-insider7431
      @iitjee-insider7431 3 года назад +10

      She's just cutest

  • @paultapping9510
    @paultapping9510 4 года назад +851

    "He was meant to represent daddy issues and was actually played by the same actor as the father..."
    Wait... whut?!

    • @Serothil_and_stuff
      @Serothil_and_stuff 3 года назад +63

      Didnt notice? :D

    • @paultapping9510
      @paultapping9510 3 года назад +40

      Noooope!

    • @smithchasea
      @smithchasea 3 года назад +30

      I didn’t notice either.

    • @michellelelievre6273
      @michellelelievre6273 3 года назад +52

      No wonder the reboot never made an equivalent to this. I've seen the original movie dozens of times and literally never even noticed.

    • @superpilotdude
      @superpilotdude 3 года назад +18

      I think I was to young to make that connection.

  • @Dom-lj2dw
    @Dom-lj2dw 4 года назад +401

    Watching this is super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @ChickenMcBerger
      @ChickenMcBerger 4 года назад +1

      Dom 777 are*

    • @svenowsky
      @svenowsky 4 года назад +9

      @@ChickenMcBerger no. It doesn't work as well.

    • @NICK41206
      @NICK41206 4 года назад +3

      Reverse I’m gonna need you to get WAAAAYY off his back about that.

    • @Dom-lj2dw
      @Dom-lj2dw 4 года назад +1

      NickDempsey 😂😂😂

    • @njay4399
      @njay4399 4 года назад +3

      Watching pitch meetings are tight

  • @QuantumAscension1
    @QuantumAscension1 4 года назад +1796

    "We get to seem woke, but still have her wear skimpy clothes the whole time" lol, works for me.

    • @werdna9006
      @werdna9006 4 года назад +194

      Its a shame in this day and age that the lovely Karen Gillian's costume is an issue - but the Rock wearing tight shirts showing his chest and muscles is deemed "normal"

    • @damkylan3
      @damkylan3 4 года назад +115

      Werdna That’s because the two are not comparable, you’re just pretending they are. The quick version is that idolization of a muscular form is not the same thing as sexualizing.
      When a movie that isn’t Magic Mike actively normalizes the sexualization of the men while the women are free of it for the most part, then you’ll have something resembling a point. Resembling, but still not quite there.
      There’s nothing wrong with enjoying seeing women in skimpy clothing. So stop trying to justify it by pretending like you’ve cracked the code on something that our woke society just hasn’t noticed. It’s really embarrassing. Inb4 “no u”.

    • @Bob.Roberts
      @Bob.Roberts 4 года назад +91

      @@damkylan3 What a rude response, lol. Did the guy piss on your Fruit Loops this morning or something?

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 4 года назад +69

      @@Bob.Roberts Yeah, that was actually surprisingly random.... what is happening
      I thought the skimpy outfit was just showing off her tight abs that she likely put a lot of work into building.
      If anything she'd be more sexually objectified by lesbians, but the "woke" people can't talk about that aspect.

    • @fnors2
      @fnors2 4 года назад +154

      @@davidk7529 I mean "woke" people are full of contradictions.
      They promote the idea that "women should be able to dress however they like and do whatever they want with their body", yet they shame and attack any pretty woman that reveal some skin or use their physical assets. Like when they cancelled and madr Car Girls loose their jobs.
      I'd say half of it is pure jealousy.

  • @doblove
    @doblove 3 года назад +47

    I watched this movie and I'm still really surprised on how entertaining I found it. I mean, it isn't the best movie ever lol, but it achives its objetive that is entertain. But I still can't get over the fact that Alex deadly weakness were mosquitoes bites and with only 3 lives, trapped in the game for years and living in the jungle, somehow he was still alive. In fact, I'm chocked that wasn't mentioned in this video lol

  • @hannaegan5337
    @hannaegan5337 3 года назад +41

    Parent Trap Pitch Meeting? “Well if the parents were mad enough to separate their children and never see one of the twins again it’s gonna be hard to get them back together” “actually super easy barely an inconvenience”

  • @thomasbriscojr.3765
    @thomasbriscojr.3765 4 года назад +932

    Do a pitch meeting on Cat in the Hat the live action movie.

