Everything Wrong With Men In Black In 16 Minutes Or Less
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- Опубликовано: 19 июл 2017
- In honor of the 20th anniversary of Men In Black, we decided to go digging for sins. Found some, but this movie is still awesome.
Next week: 2 ridiculous action movies about 10 years apart.
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When I was a kid and watched this on VHS I started a timer when there was 8 minutes until the destruction of earth. And yes it was actually just under 8 minutes. I thought you'd take a sin off for that. I can not remember a movie where there was time counting down and it was actually accurate. come on. sin removed!
Daniel Hestand There was one movie (maybe more) b/c I always read the movie's trivia on Imdb. I can't remember which movie, though. I think Aliens (when the atmosphere station is about to blow) or Alien (the Nostromo's self destruct sequence).
I've always wondered why movies couldn't fix this if they had any re-shoots scheduled. Surely you just time the final edit of the scene and then shoot that snippet of "8 minutes until the destruction of Earth" and insert it in the placeholder you left in the editing room...?
Daniel Hestand I'm pretty sure High Noon does that too, and over the course of most of the film.
Reshoots are still generally well before the final edit is done.
Daniel Hestand Alien did that too, in the scene where the ship is counting down to self destruct.
Actually, the Bug DOES have a reason to bring her over, he even says it.
"It's a long trip, I'll need a snack."
but why does he throw away his snack?
She accidentally fell, and he couldn’ t be bothered to get her. Escape over snacks and all that.
Escape over snacks is not a motto I live by
@@gomcocramp I mean, 'specially if Linda Fiorentino is the snack....
Also if he buys the line about her being royalty he wants her to start a war for food. And she's been a decent bullet shield. And maybe he's starting to wear out his Edgar skin. Point is with his strength she's not exactly slowing him down and he's hungry
It's explained in other material that J did actually do everything right in his tests. So he wasn't hired just for athleticism. Even if he was being a smartass the whole time, his smartassery allowed him to do everything right.
Besides, he was a son of a guy who sacrificed himself for the old guy
@@metal87power They didnt know the plot of the third movie in the first one though.
@@compzac which made it hella confusing for me on the K & O relationship thing, since K was married and had a wife, hell he even keeps tabs on her in the 1st movie.
@@diegoguzman8843 yeah its the shitty problem with an otherwise near perfect PROPER Sequel to the first - it really could have been explained better - a line from someone saying for continuity sake or for the sake of the child once he is safe you will be neuralized - COOL done perfect - nope. And I DO care that much about it because genenly ever person I have talked to about this movie has the exact same problem! lol
I don’t think Vincent D’Onofrio gets enough credit for ANYTHING he does. He’s an amazing actor.
I feel like we can say that about rip torn, he s awesome in every role but never gets credit
He did a great job in the newton boys. That's an excellent movie.
Pyle
private pyle
His performance as Wilson Fisk in Daredevil was great to watch.
That line about a person being smart but people being dumb that was actually one of my favorite quotes from the movie I am so glad they took a sin off for it.
Also that they took one off for D’Onofrio because he was amazing in this movie.
I still use it several times throughout the year because it’s accurate as hell
Before watching, I can already tell you: if this doesn't end with them putting on the sunglasses and wiping the memory of all the sins, that's a goddamned missed opportunity.
True
Philip Zeplin yea
Well, watch to the end, you won't be dissap...
Hello.
Amazing thought. Would be classic. Adding a sin to CinemaSins for not getting that comedy gold opportunity.
I think what K meant when he told Zed that J "ran down a sephalapoid on foot" is more about J being able to keep up with it and being resourceful enough to track it down without any high tech gadgets that they use.
I think the little alien died because he couldn't breathe Earth's atmosphere and the vessel was compromised or something
That's what I always got out of that scene, too. The way he was acting reminds me of late-stage hypoxia.
Yea like mabye his neck was a air filter
@@joshskier But what if there was exposition about that? It would get sinned for it being a waste of time.
Rona
@Agent1W yeah being assholes is there whole business plan
Calling a shotgun a “rifle” even after already specifying that it’s a shotgun *ding*
Sinning J for saying “the cab” when he actually said “a cab” *ding*
13:10 *Vincent The Alien-Cricket* is taking *Sexy Morgue Chick* with him for a _SNACK!_
*HE SAYS SO IN THAT SCENE!!* Vincent ends up tossing her due to her _INCESSANT BITCHING!!!_
That shit was spoon-fed to you! DAFUQ JEREMY!?? **DING!**
You guys are just picky! Perfect for Cinema Sins! 😁
Instantly I was catching him messing up and realized I watch this channel so much I'm starting to turn into a much more nit picky asshole than I already was
Watch the bird man he points out this idiots flaws
@@SpaceStrike no you watch birdman. its for idiots like you who can't have fun and take everything seriously. When you look at birdmans comment section you realize his channel is just circlejerk for people who got butthurt because cinemasins sinned their favorite movie. Nothing against birdman himself tho.
About Sin #82 - it is clearly explained that he took her as a "snack" for the trip,then he dropped her and decided she wasn't worth it.
Yep..
