Everything Wrong With Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

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  • Опубликовано: 29 июн 2018
  • Well, to pretty much everyone's surprise, this Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle thing turned out to be a pretty good action comedy. It also made ALL the dollars. But, as with all movies, there were also sins. We're going to list them for you. Merch: teespring.com/stores/cinemasi...
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  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +3697

    I like how Dwayne Johnson is typcasted as being himself in movies

    • @mikel9502
      @mikel9502 3 года назад +85

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache BRUH UR EVERYWHERE

    • @underhorse5367
      @underhorse5367 3 года назад +34

      Guess it’s because he’s the only guy who can’t ACT

    • @Former_Halo_Fan
      @Former_Halo_Fan 3 года назад +134

      @@underhorse5367 He can act, though. He wasn't playing himself; he was playing a scrawny nerd who was suddenly given his body.

    • @xarnate9994
      @xarnate9994 3 года назад +16

      Why r u and Just Some Guy with a Mustache everywhere lmao?

    • @thomward6890
      @thomward6890 3 года назад +17

      that’s honestly one of the many things that turns me off from him. most movies i’ve seen with him just feel the same imo

  • @ivladisimo1011
    @ivladisimo1011 5 лет назад +5427

    "You're short, he's fat, she's hot, and he's The Rock."-WOW

    • @martijnklaassen3536
      @martijnklaassen3536 5 лет назад +53

      Its true

    • @devangkamble8793
      @devangkamble8793 5 лет назад +40

      @@thedooonty123
      It's okay, now stop crying

    • @losersmakeulose7896
      @losersmakeulose7896 5 лет назад +12

      Janis Tilins lol u really want to seem appreciated

    • @cm01
      @cm01 5 лет назад +16

      @@thedooonty123 you both quoted the video. You aren't owed anything for doing it before him. Also, a RUclips comment would need literally over amillion likes to even be mentioned anywhere, and even that wouldn't count as "fame."

    • @bruh-bf7tn
      @bruh-bf7tn 5 лет назад +3

      @@thedooonty123 stfu oml its a comment

  • @morgqnlefay5587
    @morgqnlefay5587 4 года назад +5181

    why does the avatar for bethany play bethany better than bethany

    • @benjaminhill5408
      @benjaminhill5408 4 года назад +133

      @@thefilmwatcher1302 facts

    • @tenderandmoist5011
      @tenderandmoist5011 4 года назад +87

      The Mad Titan man spitting straight fucking fax right here

    • @thefilmwatcher1302
      @thefilmwatcher1302 4 года назад +28

      Keri Diablo / DevilSide Why, thank you, to you and to Benjamin Hill.

    • @toddbruce940
      @toddbruce940 4 года назад +6

      huh lol

    • @MistyRainfallSprout06
      @MistyRainfallSprout06 4 года назад +65

      @@toddbruce940 s/he means why does Jack black (the avatar that bethany is supposed to play) plays the role of bethany better than herself

  • @joshisnotafraudyet7491
    @joshisnotafraudyet7491 4 года назад +3718

    Has anyone seen a new movie and thought, " I can't wait to see the Cinemasins for this"

    • @Sporkinator
      @Sporkinator 4 года назад +65

      I definitely thought that after seeing Hobbs & Shaw. I was eagerly awaiting CinemaSins for that.

    • @imbored3063
      @imbored3063 4 года назад +24

      i like the fact that they dont spot out the things that actually make the movie

    • @cadmitral8786
      @cadmitral8786 4 года назад +6

      Same here

    • @Hazel_TheOne
      @Hazel_TheOne 4 года назад +5

      me

    • @justinrandall5907
      @justinrandall5907 4 года назад +8

      This was my literal first thought after seeing The Rise of Skywalker.

  • @Vitreqs
    @Vitreqs 4 года назад +1586

    If you die in jumanji, you just spectate your teammates, if you all die, you just need to restart

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 4 года назад +143

      So Jumanji is basically multiplayer Minecraft?

    • @Vitreqs
      @Vitreqs 4 года назад +97

      @@LadyOnikara in hardcore mode

    • @exyzt9877
      @exyzt9877 3 года назад +24

      @Lee Saddleback lets play odd one out. comment edition.

    • @paosidfjpoiasdjf
      @paosidfjpoiasdjf 3 года назад +8

      Lee Saddleback look who liked their own stupid comment...

    • @leahburcham8743
      @leahburcham8743 3 года назад +17

      no one really knows that if you loose all your lives then you’ll die. i mean, has anyone really tested it? what if you just get more lives, or get to leave the game

  • @mikemetz5690
    @mikemetz5690 4 года назад +2122

    He says “ya like that will stop a Sequel”
    Present day, sequel to this movie coming out soon

  • @outlaw40034098
    @outlaw40034098 3 года назад +159

    “When have you ever, in a video game had to stop mid mission and take a pee”
    Death stranding

    • @geoffroi-le-Hook
      @geoffroi-le-Hook 2 года назад +13

      Sims

    • @lunamoth720
      @lunamoth720 2 года назад

      Manual Samuel

    • @LoganStargazer
      @LoganStargazer Год назад +1

      You stop in mid-mission and take a pee when you are physically sucked into the game. Avatars form or not, those are 4 (5) real people.

  • @amyrothdeutsch2251
    @amyrothdeutsch2251 3 года назад +1278

    "I have a tattoo!"
    "I have one too!"
    *"ONE?!?!"*
    I don't know why but that just made me laugh😂😂😂

    • @desaster903
      @desaster903 3 года назад +9

      You’re not the only one.

    • @tdhrussovids3303
      @tdhrussovids3303 3 года назад +7

      I looked through the comments just for this, we laugh together

    • @b2mixherbicide
      @b2mixherbicide 2 года назад +2

      Baiting for CinemaSins

  • @KimberPrime
    @KimberPrime 5 лет назад +2641

    *crushes game*
    Cinema sins: "like that will stop a sequel"
    *July 2019 - sequel gets announced*

    • @briannas177
      @briannas177 4 года назад +5

      xD i know right

    • @sythlorde
      @sythlorde 4 года назад +3

      @NanoNerd its sad to think how much money they gonna make off of people who just wanna see how they bring the game back after it was crushed... ppl gonna pay 10 bucks to see that 1 scene...

