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  • Опубликовано: 17 авг 2022
  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Day Shift!
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    Netflix is great at grabbing big stars and putting them in movies. Are those movies good? Um… sometimes! Their latest star-studded film is “The Day Shift” - a vampire hunting movie starring Jamie Foxx, James Franco and Snoop Dogg. One thing is for sure… this is one of the movies of all time.
    Day Shift does raise some questions. Like why are we spending so much time on worldbuilding stuff that never comes up again? Who is buying all these fangs and why? How many peepee poopoo jokes are in this thing? Is the bad guy trying to take over the housing market AND bring back the rule of vampires? How did Snoop survive?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Day Shift! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @michaelperkola391
    @michaelperkola391 Год назад +7551

    Ryan should be a screenwriter coach at this point. He's taught me so much about writing by tearing down shoddy work.

    • @shahanahsan05
      @shahanahsan05 Год назад +130

      screenwriter guy is proud of u

    • @sparetot
      @sparetot Год назад +198

      Problem is producer guy wouldn’t like good writing

    • @GeneDarrTV
      @GeneDarrTV Год назад +133

      Agreed, I definitely notice a lot more inconsistencies and nonsense in movies/shows thanks to him.

    • @mustavogaia2655
      @mustavogaia2655 Год назад +131

      There shoulld be an app, just like those which check for code bugs, that flags every time Ryan could make a joke.
      The writer uploads the screenplay on the app and the writer gets a log: "this script contais 4 "please. get all the way of my back" and 5 "supereasy. barely an inconvenience" instance."

    • @amdrewgamer
      @amdrewgamer Год назад +23

      its like this youtube channel i cant remember that teaches writing by teaching how not to write and giving bad writing advice so you know what not to do

  • @caioometto8198
    @caioometto8198 Год назад +2219

    Ryan describing NFTs
    "And these fangs are valuable because..."
    "Of how much money they're worth"
    "That makes sense"

    • @Dadofer1970
      @Dadofer1970 Год назад +164

      NFTs - Necro Fang Trades

    • @1monki
      @1monki Год назад +84

      @@Dadofer1970 Wow
      Wow
      Wow
      Wow

    • @alsinoi
      @alsinoi Год назад +134

      Non Fangible Toothkens

    • @edwardjohnson6744
      @edwardjohnson6744 Год назад +47

      Hey! That's how DOLLARS work too!

    • @rumblefish7537
      @rumblefish7537 Год назад +37

      "Can't relate 'cause of how rich I am" ☺️

  • @colderratic5681
    @colderratic5681 Год назад +4003

    You know a movie’s great when the first time you’ve ever heard of it is from Pitch Meeting.

    • @jxchamb
      @jxchamb Год назад +17

      Lol! So true.

    • @steprockmedia
      @steprockmedia Год назад +97

      Yeah, me too.
      Hey RUclips!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is an example of a real human comment. The others are what we call spam or bots. Might wanna look into it.

    • @fitnessealliance
      @fitnessealliance Год назад +4

      Go away

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 Год назад +24

      So it wasn't just me, then.

    • @LostLandsLife
      @LostLandsLife Год назад +12

      I just finished it myself, ots honestly pretty good. Silly, but lot of action and pretty funny.

  • @Brildagoat
    @Brildagoat Год назад +90

    “You fucking lied to me” killed me😂😂😂

  • @tylerderrico5182
    @tylerderrico5182 Год назад +543

    The "hey shut up" gets me every time 😂

  • @jamesrimes2870
    @jamesrimes2870 Год назад +1928

    I like how 90% pitch meeting is basically a more entertaining, time efficient version of a movie

    • @palasta
      @palasta Год назад +7

      90%? Mh...

    • @Cassandra_Johnson
      @Cassandra_Johnson Год назад +19

      @@palasta He did miss that Snoop was in here.

    • @boradis
      @boradis Год назад +26

      It's like speed-running bad films.

    • @brian5771
      @brian5771 Год назад +1

      Channels like this are meant to be entertaining. What's new there? Lol

    • @voydnaught1397
      @voydnaught1397 Год назад +6

      Definitely gave me better value than actually watching some of those absolute clangers.

  • @thatonegirlelaine
    @thatonegirlelaine Год назад +657

    "What about poo poo?"
    "No poo poo , just pee pee."
    That whole exchange has me laughing until I pee peed.

    • @UltromanTheTacoman
      @UltromanTheTacoman Год назад +55

      No poo poo?

    • @linken0879
      @linken0879 Год назад +30

      @@UltromanTheTacoman little disappointment that they didn’t answer. This is vital information

    • @Joeylikeswakkie
      @Joeylikeswakkie Год назад

      @@linken0879 he poo pood then die died

    • @1516Spinola6040
      @1516Spinola6040 Год назад +11

      No poo poo, just pee pee.

    • @newt2120
      @newt2120 Год назад

      was that in the movie?

  • @bartlett247
    @bartlett247 Год назад +95

    I just watched this last night and the scene where the neighbor apologizes for tricking him made me think I had blacked out and missed something between them after the laundry scene.

  • @nuffsaidny
    @nuffsaidny Год назад +3171

    The hierarchy of the different types of vampires was a way more interesting premise than the actual plot of the movie. Wish they dived more into that.

    • @salmankhan2739
      @salmankhan2739 Год назад +109

      I think they might explore that in a sequel if its made since they set up a character named El Jefe known to be the oldest living vampire but it wasn't the villain of this film.

