Jurassic World Dominion Pitch Meeting
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
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Jurassic World was a massive hit in 2015 and therefore, we’ve gotta a whole lot more dinosaurs over the past few years, with Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom in 2018 and now, Jurassic World Dominion. Now, dinosaurs have spread all over the world, which is cool, but also there are some bugs and a kidnapping. And we’re heading back to a dino reserve park.
Jurassic World Dominion definitely raises a few questions. Like what are the characters names again? Oh yeah! How strong is Owen Grady, and how FAST is Claire Dearing? At what point did Lewis Dodgson transform into Apple CEO Tim Cook? Do plane crashes ever hurt anyone? What about hypothermia? Did Owen just choke out a dinosaur? How is that hand move so confusing to dinosaurs?
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Jurassic World Dominion! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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“It’s just a plane crash, sir! This is an action movie. That’s how planes get to the ground,” had me laughing out loud.
That is probably the best line in a pitch meeting ever.
And it's actually extremely accurate!! 😂
perfection
yeah, i remember suicide squad.
Movie rules: plane crash = no prob, heli crash = no survivors
Producer Guy and Screenwriter Guy were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they never even stopped to think if they should!
honestly they didn't think too hard about what they could either, considering the endless possibilities of an epic adventure on a dinossaur-ridden world that they just discarded
And before they even knew what they had they created it, packed it and now, you’re selling it. Sell it
Indeed, the money talks, and is the main source of inspiration!
@@trinaq 💯💯💯💯
THAT‘S FROM THE FIRST MOVIE!
"She's got a little trick up her sleeve, where she's one of the main characters, so she can do it". Those are actual pitch meetings at this point 😂
Also her t-rex outrunning heels, probably.
Bryce Dallas Howard outrunning a velociraptor is only the 15th most asinine thing in the movie.
She has plot armor in her high heels.
Plot armor is TIGHT.
There are some movies i watch and i can already see ryan talking to director guy
"This is an action movie, that's just how planes get to the ground" is my all time favorite pitch meeting line
Same
🤣🤣🤣
I was really hoping for a Suicide Squad reference, but it was still funny.
Cringe
@@frankthepug9242cringe
“That’s just how planes get to the ground.” That is a superbly well put line! I love writer guy’s incredulous look at the idea that a mere plane crash could hurt an action movie character
We've come a long way since Suicide Squads helicopter crashes being how people get to the ground...
Except in the movie 2012 where planes land safely on a runway during an earthquake with lava coming out of the ground
Oh no hypothermia!
Almost as good as Kong: Skull Island where Kong destroys helicopter after helicopter.
@@priscillajimenez27 anyway...
The whole "evil rich guy trying to take control of the world's food production" thing sounds more like the plot of a Bond movie.
I think Bill Gates is now the largest farm land owner
Or, you know, real life 😅😅
@@dielanschamber8730 Schwab is essentially Dr. No so I guess it can be both.
Literally beat me to it!
You'll never believe what Bill Gates is up to
I like how when the dinosaurs are chasing someone their main weakness is a sharp turn, it just absolutely bewilders them.
I mean, sharp turns weren’t invented until The Usual Suspects came out in 1995 so that checks out.
He knows some maneuvers
Especially for Dinos. Going serpentine (if not second nature) should be in the general ball park.
@@Loremastrful you'd think so, but actually, no
Yep, they can figure out door handles, but not 90 degree turns.
"Ooh giving birth to yourself is TIGHT!" "What? What? What? What?" 🤣🤣
Probably watched every pitch meeting by now and you still have me laughing till tears
Perfectly timed edits are tight!
I can't help wondering how tight things get when a man gives birth to himself...do appendages explode in a welter of gore or is there some metaphysical translocation where the baby just appears in daddy's arms? Also where does the foetus gestate? These things must be known!
Dude, just the mannerisms never get old for me…for some reason lol
@@johnsmith-ky5qg there was a 1994 documentary on the subject featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger, "Junior."
Watching this in the theater I just kept thinking, “I cannot wait for this Pitch Meeting.”
Coolness, it's likely more entertaining than the actual movie!
@@trinaq 💯. Yep
Lol me to
Same here!! 🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
I had the same thought
The "shut up" and continuation of the sentence without a pause is so well executed every time he does it.
TO me that's just as good as the whole repeated but in a new way-"Get off my back" comebacks. Simplicity can be awesome.
It's one of my favorite bits.
Probably my favorite recurring bit. :)
Hey shut up
Seriously love that part 😂
I love the fact that if you watch all three Jurassic World pitch meetings back to back, you get to watch the evolution of the Pitch Meetings series... in a way that vastly outpaces the evolution of the movies themselves.
'Isn't he an ex-navy, dinosaur trainer?'
'Yeah, why?'
'Nevermind'
😂
Didn't realize that was a rating. What was he, a DT1 or DTC?
Seems like the Navy would only deal with sea-based dinos, with the Army having land-based, & Air Force the flying ones. The Marines would get to play with any of them, & sponge their funding off the Navy.
This is just another example of why watching Pitch Meetings in lieu of the actual films is the right call. Comedy gold without subsidizing ongoing nostalgia bait. *chef’s kiss
I look forward to terrible Movies coming out now, simply to have Ryan tear it to shreads in comedic gold.
I've been meaning too see the movie for a few weeks now with family. Now, I still want to see it.
fr films like this are much better lampooned over 8 minutes than actually watched in theaters.