Yeah, he literally told her.
it's still weird that he takes the effort to drag her alllll the way (and it's unlikely that she was just demurely accepting her capture before?), even climbing half the ladder with her, but as soon as she falls down once, then nope, going back and taking her back, _that's_ too much effort?
Some women aren't worth going back for.
Came here to post that
1:50 "increased the visible stars by a factor of 10" - I'm guessing the speaker has never gone camping in a forest.
This movie was such an important part of my childhood. I can remember every single scene of this movie almost verbatim which is super uncommon for me, even after countless viewings. My elementary school had a DARE program that held a talent show. For this talent show, I performed in a dance to Will Smiths “Men in Black” song. We made a crashed flying saucer for the stage and were dressed in cute MIB outfits and a parent played an alien. It was so much fun to be a part of. We used my dads super fancy detachable camera flash on the audience as the Neurolyzer at the end of the song. It was AWESOME!
HA!! Dude, me and my friends did a “dance” routine to this song in middle school!! (It was awful, but we thought it was amaaaazing at the time lol).
And we used a camera flasher at the end too 😂
@Melissa Green You better tell me you won on the spot cause of that XD
@@corbindioxide6253 I LOVE that! Honestly, how else can you end the performance?
You really are so special ❤
By the way at 8:53 the sign seems to be in Russian - "хорошая кухня" without the first 2 letters, which is weird. The translation is : "Good kitchen"
Constantine V. Yeah, I always wondered how they managed to lose the first two letters. Well, he gets to sin that, at least.
Was about to comment on that, but saw that you already beat me to it.
кухня = cuisine
'рошая' also really can be read as powar that way which is 'cook' in Russian O___o
I'm glad someone pointed this out!
Should be 1 sin removed for the subtle brilliance of the testing scene. First the MIB hands out a standardized exam but the real test is to see which guy in the room will think outside the box & take command of the situation by grabbing the table to use it for writing. Then on the target range, the trigger-happy soldiers all fail because they immediately shoot at any creature that looks strange. Clearly the wrong guys for an agency that deals exclusively with weird, often scary-looking aliens!
J is the only one who shows patience, takes in the situation & realizes the little girl is the most suspicious figure. J is smart, decisive, observant, & he thinks with a rational, open mind. He's capable of following orders, but he's not a sheep. The military guys fail because as Z says, they're "Everything we've come to expect from years of government training". For being a goofy alien action blockbuster, this movie actually has some incredibly smart writing!
The novelization actually explicitly states most of this IIRC.
Nick Bode i totally agree!!!!! I hardly ever get to catch the movie from the start on TV, but when i do, i watch up to the testing part bc that is hands down the best scene of the movie!!!! Hilarious and absolutely brilliant
Nick Bode Well said
Nick Bode doing a test that's impossible to pass normally that requires you to think out of the box to get answers.... Holy Cow, the MIB is giving out the Chunin exam
or the kobayashi maru
I've always interpreted Jay and Kay having dinner together to be no more than a false, implanted memory. Like Kay neuralised Jay then said "we spent the evening together at a restaurant where I bored you with a bunch of crappy jokes" and then the scene we witness is Jay's memory of that.
For Sin#82, he actually mentions how he’d like a snack. That’s why he had her but didn’t bother to actually go after her after she broke free. He wanted a snack but didn’t need one.
What you read as "Powar Kyxhr" is in russian. It means "Fine Cuisine" with supposedly two first letters being broken. [ХО]РОШАЯ КУХНЯ / [HO]ROSHAYA KUHNYA. Actually it's amazing - you sinned probably the only film with an almost correct russian sign, whilst there are myriads of films with absolute nonsensical russian signs, titles, etc.
There are myriad films with nonsensical Russian signs, titles, etc.*
You sinned a guy who doesn't know Russian for not recognizing Russian, and for not knowing it was correct Russian; I'm sinning your misuse of "myriad" and the lack of a capital R in Russian.
Myriad was originally used to mean "ten thousand", and you wouldn't say "...there are ten thousands of films..." because that isn't grammatically correct.
Edit: there are people who will claim that "myriad of" is correct use, however, it isn't. It's just commonly (mis)used, and common use does not equate to correct use. For instance, people commonly say "literally" when they mean "figuratively". Another example would be when people say, "I'm nauseous" when that means "I cause nausea". They should be saying, "I feel nauseated" or "I feel nausea".
And even the people who misuse "myriad" as "myriad of" never say "myriads". That's also incorrect.
TMYK
Candice ecidnaC this is not an R, this is a Я.
Candice ecidnaC how does it feel to be a grouchy annoying bitch?
Candice ecidnaC Bro Powar Kyxhr is a single phrase lol Jeremy could've looked that up before calling it gibberish. Calling someone out on grammatical errors as small as misusing a word despite it still giving the gist of the statement is being extra.
Candice ecidnaC Actually, the usage of myriad that you are referring to is in adjective form. S
Myriad can also be a noun that is synonymous with "countless" and would work in his sentence if it were not in plural form. So if he had said that "there are a myriad of ..." then that would have been grammatically correct. In fact, this was the original form of the word.
Source: www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/myriad
Even after 20 years. This movie still holds up.
