Everything Wrong With Armageddon In 14 Minutes Or Less

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  • @Bonifazius00
    @Bonifazius00 4 года назад +581

    "Neither the Freedom crew nor the Independence crew can go wherever they want."
    This might be the funniest thing you guys ever wrote, to me at least.

    • @captainjackknife5817
      @captainjackknife5817 4 года назад +8

      Nope. I came to the comments to say the exact same thing. I laughed very hard after hearing that. Well done, sir!

    • @bryanbergmann1133
      @bryanbergmann1133 4 года назад +4

      I just saw this when reading your comment xD

    • @mino18d
      @mino18d 3 года назад +3

      Absolutely.

    • @wadecrawford8627
      @wadecrawford8627 3 года назад +3

      agreed!
      lol moment

  • @joseclaudio5569
    @joseclaudio5569 8 лет назад +107

    8:16 "Neither the Freedom crew nor the Independence crew can go wherever they want"
    this made my day

  • @dakotachurch8377
    @dakotachurch8377 9 лет назад +1425

    Fun fact!: Ben Affleck actually asked Bay if it would actually be easier and more realistic to train Astronauts to drill, rather than train drillers to be astronauts.
    Bay simply responded: "Shut the fuck up"

    • @arnoldrivas4590
      @arnoldrivas4590 9 лет назад +42

      ***** Wow! Bay really is a fucking tool and douche! Wait...did I just two synonyms for Bay? Yeah but for the likes of him, I couldn't give a flying fuck

    • @dakotachurch8377
      @dakotachurch8377 9 лет назад +85

      Arnold Rivas Nah he did it playfully. He's actually not a bad guy, we just don't like his work.

    • @arnoldrivas4590
      @arnoldrivas4590 9 лет назад +9

      ***** True. I admit to liking this when I was 10 and 11, even up to 13 years old. But looking back...I think this was the only Michael Bay movie I've ever seen. So...I think I got my fill ^^

    • @jarekgunther
      @jarekgunther 9 лет назад +89

      +D.J. Ryals First off, Ben Affleck would be excellent at Cinema Sins. Secondly, Michael Bay is a dick to Ben Afflecks.

    • @dakotachurch8377
      @dakotachurch8377 9 лет назад +2

      Jarek Gunther Hell yeah!

  • @HelgaCavoli
    @HelgaCavoli 5 лет назад +357

    Best sin of all:
    1:50 "ZZ Top means we're about to be introduced to a bunch of rag tag individuals who are a little rough around the edges, but dammit, are they good at their jobs".
    Definition of SO MANY movies.

    • @someperson2287
      @someperson2287 5 лет назад +2

      Helgali the perfect storm does this.

    • @tim6454
      @tim6454 4 года назад +2

      Its how real rigs usually are

    • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
      @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid 4 года назад +7

      Also a flawless description of ZZ Top themselves! 🤘😣🤘

    • @aznnp77
      @aznnp77 3 года назад +1

      I thought of the Longest Yard and the convicts when he said that.

    • @shawnalfaro6943
      @shawnalfaro6943 Год назад +1

      @@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid that is the only acceptable description of ZZ Top, because it doesnt fit those other guys lol

  • @Barn_D-Boy
    @Barn_D-Boy 3 года назад +93

    I'm glad there were no sins when Bruce was reading out his crew's requests. That's the best scene in the whole movie. BBT's expression when asked who shot JFK is priceless!

    • @Comicsluvr
      @Comicsluvr Год назад +5

      "I think we can handle...some of that."

    • @kycounterstrike
      @kycounterstrike Год назад +3

      "Max.. wants you to bring back 8-track tapes...."

  • @shaunfox1391
    @shaunfox1391 8 лет назад +560

    pointing the flaws in this movie is like shooting fish in a barrel

    • @RinAldrin
      @RinAldrin 8 лет назад +102

      Fun fact apparently NASA shows this movie to their new recruits and asks them to point out the flaws.

    • @teddytech7076
      @teddytech7076 8 лет назад +4

      lol

    • @RaderizDorret
      @RaderizDorret 8 лет назад +24

      Off the top of my head:
      The shuttle stack doesn't have the ass to throw a shuttle-sized payload to the moon.
      Shuttles expend all the fuel for their main engines before reaching orbit.
      Refueling in space has never been done and we're not entirely sure how to do it.
      Even if we could refuel in space, the shuttle's main engines aren't compatible with the propellants used by space stations for station keeping.
      There is no room in the cargo bays for the armadillos and the spare tanks that would be needed for the refueling.
      The amount of fuel needed to throw a shuttle orbiter to the moon would far exceed the shuttle's payload capacity.
      The violent maneuver around the moon would rip the shuttle apart if it indeed was a 22G burn.
      Placement of the moon being able provide a gravity assist to meet up with the asteroid is incredibly convenient. Orbital Position Ex-Machina
      If that asteroid has enough ass to be generating enough gravity to keep shuttle wreckage, heavy vehicles, and people on it and allow them to move around more or less like they would on Earth, then the dinky little nuke they brought with them isn't going to be enough to break it apart into smaller pieces that can be stopped by Earth's atmosphere.
      If a meteor has enough ass to punch through Earth's atmosphere to actually make impact, NYC would be wiped out. That meteor that airburst over Russia in 2013 detonated with the force of a 500 kiloton bomb and the 1908 Tunguska Event was a probable meteor or comet that airburst with the force of a 15 megaton bomb as a low-end estimate.

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 8 лет назад +6

      Wait, refueling in space hasn't been done? Ever? That's kinda a basic thing to do, at least by KSP standards.

    • @RinAldrin
      @RinAldrin 8 лет назад +2

      Zorro9129
      As far as I know it hasn't been required yet, for things like going to the moon they launched the entire mission at once. However meeting in orbit has obviously been done loads and Space X and NASA are planning to do it for Mars missions since it is better to have the IP craft remain in space after initial launch.

  • @Nuvendil
    @Nuvendil 10 лет назад +135

    Actually, "Ireland" was France...again. The structure in the background is Mont Saint-Michel

    • @Seargent363
      @Seargent363 10 лет назад +15

      Again, Bay was trying to pass that off as Ireland.

    • @adamfreeksack0314
      @adamfreeksack0314 9 лет назад +1

      Then fuck bay

    • @zerlok4829
      @zerlok4829 9 лет назад +2

      Nuvendil Yes, when I heard " Ireland", I was... Wait, what ?

    • @Nuvendil
      @Nuvendil 9 лет назад +5

      Chris Vindi What I find hilarious is he didn't even bother filming from the other direction. You know, the one that isn't facing the iconic landmark xD

    • @Seargent363
      @Seargent363 9 лет назад +1

      Nuvendil or edit it out in post

  • @laurajohnson833
    @laurajohnson833 Год назад +10

    I'm sinning you for not removing a sin for the Shawnee Smith cameo. Goddamn I've loved her since The Stand in 1994.

  • @retrospectre2658
    @retrospectre2658 9 лет назад +217

    You missed the fact that it's day in every part of the world more than once in the movie.