Except these exist because too many people are still willing to watch his stuff
You'd have to pay *me* to watch any of these reboot Jurassic turds
I like how he glanced over the fact that she didn’t outran any normal raptor. Later we see these raptors keeping up with a motorcycle, a motorcycle that is able to jump into a plane right before take-off (so somewhere between 250 and 300 km/h).
At least they were consistent. If she can run this fast, I can get behind outrunning a t-Rex in high-heels. Maybe they should have established earlier that she has super powers.
Who said Dino was the only DNA they were playing with.
Haha this movie series is so illogical… I expected to see Dinos in space in the next instalment!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who knew that Jurassic World was part of the mcu
Oops!
I just saw the film today and when I saw the bad guy I immediately wished that Ryan would refer to him as Tim Cook throughout the pitch meeting. I am so happy it happened. Thank you Ryan!!
You must've struggled with "Super easy, barely an inconvenience" on this one. So many fitting moments.
Rule is: you only get to use it once
“How are we going to convince people he turned to Tim Cook”
“Super easy barely a inconvenience. We just ignore it”
“OOhhhh that seems like something people would need explained. The original actor is around”
“Nononono NO”
There u go I added a extra for you 😂
Actually it was super easy. Barely an inconvenience 👌
Oh man, screw the rule then! This should have been called "Jurassic World: Super Easy Barely An Inconvenience, and he could have unloaded them all.
No seriously tho. That 'hand thing' became ridiculous, well actually after the very first time. But after doing it like every other dinosaur, it stopped feeling like theres any danger or concern, so whats the point of an action movie🤷♀️
Producer guy: "Man, I bet we haven't seen the last of her"
Script guy: "Oh we have".
Now she can come back 3 - 4 movies later as a beloved call-back "character".
Yup, exactly. She'll have her own "Wu" and have expanded her "weaponize the dinosaurs" thing to be a serious threat to...Iunno somebody.
Now she can "come back" 3 - 4 "movies" later as a "beloved" "call back" "character"*
wow wow wow...wow
“That will teach that dinosaur…. to be a dinosaur” hahaha 🤣 got me choking on my morning muffin!
Didn’t… didn’t they advertise this as the last one?
I love how the quick "Hey shut up" line is now being written into every episode with the rest of them.
Genius
Yeah I had to rewind the first time I heard him use it just to be sure😅
That's an old line...lol
I'm kinda sad that it's replacing "Sir, I'm going to need you to get allll the way off my back about that" but it is punchier and gets to the point a lot faster.
@@alwaysabiggafish3305 To this date, that line has only been featured in three videos, all from the last couple of months. So I would not call it old.
I’m like “how did those dinosaurs get to Africa just to herd with a bunch of elephants??” 😂
Black market.
No for real yeah its absurd 50 dinosaurs multiplied to thousands full grown dinos in that time.
life finds a way...
I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back about that
The way he says "and Owen's gonna choke a dinosaur" is pure comedy gold
Even he didn't believe it he wrote it 🤣
Cried laughing.
“It’s been 4 years since about 50 dinosaurs escaped, so now they’re ALL OVER the world”
Thank you 😂😂😂😂
Still refusing to believe that sea reptile whose name I forgot could have made it to the ocean
@@teslaromans1023 especially considering that in the first Jurassic World movie it's in a lake in the center of the island with no access to the ocean.
@@Keira_Blackstone There's a fifty/fifty chance, it either will or it won't!!! Lol!
Now remember in the second one it suddenly had a sea access cuase that stupid sub got in, cone ones remember the shitty plot geez hahah
Well biosyn put out a bunch too but they did a terrible job at showing that
"I bet that's not the last we've seen of them." "No, it is." needs to become another regular feature hahaha
First time ever in a movie that a pro Assassin gets arrested and stays arrested.
This comment needs WAAY more likes!
I already have the t-shirt.
The “choke a dinosaur” part makes me lol every time. Just incredible
“Yeah they gotta stop Tim Cook from making bugs”
I see what you did there. And I appreciate it!
Thanks... I didn't catch that, but it's awesome.
I called him "Tim Apple" throughout the whole film. Also, for anyone wondering, he's not the same actor who played Lewis Dodgson in the first movie, because the original actor is in prison for sexually assaulting a minor.
Its perfectly 666 number
Swear indont understand could u explain please
@@romxxii I wasn’t wondering that, and I could’ve lived without that information.
6:00
I love how this "Hey shut up" is becoming a staple retort nowadays in Pitch Meeting. Having a new consistent retort is tight!
It's brushed over so quickly. 🤣 comedy gold.
"I bet it's going to be difficult to come up with a new catchphrase"
"Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!"
I miss "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back" "oh ok let me get off that thing!"
"Giving birth to yourself is tight" is exactly how I imagine the Ryan-verse exists.
I feel like that might hint at the film "men" being showcased later xD
Such a missed opportunity for a joke.
"It sure is, son."
"What?"
"What?"
*awkward silence*
"Heyshutup so anyway..."
ah yes mitosis the miracle of life
Russian Doll Season 2 would have to agree
Predestination says hi
Your pitch meetings are generally more entertaining than the actual movie. What a world we live in. Thanks for what you do.
I stuck out and finished this awful movie, just so i could at least enjoy the pitch meeting afterwards. and enjoy it i did.
