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  • Опубликовано: 4 дек 2019
  • Men In Black: International is a movie that happened. You might have forgotten about it, as most people did. Because it was a forgettable movie with almost zero of the charm of the original, despite a solid cast. Sins galore!
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  • @scruffy4473
    @scruffy4473 4 года назад +4109

    This movie is basically: "Look! We got Thor and Valkyrie into a movie together again! But we're not Marvel! Love us anyway!"

    • @ikkelolnl
      @ikkelolnl 4 года назад +100

      Scruffy447 i just read that in cinnemasins voice

    • @martinmercury5699
      @martinmercury5699 4 года назад +48

      DING!

    • @shillin65
      @shillin65 4 года назад +101

      fun fact: men in black was based on a comic book series that was acquired by marvel in '94
      technically making this a marvel movie

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 4 года назад +17

      We got Thor and someone no one cares about....

    • @Shuhua1999
      @Shuhua1999 4 года назад +27

      @@shillin65 wouldnt that make them S.H.I.E.L.D.??????

  • @MegaSoulHero
    @MegaSoulHero 4 года назад +4436

    Oh yeah. I forgot this movie came out.

    • @Craigsmovieexploration
      @Craigsmovieexploration 4 года назад +48

      same here

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 4 года назад +74

      Even the merchandisers forgot it came out.

    • @kyokushin1754
      @kyokushin1754 4 года назад +50

      How is this comment 20 hours old when this video was uploaded 7 minutes ago

    • @Craigsmovieexploration
      @Craigsmovieexploration 4 года назад +18

      @@kyokushin1754 something fishys going on here

    • @clickycal
      @clickycal 4 года назад +32

      This would be what ghostbusters 2016 would have been without the controversy.

  • @admiraljetro8783
    @admiraljetro8783 4 года назад +2405

    *Movie doesn't have Will Smith*
    This is a morally wrong choice

    • @dorisperrot2478
      @dorisperrot2478 4 года назад +124

      Will Smith made the franchise. BRING HIM BACK!!!

    • @lordizeka9921
      @lordizeka9921 4 года назад +58

      I hate this movie only cause will smith is not in it

    • @attayah2120
      @attayah2120 4 года назад +42

      Yeah the first three movies had him in it, and then this happens, how does the storyline of this connect to the previous three?

    • @admiraljetro8783
      @admiraljetro8783 4 года назад +27

      @@attayah2120 It doesn't. Like the 2016 Ghostbusters, and other rebooted movies. It can't connect to the current storyline

    • @EyeSky420
      @EyeSky420 4 года назад +4

      It has liam neeson

  • @keez994
    @keez994 4 года назад +2132

    If Liam Neeson is not the star of the movie, he’s the obvious surprise villain 😅

    • @TheCrazyfighter19
      @TheCrazyfighter19 4 года назад +29

      Ted 2 😂

    • @TheCultureCommentary
      @TheCultureCommentary 4 года назад +31

      They could have gone with Pedro Pascal but he is busy pretending to be the guy in Mandalorian Armor

    • @NostalgiaReaper
      @NostalgiaReaper 4 года назад +7

      @@TheCultureCommentary which he's doing an amazing job as the man with no name lol

    • @TheCultureCommentary
      @TheCultureCommentary 4 года назад +13

      @@NostalgiaReaper As long as they dont make him a secret villain again I am happy. After Kingsman 2 and Equalizer 2 they better have something else for him to do.

    • @mbp7060
      @mbp7060 3 года назад +1

      If he isn't stomping a man's guts out I don't wanna see him.

  • @Memelord2020
    @Memelord2020 4 года назад +3413

    I felt like I got hit with the neuralyzer after the movie ended. That’s how forgettable this movie is.

  • @SpinosaurusStudios_
    @SpinosaurusStudios_ 4 года назад +1798

    “Hey remember Thor and Valkarye?”
    “Yeah?”
    “Let’s have them working in S.H.I.E.L.D.”

    • @MaxxdOut313
      @MaxxdOut313 4 года назад +14

      I 'member!

    • @buchiklop110
      @buchiklop110 4 года назад +28

      I mean, I'd love to see Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson join Clark Gregg and Ming-Na Wen in Season 7...

    • @clairepettie
      @clairepettie 4 года назад +11

      @@buchiklop110 He's going to be pissed that Coulson's still alive and never looked him up once after all these years. Still sounds more entertaining to me than the Asguardians of the Galaxy or Natalie PortThor.

    • @dorianjareth9198
      @dorianjareth9198 4 года назад +4

      Valkyrie...

    • @ma2443
      @ma2443 4 года назад +3

      i wouldve watched this film if it had more hype, before it even came out it felt like a film i knew would be forgettable, its a shame i was hoping to watch more chris hemsworth films apart from the avengers films but oh well

  • @wilbourke4188
    @wilbourke4188 4 года назад +1422

    Everyone: this movie is forgettable
    MIB: we did our jobs, people!

  • @justanotherguy5915
    @justanotherguy5915 3 года назад +128

    Men in Black without will Smith is like watching pirate of the Caribbean without johny Depp

    • @darktooth4576
      @darktooth4576 3 года назад +9

      This is why i prefer watching MIB’s 1 - 3, this movie just ditches the majority of the original cast, sure Z died, but at least that somewhat saved him from being in this movie, not to be a dick about it, but, c’mon, Will Smith and the other OG cast members were what made MIB golden in the first place, i mean, if there was a PROPER MIB 4, since they introduced time travel in MIB3, what if there was some alien that decided to bring back the villains from the first 3 movies, but, now with different goals now that they’re all together and forced to team up, or something, though, this causes an issue in the time/space continuum.

    • @tiaferrandino4881
      @tiaferrandino4881 Год назад +4

      @@darktooth4576 now that would've been a cool MIB 4.

