Everything Wrong With Men in Black: International In Flashy Thing Minutes

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

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  • @scruffy4473
    @scruffy4473 5 лет назад +4178

    This movie is basically: "Look! We got Thor and Valkyrie into a movie together again! But we're not Marvel! Love us anyway!"

    • @ikkelolnl
      @ikkelolnl 5 лет назад +104

      Scruffy447 i just read that in cinnemasins voice

    • @george.gm05
      @george.gm05 5 лет назад +49

      DING!

    • @shillin65
      @shillin65 5 лет назад +104

      fun fact: men in black was based on a comic book series that was acquired by marvel in '94
      technically making this a marvel movie

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 5 лет назад +18

      We got Thor and someone no one cares about....

    • @Shuhua1999
      @Shuhua1999 5 лет назад +28

      @@shillin65 wouldnt that make them S.H.I.E.L.D.??????

  • @Memelord2020
    @Memelord2020 5 лет назад +3454

    I felt like I got hit with the neuralyzer after the movie ended. That’s how forgettable this movie is.

  • @SpinosaurusStudios_
    @SpinosaurusStudios_ 5 лет назад +1815

    “Hey remember Thor and Valkarye?”
    “Yeah?”
    “Let’s have them working in S.H.I.E.L.D.”

    • @MaxxdOut313
      @MaxxdOut313 5 лет назад +15

      I 'member!

    • @buchiklop110
      @buchiklop110 5 лет назад +29

      I mean, I'd love to see Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson join Clark Gregg and Ming-Na Wen in Season 7...

    • @clairepettie
      @clairepettie 5 лет назад +11

      @@buchiklop110 He's going to be pissed that Coulson's still alive and never looked him up once after all these years. Still sounds more entertaining to me than the Asguardians of the Galaxy or Natalie PortThor.

    • @dorianjareth9198
      @dorianjareth9198 5 лет назад +4

      Valkyrie...

    • @ma2443
      @ma2443 5 лет назад +3

      i wouldve watched this film if it had more hype, before it even came out it felt like a film i knew would be forgettable, its a shame i was hoping to watch more chris hemsworth films apart from the avengers films but oh well

  • @keez994
    @keez994 5 лет назад +2164

    If Liam Neeson is not the star of the movie, he’s the obvious surprise villain 😅

    • @TheCrazyfighter19
      @TheCrazyfighter19 5 лет назад +30

      Ted 2 😂

    • @TheCultureCommentary
      @TheCultureCommentary 5 лет назад +32

      They could have gone with Pedro Pascal but he is busy pretending to be the guy in Mandalorian Armor

    • @NostalgiaReaper
      @NostalgiaReaper 5 лет назад +7

      @@TheCultureCommentary which he's doing an amazing job as the man with no name lol

    • @TheCultureCommentary
      @TheCultureCommentary 5 лет назад +13

      @@NostalgiaReaper As long as they dont make him a secret villain again I am happy. After Kingsman 2 and Equalizer 2 they better have something else for him to do.

    • @mbp7060
      @mbp7060 4 года назад +1

      If he isn't stomping a man's guts out I don't wanna see him.

  • @WilsTube
    @WilsTube 5 лет назад +1447

    Everyone: this movie is forgettable
    MIB: we did our jobs, people!

  • @MegaSoulHero
    @MegaSoulHero 5 лет назад +4461

    Oh yeah. I forgot this movie came out.

    • @Craigsmovieexploration
      @Craigsmovieexploration 5 лет назад +47

      same here

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 5 лет назад +74

      Even the merchandisers forgot it came out.

    • @kyokushin1754
      @kyokushin1754 5 лет назад +50

      How is this comment 20 hours old when this video was uploaded 7 minutes ago

    • @Craigsmovieexploration
      @Craigsmovieexploration 5 лет назад +19

      @@kyokushin1754 something fishys going on here

    • @clickycal
      @clickycal 5 лет назад +32

      This would be what ghostbusters 2016 would have been without the controversy.

  • @firingallcylinders2949
    @firingallcylinders2949 5 лет назад +3321

    Imagine having Chris Hemsworth and Liam Neeson in a movie and making it irrelevant

    • @Souchi-ito
      @Souchi-ito 5 лет назад +101

      Chris Hemsworth isn't that big outside marvel. Most of his movies are flop.

    • @TV-cv1eb
      @TV-cv1eb 5 лет назад +17

      Andy Warner red dawn was good

    • @gowtham_1777
      @gowtham_1777 5 лет назад +13

      @@TV-cv1eb so was rush

    • @belladonna869
      @belladonna869 5 лет назад +5

      Tanner Vincent that was Liam not Chris

    • @TV-cv1eb
      @TV-cv1eb 5 лет назад +15

      @@belladonna869 nope check the imdb or watch the movie it was Chris

  • @jonobjornholm
    @jonobjornholm 5 лет назад +1209

    Cinemasins: doing his job
    Me getting reminded this movie exists

  • @malakai1643
    @malakai1643 4 года назад +523

    Me: watches MIB 1, 2, and 3 with friend
    Friend: wasn't there another MIB movie or something?
    Me: No

    • @mimiwmki733
      @mimiwmki733 4 года назад +11

      Me too

    • @intheclear3492
      @intheclear3492 4 года назад +11

      Very wise

    • @julesstachura6826
      @julesstachura6826 3 года назад +9

      THATS FACTS whenever someone asks about this movie I give a super negative reply

    • @nubeyazul
      @nubeyazul 3 года назад +7

      I would have said that there's only 1 movie and an animated series. Nothing else.

    • @B.Piercesports
      @B.Piercesports 3 года назад

      Lmaooooo

  • @admiraljetro8783
    @admiraljetro8783 5 лет назад +2420

    *Movie doesn't have Will Smith*
    This is a morally wrong choice

    • @dorisperrot2478
      @dorisperrot2478 4 года назад +126

      Will Smith made the franchise. BRING HIM BACK!!!