    • @Tiberius11111111
      @Tiberius11111111 9 лет назад +14

      James Gibson yea i noticed that in every Bay movie there is rotation of earth day and night cicle one moment there is sunrise but in other scene night there is no logic in Bay's movies

    • @bobthebear1246
      @bobthebear1246 9 лет назад +2

      Damn. That's a good one. Thank you for that one!

    • @davidray3133
      @davidray3133 6 лет назад

      Tiberius16 *cycle*

    • @davidray3133
      @davidray3133 6 лет назад

      Retro Spectre they showed different times, dummy.

    • @RansomeStoddard
      @RansomeStoddard 6 лет назад +10

      David: He means at the end when the whole world is rejoicing the end of the asteroid. It is daylight in every scene.

  • @sincitysinner9239
    @sincitysinner9239 6 лет назад +5

    LMFAO!!! "Just like a 1976 Buick in a horror movie, this space craft won't start right now." That was definitely one of my favorite lines in any CinemaSins video, good writing my friend, good writing indeed.

  • @joe_stan_harper
    @joe_stan_harper 8 лет назад +117

    3:00 On this movie's commentary track, Ben Affleck actually recalls making this exact observation to Michael Bay, and that Bay's response was simply telling him to shut the fuck up.

    • @Poisonshady313
      @Poisonshady313 8 лет назад +13

      As of that moment in the movie, NASA's plan was precisely to teach astronauts to drill. That changed when Harry insisted on bringing his own guys.

    • @thezplayer3002
      @thezplayer3002 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@RoyalRoseTruedid you even read? ben said it in the movie audio commentary

  • @soggythroat1546
    @soggythroat1546 4 года назад +32

    "neither the Freedom crew nor the Independence crew can go wherever they want" fucking murdered me bro. LMFAO

  • @johnmathius1000
    @johnmathius1000 5 лет назад +722

    Wow, you really didn't miss a thing.

    • @Arbron
      @Arbron 5 лет назад +50

      He missed a minor one: "NASA staff using miles instead of kilometres."

    • @daniel.0815
      @daniel.0815 5 лет назад +18

      Hmm, what's about that there is gravity on the space station?

    • @redspain4732
      @redspain4732 5 лет назад +5

      The dinosaur at 1:10 changes size and make between scenes (not visible in this video but it is in the movie at aprox 6:40). This has always been for me one of the most visible goofs and it did not make it as a Sin... That's a SIN [ding]

    • @Zach-Fetters
      @Zach-Fetters 4 года назад

      If you say, I'm stickin my dick in a bucket of chicken fast it it fun

    • @jimmy6111
      @jimmy6111 4 года назад +10

      r/woosh

  • @rohesilmnelohe
    @rohesilmnelohe 6 лет назад +192

    You have to sin yourself.
    8:03, subtitles say "Ireland" while it clearly is Mont St. Michel. Which is in Normandy, France..
    *Ding*
    Oh

    • @kittylabeija7415
      @kittylabeija7415 4 года назад +1

      mikelheron20 are you okay

    • @ritchie9709
      @ritchie9709 4 года назад +1

      Exactly what I was going to say

    • @henrygustavekrausse7459
      @henrygustavekrausse7459 4 года назад +2

      But mont st michel is on tidal mudflats, not rolling pastures. They inexplicably photoshoped a picture of mont st michael over a shot that looks like Ireland.
      DING

    • @The91Bassman
      @The91Bassman 4 года назад +3

      @@henrygustavekrausse7459 There are fields not too far away, maybe it's just a super telephoto camera lens.

    • @johnthwaites5976
      @johnthwaites5976 3 года назад

      St Michael Mount is in Cornwall, England

  • @danielx40
    @danielx40 3 года назад +49

    It’s so funny that Steven Tyler is singing “don’t wanna close my eyes~~”, while Ben Affleck is doing his daughter on screen. 6:37

  • @JennaMaBob
    @JennaMaBob 5 лет назад +195

    Totally forgot that Owen Wilson was in this movie..

    • @invalid8774
      @invalid8774 4 года назад +5

      Own Wilsen sure tries to replicate that on a daily basis

    • @Locadel2003
      @Locadel2003 4 года назад +11

      WOW!

    • @LordDirus007
      @LordDirus007 3 года назад

      His death was comedic gold

    • @whitedevil2
      @whitedevil2 3 года назад

      @@invalid8774 being forgotten?

    • @natehill8069
      @natehill8069 3 года назад

      Please teach me how to do that!

  • @NecaBear
    @NecaBear 8 лет назад +116

    Ah! My Uncle John Johnson was the one who who said "Freedom Crew, Independence Crew" in the movie. He worked for NASA many many years. He was a Base Commander and helped with the movie, so in return, they gave him a small roll.

    • @NecaBear
      @NecaBear 8 лет назад +5

      I'm sure that even if that's true he'd never admit it. I have quite a few high ranking military/CIA family members and they only tell us what they're told to.

    • @matthayward7889
      @matthayward7889 6 лет назад +4

      NecaBear that’s so cool!

    • @AlexanderTheGreat1000
      @AlexanderTheGreat1000 6 лет назад +22

      Like a small dinner roll? Or a movie role ? 😂😂

    • @Kaiwala
      @Kaiwala 6 лет назад +2

      @sheldon pereira T'was a poorly executed joke, no need to beat them up with a hasty generalisation of their family now.

    • @julianburr2750
      @julianburr2750 5 лет назад +10

      NecaBear He wasn’t a secret spy, he worked at NASA. Production utilizes consultants all the time. It’s so common. Anywhere from a heroin addict (most likely recovered) teaching the actors how to act like a junkie to NASA employees, to ex military, to ex mobsters. Movie consultants are extremely common in Hollywood.

  • @wl2141
    @wl2141 5 лет назад +38

    "Astronaut training for drillers" was why I'm here. Not disappointed

  • @fgeghfewfewf8532
    @fgeghfewfewf8532 9 лет назад +157

    neither freedom crew or independence crew could go wherever they want hahaahaha

    • @corkystorky
      @corkystorky 6 лет назад

      what do you mean by that

    • @alaric_
      @alaric_ 6 лет назад +6

      Nor Freedom or Independent cannot go where they want. Not really free or independent, dont you think?

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 6 лет назад +1

      Hahaha yeah. And it totally lampshades (illustrates on purpose) that the guy's standards for what counts as a sin are ultimately arbitrary, and that's part of why these are hilarious

  • @jonholmes6551
    @jonholmes6551 2 года назад +20

    You just basically highlighted why this movie is awesome

  • @PUNKSLUDGE
    @PUNKSLUDGE 8 лет назад +449

    No one questioned the fact that fire was burning in the open "air" of space?

    • @colinc2935
      @colinc2935 8 лет назад +33

      +HollyTheHylian a lot of sound happening too

    • @whenthemusicsover6028
      @whenthemusicsover6028 8 лет назад +17

      What did you expect in a Michael Bay film, "realism"? Pfft.
      Also, nice to see another Zelda fan. A rather pretty one, too. :)

    • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
      @KingQwertzlbrmpf 8 лет назад

      ***** Fire burning on an asteroid is really easy. Read my earlier reply.

    • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
      @KingQwertzlbrmpf 8 лет назад

      ***** Well your personal opinion about the movie is of course totally up to you^^

    • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
      @KingQwertzlbrmpf 8 лет назад +6

      ***** As far as the MIR goes, it is even said in the movie that the russian cosmonaut made the station rotate which creates pseudo gravity through centripetal force in order for the refueling to work. And in the shuttle, the only times they are walking in the shuttle is while they are docked to the MIR, while in the gravitational pull of the moon and on the Asteroid which has gravity too.