    • @timberry4709
      @timberry4709 Год назад +112

      "I wish you'd get ALLLL the way off my back about that!"

    • @THESLICKNESSEDM
      @THESLICKNESSEDM Год назад +27

      It's gonna be a trilogy it's a setup for the future

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 Год назад +52

      Isn't that what Vampire: The Masquerade is about?

    • @dylanf3108
      @dylanf3108 Год назад +7

      Me too. I thought that was cool stuff.

  • @AIVILO_444
    @AIVILO_444 Год назад +568

    The “You f**king lied to me” part absolutely killed me 😭

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 Год назад

      Did you copy me?

    • @AIVILO_444
      @AIVILO_444 Год назад +5

      @@coolnerdlll6053 Oh I didn’t see your comment! I’m so sorry, I can change it if you want

    • @Kenneth_A_H
      @Kenneth_A_H Год назад +8

      @@AIVILO_444 nah, they're obviously not REALLY one of the cool nerds if they're acting like that

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 Год назад

      @@Kenneth_A_H I was just curious.

    • @davidmckesey7119
      @davidmckesey7119 Год назад

      Yes exactly lol

  • @Colinkrauss1
    @Colinkrauss1 8 месяцев назад +17

    “And these fangs are valuable because…?”
    “…of how much money they’re worth.”
    Great writing 😂

    • @adrianfanger1620
      @adrianfanger1620 Месяц назад

      El Jeffer probably buys them all and implants them everywhere on his body

  • @ndepke
    @ndepke Год назад +42

    I have been going through your catalog ever since i found you last week. And i have to say. You are one of the most charismatic youtubers covering movies since critical drinker. Keep up the great work. It is straight gold

  • @RelativelyBest
    @RelativelyBest Год назад +1089

    "That seems to be what I've written here, I dunno what to tell you."
    As a writer, I feel that.

    • @thepubknight6144
      @thepubknight6144 Год назад +12

      oh putting stock footage of stereotypical california famous spots plus the standard california hit songs from the 90s and 2000s to cram it home were in california instead of actually what place in california were at is tight!!!

    • @i_eat_denim_4_breakfast199
      @i_eat_denim_4_breakfast199 Год назад +24

      Me everytime I try to make a deep villain but they all just devolved into procrastinating blood thirsty idiots by the end.

    • @truehare
      @truehare Год назад +2

      Sadly, I get that feeling whenever I see a *good* line I've written...

    • @Narusasu98
      @Narusasu98 Год назад +2

      As a kid in school, I felt that

    • @davimelo9181
      @davimelo9181 Год назад

      I'm also a writer. Wrote this comment here all by myself.

  • @danieldukette5321
    @danieldukette5321 Год назад +2256

    “You f$&@ing lied to me” has me literally crying right now 😂 I did not see that coming, when his smile slowly disappeared was golden

  • @sammeyphammey349
    @sammeyphammey349 Год назад +11

    I love how one of the funniest jokes by Ryan isn’t about the movie “I can’t relate to that because of how rich I am “

  • @deborahroby6129
    @deborahroby6129 Год назад +19

    I literally come to this channel to decide if I want to watch a movie or not, based on Ryan’s pitch. Or to laugh about movies I already love. It’s very helpful.

  • @olandir
    @olandir Год назад +1387

    How has this format not gotten old yet? I've watched every single pitch meeting from the very beginning and I love them all. It never gets old!

    • @ceoatcrystalsoft4942
      @ceoatcrystalsoft4942 Год назад +42

      Because movies haven't changed so he can't change yet

    • @dadrising6464
      @dadrising6464 Год назад +34

      its more entertaining, in most cases, and even saves alot of money and time

    • @Hangtime_Davi64
      @Hangtime_Davi64 Год назад +31

      Movies keep getting worse somehow, so ridiculing them keeps getting funnier.

    • @ravishingrickrude8016
      @ravishingrickrude8016 Год назад +15

      Because it punches up and it feels so good.

    • @myrablack2337
      @myrablack2337 Год назад +10

      Yes me too! A lot of channels didn't aged well like honest trailers for example

  • @zaxtonhong3958
    @zaxtonhong3958 Год назад +375

    “That’s a real line in this movie that I’ve written here”
    “And I’m signing off on it”
    This needs to be a returning joke

    • @mst4745
      @mst4745 Год назад +7

      It is. He's said this before.

    • @FeliX-TobiYahs-C
      @FeliX-TobiYahs-C Год назад +4

      ​@@mst4745 there has to be a list of these he interchanges accordingly

    • @chrisgockel9108
      @chrisgockel9108 3 месяца назад

      Yes please

    • @WaterShowsProd
      @WaterShowsProd Месяц назад

      I could feel the venom in that line. This was a joke borne out of pure hatred for the screenplay. Therefore, I loved it.

  • @professorkatze1123
    @professorkatze1123 Год назад +8

    its one of these movies you watch once and forget 5 mins after it ended

  • @dmmart42
    @dmmart42 Год назад +10

    Give Ryan so much credit for keeping these fresh for years.

  • @jeremycalderon3483
    @jeremycalderon3483 Год назад +154

    “You f**king lied to me “ caught me off guard not gon lie 💀

    • @dereklearnslow
      @dereklearnslow Год назад +8

      The slow descent from smile to scowl killed me.