"Iconic Good Guy Character Doctor Henry Wu"
I appreciate how much you can feel Ryan's justified disdain for this one.
In the first two Jurassic World movies they actively portrayed him as a sketchy guy who was actively plotting all the time, and suddenly in this one they just throw some dashes of grey hair, an old man's sweeter and done, instant good guy.
Right, did they expect us to forget all shady shit he did?
Yeah in the first Jurassic world his response to people being killed by his dinosaur was, “That’s unfortunate”. He didn’t care at all about people dying in movies 4 and 5 but now he is suddenly does?
@@danielbernhardt1327 right, dinosaurs killing and eating people that he created doesn’t bat an eye but locusts are where he draws the line?
@@calebray1834 it's actually super easy, barely an inconvenience
I do worry that modern movie producers use this show as a checklist, rather than as a warning.
😞😞😞
How we ended up this low...
@@Talia.777 When there is enough people that thinks it is alright and supports trash with their wallets, why should the companies stop doing it since they are making money.
The people are the ones with the real power, but this power comes from the potential money they can spend, and until people accept responsibility for their part of these bad practices then nothing will change.
@@GenericUserName443 True 😟
They already do, that's the joke.
😅😅😅😅
I love how Screenwriter Guy is still profoundly angry like he was in Goblet of Fire. Having character consistency between Pitch Meetings is TIGHT!
Hahahhaa that one got me laughing
What do you mean character?
Yeah yeah yeah
Hey... Shut up.
wow wowowo wowowow
My main issue with the last two movies.
Fallen Kingdom you would expect it to be all about the island being destroyed, but that part of the story is wrapped up fast.
Dominion sounds like its all about the dinosaurs taking over the world, but you see that a little bit and then it’s straight back to a park/facility
Yeah, they could have had perfectly good movies, but instead wanted to shoehorn the evil organization so bad it ruined the movie
For one simple reason. If they stuck to that premise. It would end with a Downer ending where the Humanity is fucked and the heroes would have to accept their time is up. Or with the complete genocide of the Dinosaurs which would go against the point of these films.
And Colin Trevorrow doesn't have the balls to kill off the new cast or the old one.
This was 1000% accurate! And does anyone else remember when the raptors used to be scary?
Back when they were animal smart and not conveniently human brilliant or spectacularly stupid as the plot demands.
Alan!
@@Panurus_biarmicus Best response in this whole comment section
Now they look like brainless rubber chickens
1993.
The new "Hey shut up" made me laugh a lot, but then I realized it's probably going to replace the good old "I'm going to need you to get all the way off of my back about that" and "Okay, let me get off of that thing."
Please Ryan, don't do that, they can coexist! Like humans, dinosaurs and locusts!
Lol I was thinking the same thing. I'm going to have to go back and re-watch some old episodes though, I think that might be my favorite "doing ____ is tight" moment, had to pause I was laughing so hard
@@logicfirst1041 Rewatching old episodes of Pitch Meeting is tight!
Yeah that hey shut up was brilliantly executed and caught me off guard!
Good news,they both co exist like the humans and Dino’s somehow
I've heard both on the sane video. I think Hey shut up is much funnier though.
I was thinking the same thing about the "hand thing."
I barely bought into that nonsense when it was used on "trained" raptors. But suddenly it's now just a Jedi Dino-mind Trick.
Plus, it's totally ripped from "How to Train your Dragon."
@@t.estable3856 which was ripped from Crocodile Dundee and countless other movies
@@KenworthW900HG I've never seen Crocodile Dundee. I guess it's just a common animal training trope in movies.
@Forgotten Hope jedino mind trick.
They never did that on other Dinos though
I literally sat in the movie and thought to myself this guy looks like Tim Cook at the Apple Headquarters filled with Dinosaurs. I’m so glad he brought this up lol 😂
amazing how claire outran the velociraptor and the same velociraptor was able to keep up with a car seconds later, very impressive of claire gotta say
A car got wheels, but Claire got HEELS.
The car wasn't the main character now, was it?
Plot twist Claire is actually genetically modified, next movie she will be able to hide from infra red cameras.
Atrociraptor but yeah.
@@hassathunter2464 oh clarie's thighs and butt are tight!!!
The series of back and forth "What?"'s was what made me laugh out loud. Incredible that Ryan can still make these at such a high quality after all this time. You are awesome.
Was I alone in expecting a baby with Ryan's face to do the final "what?"
So true. This guy never disappoints. Rather watch ten of these in a row than ANY movie that’s come out in the past few years. Last good movie was Joker IMO.
@@TCallier I can't speak on Joker, but Pitch Meetings is how I gain my movie pop culture relevance nowadays.
Love it when Blue cornered Owen, winked, and said “It’s morbin time” before eating his face
That's gonna be the new "did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day" isn't it? XD
6:19
"So then iconic good-guy character Dr. Henry Wu..."
Best part
"He was briefly in the original movie, ever so briefly!" Bringing in minor Characters to cash in on the original movie is tight!
Agreed.
I still can't believe they made Dr. Wu a criminal mastermind.
They have same surname, but different given names. so they are probably relatives, not same guy.
@@davidjacobs8558 no its deffo the same guy, lewis dodgson
@@kingsleycy3450 imo I don't see Wu a criminal mastermind and more along the lines of he was being manipulated, threatened and taken advantage of seeing as at the time he was one of the only people who were able to successfully resurrect the dinosaurs when nobody else could. It was his ego, ambition and his desire to create a perfect organism that got him in all of the situations he found himself in.