  • @mickyvandenberg8839
    @mickyvandenberg8839 4 года назад +118

    Ryan:
    Carrying screenrant is tight!

  • @TheEmc2000
    @TheEmc2000 4 года назад +260

    I love how these pitch meetings usually end in “and the movie bombed” but Jumanji was like “nah we’re gonna be basic but still be enjoyable and make butt loads of cash”

    • @utubebgay
      @utubebgay 3 года назад +13

      yeahhh.... i think thats more a reflection on the fact that ppl are idiots and they'll watch anything, esp if it's got known actors and CG nonsense. but hey, maybe i just need to get all the way off your back about how bad this movie was.

    • @alpacawithouthat987
      @alpacawithouthat987 3 года назад +53

      @@utubebgay I don’t think it was meant to be super amazing. It was just a fun movie made to be fun. The story didn’t really need to be good for it to be enjoyable

    • @inr9751
      @inr9751 3 года назад +27

      @@utubebgay Listen, it was a year when someone thought making a gritty Power Rangers reboot is a great idea, people needed some simple fun.

    • @manuprealtalk
      @manuprealtalk 2 года назад +6

      @@utubebgay Yeah....I think this comment is a reflection of how idiotic you are for referring to people as idiots because they enjoyed something you didn't.

    • @Laneous14
      @Laneous14 2 года назад +2

      @@alpacawithouthat987 Are you Michael Bay?

  • @jordanmicahcook
    @jordanmicahcook 3 года назад +164

    I loved the original Jumanji when I was a kid. It’s a classic! So I had very high expectations for this remake.
    I like the fact that they made it different enough that viewers didn’t have to constantly be comparing the two. Honestly, I think they did a great job with it. The original is definitely darker and deeper. The new one is just a feel-good, comedy. I like them both.

    • @countluke2334
      @countluke2334 2 года назад +17

      And even the pitch meeting doesn't let it sound totally ridiculous. Which usually shows when a movie really isn't that bad.

    • @mkultra2456
      @mkultra2456 2 года назад +2

      This reads like a bot comment.

    • @jordanmicahcook
      @jordanmicahcook 2 года назад +2

      @@mkultra2456 I am pleased that my algorithms caught your eye.

    • @dr.juerdotitsgo5119
      @dr.juerdotitsgo5119 2 года назад +5

      Why on earth would you have high expectations for a remake? Aside from the really dated CGI, Jumanji is perfect as it is, Robin Williams and Jonathan Hyde are irreplaceable. That endearing final scene when Alan and Sarah are eagerly awaiting to revist their two friends, even though Peter and his sister never met them (yet?)... there's absolutely nothing on this Dwayne Johnson cash-grab that comes close to it.

    • @theplushiecrew1486
      @theplushiecrew1486 2 года назад +2

      @@dr.juerdotitsgo5119 I prefer this one to the original. You probably have a lot of nostalgia for the first.

  • @tylerdexter4323
    @tylerdexter4323 4 года назад +1091

    It has come to my attention that there are no Lord of the Rings Pitch Meetings.
    WHY

    • @310smoker
      @310smoker 4 года назад +16

      its not funny thats why

    • @animegaming4057
      @animegaming4057 4 года назад +106

      Tyler Dexter honestly, thinking about it, that’s extremely hard to do. What jokes would you do? Using the birds to fly straight to Mordor? That wouldn’t work cause that can be explained away. Making fun of the 10 endings? That’s all I got. Now, the hobbit trilogy... now that, has some mithril we can wove into something.

    • @tajicbladeofthelegion5474
      @tajicbladeofthelegion5474 4 года назад +25

      Or Pirates of the Caribbean :(

    • @MollyFC
      @MollyFC 4 года назад +65

      What are they going to complain about. The music was too good? The acting was phenomenal? Ugh it was just too pretty in New Zealand

    • @LnPPersonified
      @LnPPersonified 4 года назад +112

      "So they entrust the most powerful weapon in the world to a hobbit with no training and no experience."
      "Why?"
      "I don't know!"
      "Fair enough!"