    • @lordizeka9921
      @lordizeka9921 4 года назад +59

      I hate this movie only cause will smith is not in it

    • @attayah2120
      @attayah2120 4 года назад +44

      Yeah the first three movies had him in it, and then this happens, how does the storyline of this connect to the previous three?

    • @admiraljetro8783
      @admiraljetro8783 4 года назад +28

      @@attayah2120 It doesn't. Like the 2016 Ghostbusters, and other rebooted movies. It can't connect to the current storyline

    • @EyeSky420
      @EyeSky420 4 года назад +4

      It has liam neeson

  • @nintendolife25
    @nintendolife25 5 лет назад +1676

    You don’t need a Neuralyzer to forget about this movie.

    • @Souchi-ito
      @Souchi-ito 5 лет назад +29

      Nice burn

    • @rowanindigo3255
      @rowanindigo3255 5 лет назад +7

      lol...I mean I rlly liked the movie but your comment is hilarious

    • @manwithoutanidea4637
      @manwithoutanidea4637 5 лет назад +5

      Deep Kumar B S i couldn’t bare to watch something so unfunny and unnecessary which was made only for a quick cash grab

    • @mimiwmki733
      @mimiwmki733 4 года назад

      Me too

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 4 года назад +1

      I keep forgetting what MiB 3 is about.

  • @mortysmith6090
    @mortysmith6090 5 лет назад +395

    Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones' 'camoes' are reduced to a painting/picture on a wall.

    • @spencerrr9878
      @spencerrr9878 5 лет назад +51

      This whole movie basically rewrote the entire plot of the MIB universe and it continually pissed me off throughout this movie

    • @alensmit3664
      @alensmit3664 5 лет назад +24

      Independence Day: Resurgence did the exact same thing, and yes IDR has two plots: With Will or without, and that "Without Will" was rushed hard and failed...

    • @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets
      @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets 3 года назад +4

      @@alensmit3664 both instances prove that if you can't get Will Smith back for the movie don't bother making a continuation of a Will Smith movie!

  • @TheAzulmagia
    @TheAzulmagia 5 лет назад +499

    "I can appreciate that, but also sin." - CinemaSins in seven words

  • @justanotherguy5915
    @justanotherguy5915 4 года назад +136

    Men in Black without will Smith is like watching pirate of the Caribbean without johny Depp

    • @darktooth4576
      @darktooth4576 3 года назад +9

      This is why i prefer watching MIB’s 1 - 3, this movie just ditches the majority of the original cast, sure Z died, but at least that somewhat saved him from being in this movie, not to be a dick about it, but, c’mon, Will Smith and the other OG cast members were what made MIB golden in the first place, i mean, if there was a PROPER MIB 4, since they introduced time travel in MIB3, what if there was some alien that decided to bring back the villains from the first 3 movies, but, now with different goals now that they’re all together and forced to team up, or something, though, this causes an issue in the time/space continuum.

    • @tiaferrandino4881
      @tiaferrandino4881 2 года назад +4

      @@darktooth4576 now that would've been a cool MIB 4.

    • @AmaAndZing
      @AmaAndZing 2 года назад +2

      ya little will smith fanboys lmaooo tommy carried

    • @m.e.c.hn.e.s.t4757
      @m.e.c.hn.e.s.t4757 Год назад

      Or Indiana Jones without Harrison Ford.

  • @FordPrefict42
    @FordPrefict42 4 года назад +203

    Because of Cinema Sins, I never have to sit through any bad movies for longer than 20 minutes.

    • @brodycaldwell9678
      @brodycaldwell9678 3 года назад +1

      Perfect example: Cats

    • @Novasigmia
      @Novasigmia 3 года назад

      I saw this for the lore not the bad acting 😒

    • @theyellowlightsaber3193
      @theyellowlightsaber3193 3 года назад +2

      I wouldnt call this a bad movie. I would call it unremarkable, which is actually worse.

    • @fozzylozzy1131
      @fozzylozzy1131 2 года назад

      @@theyellowlightsaber3193 no it's a bad film, so many things wrong in just the first 10 minutes alone

  • @Igorcastrochucre
    @Igorcastrochucre 5 лет назад +1631

    I heard about this movie the day it came out, then never heard of it again until Honest Trailer did a video on it, and forgot about it again until now. How are big-budget blockbusters having so little staying value in collective memory?

    • @AfricanGiant24
      @AfricanGiant24 5 лет назад +34

      This isn't blockbuster movie🙈

    • @slyceth
      @slyceth 5 лет назад +5

      why are they still being sinned and honested?

    • @LordTylerBluGunderson
      @LordTylerBluGunderson 5 лет назад +1

      What about Pets 2?

    • @scottcrawford3745
      @scottcrawford3745 5 лет назад +16

      @The Secret Service ummmmm.. no. I'm more inclined to believe that a being a Blockbuster refers to money earned, and in particular, much more money earned than the costs of producing and marketing the movie. It cost $110 million to make, and it's break-even point worldwide was $220 million, however it's worldwide gross box office was/ is still only ~ $254 million, meaning it just barely covered costs with a bit to spare.

    • @GBart
      @GBart 5 лет назад +34

      All they want is to trick you into buying a ticket. Once they get your money, mission accomplished. Who cares if you liked it?

  • @JABRIEL251
    @JABRIEL251 5 лет назад +610

    Man, the MiB got really lax over the years. There so many moments where agents should've been neuralized. It was so out of place in this movie and it was the entire movie.

    • @BigattckFirecat
      @BigattckFirecat 5 лет назад +28

      this should be a different dimension and just accept it has a different dimension so it can never ruin the original.

    • @wrxhex
      @wrxhex 5 лет назад +18

      Logical Juan that's what happens you they try to push social agendas rather than making the movie for the sake of the movie.

    • @JABRIEL251
      @JABRIEL251 5 лет назад +16

      @@wrxhex Those really didn't bother me that much as they really weren't that numerous. It was more things like when H had an arms dealer girlfriend. Fuck, J neuralized his partner for less than that.

