Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Pitch Meeting
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- Опубликовано: 26 июн 2018
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Jurassic World was a massive box office hit in 2016, so naturally we now have a sequel. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom sees Chris Pratt and his character Animal-Loving-Navy-Guy reuinite with Bryce Dallas Howard’s Money-Lady (who is now Dinosaur Loving Lady, because reasons) They head back to Isla Nubar to save the dinos from a giant volcano that’s about to erupt. Kind of a big oversight for John Hammond to have built Jurassic Park on a volcano, but whatever! There are a lot of plot holes and questionable decisions into Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom - and we’d like to think they all originated from the pitch meeting itself! So step inside the pitch meeting that led to the latest installment in the Jurassic Park franchise. It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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Hybrid hybrids are TIGHT!
Screen Rant So JW 3 is gonna be like planet of the apes.
Also make a pitch meeting for Marvel's Runaways or The Gifted.
Incredibles 2?
Soooooooo tight
Screen Rant u should do one for Rick And Morty because going through portals and meeting different versions of yourself is tight!
Screen Rant 👍
I'm ex-Navy and can confirm we were immune to lava whilst touching water.
So you win 'the floor is lava' by heading for the kitchen sink! :-D
Hot navy underwater are tight!
Finally, my Navy theory is confirmed! Now to publish my thesis for all the scientific community to revel at.
Does it matter what you did in the Navy? I mean like you you be immune if you were a chef or something or would it only happen if you were a marine?
I'm a USAF vet...My butler told me about that...Of course; I immediately replaced him...
What's her name? Nobody remembers, nobody Claires
See what you did there ;)
*puts head in hand*
And Owens remembers Animal Loving Navy Guy's either
Its the "runs from T-Rex in high heels lady"! Duh! :p
Nobody knows his name, nobody cares. Oen one more thing, nice pun.
"Did you do any research?"
"I was going to and then no not at all" -me about any test
@@etngod2725
Ok
@@etngod2725 children are tight
@@sumbratko especially there ass holes
@@sumbratko this makes me feel very uncomfortable
Ashtasheran wow wow wow
“Oh, Ian Malcolm, I cant wait to see him go up against dinosaurs again.”
“Actually, he’s just going to be in the Congress scenes.”
“Good, so he is going up against a bunch of dinosaurs!”
insert drumroll here...
Rimshot*
Damn
Oof. 😆
actually he said "Good, so he is going up against a bunch of dinosaurs again"
Your sentence would have made a better joke.
I'm so glad someone else understands volcanoes. I saw the preview and immediately thought "Welp, there goes Chris Pratt."
Literally any kid that ever learnt about Pompeii and mount Vesuvius would know how utterly ridiculous that scene was, don't know how they thought that would slip past people.
More like Crisp Pratt
@@carl_consumer.of.reality Hater.
Imajicka1 ok
@@emmao6578 On a completely serious note, Vesuvius is going to erupt again. The only question is "when?"
The way he says "I don't know" is absolute gold.
I am 100 like
Rocky P
Funny every time
jwb 281 funnier each time
It is how we all say it now.
"Fair enough"
This is currently my favorite show on RUclips
It better be forever or else
@@asmodeus1234 Threats on people's lives are TIGHT!
Always have been
@@bellemy5390 has*
@@asmodeus1234 yeah I'm sorry
"I assume they're taking the dinosaurs to Isla Sorna?"
"I don't know what that is."
A perfect critique on the studio heads that kept these movies going.
I was wondering what happened to that island! Then again, I was wondering why in the world they build Jurassic World on an island with a volcano...
I can think of lots of places that are. Especially in places like Hawaii. Also Isla Sorna has a volcano too which is why they didn't take the dinosaurs there
Maybe they took them to California because thats where they had a dinosaur storing facility
I don’t think I could live on that island
and for some reason... it actually works. guess thats the beauty of marketing. it all depends on your target audience
"He used to be in the Navy" "Ok none of that stuff applied to him" DEAD
Unlike him, that is.
Well, if Dr Ian Malcolm isn't willing to go to the dinosaur island, I guess we'll just have to bring the dinosaurs to him.... Jurassic World 3: Chaos Theory.