  • @Rougarou99
    @Rougarou99 4 года назад +291

    “I did skip through the Wikipedia page, though.”
    “That sounds like it should be good enough.”

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 4 года назад +4

      Easy way to do a paper about s novel too lol barely an inconvenience.

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 4 года назад +5

      An accurate summary of....... all subject matter research in modern blockbuster history

    • @KonradZielinski
      @KonradZielinski 4 года назад +3

      Back in the days before the internet I used to do my history assignments by reading the encyclopedia my parents bought at the local supermarket and rewording it one sentence at a time.

    • @maggiemcfly5267
      @maggiemcfly5267 4 года назад

      *skimp

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 4 года назад +1

      Modern reboot movie making 101.
      Or just copy and paste and change names.

  • @WhoDatMN
    @WhoDatMN 3 года назад +107

    I’d love to see a “The Princess Bride” Pitch Meeting.

    • @jaycievictory8461
      @jaycievictory8461 3 года назад +7

      I do, but only if pretty much every step of the way they acknowledge how amazing it is 😬

    • @WhoDatMN
      @WhoDatMN 3 года назад +3

      @@jaycievictory8461 excellent point! ...and also, a reasonable request.

    • @jaycievictory8461
      @jaycievictory8461 3 года назад +1

      @@WhoDatMN 😁😁😁

    • @annedrieck7316
      @annedrieck7316 3 года назад +4

      Is pricess bride very tight?

    • @PsychoDiesel48
      @PsychoDiesel48 3 года назад +3

      @@annedrieck7316 Definitely!

  • @lorduvaltv274
    @lorduvaltv274 2 года назад +5

    1:42 "very weird" 😆🤣😂😹

  • @vincentjosephpanes8678
    @vincentjosephpanes8678 4 года назад +702

    Friend: "Why are you still watching Pitch Meeting?"
    Me: "I don't know!"
    Friend: "Fair Enough"

    • @derekvillegas4003
      @derekvillegas4003 4 года назад +26

      viceboy- 182 me: because
      Friend: that works

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 4 года назад +17

      I need you to get all the way off my back about this.
      Oh okay let me get off of that thing.

    • @izzny2412
      @izzny2412 4 года назад +9

      Man, watching pitch meeting is tight

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 4 года назад +12

      Because its super easy, barely an inconvenience.
      Wowwowwow :D

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 4 года назад +4

      @@davidk7529 oh really?

  • @peanusbenis5631
    @peanusbenis5631 4 года назад +464

    Me: Brain, let me sleep.
    Brain: Just one more pitch meeting video...
    *2 hours later*

  • @devongene9584
    @devongene9584 4 года назад +10

    "you said this takes place in the jungle?" "that's right, the jungle, yeah" "he'll be into it"

  • @l.valentine7616
    @l.valentine7616 4 года назад +19

    Do a pitch meeting on "who framed roger rabbit"

  • @HailHydra1001
    @HailHydra1001 4 года назад +237

    We need a Christmas vacation pitch meeting with Christmas coming up

    • @markuhler2664
      @markuhler2664 4 года назад +5

      He did Die Hard already, didn't he?

    • @HailHydra1001
      @HailHydra1001 4 года назад +4

      Mark Uhler He did Die Hard last year. I forgot about that. Die Hard is a Christmas classic

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 4 года назад +1

      Christmas Story

    • @jakel5892
      @jakel5892 4 года назад +2

      Maybe, but it's kinda difficult to do a pitch meeting for a comedy. There's not as much of those. Some may argue that Die Hard is a comedy, but that's not the case. It still has an overall serious tone.

    • @MyNameIsBucket
      @MyNameIsBucket 4 года назад +1

      "It must have been difficult to drag a 30-foot evergreen tree several miles through a foot of snow."