    • @leighadawn6783
      @leighadawn6783 Год назад +5

      Not a lot from these videos catch me off guard anymore; I think I snorted I laughed so hard

    • @onelyfemusic6213
      @onelyfemusic6213 Год назад +4

      He felt so betrayed lol

  • @czassity
    @czassity Год назад +283

    "Oh Pee pee!"
    "Pee pee!"
    "Pee pee very funny. What about poo poo?"
    "No poo poo, no poo poo."
    "No poo poo just pee pee, ok."
    I am 32 and I am laughing like an idiot at my desk. Ryan continues to excel in dialogue lmao

  • @MBeccaro
    @MBeccaro Год назад +4

    I don't even watch movies anymore, I just watch this channel and have better entertainment in a fraction of the time. Nice work.

  • @sylvanus2554
    @sylvanus2554 Год назад +5

    This has saved me yet again from another movie I had no intention of watching but kept in the back of my mind. Thank you again

  • @CovvaLomusan
    @CovvaLomusan Год назад +609

    The quick “hey shut up” has got to be my new favourite now. Beautiful teardown as ever.

    • @scottslotterbeck3796
      @scottslotterbeck3796 Год назад +15

      Quick shut up was very very brief.

    • @realbadger
      @realbadger Год назад +8

      Mine too; so often I have to pause Ryan's videos because I'm laughing so hard...

    • @newciousyt
      @newciousyt Год назад

      Yo 🔥ruclips.net/video/rdJ9bsN7JAw/видео.html.

    • @rogeliofelix13
      @rogeliofelix13 Год назад +3

      I love it.

    • @greatestscott6599
      @greatestscott6599 Год назад +3

      @@scottslotterbeck3796 Oh, very very briefs are _tight_ !

  • @RyanFloom
    @RyanFloom Год назад +306

    Stopping everything I’m doing to immediately watch a pitch meeting for a movie I haven’t and won’t ever see is SUPER EASY! Barely an inconvenience!

    • @mr.perfectcell1887
      @mr.perfectcell1887 Год назад +3

      Lol, same.

    • @Explosiivo
      @Explosiivo Год назад +4

      wow wow wow.................wow

    • @shihoblade
      @shihoblade Год назад +3

      You really should watch. It was very fun.

    • @TechDragon1
      @TechDragon1 Год назад +7

      Oh, stopping everything you're doing to immediately watch a Pitch Meeting for a movie you haven't and won't ever see is *TIGHT!*

    • @JesusChrist-vq6lk
      @JesusChrist-vq6lk Год назад +3

      Seeing there is a new pitch meeting during the day and trying to save it until that night so i can watch it in bed is mega tough, really inconvenient

  • @bobnix3240
    @bobnix3240 Год назад +6

    Enjoyed the review, but ending with "I hope you had a nutritious breakfast," had me absolutely rolling!

  • @denisbaev1580
    @denisbaev1580 Год назад +1

    So for my breakfast today, I've taken a mix of green sprouts, potatoes, white mushrooms and chicken breasts, diced that and fried untill everything was ready and taters were crispy on a pan, then poured a mix of three eggs with a bit of milk on top of the potatoes and chicken to make this into a big round omelete with plenty of stuff inside.
    It was delicious, but I've felt that there could've been fewer mushrooms - their taste kind of overwhelmed the whole dish.
    Also, nice video.

  • @pegah_di
    @pegah_di Год назад +514

    This was definitely one of the best pitch meetings ever. Funny, quick, witty, and also informative on different types of vampires.

    • @roarickshults3171
      @roarickshults3171 Год назад +8

      Funny, quick, witty pitch meetings are tight!

    • @metzger5850
      @metzger5850 Год назад +3

      Not to mention the movie came out like 2 days ago..or less. I'm not sure.

    • @MuthafuckinPuddings
      @MuthafuckinPuddings Год назад

      Yeah, I feel like he mixed things up a little bit on this one too.

    • @UltromanTheTacoman
      @UltromanTheTacoman Год назад

      @@MuthafuckinPuddings The movie did that, as well, so...

    • @thor3279
      @thor3279 Год назад +1

      Ryan is here mostly to educate. If you get a laugh or two along the way so much the better. But education is tight!

  • @AnnaDraconida
    @AnnaDraconida Год назад +679

    I'm convinced this is actually how pitch meetings go nowadays and no one can tell me otherwise

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 Год назад +11

      That's why it's so funny because it's true.

    • @thathorrorguy1974
      @thathorrorguy1974 Год назад +22

      I thought it was pretty obvious that this is a documentary

    • @erikhermansen3431
      @erikhermansen3431 Год назад +2

      Otherwise..... (guess you were wrong)

    • @martinfiedler4317
      @martinfiedler4317 Год назад +4

      You really think, actual pitch meetings in Hollywood are on that orbital level of intellect???

    • @Luminaria999
      @Luminaria999 8 месяцев назад +3

      He said in a pitch meeting revisited episode that he has been contacted by writers who say his videos quite accurate to actual studio notes given alot of the times

  • @jamesmitchell6925
    @jamesmitchell6925 Год назад

    Today for breakfast I had Dr Greger’s recipe for oatmeal he calls “BROL” which is whole (intact) grain black barley, rye, oat groats, and lentils (B.R.O.L.). I use beluga black lentils and soak the grains overnight. I also add pseudo grains like quinoa, sorghum, millet, pumpkin seeds, flaxseed meal, blueberries (from frozen), cranberries, baking cocoa, black strapped molasses, Ceylon cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice, ground cloves, and amla powder (Indian gooseberry). A large spoonful of natto, sprinkle some hempseeds on it with freshly ground black cumin seed (nigella sativa) and voila! High fiber, nutritious, delicious, and not as time consuming as you might think. I boiled the grains for about 30 minutes, rinsed & added the lentils. Cooked for another 10, stirred in everything else. Plus the time I save with my lightning-fast bowel movements makes up for it. I tell you, when it takes longer to pee than it does to poo, you KNOW you’re getting enough fiber!