Will Smith is a racist, so no it don't, he soiled it.
the movie sucked 20 years ago and it still sucks now
first name tell that to 92% rotten tomatoes
Yeah. I like it despite its flaws.
It's been 20 years?!?!
14:51 Actually a Roach can live after being split in half. I have accidentally done it before and the roach was still moving for over like an hour. They didn't die but they did escape so i don't have a official time but i do know that roach alien could have definitely lived after that.
Spoken like a true Arquellian
0:17 “K” is “Kay” in the subtitles.
12:58 People do notice it, it’s clearly shown in the newspaper later in the movie.
3:12 This is not a problem with the movie.
4:39 “J” is “Jay” in the subtitles.
12:08 Shotguns aren’t rifles.
12:45 J clearly said “a cab”, not “the cab”
1:50 That’s a pretty normal amount of visible stars considering the fact that they’re in the middle of a desert
Yay this is pretty bad in terms of mistakes
You sinned Cinemasins!!!!!
@Medicus this comment needs more likes :)
And the fact that he dabbed on Ks neuraliser speeches without thinking about how they were made to be like that
For the third one: Apparently you don't understand this video isn't meant to be 100% serious...
5:56 "PEOPLE are DUMB... a PERSON is SMART!" - My favorite quote EVER! ;)
And so appropriate that it's followed by an "everybody knows" statement that only _a person_ can question and find out is false
in fact pretty sure it _was_ about 500 years ago that 'people' started spreading that idea, in order to slander the people of the past and make themselves look big and advanced instead. and not much has changed since that 'enlightenment'
It's so strange that you messed up the juxtaposition of your favorite quote even though you have a timestamp for it.
1:55 You actually can see that many stars, if not more, when you are in the desert where there's no light pollution. Sinning this video for lazy sinning. *ding*
This,, And they didnt even show the Milky Way 'cloud'.
The second movie should be sinned for this instead, as the scene where K looks at the stars is right outside Jeeb's shop, which is in Manhattan, or at least in New York City. You cannot see that many stars from NYC.
They aren't in New York for that sky shot, they're in the middle of the desert.
ThundagaT2 Except that scene clearly didn't take place in Manhattan. Unless Manhattan is on the Mexican border now?
I changed my comment
Vincent D'Onofrio is an amazing actor. He's really underrated. He can play such a huge range of characters, convincingly. He's definitely one of the best.
U clearly never left the city if u think that aint real Sky lol.
Stars are even brigther
Seriously though, 30ish years ago LA had a major blackout and people were calling the police and shit because they thought something was wrong with the sky.
It was the Milky Way strip.
@@joshskier How can they even survive with that lack of knowledge? XD
I am not from the USA, but now i know one of the few places on America to not go now 😂😂
I have allways been a rural type of guy haha
his so right were I live you can see the curve of the milky way because the sky is so clear
@@Hug0Pro but their was no lap dance included
@@gangsterfish3247 That...i cannot deny or confirm. Maybe a lap dance IS happening, just too far away for us to see 😂
"It's a long trip. I'll need a snack" completely ignored that line.
While I do agree with this comment I ultimately agree with Jeremy since Edgar just thew her into a tree and said fuck it too squirmy
11:58 discount Riff Raff from Rocky Horror Picture Show :)
@ClarKent *ding*
This is true. The scene I can guarantee was meant to look like Laura got loose, but instead looks more like he just let go. Which I guess is an acting sin, rather than a lack of intention sin.
*ding*
jijonbreaker she doesn't "wrestle free", he just throws her away because she becomes too annoying. In that scene she's talking a lot. She isn't even struggling that much at that point. You can clearly see him express some disgust after tossing her out.
When a movie that's 20 years old (MIB) has better special effects than a movie that just came out last fucking year (Ghostbusters). Says a lot, doesn't it?
what!? it can't be that old, i'm only...... only................. shit.
CGI has its place, but most modern movies seem to have totally abandoned puppets and models, which looked *way* better. Hence Rexie looking way more realistic and scary in the early 90s while the indominus rex looked really dumb.
It doesn't have better special effects, you're talking out of your ass.
FuckingGolems Yes. It does.
Then you don't know what "special effects" means. Either that or the meaning of the word "better"
Sin 82-He said was bringing her along for a snack. But going back down to collect a snack wasn't as important as getting off the planet.
Sin 92-Same reason, he needed to get off the planet
Sin 93-He told the exterminator that cockroaches were underevolved brethren to him.
Also, no sin for revealing that they only wanted the galaxy because it was their missing marble?
i thought the marble was Our Galaxy.
OH MY GOSH THAT WAS AN ARQUILLIAN HAND AT THE END THERE MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE
No no no, the Arquillians are small enough to fit inside a human head shaped-and-sized vehicle. And small enough to crew a ship that can orbit Earth and shoot at the north pole.
Not bigger than the Milky Way.
But, OP, re:sin 93, Edgar didn't say anything about the cockroaches to the exterminator. He was talking about humans that whole time.
"Will Smith, who conveniently was off the next day and....yadda...yadda...yadda".
Pretty sure that a secret government organization privy to government access and advanced alien technology( like the neuralizer) could arrange for Smith's character to have the next day off.