Bendrix27 i’d watch that
Dr Ian Malcom : oh god why just why😔
Starring Sam Fisher
😅😅😂
Must go faster. Must go faster.
“We can’t let these creatures go extinct”, they say in a series whose entire premise is that extinction is only temporary.
That made me laugh.
You'd think they'd add some bit like banning the creation of extinct species or something. But nothing has to make sense or be consistent. People will watch it anyway.
100th comment
It doesn't matter just wanted to say
Astute point
This is a very underrated point, right here.
"i'm assuming they're taking the dinosaurs to isla sorna?"
"i don't know what that is."
“You know it’s refreshing to see characters thinking rationally an....”
*So the protagonists are gonna save the dinosaurs* 😀😀😀😀
Good to know my Navy career prepared me for volcanic disasters. Bring it on!
Clarky None of the volcanic disasters apply to you
You're not Chris Pratt
Not just any volcanic disasters, but dinosaur volcanic disasters!
Clarky Clark
Only if you manage to make it to the sea before the volcanic superheated gases, liquids and rocks can get to you.
All Navy guys are children of Poseidon.
"Well I figured you were either joking or the script is terrible."
"Well I'm not joking."
"Okay then."
😆😆😆😅😅😅
"Gotchea"
Looked for this comment!
Best line xD
Pretty much.
It really was a steaming pile of triceratops poop. Can't wait to not see part III.
"I'm cool with disregarding logic if it's for a sequel"... LMAO!!!
A hurricane of irony and sarcasm... I dig it!
This was my favorite line
You should make T-shirts that say "Barely an Inconvenience"!
Make them for sluts!
Like me.
They have one that says super easy barly an inconfiniance
babyteeth4 look at the end his tshit8
The Jim Reaper™ thatxs the winner. Tshirts are tight.
So glad you went off about the Pyroclastic flow.
Dante's pic was great
I'm impressed by his dedicated research
@@shinseiki2015 dante´s peak is TIGHT
If ash mixes with water in your eyes/lungs it will blind/suffocate you
Makes me think of an ice cube song.
"Millennial girl is doing surgery on blue but she needs trex blood to do a transfusion"
"Does it matter that those are two totally different species?"
"I don't know"
"Fair enough"
Golden Pants - Are you telling me that my personal stockpile of gorilla blood is useless in an emergency
Your WHAT
@@lesqie Dont worry. Its probably lowland gorilla blood.
@@draykeblack Maybe a Gibbon instead
@@dnannery of course it's useless! You need chimp blood.
I've never seen any of these Pitch Meeting videos before today, and now I'm like binging through them.
SO amazing. I feel like my life has been incomplete up to this point, and I didn't even know it.
Same.
Watch Ryan George's personal channel too!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Same
Cool
When they auctioned the dinosaurs and the prices came up someone in the cinema made a Dr. Evil 1 MILLION DOLLARS impression ... I had tears in my eyes and almost choked.
Except it wasn't someone in your cinema, it was an actual character on screen....
braunXYZ that would’ve been awesome had it been in the movie.
@@issacflores2010 would have been the only good part honestly
I bet a video of those lumped together would be great.
Oh my God you're the first person to suggest opening the main door to vent the gas and not the cell doors
Brook Hubbs Except it wouldn’t vent the gas. They were deep inside a building, and the ventilation system was down. It would have only slowed the gas at most.
Yeah... the gas was already killing them. Opening their cages was just necessary for them to later exit through the last big door
The volcanolgy/geology information in here is 100% accurate and I’m so happy.
But Dinosaur Loving LEGO Man was in the Navy, so none of that factually correct information mattered or negatively affected him at all!
Google is a great thing
As someone with a geology degree, I appreciate your bit on pyroclastic flows. Thank you. XD
It’s also cool you openly admit that! Cheers.
Pyroclastic flows are tight.
Apparently, the producer guy did more research than the actual producers of this movie.
Pity on autofill for not realizing pyroclastic flow is real word as I typed it correctly.
Edit: not the word flow, just pyroclastic.
As someone who once googled pyroclastic flows, I appreciate your bit on pyroclastic flows.