    • @OverdriveGamesAnime
      @OverdriveGamesAnime 5 лет назад

      @Stand up to the Internet Bullies there is no sjw narrative here. They even make fun of SJW crap right at the start. You saw a female lead of color and decided to call it SJW, when there are actual garbage SJW shows like charmed? Lmao

    • @brendanfranklin236
      @brendanfranklin236 5 лет назад +6

      @@OverdriveGamesAnime No one thinks it has an SJW narrative because of the choice of actress, everyone thinks it has an SJW narrative because of the fact she is a Mary Sue. She can do everything, simply because she can. There is no real character ark, she never faces any true issues or struggles, she is just perfect, and succeeds everywhere with no real explanation.

  • @MazeDaGr8
    @MazeDaGr8 5 лет назад +1229

    The biggest sin with this movie is that Tommy Lee Jones & Will Smith weren't in it

    • @kikiwhite_creates
      @kikiwhite_creates 5 лет назад +13

      Frosty 012 ikr

    • @UxCANxDOxIT
      @UxCANxDOxIT 5 лет назад +45

      Thank God they weren't

    • @robertagu5533
      @robertagu5533 5 лет назад +17

      Well 3 outta 4 hat trick ain't bad.. seems J and K lucked out. Here they got Thor, Valkyrie and the Preventor and this movie STILL crashed and burned.

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 5 лет назад +5

      Nobody cares Juan.

    • @averymerrick
      @averymerrick 5 лет назад +4

      They were too expensive.

  • @jameswarhammer2637
    @jameswarhammer2637 5 лет назад +133

    Missed the opportunity for Mark Zuckerberg to be an alien on the celebrity alien thing

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 3 года назад

      On the celebrity screen the last one was mark suzucber

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 3 года назад +2

      5:43

    • @SamTheUndying
      @SamTheUndying 3 года назад +6

      @@gmailquinn are...
      Are you insuating Elon Musk is Mark Zuckerberg

    • @tubaraofeio1053
      @tubaraofeio1053 3 года назад

      @@SamTheUndying bro that IS mark zuccerburg

    • @SamTheUndying
      @SamTheUndying 3 года назад +2

      @@tubaraofeio1053 damn i knew mark zuckerberg looked like shape shifting alien but i didnt know he turned into Elon musk, how deep does this gooo?

  • @ginoregala7603
    @ginoregala7603 5 лет назад +320

    “47 SECONDS OF LOGOS” does anyone else hear this when they watch movies now??

    • @personal8795
      @personal8795 5 лет назад +2

      Gino Regala 100%😂

    • @matthewjohnson1252
      @matthewjohnson1252 5 лет назад +3

      Every fuckin time ..every fuckin time smh smfuckinh

    • @petermarais4168
      @petermarais4168 5 лет назад +3

      I literally quote it to the person next to me

    • @grahampilcher8029
      @grahampilcher8029 5 лет назад +6

      I also say roll credits to the person next to me when the title of the movie is mentioned in the movie

    • @owenwigg2309
      @owenwigg2309 4 года назад +2

      whenever i eat an apple i feel like an asshole

  • @radcallum
    @radcallum 5 лет назад +65

    You forgot to sin the fact that Molly got accepted right away into the MIB without any prior investigation. And without any sort of training whatsoever. That alone deserves 10 sins.

    • @hardcoreking52
      @hardcoreking52 2 года назад +8

      They only show how qualified she is in her suiting up scene. She scores in the 90 percentile in 3 different categories, Weapons, Alien Languages and Interrogation Skills. Weapons and Interrogation make sense with her government training. Yet I'm wondering how she scored so well in Alien Language when she never had any experience with them in the first place. Sure she knew of aliens existence, but that doesn't mean she'd be able to speak their language.

    • @hardcoreking52
      @hardcoreking52 2 года назад +8

      Heck even J wasn't taught any languages in the first movie.

    • @stefankrautz9048
      @stefankrautz9048 2 года назад +1

      @@hardcoreking52 yes, its like Ren from Star Wars. No character development.

    • @hardcoreking52
      @hardcoreking52 2 года назад

      @@stefankrautz9048 Rey wasn't bad at first, but as the films went on I certainly got the feeling she was picking this stuff up almost from no where

  • @z4442
    @z4442 5 лет назад +390

    You missed the sin titled “dancers turned actors get mandatory dance scene” cliche

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 5 лет назад +23

      He missed that one in the live action Aladdin video too.

    • @artembentsionov
      @artembentsionov 5 лет назад +13

      Yep, and now they’ll be in the Cats movie

    • @mimiwmki733
      @mimiwmki733 4 года назад +1

      worst 2019 moives
      1 balck in man
      2 cats
      3 the palymobil moive
      4 the lion king 2019

    • @Filterdeez
      @Filterdeez 3 года назад

      ...thats called dancing? Looked like they were having brain aneurysms...dancing is so stupid

    • @dindjarrin8324
      @dindjarrin8324 3 года назад

      @mimi Wmki how is cats not number one

  • @HurricaneDDragon
    @HurricaneDDragon 5 лет назад +836

    The year’s most forgotten movie. ...It did come out this year, right?

    • @squidwardthedankest6642
      @squidwardthedankest6642 5 лет назад +35

      I think it was last year, right?

    • @pandekuri
      @pandekuri 5 лет назад +56

      There’s one more forgettable. Charlie’s Angels

    • @Igorcastrochucre
      @Igorcastrochucre 5 лет назад +58

      This year there was an X-Men movie, a Terminator one, a Hellboy reboot, It chapter 2, a Secret Life of Pets sequel, should I go on?

    • @leoreoden5821
      @leoreoden5821 5 лет назад +35

      @@Igorcastrochucre wait there was an hellboy reboot?

    • @thewolfking3054
      @thewolfking3054 5 лет назад +24

      @@Igorcastrochucre it chapter 2 was probably the only movie in that list I actually care about

  • @gemluka6666
    @gemluka6666 5 лет назад +59

    cinemasins: they didn't give us french fries?
    belgium: we did

    • @jrojassengard2586
      @jrojassengard2586 5 лет назад +1

      Inderdaad

    • @whiskeyshaw8818
      @whiskeyshaw8818 3 года назад +1

      No actually, they weren’t made in France
      They were cooked in Greece

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 3 года назад

      @@whiskeyshaw8818 That's why no one orders fries in a Greek restaurant.