    • @AmaAndZing
      @AmaAndZing Год назад +2

      ya little will smith fanboys lmaooo tommy carried

    • @m.e.c.hn.e.s.t4757
      @m.e.c.hn.e.s.t4757 8 месяцев назад

      Or Indiana Jones without Harrison Ford.

  • @firingallcylinders2949
    @firingallcylinders2949 4 года назад +3306

    Imagine having Chris Hemsworth and Liam Neeson in a movie and making it irrelevant

    • @Souchi-ito
      @Souchi-ito 4 года назад +101

      Chris Hemsworth isn't that big outside marvel. Most of his movies are flop.

    • @TV-cv1eb
      @TV-cv1eb 4 года назад +17

      Andy Warner red dawn was good

    • @gowtham_1777
      @gowtham_1777 4 года назад +13

      @@TV-cv1eb so was rush

    • @belladonna869
      @belladonna869 4 года назад +5

      Tanner Vincent that was Liam not Chris

    • @TV-cv1eb
      @TV-cv1eb 4 года назад +15

      @@belladonna869 nope check the imdb or watch the movie it was Chris

  • @Igorcastrochucre
    @Igorcastrochucre 4 года назад +1630

    I heard about this movie the day it came out, then never heard of it again until Honest Trailer did a video on it, and forgot about it again until now. How are big-budget blockbusters having so little staying value in collective memory?

    • @a.h4224
      @a.h4224 4 года назад +34

      This isn't blockbuster movie🙈

    • @slyceth
      @slyceth 4 года назад +5

      why are they still being sinned and honested?

    • @TylerBluTheConqueror777
      @TylerBluTheConqueror777 4 года назад +1

      What about Pets 2?

    • @scottcrawford3745
      @scottcrawford3745 4 года назад +16

      @The Secret Service ummmmm.. no. I'm more inclined to believe that a being a Blockbuster refers to money earned, and in particular, much more money earned than the costs of producing and marketing the movie. It cost $110 million to make, and it's break-even point worldwide was $220 million, however it's worldwide gross box office was/ is still only ~ $254 million, meaning it just barely covered costs with a bit to spare.

    • @GBart
      @GBart 4 года назад +34

      All they want is to trick you into buying a ticket. Once they get your money, mission accomplished. Who cares if you liked it?

  • @malakai1643
    @malakai1643 4 года назад +512

    Me: watches MIB 1, 2, and 3 with friend
    Friend: wasn't there another MIB movie or something?
    Me: No

    • @mimiwmki733
      @mimiwmki733 3 года назад +11

      Me too

    • @intheclear3492
      @intheclear3492 3 года назад +11

      Very wise

    • @julesstachura6826
      @julesstachura6826 2 года назад +9

      THATS FACTS whenever someone asks about this movie I give a super negative reply

    • @nubeyazul
      @nubeyazul 2 года назад +7

      I would have said that there's only 1 movie and an animated series. Nothing else.

    • @B.Piercesports
      @B.Piercesports 2 года назад

      Lmaooooo

  • @FordPrefict42
    @FordPrefict42 3 года назад +199

    Because of Cinema Sins, I never have to sit through any bad movies for longer than 20 minutes.

    • @brodycaldwell9678
      @brodycaldwell9678 2 года назад +1

      Perfect example: Cats

    • @Novasigmia
      @Novasigmia 2 года назад

      I saw this for the lore not the bad acting 😒

    • @theyellowlightsaber3193
      @theyellowlightsaber3193 2 года назад +2

      I wouldnt call this a bad movie. I would call it unremarkable, which is actually worse.

    • @fozzylozzy1131
      @fozzylozzy1131 2 года назад

      @@theyellowlightsaber3193 no it's a bad film, so many things wrong in just the first 10 minutes alone

  • @MazeDaGr8
    @MazeDaGr8 4 года назад +1231

    The biggest sin with this movie is that Tommy Lee Jones & Will Smith weren't in it

    • @kikiwhite_creates
      @kikiwhite_creates 4 года назад +13

      Frosty 012 ikr

    • @UxCANxDOxIT
      @UxCANxDOxIT 4 года назад +45

      Thank God they weren't

    • @robertagu5533
      @robertagu5533 4 года назад +17

      Well 3 outta 4 hat trick ain't bad.. seems J and K lucked out. Here they got Thor, Valkyrie and the Preventor and this movie STILL crashed and burned.

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 4 года назад +5

      Nobody cares Juan.

    • @averymerrick
      @averymerrick 4 года назад +3

      They were too expensive.

  • @nintendolife25
    @nintendolife25 4 года назад +1675

    You don’t need a Neuralyzer to forget about this movie.

    • @Souchi-ito
      @Souchi-ito 4 года назад +29

      Nice burn

    • @rowanindigo3255
      @rowanindigo3255 4 года назад +7

      lol...I mean I rlly liked the movie but your comment is hilarious

    • @manwithoutanidea4637
      @manwithoutanidea4637 4 года назад +5

      Deep Kumar B S i couldn’t bare to watch something so unfunny and unnecessary which was made only for a quick cash grab

    • @mimiwmki733
      @mimiwmki733 3 года назад

      Me too

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 года назад +1

      I keep forgetting what MiB 3 is about.

  • @jameswarhammer2637
    @jameswarhammer2637 4 года назад +130

    Missed the opportunity for Mark Zuckerberg to be an alien on the celebrity alien thing

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 3 года назад

      On the celebrity screen the last one was mark suzucber

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 3 года назад +2

      5:43

    • @SamTheUndying
      @SamTheUndying 3 года назад +6

      @@gmailquinn are...
      Are you insuating Elon Musk is Mark Zuckerberg

    • @tubaraofeio1053
      @tubaraofeio1053 2 года назад

      @@SamTheUndying bro that IS mark zuccerburg

    • @SamTheUndying
      @SamTheUndying 2 года назад +2

      @@tubaraofeio1053 damn i knew mark zuckerberg looked like shape shifting alien but i didnt know he turned into Elon musk, how deep does this gooo?