  • @pam1927
    @pam1927 9 месяцев назад

    I wrote a screen play a few weeks ago with Snoop dog as the hero. Laughed my ass off and was in complete awe of his acting ability. My movie was a science fiction B movie you would see on the scifi channel, like Sharknado. I even wrote a few of the cast in for cameos. There are lots of cameos and funny scenes in the midst of screaming, running and fighting. I cant give anymore away. You have to read the screenplay. Lol. Seriously though I thought you were in my head when I saw the movie and I laughed my ass off.

  • @crofoegbu6535
    @crofoegbu6535 Год назад +682

    Producer Ryan has gone through a ton of character development over the past couple of years. I'm so proud of him 😊

    • @Zeblinz
      @Zeblinz Год назад +35

      Character development is tight!

    • @mrlofi333
      @mrlofi333 Год назад +10

      It was easy… barely an ..

    • @AdamFunk
      @AdamFunk Год назад +15

      But he's still out to buy Canada. 😰

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 Год назад +7

      @@AdamFunk I mean that's still a development of sorts, just probably not a good one lol.

    • @thelaxinlonghorn
      @thelaxinlonghorn Год назад +6

      Funny I was thinking about Writer guy’s development haha

  • @jayp.7042
    @jayp.7042 Год назад +395

    I genuinely don't watch movies anymore. I just wait for the pitch meeting, laugh at it and move on with my life. It makes things 'super easy, barely an inconvenience.'

    • @DG-mk7kd
      @DG-mk7kd Год назад +6

      I got through about 10 minutes of this one.
      I don't think I missed anything.

    • @angelorasmijn7306
      @angelorasmijn7306 Год назад +1

      Haha, just wanted to write that as a comment! 😃

    • @andershall6774
      @andershall6774 Год назад +2

      Yeah, I started looking at Jurasic park Dominion, but I felt so bored because 1, it sucked 2, I already knew it sucked from youtube.
      So it takes away the magic a little bit, but I don't have to waste my precious time atleast.

    • @zeroblade6599
      @zeroblade6599 Год назад +2

      I watch the movies and make a mental note of plotholes and oddities, then I watch the pitch meeting to see how many I got right 😊

    • @vormina9808
      @vormina9808 Год назад +1

      This sounds like a 90's Cinemax late night D-movie, even the highlight clips looked ridiculous. Can't wait for Critical Drinker to review it.

  • @glenneric1
    @glenneric1 Год назад +1

    I only watched 20 minutes of the movie so thanks for summing things up.

  • @haytijr5823
    @haytijr5823 Год назад +1

    "No poopoo, just peepee"😄

  • @coolnerdlll6053
    @coolnerdlll6053 Год назад +133

    "You f**king lied to me?"
    That's in the new top five Pitch Meeting moments for sure.

    • @SvaroAsano
      @SvaroAsano Год назад

      Lul

    • @SvaroAsano
      @SvaroAsano Год назад +3

      @Thanks 🅥 yay a bot

    • @steprockmedia
      @steprockmedia Год назад

      @@SvaroAsano Bot comments are NOT tight.

    • @whynot1742
      @whynot1742 Год назад

      He said lied not lying

    • @DailyBasicG
      @DailyBasicG Год назад

      Poo poo peepee made me laugh out louder than usual tho, that's the runner up.

  • @thomasmorrissey2788
    @thomasmorrissey2788 Год назад +118

    "Bring that pee-pee joke back in here!"
    "That's an actual line"/"And I'm signing off on it"
    Two in quick succession--almost had my own pee-pee joke there.

    • @brucewillis542
      @brucewillis542 Год назад +2

      I needed to poo poo just before I saw this video posted, so I decided to watch it immediately and try to hold on...let's just say it was a big mistake, but I regret nothing.

  • @papertowelthe6th105
    @papertowelthe6th105 Год назад

    2:34 "No poo-poo, just pee-pee, oke" I love how this is phrased xD

  • @michaelsegerstrom4493
    @michaelsegerstrom4493 Год назад

    You Crack my up pitching some of my favorite movies and shows! Thank you.

  • @DutchDread
    @DutchDread Год назад +95

    "And I'm signing off on it" with a big smile has to be my favorite new line in this pitch meeting, go ahead and make that a running one XD

  • @esssiiiiiii5830
    @esssiiiiiii5830 Год назад +442

    - "There is a big bad guy in the movie. Her name is Audrey"
    - "What's her deal? Why is she evil?"
    - "She is work in real estate"
    - "Thats pretty evil"
    Very true

    • @yourstateofsoul
      @yourstateofsoul Год назад

      Not as evil as grammarians who like to rub the grammar-illiterate's noses in it!

    • @DownTheHill3
      @DownTheHill3 Год назад +7

      YEP, my wife of 18 yrs became a Realtor 2 yrs ago...she just divorced me...COOL!