I love how in this movie the world looks at dinosaurs (a host of invasive species) and just decides that it's ok to let them invade everywhere!
I’ve ranted on like eight other videos about this exact point!!!
How did the big dinos survive gun obsessed America?
@@Esand001 Yup. My son and I discussed the same thing. A sanctuary? Sure. But there's no way we wouldn't seek out to capture or kill every single dinosaur that's just roaming around freely. There would be the constant threat of being eaten on your way to work.
@@dalekrenegade2596 by not going to schools 💀
Also, why is there a "black market" for dinosaurs, when dinosaurs have overrun the Earth? The whole point of a "black market" is to buy and sell things that are RARE and hard-to-get. This is like having a black market for pigeons.
“Giving birth to yourself is tight!” I died!! Especially the longer string of “what”s afterwards
consider the implication lol. is the producer guy the OG one or the writer?
Now presenting Alex Garland's "Men," in theaters now.
Iykyk
I lost it at that 😂😂😂
@@scatmanskabadop Im too stupid for this movie.
@@mishakac1283 I wouldn't say that. While I think "Men" is a good, extremely well-crafted film, it's also just an incredibly difficult and uncomfortable movie to watch and there's no shame in going "well that was definitely an experience" and moving on. I wouldn't even go so far as to say I liked or enjoyed it, but I also don't think it's bad by any stretch of the imagination, and I wouldn't say anyone who does dislike it or has more questions about it is stupid.
My mind just immediately went to "Men" when I heard the joke quoted above.
"Owen And Clare, who both have names and that's what they are" 😂 I still forgot their names after it played 😂😂😂
I literally did not remember "that Maisie girl from the last movie" and was like "wait, who's this?" when she showed up. I watched the last movie in the cinema, too. That's how memorable these characters are. With Dodgson I also went "huh, just like that guy from the original" but I never suspected it might actually be the same guy because that would be too ridiculous...
“I watched the last movie in the cinema too. That’s how memorable these characters are.”
Bitch Fallen Kingdom released FOUR FUCKING YEARS AGO, that’s why you forgot lmao.
I had no idea until now
I didn't remember Dodgson but I could tell the movie was making a point of saying his name a lot like they wanted to be clear I should remember.
I had to go rewatch the previous JW pitch meeting because I had no recollection of who Maisie was lol
I remembered the girl from the last movie simply cause she was the one that let the dinosaurs go free but I never noticed Dodgson was the guy from the original movie. Now that I know I like that twist.
"That'll teach him for...being a dinosaur." (Honestly, the climax of the movie is two big dinosaurs killing another big dinosaur while the main characters just walk off with disinterest and we're supposed to...admire the effects?)
Spot on as ever, sir!
That sequence felt sooooo pointless and contrived. Somehow the only plan for emergency was to gather all the animals in the main compound ? Not even a dedicated Dino place ? And the dinosaur battle had literally nothing to do with the main story unlike the first…
@@teslaromans1023 oh making dinosaurs into horror film types of monsters instead of the humans who are clearly the monsters in this film is tight !!!!!
"A big dinosaur is going to eat all the main characters but then a different dinosaur shows up and fights it" is about 80% of all JP endingss.
That was one of the highlights of the movie though, after so much bs it was nice to see them do something right
@@stonetic2515 Though the difference in this ending was that the dinosaurs didn't even care about the main characters. They had beef with each other and the main cast just happened to be there but were ignored anyways. They were seriously only getting themselves in harm's way by not just running AWAY from the fighting dinos.
6:00 is my favorite newer Pitch Meeting line 🤣
he has said that so many times my dude
hey shut up
Hahaha it was the best part
lol same!
@@lawrenceviolette1715 in recent pitch meetings, yes. But before a year ago, no.
Owen choking the dinosaur and Screenwriter calling him out had me 😂💀🤣
ah Pitch Meeting, the time where I don't need to watch a bad movie and let Ryan explain it to me in less than 20 minutes and have it be both entertaining and hilarious
And accurate.
Exactly.
Entertaining movie, but yes, the plot is is bad as it's being described here.
That's the move haha
Too many times, the Pitch Meeting is better written and more entertaining than the film he is pitching.
Wow. I did not think the Clone girl subplot could get dumber, but holy cow, they doubled-down on the stupidity. So glad I didn't go see this and instead waited for Ryan and Ryan to tell me all about it.
are you insinuating that there's two Ryans ? can't you see these are two different ppl ? 🙄
Honestly, her reveal about her true origin was the one of the better parts of the movie. Take that for what you will. As a Canadian, the cardinal sin was dinosaurs covered in snow (ectotherms do NOT live in cold climates) and snow that doesn't get footprints when you walk on it. I'm sure more subtropical/tropical locations won't be bothered by this as much though.
@@MrBrock314 It's established in original Jurassic Park that dinosaurs were warm blooded. Also watch Prehistoric Planet for the most scientifically accurate portraits of dinosaurs to date, including living in cold environments.
@@ExtremeMadnessX Exactly what I was going to say lol, dinosaurs are not ectotherms and are actually mesotherms, which are just animals that can regulate their own body heat but cant do it to the same degree mammals and modern, non-avian dinosaurs can. There are many dinosaurs that lived in cold climates in the past including yutyrannus, pachyrhinosaurins and leaellynasaura.