  • @ginoregala7603
    @ginoregala7603 4 года назад +319

    “47 SECONDS OF LOGOS” does anyone else hear this when they watch movies now??

    • @personal8795
      @personal8795 4 года назад +2

      Gino Regala 100%😂

    • @matthewjohnson1252
      @matthewjohnson1252 4 года назад +3

      Every fuckin time ..every fuckin time smh smfuckinh

    • @petermarais4168
      @petermarais4168 4 года назад +3

      I literally quote it to the person next to me

    • @grahampilcher8029
      @grahampilcher8029 4 года назад +6

      I also say roll credits to the person next to me when the title of the movie is mentioned in the movie

    • @owenwigg2309
      @owenwigg2309 4 года назад +2

      whenever i eat an apple i feel like an asshole

  • @jonobjornholm
    @jonobjornholm 4 года назад +1203

    Cinemasins: doing his job
    Me getting reminded this movie exists

  • @mortysmith6090
    @mortysmith6090 4 года назад +394

    Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones' 'camoes' are reduced to a painting/picture on a wall.

    • @spencerrr9878
      @spencerrr9878 4 года назад +51

      This whole movie basically rewrote the entire plot of the MIB universe and it continually pissed me off throughout this movie

    • @alensmit3664
      @alensmit3664 4 года назад +24

      Independence Day: Resurgence did the exact same thing, and yes IDR has two plots: With Will or without, and that "Without Will" was rushed hard and failed...

    • @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets
      @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets 3 года назад +4

      @@alensmit3664 both instances prove that if you can't get Will Smith back for the movie don't bother making a continuation of a Will Smith movie!

  • @lustwaffe9000
    @lustwaffe9000 4 года назад +282

    Even the title “MIB: International” sounds wrong.

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 4 года назад +42

      Considering the agency is supposed to be a planetary organization in the first place...

    • @vincentpemberton3749
      @vincentpemberton3749 4 года назад +26

      In my opinion it is. It should be called, "MIB: The London Branch." if anything.

    • @Astroman10
      @Astroman10 3 года назад +6

      @@vincentpemberton3749 yep what's screams London like an Australian actor paired with an American Actress chasing down an Irish actor who is the secret villain. Because there definitely aren't any popular British actors during the making of this movie. Emma Thompson and Rafe Spall, the two actual English actors, have minimal screen time!

    • @mimiwmki733
      @mimiwmki733 3 года назад

      This moive got 23% rotten nice try
      this moive not put mib l moive

    • @dindjarrin8324
      @dindjarrin8324 2 года назад +1

      MIBI just doesn’t have the same ring to it does it?

  • @xtinydemon7631
    @xtinydemon7631 3 года назад +105

    At least they didn't kiss, which is one of my favorite parts of the movie

    • @zolanicovane8293
      @zolanicovane8293 3 года назад +12

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣would’ve been predictable af if they did that

    • @rainbowruler6453
      @rainbowruler6453 2 года назад +3

      Yeah, it’s almost like men and women can’t just be friends?! But no, the film industry has to make it like every man and women friendship ends up in love or something

  • @TheAzulmagia
    @TheAzulmagia 4 года назад +502

    "I can appreciate that, but also sin." - CinemaSins in seven words

  • @HurricaneDDragon
    @HurricaneDDragon 4 года назад +838

    The year’s most forgotten movie. ...It did come out this year, right?

    • @squidwardthedankest6642
      @squidwardthedankest6642 4 года назад +35

      I think it was last year, right?

    • @pandekuri
      @pandekuri 4 года назад +56

      There’s one more forgettable. Charlie’s Angels

    • @Igorcastrochucre
      @Igorcastrochucre 4 года назад +58

      This year there was an X-Men movie, a Terminator one, a Hellboy reboot, It chapter 2, a Secret Life of Pets sequel, should I go on?

    • @leoreoden5821
      @leoreoden5821 4 года назад +35

      @@Igorcastrochucre wait there was an hellboy reboot?

    • @thewolfking3054
      @thewolfking3054 4 года назад +24

      @@Igorcastrochucre it chapter 2 was probably the only movie in that list I actually care about

  • @gemluka6666
    @gemluka6666 4 года назад +58

    cinemasins: they didn't give us french fries?
    belgium: we did

    • @jrojassengard2586
      @jrojassengard2586 4 года назад +1

      Inderdaad

    • @whiskeyshaw8818
      @whiskeyshaw8818 3 года назад +1

      No actually, they weren’t made in France
      They were cooked in Greece

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 3 года назад

      @@whiskeyshaw8818 That's why no one orders fries in a Greek restaurant.

  • @themimsy
    @themimsy 3 года назад +82

    What I hate about the Chris Hemsworth needing to sleep with an alien to save his life (despite everything) is that you know for a fact that if it was a female needing to do it with a man, the internet would be ablaze.
    Like, can we not play off pressured sex as a joke? Technically he consented, yes, but he had no other choice other than to die.

    • @starhalv2427
      @starhalv2427 2 года назад +14

      In the second Matrix movie Neo was forced into a situation where he had to kiss someone against his will, and it wasn't played off in the slightest.
      It's hard to believe, that a movie from so long ago didn't do it, yet we're doing it nowadays. Then again, the whole Matrix trilogy was ahead of it's time.

  • @JABRIEL251
    @JABRIEL251 4 года назад +611

    Man, the MiB got really lax over the years. There so many moments where agents should've been neuralized. It was so out of place in this movie and it was the entire movie.

    • @BigattckFirecat
      @BigattckFirecat 4 года назад +28

      this should be a different dimension and just accept it has a different dimension so it can never ruin the original.