These videos are so consistently good that I clicked “like” before even watching.
Jarrett Baker Same. I normally throw a Like on any video I watch until they make me dislike it.
Ah, clicking like before watching is TIGHT!
Tahkyn haha!!!
Same
Well, this one wrote itself!
I clicked on this thinking it would give me just a rundown of the movie so I wouldn't have to watch it, until getting about halfway to realize I've already seen it. This video is perfect
katykat978
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Same only it took this comment for me to realize that yes I have seen this movie.
As a geologist, the line about how Chris Pratt realistically cannot outrun a pyroclastic flow had me dying 😂. As soon as I saw that moment in the trailer, I immediately was like I'm going to hate this movie lol
RoP: Hold my Bud Light
I thought the fact that they built this theme park over an active volcano is the realistically dying part.
A geologist, huh?
What do you think of this obsidian knife? 🔪
Money lady and Navy guy? You mean Heels and starlord
GreenManAiming ... *OR* Lady in the Water ( *Lady Water* for short) and *Starlord*
You mean Gwen Stacy and Emmet (the special)?
Oh hey, fellow watcher of Unbridled Rage.
MauLer!
Ryan, you are my salvation. These always brighten up my day
"Yes sir I do!"
"We can't let the dinosaurs die."
"Actually, we totally can. It'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
"But they're alive, just like me."
"And if we just stand here and wait a few minutes they'll be dead, just like all the people they mauled and devoured."
Yeah, maybe don't let the little girl raised in a lab make very important decisions?
Besides they needed a way to make the sequel happen.
Whoops
@@aztn19 Whoopsie
I hated that line, she’s not “alive like them” just because they’re cloned, because they are REPTILES THAT KILL PEOPLE and she is a HUMAN GIRL, and there’s sort of a big difference between them
"Did you do any researcher before writing this", "well I was going to but then I no I didn't at all" - died right there omg that was amazing
Maybe it's just me, but these two guys look alot alike.
Jeff Lock it's almost like how Clark Kent and Superman look so much alike... I just can't put my finger on it. Maybe I need glasses...
John McLeod glasses are TIGHT! And putting them on is barely an inconvenience.
Frankie Frenchfries fair enough!
Jeff Lock shhh they don't like when we ask to many questions
Ofcourse they look alike duh they are twins
"he used to be in the Navy tho"
I love how sometimes the writer is the crazy and sometimes the producer 😂
That navy/volcano part was amazing 🤣🤣🤣
Is no one gonna talk about the fact that Chris Pratt shot through a gyrosphere even though proved by Jimmy Fallon to be bulletproof!!!
It's Sam This is literally the only part of the movie that bothers me, and no one brings it up. 😂
not to mention underwater.
Jbarker1983 the only part?
Theres no arguing that logic. lol
but he's ex-navy guy
Oh it's a sequel thing
Mr Trick sequels are TIGHT!
Global threats are TIGHT
Name a better duo:
"Super easy barely an inconvenience"
"Oh really?"
Did you do any research on that?
“I don’t know!”
“Whoops!”
“Whoopsie!”
"I don't know"
"Fair enough"
Tails Warrior okay then
Listing off all the usual catch phrases is tight!
@@psykopandaz Man dous are Tight!
When he said "Ok then!", I keep thinking about Jim Carrey's "Alrighty Then!" 😂😂😂
Do a Twilight pitch! I LOVE these!
This made me realise that this boss guy is fine with everything.
EVERYTHING.
Except for Glass. He was not ok with that
Tattier Verbose456 There are a few things he’s not okay with. Like in Fantastic Beasts he insisted McGonnegal was in the movie even though she was something like negative 9 years old according to previous lore. He even threatened to burn Quebec down and destroy all the poutine if she wasn’t so you know he was serious.
Well, he was not okay with the child gang-bang in It...
I don't know. I found his soul being crushed while hearing the pitches for the Twilight movies very refreshing. :)
Boss guy will sell his mother for Moneyy
5:24
"So are dinosaurs like [SCARY MONSTERS]?"
"If you planning on killing someone and you gonna go through the trouble of pointing a gun at them, why not just shoot them?"