  • @budiisnadi
    @budiisnadi 4 года назад +170

    "That's not something I do."
    "... regularly".

  • @GoodNews-px2im
    @GoodNews-px2im 4 года назад +16

    "It sounds like I love you." Stealing this line for sure.

  • @ghomeishy
    @ghomeishy 3 года назад +4

    2:38
    - Very smart
    = Yeah yeah yeah!
    LMAO

  • @shaggy4051
    @shaggy4051 4 года назад +85

    One of the funniest pitch meetings I've watched

  • @johnblaha4195
    @johnblaha4195 4 года назад +669

    Do a Pitch Meeting of The Mandalorian

  • @chrisyu98
    @chrisyu98 4 года назад +6

    You two guys are the best! Your pitch meetings are always entertaining.

  • @SirLuckySlime
    @SirLuckySlime 3 года назад +5

    There will always be a place in my heart for him saying
    "Its gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience"

  • @isabeld.1153
    @isabeld.1153 4 года назад +85

    “I mean, I imagine, that’s not something that I do... regularly...” I think we all can relate with this phrase at some point 🤔 according to Wikipedia.

    • @spel9840
      @spel9840 4 года назад +3

      According to Wikipedia!
      😂

  • @RamonLovesRockandPie
    @RamonLovesRockandPie 4 года назад +278

    "I'm thinking we can hire Kevin Hart to do this role."
    "Is he gonna pretend to be a big, tough football player."
    "No he's gonna be like Kevin Hart."
    "He is good at that."
    Lmfao shots fired. xD

    • @brezzendorf
      @brezzendorf 3 года назад +2

      That's like, how his entire career character is

    • @rumanuu
      @rumanuu 3 года назад

      To be fair he was excellent in the 2nd one.

    • @RamonLovesRockandPie
      @RamonLovesRockandPie 3 года назад

      @@rumanuu That's when they decided to have the football player's actor act like Kevin Hart. lol

  • @filmtoppings
    @filmtoppings 4 года назад +24

    "No he'll just act like Kevin Hart."
    That got me

  • @jaysimkhada5545
    @jaysimkhada5545 3 года назад +10

    A shyish girl named Martha
    Batman: Why did you say that name
    It is super easy, barely an inconvenience
    Someone watching screen rant for the first time: why did you say that phrase

  • @anzor.nakayev
    @anzor.nakayev 4 года назад +23

    - Oh! I think I heard some nostalgia in your voice.
    - I did make a nostalgia noise.

  • @nathaniel201
    @nathaniel201 4 года назад +24

    "Oh. My God. This has just...insane implications." -Screenwriter Guy, writing a note for his Black Mirror Season 5 Pitch Meeting

  • @TheSaia93
    @TheSaia93 3 года назад +2

    His comedic delivery is off the charts, amazing work!

  • @RyanDMoore
    @RyanDMoore 4 года назад +6

    Literally found this series today due to their Super Mario Bros. Movie upload, and I've binge watched every single one of these. Unfashionably late, but much better than never. This is the best original film-relative content I've ever seen on the internet alongside Cinemassacre & Jontron. Thank you for your service.

  • @TheStoenk
    @TheStoenk 4 года назад +8

    6:00 that's a really well delivered "what"

  • @daninagy4173
    @daninagy4173 4 года назад +17

    The Producer's reaction after being told the ending is priceless.

  • @duracellbattery3625
    @duracellbattery3625 4 года назад +4

    I always love the “I don’t know” 3:19

  • @Toast908
    @Toast908 4 года назад +12

    me: "creating a video must be hard."
    screen rant: "nope barely an inconvenience."

  • @terrasquad1134
    @terrasquad1134 4 года назад +21

    Nostalgia+Dwayne “the rock” Johnson= 💰💵💶💰

  • @TetrisPimp
    @TetrisPimp 4 года назад +151

    Return to that well quite abit
    "WELL OKAY THEN"
    Good one...