    • @wrxhex
      @wrxhex 4 года назад +18

      Logical Juan that's what happens you they try to push social agendas rather than making the movie for the sake of the movie.

    • @JABRIEL251
      @JABRIEL251 4 года назад +16

      @@wrxhex Those really didn't bother me that much as they really weren't that numerous. It was more things like when H had an arms dealer girlfriend. Fuck, J neuralized his partner for less than that.

    • @OverdriveGamesAnime
      @OverdriveGamesAnime 4 года назад

      @Stand up to the Internet Bullies there is no sjw narrative here. They even make fun of SJW crap right at the start. You saw a female lead of color and decided to call it SJW, when there are actual garbage SJW shows like charmed? Lmao

    • @brendanfranklin236
      @brendanfranklin236 4 года назад +6

      @@OverdriveGamesAnime No one thinks it has an SJW narrative because of the choice of actress, everyone thinks it has an SJW narrative because of the fact she is a Mary Sue. She can do everything, simply because she can. There is no real character ark, she never faces any true issues or struggles, she is just perfect, and succeeds everywhere with no real explanation.

  • @ignoranceandcrisps
    @ignoranceandcrisps 4 года назад +382

    "Is there a Medium T? Low T? Simmer T?"
    No, but there is an Afternoon T.

    • @LuinTathren
      @LuinTathren 4 года назад +7

      Ba dum tsss

    • @EpicDragon32
      @EpicDragon32 4 года назад +12

      *Mr. T would like to know your location.*

    • @ScientistCat
      @ScientistCat 4 года назад +3

      for horny dudes (and lesbians) there's also the T.T. c;

    • @Altzar2011
      @Altzar2011 4 года назад +3

      And an Ice T

    • @ratbat1072
      @ratbat1072 4 года назад

      @Manek Iridius
      What about water T?

  • @artembentsionov
    @artembentsionov 4 года назад +143

    The dance scene is only there because the two aliens are played by Les Twins, so of course you gotta show their mad skills

    • @sasukeuchihaanbucapt
      @sasukeuchihaanbucapt 3 года назад +4

      Who???

    • @artembentsionov
      @artembentsionov 3 года назад +9

      @@sasukeuchihaanbucapt Laurent and Larry Nicolas Bourgeois. They’re French twins and awesome dancers and choreographers

    • @ValiantWrestling
      @ValiantWrestling 2 года назад +2

      @@artembentsionov Who?

  • @reedr7142
    @reedr7142 4 года назад +39

    “Sure it is. Why should investigations be hard?” Phenomenal.
    And why was 1993 Jurassic Park the only movie that knew how to do CGI?

    • @num1Jaysta
      @num1Jaysta 3 года назад +2

      MIB 1997?

    • @bradsimpson8724
      @bradsimpson8724 3 года назад +2

      I regularly ask that question, and nobody has ever been able to give me a satisfying answer. To date that is still my go-to example for quality CGI.

    • @matthewcool2638
      @matthewcool2638 3 года назад +9

      It’s because Jurassic park didn’t rely solely on CGI, they had realistic animatronics for most of the scenes

    • @bradsimpson8724
      @bradsimpson8724 3 года назад +5

      @@matthewcool2638 Yes, but even the 100% pure CGI shots looked better than what you see today.

    • @austinhinton3944
      @austinhinton3944 3 года назад +5

      Brad Simpson Quality over quantity, Jp only had twelve minutes of CGI. So many movies these days use CGI for practically everything, and your eyes begin to notice it.

  • @z4442
    @z4442 4 года назад +392

    You missed the sin titled “dancers turned actors get mandatory dance scene” cliche

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 4 года назад +23

      He missed that one in the live action Aladdin video too.

    • @artembentsionov
      @artembentsionov 4 года назад +13

      Yep, and now they’ll be in the Cats movie

    • @mimiwmki733
      @mimiwmki733 3 года назад +1

      worst 2019 moives
      1 balck in man
      2 cats
      3 the palymobil moive
      4 the lion king 2019

    • @Filterdeez
      @Filterdeez 3 года назад

      ...thats called dancing? Looked like they were having brain aneurysms...dancing is so stupid

    • @dindjarrin8324
      @dindjarrin8324 2 года назад

      @mimi Wmki how is cats not number one

  • @radcallum
    @radcallum 4 года назад +64

    You forgot to sin the fact that Molly got accepted right away into the MIB without any prior investigation. And without any sort of training whatsoever. That alone deserves 10 sins.

    • @hardcoreking52
      @hardcoreking52 2 года назад +8

      They only show how qualified she is in her suiting up scene. She scores in the 90 percentile in 3 different categories, Weapons, Alien Languages and Interrogation Skills. Weapons and Interrogation make sense with her government training. Yet I'm wondering how she scored so well in Alien Language when she never had any experience with them in the first place. Sure she knew of aliens existence, but that doesn't mean she'd be able to speak their language.

    • @hardcoreking52
      @hardcoreking52 2 года назад +8

      Heck even J wasn't taught any languages in the first movie.

    • @stefankrautz9048
      @stefankrautz9048 Год назад +1

      @@hardcoreking52 yes, its like Ren from Star Wars. No character development.

    • @hardcoreking52
      @hardcoreking52 Год назад

      @@stefankrautz9048 Rey wasn't bad at first, but as the films went on I certainly got the feeling she was picking this stuff up almost from no where

  • @avajones6835
    @avajones6835 2 года назад +8

    The biggest problem I had with this movie is the fact that they hinted at High T still being alive somehow within the alien, then they immediately, irreversibly murder him with no repercussions.

  • @prod._justn4664
    @prod._justn4664 4 года назад +96

    This movie was so forgettable even my bank account wasn’t charged to watch this movie

    • @jackkrell7313
      @jackkrell7313 4 года назад +3

      Don't watch this crap and save your hard earned money for something better.