And im pretty sure that if you gonna choose to go work at some secret af goverment organization you prob dont even need to really think about do i have a day off or not
@@legendaryjimbob7685
Exactly, but, he still could have failed the admissions tests.Of course, he didn't know that.
@@daverobson3084 But in any case it should not be too hard to guess that you passed after you were literally shown several alien worms making and drinking coffee before leaving, if i was him i would be thinking i 100% passed or there is no way they be showing me actual aliens
@@legendaryjimbob7685
Sure, but he didn't " get the day off of work" then. He got the day off of work knowing next to nothing about what he was going for. Unless you mean when he came back and met K on the elevator. Then he knew for sure, but, getting a day off from the NYPD by then was a moot .
That 8:54 sin is "eeeh". Those letters read "РОШАЯ КУХНЯ". "КУХНЯ" [kuhnya] means "cuisine" in russian and few other languages. First part appears to be gibberish unless it was "ХОРОШАЯ" [horoshaya] at some point in time but a letter fall of leaving word "good" severely maimed.
Sora-kun actually there was an earlier scene that showed the dinner from outside and the sign really is "ХОРОШАЯ КУХНЯ"
Sora-kun I
As a Russian, I do confirm that.
same
I just read it as "Russia Kitchen". I don't speak a word of the Slavic dialects, but I can at least read Cyrillic.
Linda should've been in the sequels. She was a great character.
And really hot...
@@whatsup7202 that too! I would've watched her and Jay in MIB II. Hell, they could've kept the plot about re-recruiting K, but had her along for the ride!
Bryan Egelhoff's Animation Tech Nation I agree.
what's up yes she's hot.
Yes! She also appeared in animated series. The second movie should develop her relationship with J as partner and love interest.
You can sin this movie all you want, but this movie is great. I enjoy watching you point out the flaws, but it's still holds up to the test of time. All around an enjoyable movie.. one of the best
Everything wrong with Men In Black:
*Nothing*
Preach!
Best fucking comment here ever
Well yes as far as men in black goes
Millennial Skeleton Preach!
Everything wrong with Men In Black International
Every bloody thing
How did K know J was coming and to be on the elevator when he arrived? That's simple, there was a camera outside the building. He hopped on the elevator when he saw J arrive (via camera) in order to greet him.
even I would've figured that out, it's a government agency, gotta have that kind of security
@@KatOwO2235 Shit the mib might even have portal technology.. they work with aliens
Man the "removing a sin" sound effect is oddly satisfying
It’s literally the sin sound reversed
@jarrod lutes record?
Free time Watch The Trolls 2 CinemaSins. You'll love that one
Personally I thought the shooting range exercise was more in keeping with MIB mentality. J may have been bullshitting but he has a point that the kid isn't where she's supposed to be and isn't behaving like a "normal" human of that age. Meanwhile not every alien they handle is hostile so shooting based purely on appearances is grounds for intergalactic war.
That "Ren & Stimpy" reference at the end with the red button, oh how I missed those early 90's cartoons shows, classic
Men in Black is actually one of the most clever comedies of all time.
true
I mean yeah if you’re about 6 years old. Haha goo and slime on stuff is funny.
@@bbtbbbbtbb3166 yep
Should have been a sin off for each of the following lines:
"Thank you for protecting us from these dangerous aliens."
"Your proposal is acceptable."
"You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training."
"We at the FBI have no sense of humor we're aware of."
However, they should have added a sin for when J told the alien that NYPD stands for "Knock Your Punkass Down," and/or for pretending that police brutality is funny.
@@JonPITBZN agreed
I still know all the words to the title track...
"The good guys dress in black, remember that"
Just in case we ever face to face or make contact. The title held by me M.I.B.
Means what you think you saw, you did not see.
Walk in shadow, move in silence
Guard against extra-terrestrial violence. But yo we ain't on no government list
We straight don't exist, no names and no fingerprints.
See somethin' strange, watch your back, cause you never quite know where the MIBs is at...
@@darrallshamarwilliams7560 here come the men in black
@@lukeharperistrash2914 Galaxy Defenders! (Uh!)
Here come the Men In Black (Men in Black...)
Won't let you remember...
"He's in A cab" not the cab, remove a sin.
It's still a sin though cause there's thousands of them in NYC & he can't possibly know which 1 it is.
Obligatory sin redacted for the ending scene that reveals entire galaxies are contained in marbles that are played for keeps by other aliens. Super cool Eldritch creative design, yo.
I still quote "a person is smart, people are dumb" to this day
As a quasi philosopher it is the best line in the movie
Though that does leave the question in this case on whether that statement is only exclusive to humans or not. Otherwise, having alien tech and cultural influences as a means to create an intellectual paradigm shift in the human race, might not be such a bad idea.
In fact whose to say MIB are the bad guys in this situation for essentially stagnating mankind with their "cover it up" plans and memory erasing, thus preventing that paradigm sift that's needed to basically purge mankind of its deplorable stupidity, and therefore causing mankind to dig itself into deeper holes until they ultimately destroy themselves?
Damn, now we're REALLY getting philosophical here!