  • @McGliga
    @McGliga 9 лет назад +206

    Fuck me if "Drillin' 's hard, austronaughtin' 's for pussies" isn't the best quote of ever

    • @shaunjames1414
      @shaunjames1414 9 лет назад +1

      Yes... yes it is

    • @iattacku2773
      @iattacku2773 9 лет назад +10

      McGliga dude you should hear ben affleck's commentary on that. he asked the same question and Michael Bay told him to shut the fuck up

    • @drasticwillb
      @drasticwillb 9 лет назад +1

      McGliga It's like Austin Powers Goldmember when Austin says to MIni-Me "There's only one suit. Somebody will have to stand on somebody else's shoulders." And if you don't know what happens next, it's probably because your life is too important to waste on Austin Powers movies. In fact, too important for You Tube comments so good luck on that antidote to bird flu. All our pleasantly shallow, chicken and rice eating lives are counting on your mind-numbing toil.

    • @captain2ahab
      @captain2ahab 7 лет назад

      LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @acenonan6183
      @acenonan6183 7 лет назад

      Cezariusz 88 p

  • @Anmatgreen
    @Anmatgreen 8 лет назад +163

    Sin 128: hitting things with a wrench really works in Russia. Know that from personal experience.

    • @Anmatgreen
      @Anmatgreen 8 лет назад +2

      *****
      Well... It's not exactly what I meant, but that helps in these situations too.

    • @richardcordero532
      @richardcordero532 8 лет назад +3

      Fegelein!Fegelein!Fegelein!Fegelein!FegeleFegelein!in!Fegelein!Fegelein!

    • @brucedacynic704
      @brucedacynic704 8 лет назад +7

      I hear tell that in Russia, things hit YOU with a wrench.

    • @DKrueger1994
      @DKrueger1994 8 лет назад +8

      THIS-IS-HOW-WE-FIX-PROBLEMS-IN-THE-SOVIET-RUSSIAN-SPACE-STATION!

    • @cockroachcharlie5619
      @cockroachcharlie5619 8 лет назад +12

      Pfft. Really? You guys have to actually hit them? My computer starts listening to me after I simply pick up my baseball bat. Probably cause I showed him what happened to his predecessor though come to think of it.

  • @yourbigheadcousin5434
    @yourbigheadcousin5434 4 года назад +24

    "Is it an art or is it a science?" I literally said that out loud while watching this movie.

    • @Sonic1991-z9h
      @Sonic1991-z9h Год назад

      Maybe drillin’s a science and an art.

  • @igfoobar
    @igfoobar 6 лет назад +547

    This film is basically an Aerosmith singalong with explosions.
    And I think I'm ok with that.

    • @echo-channel77
      @echo-channel77 5 лет назад +7

      That pretty much summed it all up.

    • @chrisallie2224
      @chrisallie2224 5 лет назад +2

      And the end of earth

    • @Stitchthecat4
      @Stitchthecat4 4 года назад +5

      And I am not okay with that!

    • @christyshultz6443
      @christyshultz6443 4 года назад +1

      Much like Avatar it's very pretty to look at but it's so long.I love avatars ending you know the whole Nateri(probably spelled wrong.) saying my Jake. But it is such a long movie.

    • @ExplorersCompass82
      @ExplorersCompass82 4 года назад +3

      I don’t wanna close my eyes

  • @BHG5408
    @BHG5408 9 лет назад +27

    in the bloopers part, you should've shown the scene where the Freedom flies through the debris field while Sharp says "Goddamn we've got debris" with the dialogue from Empire Strikes back (Never tell me the odds-Han Solo)

  • @Obyvvatel
    @Obyvvatel 10 лет назад +1679

    "A Michael Bay film" *ding*

    • @twoface9959
      @twoface9959 10 лет назад +50

      I still can't believe he f*cked up the Transformers movies though. All of them were awful, yet people still throw their money at him.

    • @MetFanMac
      @MetFanMac 10 лет назад +22

      Alonzo.FellsJr@gmail.com suit&tie Now, now, let's be fair... the first one was barely mediocre :-P

    • @RaptorNX01
      @RaptorNX01 10 лет назад +3

      Alonzo.FellsJr@gmail.com suit&tie
      Yeah, it's like, not everyone thought they were aweful or something.

    • @RaptorNX01
      @RaptorNX01 10 лет назад +6

      David Ayala
      >pretending that Hating on bay and the TF films aren't annoying, and overused memes. And that it's actually possible to even find someone willing to admit to even enjoying them because they know they will be personally attacked for it.

    • @MADMAX-ft5cs
      @MADMAX-ft5cs 10 лет назад +1

      Alonzo.FellsJr@gmail.com suit&tie I swear to god if his movies got high rate and an Oscar award you will be like " OMG he's awesome "
      it seems you can't make up your own mind with out knoing wat the Critics said
      Transformers is one of the best movie everr .. it's way more better than that shit boring Avengers

  • @JOVONO
    @JOVONO 4 года назад +111

    Ben Affleck’s DVD commentary for this movie is literally so funny I’ve re-listened to it so many times

  • @Xeth247
    @Xeth247 7 лет назад +36

    Hehe, the deep impact reference.
    Also, I like how they know when the asteroid will impact down to the second, but not the location of the impact. It's not like the Earth spins in a very consistent and predictable manner.

  • @AdamG1983
    @AdamG1983 6 лет назад +44

    No astronauts would be allowed to be around non-NASA personnel so soon before a mission, thus being exposed to germs. Saving the world is a bad time to get a stomach bug.

  • @AAIIGI92
    @AAIIGI92 10 лет назад +9

    I swear that every time there's a scene with a sunset in any movie, CinemaSins plays "The Circle of Life"! That is so freaking hilarious that even the sunset in movies is a cliche of its own!

  • @JasonScotchmer
    @JasonScotchmer 11 месяцев назад +2

    Here are all the audio outtake clips at the end:
    1 (14:20): Star Trek (Paramount Pictures, 2009)
    2 (14:25): Def Leppard's "Armageddon" (from the album Hysteria; Mercury Records, 1987)
    3 (14:30): The Fugitive (Warner Bros., 1993)
    4 (14:42): The Lion King (Walt Disney Pictures, 1994)'s "Circle of Life" performed by Lebo M and Carmen Twillie
    5 (14:48): Ghostbusters (Columbia Pictures, 1984)
    6 (14:58): The Life of Mammals, "Plant Predators" (episode 3; BBC One, 4th December 2002)
    7 (15:04): Monty Python and the Holy Grail (EMI Films, 1975)
    8 (15:23): Sneakers (Universal Pictures, 1992)
    9 (15:27): Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (Paramount Pictures, 1986)
    10 (15:33): Sling Blade (Miramax, 1996)
    11 (15:50): Pulp Fiction (Miramax, 1994)
    12 (16:01): Twister (Warner Bros., 1996)
    13 (16:03): E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (Universal Pictures, 1982)
    14 (16:10): Die Hard (20th Century Studios, 1988)

  • @jimbyrdiii1503
    @jimbyrdiii1503 5 лет назад +7

    The "OUTTAKES" are by far the icing on the cake of these things!!🤘Hope you plan on doing more outtakes only compilations.