    • @cj5529
      @cj5529 4 года назад +2

      HOW DID HE KNOW

    • @essancefay2824
      @essancefay2824 4 года назад +1

      Kimber Prime dundunduuuuuuun

    • @wassup955
      @wassup955 4 года назад +6

      Honestly this last sin was the best one

  • @focalpoint._
    @focalpoint._ 4 года назад +1033

    * Breaks game console *
    “Yeah like that’ll stop a sequel.”
    *_Jumanji: Next Level_*

    • @micahandme8078
      @micahandme8078 4 года назад +6

      Spencer’s fixes it right before he got sucked in it but I still don’t know how he got it 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @divianreid7959
      @divianreid7959 4 года назад +11

      Cinamasins called it!

  • @GoddessGirl2121
    @GoddessGirl2121 4 года назад +385

    What’s interesting to me is that while each of our core four are played by two actors, Alex is actually played by three, there’s pre-game teen Alex, in game Nick Jonas Alex, and post-game slightly altered timeline adult Colin Hanks Alex which gives the character a lot of nuance because each version of him brings something different to the role.

    • @gochogames1360
      @gochogames1360 3 года назад +8

      When I first read that I didn’t even know what you meant by “played by two/three actors” then I read on and realised you meant like Dwayne, Kevin, jack, and whoever played ruby roundhouse

    • @GoddessGirl2121
      @GoddessGirl2121 3 года назад +3

      @@gochogames1360 Yeah, I can see how that would be confusing on the first read through and in case you wanted to know Martha/Ruby Roundhouse was played by Karen Gillian who depending on what you might know her from was Amy Pond during the Matt Smith seasons of Doctor Who or Nebula in the MCU movies.

    • @gochogames1360
      @gochogames1360 3 года назад +2

      @@GoddessGirl2121 yea I’ve seen those movies and now I can see it

  • @hannahlundberg3694
    @hannahlundberg3694 4 года назад +111

    A sin he forgot: the fact that the mosquito we see during that seen is the only mosquito that bites Alex and conveniently ONLY bites Alex.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 3 года назад +8

      Well, maybe the others got mosquito bites and barely noticed. Sometimes I camp a whole weekend and only notice the bites after I get back home.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 3 года назад +6

      Also, what about those giant mosquitos from the first film? Isn't that the same Jumanji jungle Alan was in?

  • @doodles4433
    @doodles4433 5 лет назад +5294

    To be fair i love seeing jack black be a teenage girl

  • @lilmac4382
    @lilmac4382 5 лет назад +1053

    6:34 you’re not a hardcore gamer if you have to look down at the controller while you play

    • @Ranger_4878
      @Ranger_4878 5 лет назад +32

      That’s with controllers you are familiar with
      For instance I could not use a PlayStation or switch but give me an Xbox and game cube I’m fine

    • @kennandunn7533
      @kennandunn7533 5 лет назад +26

      @@Ranger_4878 I can understand the switch, but jumping from an xbox controller to a playstation one shouldn't be that difficult since they have practically the same layout, the only problem I have doing it is with the location of the X button.

    • @kittymenadianepie9058
      @kittymenadianepie9058 5 лет назад +4

      I used to be able to play racing games on my 360 with my hands covered (AT 7) but now I'm far too used to the switch.

    • @deanwinchester8650
      @deanwinchester8650 5 лет назад +10

      Not even normal experienced gamers need to look down😂

    • @Shadow10201
      @Shadow10201 5 лет назад

      True

  • @-cinnamnlikesrolls-4614
    @-cinnamnlikesrolls-4614 4 года назад +268

    “Like that'll stop a sequel.”
    Jumanji The next level: *Allow me to introduce myself*

    • @brucexu313
      @brucexu313 4 года назад +3

      lmao I watched this video right before I went to watch the sequel

    • @Firerr16
      @Firerr16 4 года назад +4

      Stolen

  • @gilbertjacobs3705
    @gilbertjacobs3705 4 года назад +245

    They're speaking french it could mean that the game also landed in Quebec

    • @inspiredby624
      @inspiredby624 4 года назад +57

      or they could be French tourists literally anywhere

    • @autumnbluemoon99
      @autumnbluemoon99 4 года назад +34

      @@inspiredby624 or they're just Americans who also speak French

    • @makelizabeth272
      @makelizabeth272 4 года назад +32

      ....or they could be French people who moved to America lol

    • @martirichter5111
      @martirichter5111 4 года назад +22

      @@autumnbluemoon99 Americans speaking a foreign language? That's very unlikely :D

    • @Gloomyraindrop
      @Gloomyraindrop 4 года назад +8

      @@martirichter5111 Oh shut up :D

  • @pikachu_boi7762
    @pikachu_boi7762 4 года назад +383

    10:42 Omg I just noticed. In the background you can see “Bethany” flipping her (or his? Aah it’s confusing) hair. It’s great and Jacks portrayal of it with his short hair makes it even better.

    • @defearl
      @defearl 2 года назад +65

      Jack Black carried the Jumanji sequels hard. He seemed like the only one genuinely interested in his role, while everyone else was "eh, work is work".

    • @dream_walker9726
      @dream_walker9726 2 года назад +28

      Jack Black’s acting in this movie, and the fact he felt like the only one really *getting* into his role from Bethany’s character makes it so good.

  • @thekuhlfamily
    @thekuhlfamily 5 лет назад +720

    "like that can stop a sequel"
    cinema sins, predicting the future

  • @savannaandrews9886
    @savannaandrews9886 4 года назад +85

    It’s funny how strength is “mouse’s” weakness and yet he’s played my Kevin who you can clearly see has muscles😂

  • @absol505
    @absol505 4 года назад +718

    Can we just appreciate how good this movie actually is for a sequel, they didn´t do harm to the original movie and the movie itself was original and funny. I personally liked it even more than the original and Jumanji the next level, though it might be because i´ve seen the original a bit too often.