    • @vincentpemberton3749
      @vincentpemberton3749 4 года назад +2

      Mine sadly was, though simultaneously there was a powercut in the single screen I was conveniantly in. So I get a free ticket for any movie thereafter (not that one) and I never saw the last hour of it it until now [sort of]. I LOVE MIB, and honestly wish I'd just pretended this never existed and never attempted to watch it in the first place though.

  • @KaiTenSatsuma
    @KaiTenSatsuma 4 года назад +386

    Remember when Men In Black was the accidental kickoff point of Will Smith's career as an actor but was originally mostly to just push out more Hip-Hop singles?
    I *_Almost Kind of Preferred Those Days_*

    • @AnotherblackmanOG
      @AnotherblackmanOG 4 года назад +4

      Kaitensatsuma Well you gotta admit he made you forget me not... he want you to remember...

    • @UxCANxDOxIT
      @UxCANxDOxIT 4 года назад +31

      Remember when that was never true because he was in Independence Day the year before.

    • @KaiTenSatsuma
      @KaiTenSatsuma 4 года назад +12

      @@UxCANxDOxIT Remember, or rather *_Don't_* that his next four movies were: Enemy of the State, Wild Wild West, Legend of Bagger Vance , and Ali at which point he had to *go back to* Men in Black.
      And I bet you didn't even remember Will Smith being in Enemy of the State because I sure didn't.

    • @davea3641
      @davea3641 4 года назад +7

      @@KaiTenSatsuma I watched that recently it was good

    • @KaiTenSatsuma
      @KaiTenSatsuma 4 года назад +4

      @@davea3641 Enemy of the State? Oh hell yeah, I loved it, but I completely forgot that Will Smith was the deuteragonist because Gene Hackman was just that much better in that movie.
      It just isn't a movie that jumps out at you on behalf of Will Smith

  • @humbleeggy3654
    @humbleeggy3654 4 года назад +764

    This movie should have been called Asgardians in black: International

    • @artembentsionov
      @artembentsionov 4 года назад +21

      But the Asgard don’t wear clothes... oh, you mean those Asgardians. Sorry, had my Thors confused

    • @ikkelolnl
      @ikkelolnl 4 года назад +3

      Artem Bentsionov hhahahahaahhagaha

    • @afif5496
      @afif5496 4 года назад

      No

    • @tselanetravels
      @tselanetravels 4 года назад

      Fliqz Eggy Asgardians in black: Intergalactic

    • @deebasaif2801
      @deebasaif2801 4 года назад +1

      Well they ain't black
      Not being racist

  • @katewalker1670
    @katewalker1670 4 года назад +21

    Filmento does a great job in explaining what's wrong with this movie : it doesn't have a goal and molly is just there for the ride

  • @giltzexuh
    @giltzexuh 4 года назад +37

    This movie rly felt like one of those straight to DVD deals.. Anyone else agree?

  • @everythingthrice2582
    @everythingthrice2582 4 года назад +225

    *The fact that neither Tommy Lee Jones or will Smith was even in the film*

  • @dalehadley3283
    @dalehadley3283 4 года назад +93

    All this movie did was say "Hey,MIB agents aren't just in New York!"

    • @timboslice9905
      @timboslice9905 4 года назад +16

      Dale Hadley it also said “Hey, MIB didn’t start in the 60’s like Kay said in the original movie! So, ya know, screw the original story and all that!”

    • @SennaHawx
      @SennaHawx 4 года назад +2

      It's the Kingsman 2 of MiB movies

    • @chriswilson7288
      @chriswilson7288 4 года назад +3

      Kingmen 2 was enjoyable at least while this was flat unless yr talking about the girl which she was a real character while chris wasnt given a real role or character.

  • @sibusisomondlane7585
    @sibusisomondlane7585 4 года назад +5

    how did you not sin the Taken reference?😂
    Thompson: how did you FIND us?
    Liam: I have experience
    😩

  • @sunwolf87
    @sunwolf87 4 года назад +50

    Oh and Michael Jackson's still salty af he didn't get to be Agent M LMFAOOOOOOOO

  • @raulansbach5238
    @raulansbach5238 4 года назад +120

    MIB 1: we are looking for the best of the best
    This garbage: Oh, you got in the building? You're in

    • @minatodroger7890
      @minatodroger7890 4 года назад +16

      The standard for agents have dropped it seems.

    • @Cobblestonebob
      @Cobblestonebob 4 года назад +4

      @@minatodroger7890 The standards for movies too I guess

    • @ridashah317
      @ridashah317 4 года назад +1

      This annoyed me so much

    • @mimiwmki733
      @mimiwmki733 3 года назад +1

      Worst moive in 2019 next to toy story 4

  • @dr.k8610
    @dr.k8610 4 года назад +120

    This movie makes me sad. I’m not gonna pretend that the original sequels were GOOD, but they were MEMORABLE.

    • @codysellers4151
      @codysellers4151 4 года назад +9

      First one is good. 2nd is meh but you will chuckle a little and remember it. 3rd one i honestly remember only a few scenes at most.

    • @stockwellsantley6606
      @stockwellsantley6606 4 года назад

      Yup. I didn't see it, but... I might well have seen it on a plane to Moscow or something and have just forgotten.

    • @M8gazine
      @M8gazine 4 года назад

      I liked the 1st and 2nd MIB movies, 3rd one was alright too. It might be nostalgia though since the first two were part of my childhood and I liked them as a kid.

    • @Gornonatory
      @Gornonatory 4 года назад +5

      But the original sequels are actually pretty good...

  • @RealKeiPrime
    @RealKeiPrime 4 года назад +58

    When the ads for this movie went out and most of them were that scene when Chris pulled out a hammer, that was when I knew the movie was gonna suck and just relied in pure nostalgia and in Chris and Teresa's star power.