    • @eltoro747
      @eltoro747 5 лет назад

      "Your ass goes down in the fifth. Say it!" almost had me choking.

  • @SamuraiShampoo___
    @SamuraiShampoo___ 10 лет назад +69

    I have a few suggestions:
    - Tarzan
    - Miyazaki movies
    - The Incredibles
    - Small Soldiers
    - The Brave Little Toaster
    - Food Fight

    • @twiggy120
      @twiggy120 10 лет назад +20

      Miyazaki movies are perfect.

    • @Lepphor
      @Lepphor 10 лет назад +5

      Stay away from Miyazaki!

    • @MRJDXTRA
      @MRJDXTRA 10 лет назад +1

      which tazran the new one or old one the old one on disney was on point

    • @TheSharpoint1
      @TheSharpoint1 10 лет назад +3

      Incredibles. I love the animated sins. And i think that's the best film for it

    • @sandmorel
      @sandmorel 10 лет назад +2

      "The Brave Litttle Toaster" was my jam when I was little. Loved that movie

  • @Splitter4416
    @Splitter4416 7 лет назад +83

    This movie is my favorite guilty pleasure movie of all time. It's just so batshit crazy, and it's scientifically impossible to hate a movie that has Steve Buscemi AND William Fichtner.

    • @easternlights3155
      @easternlights3155 3 года назад +5

      Yes! And what's more, this movie has William Fichtner telling Steve Buscemi to get off a nuke.

    • @cowetascore8476
      @cowetascore8476 3 месяца назад

      Along with Independence Day the two best dumb disaster movies ever to turn your brain off too.

  • @GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy
    @GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy 2 года назад +43

    I just started watching this movie and I'm confused already! How did all those oil rig workers manage to scatter all over the country ( the motor bike, horse chase and New York bar scenes ) in less than 18 hours?!? Coming from the other side of the world?

    • @paragakluj
      @paragakluj Год назад

      Please make a move Movie and gate a fame...... instead on blu blu bluwaaayyiunkng on a movie whoich earned a lot than your lifetime ... fussssss

  • @AlexH409
    @AlexH409 8 лет назад +80

    Lol "even the title has to explode in a Michael Bay movie😂

  • @doctorfeelucky
    @doctorfeelucky 5 лет назад +120

    I was hoping you would show Bruce Willis setting off the detonator, saying "Yippy Kaiyay...."

  • @AdamKGreene
    @AdamKGreene 8 лет назад +30

    Missed the fact that it is day time everywhere simultaneously.

  • @jonathanallard2128
    @jonathanallard2128 5 лет назад +36

    8:02
    This isn't Ireland. It's still France. It's Mont Saint-Michel in the background.

    •  5 лет назад +5

      They intended it to look like Ireland or somewhere else though. They wouldn't put two France shots in back-to-back on purpose, they're just being cheap.

    • @simonkevnorris
      @simonkevnorris 4 года назад +3

      Maybe the Americans think Ireland is part of France.....

    • @tremedar
      @tremedar 4 года назад +3

      @@simonkevnorris And maybe you're just a stereotyping asshole.

  • @kims7280
    @kims7280 9 лет назад +8

    This site is amazing! It's hilarious & very intelligent! I cat believe they get so many dislikes, even on movies that many people love, do they not have a sense of humor? I mean it's still hilarious even if your a hard core fan.

  • @tetlowracingteam
    @tetlowracingteam 9 лет назад +14

    11:42.....i got your reference, ive played zork......and i didn't have to google it eather....and thank you for throwing something out there that makes people have to think, love your videos, keep em comming.....

  • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
    @KingQwertzlbrmpf 8 лет назад +12

    Not to mention that just telling a kid "that guy that you never met before is actualy your father" instantly makes the kid love the guy. Just ask Luke Skywalker.

  • @Junkyard_Gypsy87
    @Junkyard_Gypsy87 4 года назад +2

    You are definitely my favourite YT channel. Only found you the other day. Already watched so many videos 😂😂

  • @KOakaKO
    @KOakaKO 8 лет назад +23

    Armageddon... also known as "How Many OVERDONE Movie Tropes can we CRAM into a Single Movie? Plus random EXPLOSIONS!"

  • @astrofrk
    @astrofrk 9 лет назад +309

    As an astronomer, I could count many more sins. The worst:
    Asteroid the size of Texas? It could only be Ceres, which is also a dwarf planet. It has a very stable orbit in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter, 2.77 times as far away as the sun at its closest. Scientifically, the movie itself was the greatest disaster Hollywood ever made since Amazon Women on the Moon.

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 9 лет назад +33

      John Sparks you should add that if the roid was indeed the size of Texas, a nuke detonated only 800 feet deep would be little more effective than a surface detonation. Make it 8000 feet deep and THAT might have worked.

    • @cindertiebosch4171
      @cindertiebosch4171 9 лет назад +13

      ' this fucking song '

    • @Drakelx55
      @Drakelx55 9 лет назад +23

      John Sparks Better question, what kind of fucking bomb did they use to split an asteroid the size of Texas?! Assuming it's not Ceres and its a completely new Asteroid, how the actual fuck did NASA NOT see something that huge until it's only 18 days away from the Earth?!

    • @Drakelx55
      @Drakelx55 9 лет назад +12

      Zamolxes77 Not even 8000 feet, the State of Texas is around 700 MILES across, so if they wanted to get to the center, they would have to drill around 350 miles to the center

    • @astrofrk
      @astrofrk 9 лет назад +1

      Brian P I have known astronomy since 1977 and also enjoy astrophysics. I am a Master Observer in the Astronomical League and was the founder of the Master Observers as well as MONet. You can find it on their webpage, look it up. So what do you know?

  • @StsFiveOneLima
    @StsFiveOneLima 8 лет назад +74

    08:20 : That whole shit about going up the same elevator to get to two different launch pads. Has anyone on Bay's staff ever actually seen a launch, much less been to KSC? No. No, they haven't.

    • @RinAldrin
      @RinAldrin 8 лет назад +20

      They fly the shuttles like airplanes, they know nothing about Kennedy or Kerbal space centers.

    • @masonw536
      @masonw536 8 лет назад

      +Rin Aldrin okay you know a sin no need to say it Twice!

    • @davidray3133
      @davidray3133 6 лет назад +1

      StsFiveOneLima no need for that first "0" I'm your time stamp.

    • @THEMathHacker-121
      @THEMathHacker-121 2 года назад

      Then launch right next to each other at the same time

    • @spaceexploration-Don
      @spaceexploration-Don 2 года назад

      @@THEMathHacker-121 you know that’s impossible?