Maisie and Omega from Bad Batch would get along fine.
You forgot to mention that ejecting Claire from the plane to save Maisie first was pointless bc she didn't find her first and instead had Owen and Kayla take a detour to rescue her, only to find out Maisie was already rescued by Alan and Ellie. If all 3 of them had just crashed and their main character powers helped them all survive, they could've actually been of help inside the facility. The only thing this pointless part did was introduce wolverine-claw dino. Who by the way is apparently vegan but kills deers for fun.
It’s also the world’s slowest and least interested stalker.
Abe Vigoda now could have caught her.
It did kinda remind of a rhino, with how it looked like it has bad eye-sight (with its white eyes) , has big weapon to fend off predators and is quite aggressive.
@@nkkenlken3220 While in Ark they are super aggressive and good getting fiber and berries lol
I sense a dislike for the therizinosaurus, it was the best part of the movie. No cap.
@@GreenEyez206 I found out the hard way that they are aggressive, and it killed most of my dinosaurs(and me).
I also like the moment in the black market where:
Spoiler
.. the first person Claire asks if they saw her daughter, it's the one person who actually did😂 What are the odds that in all of Malta, the first person you ask saw her.
And they’re immediately best friends to where mere hours later she’ll give Claire her only parachute and accept death just cause they’re both American.
Then that person leaves her entire live and takes off with you in her own plane to a distant, unknown location, knowing she may not be able to return, all just because "she felt bad for lying to you, a complete stranger, when you asked her if she had ever seen that girl" 🤣👍🏼 BELIEVABLE
I also like the part where the bad guy is getting both his arms eaten by different kinds of dinosaurs and Grady still asks him a question about his daughter and he actually gives a helpful answer before a bigger dinosaur eats him😁
Also, maybe I was watching my phone, but how the hell Owen knew where to go with the bike, and find Claire and the plane??? That was luck! 🤣
"Does he see any repercussions for all the terrible things he's done?"
"No sir"
Wow, just like real life!
@@patrickkearney8774 no
@@drhexagonapus ummm…yes! When you send money to fund a bio lab in China secretly and they unleash a plague onto the world…I would say he’s to blame..not to mention he was cruelly experimenting on dogs as well. And the fact he lied under oath. So yeah the fool should be in jail. But unfortunately only us peasants have to abide the laws. These ass holes don’t
Those kind of superpowers are only reserved for politicians.
Whoa. Too real, bra.
@@reignman30 And scientists; you can kill people in the most horrific ways but as long as you give the US government your data and say 'better dead than red' 5 times really fast then it's okay.
At least that's how it worked for the nazis and the IJA.
"If a big plane crash didn't hurt them do you think some cold water would?"
That IS a good point
the beauty of hollywood is that could also very well be the opposite - plane crash harmless, cold water deadliest thing known to man. Plot armor can be revoked at any time...
The fact this video came out quickly should tell you how easy it was to critique the movie
It was super easy, barely an inconvenience
Easily critiquing movies is tight.
@Pepsi94
The movie was released on June 1st in several countries around the world.
I'm not saying Ryan watched an online copy, but he could have.
@@Boeing-777-X Stop Dry Snitching.
"Don't move, they can't see you if you don't move"
10 seconds later: every one of them strolls to to the back of the car and the dinosaur doesn't notice
"This is an action movie, that's how planes get to the ground..."
Writer guy knows his stuff pretty well.
This Pitch Meeting guy has been watching too many dodgy RUclips Hacks vids 😆
Also helicopters in anything related to the Resident Evil franchise.
@@eljefeamericano4308 It is as the writer guy said, that's how aerial vehicles of any kind work in action movies... who are we to argue?
Personally, this is one of Ryan's best Pitch Meetings, just straight fire from the jump all the way to the end.
*Sir this is an action movie, crashing the plane is how they get to the ground in these movies*. And him calling the villain Tim Cook the entire video.. perfection 👌😂
"He survived being inches away from lava in the last movie. What's a tiny plane crash gonna do?"
🤣
I forgot what Tim Cook looked like and thought for a moment that maybe he actually played a part in the movie
I also was like, why Tim Cook in the Movie? Is this a new marketing strategy? :-)
The most convenient thing to me, was the locusts surviving the fire, and being able to fly (the wings would be instantly incinerated for sure) for quite some time to spread the fire. Surprised this didn't come up in the video.
I’m surprised a lot of things didn’t come up, but Ryan could’ve easily made this a 20-minute video if he had to dismantle EVERY stupid scenario in this movie
They were genetically modified locusts, so I'm willing to forgive this to an extent, but it seems that the guy who was burning them didn't care enough to make sure they couldn't escape, since they did so almost immediately after he left. That's too far, especially since he should have known about their ability to cause a forest fire.
@@ptolemyhenson6838 I guess they forgot to mention it was a mix of prehistoric locust and asbestos DNA...
@@thiagota LOL!!!
@@thiagota asbestos DNA 😄
5:55 The swift and quiet, "Hey, shut up!" is becoming one of my favorites. 🤣
It's very welcome.
We need a video of that Stewie Griffin Can't be the only one.
Spoiler
Was coming to say exactly this but you beat me too it 🤣
I like it too, but I miss the good old "I'm going to need you to get all the way off of my back about that" and "Okay, let me get off of that thing."
I feel like that 7 min 11 seconds saved almost 3 hours of my life. Thanks producer and screenwriter guy.