  • @lustwaffe9000
    @lustwaffe9000 5 лет назад +284

    Even the title “MIB: International” sounds wrong.

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 5 лет назад +43

      Considering the agency is supposed to be a planetary organization in the first place...

    • @vincentpemberton3749
      @vincentpemberton3749 5 лет назад +26

      In my opinion it is. It should be called, "MIB: The London Branch." if anything.

    • @Astroman10
      @Astroman10 4 года назад +6

      @@vincentpemberton3749 yep what's screams London like an Australian actor paired with an American Actress chasing down an Irish actor who is the secret villain. Because there definitely aren't any popular British actors during the making of this movie. Emma Thompson and Rafe Spall, the two actual English actors, have minimal screen time!

    • @mimiwmki733
      @mimiwmki733 4 года назад

      This moive got 23% rotten nice try
      this moive not put mib l moive

    • @dindjarrin8324
      @dindjarrin8324 3 года назад +1

      MIBI just doesn’t have the same ring to it does it?

  • @ignoranceandcrisps
    @ignoranceandcrisps 5 лет назад +381

    "Is there a Medium T? Low T? Simmer T?"
    No, but there is an Afternoon T.

    • @LuinTathren
      @LuinTathren 5 лет назад +7

      Ba dum tsss

    • @EpicDragon32
      @EpicDragon32 5 лет назад +12

      *Mr. T would like to know your location.*

    • @ScientistCat
      @ScientistCat 5 лет назад +3

      for horny dudes (and lesbians) there's also the T.T. c;

    • @TheArtis4n
      @TheArtis4n 5 лет назад +3

      And an Ice T

    • @ratbat1072
      @ratbat1072 5 лет назад

      @Manek Iridius
      What about water T?

  • @KaiTenSatsuma
    @KaiTenSatsuma 5 лет назад +385

    Remember when Men In Black was the accidental kickoff point of Will Smith's career as an actor but was originally mostly to just push out more Hip-Hop singles?
    I *_Almost Kind of Preferred Those Days_*

    • @AnotherblackmanOG
      @AnotherblackmanOG 5 лет назад +4

      Kaitensatsuma Well you gotta admit he made you forget me not... he want you to remember...

    • @UxCANxDOxIT
      @UxCANxDOxIT 5 лет назад +31

      Remember when that was never true because he was in Independence Day the year before.

    • @KaiTenSatsuma
      @KaiTenSatsuma 5 лет назад +12

      @@UxCANxDOxIT Remember, or rather *_Don't_* that his next four movies were: Enemy of the State, Wild Wild West, Legend of Bagger Vance , and Ali at which point he had to *go back to* Men in Black.
      And I bet you didn't even remember Will Smith being in Enemy of the State because I sure didn't.

    • @davea3641
      @davea3641 5 лет назад +7

      @@KaiTenSatsuma I watched that recently it was good

    • @KaiTenSatsuma
      @KaiTenSatsuma 5 лет назад +4

      @@davea3641 Enemy of the State? Oh hell yeah, I loved it, but I completely forgot that Will Smith was the deuteragonist because Gene Hackman was just that much better in that movie.
      It just isn't a movie that jumps out at you on behalf of Will Smith

  • @humbleeggy3654
    @humbleeggy3654 5 лет назад +763

    This movie should have been called Asgardians in black: International

    • @artembentsionov
      @artembentsionov 5 лет назад +21

      But the Asgard don’t wear clothes... oh, you mean those Asgardians. Sorry, had my Thors confused

    • @ikkelolnl
      @ikkelolnl 5 лет назад +3

      Artem Bentsionov hhahahahaahhagaha

    • @afif5496
      @afif5496 5 лет назад

      No

    • @tselanetravels
      @tselanetravels 5 лет назад

      Fliqz Eggy Asgardians in black: Intergalactic

    • @deebasaif2801
      @deebasaif2801 4 года назад +1

      Well they ain't black
      Not being racist

  • @artembentsionov
    @artembentsionov 5 лет назад +142

    The dance scene is only there because the two aliens are played by Les Twins, so of course you gotta show their mad skills

    • @sasukeuchihaanbucapt
      @sasukeuchihaanbucapt 3 года назад +4

      Who???

    • @artembentsionov
      @artembentsionov 3 года назад +9

      @@sasukeuchihaanbucapt Laurent and Larry Nicolas Bourgeois. They’re French twins and awesome dancers and choreographers

    • @ValiantWrestling
      @ValiantWrestling 3 года назад +2

      @@artembentsionov Who?

  • @reedr7142
    @reedr7142 4 года назад +39

    “Sure it is. Why should investigations be hard?” Phenomenal.
    And why was 1993 Jurassic Park the only movie that knew how to do CGI?

    • @num1Jaysta
      @num1Jaysta 4 года назад +2

      MIB 1997?

    • @bradsimpson8724
      @bradsimpson8724 4 года назад +2

      I regularly ask that question, and nobody has ever been able to give me a satisfying answer. To date that is still my go-to example for quality CGI.

    • @matthewcool2638
      @matthewcool2638 4 года назад +9

      It’s because Jurassic park didn’t rely solely on CGI, they had realistic animatronics for most of the scenes

    • @bradsimpson8724
      @bradsimpson8724 4 года назад +5

      @@matthewcool2638 Yes, but even the 100% pure CGI shots looked better than what you see today.

    • @austinhinton3944
      @austinhinton3944 4 года назад +5

      Brad Simpson Quality over quantity, Jp only had twelve minutes of CGI. So many movies these days use CGI for practically everything, and your eyes begin to notice it.

  • @everythingthrice
    @everythingthrice 5 лет назад +225

    *The fact that neither Tommy Lee Jones or will Smith was even in the film*

  • @dalehadley3283
    @dalehadley3283 5 лет назад +93

    All this movie did was say "Hey,MIB agents aren't just in New York!"