  • @WicksellMukalai
    @WicksellMukalai 3 года назад +11

    Agent H... H for Hemsworth 😂
    Agent M... M for eMma thoMpson 😂
    Agent T... T for Thor, I meant Zeus 😂

  • @greyworld6242
    @greyworld6242 4 года назад +120

    This movie had no reason existing.

    • @GBart
      @GBart 4 года назад +6

      It made a profit. That's its reason for existing

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 4 года назад +10

      Blame every dumbass in the world who waste their money on these shitty movies.

    • @GrowingDownUnder
      @GrowingDownUnder 4 года назад +4

      Me too movement is the reason this movie was made, they could of easily brought back will smith and tommy lee jones

  • @dustinb4286
    @dustinb4286 4 года назад +58

    Liam Neeson "I hate Paris" - HA, because Taken was in Paris.

  • @weirddood1774
    @weirddood1774 4 года назад +4

    “You will not stand out in any way”
    *Walks literally EVERYWHERE in a suit*

  • @TheCultureCommentary
    @TheCultureCommentary 4 года назад +7

    "Press something!"
    Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding (Sound of Sins meter)

  • @vegitausa
    @vegitausa 4 года назад +187

    I'd rather just watch this than the movie itself.

  • @backatitlikeacrackaddict7541
    @backatitlikeacrackaddict7541 4 года назад +109

    Movie should've got sins for leaving out Will Smith smh

    • @handsomest1
      @handsomest1 4 года назад

      Oakmeal Cookie OK BOOMER

    • @backatitlikeacrackaddict7541
      @backatitlikeacrackaddict7541 4 года назад +12

      @@handsomest1 ok zoomer

    • @minatodroger7890
      @minatodroger7890 4 года назад

      He left himself out to be honest

    • @herylaclub2463
      @herylaclub2463 4 года назад +1

      To be fair he was in suicide sqaud with a perfectly casted Harley and that still got fucked up

    • @comingviking
      @comingviking 4 года назад +1

      Leaving out Will Smith is actually its saving grace. A few sins off.

  • @artembentsionov
    @artembentsionov 4 года назад +6

    In MIB 2, J kept neuralyzing any agent he didn’t feel was up to snuff, only getting a mild rebuke from Zed for it. Zed’s successor doesn’t seem to care about keeping up the standards.

  • @jevauxle7945
    @jevauxle7945 4 года назад +22

    I was on the plane watching this, having anxiety, yet this movie made me fell asleep! Great job

  • @voltagecherry
    @voltagecherry 4 года назад +122

    So they just issued her a weapon straight out the gate.....and she even has her finger on the trigger..... remember how J a former COP was barely trusted with a weapon until it really mattered..... 5 sins

    • @vincentpemberton3749
      @vincentpemberton3749 4 года назад +28

      That for the most part is why this movie sucks so damn hard! A woman effectively breaks in so they give her a job, vs how J, the best of the best, got his job. She also expected a mole in London, so naturally she hires someone off the street, who broke in, with zero knowledge of anything, and just sends her on her way to essentially be a spy and hindges the success of the mission, which is the survival of earth, solely on that... AS IF!!!

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 4 года назад +12

      @@vincentpemberton3749 Yup. But, you know, "gurl powah" and all that...

    • @Digitalhdwmn
      @Digitalhdwmn 4 года назад +4

      @@vincentpemberton3749 some marysue fanfic shit right there

    • @themysteriouscatperson9483
      @themysteriouscatperson9483 3 года назад +5

      Jakk Frost
      She is literally the girl J killed in that training scene

  • @stacyb1372
    @stacyb1372 4 года назад +56

    Tessa had a hard time explaining the plot in her interviews. I knew it would be trash.

  • @jonathanclark2075
    @jonathanclark2075 4 года назад +13

    I love how “Martha level of stupid” is a term now

  • @Username-qu1jt
    @Username-qu1jt 3 года назад +1

    That pawn guy is just the cuuuuutes little merchandising opportunity

  • @anthonyzanoni2156
    @anthonyzanoni2156 4 года назад +28

    I've never seen this movie but the moment they said there's a mole in the mib I knew it was Liam's nesson. A famous actor that we started the movie with but isnt a main protagonist? EEVVIILL

  • @shibilmorningstar6913
    @shibilmorningstar6913 4 года назад +162

    The only great thing about this movie is that they showed a portrait of agent j & agent k

    • @miguelmercer2377
      @miguelmercer2377 4 года назад +4

      I agree that the portrait was awesome but I loved this movie

    • @zero_out2107
      @zero_out2107 3 года назад +7

      Miguel Mercer how the hell did you actually like this

    • @notaneboy
      @notaneboy 3 года назад +1

      @@zero_out2107 people have opinionsss

    • @fastsnake1
      @fastsnake1 3 года назад +4

      @@notaneboy My opinion is that you spelled opinions wrong and should be exiled from society.

  • @justincft
    @justincft 4 года назад +22

    I think more people remember how agent J found out about his parents than this movie entirely.

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 4 года назад +3

      Is that in MIB3? Because I haven't seen it in forever and keep forgetting we have it...

  • @usseaglencc956
    @usseaglencc956 4 года назад +4

    "Remember, we care."
    Me (With damaged goods): "Frickin' postal service!"

  • @shari629
    @shari629 4 года назад +60

    “How dare you insult the country that gave us French fries?” My Belgian arse was almost going to fight you, Jeremy,,, almost...

    • @metageetaku
      @metageetaku 4 года назад +2

      Well, there is no hard evidence that it is from Belgium. It sure is from this side of Europe, but not at all for sure from Belgium.

    • @goodputin4324
      @goodputin4324 4 года назад

      No my friend you're a Congolese so please...