    • @benwykle2552
      @benwykle2552 4 года назад +8

      absol505 too bad the sequel sucked lol

    • @absol505
      @absol505 4 года назад +21

      @@benwykle2552 yeah the third movie was the worst

    • @benwykle2552
      @benwykle2552 4 года назад +1

      absol505 agreed

    • @OkieTeacher918
      @OkieTeacher918 4 года назад +2

      absol505 YES. YES to this whole comment!

    • @yamiatemyugi
      @yamiatemyugi 4 года назад +19

      I absolutely love this game. I thought the jumping and some of the movements were a little TOO fluid then I remembered this was a game. It didn't have to be life like. This is what being inside a video game would be like.

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 6 лет назад +832

    Jack Black deserves so much credit for this.

    • @cassianandor4103
      @cassianandor4103 5 лет назад +58

      He was easily one of the funniest, if not the funniest parts of the movie.

    • @alanh.5458
      @alanh.5458 5 лет назад +25

      @ninjaman13571 "Martha come look at my penis!"

    • @remixchild
      @remixchild 5 лет назад +4

      maybe jack should have been in a better movie

    • @lauraeshelman766
      @lauraeshelman766 5 лет назад +7

      He's my favorite character this whole movie

    • @charlottekent101
      @charlottekent101 5 лет назад +8

      Jack Black pretty much carried this movie

  • @consenant4769
    @consenant4769 5 лет назад +1036

    Jumanji new trailer released 42 minutes ago. CinemaSins saw the future saying that breaking the console wouldnt stop a sequel

    • @smudgedcoffee3506
      @smudgedcoffee3506 4 года назад +11

      I came down here to look for someone to point this out

    • @failpup2062
      @failpup2062 4 года назад +1

      Yep, prepare the next Jumangi sins!

    • @consenant4769
      @consenant4769 4 года назад +2

      @@smudgedcoffee3506 I also did but saw no one commented it yet. So I took the chance

    • @consenant4769
      @consenant4769 4 года назад

      @@failpup2062 Yay "Jumangi"

    • @mauricejohnmac
      @mauricejohnmac 4 года назад +1

      17:46

  • @theaway9052
    @theaway9052 3 года назад +53

    "Martha? Why didn't you say MARTHA?!"
    Batman: Why did you say that name!!!!!!

  • @GrushaTheIceType
    @GrushaTheIceType 3 года назад +34

    When he said “how is strength my weakness” I swear to god I thought he would say “Kevin hart would be excellent at cinemasins”

  • @DJTileTurnip
    @DJTileTurnip 5 лет назад +6102

    First movie: Board Game
    Second movie: Video Game
    Third movie: Virtual Reality

    • @weesalikesmilktea4829
      @weesalikesmilktea4829 5 лет назад +351

      Jumanji 3: Welcome To The OASIS

    • @kyakeshavarz3595
      @kyakeshavarz3595 5 лет назад +174

      But how would that work, considering in the video game, they were already literally sucked into the game which is LITERAL VR. So how would the VR even be different? (Btw I know this is a joke)

    • @warmmilk3058
      @warmmilk3058 5 лет назад +80

      But then the third movie would be a rip off of Sword Art Online

    • @nerosoul2506
      @nerosoul2506 5 лет назад +26

      Fourth movie: space war ggame

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 5 лет назад +27

      1. Isn’t that just Zathura
      2. Phone app easy answer

  • @toastyturtle6061
    @toastyturtle6061 4 года назад +402

    Me: we don’t need an unnecessary sequel
    Sony: what if the rock was Danny deVito?
    Me: shut up and take my money

  • @casperthetransnightfurry3710
    @casperthetransnightfurry3710 4 года назад +25

    4:45 'You're short, he's fat, she's hot, and he's The Rock. Let's move on' I spent 5 minutes laughing about his and the way it was said.

  • @gochogames1360
    @gochogames1360 3 года назад +155

    Jumanji: welcome to the jungle is probably the most unbalanced game ever, like one character has NO weakness, then another has many weaknesses that make it horrible to play as that character, and THEN it has a character that has a weakness that everyone has... so you need a weakness to venom in order to die from it, and final one, it has a character who’s weakness is mosquitoes... in a jungle... bit unfair

    • @SiddharthShenoy
      @SiddharthShenoy 3 года назад +11

      Bit unfair is an understatement.

    • @gochogames1360
      @gochogames1360 3 года назад +1

      @@SiddharthShenoy I guess, but I’m talking just about the characters

    • @forestecho6229
      @forestecho6229 3 года назад +7

      The Rocks characters had zero weakneses but still lost life points.
      Ruby Whitehouse had one weaknes ( venom ) but she still lost life point from bullet which wasn't on her weakneses board.

    • @user-O5-14
      @user-O5-14 2 года назад

      @@forestecho6229 maybe their weaknesses are things they can't survive(unless someone gives their lives) or have extreme problems with

    • @forestecho6229
      @forestecho6229 2 года назад +1

      @@user-O5-14 true. But what is board worth for then if they gone die anyway from weaknesses that are not on board. They have a regular human weaknesses. That is problem with board. It didn't explained their weaknesses precisely.

  • @CatMuto
    @CatMuto 6 лет назад +655

    Jack Black playing Bethany is hilarious.

    • @broadwaybrook2319
      @broadwaybrook2319 2 года назад +2

      I know right! He had me and my family cracking up.

  • @patrickjohnson2617
    @patrickjohnson2617 5 лет назад +837

    14:24 NO sin for the sideways helicopter?! It's right there!

    • @evanmccudden3083
      @evanmccudden3083 5 лет назад +11

      Ikr

    • @connor6054
      @connor6054 4 года назад +33

      Video game logic bro

    • @thatonedude9001
      @thatonedude9001 4 года назад +2

      Seriously

    • @angusrosecranz4178
      @angusrosecranz4178 4 года назад +16

      i noticed that to, as soon a rotor wing aircraft tilts its going to fucking turn. and considering there in a canyon...... half a second into that move they would have all died

    • @rosssimpson1643
      @rosssimpson1643 4 года назад +9

      So much was up with that helicopter I would have just given it 5 sins and moved on.