    • @timboslice9905
      @timboslice9905 5 лет назад +16

      Dale Hadley it also said “Hey, MIB didn’t start in the 60’s like Kay said in the original movie! So, ya know, screw the original story and all that!”

    • @SennaHawx
      @SennaHawx 5 лет назад +2

      It's the Kingsman 2 of MiB movies

    • @chriswilson7288
      @chriswilson7288 5 лет назад +3

      Kingmen 2 was enjoyable at least while this was flat unless yr talking about the girl which she was a real character while chris wasnt given a real role or character.

  • @dr.k8610
    @dr.k8610 5 лет назад +121

    This movie makes me sad. I’m not gonna pretend that the original sequels were GOOD, but they were MEMORABLE.

    • @codysellers4151
      @codysellers4151 5 лет назад +9

      First one is good. 2nd is meh but you will chuckle a little and remember it. 3rd one i honestly remember only a few scenes at most.

    • @stockwellsantley6606
      @stockwellsantley6606 5 лет назад

      Yup. I didn't see it, but... I might well have seen it on a plane to Moscow or something and have just forgotten.

    • @M8gazine
      @M8gazine 4 года назад

      I liked the 1st and 2nd MIB movies, 3rd one was alright too. It might be nostalgia though since the first two were part of my childhood and I liked them as a kid.

    • @Scifogon
      @Scifogon 4 года назад +5

      But the original sequels are actually pretty good...

  • @xtinydemon7631
    @xtinydemon7631 4 года назад +105

    At least they didn't kiss, which is one of my favorite parts of the movie

    • @zolanicovane8293
      @zolanicovane8293 3 года назад +12

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣would’ve been predictable af if they did that

    • @rainbowruler6453
      @rainbowruler6453 3 года назад +3

      Yeah, it’s almost like men and women can’t just be friends?! But no, the film industry has to make it like every man and women friendship ends up in love or something

  • @themimsy
    @themimsy 3 года назад +85

    What I hate about the Chris Hemsworth needing to sleep with an alien to save his life (despite everything) is that you know for a fact that if it was a female needing to do it with a man, the internet would be ablaze.
    Like, can we not play off pressured sex as a joke? Technically he consented, yes, but he had no other choice other than to die.

    • @starhalv2427
      @starhalv2427 3 года назад +14

      In the second Matrix movie Neo was forced into a situation where he had to kiss someone against his will, and it wasn't played off in the slightest.
      It's hard to believe, that a movie from so long ago didn't do it, yet we're doing it nowadays. Then again, the whole Matrix trilogy was ahead of it's time.

  • @raulansbach5238
    @raulansbach5238 5 лет назад +121

    MIB 1: we are looking for the best of the best
    This garbage: Oh, you got in the building? You're in

    • @minatodroger7890
      @minatodroger7890 5 лет назад +16

      The standard for agents have dropped it seems.

    • @Cobblestonebob
      @Cobblestonebob 5 лет назад +4

      @@minatodroger7890 The standards for movies too I guess

    • @ridashah317
      @ridashah317 4 года назад +1

      This annoyed me so much

    • @mimiwmki733
      @mimiwmki733 4 года назад +1

      Worst moive in 2019 next to toy story 4

  • @greyworld6242
    @greyworld6242 5 лет назад +120

    This movie had no reason existing.

    • @GBart
      @GBart 5 лет назад +6

      It made a profit. That's its reason for existing

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 5 лет назад +10

      Blame every dumbass in the world who waste their money on these shitty movies.

    • @GrowingDownUnder
      @GrowingDownUnder 5 лет назад +4

      Me too movement is the reason this movie was made, they could of easily brought back will smith and tommy lee jones

  • @Ccjb03
    @Ccjb03 5 лет назад +56

    Tessa had a hard time explaining the plot in her interviews. I knew it would be trash.

  • @avajones6835
    @avajones6835 3 года назад +9

    The biggest problem I had with this movie is the fact that they hinted at High T still being alive somehow within the alien, then they immediately, irreversibly murder him with no repercussions.

  • @swervings
    @swervings 5 лет назад +94

    This movie was so forgettable even my bank account wasn’t charged to watch this movie

    • @jackkrell7313
      @jackkrell7313 5 лет назад +3

      Don't watch this crap and save your hard earned money for something better.

    • @vincentpemberton3749
      @vincentpemberton3749 5 лет назад +2

      Mine sadly was, though simultaneously there was a powercut in the single screen I was conveniantly in. So I get a free ticket for any movie thereafter (not that one) and I never saw the last hour of it it until now [sort of]. I LOVE MIB, and honestly wish I'd just pretended this never existed and never attempted to watch it in the first place though.

  • @backatitlikeacrackaddict7541
    @backatitlikeacrackaddict7541 5 лет назад +109

    Movie should've got sins for leaving out Will Smith smh

    • @handsomest1
      @handsomest1 5 лет назад

      Oakmeal Cookie OK BOOMER

    • @backatitlikeacrackaddict7541
      @backatitlikeacrackaddict7541 5 лет назад +12

      @@handsomest1 ok zoomer

    • @minatodroger7890
      @minatodroger7890 5 лет назад

      He left himself out to be honest

    • @herylaclub2463
      @herylaclub2463 5 лет назад +1

      To be fair he was in suicide sqaud with a perfectly casted Harley and that still got fucked up

    • @comingviking
      @comingviking 5 лет назад +1

      Leaving out Will Smith is actually its saving grace. A few sins off.

  • @dustinb4286
    @dustinb4286 5 лет назад +58

    Liam Neeson "I hate Paris" - HA, because Taken was in Paris.

  • @vegitausa
    @vegitausa 5 лет назад +186

    I'd rather just watch this than the movie itself.

  • @giltzexuh
    @giltzexuh 5 лет назад +37

    This movie rly felt like one of those straight to DVD deals.. Anyone else agree?