This pitch meetings channel is one of the greatest ideas ever. I can watch Ryan George do his movie content without having to subscribe to screenrant and subject myself to the worst movie takes of all time
Don't forget the incessant "lists". Ugh
“That’ll teach that dinosaur to…be a dinosaur!”
“You got him, sir!”
I like how raptors are as fast as cars, and also have the endurance to chase them from a city all the way to the coast. So fun.
Unless they're chasing a main character on foot, then they can hardly keep up.
To be fair, Malta is so tiny, that actually isn't far
They were genetically modified military hybrid raptors so that’s pretty plausible to me plus chasing their target literally becomes their sole focus.
@@hollybock8463 “genetically modified military hybrid raptors” you typed that and you were cool with it 😂
It actually has a line were Malcom says "Jurassic World?! Not a fan... Mhm!". That's probably what his memoirs will say too!
I loved the fact that he brought up Owen lassoing and wrestling the 8000lb Dino in the first 10 minutes of the movie.
For real. His wrists should have snapped like twigs when trying to hold down the Para
Agreed. We humans are severely overestimating our strength.
@@patrickkearney8774 You can tell they are just in a pool with heated water with how they got out of that "ice"
my friend and me walked out of the cinema right at that moment. we knew it's gonna be stupid but we were not prepared for that level of stupendous stupidity
I don't know why, but the 2 things that stood out the most to me in this movie were the Claire outruns a velociraptor and Owen plunges into a frozen lake and emerges without so much as a shiver. I know there are plenty of other moments, but for some reason those really stood out to me. The outrunning a velociraptor thing was compounded by then having a vehicle chase where the raptors could keep up with the vehicles...
I hated the scene in the earlier ones where the girl does a gymnastics move and drop kicks a raptor away 🙄.
A scissor kick didnt even budge 60+ yr Arnold, but this 80 lb girl drop kicked a several hundred pound raptor away. So damn stupid.
It's absolutely wonderful that just a few seconds before that happens, they are _shivering_ - that is, already quickly dropping in core body temperature. And then he gets dropped into an icy lake, and... that magically cured both of their encroaching hypothermia, it seems. I mean, regular ice water diving does help with resistance to cold, but I had no idea it just gave you an instant +1000% buff to frost resistance :D
@@av5989 Still much more plausible then most of this movie. The raptor could have been standing in an unbalanced way, in which case knocking the raptor over isn't about power vs power. Martial arts is all about taking stronger bigger enemies down using speed, taking advantage of the weaknesses of the body and briging people out of balance. A raptor could have gotten out of balance and be knocked back because of that, rather then the force. She also created some momentum which made the force of her kick stronger then her actual physical strenght would allow. Overal probably the most popcorn moment of the second movie, but not 100% outside of the realm of possibilities. Unlike 90% of what happens in this movie.
The unbelievable scene for me was when Owen was running to the helicopter from the dinosaurs. Of course he made it just in time lol
Couldn't agree more. Stupid but needed in generic hollywood movie. Because Claire now is a parkour proffesional.
Weird thing is, my mom predicted this movie over 20 years ago. We saw a giant locust in Turkiye and she yelled "Like in Jurassic Park!" ...
well, here we are.
Was your mom one of the screenwriters for this movie?
@@MIrfanPerdana Probably not, but maybe one of them was in the bus with us where that beast flew around ;);
One may expect fatigue to set in after seeing a few dozen same-format posts; but I find the premise so thrillingly creative (even to the every-post repeats) that it - and you - keep me enthralled.
Man, Jurassic Park was such a great movie. It's a shame they never made any sequels at all!
Welcome to Lake Laogai. There are no Jurassic Park sequels.
Yeah, just like that Highlander movie. Truly, there could be only one!
Yeah it is so disappointing they never made anything. I also always wanted Star Wars 7-9 and Predator 3.
Let's be honest though. There is no way to make a sequel to Terminator 2 it is just too perfect.
Same with Game of Thrones. Was a shame we never got to see what happened after Dany sailed to Westeros.
I fues The Lost World (1997) is just adaptation of A.C. Doyle classics set in modern days (with some references to JP)
Producer Guy: "Oh, giving birth to yourself is TIGHT!"
Screenwriter Guy: "What??"
Producer Guy: "What?"
Screenwriter Guy: "What?"
Producer Guy: "What?"
LOL!!!
the loreeee
Predestination?
People who’ve seen “Men” 😶
that would explain why everyone is identical....
yes, i know they are clones
I almost spit at my monitor trying to contain my laughter. 😂
One of the good things about Pitch Meetings is that I've now avoided watching a terrible movie whilst still being satisfied in terms of knowing what happens in said movie.
Yep sounds super easy, barely an inconvenience!
It's sad, I basically wait for a new movie to come out, catch the Drinker ripping it to shreds, Ryan making fun of it, and Chris Stuckmann kissing executive ass to praise bad movies (or pretend like he can't understand controversy) so he can fulfill his dream of becoming a mainstream director.
I think I've only actually watched a grand total of 4 new films in the past few years, and haven't been to a theater since Stuckmann praised that dumpster fire The Force Awakens.
I used to love movies, but if rather watch these 3 at 2x speed and save hours of my life.
@@CLove511 The new Top Gun was good at least.
@@CLove511 so it's not just me? Apart from 4 directors who still can deliver, I completely lost interest in movies.
Oh, watching movies without actually watching the movie is tight!