  • @DukeDarkshadow
    @DukeDarkshadow 4 года назад +13

    I always just figured that the reason he can ride up the mountain on the motorcycle in the end is because climbing is still one of his abilities.
    But while we're talking about sins, one of the things that always irritated me about this movie is that Spencer claims to be an obsessive hardcore gamer, yet when we see him first playing Street Fighter, he's saying all of his input commands out loud and keeps having to constantly look down at the controller. No gamer anywhere EVER does either of those things.

  • @jocelynbogart1587
    @jocelynbogart1587 4 года назад +95

    I’m a teenager in 2020 and have a lot of CDs...

    • @SaveMeMoon
      @SaveMeMoon 4 года назад +4

      You'd be a special case, keep it up!

    • @ruthun
      @ruthun 4 года назад +3

      I bet you also like to leave your legs and armpits unshaved like its 1990 too?

    • @SaveMeMoon
      @SaveMeMoon 4 года назад +29

      @@ruthun what on earth drove you to that conclusion???

    • @leahburcham8743
      @leahburcham8743 3 года назад +1

      i mean it’s cool, but it’s also very inefficient, a waste of space, and a huge waste of money

    • @Busykian
      @Busykian 3 года назад +4

      I have many too but thats because I’ve had them since 2005 :/

  • @Beemur2011
    @Beemur2011 4 года назад +160

    Actually, you do have to remove the staples. The sorting and processing machines don't separate the metal from the paper, so if the machine gets clogged up, the batch being processed, especially if using Shred-It, can be linked back to the company that sent it and they will charge you a fee. It's an actual, stupid little task.

    • @blackleague212
      @blackleague212 Год назад

      Yea but in 1996 they wouldnt have had the end user doing that sorting. I grew up in the 90s, I remember how recycling was when they tried to make it popular. Those kids wouldnt be taking staples out of the magazines lol

    • @rosemarieramkissoon7232
      @rosemarieramkissoon7232 Год назад +3

      @@blackleague212 for the four kids it’s not 1996

    • @blackleague212
      @blackleague212 Год назад

      @@rosemarieramkissoon7232 um... yea your comment is pointless.

    • @ApollonDriver
      @ApollonDriver 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@blackleague212what? You're the one being pointless man, 1996 is the year Alex goes missing. These four teens are coming from 2017, recycling gig is from 2017.

    • @blackleague212
      @blackleague212 11 месяцев назад

      @@ApollonDriver so what? If I wanted your reply I would have tapped you on the shoulder, now run along ho.

  • @Jake-vy2bh
    @Jake-vy2bh 5 лет назад +442

    Cinemasins: Boardgames aren't archaic, many people still play them today!
    Also Cinemasins: This guy STILL has CDs!

    • @thalivenom4972
      @thalivenom4972 5 лет назад +14

      the teen still has cds. and C is right, teens having cds now, IS weird.

    • @clapatosreturn5620
      @clapatosreturn5620 5 лет назад +9

      @@thalivenom4972 but weird is different from impossible

    • @Deadfish2906
      @Deadfish2906 4 года назад +17

      @@thalivenom4972 oh fuck. I guess I'm weird, because I have a shit ton of CDs..... Welp ;-;

    • @JustWriter
      @JustWriter 4 года назад +2

      He's a geek; maybe they're CD-ROMs or rewritable discs from his parent's old laptop. I'm a 90s kid who still has floppy discs.

    • @Sporkinator
      @Sporkinator 4 года назад +1

      This movie does not take place in the present day, it obviously takes place in the past. The game is a cartridge, after all. Modern day would have the game being acquired digitally, or at the very least, the game would be on a disk instead of a cartridge.

  • @bwcubic1798
    @bwcubic1798 3 года назад +76

    "You're short, he's fat, she's hot, and he's The Rock. Let's move on"
    Okay

  • @harrisontashjian752
    @harrisontashjian752 4 года назад +26

    When he mentioned the part about getting past the guards, I instantly imagined snake just crawling behind one of them, snapping third neck and dragging his body into a bush, and the other guard hearing nothing and not even noticing his partner being gone

  • @pocketchia374
    @pocketchia374 6 лет назад +406

    Jack Black unapologetically screaming YAS QUEEN made my life

    • @singingsiren82
      @singingsiren82 6 лет назад +17

      Ginger the Espeon it's funny, I am not a jack black fan, but I loved him in this movie

    • @YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt
      @YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt 6 лет назад

      Happy for you, but that killed much of my hope for humanity, along with quite a few brain cells.

    • @bluegenes2273
      @bluegenes2273 2 года назад +1

      @@singingsiren82 i was always pretty ambivalent about him, but he's the absofuckinglute best as orson welles on drunk history.

  • @Tyflow
    @Tyflow 6 лет назад +1577

    I thought you made this video already

    • @alyssa9484
      @alyssa9484 6 лет назад +63

      Bigbobjone697 copyright in the original

    • @matthewkrenzler1171
      @matthewkrenzler1171 6 лет назад +11

      because of the title song

    • @mateistanescu6236
      @mateistanescu6236 6 лет назад +4

      He did

    • @jamesbizs
      @jamesbizs 6 лет назад +47

      I thought I was clicking on the wins channel, because I already remembered watching the sins video, and I got really confused, because the things he was saying sounded like sins, but were being counted as wins. Head exploded

    • @Chu_Nyanning
      @Chu_Nyanning 6 лет назад +5

      james pogrebetsky Mind. BLOWN! 🤯

  • @philipmartin3411
    @philipmartin3411 4 года назад +91

    The thing with the teachers keeping records is actually true, they do that to catch cheating over the year and upperclassmen helping underclassmen, also Spencer started looking at his hands and freaking out before anything was happening to him, so theres a sin there

  • @jietroraximoff2805
    @jietroraximoff2805 4 года назад +3

    4:32 I'd say that finding strangers at a party is a different concept to transporting from a classroom to f-ing *jungle* where the nearest people are strangers.