  • @TSURUGl
    @TSURUGl 4 года назад +6

    I can listen to these two all day.....
    Wait you're telling me it's the same guy?
    Woah movie magic

  • @ayahbelli
    @ayahbelli 3 года назад +2

    I fell into the pitch meeting rabbit hole and now i need help

  • @drflaggstaff9008
    @drflaggstaff9008 4 года назад +22

    "Well Martha like allows herself to be killed right and so as she respawns she spawns in the sky and shes falling and Spencer's going up the Jaguar on a motorcycle AND she hands the jewel off to him AND then he puts it in the Jaguar AND they all yell Jumanji AND Van Pelt turns into Rats."
    "I-.. What?"

  • @tolanihumphrey5661
    @tolanihumphrey5661 4 года назад +73

    CHILDS PLAY 2019 PITCH MEETING

  • @marymaceachran2586
    @marymaceachran2586 3 года назад +1

    I admire Ryan’s creativity and sense of humor.

  • @Baccus93
    @Baccus93 4 года назад +3

    These videos just keep getting easier and easier to watch. Barely an inconvenience.

  • @elizabethhiggins3751
    @elizabethhiggins3751 4 года назад +21

    I’d love to see a pitch meeting for the office.

  • @carb0796
    @carb0796 4 года назад +6

    1:18
    Continuity is tight!

  • @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337
    @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337 4 года назад +24

    I'm honestly pretty sure since Jumanji's only constant rule is that it needs to be played, I'm pretty sure it just went
    "Frick it, I'm a video game now, NEW RULES"
    Also I did not know that the main villain was also the hunter from the original Jumanji with the whole name thing, that is awesome

    • @pruray
      @pruray 2 года назад +5

      There is that scene in the beginning, when Alex gets the game, he is like, eh, who plays board games now and tosses it aside and starts playing a video game. And Jumanji, being a magic, maybe sentient game, sees this and at night, merges with the videogame.

  • @kadran3263
    @kadran3263 2 года назад

    I just watched this yesterday and REALLY enjoyed it abject silliness.

  • @MR3DDev
    @MR3DDev 4 года назад +40

    Cant wait for the new Charlie’s angels pitch

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 4 года назад +1

      Not worth it..........
      for the same reason he doesn't do other heavily feminist-dominated films.

    • @MR3DDev
      @MR3DDev 4 года назад +4

      @@davidk7529 He did a pitch for Captain Marvel

  • @makotoyuki7482
    @makotoyuki7482 4 года назад +16

    Stereotypical Pitch Meeting:
    • Producer: “Is it gonna be hard?“
    Script Guy: “Actual it‘s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!“
    • Producer: “How does That work?“
    Script Guy: “I don‘t know!“
    Producer: “Fair enough!“
    • Script Guy: “Get off my back!“
    Producer: “Ok!“

  • @mexicanbatman8157
    @mexicanbatman8157 4 года назад +5

    0:55 why did you say that name

  • @legomaster2538
    @legomaster2538 2 года назад +3

    5:04 I didn’t notice that’s what that sign ment.

  • @voida.r.t.s7032
    @voida.r.t.s7032 4 года назад +19

    😂😂these are so funny and just down right accurate💀

  • @hansmichaelfanunal2545
    @hansmichaelfanunal2545 4 года назад +48

    Can you do a pitch meet in of Jim Carrey’s ace Ventura

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 4 года назад +3

      YES AND NATURE CALLS AND THE MASK

    • @tajicbladeofthelegion5474
      @tajicbladeofthelegion5474 4 года назад +6

      I'm gonna need you to get allllllLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN!!!

    • @hansmichaelfanunal2545
      @hansmichaelfanunal2545 4 года назад +2

      I would love to see how producer Ryan would react to Jim Carrey’s crazy personality

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 4 года назад

      It doesn't make sense to do comedic satire about deliberately nonsensical comedy.

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 4 года назад

      @@hansmichaelfanunal2545 You know what would be reeeeally awesome? Having Jim Carrey suddenly show up as the guy giving the pitch.