  • @DaveTingwaldd
    @DaveTingwaldd 4 года назад +3

    I have watched so many Cinema Sins videos, but I have to say this is the most hilarious one of the bunch! LOL

  • @Breaker242
    @Breaker242 10 лет назад +8

    >"A Michael Bay Film"
    >Movie Sin Counter + 1
    Well played, Sir.

  • @Transilvanian90
    @Transilvanian90 8 лет назад +10

    He missed the fact that, in the opening scene, the continents are shown as they are today, NOT as they were 65 million years ago when the Yucatan impact occurred.

  • @ScarlettM
    @ScarlettM 8 лет назад +146

    I'm surprised you didn't give extra sins for size and location of the asteroid. Texas size 17 days away would be second only to moon in brightness. Whole planet would be able to see it with naked eyes, so the idea that thousands of amateur astronomers all missed this thing during previous months is the most unbelievable thing in this movie.
    And sin 129 - hitting things WORKS! I'm from Russia and I've seen it/done it numerous times and if I was in that shuttle at that moment that's what I would do!

    • @medic8377
      @medic8377 5 лет назад +24

      American shuttle, Russian space station....what the difference!? IT ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!!
      Best line in the whole damn movie! lol!

    • @markwillies4330
      @markwillies4330 5 лет назад +5

      As a Russian the first thing you would do is top yourself up with a chug of vodka.

    • @Barney-hk3es
      @Barney-hk3es 5 лет назад

      *ding

    • @gmaxion2001
      @gmaxion2001 5 лет назад

      Can all Russian women crush a dude to death with their legs? Are there appointments to die in such awesome ways?

    • @chrisallie9960
      @chrisallie9960 3 года назад

      @@gmaxion2001 yo mumma beat the Russians to that one

  • @LightsCameraJake
    @LightsCameraJake Год назад +14

    Still love this movie more and more with the state of Bruce Willis health makes the ending of this movie just hit harder

    • @shawnalfaro6943
      @shawnalfaro6943 Год назад

      ok you can shut the fuck up now lol #imnotcryingyourecrying

    • @DrDoom-fd2gv
      @DrDoom-fd2gv Год назад

      Lol. He destroys a fucking worldending asteroid and explodes.
      how the fuck is that remotely connected to dementia? Doesn't make it hit harder than any other Bruce Willis movie lol
      Obvious likebait comment is obvious.

  • @LeFinisterin
    @LeFinisterin 9 лет назад +60

    8:03 "Ireland" nope, actually it's still a french location, i know what i'm talking about, i'm french, and this location is "mont saint michel" go check on google where it's located.

    • @fougeregarantie6126
      @fougeregarantie6126 8 лет назад

      +Breizh man je me disais aussi...enfin je pense que tout les américains (surtout l'équipe du film) s'est dit que ce serait moins chiant de faire dix bornes plutôt que d'aller en irlande

    • @LeFinisterin
      @LeFinisterin 8 лет назад +1

      Ethan Cole c'est très possible que ce soit à cause de ça, surtout venant de Michael Bay ^^

    • @Bdoc76
      @Bdoc76 6 лет назад

      merci.

    • @DavidHh1969
      @DavidHh1969 6 лет назад

      Nicolas EOZENOU Le Mont-Saint-Michel. Confirmed correct. Well spotted

    • @theutoid5663
      @theutoid5663 6 лет назад

      @@DavidHh1969 Thanks Civ VI!

  • @Arbron
    @Arbron 5 лет назад +62

    Closing your fist around a firecracker was a decent analogy... which in no way would apply to drilling 800ft into something the size of Texas. That's like a dimple on a golf ball.
    They did manage to avoid extra sins by never telling us the yield of the bomb, though, because any number they gave likely wouldn't have been enough AND would have raised questions regarding the warhead's size.

    • @someperson2287
      @someperson2287 5 лет назад +1

      Chrono Ryono well maybe but given the size of the crafts the payload would’ve been tiny. Maybe 5 megatons tops and Tsar Bomba still wouldn’t have been enough for something the size of Texas.

    • @kenjett2434
      @kenjett2434 4 года назад +3

      Adding sins because of commentors not knowing or understanding the science this was based on. The idea was never to blow up the asteroid. Only to split it so that the pieces would miss earth. That's why the calculation of 800 ft. That place the bomb into a natural fault of the asteroid aiding the success of splitting it. It doesn't take a big blast it just take a strategically placed blast. Anyone with experience using explosives would know this.
      Example a strategically placed bomb in the San Andreas Fault would split California but wait guess what we seen that portrayed also in Superman back in 1978 I believe. Same theory in both movies.

    • @Frawt
      @Frawt Год назад

      @@kenjett2434 Don't listen to this fucking idiot. The asteroid in Armageddon isn't the fucking Death Star. You wouldn't come even close to splitting up a Texas-sized asteroid even with a "StraTegIcAlLy PlacEd BlaSt".

  • @dragoncrash1234
    @dragoncrash1234 8 лет назад +29

    You missed the fact that there was FIRE IN SPACE and that the asteroid bits made SOUNDS ON THE MOON. THERE IS NO SOUND IN SPACE NOR IS THERE FIRE

    • @whyareyoureadingthis282
      @whyareyoureadingthis282 5 лет назад

      Blake B. DING

    • @JayDee-xj9lu
      @JayDee-xj9lu 5 лет назад +3

      And the fact the shuttle was dodging meteors like a race car. Wings don't work in space. All they can do is fire some thruster in the nose to slightly defiate course. JD

    • @xtremer2649
      @xtremer2649 5 лет назад +1

      It is true that sound cannot exist in space, since there is no air for the sound waves to flow in. But it is possible to have fire, despite not having oxygen. Fire is just a quemical reaction where particles get too hot due to constant friction. If they can find another substance like hydrogen or Neon, fire can start just fine.

  • @gmaxion2001
    @gmaxion2001 5 лет назад +57

    10:57 actual good use of the F bomb in a PG13 movie. Sin should be removed.

    • @ReroutedYearAD
      @ReroutedYearAD 4 года назад +1

      PG-13 not GA.

    • @eunuchprovocateur4734
      @eunuchprovocateur4734 4 года назад +5

      @@ReroutedYearAD you're allowed to use the word fuck 1 time in a PG-13 film. If you use it twice, it's automatically bumped up to an R rating. So PG-13 filmmakers have to save their one f-bomb moment for the right scene.

    • @Larakinerd
      @Larakinerd 4 года назад +1

      Perfectly done.

    • @gothgirl4evr881
      @gothgirl4evr881 3 года назад +1

      @@eunuchprovocateur4734 FUCK today I learned u can say fuck one time in PG-13 movie. Oh shit my comment just became R rated.

    • @Sonic1991-z9h
      @Sonic1991-z9h 5 месяцев назад

      @@eunuchprovocateur4734Also, 1 hump will get an R rating but 3 humps will get an NC 17 rating. I don’t get it. Things involving sex in the rating system don’t make sense.

  • @JakkFrost1
    @JakkFrost1 9 лет назад +57

    "Blew the tranny" - No comment.
    OMFG in all the times I watched this movie how did I never catch that? lmfao!
    (edit) And of course now I can never UNhear it.