It sure makes a lot of sense. Look at E.T. or other similar movies/shows. Eleven from Stranger Things is another example.
Not Paul tho lol...But I do agree and see the points that have been made
retrogamelover2012 Sadly this applies to all intelligent life until they spiritually grow up and get over their childish fear of _"Us vs Them"_ mentality aka xenophobia. You see this all the time by those who make everything a political / religious issue. The secret is not to focus on our differences but what we have in common.
Regarding Sin Number 82:
Because he wanted to have her as food! He even said that!
And he didnb't go after her because it would be too much trouble just for that and he needed to get out there fast.
13:09 for those curious
Makes sense
I scrolled down to the comments section just to post this.
Memento Mori But the way he left her. He waved instead of just moving without looking at her.
You are totally right but...
Overly concerned viewers are overly concerned **ding**
(that includes me)
12:47 Jay said "A cab" not "THE" cab.
14:27 the scene behind the 27th Sin kinda answers why The Bug cares about his Earth brethren.
A decently compelling story, weighed by some great performances by just about everyone, is just about enough to ignore the gaping plot holes and inconsistencies. This movie is an example of a movie where everyone in it reads the script and scratches their head, but then brings it on the screen.
This movie deserves way more sin retractions. Like when Zed says "Sucks, doesn't it?" with a laugh when Jay panics that the world is going to be blown up.
Red Thorn how is that a sin? They deal with this shit all the time and J will have to get use to it.
Kay:
There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray,
or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this
miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with
their happy lives is that they DO NOT KNOW ABOUT IT!
What are you talking about? I said a "Sin RETRACTION" which means take a sin OFF.
To be fair I'm expecting 50 sins to be added on in the next one for when Zed talks about his sex life with Frank.
I would have added a sin for the "Elvis was an alien" gag. That's one of the easiest ones in the book...not to mention it calls back "Independence Day" from a few years earlier ("I hope they bring back Elvis!").
Red Thorn huh
9:02 Still a little surprised to see the towers in the background. I didn't realize how familiar and ever-present they were in movies about or related to New York.
They really were - like any movie pre-9/11 that took place in NYC had them very prominently displayed in a skyline shot. These days they just use the Statue of Liberty and Empire State building but The Twin Towers were definitely just as important to the NYC vibe back then. Hell, a lot of TV shows that took place in NY back then had them, too, and would show them in a lot of between cut screens which is really weird to see these days o:
why would u be surprised? those towers were ever present, any time u looked towards manhattan u saw them. ever time i see them all i feel is rage, so now instead of ranting on youtube i will sit here and do it in private.
Not really surprised, that's not the right word. More just a feeling of comparing the pre 9/11/01 time with today when they're gone. So not really surprised, just a little jolt.
Yeah, it's still unbelievable that those enormous buildings are gone.
Yes even though I live in England
He clearly says "he's in A cab" *ding*
And also, the bug says the reason he's taking her with him is for a snack on the long trip... *ding*
"Why did he even bring her here?"
Thats a big, BIG sin on you CinemaSins.
"You're coming with me!"
"What?"
"It's a long trip; I'll need a snack!"
"I'll need a snack"
Proceeds to throw her into a tree
Yousef Mohamed I think she managed to wriggle free from his grasp and ended up falling into a tree (branch ex machina).
She didn't really wriggle free but was being enough of a struggling nuisance that he tossed her into the tree deciding it wasn't worth the effort.
The snack is weird though because we don't see him eating humans other than rage swallowing K; he eats sugar and merely kills humans.
He didn't eat Edgar; there's a newspaper article showing Edgar without his skin.
Thank you!! I know these sins are just for fun, but he said EXACTLY why he brought her: he could use a snack! He didn't go after her when she wiggled her way free because he's in a hurry and a snack is not worth that much effort.
The agent names are just their first initial; Jay was James, Kay was Kevin, etc. But that means that there can only be 26 different agent names...
denzal689 Maybe wheb they run out of letters they switch to two letters? Like TJ or PJ pr something
Or maybe the elite squad gets a single letter, and then as the rank goes down more letters are added?
Also to add, Zed had his name. So clearly more than just single letters or letters can be in a name.
double letters? like double "o" from MIB 3.
TiagoTiago - I like that thought. We have that system for cities and their license plate - the bigger, the less letters. (I don't know, how it works in other countries :D )
9:08
That's Liberty State Park in New Jersey. It's right off of the NJ Turnpike. You even see the TP sign to the right of the car.
5:56 such a tremendous and subtle bit of social commentary, and TLJ delivers it perfectly
Powar Kyxhr - it similar to russian "РОШАЯ КУХНЯ". First word is a half of the word "ХОРОШАЯ" which means "good" and the second one "КУХНЯ" means "kitchen" or "cuisine". It's a bit of a stretch, but after they put "Rob, Kill, Fuck a goose" on a russian fire alarm in video game... xD
lol, which game has that?
Alpha Protocol
I came here just to see if someone told him it was in Russian. Thank you.
watch?v=JhpDef6ItH4
Alpha Protocol
12:45 J clearly says "He's in a cab', not in "the" cab.
yo, who the fuck cares about hollywood and the god damn jews? i feel like you are racist just for bringing it up.
who gives two shits lol
oh, so you're not a racist, you're just someone who discriminates against groups of people based on their ethnicity, excuse me, you clearly have the moral high ground.