"I don't know"
"Fair enough!"
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahaha
If
Person: Man I hate that guy so much I think I’ll kill him.
Seller #1: I have the perfect thing for you it’s called a gun. Just point and shoot and it’ll kill that guy. This will be about $250.
Person: That seems nice, but I was thinking something more elaborate, difficult, dangerous and more expensive.
Seller #2: Well for $43 million I can also get you a gun. But this one comes with a dinosaur. Just turn on the laser, aim, shoot and release the dinosaur! And your guy is dead. Just make sure you get the dinosaur back in his cage!
Person: I think I’m going to go with 2nd guy! 😃
@@JohnHaile not to mention said dinosaur can simply chose not to obey and kill everyone for lolz
Tarek Chamas how do you even genetically modify an animal to do that. DNA can only go so far and I’m pretty sure there’s no protein for “obey laser gun.”
@@yeahkeen2905 Wait, I've studied this it's called - yeah, no there isn't one.
OML I LOVE THIS SERIES!!!!! THIS IS MY FAVOURITE ONE YET
Zarah Gutierrez: The valid points in this one really had me chuckling 😆
The original is my favorite... "because money and business"
Nobody remembers that a dinosaur can’t break through the glass ball but Owen broke it open with a pocket knife🤔
Mr. Opinion underwater too lol do you know how hard it is to break something underwater
super easy barely an inconvenience
Mr. Opinion who's owen? Do you mean animal-loving navy guy?
やっぱり scriptはห่วยแตก ก็นึกอยู่แล้ว I couldn't be bothered to watch it だから I don't care about spoilers and this just confirmed I made the right choice by not going to see it. ขอบคุณครับ
Mr. Opinion He didn’t break it open with the knife. He pried the door open.
"im cool with disregarding logic if its for a sequel"lol
"....Dinosaur loving navy guy". "What's his name again?" "I don't know."
Pitch Meetings are TIGHT!
ADJ Gaines so are kids
That last brachiosaurus on the island.
Feels bad man😥😥
Not just the last one but also supposedly the very first Dinosaur we saw in the first Jurassic Park Movie. :(
I legit cried
cbcdesign001 I assume you watch Honest Trailers? If not start with the commentary for this film. When Dan got to that point and how the director thought it was cool that they did that his “ You sick bastard!” Really summed up my reaction perfectly.
There's a whole herd of them on Site B. You know Isla Sorna. You know that island that was the setting for The Lost World and Jurassic Park 3.
@@OsirisLord yeah but that one was the first dinosaur we see in the original jurassic park so it holds more emotional value
2:40 it's so nice to hear someone else mention this. I saw the trailer for this movie and IMMEDIATELY lost my mind.
"Hybrid hybrids are tight!"
guy is into furries.
Wow, Producer Guy has DONE HIS RESEARCH.
Perfect! Totally nailed everything that pissed me off about it, including the trailers showing the entire plot.
Yeah, I haven't seen the movie yet, so I held off on watching this particular Pitch. Now I see my concern at having the ending spoiled was needless.
Because of this I stopped watching trailers long ago, because they often give away key plotpoints, most of the jokes, every single big CGI shot, there's just no point in watching the rest of the movie
@@jemert96 crying after nwh😭
Really thought the start of the story would be very different
"Yeah, I love cake."
"Right: Cake is great, but that's not what that-"
"So, anyways..."
**sigh**
4:12
And of course, a velociraptor would TOTALLY BELIEVABLY support blood from a different species
Well the so called science behind that was explained but also utter bs, there's no way different types of animals can be used to give blood to a different animal
T. Rex and Velociraptor happen to be related so, I think it's pretty likely they could do a blood transfusion.
@@ctaco5112 what you talking about, raptors where's all bird like creatures, t-rexs where bigger creatures, you every been to a museum, they used to have this moving t- rex at the science museum, and near him where raptors, I always assumed he was attacking them, although they changed it from that
@@wwerules000 Just because t. Rex was bigger than velociraptor doesn't mean they can't be related. For instance manatees are smaller than elephants yet they're closely related to them.
Plus ravens are believed to be descended from the tyrannosaur family.