    • @JimmyMon666
      @JimmyMon666 6 лет назад +2

      I never caught it either. In fact, even when watching this it took me 2 seconds to get his joke.

    • @stb55555
      @stb55555 5 лет назад +1

      I always laughed at that scene and no one knew why I was laughing. Always thought I was alone in the world...

  • @stinkyglasses
    @stinkyglasses 10 лет назад +15

    You should do The Hurt Locker with an expert in the subject matter like you did with Gravity, apparently a lot of military personnel were pissed off by that movie

    • @TheStormscape
      @TheStormscape 10 лет назад +5

      As a soldier who worked around a Navy EOD unit stationed on our FOB in Iraq I wholeheartedly agree. I asked the guys what they thought about the Hurt Locker and the response I got was, "No.... Just no...."

    • @jokubast6395
      @jokubast6395 10 лет назад +5

      TheStormscape
      If every movie would manage to be this thrillingly dramatic, yet so entertaining as Hurt Locker, then I don't mind them fucking up every imaginable rule of common sense. Primary purposes of the movie is to entertain and send a message, instead of satisfying professionals.

    • @seandetente1817
      @seandetente1817 10 лет назад

      Zero Dark Thirty apparently pissed off some members of the SF community, too.

  • @trollmanable
    @trollmanable 5 лет назад +8

    LOL, the Sling Blade excerpt had me rolling!

  • @natehill8069
    @natehill8069 3 года назад +12

    Turns out, if you shake the camera enough, you can skip things like plot, or special effects. The only thing missing is having the people in the shuttle run from side to side of the set.

  • @Captainobvious57
    @Captainobvious57 10 лет назад +36

    TL;DR, you have to type in the code word "Echo" to pick up the platinum bar in the Loud Room in Zork I.
    I'll hold your hand, friends.

    • @Theausamerican
      @Theausamerican 10 лет назад +1

      Thank you Cap'n

    • @R3fug333
      @R3fug333 10 лет назад +4

      I still don't get it

    • @Captainobvious57
      @Captainobvious57 10 лет назад

      R3fug33
      Problem is said twice in the movie. 11:38

    • @R3fug333
      @R3fug333 10 лет назад

      But why that specific reference? Like he could have referenced the echo from anything else. Is there a reason he referenced Zork or was it just because he could?

    • @Captainobvious57
      @Captainobvious57 10 лет назад

      R3fug33
      Yup. Just because.

  • @BigGator5
    @BigGator5 10 лет назад +20

    15:04 Wow. Really obscure reference there. If I had not been a fan of "Monty Python And The Holy Grail" and know that movie inside and out, I would not know where that was from.

    • @KnightsaysNi
      @KnightsaysNi 10 лет назад

      Yes, but it still fits very well. I frankly wouldn't have known where the awesome "Slingblade" quote had come from if I hadn't caught the movie by chance once. They really do what they can to find something for everyone. (A comedy, tonight!)

    • @BigGator5
      @BigGator5 10 лет назад

      KnightsaysNi It's not a bad reference, I was just blown away that I knew what it was. I need a life.

    • @KnightsaysNi
      @KnightsaysNi 10 лет назад

      BigGator5 You need a life? I've been on here since noon, and I'll probably be on for awhile, go mow my lawn, and then come back on til God knows when.

    • @DudeMakeLoveNotWar
      @DudeMakeLoveNotWar 10 лет назад

      You gotta help me out here. What part of the movie is it referring to?

    • @BigGator5
      @BigGator5 10 лет назад

      ncolaros Sorry. It's the part where Sir Lancelot is rushing up to Swamp Castle and the two guards are watching him approach.

  • @candymadeofdrugs
    @candymadeofdrugs 9 лет назад +336

    you freaking missed the freaking ARTIFICIAL GRAVITY on the space station, that alone should have been 10000 sins

    • @Gamerboy-zi2bb
      @Gamerboy-zi2bb 9 лет назад +3

      candymadeofdrugs crazy guy says, you freaking missed the freaking ARTIFICIAL GRAVITY on the space station, that alone should have been 10000 sins

    • @Gamerboy-zi2bb
      @Gamerboy-zi2bb 9 лет назад

      Um. No. I'm just crazy and decided to do something.

    • @candymadeofdrugs
      @candymadeofdrugs 9 лет назад +2

      Gamerboy111
      do you think it's ok for the concept and science of artificial gravity to be ridiculed in such a blatant way as it is done in this movie ?

    • @xTornado78x
      @xTornado78x 9 лет назад +20

      candymadeofdrugs The station started rotating to simulate gravity, and yes it really works.

    • @candymadeofdrugs
      @candymadeofdrugs 9 лет назад +2

      you're really fucking stupid if you believe gravity in space works that way

  • @SunKing909
    @SunKing909 Год назад +12

    Fun fact :- An asteroid of that size would be visible weeks ago with just the naked eye, the telescope can pick it up for months or even a few years ago, it's supposedly the size of Texas, and it cannot be blasted with just a single nuke.

  • @eaubert1
    @eaubert1 6 лет назад +28

    "Ireland" (8:03) is really Mont Saint Michel, France!

  • @creamfiend84
    @creamfiend84 9 лет назад +16

    Have you done deep impact. I swear that film deserves to be on your channel

  • @getmario64
    @getmario64 9 лет назад +67

    "The movie is an assault on the eyes, the ears, the brain, common sense and the human desire to be entertained."- Roger Ebert (Chicago Sun Times in 98)

    • @nikoruvalcaba1998
      @nikoruvalcaba1998 2 года назад

      Ebert’s right about 98’s Armageddon it’s A BIG DUMB UGLY EXPLOSION MOVIE!
      It’s not nothing but an action trailer that last almost 2hrs & 30mins that’s what he said in his book I HATED HATED HATED THIS MOVIE

  • @MarcFromPhilly
    @MarcFromPhilly 5 лет назад +13

    Overlooked mineralogy sin: the asteroid is so ridiculously unstable (with tumbling rocks flying across the surface, hydrogen gas pockets exploding below the surface, and a geology that suggests that it is more brittle than rust (or since it's iron ferrite (which loosely translates as iron-iron) maybe it is actually rust), so just let it hit earth. There's no way it would make it through re-entry. The only thing that would hit the ground would be some rusty ash.
    Overlooked astronomy sin: this is the slowest asteroid ever. The shuttle actually has to time to slingshot around the moon to catch up to it, land on it, drill, etc. Suppose the mission failed. When the asteroid hits, it would not even be an extinction level event. Oh, don't get me wrong, it would be devastating (perhaps to the extent of several H-bombs), but damage would be limited to local area - definitely not a global killer. That would require velocity - on the order of 10, 000 mph. But if the asteroid was going that fast, it would take a few minutes to hit earth once it passed the moon, and that would make the timeline insanely ridiculous. Additionally, at the required speed for an extinction level event, zero barrier would need to be put somewhere passed Jupiter. There are serious logistic issues here.