Logic is Your friend He clearly mentions "ethnic Jews", so he's referring to the ethnic group, not the religious group, so they are a race in this context
Hey guys quick question. Is my list all bunched up together or is each name presented line after line.
Lol it's different when I look on my phone & then on a computer..
I won't lie: the "He just did a Peter Pan off this here dam" outtake always makes me laugh.
"Honey, this one's eating my popcorn."
-10 sins just for that alone.
I like saying roll credits for every movie name in the movie
Che1seabluesdrogba11 Me too! I knew there was a roll credits sin even before they did this movie
Che1seabluesdrogba11 whenever someone is spying on someone nowadays, in my head I hear "heeeeey Tommy. How's the peepin?"
Rape movie
8:48
It's in Russian. The first syllable is missing. It reads "(ХО)РОШАЯ КУХНЯ," pronounced [ha-ro-sha-ya kuh-nia]. It literally means "good cuisine." You better take that ding back, Jeremy.
Semyon Galtsev damn
I was just coming down here to say the same thing!
Yes. CinemaSins should know Russian.
I came down here literally a minute after you to say the same thing.
Neat!
What's freaky is seeing the World Trade Center towers. Something we always thought would be there. @9:03.
I just watched the movie yesterday and it really screwed with me. I forgot MIB came out in 97. With 9/11 being only the day prior it messed with my head a bit... two things so important to the skyline of newyork... gone. Doesn't matter how big or important something is, the worst can always happen
What happened to them?
Can't believe how well the Good Will Hunting - Robin Williams bench scene fits with the J&K Bench scene. Nicely done CinemaSins.
Why did Edgar-bug bring her along? He says it himself, he wants a snack for the trip. He leaves her because it's not worth going down and picking her up again, he's having enough trouble controlling the Edgar suit as it is, and he only has so much time.
Freckris I was hoping someone else would say that lol
Freckris Kerb. The alien's name is Kerb.
I was wondering if nobody else remembered this.
I was thinking that too. Cinema Sins obviously just skimmed the movie lol
At that point though why is it still wearing the Edgar skinsuit.
1:50 Jeremy has never seen a sky without light pollution *ding*
Welcome to LA.
Anyway, the stars positions and brightness aren't similar to the real ones, so even though a pollutionless sky is even more starry than that, it still looks fake as shit because there's no real constelations or features.
Hasn't he ever seen a photo of the night sky without light pollution?
I was about to write that. If anything, it's too DARK a sky in the desert...
OOOOOOHHHHHH you idiots!!!!
Best line in the movie. He gets his ship shot down and that’s the first thing he says. Vincent was fantastic in that movie. Every scene he had was gold.
I really thought the kid with physics book thing was a bit much. Though I may not have understood it at that age, I was definitely trying to read about quantum stuff at that age because of how cool discovery science made it sound
I think the table dragging scene was supposed to be a test. They were all sitting on chairs that were impossible to write in. Not one of the others thought, there's a table I can use.
John Wedderburn Yes. They were probably looking for someone that thinks out of the box/creatively, instead of someone who simply always follows rules.
It really doesn't take a genius to realize that the entire written test was actually a psychological test of patience, critical thinking and problem solving. Everything in that scene was set up to test the candidates' ability to think on their feet and not blindly "follow the rules".
Outside the box thinking.
I agree, all the others were trying to get creative and J was the only one thinking, no wonder he got hired, especially when to know when a human was a threat even though these were jokes, it makes more sense and is more funny
1:50 CinemaSins doesn't know what light pollution is
*ding*
Yup, glad I'm not the only one who spotted that. Kinda sad to think there are city dwellers in the world who don't even realize that a natural night sky is actually supposed to be filled with stars. In fact, that shot they showed was actually pretty dark compared to what a real, proper night sky should look like. Sigh. Not everything is bright and shinny in this future we live in.
actually, there should be way more lights out
Cinema sins haveing a hard time finding those sins?
Poor people who have never seen the stars
I know I'm 3 years late to comment on such an old video, but I would just like to put this small thank you here instead of in an obvious place and I hope that _someone gets this [totally not urine] in a bottle._
The reading and acting on these CinemaSins videos deserve (even) way more credit than they do. The timing, intonation, intention, are just perfect and awesome and I'll have to take a sin of. I have watched many movies multiple times and yet again I catch myself on watching the same CinemaSins videos that I have already seen multiple times on movies that I've seen multiple times, and enjoying every minute of it.
Honestly if you think about it as a whole now. With the last MIB to feature Will where he goes back intone to hang out and save K, the diner scene where K is laughing and telling his story... It makes a lot of sense especially why they chose him instead of all those other candidates.
You forgot about the fact they were covered head to toe in alien guts after K shoots his way out of the aliens stomach then in the next scene they're completely clean! One sin for you Cinema Sins!