    • @LetThatStuffGo
      @LetThatStuffGo Год назад +5

      She has a vampire buried in concrete cement in an pre built home. That is pretty evil. 😂

    • @sigifrith30
      @sigifrith30 Год назад

      I'm sorry, but I must take issue with the suggestion that Phil Dumphey is evil.

    • @Rar830
      @Rar830 Год назад

      @@DownTheHill3 Getting divorced by Realtors is tight
      maybe?

  • @osheridan
    @osheridan Год назад +1

    I ate toast at 11AM, pretty late for breakfast but it was a decent toast.

  • @ArcNine9Angel
    @ArcNine9Angel Год назад +1

    "Ooooh the flexible undead are TIGHT!"
    "No, you see that's the point, they're not. They're not tight at all. That's how they're so bendy."
    "Ah, gotcha!" :D

  • @sumterlb
    @sumterlb Год назад +141

    "He can take what he needs from the pawn shop and solve his money problems"
    Facts!

    • @thetayterminator1436
      @thetayterminator1436 Год назад +18

      Hell naw he left all those teeth
      Sitting there!!! That shit left an itch on my brain for the rest of the movie.

    • @joe-edward
      @joe-edward Год назад

      hey, shut up

    • @BarnYardRooster
      @BarnYardRooster Год назад +13

      To be fair he was with a guy trying to write him up for code violations

    • @7ebr830
      @7ebr830 Год назад

      Hey, shut up.

    • @jim2lane
      @jim2lane Год назад +2

      "Hey shutup" 😉😉

  • @shant-o
    @shant-o Год назад +15

    03:38 These "Hey! Shut Up"s get more brutal each episode 😂😂

  • @garyshaw7826
    @garyshaw7826 Год назад +8

    Your pitch meetings are great, but would really love to see some older school film classics done. I rewatched Grease the other day and that is full of gold

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue Год назад

      Yeah I think that could make a good pitch meeting. Between everyone in the cast being 28 and K'nicky making casual rape references in the the Grease Lightening song, I think there's a lot to work with

  • @skwest
    @skwest 4 месяца назад

    Weird, not only did I miss hearing about this film, I didn't even know there was a Pitch Meeting for it till I just stumbled upon it.

  • @adamwebb8114
    @adamwebb8114 Год назад +919

    The "can't relate because I'm rich" line is exactly why almost all entertainment is senseless and practically unrelatable

    • @nicecube2798
      @nicecube2798 Год назад +47

      Exactly like maybe they can't afford the school and the braces because they live in such an expensive home

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 Год назад +4

      It's all mindless fun but no the world relatable and movies don't go in the same sentence. ☝️

    • @oldoldoldoldold
      @oldoldoldoldold Год назад +20

      when you cut public arts funding, only independently wealthy people are going to be making art. Also what is up with the low key union-bashing in the movie

    • @simonsalgueiro6217
      @simonsalgueiro6217 Год назад +1

      All the edgy boys

    • @rangopistacho6928
      @rangopistacho6928 11 месяцев назад +1

      hollywood films are atrocious at being original, relatable or are able to just write a good decent story overall, they probably make these films just to flex the fact they are richer and better then everyone else while actual creative people are rarely given a chance to shine

  • @bigboymax07
    @bigboymax07 Год назад +462

    Since Better Call Saul ended, i think Ryan could make a hilarious and accurate Pitch Meeting for it. Hope to see it soon

  • @schubertludwig
    @schubertludwig 7 месяцев назад +1

    I did! Fried veggies with boiled potatoes. Bit unusual for breakfast, but I got up late, so it was a kind of lunch as my first meal situation. Also my mum had already prepared the potatoes, so that made it an easy choice.

    • @BurtKurtouten
      @BurtKurtouten 6 месяцев назад

      But did you "fry" what veggies? And with what oil?

  • @nicks1451
    @nicks1451 Год назад +154

    Ryan can convey a complex variety of satirical attitudes just by saying the word “Good”. Now that is true talent.

    • @lostsoldier212
      @lostsoldier212 Год назад +1

      Makes you say "Wow, wow, wow, wow...wow."

  • @hoseynnemati9078
    @hoseynnemati9078 Год назад +361

    I honestly enjoy a pitch meeting more than the movie its self. Thank you so much Ryan George. U bring a happy smile on my face.

    • @cloud5buster
      @cloud5buster Год назад +10

      Me too. Pitch meetings have saved me a lot of time and money.

    • @theinnerlight8016
      @theinnerlight8016 Год назад +2

      Same. Shows how bad modern movies are. From the 60s to the 80s one big great hit after another came around and for the past 20 years Hollywood has been attempting to cash in on original ideas from those years. Like Star Trek, Star Wars, LotR, Marvel Comics, DC...
      No original new ideas, just playing it "safe", doesn't look good for our culture.

    • @jameshill4589
      @jameshill4589 Год назад

      @@cloud5buster So you like to screw yourself out of seeing some all-time classics?

    • @jameshill4589
      @jameshill4589 Год назад

      @@theinnerlight8016 You have no idea what you are talking about

    • @ManSeekingMeaning
      @ManSeekingMeaning Год назад +1

      @@theinnerlight8016 I have no idea why you lumped The Lord of the Rings films in with that bunch. The rest are still popular film franchises with decreasing quality, sure. But That awe inspiring and groundbreaking trilogy came out 20 years ago and still hasn’t been topped.