  • @nitinchoudhary9765
    @nitinchoudhary9765 6 лет назад +5262

    Damn deja vu, i thought it was uploaded already

    • @jwei11
      @jwei11 6 лет назад +255

      Nitin Choudhary it was uploaded already

    • @Dynacho
      @Dynacho 6 лет назад +192

      Reupload?

    • @justintaylor4659
      @justintaylor4659 6 лет назад +15

      It was

    • @skybridge650
      @skybridge650 6 лет назад +100

      Why did they upload it again

    • @BJcentral
      @BJcentral 6 лет назад +39

      Nitin Choudhary yeah I thought the same thing 😂😂

  • @ScarlettJ1221
    @ScarlettJ1221 6 лет назад +3826

    Everything wrong with re-uploading twice 😂

    • @Azariah-Israel
      @Azariah-Israel 6 лет назад +61

      ScarlettP Skip 😂😂

    • @LazyPenguins
      @LazyPenguins 6 лет назад +333

      ScarlettP i thought i was going crazy when i saw this again lol

    • @MoniqueHardie
      @MoniqueHardie 6 лет назад +63

      I’m not insane! 😂

    • @baconfromhell666
      @baconfromhell666 6 лет назад +104

      It's been uploaded twice, it's only been re-uploaded once.

    • @nobodyuknow2490
      @nobodyuknow2490 6 лет назад +2

      Well... let's not be hasty in drawing conclusions... one possibility doesn't exclude the other ^_^

  • @mriceband9212
    @mriceband9212 4 года назад +65

    They find it, They burry it, They insult it, They destroy it.
    2019
    - Hey I found this broken game let’s fix it.
    - *fixes game*
    - *plays game*
    - wait why is the game broken
    GEE I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE IT WAS BROKEN FOR A REASON?

    • @kytten4506
      @kytten4506 4 года назад +4

      They never questioned why the game was broken in the movie, they pointed it out and fridge explained why he disliked it

  • @annaqura3360
    @annaqura3360 4 года назад +15

    Both Jumanji movies are my most favourite movies I watched in 2019. But this video was still hilarious to watch :D

    • @SaveMeMoon
      @SaveMeMoon 4 года назад +2

      I appreciate your comment. Finding positivity in these comment sections is like a treasure hunt.

  • @wolffriendinus
    @wolffriendinus 5 лет назад +1682

    Actually I thought the peeing scene was the funniest scene in the whole movie, and if laughter is anything to judge by, so did everyone in the theater.

    • @cheyannestuart7742
      @cheyannestuart7742 5 лет назад +136

      wolffriendinus same tbh. “Martha come look at my penis!” Was hilarious and seemed like something I’d say (probably to my bff tho) if I suddenly had a penis 😂

    • @laurenquinn4716
      @laurenquinn4716 5 лет назад +85

      wolffriendinus Same though, my mom and I were actually dying and even my dad, who legit never laughs at anything was cracking a smile

    • @NBACoDGaming
      @NBACoDGaming 5 лет назад +39

      Might be funny to a lot of casual viewers. In reality, it's a lazy scene and deserves no praise.

    • @funkmaster2404
      @funkmaster2404 5 лет назад +30

      zTxmi That’s actually how most people would describe cinemasins. It’s written lazily ans is really not funny at all.

    • @NBACoDGaming
      @NBACoDGaming 5 лет назад +3

      @@funkmaster2404 Oh trust me, there are a lot of people out there who think god of cinemasins. They will make the argument that it's satire. Dumb people, mostly.

  • @thureinminhtet24
    @thureinminhtet24 6 лет назад +489

    The smolder is hilarious.

  • @awebtoonreader4979
    @awebtoonreader4979 4 года назад +7

    16:25 "Is this motorcycle really driving up this steep, rock almost vertical cliff?"
    Me when I first got the master cycle in BotW 😂

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 года назад +1

      Also reminded me of the horses in Skyrim.

  • @alfiebanana
    @alfiebanana 4 года назад +19

    “Helluva game, too bad it doesent have much replay value”
    Jumanji the next level: no

  • @redfounded8478
    @redfounded8478 4 года назад +301

    “Like that will stop a sequel”
    2019: JUMANJI THE NEXT LEVEL
    lol

    • @1uk4s_gaming
      @1uk4s_gaming 4 года назад +3

      Damnit someone wrote that before me xD
      Just wanted to check😂
      But the jumanji next lvl story is so stupid....
      Spencer kept a part of the game to rebuild it...

    • @ellieconley47
      @ellieconley47 4 года назад

      DUDE!!! Jumanji was the first movie!!!

  • @Jaytwos
    @Jaytwos 6 лет назад +653

    Re-uploading, +10,000 sins

    • @mochimejika
      @mochimejika 6 лет назад +15

      I don't see the old upload anywhere though, so it must have been taken down for some reason.

    • @cubanocafe7051
      @cubanocafe7051 6 лет назад

      Copyright

    • @raz3905
      @raz3905 6 лет назад

      Axl Rose didn't want the Welcome to the Jungle clip in. Jesus, he's as bad as gene Simmons

    • @ledgrayson7267
      @ledgrayson7267 6 лет назад

      *Ding!*

  • @enderfries6213
    @enderfries6213 4 года назад +9

    16:05😂😂🤣

  • @AJ-sb4hj
    @AJ-sb4hj 4 года назад +13

    They cut out the best line, “zoology b*tch!”