  • @katewalker1670
    @katewalker1670 4 года назад +20

    Filmento does a great job in explaining what's wrong with this movie : it doesn't have a goal and molly is just there for the ride

  • @shibilmorningstar6913
    @shibilmorningstar6913 5 лет назад +161

    The only great thing about this movie is that they showed a portrait of agent j & agent k

    • @miguelmercer2377
      @miguelmercer2377 4 года назад +4

      I agree that the portrait was awesome but I loved this movie

    • @zero_out2107
      @zero_out2107 4 года назад +7

      Miguel Mercer how the hell did you actually like this

    • @notane.real1
      @notane.real1 4 года назад +1

      @@zero_out2107 people have opinionsss

    • @fastsnake1
      @fastsnake1 4 года назад +4

      @@notane.real1 My opinion is that you spelled opinions wrong and should be exiled from society.

  • @voltagecherry
    @voltagecherry 5 лет назад +124

    So they just issued her a weapon straight out the gate.....and she even has her finger on the trigger..... remember how J a former COP was barely trusted with a weapon until it really mattered..... 5 sins

    • @vincentpemberton3749
      @vincentpemberton3749 5 лет назад +29

      That for the most part is why this movie sucks so damn hard! A woman effectively breaks in so they give her a job, vs how J, the best of the best, got his job. She also expected a mole in London, so naturally she hires someone off the street, who broke in, with zero knowledge of anything, and just sends her on her way to essentially be a spy and hindges the success of the mission, which is the survival of earth, solely on that... AS IF!!!

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 5 лет назад +12

      @@vincentpemberton3749 Yup. But, you know, "gurl powah" and all that...

    • @Digitalhdwmn
      @Digitalhdwmn 5 лет назад +4

      @@vincentpemberton3749 some marysue fanfic shit right there

    • @themysteriouscatperson9483
      @themysteriouscatperson9483 4 года назад +5

      Jakk Frost
      She is literally the girl J killed in that training scene

  • @shari629
    @shari629 5 лет назад +60

    “How dare you insult the country that gave us French fries?” My Belgian arse was almost going to fight you, Jeremy,,, almost...

    • @metageetaku
      @metageetaku 5 лет назад +2

      Well, there is no hard evidence that it is from Belgium. It sure is from this side of Europe, but not at all for sure from Belgium.

    • @goodputin4324
      @goodputin4324 5 лет назад

      No my friend you're a Congolese so please...

    • @shari629
      @shari629 5 лет назад +6

      Bernik89 I was just joking, it wasn’t that deep.

    • @shari629
      @shari629 5 лет назад +3

      Good Putin I am both, you don’t get to assume anything about me, ‘my friend’, so please kindly shut up.

    • @goodputin4324
      @goodputin4324 5 лет назад

      @@shari629 No need to assume as from your name you're an African so stop thinking you're Belgian. King Leopold decimated your ancestors...

  • @weirddood1774
    @weirddood1774 5 лет назад +4

    “You will not stand out in any way”
    *Walks literally EVERYWHERE in a suit*

  • @sibusisomondlane7585
    @sibusisomondlane7585 5 лет назад +5

    how did you not sin the Taken reference?😂
    Thompson: how did you FIND us?
    Liam: I have experience
    😩

  • @RC038
    @RC038 5 лет назад +113

    When the snaps were so powerful they sent Thor and Valkyrie to the wrong movie

  • @anthonyzanoni2156
    @anthonyzanoni2156 5 лет назад +29

    I've never seen this movie but the moment they said there's a mole in the mib I knew it was Liam's nesson. A famous actor that we started the movie with but isnt a main protagonist? EEVVIILL

  • @dracawyn
    @dracawyn 5 лет назад +39

    Every now and then, there's a movie so bad that I can't even make it through the CinemaSins summarized version. This... is one of those movies.

    • @deaddirt3214
      @deaddirt3214 Год назад

      After a year and a half of Cinema Sins. I've been changed forever. I'm pointing out things in movies and shows, no one even comprehends. all thanks to Cinema Sins...

  • @sandmanspitfire
    @sandmanspitfire 11 месяцев назад +1

    That advanced train tech sin deserves at least 8 billion sins for how many people suffer from the lack of good infrastructure.

  • @RealKeiPrime
    @RealKeiPrime 5 лет назад +58

    When the ads for this movie went out and most of them were that scene when Chris pulled out a hammer, that was when I knew the movie was gonna suck and just relied in pure nostalgia and in Chris and Teresa's star power.

  • @gcastro5489
    @gcastro5489 5 лет назад +196

    Ill be honest, I absolutely hated this new addition of Men in black.

    • @knandhan6947
      @knandhan6947 5 лет назад +15

      Well,you are definitely not alone in this

    • @isaiahwatkins1502
      @isaiahwatkins1502 5 лет назад +10

      We all did

    • @WhiteWolf0212
      @WhiteWolf0212 4 года назад +4

      @@isaiahwatkins1502 Please don''t assume everyone hated this movie, I enjoyed it and there are other people too.

    • @ryann1384
      @ryann1384 4 года назад +1

      *edition

    • @Gloomyraindrop
      @Gloomyraindrop 4 года назад +14

      @@WhiteWolf0212 Yikes.

  • @llaalexy1444
    @llaalexy1444 5 лет назад +32

    whenever I watch a Hollywood movie, i think how would cinemasins would sin this

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 5 лет назад +3

      I tend to spot product placement more easily now.

    • @onewhocollects6658
      @onewhocollects6658 5 лет назад

      @@Blasted2Oblivion glad it's not just me 😂😂

  • @bigchonc1
    @bigchonc1 5 лет назад +272

    More like: “Everything’s wrong with Men in Black International”

    • @bigchonc1
      @bigchonc1 5 лет назад

      Conn Benn wow you’re such a detective. Do you need an award?

    • @bigchonc1
      @bigchonc1 5 лет назад

      Conn Benn too bad

    • @thavidu78
      @thavidu78 5 лет назад +1

      This movie is literally just being Ghostbusters reboot. Strong female lead, men dumb, ha ha female right. Same shit trying to pander to the female demographic of people who think they're being oppressed because they can't walk all over the other gender.