    • @davehoward22
      @davehoward22 4 года назад +3

      An asteroid a mile square would be extinction level,this Is the size of Texas

    • @babyasheblue
      @babyasheblue 3 года назад

      Your logic is flawed

    • @THEMathHacker-121
      @THEMathHacker-121 2 года назад +1

      A few minutes? I know this film is wrong in every way but it’s 240000 miles to the moon, at 20000 mph that’s 20 hours

  • @SolarWindsRider
    @SolarWindsRider 10 лет назад +123

    2 things:
    - there should be zero G on MIR station - +1 sin
    - "hero sacrifices himself to save the world" cliche - should have been +100 sins

    • @RaptorNX01
      @RaptorNX01 10 лет назад +1

      Mir was in a spin, so simulated gravity.

    • @SolarWindsRider
      @SolarWindsRider 10 лет назад +30

      RaptorNX01
      Centrifugal force was not used to simulate gravity on any space station built to date. You watch too many movies )

    • @RedRocky54
      @RedRocky54 10 лет назад +8

      RaptorNX01 That puny thing isn't big enough to create enough centrifugal force to simulate gravity.

    • @RaptorNX01
      @RaptorNX01 10 лет назад +1

      SolarWindsRider
      I only needed to watch this one. where they stated in it why there was gravity.

    • @RaptorNX01
      @RaptorNX01 10 лет назад +3

      RedRocky54
      never rode the Gravitron, have you?

  • @jayjaksun6029
    @jayjaksun6029 9 лет назад +7

    I like that Sinister reference at the end.

  • @ztslovebird
    @ztslovebird 9 лет назад +20

    You missed a few sins. Like Oscar flinching when the lights were flashing in the space shuttle when he was supposed to be dead.

  • @acxezknightnite1377
    @acxezknightnite1377 5 лет назад +6

    That end montage with the Holy Grail drumroll as the asteroid approaches is GENIUS!😂😂😂👍🏻

  • @sulacomarine
    @sulacomarine 9 лет назад +4

    Another sin: The scene at 8:20 where the guy pointing and saying "Freedom Crew. Independence Crew." The shuttles don't launch from the same launch pad. There are 2 pads, but that scene makes it look like the shuttles are at the same pad. The real NASA launch pads don't work that way.

  • @latviandude
    @latviandude 10 лет назад +30

    In the Ireland scene they have Mont St. Michel in the background - a castle in Brittany.

    • @Anndgrim
      @Anndgrim 10 лет назад +12

      They're more likely to understand if you just say France.

    • @themous3386
      @themous3386 10 лет назад +3

      france ou bretagne c'est plus compréhensible

    • @themous3386
      @themous3386 10 лет назад +4

      ou normandie......les bretons vont se fâcher sinon

    • @LordFang1217
      @LordFang1217 10 лет назад

      Anndgrim Honestly if it wasn't for needlessly long hours of eu4 and ck2 I would have no idea where Brittany is.

    • @taxusexpress
      @taxusexpress 10 лет назад

      Was going to put a comment here saying that was not Ireland cause i'm from Ireland but you have already done it....cheers mate

  • @pyrrhicvictory5844
    @pyrrhicvictory5844 9 лет назад +81

    12:29 Just in case we thought you meant Bowling Green, Massachusetts.

    • @ffjsb
      @ffjsb 9 лет назад +1

      +Logan DeArco Or Ohio...

    • @zlinedavid
      @zlinedavid 9 лет назад +3

      +ffjsb
      But there is a Bowling Green, Ohio. Aaaaand no one would care if it was astroided either. *ding*

    • @fougeregarantie6126
      @fougeregarantie6126 8 лет назад

      +Logan DeArco is that a real thing ? Man I just love how 19th century Americans named their cities

    • @denzal689
      @denzal689 8 лет назад +2

      +zlinedavid I would care. It's like 30 minutes from where I live

    • @spaceman081447
      @spaceman081447 8 лет назад +1

      +Ethan Cole Bowling Green, Kentucky was actually founded in the 18th century - 1798, to be exact. Just sayin'...

  • @maatuainen6208
    @maatuainen6208 4 года назад +18

    "Even the title has to explode" Omg, yes!!!

  • @salmonellagang
    @salmonellagang 10 лет назад +48

    They should make a movie where everything goes wrong at the end and the world gets destroyed. That will be cool, I don't know why these doomsday movies have to have happy endings all the time.

    • @Hiraghm
      @Hiraghm 10 лет назад +28

      Deep Impact sounds like your kinda disaster film.

    • @jacobmcmillan6787
      @jacobmcmillan6787 10 лет назад +4

      The Worlds End and This Is the End both do that

    • @Waldo1122
      @Waldo1122 10 лет назад

      Jacob McMillan This is the end, ends with a happy ending.

    • @geoffschannel94
      @geoffschannel94 10 лет назад

      Watch Watchmen

    • @mikailnizam4153
      @mikailnizam4153 10 лет назад +2

      what about 2012

  • @JeffDeanTheDeanZone
    @JeffDeanTheDeanZone 10 лет назад +88

    Sir, you missed one. Armageddon in the Bible is a war, where all the armies of the earth gather to fight with Jesus at his second coming. When that guy said "the Bible calls this day Armageddon" I would have asked "so where is Jesus and where are the armies?"

    • @AceProductions828
      @AceProductions828 10 лет назад +7

      That's what I never understood when that guy said that in the speech

    • @JeffDeanTheDeanZone
      @JeffDeanTheDeanZone 10 лет назад +7

      AceProductions828 Ya the world thinks they know what "Armageddon" is LOL they don't have a clue.

    • @neto7765
      @neto7765 10 лет назад +1

      so the meteor is jesus ? lmao

    • @candymadeofdrugs
      @candymadeofdrugs 10 лет назад

      Yeah, but i think it's the armies of the world along with the antichristt who fight against Jesus and his fam on Mt megido. Also i would have asked who is the antichrist? Bilie Bob Thornton?

    • @JeffDeanTheDeanZone
      @JeffDeanTheDeanZone 10 лет назад +1

      candymadeofdrugs Who's the antichrist in the movie? Refresh my memory was Obama in that one? :D

  • @lizevans5537
    @lizevans5537 10 лет назад +22

    So, do you think it was Liv Tyler saying she wouldn't do this movie unless they used her dad's music, or Steven Tyler saying he wouldn't let them use the music unless they hired his daughter?

    • @mooki3babiiyonkerz
      @mooki3babiiyonkerz 10 лет назад

      Ooooh something to think about

    • @mmmk6793
      @mmmk6793 10 лет назад

      interesting observation, and question

  • @Ted_James
    @Ted_James 11 месяцев назад +1

    Fantastic that you pointed out Vegetable Lasagna from Seinfeld! This movie has another Seinfeld actor in it: Ken Hudson from "The Seven."

  • @fanfaretloudest
    @fanfaretloudest 10 лет назад +17

    Little known fact: Michael Bay invented the explosion.

  • @-RunninNGunnin-
    @-RunninNGunnin- 8 лет назад +15

    This movie is entertaining but ridiculous. You would think that if something like this happened, other countries in the world would also react and not just fuck around and wait that some American oil drillers will fix the problem :D

  • @caledonianwarrior6288
    @caledonianwarrior6288 7 лет назад +4

    Every Michael Bay film deserves 5 sins for every second it runs for

  • @kimberleysmith818
    @kimberleysmith818 5 лет назад +51

    The guy with the son thing really
    Annoyed me. So she didn’t like him but he saves the world and it’s ok.