  • @jw-py9nw
    @jw-py9nw Год назад

    This video is how I first heard about this movie, and I immediately thought about the book "Bud, Not Buddy". I hadn't thought about it in years until this video, and I appreciate the trip down memory lane.

  • @xanderthekid
    @xanderthekid Год назад +5

    Hey there, Pal! I’m here in your comments section to tell you about my breakfast. So in the mornings when I’m feeling hungry sometimes I like to make myself some oatmeal. Now, when I make my oatmeal, I don’t use any sugar. I actually just put all kinds of dry fruit in there instead. Raisins, cranberries, dates, apricots... And so when I cook them with the water, a little bit of the dried fruits just dissolves and becomes the oatmeal. Ya know? Yeah, so it’s super tasty and it’s my favorite thing to eat in the breakfast time.
    Oh, and you know how nuts are full of good oils and stuff? Yeah, I put a lot of those in there too. Yeah, nuts are tight! And I mean all kinds of nuts too. Walnuts, almonds, pecans, macadamia nuts… but not peanuts. Peanuts are legumes. Also they might kill me because I’m allergic.

  • @princepscivitatis4083
    @princepscivitatis4083 Год назад +204

    "We're gonna meet this guy Bud. And he's working as a pool cleaner."
    "Oh, nice!"
    "Except he's not a pool cleaner."
    "...You fucking lied to me?!"
    Lost my shit before the 00:25 mark.

    • @VoidZeroNothing
      @VoidZeroNothing Год назад +5

      @@EEEEEEEE The pure elegance and grace radiating off of this comment... It's amazing. I will never find anything as beautiful as this comment. Truly, you are a very wise E. I will hold this dear to my heart for the rest of my life. Thank you.
      E

    • @kaychallis6411
      @kaychallis6411 Год назад +1

      @@EEEEEEEE All Hail E The Wise!

    • @rahulmitra3301
      @rahulmitra3301 Год назад

      @@EEEEEEEE E

    • @Steve_Kassiotis
      @Steve_Kassiotis Год назад

      @@EEEEEEEE Ě

  • @thebenforever
    @thebenforever Год назад +219

    "You f--king lied to me" caught me so off guard.
    Shaving while watching Pitch Meetings is a dangerous combination.

    • @Ginfeldi
      @Ginfeldi Год назад +10

      My roomate died from watching pitch meeting

    • @bcouce
      @bcouce Год назад +8

      @@Ginfeldi I know, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @andrewrutherford5005
      @andrewrutherford5005 11 месяцев назад +2

      He did seem super upset when he said that. Like it was gonna be the end of pitch meeting lol.

    • @kyleanderson1435
      @kyleanderson1435 10 месяцев назад +3

      Shaving while reading the comment section of pitch meetings isn't safe either

    • @thebenforever
      @thebenforever 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@kyleanderson1435 agreed. Risky business that.

  • @Gretchaninov
    @Gretchaninov Год назад +4

    I just lost my shit at 2:51. I HATE when movies set things up only to go absolutely nowhere.

  • @dirtydan2695
    @dirtydan2695 Год назад

    The use of hey shut up is a great addition.

  • @nopunksalive8902
    @nopunksalive8902 Год назад +101

    "That seems to be what I've written here 🤷‍♂️ "
    Lines like that make it super easy, barely an inconvenience to say Ryan is a pretty dang stinkin funny comedy genius.

  • @lovecheba7668
    @lovecheba7668 Год назад +101

    "You fucking lied to me" Didn't see that coming at all and i laughed so hard i had to restart the pitch meeting lol.

  • @junkonatsumizaka5149
    @junkonatsumizaka5149 Год назад

    "No one can stop you from doing that." 😂Love that.
    I had three figs, an Alpine strawberry yogurt bar, and a small bowl of cereal (Cinnamon Toasters) for breakfast~
    🎶 NOTHIN'S GONNA STOP US NOOOOOOOOW! 🎶

  • @LilMac0025
    @LilMac0025 Год назад

    Thank you for saving me an hour and 45 minutes of my life.
    After that first fight scene I was like “wtf movie is this” and immediately came to see if there is a “Pitch Meeting” for it….
    REDEEMED!
    I can move on with my day and go find something actually worthwhile to watch.

  • @delfin7461
    @delfin7461 Год назад +200

    I love how "oh shut up" has become standard. But how Ryan says "wow" always slays me

    • @larrylutz6825
      @larrylutz6825 Год назад +8

      Oh wow wow wow……………….wow.

    • @jamesfromthecomputer
      @jamesfromthecomputer Год назад +17

      It’s heyshutup

    • @kenlieck7756
      @kenlieck7756 Год назад +3

      @@larrylutz6825 I like how there have been longer and longer strings of wows, but obviously that has limits which I suspect have almost been reached already…

    • @delfin7461
      @delfin7461 Год назад +2

      @@jamesfromthecomputer thank you for the correction!!! I would never want to misquote Ryan -- he's simply brilliant.

  • @elvaringimundarson1848
    @elvaringimundarson1848 Год назад +391

    When watching this movie I was thinking “who is buying these teeth and why are they valuable”. Also “are vampire teeth a publicly traded commodity”. Ryan gave that more thought than the screenwriters apperently.

    • @TheSquareheadgamer
      @TheSquareheadgamer Год назад

      The fact the Union buys teeth makes sense. They want to encourage people to kill vampires, the older and stronger the better.
      Why there is a grey market god knows....