    • @shari629
      @shari629 4 года назад +6

      Bernik89 I was just joking, it wasn’t that deep.

    • @shari629
      @shari629 4 года назад +3

      Good Putin I am both, you don’t get to assume anything about me, ‘my friend’, so please kindly shut up.

    • @goodputin4324
      @goodputin4324 4 года назад

      @@shari629 No need to assume as from your name you're an African so stop thinking you're Belgian. King Leopold decimated your ancestors...

  • @bigchonc1
    @bigchonc1 4 года назад +273

    More like: “Everything’s wrong with Men in Black International”

    • @bigchonc1
      @bigchonc1 4 года назад

      Conn Benn wow you’re such a detective. Do you need an award?

    • @bigchonc1
      @bigchonc1 4 года назад

      Conn Benn too bad

    • @thavidu78
      @thavidu78 4 года назад +1

      This movie is literally just being Ghostbusters reboot. Strong female lead, men dumb, ha ha female right. Same shit trying to pander to the female demographic of people who think they're being oppressed because they can't walk all over the other gender.

  • @Hopeforthisheart
    @Hopeforthisheart 4 года назад +59

    This movie was confusing as hell and eminently forgettable.

  • @nintendohandheld9556
    @nintendohandheld9556 4 года назад +10

    *Neurolizer*
    "Anyone home?"
    "Our daughter"
    *Neuralized again*
    I watched this movie, and I wonder why it has this addiction to neuralizing. Maybe that's why it is forgettable.

  • @llaalexy1444
    @llaalexy1444 4 года назад +32

    whenever I watch a Hollywood movie, i think how would cinemasins would sin this

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 4 года назад +3

      I tend to spot product placement more easily now.

    • @onewhocollects6658
      @onewhocollects6658 4 года назад

      @@Blasted2Oblivion glad it's not just me 😂😂

  • @jamez_gamez
    @jamez_gamez 4 года назад +46

    I remember walking out of the cinema after watching this lackluster piece of crap and having already forgotten most of it

    • @GBart
      @GBart 4 года назад +4

      They got your ticket money. Movie made a profit. That's all that matters.

    • @jamez_gamez
      @jamez_gamez 4 года назад +1

      @@GBart Yeah, well shit.

    • @tenofspadez3417
      @tenofspadez3417 4 года назад

      Lol doesn’t matter you already paid your money

  • @christopheranderson2769
    @christopheranderson2769 4 года назад +15

    The heart of MIB was its combination of cheesiness, apathetic and deadpan humor.
    Agent J - K!! It’s Godzilla. It’s coming at us!!
    Agent K - Its a Torquilion. Where are we going for lunch?
    Agent L- K!! Godzilla is running towards us!!
    Agent K- Its a Torquillion J. I cant decide if I want Korean or Ko’rean.
    Agent L- Its the same thing!!
    Agent K- J could you be more sensitive please. The Ko’reons hate it when humans say that.
    Agent J- No. I meant that Torquilion Looks exactly like Godzilla K!!
    Agent K- oh right.
    ::nonchalantly K Hits a button on the cars hood. And, after a moment, the car transforms into a giant laser cannon. Makes an ominous sound. Targets the alien. And fires a single shot. The giant alien explodes. And an entire city block is splashed with a wave of neon goo.::
    K- Chinese?
    ::J spits out a mouthful of alien goo::
    J- I want French fries..
    K- Fine.
    ::Scene Ends::

  • @irktog5175
    @irktog5175 4 года назад +5

    I would like Jeremy to do everything wrong with "The Man From Snowy River", just because the last words spoken in the movie are "the man from Snowy River". I think it would be nice for him to say "roll credits" and then have the credits roll, I think he deserves that.

  • @kenzij
    @kenzij 4 года назад +48

    Jeremy: "... someone's entire career is being threatened because of things they couldn't possibly know or have control over."
    Me: Oh. So you mean the MiB operates like every government agency?

  • @joscar062
    @joscar062 4 года назад +51

    *Ra's Al Ghul met with Thor and Valkyrie, therefore he became rumored to be Galactus*

    • @GaryandChristy2012
      @GaryandChristy2012 4 года назад +2

      Source for him playing galactic is “we got this covered” so you might as well pick a random actor to play the part bc that’s how likely we got this covered is to being correct

  • @jaiyonjones3627
    @jaiyonjones3627 4 года назад +10

    If someone is being neutralized by the neutralizer and they cover one o there eyes does that mean that half of their memory is erased and if you are blind does that mean it won’t work I NEED ANSWERS?

  • @beckfranklin8791
    @beckfranklin8791 3 года назад +3

    I literally did not know this movie came out or even existed until this video

  • @sebastianemond5313
    @sebastianemond5313 4 года назад +127

    It would've been a much better twist if Hemsworth had been the Hive mole.

    • @salamisumo2
      @salamisumo2 4 года назад +13

      Sebastian Emond Or both of them were. It was their plan all along. Bonnie and Clyde kinda dynamic.

    • @kresimirbozic1976
      @kresimirbozic1976 4 года назад +1

      @@salamisumo2 More like Johnny and Clyde

  • @dracawyn
    @dracawyn 4 года назад +39

    Every now and then, there's a movie so bad that I can't even make it through the CinemaSins summarized version. This... is one of those movies.

    • @deaddirt3214
      @deaddirt3214 Год назад

      After a year and a half of Cinema Sins. I've been changed forever. I'm pointing out things in movies and shows, no one even comprehends. all thanks to Cinema Sins...

  • @renaxakai3
    @renaxakai3 4 года назад +18

    Not even Liam Neeson could save this movie.

  • @shanemoloney2141
    @shanemoloney2141 3 года назад

    I've seen a few of your videos so far. I can't understand how you managed to fit in the flaws in such a short time.😁

  • @gagecameron5672
    @gagecameron5672 4 года назад +79

    “Liam Neeson isn’t killing anyone in this scene”
    And thats pacifist.