Love the brief change of friendliness to hostility at start ♥️
“Well cut it out!!!!” Okay I’m sorry 😢 I FORGIVE YOU SIRRRR 🤣🤣
Relying on nostalgia is super easy barely an inconvenience
It worked on me.
WOW
Absolutely gold comment
@@chasehedges6775 yea yea yea!!!
The start scene where Pratt herds a dinosaur with his horse and a rope was just insanly ridiculous.
yip.. That's when I knew I was lucky to have not paid any money to see it.
Exactly, i knew i lost the movie at there...
I lost it when the baby raptor started behaving like an excited puppy initially. C’mon guys!! It’s supposed to be a raptor 😂
They couldve at least added SOMEthing in it... tranq the bastard enough to make it compliant?
@@smsmuller Dinosaur roofies! (Ding)
I didn't realize going into this movie so much screen time would be not only focused on locusts, but locusts that are on fire.
Thank you for this pitch meeting. You always verbalize all my frustrations and make it a little more bearable.
I immediately thought of Austin Powers and Dr Evils sharks with freaking lasers attached to their head.
Or bears with bees in their mouth from The Simpsons.
Like upping the ante in a totally ridiculously exaggerated way.
I think if they condensed 100% of the locust screentime to them when they're set on fire and afterwards, it would have been better... and cheaper. Still a really fun movie to see.
@@encycl07pedia- they’re in like 2 scenes before they’re on fire, and both are necessary
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 That's not accurate. They're scaring kids in the USA and all over the lab shots in Biosyn as well as when Sattler sees the "wild" specimen. We never needed to see them in a lab before the fire scene and honestly didn't need to see them destroying crops. They could have covered it with the CIA or FBI map scene.
This movie: *Opens with a farfetched plot where a couple dozen dinosaurs have spread across the earth so much that the title is called Dominion*
Also this movie: *Focuses on locusts instead of the dinosaurs*
‘Giving birth to yourself is tight!’
Suddenly the Ryanverse makes so much more sense, and it’s way too scary to comprehend
Underrated comment!
I'm literally sitting at the movies waiting for Jurassic World to start playing. Watching this video as soon as I get out !!! 😂
Coolness, this should give you a quick summary of the plot, in only seven minutes!
Lol, imagine wanting to watch that movie.
Sorry for your loss
I wish u the best for staying awake 😔
Lol!! I watched it like 12 hours ago
I genuinely cant believe they thought people would want to see this Locust story line in a Jurassic Park/World movie 😂
Well the film is successful at the box office so it didn't affect nothing.
Also the locusts plot kinda ties into the first book where Dodgson tested modified rabies on unsuspecting farmers in Chile.
gonna be honest, I didn't hate it
@@jonahhumfleet472 in my opinion, it was not needed, I come from dinosaurs but you give me big cockroach instead, how is that fair?
@@jonahhumfleet472 Honestly, I think people are focusing on the wrong thing when pointing out how bad this movie was.
@@Ledecral The locusts are bad, but there are other also bad parts.
4:57 lol something about the delivery of
“The locusts HE created?”
“He’s a good guy.”
“He is, yeah.”
is just so good. 😂
Always watched Pitch Meetings and avoided Screen Rants. Congrats on the new channel. Ryan's humor is just so *chef's kiss*.
We all thought Screen Rant was good until Pitch Meeting came along.
“We’re running out of iconic characters to milk dry”, not an exact quote but the point of the joke so relevant and succinct. Plus I giggled so thanks for that.
I agree, but one still stands the test of time... Tom Cruise!
theres one franchise that comes to mind that surpringly is still untouched..
@@80s90sOriginal I'm curious, what would that be?
@@Frostgiantbutsmall back to the future
Saving money by dodging the movie in theaters thanks to Pitch Meetings is tight!
Yeah yeah yeah 😁
Wow wow wow! Wow!
Super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@@Jimmy_Jones 💯
@@chasehedges6775 Hey shut up (the new one)
The best part is is that I LEGITIMATELY did forget what their names were so I'm glad I wasn't the only one lol.
Ryan is somehow getting funnier and sharper with the writing of these after doing 100s of them - this was amazing.
i believe at his point he he has the script in his mind as he watches the movies
It probably helps that movies are progressively worse and more derivative which makes Ryan's job easier hahaha
"I don't know the characters names."
"No one does!"
So true! xD
Awesome work.
When Ryan said that, my first reaction was "Nah, I DO know their names!" Then I thought about it a few seconds and realized I could only remember the actors' names, not their characters' names. Whoopsie!
@@jarink1 Forgetting fictional characters names is tight!
Watching a pitch meeting without watching the actual movie is TIGHT!
Edit : Thank you all for 1k likes and all these awesome replies. I truly appreciate it!
I personally credit Ryan with saving me from watching dozens of awful movies!
Oh yeah it is
YES SIR INDEED
@@niall2236 agreed... But watching horrible movies after watching pitch meeting video of that movie increases the entertainment factor. Try it, I think you’ll enjoy some movies.
I was really hesitant about going to see this one, I don't think the Pitch Meeting helped. Although the last movie I watched was Maverick, and that is brilliant
Edit: 49 seconds and I get a like wtf is happening
I hated Maisie so much in this and wanted her to not be alive anymore. She kept doing things without thinking and receiving no consequences for her actions which is especially maddening since it's her fault that all the dinosaurs escaped in the first place.