2 words. Scotch guard
I thought for sure you'd sin the ridiculousness of the agents being referred to by the first letter of their original names. Think about that for a moment: Does that mean there are only 26 agents total? What about all those other workers we see at headquarters? There's clearly more than 26 total people there. And what if you get recruited but there's already an agent who shares the same first letter in their name as you have in yours? "Sorry, James--we were gonna call you Agent J, but Jared has been with us for 14 years, and he's already our Agent J."
+malcolmthebear - Yes, there's only 26 "field agents" the rest are their own divisions.
I remember in extended material, their were agents with two letters. AA BB CC etc...
That means with their God knows how many workers there's a potential Agent AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA out here somewhere xD
In mib 3 will Arnet's character is agent AA so there is at least 52 agents if not more
If a letter is already taken in MiB, you get the same letter, only doubled. Imagine the embarrasment if someone named Paul was recruited and "Agent P" was already taken
4:16 *Shows table dragging*
Okay there is nothing wrong with this scene-
"And I'll even take a sin off."
...Damn straight.
i absolutely love that 'jump' edit emerging Men In Black with Matrix. that was well done. & thanks for another entertaining episode.
Personally, my favourite exchange in the movie was re: K's crush.
J: "Well, you know what they say: it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all."
K: "Try it."
And Jay ends up going through the same thing in MIB2. :)
"Will Smith's teacher is in Philidelphia"
I think we aren't appreciating this as much as we should.
also Mib3 explained it, J's dad was active military, Military brats often move around a lot!
steeledminer616 *Philadelphia
Oh my god
steeledminer616 fresh prince reference?
steeledminer616 8:54 It says Good or Nice Kitchen in Russian.
CinemaSins not taking a sin off when Will was stepping on the roaches is an actual sin. That scene was funny as freak.
4:55 A room full of MILITARY trained soldiers are standing around in a room waiving theoretically still loaded firearms like they are laser pointers.
Not only was the Earth known to not be flat way before 500 years ago, Eratosthenes of Egypt made a shockingly-close-to-the-actual-value estimate of the circumference of the Earth using the Lighthouse of Alexandria and a well back around 240 BC. ...A bit off topic but I can't resist sharing a slice of scientific history.
ya the only thing people couldn't agree upon was if the sun rotates around the Earth or the Earth around the sun, or if the Earth is in the center of the Universe.
Only the church argued that.
Um...and the Islamic astronomers. And the Greeks. And the Babylonians. Doesn't mean they were right, just don't go saying it was just one group who got it wrong.
Indeed, the reason no one wanted to find Christopher Columbus on his expedition wasn't because their was an end of the world. If you take North and South America out of the equation, it's just a big empty ocean with maybe a few islands here and there. Had there been no Americas, his fleet would have either starve to death or had his crew mutiny.
Christopher Columbus didn't even believe America existed. He thought he was going to sail to India and he never actually reached the American mainland, just some of the islands in the caribbean.
0:40 Screw you CinemaSins. That illegal alien illegal alien gag is fucking gold! The purpose it plays is actually introducing the audience to the concept of an agency that governs extra terrestrials on Earth in the same way that agencies govern aliens from other countries in the US. This was an absolutely brilliant way to introduce the concept because the audience presumably is familiar with a border patrol and so they can easily extend that to a version of border patrol for a planet if the movie makes the connection for them.
GeorgeMonet I agree with the sentiment, but the scene arguably could have been handled better. Love the movie, but just sayin'.
GeorgeMonet Wow
It's not like
These are jokes or anything huh
All serious sins right
Being this triggered by a youtube channel
Dio Brando there’s a difference between good humour and misinformed, poorly thought out humour based on arguments that are easily countered. I personally used to sin the sins where I saw something was wrong. A lot of the points made are just stupid. Sure, be funny. But be funny and have a point.
GeorgeMonet you wrote all of that just to prove a stupid point just because you think something is comedy gold it does not mean that everyone else thinks the same he did not think it was that clever boohoo.
Iconic can't even begin to describe this movie. Great video as usual!
Poor Linda Fiorentino, I would've loved to see her in the sequel.
Poor her nothing. Apparently she's a massive pain in the ass to work with. She had a couple of big movies and became a huge diva, which tanked her career.
7:15 - Gotta sin you, Jeremy, for mistaking Newt Gengrich as "alive Ted Kennedy." **ding!**
Jim B. He didn't mistake anything. There is a photo of an alive Ted Kennedy up there.
dark_neverland If there is, either I'm not seeing it or the sin counter is blocking it.
In retrospect, I think this was another version of saying "discount (person)," like "discount Matt Damon" (AKA Jesse Plemons).
Oh the Fresh Prince lyrics reference is gold.
5:56 Black Friday Reference. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it.
10:29 Orions belt is a cluster of three stars in a line, the alien didn’t finish the sentence so he just assumed he meant belt, he didnt know at the time the cats name was Orion
Yes exactly Jay didnt know that the cats name was orion, but he would know of orions belt, the sin did stand not just because the asshole named the cat orion, but because after jay says orions belt the asshole agrees shakign his head yes, thats the sin, the alien knows its a cat and the alien would infact know its called a collar and not a belt, since presumably he had to buy the collar and would see collar printed on the label.