    • @alekesam
      @alekesam 4 года назад

      I mean, she did the right thing and told him who his daddy was.
      That said, what irked me was her jumping his shit, hiding behind the courts and saying it confuses him then turning around roughly two weeks later that the salesman was his pops.

    • @MrYfrank14
      @MrYfrank14 4 года назад +3

      that's a woman for you.
      they go where the money is.

    • @Kissfan96dr
      @Kissfan96dr 4 года назад +1

      feminism makes women do illogical things.

    • @davidfuentes8055
      @davidfuentes8055 4 года назад

      That actress is in the first turtle movie as April

    • @user-pg7uj4bp4q
      @user-pg7uj4bp4q 4 года назад +6

      those are the rules. save the world, all the girls who used to hate you are now obligated to bone. it's in the constitution.

  • @caddo672
    @caddo672 9 лет назад +4

    Haven't even watched video, but it needs 100 sins taken off for being one of the best movies ever.

  • @k4mru7
    @k4mru7 10 лет назад +38

    I was 8 when I watched this, I cried like a little bitch when Bruce Willis died for the team.

    • @Fluoride_Jones
      @Fluoride_Jones 10 лет назад +22

      It takes a big man to admit that shit.

    • @CERTAIND00M
      @CERTAIND00M 10 лет назад +17

      Yeah, but I bet they were manly-as-fuck tears. I know mine were.

    • @afrocut
      @afrocut 10 лет назад

      I teared up when the woman said to her kid "that's your father" . And "I don't wanna miss a thing" is my wedding song. Haha. So you are not alone in admitting things about this film.

    • @gingernuke1
      @gingernuke1 10 лет назад

      This movie always makes me sad and I have cried once or twice =)

    • @SiefausOsna
      @SiefausOsna 10 лет назад

      Dude i was 13 when i was watching the movie the first time and i cried like a bitch too

  • @Yarsig
    @Yarsig 7 лет назад +6

    "Blew a tranny! Blew a tranny!" "No comment"
    Probably one of the funniest lines in CinemaSins.

  • @michaelhill9190
    @michaelhill9190 5 лет назад +2

    Considering the continuing growth of the popularity of retro gaming I'm surprised there aren't a ton of posts saying "the platinum bar in the loud room is from Zork!". (For anyone who doesn't know, Zork was text adventure computer game from quite a few years ago.)

  • @MisterGutsy108
    @MisterGutsy108 10 лет назад +25

    Space dementia? lol yeah the 'space' part is a really important distinction to make ;)

    • @MisterGutsy108
      @MisterGutsy108 10 лет назад +25

      "he may have ocean madness but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness"
      -the professor

    • @Soliok
      @Soliok 10 лет назад

      Was thinking the same thing, Mister.

    • @armandliloia3729
      @armandliloia3729 10 лет назад

      Adding "space" makes everything better.

    • @wally176
      @wally176 10 лет назад +4

      He should try recovering in Space Australia

    • @TheSchaef47
      @TheSchaef47 10 лет назад +4

      Justin Wallace "We get it, you're from space!"

  • @Wedgetail14
    @Wedgetail14 10 лет назад +6

    And another thing!@13:40
    These guys are standing after being through zero gravity. Even the Russian guy? He was in space for several months. He could hardly stand, much less walk!

  • @nataliateixeira1028
    @nataliateixeira1028 10 лет назад +10

    "Man, there are so many Aerosmith songs on this soundtrack, I don't think they missed a thing!" LOL

    • @isthislife2
      @isthislife2 10 лет назад +2

      im going craazzy, crazy, crazy for you baby.....you blow my mind

    • @josephsims5849
      @josephsims5849 Год назад

      @@isthislife2 great comment, maybe the best comment I’ve seen on another comment.
      Go Aerosmith

  • @dannycorbitt2389
    @dannycorbitt2389 3 года назад +2

    People that have sites like this never DO anything, they just take pleasure in picking apart things that other people do... I'll bet it makes you feel superior.

  • @Lundmunchkins2000TV
    @Lundmunchkins2000TV 8 лет назад +27

    8:02 Ironically that's Mont Saint-Michel in France

    • @Transilvanian90
      @Transilvanian90 8 лет назад +4

      +Lundmunchkins Yup lol, definitely NOT Ireland.

    • @thatfellarosto
      @thatfellarosto 8 лет назад +1

      +Lundmunchkins I didnt see this comment before I posted mine, Shit

  • @GWGaming100
    @GWGaming100 10 лет назад +7

    "Who's shooting this in 8mm film ? Mr Boogie ?" .. And i cant stop laughing

    • @mrevilducky
      @mrevilducky 10 лет назад +1

      I'm still laughing at that x'D

    • @iamvbest
      @iamvbest 10 лет назад

      The whole of Manhattan has just died of laughter. Not that anyone cares.

  • @Seahawkfan1108
    @Seahawkfan1108 8 лет назад +59

    Nothing like celebrating with a hot stripper after saving the world

    • @jimkid1392
      @jimkid1392 5 лет назад +2

      There would definitely be more than one stripper if that would ever be the case.

  • @dbsommers1
    @dbsommers1 4 года назад +7

    I loved the 'hating your twin' line about Emmerich

    • @Sonic1991-z9h
      @Sonic1991-z9h Год назад

      That's funny because Godzilla came out the same year as Armageddon.

    • @Sonic1991-z9h
      @Sonic1991-z9h Год назад

      Is it just me or are The Rock, Armageddon and Transformers (2007) better than Transformers Revenge of the Fallen, Transformers Dark of the Moon, Transformers Age of Extinction and Transformers The Last Knight?

  • @MarioFanSiteBVChanne
    @MarioFanSiteBVChanne 10 лет назад +8

    8:03 I'm pretty sure that's Saint Mont Michel in the background, so it's France, not Ireland.

  • @RoyalRoseTrue
    @RoyalRoseTrue 7 лет назад +25

    1:48
    Michael Bay in the Film. (DING)

  • @Aethrius
    @Aethrius 8 лет назад +90

    Forgot the sins that the asteroids are only targeting the major cities and not the millions of acres of uninhabited land and ocean

    • @joshlegacy1101
      @joshlegacy1101 8 лет назад +16

      Braden Spencer He actually did do that one.

    • @cameronmorris3347
      @cameronmorris3347 8 лет назад

      Braden Spencer no he didn't

    • @grumpyoldman3458
      @grumpyoldman3458 7 лет назад +14

      If an asteroid lands in the forest and there's no-one there to hear it, does it make a noise? ;-)

    • @timmyteaches7663
      @timmyteaches7663 7 лет назад +8

      Yes he did. He said asteroids only target famous landmarks.

    • @antonelabakavic4045
      @antonelabakavic4045 6 лет назад

      Not sure he actually did mention

  • @robertdurant7934
    @robertdurant7934 2 года назад +3

    Also Billy Bob Thornton’s character is supposed to be the director of Mission Control which means he’s in charge of the operations of the space flight. So why is he running all the other aspects of the mission that have nothing to do with him?