  • @HecJ
    @HecJ 4 года назад +113

    When the snaps were so powerful they sent Thor and Valkyrie to the wrong movie

  • @MetalPH
    @MetalPH 3 года назад +1

    8:53 they really want me to stop the video after it lagged i saw the stop hahaha😂😂

  • @nkennell42
    @nkennell42 Год назад +1

    12:01 dude in the background says he wants cigarettes every 10 minutes 🤣

  • @gcastro5489
    @gcastro5489 4 года назад +196

    Ill be honest, I absolutely hated this new addition of Men in black.

    • @knandhan6947
      @knandhan6947 4 года назад +15

      Well,you are definitely not alone in this

    • @isaiahwatkins1502
      @isaiahwatkins1502 4 года назад +10

      We all did

    • @WhiteWolf0212
      @WhiteWolf0212 4 года назад +4

      @@isaiahwatkins1502 Please don''t assume everyone hated this movie, I enjoyed it and there are other people too.

    • @ryann1384
      @ryann1384 4 года назад +1

      *edition

    • @Gloomyraindrop
      @Gloomyraindrop 4 года назад +14

      @@WhiteWolf0212 Yikes.

  • @moyza_
    @moyza_ 4 года назад +12

    The best think MiB did for us was open the way to "Men in Black: The Series". God, that cartoon was great - and that opening!

  • @badlyrosenthal5149
    @badlyrosenthal5149 3 года назад +8

    i like to think he has an actual sin button used while watching movies. every time he is angered he fingers the button to self-satisfaction.

  • @KenMabie
    @KenMabie 4 года назад +2

    "i made my own box"
    *application gets thrown in the trash*

  • @JeremyCuddles
    @JeremyCuddles 4 года назад +10

    8:52 "Fun stops" implies fun was being had at some point prior, in which case it was not. Movie was bad and not fun from start to finish.

  • @toxicmatrix1337
    @toxicmatrix1337 4 года назад +58

    This channel has turned into my FoundFlix. Instead of watching these awful movies I just come here now. lol

  • @rosssapp6990
    @rosssapp6990 4 года назад +4

    I was forgetting this movie while watching it. This movie was so dull.

  • @Krook1897
    @Krook1897 Год назад +1

    "absolutely stand out like a dog's balls." 🤣

  • @insignificantaftermathPROJECTS
    @insignificantaftermathPROJECTS 4 года назад +87

    That little character had the wrong voice making him sound annoying and not cute.

  • @ordenhartley1309
    @ordenhartley1309 4 года назад +81

    Not going to lie instead of pirating or buying movies I watch this.

  • @endersblade
    @endersblade 4 года назад

    Had a lot of fun with this one! After I clicked on this to watch it, I realized I never watched the movie. So I watched the movie and marked what I thought would be sins, then watched this. You found SO many more than I expected!

  • @osoricogz5621
    @osoricogz5621 4 года назад

    I am new here and I love the hard work you are doin 💯❤️

  • @ntlexotic
    @ntlexotic 4 года назад +20

    This video prolly gonna get taken down for no reason😂

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 4 года назад

      Cause copyright is a bitch.

    • @CallMeMrStopmotion
      @CallMeMrStopmotion 4 года назад +2

      @@calebproductions1264 copyright finna neuralize this video, and just like the actual movie, it will be forgotten.

    • @shadowslayer205
      @shadowslayer205 4 года назад

      The holders likely don't care about this movie anymore now that it made its quick buck.

    • @CallMeMrStopmotion
      @CallMeMrStopmotion 4 года назад

      @@shadowslayer205 this movie is like the washed out hooker in Hollywood's movie universe.

    • @shadowslayer205
      @shadowslayer205 4 года назад

      ​@@CallMeMrStopmotion Only unlike the hooker, this movie will won't make headlines in the future via the # metoo movement.

  • @Andulvar
    @Andulvar 4 года назад +43

    That's not a call center in 2019, there isn't a single Indian there.

    • @tommym7626
      @tommym7626 4 года назад +8

      Heavy indian accent: Can I help you find insurance my friend?

    • @michaeljeacock
      @michaeljeacock 4 года назад +1

      Heavy Indian accent: Hi this is... John? yes, John definitely not Sanjeev and I am calling from the USA no matter what your caller ID is telling you.

    • @shashwatsinha5291
      @shashwatsinha5291 4 года назад

      @@michaeljeacock i like how u used this name. Its the most typical 1980s Indian Name😂😂

  • @nichitamitrea5764
    @nichitamitrea5764 3 года назад +2

    I am pretty sure the the " A journey of a thousand light years begins with a single step" is attributed to Lao Zi.
    Double sin I guess.

  • @mrmimeguy
    @mrmimeguy 4 года назад +2

    12:48 is like an exact copy almost of the Portal gun

  • @hahaItzMeeee
    @hahaItzMeeee 4 года назад +9

    Why does the old MIB’s aliens look so much better than the new ones lol

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 4 года назад +1

      because you want them to.
      They all look like weird shits.
      You were a very little kid when you watched the first old ones. Everything was still new

  • @joshuafrederick_
    @joshuafrederick_ 4 года назад +34

    I was lowkey hoping to see the "Two main characters from opposite gender are possibly falling in love after everything they've done" cliché at the end

    • @xRiseAndFall.
      @xRiseAndFall. 4 года назад +2

      As if a strong independent female main character would ever fall in love with a man

  • @unclephillymya
    @unclephillymya 4 года назад +15

    “Tessa Thompson ain’t my girlfriend in this scene cliché”

  • @maskedapocalypsema151
    @maskedapocalypsema151 4 года назад

    Logo: (exists for 0.5 seconds)
    Cinema sins: *angry ding*