Seeing the scenes from the film again reminded me how bad most of the special effects today are. They had better CGI/special effects in this film than anything recent that I can think of.
I think with today CGI they work in a more relaxed way because for the large public they are OK and while we are a lot, we, who pay attention to practical and CG effects, are not the massive public to be aimed. While 20 years ago, they knew their limitations and worked harder to make their film, the top of the art of CGI, just to see 'who's got it longer' (as argentinians says).
Andrew Dembouski i have its crap
ikr, this movie has better effects than the 2016 Ghostbusters movie
When did you guys discontinue the "Noone who watches the sky for a living notices this" sin?
GOD I love your audio outtakes!
"Edgar" takes whatever-her-name-is so he can eat her later. "It's a long trip, I'm gonna need a snack". He leaves her after she falls because he knows he's being trailed and is trying to get out of there quickly ☺️
No sin removal for "I make this look good," and you *added* a sin for Will Smith's Men In Black rap?
Get your *shit* together CinemaSins!
Should be +1 sin for not coming up with an original score rather than just knocking off Forget Me Nots as sung by Patrice Rushen
To be accurate you should probably add AND remove sins for the MiB rap.
Why is "I make this look good" a removal? It's not that great a moment ya know. And why NOT add a sin for the MIB rap? You a rap fan who hates anyone who says anything bad about it? Get YOUR shit together bucko.
Get it together, put it in a box or something...just get it together!
Chris Moore Hell even put it in a shit museum, I don't care... just get your shit together
to sin cinema sins I'll answer the why did bug Edgar bring the morgue lady.
he clearly stated "it's a long trip I'll need a snack" plushe had her drive him to the world's fair as he didn't know where it was
ding
Also J clearly says "a" cab, not "the" cab.
Ding.
I’m so glad these people know about how great Tony’s work is
The whole franchise of Men in Black as a whole is actually amazing. The only thing that was wrong was that disaster of Men in Black international
10:30 _"This asshole calls the cat's collar a belt?"_
Actually, no, he doesn't. He says it's "on Orion's...." as he's dying.
Jay guesses 'belt', reasonably though incorrectly.
Bill Woods yeah but he also tries to say belt he says "be-be-be"
not only that but he also nods when J says "belt", so the alien very much intended to call it a belt but couldn't because he was dying
He says "beh. beh. beh..." and then mumbles something like "what is the word"
I believe he said "b.. bu.. butt".... The galaxy in on Orion's butt.
the sin is that he didn't say "cat" instead of Orion's be-be-be-
Practically the only reason I want to see *Everything wrong with 21 JumpStreet* is for the roll credits seen
Some more wrong with this review, in 1 minute:
There are actually that many stars in the sky, x1000. It's only light pollution causes kids like you to have never seen this.
Most fans of MIB will probably know Mr Shalub from his amazing turn in Galaxy Quest.
In 1961, Queens was almost certainly one of the LEAST racially diverse places on Earth.
Trucks use reversed-lettering for advertising purposes, not because we're expected to move over for them.
"Orion's Belt" is the rather well-known name of a part of the constellation of Orion.
"Roachist" + classic Ren = -5 sins. Well done.
I’ve been watching for years now, and I just realized that the bell sound is reversed when sins are removed.
No removed credit for the "Can you explain why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?" bit? That's one of the best quotes ever!
And I agree, Vincent D'Onofrio's performance as an alien in a human's skin that doesn't fit is so perfect! I would have really removed 3 or 5 sins because that's one of my favorite perfectly executed strange performances of all time! He did it SO perfectly!
Vincent D'Onofrio is such an insanely underrated actor.
Yes and they’re assholes
i also like his role as Kingpin
Vince has been such an amazing and diverse actor since Full Metal Jacket. There's always some form of craziness in all his portrayals. Love this guy.
Am I the only one who looped the video three times at the Sin where Jeremy says : "Philadelphia, which is where Will Smith as actually born and raised; The playground is where he spent most of his days." Just to make sure I was actually hearing right and that he made a Prince of Bell-air reference?
Respect for CinemaSins: Raised by a whole lot more.
Dude, Cin.Sins was raised even earlier than that. Why else would he almost exclusively suck off '80s and older movie teat?
NiceRsProductions No.
Joshua Carpenter Oh, I'm not impressed by the connection. I'm impressed by the fact they actually referenced it in the vid.
NiceRsProductions you had to listen to that 3 times to get that? Lol...
No, I'm pretty sure everyone knows the theme song to some extent at this point, even without having watched the show.
1:51 that's what the sky looks like when you don't live in a city. Actually, there's another factor of ten when you get REALLY far from civilization and there's 0 light pollution. The night sky can look absolutely crazy in the right places
you were making me think of Newsies sooooo much. "The World", Sana Fe. "my old friend"
I Hate Everything: Man, I hate every single movie!
CinemaSins: Hold my beer.
jonathangtheguy you just made my week
I hate everything has a series about movies he loves now though
To be fair, he sounds incredibly jovial and takes off 3 sins. I'm pretty sure Jeremy loves this movie.
jonathangtheguy CinemaSins loves a lot of the movies he sins. A lot of times the description will tell you how he feels about the movie, including this one!
Wine *