  • @chrisruffino5168
    @chrisruffino5168 11 месяцев назад +1

    18 minutes ago I didn't even know this movie existed. I wish I could forget the last 19 minutes of my life.

  • @Username-qu1jt
    @Username-qu1jt 3 года назад +1

    That pawn guy is just the cuuuuutes little merchandising opportunity

  • @ordenhartley1309
    @ordenhartley1309 5 лет назад +81

    Not going to lie instead of pirating or buying movies I watch this.

  • @jamez_gamez
    @jamez_gamez 5 лет назад +46

    I remember walking out of the cinema after watching this lackluster piece of crap and having already forgotten most of it

    • @GBart
      @GBart 5 лет назад +4

      They got your ticket money. Movie made a profit. That's all that matters.

    • @jamez_gamez
      @jamez_gamez 5 лет назад +1

      @@GBart Yeah, well shit.

    • @tenofspadez3417
      @tenofspadez3417 5 лет назад

      Lol doesn’t matter you already paid your money

  • @joscar062
    @joscar062 5 лет назад +51

    *Ra's Al Ghul met with Thor and Valkyrie, therefore he became rumored to be Galactus*

    • @GaryandChristy2012
      @GaryandChristy2012 5 лет назад +2

      Source for him playing galactic is “we got this covered” so you might as well pick a random actor to play the part bc that’s how likely we got this covered is to being correct

  • @sunwolf87
    @sunwolf87 5 лет назад +50

    Oh and Michael Jackson's still salty af he didn't get to be Agent M LMFAOOOOOOOO

  • @artembentsionov
    @artembentsionov 5 лет назад +6

    In MIB 2, J kept neuralyzing any agent he didn’t feel was up to snuff, only getting a mild rebuke from Zed for it. Zed’s successor doesn’t seem to care about keeping up the standards.

  • @gagecameron5672
    @gagecameron5672 5 лет назад +78

    “Liam Neeson isn’t killing anyone in this scene”
    And thats pacifist.

  • @moyza_
    @moyza_ 5 лет назад +13

    The best think MiB did for us was open the way to "Men in Black: The Series". God, that cartoon was great - and that opening!

  • @kenzij
    @kenzij 5 лет назад +48

    Jeremy: "... someone's entire career is being threatened because of things they couldn't possibly know or have control over."
    Me: Oh. So you mean the MiB operates like every government agency?

  • @TheCultureCommentary
    @TheCultureCommentary 5 лет назад +7

    "Press something!"
    Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding (Sound of Sins meter)

  • @justincft
    @justincft 5 лет назад +22

    I think more people remember how agent J found out about his parents than this movie entirely.

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 5 лет назад +3

      Is that in MIB3? Because I haven't seen it in forever and keep forgetting we have it...

  • @LilCurtisKeepASwitch-m9r
    @LilCurtisKeepASwitch-m9r 5 лет назад +33

    You've been watching CinemaSins for a long time if you remember when the videos were like a little over 5 minutes long,

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 5 лет назад +1

      I'm glad the videos are longer, they were always boring being 5 minutes short.

  • @sebastianemond5313
    @sebastianemond5313 5 лет назад +127

    It would've been a much better twist if Hemsworth had been the Hive mole.

    • @salamisumo2
      @salamisumo2 5 лет назад +13

      Sebastian Emond Or both of them were. It was their plan all along. Bonnie and Clyde kinda dynamic.

    • @kresimirbozic1976
      @kresimirbozic1976 5 лет назад +1

      @@salamisumo2 More like Johnny and Clyde

  • @insignificantaftermathPROJECTS
    @insignificantaftermathPROJECTS 5 лет назад +87

    That little character had the wrong voice making him sound annoying and not cute.

  • @WicksellMukalai
    @WicksellMukalai 4 года назад +11

    Agent H... H for Hemsworth 😂
    Agent M... M for eMma thoMpson 😂
    Agent T... T for Thor, I meant Zeus 😂

  • @jevauxle7945
    @jevauxle7945 5 лет назад +22

    I was on the plane watching this, having anxiety, yet this movie made me fell asleep! Great job

  • @davidalvarez1201
    @davidalvarez1201 5 лет назад +32

    please do “the boy who would be king” they dragged sir patrick stewart into it

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr 5 лет назад +6

      Sir Patrick Stewart, may I remind you, has already voiced a literal piece of shit. However sophisticatedly he may have done so, he still did it. Therefore all arguments that involve "dragging" Sir Patrick Stewart into anything are null and void.

    • @giuseppeianniello1998
      @giuseppeianniello1998 5 лет назад +1

      The movie was a critical darling but failed to make a profit

  • @hahaItzMeeee
    @hahaItzMeeee 5 лет назад +9

    Why does the old MIB’s aliens look so much better than the new ones lol

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 5 лет назад +1

      because you want them to.
      They all look like weird shits.
      You were a very little kid when you watched the first old ones. Everything was still new

  • @SurahOnline
    @SurahOnline 5 лет назад +37

    *The fact that this movie exists is a major sin. The BIGGEST SIN.*

    • @eolsunder
      @eolsunder 5 лет назад +3

      just watching the trailer when it first came out told you it was going to be alien dung...

  • @garg4531
    @garg4531 Год назад +1

    “This is a living being that makes no sense as an alien”
    That’s something a lot of sci-fi writers don’t seem to get
    Every time they design a alien in a setting like this, whether a slave a main character or a one-off background character, they aren’t just creating a single unique individual but the implication of an *entire species* that evolved somewhere, as part of an ecosystem presumably, and l developed space-faring capabilities and became part of the larger galactic community, and that there’s an entire planet and civilization of others like them even if they’re the only one of their race we ever see or hear about, unless they state otherwise

  • @usseaglencc956
    @usseaglencc956 5 лет назад +4

    "Remember, we care."
    Me (With damaged goods): "Frickin' postal service!"