  • @kstutz81
    @kstutz81 2 года назад +2

    The way he says “I don’t know” cracks me up every single time 🤣

  • @hank6580
    @hank6580 3 года назад +1

    This is one of my favorite series on RUclips. Also thanks Ryan for correctly pronouncing "Lara"

  • @IBrowneeI
    @IBrowneeI 4 года назад +6

    70's and 80's themed Pitch Meeting on Alien and Aliens, and maybe an actor pitch meeting on Sigourney Weaver.
    _Just gonna keep suggesting that every episode until I see them._

  • @shannonpincombe4563
    @shannonpincombe4563 4 года назад +13

    Love Ryan's work. It's the best thing Screen Rant does.

  • @Dan55888
    @Dan55888 4 года назад +5

    Do how to Train your Dragon.
    "There's this one dragon called a night fury that no one has ever killed or even seen"
    "So it must be hard to shoot it down"
    "Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience"

  • @the_absurd_hero
    @the_absurd_hero 4 года назад

    Excellent work! I really enjoyed this pitch meeting!

  • @starbutterfly284
    @starbutterfly284 4 года назад +4

    I literally just watched this movie, great timing!

  • @NukeMarine
    @NukeMarine 4 года назад +22

    I don't remember hearing the whoops, whoopsies line.

    • @ElderSnake90
      @ElderSnake90 4 года назад +21

      Maybe he forgot to put that in. Whoops!

    • @NukeMarine
      @NukeMarine 4 года назад +18

      @@ElderSnake90 Whoopsie!

    • @Cuzjudd
      @Cuzjudd 4 года назад +3

      @@NukeMarine wow

    • @Kylalovesbabe
      @Kylalovesbabe 4 года назад +5

      Wow wow wow wow

  • @denverbasshead
    @denverbasshead 2 года назад

    The "yea yea yea" are hilarious, especially his face while doing it

  • @heinandwilson
    @heinandwilson 4 года назад +14

    You're a legend! This content is so gold! I am in tears
    "Being a teenage girl is tight"

  • @arnaudyuss12
    @arnaudyuss12 4 года назад +56

    Ruby who?
    Peter Griffin: "Roundhouse!"

  • @digvijay990
    @digvijay990 4 года назад +34

    This series made me more critical thinker, thanks a lot pitch meeting team.

    • @djtae808
      @djtae808 4 года назад

      "I'll do you one better. Why is Gomorrah"

    • @theplushiecrew1486
      @theplushiecrew1486 2 года назад

      @@djtae808 amazing. You somehow could not have spelled “Gamora” more incorrectly.

  • @James0210
    @James0210 4 года назад +3

    0:36 Exactly what Nickelodeon did when they revived School of Rock.

  • @Wally480
    @Wally480 4 года назад +3

    "He's evil and has vague animal powers!"
    😂😂GOLD😂😂

  • @zacharysiple783
    @zacharysiple783 4 года назад +4

    0:47 I thought of The Breakfast Club at that part as well!

  • @Bchfish
    @Bchfish 4 года назад +14

    I see... I click

  • @rokuwhitefox7764
    @rokuwhitefox7764 4 года назад

    I'll never get tired of these Pitch meetings.

  • @MrAbkejoe
    @MrAbkejoe 4 года назад +2

    First: quite humorous. Great writing and reactions. Second: Did anyone else hear that phone ringing in the background throughout or...?

  • @Walter-fc3uq
    @Walter-fc3uq 4 года назад +6

    Script writer: "Penis jokes are very funny"
    CEO: "It was cold"

  • @kikosquirrel4967
    @kikosquirrel4967 4 года назад +12

    Watching The New Jumanji Was Super Easy 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @leinad.s
    @leinad.s 2 года назад +1

    Nothing has ever made me want to see a movie less.

  • @anussukeewijegunarathna4355
    @anussukeewijegunarathna4355 3 года назад +2

    "But i mean do they feel pain?"
    "They do yeah they're constantly saying ouch when they get thrown around and stuff"