Conor Tacopina No it’s not just unlikely but impossible, even most humans can’t share blood with each other. It’s why they need to test your blood type before giving you a transfusion if they give you an incompatible blood type it will kill you.
"Clone girl's gonna do it anyway."
".....What?"
Cracked me up.
Okay now its time for Independence Day Movie from 1996
Fallen Kingdom legit has the dumbest script for any movie I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen The Room.
I mean, you're not wrong…
The Room is so bad it's good, the Jurassic World movies are just plain bad.
Don't underestimate Colin Trevorrow's unmatched talent of making terrible movies
Idk about that when Rise of Skywalker exists
Yes but hybrid
1:57
Well... I'm, I'm not joking...
😂😂😂
Ex-navy here, I can confirm that super heated water is unable to harm me in any way.
Better than Honest trailers!
Then again, those have lowered in quality over the years...
I literally thought that “”money lady” was named Karen.
Dude actually
Lol
I only knew her name was because I just watched the pitch for the last movie
No, she's "not Jessica Chastain."
"So the protagonists are gonna go save the dinosaurs themselves!"
"Oh, okay. Never mind."
Can't wait for more pitch meetings
Love these pitch meetings. How about for a change of pace we can see a pitch meeting for some old classic movie. ( Done in appropriate old time costume ) maybe Wizard of Oz, Gone With the Wind or Snow White.
Oh, and dress from the era the movies are from! :)
James Anthony ha! I think the budget for these is about 5 bucks, not enough for an outfit.
And they should use slang from the era as well!
The Bees knees are tight!
I was going to suggest the same thing until I saw the Pitch meeting of Pitch meeting and realised green screened old computers in the background would be funnier.
This was pure brilliance
These pitch meetings are one of my favorite things on the whole internet.
Finally, an accurate review of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom!
"Don't talk to me til I've had my coffee!"
"Super easy, barely an inconvenience" is the best line of all of these pitch meetings xD and next to that is the business guy receiving the movie pitch saying "OMG" when something bad happens.
I love the wows...
What was his name again?
I don't know
We'll IMDB it 🤣
Please do a how to train your dragon pitch meeting. I would love it
I'm not positive but i think they did
Maleficent pitch meeting would be TIGHT
MoneyManHolmes Done!
Super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Don't forget, the guy making the pitch just finished replaying Resident Evil 1.
Genetically modified bioweapons being produced in a lab in the basement of an eccentric billionaire's mansion that escape and go on a rampage eventually being released and infecting the local ecosystem? Check!
Dang you were harsh on this movie.
Being harsh on movies is TIGHT!
Caleb Spears
True.
I mean, not hard to be harsh on bad films
This movie gets a lot wrong, even with moral messages.
This movie was so bad I can’t believe it passed $700 million. The trailers themselves sucked. If the trailer can’t even look good, what hope does a 90 minute movie have. Hollywood totally wrecked JP.
i like yiur chanel
"Well I was going to but then no, I didn't at all." Classic
They say that scientists may be able to create dinosaurs in the next ten years. to which i respond...THERE ARE LITERALLY 5 MOVIES TELLING YOU WHY THIS IS A BAD IDEA.
Only that movies aren't like reality
We should be good as long as they either don't hire newmen or atleast dont take the the lowest biding computer programmer.
Urbz Hello NEWman
we haven't even made mammoths yet, dinosaurs won't be for a while, if ever
Well- something's gotta fight the AI robots in the future
You should do a pitch meeting on the Hobbit! There's a whole lot you could do with that ;)
You watch this!
Lol
Didn't expect to see you here
This was awesome! Oh and I love that everyone looks high in your thumbnails!
Pitch Meetings are TIGHT. Super easy, barely an inconvenience.
"Oh really"
yeah yeah yeah
Wow wow wow wow
"Well, okay then!" This is on point! Brilliant.
"I don't know." ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯
"Fair enough."
"I dont know"
"Fair enough"
3:45 "RIGHT NEXT TO ISLA NUBLAR"
**Laughs in Las CINCO muertes**
“Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience” is my favourite line from this series
Ryan's T-Shirt is TIGHT!