  • @joshuafrederick_
    @joshuafrederick_ 5 лет назад +34

    I was lowkey hoping to see the "Two main characters from opposite gender are possibly falling in love after everything they've done" cliché at the end

    • @xRiseAndFall.
      @xRiseAndFall. 5 лет назад +2

      As if a strong independent female main character would ever fall in love with a man

  • @keinlieb3818
    @keinlieb3818 5 лет назад +16

    Producers: This movie is going to be horrible.
    Director: We might be able to get some extra money if we hire Thor and Ra's al Ghul.

    • @GBart
      @GBart 5 лет назад

      Success! It made a profit!

    • @TheRedditMaestro
      @TheRedditMaestro 5 лет назад

      My name
      Your answer

    • @GBart
      @GBart 5 лет назад

      @@TheRedditMaestro you're* answer

    • @TheRedditMaestro
      @TheRedditMaestro 5 лет назад +1

      @@GBart no your

    • @RileyRivalle2
      @RileyRivalle2 5 лет назад

      @Your Welcome
      *are you sure about that*

  • @toxicmatrix1337
    @toxicmatrix1337 5 лет назад +58

    This channel has turned into my FoundFlix. Instead of watching these awful movies I just come here now. lol

  • @beckfranklin8791
    @beckfranklin8791 4 года назад +3

    I literally did not know this movie came out or even existed until this video

  • @jonathanclark2075
    @jonathanclark2075 5 лет назад +13

    I love how “Martha level of stupid” is a term now

  • @R3AIIZ
    @R3AIIZ 5 лет назад +6

    Oh my god that's the Les Twins! 😂😂 can't cast them without showing them dancing

  • @ntlexotic
    @ntlexotic 5 лет назад +19

    This video prolly gonna get taken down for no reason😂

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 5 лет назад

      Cause copyright is a bitch.

    • @CallMeMrStopmotion
      @CallMeMrStopmotion 5 лет назад +2

      @@calebproductions1264 copyright finna neuralize this video, and just like the actual movie, it will be forgotten.

    • @shadowslayer205
      @shadowslayer205 5 лет назад

      The holders likely don't care about this movie anymore now that it made its quick buck.

    • @CallMeMrStopmotion
      @CallMeMrStopmotion 5 лет назад

      @@shadowslayer205 this movie is like the washed out hooker in Hollywood's movie universe.

    • @shadowslayer205
      @shadowslayer205 5 лет назад

      ​@@CallMeMrStopmotion Only unlike the hooker, this movie will won't make headlines in the future via the # metoo movement.

  • @lostlegend2197
    @lostlegend2197 5 лет назад +12

    Please do Everything Wrong With Zathura: A Space Adventure

  • @JasonScotchmer
    @JasonScotchmer 9 месяцев назад +1

    Here are all the audio outtake clips at the end:
    1 (17:11): WALL-E (Walt Disney Pictures, 2008)
    2 (17:16): Oliver (General Film Distributors, 1948)
    3 (17:23): Space Invaders (Taito, 1978)
    4 (17:26): Thor: Ragnarök (Marvel Studios, 2017)
    5 (17:32): Thor: Ragnarok (Marvel Studios, 2017)
    6 (17:37): Back to the Future (Universal Pictures, 1985)

  • @jaiyonjones3627
    @jaiyonjones3627 4 года назад +10

    If someone is being neutralized by the neutralizer and they cover one o there eyes does that mean that half of their memory is erased and if you are blind does that mean it won’t work I NEED ANSWERS?

  • @263malice
    @263malice 5 лет назад +30

    “God do I hate Paris.”
    Mans over here soundin’ like Megatron.

  • @achebeterence6908
    @achebeterence6908 5 лет назад +8

    Secondary title: top ten things cinemasins guy would rather see than the mib movie

  • @alchemistthunder
    @alchemistthunder 5 лет назад +6

    The fact that he didn't make a parody reference with the Kingsmen main music theme for the scene of underwater train is disappointed me :(

  • @ashurad_fox5991
    @ashurad_fox5991 Год назад +1

    One of the movies where I actually needed a neuralyzer, not because I wanted to watch it again... But it was something I'd wish I forget in it's entirety.

  • @irktog5175
    @irktog5175 5 лет назад +5

    I would like Jeremy to do everything wrong with "The Man From Snowy River", just because the last words spoken in the movie are "the man from Snowy River". I think it would be nice for him to say "roll credits" and then have the credits roll, I think he deserves that.

  • @Onetwo-p1q
    @Onetwo-p1q 5 лет назад +8

    I was expecting the "this movie exists"

  • @leseanwalston7916
    @leseanwalston7916 5 лет назад +125

    When did this mess come out?!?! Tired of all these "remakes" and "sequel" WITHOUT original cast members they just ruin the whole franchise for younger generation movie buffs 😡

    • @handsomest1
      @handsomest1 5 лет назад +8

      LeSean Walston ok boomer

    • @leseanwalston7916
      @leseanwalston7916 5 лет назад +1

      @@handsomest1 😂

    • @ericlamb4501
      @ericlamb4501 5 лет назад +5

      Even if they had some original actors, they'd probably STILL find a way to fuck it up

    • @chriswilson7288
      @chriswilson7288 5 лет назад +10

      Have to be honest they where hoping that Thor and Valkryie synergy would carry on problem is they didn't have true synergy as Valkryie was a dick to Thor which was most of the humor they had was literally thor saying hes a god and she shocking him until he shut up. Again they really didn't have true synergy. Just haha moments. Plus in the movie she supposed to be the newbie and yet he didn't know anything and similar fashion to naruto hardly learned anything until u dumb it down extremely.

    • @giovannigiovanni.7220
      @giovannigiovanni.7220 5 лет назад +4

      It was a spinoff.

  • @WuddlesWasTaken
    @WuddlesWasTaken 5 лет назад +7

    Agent H, Hemsworth, they didn't even try.

  • @nkennell42
    @nkennell42 2 года назад +1

    12:01 dude in the background says he wants cigarettes every 10 minutes 🤣

  • @erickthebat4805
    @erickthebat4805 Год назад +1

    100 sins for not having Barry Sonnenfeld come back to direct this film.
    Another 100 sins for using a lot of CGI instead of practical effects and set design like the other films.
    200 sins for not having Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones come back.