  • @jupitersplayground9050
    @jupitersplayground9050 5 лет назад +141

    "Like that can stop a sequel."
    XD

    • @DUB_87
      @DUB_87 5 лет назад +4

      And he was right! 😂

    • @lucy.-.298
      @lucy.-.298 5 лет назад +2

      Robert Wisdom ikr 😂

  • @hazegocrazy404
    @hazegocrazy404 5 лет назад +358

    6:31 im adding a sin as a viewer for this “hardcore gamer” having to look down at his controller while he’s playing

    • @catalyst455
      @catalyst455 4 года назад +21

      Also this “hardcore gamer” doesn’t ever do special moves in street fighter
      WHO DOES THAT

    • @seanshogun1957
      @seanshogun1957 4 года назад +13

      I bet he plays puzzle games WITH A WIKI

    • @JustWriter
      @JustWriter 4 года назад +10

      Yeah, I call casual gamer at best; there were no signs in his room at all: no other games, no gaming memorabilia, no cheat magazines... like dude, seriously? His room environment doesn't support the plot.

    • @ImALefty08
      @ImALefty08 4 года назад

      NEEEEERRRRDDD!

    • @JustWriter
      @JustWriter 4 года назад

      @@ImALefty08 (chuckles)

  • @dinosaurtimeandfunnyvideos
    @dinosaurtimeandfunnyvideos 4 года назад +9

    Also, the scene at the end when Ruby Roundhouse steps on the snakes and respawns up above with the jewel, that should not have worked since in most video games, when you die, you lose all of your items.

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa 4 года назад +2

      Maybe she had the jewel because it's a key item. Some games let you keep them.

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 2 года назад +2

    Can we just take a second to acknowledge that Van Pelt keeps a scorpion in his body at all times?

  • @Virttreks
    @Virttreks 6 лет назад +191

    I thought i seen this before, im sooo glad all the "this is reuploaded" comments cleared that up for me

    • @roydm143
      @roydm143 6 лет назад +1

      Have another one for extra clarification:
      "this is reuploaded"

    • @MisterMixxy
      @MisterMixxy 6 лет назад +1

      I actually wasn't sure if I'd seen it before. Now I know I have.

    • @ash_5936
      @ash_5936 6 лет назад

      Roy DM but why did he reuploaded

    • @yoinkysploink
      @yoinkysploink 6 лет назад

      Same dude.

    • @inh4855
      @inh4855 6 лет назад

      *Mandela effect*

  • @heleniahodges257
    @heleniahodges257 6 лет назад +298

    I Watched This Already
    *reads comments*
    Okay I'm Not Just High

  • @thomasmcdade1004
    @thomasmcdade1004 Год назад +2

    Started cracking up at 14:14 when he said "Murder boner."😂

  • @Random_Stick_Guy
    @Random_Stick_Guy 4 года назад +17

    The cake is a reference to portal the cake is a lie

  • @japster7217
    @japster7217 5 лет назад +593

    Jack black was pure gold. I could deal with the actress that played Martha, her mannerisms were at least accurate. Even The Rock I could handle, even if he didn't really portray the character that well. But Kevin Hart just pissed me off. He literally just played himself, the same character that he's played movie after movie after movie. He seemed nothing like Fridge whatsoever.

    • @wupsje1
      @wupsje1 5 лет назад +17

      I completely agree!

    • @TheAssassinBlackCat
      @TheAssassinBlackCat 5 лет назад +64

      The only thing Kevin Hart matched character Fridge is the skin color

    • @CoolPaDuke
      @CoolPaDuke 5 лет назад +48

      Kevin Hart has two characters: Kevin Hart and Kevin Hart with less cussing.

    • @Tigerof2000
      @Tigerof2000 5 лет назад +1

      Yep

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 5 лет назад

      @@TheAssassinBlackCat thats all that matters though right

  • @svenvanbree7040
    @svenvanbree7040 5 лет назад +516

    teachers on my school run all papers through a program that checks for plagiarism and it remembers previous papers. so its very possible that the theacher know when sentences are copied

    • @CornBreadtm1
      @CornBreadtm1 5 лет назад +56

      Teachers in your school are dicks. And hate problem solving. The problem being the US education system. Sin!

    • @fbnflaviusbroadcastingnetw6786
      @fbnflaviusbroadcastingnetw6786 5 лет назад +5

      Sven van Bree damn! so they don’t check papers by hand no more??

    • @fbnflaviusbroadcastingnetw6786
      @fbnflaviusbroadcastingnetw6786 5 лет назад +8

      CornBreadtm yes.. they spend more time revising the past, teaching the “white privilege” lie, as well as teaching racism, nonesense, socialist communism, and islam!! They haven’t even taught American Civics since the 1970’s! Bullocks!!

    • @svenvanbree7040
      @svenvanbree7040 5 лет назад +4

      @@CornBreadtm1 well actually the belgium education system

    • @svenvanbree7040
      @svenvanbree7040 5 лет назад +8

      @@fbnflaviusbroadcastingnetw6786 they only use the program to check for plagiarism. for all the rest they still correct them themselves

  • @imjustadoge4522
    @imjustadoge4522 4 года назад +8

    He predicted the future with it not stoping a sequel

  • @aniketbhatia1163
    @aniketbhatia1163 2 года назад +1

    The Wonder Woman theme at the end is just bloody genius!!

  • @valiang8867
    @valiang8867 5 лет назад +52

    I love how he admits when he cracks up x3

  • @kharnthebetrayer8251
    @kharnthebetrayer8251 6 лет назад +34

    I just want a movie about people going inside a video game to get video games right.
    Funny glitches, lag, untextured spots. But also badass action, and story.
    Someone falls a bit, or tries to jump over something, and ends up in that awkward glitch where you just float in the air above it, unable to get out. You bump an NPC and they go inside a wall. Someone starts rubber-banding all over the place from random lag-spike, or just starts seeing everything like a flipbook.
    And then actually get game logic right. NPC reactions, game designs, etc.

    • @reddodeado301
      @reddodeado301 6 лет назад +5

      Don't forget about clipping through the floor and endlessly falling!

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 6 лет назад

      And random crashes and mod support!

    • @turbo8628
      @turbo8628 5 лет назад

      Save points and cheat codes too!

  • @nexrosi9189
    @nexrosi9189 4 года назад +10

    btw hes asking what wouldve happened i they werent selected
    Seaplane was the only player without any AI characters, so the unselected would just not be there. they would be toast from the beginning.