I like how Ryan is actually power scaling action movie characters now. Like, "Of course Owen survived falling through the ice. He scales off of that plane crash feat."
I feel like the word scaling has developed a new meaning I don't understand. Not being sarcastic--I've seen it a couple times in the last few days have have not had a clue.
@@kjohns99 It mean if the character goes to a jim and lifts 200 pounds, then they scale to that. So now the movie can't show us a 100 pound wait being an issue because we have seen him lift 200. There is a lot of guess work but we could estimate the amount of force Owen gets hit with in the plane crash, then say since he survived that nothing of less force can kill him. Then we compare with another character and see they don't have anything that hits harder then that plane crash, so Owen beats them in a fight. That's all there is to it.
@@viperstriker4728 That makes sense. Thank you, RUclips stranger!
@@viperstriker4728 You made me realize how much I appreciate the consistency in the Die Hard film's.
Every installment, John would just get stronger, tougher, to the point, where by Live Free he was basically Steve Rogers.
And you can tell, the director just had so much fun with the character.
@@viperstriker4728 *weight
I couldn't wait for the pitch meeting as I watched this crazy movie. Ryan has delivered! Also, the number of times the characters went "WHAT?" and "RUN!" was incredible.
@ind0ctr1n3 Why bother, right?
Unfortunately I went to see the movie, and all I could think about was Pitch Meeting throughout while watching.
@ind0ctr1n3 I mean you can minimize any story like that. "Good guys win," or (less common) "Bad guys win."
The journey is as important as the destination. There were different characters, different motivations, different settings. Was it the greatest movie of all time? No. Was it fun to watch people running away from dinosaurs we had never seen before? Yes. I have no idea why when someone sees the Jurassic Park/World logo they expect anything different. I mean they added giant locusts to this one and got blasted for it, even though it led to some great visuals.
It's a good movie that mostly does what it set out to do: entertain people with humans and dinosaurs getting in dangerous situations together.
@ind0ctr1n3 You must be fun at parties.
@@ronyorobio7096 if we don’t go see at least some movies, they will stop making them and then Ryan won’t have any pitch meetings to make and the world will descend into darkness and chaos.
1:11 "Yeah, so Owen and Claire, who both have names and that's what they are, blah blah blah..."
I feel like this level of character development has become the absolute ceiling in contemporary cinema.
Main character out runs dino for about 10 minutes on foot and then 2 scenes later another main character can't outrun the same dino on a motorcycle, which then catches a plane taking off.
The energy in this one seems to be a step above the previous videos. Also, a higher volume of understated-but-chuckle-worthy lines. Congrats on continuing to improve your process!
I think there's "This is a popular thing and I'm going to make a sketch about it" and then there's "The absurdity of the thing that I just watched has so thoroughly disappointed me that I am giving this everything I have." This and Old fall into the latter category and are so much better for it.
2:40 "So, just as she's getting arrested she points the laser at the good guys"
"Oh Man! I bet we haven't seen the last of her"
"No we have"
IDK why but this made me crack up so hard 😂😂😂😂😂
I liked her “YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO USE THOSE ON PEOPLE!” line after being tasered, wtf 😆
@@Miners666 Oh man saying you're not supposed to use this on people then being tasered is tight.
@@Miners666 But that's my third favorite way to use tasers!
I just laughed because if she had just used a gun instead of laser guided raptors all the main characters would have been dead and the movie would have been over.
For the love of god Jurassic World writers! Give up on the stupid militarized dinosaurs thing! It's really dumb and every time you try to do it you just further expose how dumb it is.
@@williamcronshaw5262 The NoGunz nonsense is a staple of the series
Ryan taking the time to wish us a nice day for no reason at all is so wholesome and just another reason I love this dude. Please keep being wonderful, Ryan.
Keep on being consistently funny and witty, Mr. George! 😁
I did appreciate that, don't really get that in real life haha
It's insane how spot on these are 😂
TY! someone finally says it.....instead of the locust (which in itself is an issue) he brings up how there are so many dinosaurs in the world when like literally...less than 50 escaped. LIKE HOW?!
Indeed, even assuming most of them somehow wouldn't get hunted down and captured or killed in short order, and they somehow got right to reproducing, it would still take quite a few more years for populations to spread like that.
Life...finds a way.
Seriously though, Jurassic is starting to resemble Fast and Furious, your suspension of disbelief needs to be at 1000.
Okay, so apparently it is explained that people had been secretly smuggling in dinosaurs for years before even the events of the previous movie, as well as making new ones in different parts of the world. Sort of makes the conflict in the previous movie less meaningful though, and focusing on the spread of the dinosaurs and conflicts arising from it still sounds like a more interesting plot.
It only took 4 years of black market breeding to take over the world… wow impressive.
Better question, why in the fuck are there NEW dinosaurs??? Don't gimme the life finds a way BS.
It made sense in JP3 cuz Ingen was running experiments on Isla Sorna.
1:22 "She's directly responsible for the chaos." Idk why this was so funny to me, but his delivery is amazing
I am amazed how you consistently play these characters, they are still amusing, and the editing convincingly makes it look like they're talking to each other.
What do you mean "play these characters"? What?!
He probably shoots both sides of the conversation in full with someone else reading the other side
they are 2 different persons, what are u talking about?
These pitch meeting videos are just so satisfying! Love the catchphrases and the delivery. Top notch!