    • @mbrusyda9437
      @mbrusyda9437 Год назад

      Perhaps as proof of subjugation from someone who want them killed?

    • @Texelion3Dprints
      @Texelion3Dprints Год назад +11

      I'd bet on Predators, they buy them to make necklaces and shit.

    • @gamecokben
      @gamecokben Год назад +8

      The fact that you watched this means you're why we can't have good things

    • @dadrising6464
      @dadrising6464 Год назад +5

      to be fair, there have been times when people got paid for rat-tails n stuff. Could be the same type of pest-controll-fee.
      not gonna make it a better movoe though

  • @SoledadTroia1976
    @SoledadTroia1976 Год назад

    The writing down exposition is heaven!

  • @ProjectPaladin
    @ProjectPaladin Год назад

    I know the song they're referencing: "California!... is nice to the Homeless... Californyanya... super nice to the Homeless...". Very cool song with a great message.

  • @gumbyno5808
    @gumbyno5808 Год назад +62

    Crazy how screenwriter guy let a line like "The flexible Undead are tight" pass

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej Год назад +1

      Right?! Words I never imagined to hear in one sentence haha

  • @dylanortiz932
    @dylanortiz932 Год назад +130

    Confidently saying, “And I’m signing off on that!” Needs to be a regular occurance in these lmao

  • @endanarchy
    @endanarchy Год назад

    "Heyshutup" gets me every time

  • @DSilver93
    @DSilver93 Год назад

    No Poopoo, just Peepee 🤣
    That's my answer when my girlfriend ask me what I did in the bathroom 😅

  • @JavierZavaletaVirasoro
    @JavierZavaletaVirasoro Год назад +19

    The less interested I'm in a movie, the more interested I'm in its pitch meeting.
    But the more interested I'm in a movie, the even more so interested I am in its pitch meeting!
    The only difference I guess is that if I want to watch a movie, then I have to hold watching its pitch meeting leading sometimes to withdrawal syndrome.

  • @senseitheproducer
    @senseitheproducer Год назад +11

    3:25 „real estate, sunscreen and revenge“ sounds like a romantic comedy by Netflix

  • @okaberintarou5203
    @okaberintarou5203 Год назад

    "Oh I guess where gonna start the movie with the song California Love" Me: Plays California Love

  • @ComicBookGuy420
    @ComicBookGuy420 Год назад

    "You f*cking lied to me"
    😂😂😂

  • @somegreybloke
    @somegreybloke Год назад +308

    I want to thank Ryan for saving me all the time that I would otherwise have spent watching the first twenty minuteses of so many really bad movies.

    • @scottslotterbeck3796
      @scottslotterbeck3796 Год назад +4

      This one looks...really bad. Mystery Science Theater 3000 bad.

    • @gariwald4946
      @gariwald4946 Год назад +17

      @@scottslotterbeck3796 It’s actually an enjoyable movie with really good clear action scenes without shaky cams or quick cuts, some great characters and sfx ! It’s extremely silly but completely assumed. Last 15 minutes are a bit weak though !

    • @bokangreacts843
      @bokangreacts843 Год назад +9

      Lol i actually enjoyed it its not a serious movie and it has some great gory action scenes

    • @OscarMartinez-jd8gd
      @OscarMartinez-jd8gd Год назад +5

      It’s a good, cheesy horror comedy and I still enjoyed watching it. Obviously its doesn’t make sense it you think about it but not every movie needs to have you think

    • @kennethnwebb
      @kennethnwebb Год назад +2

      I started and stopped

  • @GCT1990
    @GCT1990 Год назад +125

    Lol at 0:22 the look on his face... His character was so hurt, conflicted and upset that buddy just lied to him was amazing. Grating acting

  • @eddyviews1427
    @eddyviews1427 Год назад

    When you learn there was no toy in your cereal the mascot promised you
    0:23

  • @booshmcfadden7638
    @booshmcfadden7638 Год назад

    "No poo poo, jus pee pee, ok." 🤣

  • @hoid9407
    @hoid9407 Год назад +155

    Ryan, you provide a very valuable service- subtly indicating whether you're mocking a movie because you'll mock anything vs. mocking it because it's terrible. Really helps with the movie watching decisions.

    • @Rar830
      @Rar830 Год назад +2

      True

    • @MyBiPolarBearMax
      @MyBiPolarBearMax Год назад +13

      Pitch meetings for good movies are fun, but pitch meetings for *bad* movies are sublime.

  • @florancealexander5837
    @florancealexander5837 Год назад +80

    I have this habit of always watching the pitch meetings as soon as they premiere. Even if I was hiding from spoilers and really looking forward to a movie😅

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman Год назад +5

      So far, I've only skipped two Pitch Meetings until after watching the movies, Spider-Man No Way Home and Sonic 2.
      Otherwise, yea, same.

  • @mnsnerd
    @mnsnerd Год назад

    When I see a Pitch Meeting for a movie I never heard of, after I see the video I'm 'Yep, that's why I never heard of this!'

  • @robertodell9193
    @robertodell9193 Год назад +1

    This reminds me of a movie I saw back in 1998. Wesley Snipes was in it. I just can't remember the name of it.