  • @stphwng
    @stphwng 3 года назад +8

    I just finished watching this, and my biggest question is: how did all the characters end up in the same place at the same time at the base of the jaguar when Spencer was clearly on a motorcycle? haha

  • @VeniVidiVici..
    @VeniVidiVici.. 5 лет назад +236

    I was done when Kevin Hart exploded after eating cake 😂

  • @nickt1295
    @nickt1295 4 года назад +108

    This movie was actually pretty good and my family and I really enjoyed it. We were all pleasantly surprised

  • @stupidmarioplushchannel6388
    @stupidmarioplushchannel6388 4 года назад +6

    "I guess Jack Black's part was supposed to be played by Louis C.K." 😂

  • @s.mothale1326
    @s.mothale1326 4 года назад +1

    17:49 , " Yeah like that will stop a sequel" I love you so much 😂😂

  • @mollybaker957
    @mollybaker957 6 лет назад +411

    Wasn’t this already uploaded or do I have a gift of seeing into the future?

  • @laurenquinn4716
    @laurenquinn4716 5 лет назад +359

    Is no one going to acknowledge the fact that a character’s name is actually ‘Fridge’? ‘FRIDGE’?!

  • @iprobablyforgotsomething
    @iprobablyforgotsomething 4 года назад

    10:42 - XD "Bethany" tossing her hair. That's the kind of hilarious, in-character little details that not only make you laugh when you catch them, but also help you immerse into the 'verse. It's a subtle in-the-background thing, but it's great. Like Elrond's expression when he, for lack of a better term, "gives away" Arwen to Aragorn in RotK; it's not what your main focus is on, but it's a nice touch, going the extra mile.

  • @judeeeeeeeee
    @judeeeeeeeee 4 года назад +2

    "like that'll stop a sequel"
    *Congratulations, you're a prophet*

  • @8bitPikachu
    @8bitPikachu 4 года назад +367

    name one video game where you have to piss:
    The sims?
    also the reason why a motorcycle can go straight up a mountain with no issue is Bethesda

  • @coleawsomeness
    @coleawsomeness 5 лет назад +473

    8:17 video game characters take a piss all the time what do you think they are doing during loading screens

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 5 лет назад +38

      I always thought that was why they have your character need to swim across a river or lake to get to their destination. Just let it flow while swimming.

    • @dammskippy6573
      @dammskippy6573 5 лет назад +8

      'Conkers Bad Fur Day', there are even missions based on pissing

    • @liamii5603
      @liamii5603 5 лет назад +10

      Sims

    • @trb.ro145
      @trb.ro145 5 лет назад +5

      Who here remembers POSTAL 2?

    • @yammieyammerson9221
      @yammieyammerson9221 5 лет назад +2

      Sonic06 must have a bad bladder

  • @henrytownshend8862
    @henrytownshend8862 2 года назад +1

    Alex was hesitate about going to the transportation shed and when jack black said something about the missing pieces, Alex got convinced easily

  • @wowzaers1101
    @wowzaers1101 3 года назад +6

    I could never get over these actors as the characters, I can’t see the characters I just see The Rock, Kevin Hart, Jack Black and Amy Pond as an american. Oh, and Nick Jonas. I mean Kevin. Joe?

  • @SpinosaurusStudios_
    @SpinosaurusStudios_ 6 лет назад +1383

    You already uploaded this.

    • @leaaj6305
      @leaaj6305 6 лет назад +40

      I think he knows. XD

    • @xhenjinndk2810
      @xhenjinndk2810 6 лет назад +99

      SpinosaurusStudios okay I though I've entered through another dimension.

    • @muffinbuttonROX3
      @muffinbuttonROX3 6 лет назад +67

      I thought I was tripping, yo!

    • @kansasclark4862
      @kansasclark4862 6 лет назад +18

      SpinosaurusStudios Yeah, because I remember so many of the scenes and there’s no way in hell I watched a movie with Kevin Hart.

    • @vulnerose2613
      @vulnerose2613 6 лет назад +20

      jabari simon I thought I was having a Raven moment lol

  • @Hero1922
    @Hero1922 4 года назад +107

    "yeah like that will stop a sequel"
    2 years later
    Jumanji the next level trailer
    God.... damn it lol

    • @Sporkinator
      @Sporkinator 4 года назад

      Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle is a sequel. In the first movie, Jumanji was a board game.
      So actually we're getting a sequel for a sequel. Threequel? {DING}

  • @nanofarad9370
    @nanofarad9370 4 года назад +3

    OMG i love Jumanji Next Level
    fav character in jumanji : all

  • @isabelamichaud9435
    @isabelamichaud9435 4 года назад

    Haha the smolder "just happening naturally" got a sin off! Awesome!

  • @alexgastmeier4191
    @alexgastmeier4191 5 лет назад +21

    I just have to say the two concepts never changed.
    Allen was stuck in Jumanji by playing the board game, to get out of the Jungle others had to finish the game. It's now a video game you're stuck in, but finish the game and you get out.
    Also the reason Allen was trapped is because no one was playing for so long... just like the new kid, without other people playing you can't do everything in the game to compete it.

  • @gratzbb9073
    @gratzbb9073 4 года назад +33

    Fun Fact : Seaplane was supposed to be played by Tom Holland but he was too busy with homecoming. Glad he made that choice

  • @leacozzie6374
    @leacozzie6374 3 года назад +1

    The mario sound killed me 😂

  • @drthrayjaxymaxy8017
    @drthrayjaxymaxy8017 3 года назад +2

    The end sentence is pure treasure.🤣

  • @ScarlettJ1221
    @ScarlettJ1221 6 лет назад +744

    I watched this already...

    • @jeremychen5777
      @jeremychen5777 6 лет назад +67

      i was like dang this is some insane deja vu lol

    • @HunterAllen33
      @HunterAllen33 6 лет назад +6

      Yeah that’s what I’m saying

    • @bmbougie
      @bmbougie 6 лет назад +25

      Glad someone else said this cause I thought I was going crazy. Did it just get reposted?