*"IAN MALCOLM IS TIGHT"*
"Yeah- Yeah, I bet he is"
"Remember in the first movie there was that character Money Lady?" hahaha
I LOVE the details you put in this even the person pitching is wearing a T-Rex shirt. Beautifully done
Hybrid hybrid hybrids are TIGHT!!
p.s. just realised thats exactly what Screen Rant themselves commented 😧😂
"Isla Sorna."
"The what?"
"The island that is right next door, completely abandoned and full of dinosaurs."
*I FEEL VINDICATED!!!*
@@jacksawyer3208
So that doesn't make sense. There's no confirmation that that's what happens. In fact the opposite is more likely since we showed the pterodactyls leaving in movie three to very positive music. Implying that they left the island and all those dinosaurs go free...
(Which is crazy that everyone was legit cool with the pterodactyls leaving since...you know... THEIR HORRIFYING MONSTERS THAT LIKE TO EAT PEOPLE FOR FUN. Jurrassic World full on shows the proper reaction when they full on shoot one that was trying to leave the island.)
@@jacksawyer3208
If it's not in the movies it's not good story telling, and it should not be officially "canon."
Why should I (or anyone really) take into account ANYTHING that is not discussed, or shown within a movie series? Especially something so important that the plot of 2/5 movies is based on its location at all? Isla Sorna DESERVES, at MINIMUM, a line of dialogue explaining the situation and why it's no longer a viable option in the movie. Excluding this is lazy film making.
It's like making a Star wars film and for an entire movie, NOT having them use a light sabers to fight or win their battle and not. Saying. Anything. About it. But in some official website saying "oh light savers were giving Luke an allergic reaction so he can't use them now."
Everyone would be pissed.
@@jacksawyer3208
Whooshing shiny swords. 😛
@@jacksawyer3208 Not really that funny. Easier to kill them all and restart in a controlled environment, which they did successfully it seems. This solution could also have been backed by the company Masrani.
Regarding debating the same thing again, it is a different scenario and thoughts on the subject could have changed, especially when the original park didn't officially open but the last one was open for years (I think, quite awhile at least), which could make it a harder decision for them, and yet again there is someone with deep pockets interested in letting them die for their plan to work
"did you do any research before writing this this"?
"well i was going to but then I no i didn't at all"
LOST IT XD
Dinosaurs loving navy guy is half god like his twin brother Star Lord! They can survive deep space and pyroclastic flows.
Chrises are notoriously hard to kill.
Why do you think he had to gt debuffed in infinity war
And in his Lego form, he can bend the laws of reality.
High quality snark as usual. Can you do Dark Tower sometime in the future for this loyal fan and Stephen King...onite? Kinglet?
A Dark Tower pitch meeting would be super easy, barely an inconvenience - if Ka wills it.
your tie is so crooked and it's k i l l i n g me
great video as always, Ryan.
but that tie.
The tie isn't tight!
I love that director guy just shoots off info about something called a pyroclastic flow as if its common knowledge XD
I completely forgot about the jeep charging into the boat and no one noticing... I think that's a bigger screw up in story telling than Rey in Star Wars being a master Jedi with zero training or guidance in TFA...actually, maybe not.
Well there was commotion and everyone was moving around on the boat so I doubt anyone would notice or care.
Tavares, the truck they drove has weight, ad onto that the velocity and you have a very significant impact that should certainly shake the boat in a way that should never happen on the sea during normal operations.
the staff at the bridge would by alerted by the impact despite not knowing the origin of it, they would know something wrong just happened.
as for the people in the cargo-bay or hangar whatever would certainly notice the boat suddenly rocking unnaturally.
when you don't know much about it, it is very easy to clarify it in a way that seems to make it plausible, but it JUST isn't.
Mike Drop: Telling the entire plot in the trailer.
..Please Hollywood...Stop...
6:19 this is the same plot hole in ' a quiet place'
Also the monster in "a quiet place" cant swimm and doesn't seem to have intelligence. So it shouldn't even be capable to overrun the world.
this is the PERFECT recap for anyone going to watch the 3rd movie and forgot basically everything that happened in the last 2 movies