  • @erickamakeeaina1649
    @erickamakeeaina1649 Год назад +26

    As someone living in California, can confirm 'California Love' plays every day when we awaken as even we would forget what state it was otherwise

    • @JaxxonSparrow
      @JaxxonSparrow Год назад +2

      Same with Alabama playing Sweet Home Alabama every day... thank you Lynard Skynard for never letting me forget what fucking state I live in... I feel your pain. 😫😫

    • @matthewwheeler469
      @matthewwheeler469 Год назад +1

      Does everything really cause cancer in California?

    • @raitchison
      @raitchison Год назад +2

      Kinda like Fortunate Son played on repeat for the entirety of the Vietnam War.

  • @malcolmcox18
    @malcolmcox18 Год назад +31

    The line about the taking from the pawn shop to solve his problems 😂😂

  • @itsd0nk
    @itsd0nk Год назад

    The “Gyoood!” And the “and I’M signing off on it! 👍” were my two absolute favorite lines ever from Producer Guy now.

  • @ShooterMcgavin119
    @ShooterMcgavin119 Год назад

    Leftover bacon from Sunday brunch, rye toast and peanut butter, a couple orange slices, yogurt, and cup of coffee.
    I knew you couldn't stop me.

  • @marekdyer4404
    @marekdyer4404 Год назад +47

    Watching a Pitch meeting for a movie you have Never heard about is tight!!!

    • @dashx1103
      @dashx1103 Год назад

      Wow, wow, wow, wow, .. wow.

  • @boyankovachev7982
    @boyankovachev7982 Год назад +22

    I love the new joke about how writer guy wrote this line and how producer guy signed on it.
    Ryan is more creative than most of Hollywood rn, honestly.
    One love ❤️

  • @skyradtvcomics4981
    @skyradtvcomics4981 Год назад +1

    Always good!!

  • @dmitritobias
    @dmitritobias 14 дней назад +1

    starts with an "F", it's the thing that I'm obsessed with turning every single movie into: FAST AND FURIOUS!

  • @kateu.8439
    @kateu.8439 Год назад +40

    It killed me when he started writing stuff down 😂

  • @Stephen_The_Waxing_Lyricist
    @Stephen_The_Waxing_Lyricist Год назад +16

    Getting notification of a new pitch meeting 8 seconds after release is TIGHT!

  • @connorcobb5122
    @connorcobb5122 Год назад

    The bad guys(2022). Please do a pitch meeting for that.

  • @lhaynes81
    @lhaynes81 11 месяцев назад

    Had some Chilli oil fried eggs with red onions and sun-dried tomatoes on toast for breakfast today 😋 👌

  • @Kat-gp6gj
    @Kat-gp6gj Год назад +63

    I like that the executive guy had a little more agency at the end. Usually it's just the screenwriter calling the shots.

  • @LeandroDelPrete
    @LeandroDelPrete Год назад +282

    I seriously watched this whole movie thinking about how Ryan would dismantle it in the funniest way possible. This Pitch Meeting was TIGHT!!!

    • @gamecokben
      @gamecokben Год назад +3

      Stop watching bad movies and we'll stop getting bad movies

    • @LeandroDelPrete
      @LeandroDelPrete Год назад +5

      @@gamecokben I didn't know it was bad until I had watched it.

    • @erinmiller1433
      @erinmiller1433 Год назад +1

      @@LeandroDelPrete But you must have realized it before the movie was over, right?

    • @earthbind83
      @earthbind83 Год назад +5

      @@LeandroDelPrete Okay that's a fair point.

    • @LeandroDelPrete
      @LeandroDelPrete Год назад +9

      @@erinmiller1433 I did, but by then it was already too late. I had been absorbed by the southern/eastern/spider/juvenile/vampire/zombie cinematic universe and even hoped for a neverending franchise.

  • @Wis_Dom
    @Wis_Dom Год назад +2

    With the all detailed exposition never resulting in a payoff, I was thinking to myself:
    *_"If this movie is set up to be a series, then it's very good!"_*
    *_"If it's suppose to be a one-shot, then it is pretty stupid!"_*

  • @LoneEditor
    @LoneEditor Год назад +3

    “And I’m signing off on it”

  • @Bamazon1990
    @Bamazon1990 Год назад +123

    Lol awesome. My favorite part was when Audrey was so so careful at the end not to kill the protagonist or his family despite 1838748399392928373 chances :D

    • @alexandru_matei
      @alexandru_matei Год назад +12

      How about the kick she gave him to the head at the end of the movie that throws him 10 meters away? How can a human being survive that? 😂

    • @Bamazon1990
      @Bamazon1990 Год назад +12

      @@alexandru_matei I know, but hey we can't just blame all that on this movie. That is par for the course for most vampires (especially sultry female vampires, who are so suicidal they NEVER deviate from the pattern: capture hero, mock hero, threaten hero, be VERY CAREFUL to never damage hero, until OOPS killed by hero).

    • @LastBastian
      @LastBastian Год назад +4

      Also, why did they establish that a lowly new vamp can get his head cut off and still be perfectly fine.
      Yet super uber elder vamp lady dies from the same thing??

    • @Bamazon1990
      @Bamazon1990 Год назад +2

      @@LastBastian well to be be fair we don't know if for sure she's dead. but yeah, I mean it was a silly movie. some of the buddy cop stuff was funny but the underlying plot was too stupid

    • @SuperFlawless2010
      @SuperFlawless2010 Год назад +2

      @@alexandru_matei The Badass brothers literally tore vamps heads by kicking them off in an hive fighting scene and they aren't superpowered LMAO.