    • @natethestrangest6592
      @natethestrangest6592 6 лет назад +5

      Okay, I thought I was tripping...

    • @AmorDeae
      @AmorDeae 6 лет назад +4

      But I'll watch it again!

  • @Danyellatr22
    @Danyellatr22 6 лет назад +47

    I rewatched it the other day and I noticed that Alex says that falling where the crocodiles are is a horrible way to die but then we learn he had use the plane and the air balloon to try to escape which is weird since they only had 3 lives and he had one left at the moment.

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 6 лет назад +6

      ƊƛƝƳЄԼԼƛƬƦƻƻ proof that Nick Jonas is a dick - he figured out how to get an extra life and never told any of the others

    • @LoganStargazer
      @LoganStargazer Год назад +1

      Did he die with the hot air balloon? I thought he just said it wouldn't lift off.

  • @stratonicc2651
    @stratonicc2651 2 года назад +1

    16:00
    ok, lil bit of a rant, but right here he drops a Colt 45. There are 2 Colt 45's on the GNR logo. "Welcome to the Jungle" is not only the name of the movie, but it is also a GNR song that they use in the movie. That didn't go that deep, but this is the deepest I've ever went into analyzing a movie.

  • @riodavie
    @riodavie 4 года назад +3

    A teenager in 2017 with CDs!
    Yes how dare you I was a teenager in2017 and have plenty of CDs! Still have them now!!! It's nice to put a cd in a hear a quality sound coming through a hi-fi system

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 3 года назад +1

      Thank you! That and only having to pay once

  • @Kouriame
    @Kouriame 5 лет назад +185

    My biggest and main issue with this movie is that in the first Jumanji, there were only 4 game pieces, meaning only 4 people could play. So why the hell, when the game upgraded, did it add a 5th player into its roster?

    • @dompie23
      @dompie23 5 лет назад +34

      Maybe it's the same reason why the game only had 4 controllers. It only needed 4 players because one of the players was already stuck in the game. The game adapts itself constantly so it doesn't seem like too much of a stretch

    • @rustyblonchjr8660
      @rustyblonchjr8660 5 лет назад +8

      that's the most stupidest reason to have a problem with a movie I ever heard

    • @wrenfeatherx
      @wrenfeatherx 4 года назад +5

      Kouriame cuz it's like fricken smash Bros. It's gonna keep getting bigger

    • @JustWriter
      @JustWriter 4 года назад +3

      It only needed the controller to suck someone in. They don't have to hold it the entire time.

    • @muaythaigoof
      @muaythaigoof 4 года назад

      Must have downloaded the season pass. Added the fifth player.

  • @1lordgray
    @1lordgray 4 года назад +152

    My sister and I were three years apart in school and my English teacher for my senior paper, looked back at my sisters paper from three years priior to verify I didn't plagiarize her paper in the 80s.

    • @JustWriter
      @JustWriter 4 года назад +24

      Yeah, they really do that. Some teachers are cynical and expect you to be exactly the same kind of student as your sibling or they just expect their students to cheat or if a metaphor comes up that often in a student's papers, they are going to notice.

    • @flowertrue
      @flowertrue 4 года назад +21

      My World Literature teacher claimed my best friend's original short story was made up because he said he was an expert in recognizing writing style and he could tell that I'd written her paper, which I hadn't even read. I was like, what a pretentious douche.

    • @BenjaminTurnerAUS
      @BenjaminTurnerAUS 4 года назад +11

      @@flowertrue they also use a program that scans all the papers in and checks it against papers around the world where I went.

    • @BenjaminTurnerAUS
      @BenjaminTurnerAUS 4 года назад +8

      @@MissKitae yes, in this world of academia, i found that to write the same thing twice, i have to actually quote myself in the previous article blog or paper!

    • @BenjaminTurnerAUS
      @BenjaminTurnerAUS 4 года назад +3

      @@MissKitae oh that's bad.

  • @remixchild
    @remixchild Год назад

    4:44 I love you cinemasins

  • @Pratiksha656
    @Pratiksha656 4 года назад +2

    Jack Black is so awesome, he's so cute as Bethany ❤❤

  • @zackftw2748
    @zackftw2748 6 лет назад +2700

    Didn’t you make this video already
    Edit: holy Jesus 2k likes?!

    • @aquarius6139
      @aquarius6139 6 лет назад +71

      He did

    • @sydneyrosser8714
      @sydneyrosser8714 6 лет назад +125

      Yeah, I just realized it seemed familiar

    • @kennethnwebb
      @kennethnwebb 6 лет назад +19

      that's what I was saying as well

    • @haminatorainz7227
      @haminatorainz7227 6 лет назад +19

      Jason Creeper that's what I thought as well

    • @Space-Cowboy13
      @Space-Cowboy13 6 лет назад +133

      Jason Creeper thank you. I'm sitting knowing exactly what's being said. IM FREAKING OUT OVER DEJA VU.

  • @dakotadeal8970
    @dakotadeal8970 6 лет назад +226

    I can't believe you skipped over the part of the Rock giving someone a Rock Bottom during the chase

    • @Alex632
      @Alex632 6 лет назад

      It doesn't add any value to the video.

    • @dakotadeal8970
      @dakotadeal8970 6 лет назад +4

      yo Alex it totally does. That's a funny part and he could've come up with a funny sin

    • @AnymousScreams
      @AnymousScreams 6 лет назад

      I agree that it does nothing for the video.

  • @the_alpha_not_male
    @the_alpha_not_male 3 года назад

    When kevin heart say "way do you say that name" i'v lost it, although i knew it's coming. 😂

  • @unofficialfoxy9181
    @unofficialfoxy9181 4 года назад +5

    Jeremy: Like that will stop a sequel
    Jumanji: The Next Level: Hold up-

    • @ilclaudio7233
      @ilclaudio7233 4 года назад

      And wasn't even so Great, so...
      Why?

    • @gauritrimbakkar9666
      @gauritrimbakkar9666 3 года назад

      his voice and the sentence itself "like thatll......." itself makes clear that he was being SARCASTIC idiot