Everything Wrong With EVERY Jurassic Park Movie (That We've Sinned So Far)
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Fun fact, the original Jurassic Park has the least amount of dinosaur screen time out of all the movies in the franchise, only 15 minutes of it. But it’s BY FAR the best movie in the franchise, a total masterpiece. Quality over quantity.
damn thats crazy, I didnt even know that. feels like theres way more dino time
I can see you clocking all the times and then looking at the results like.
Wait...no fuckin way?!? 😅
Does the Lost World one have the most? Or is that taken by Dominion?
That is indeed a fun fact.
Are you adding the dinosaur’s fossils as Dino time?
Its called the Jaws Effect. Ding.
Fun fact the spinosaur was just trying to return their phone the entire movie but the humans judged him as an asshole and were mean to him
Seriously?
@@dustinbrown1815 its a joke
Like a Dino version of ‘Dumb and Dumber’.
Its a unix system i know this!!! 😝😝
Remember Peter Pan and the giant crocodile with the alarm clock in its stomach?
30 minutes dedicated to the 3 Park movies and an hour dedicated to the 3 World movies is extremely telling in the difference in quality.
No it's just telling what a stupid dumb idiotic thing the creator is
I think it’s more about when they were released. CinemaSins went from 5-8 minutes to 20-30 minutes.
Timestamps… uh, finds a way.
0:11 Jurassic Park
3:10 The Lost World: Jurassic Park
18:29 Jurassic Park III
32:49 Jurassic World
47:29 Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
1:04:07 Jurassic World: Dominion
Nice
This needs to be pinned - if not only for the joke itself :D
Mr. Rogers once said "Look for the helpers..."
3 mins for the first film?
Makes sense.
Doing the Lord's work.
I've never understood how Claire isn't in prison for her actions in Jurassic World, which would amount to reckless endangerment at the very least. They keep insisting that she's one of the heroes because she's pretty and has a thing with Pratt's character, but they wrote her as a straight up villain in the first Jurassic World movie and I think any redemption arc should acknowledge this fact.
You are so right.
It oes dost it. Pretty sure one of the characters brings up what she did
all three Jurassic world movie were dumb as fuck so what did you expect ?
@@BarryHart-xo1oy&u monounsaturated m b m n boo of lumpy of murmur mix
What exactly would she be charged with? It was under the orders of Masrani to not kill the indorex, it was Masrani that didn't want to panic the guests by alerting to a dino escape. Then, once Masrani died, it was Hopkins that took control, decided to release the raptors for use and try to cover up actions at the park. So how would Claire be responsible for any of this? Yes, she was the Ops Director for the park, but it was the owner calling the shots.
I know the original jurassic park has MANY flaws. But. Its still my favorite movie. Watching it in theaters. FEELING the tyrannosaurus walk. Hearing the DEAFENING roar. Maybe im just an old man but that movie holds a special place in my heart.
No movie is without flaws.
The biggesr thing is that it is easy to look past a lot of flaws in an otherwise good movie.
My favourite example is the Indian Jones IV fridge scene. It is dumb, really dumb. But it isn't any worse than the magic box train escape in The Last Crusade, but The Last Crusade is a freaking awesome movie so it gets a pass. Or The Temple of Doom plane escape is far worse than the fridge, but (although the worst of the trilogy) it is still a really good movie so it gets away with it.
I wish I could see the first movie in a theatre but I came out 15 years before I was even born so I only managed to see fallen kingdom and dominion in a theatre:,)
I didn’t get to see any original jurrassic park movies in theatre but I saw ever jurrassic world except dominion
100% agree. Lots of flaws but still miles ahead of modern blockbusters that are basically only marvel films anyway. I’ll never forget the first scene with the T rex in the cinema either. Just epic. Everyone was blown away
Maybe you're an old man AND this movie holds a special place in your heart. I'm in the same boat 👍
Jurassic Park (1993): a fun dinosaur adventure
Jurassic World: Dominion (2022): GENETIC ENGINEERED BUG
Just wait for 2040 when Jurassic Universe III comes out....
Tbh they could have done what they set up where they showed a movie of people trying to survive with dinosaurs or something similar or a group of people capturing those dinosaurs
Just another Book by the author. But the bugs wäre robots
So? Whats your point here? I don't get it
I saw Dominion in theatres. My friends asked me how it was it afterwards. I told them there were no dinosaurs. They all thought I was joking.
31:16 - Yes the flare gun still works. Flare guns are designed for harsh conditions because being in harsh conditions is precisely the time you need a flare gun. They will still work when wet and even when submerged under water. In fact, you could shoot off a flare gun under water if you wanted to, though I don't know why you'd ever need to do that. Point being, flare guns are very tough and it's not unrealistic at all that this flare gun still worked. A sin for your sin.
unsining the sin while sinning the sinner, I like it
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD
Wait... emergency tools for the ocean can work even if they get wet?
Mother of God.
Lol I thought the same thing not all dings are factual
Thank you for saying that. He made most of his dumb comments like this, to stuff that were completely normal and logical.
@@erickrause7241 awww.. Someone feels dumb af because they never educated themselves in a specific area that the person did. Awful try at a stereotype
3:03 This scene always pissed me off, because everyone is struggling to do something, except TIMMY. He could easily give the shotgun to Ellie, but instead he literally STANDS AROUND SLAPPING HIS OWN HEAD OUT OF BOREDOM! Go rewatch that scene, its aggravating.
Very true. I love the first Jurassic Park movie but that one scene has alway drove me crazy. Lol
Alan Grant told him to leave and be next to Lex. It's faint but you can hear it (or he was saying something to Ellie). He probably thought it was not a good idea to have a 10 year old grab a high powered weapon in a stressful situation.
I always hoped they would shoot him or throw him to Raptors for that one.... I fn can't with him in that scene... not to mention he's a fn spoiled always whining brat
@@scottb3034please don't be ridiculous
@@thatanswergirl-lucy8033 yes, don't be.
So the video at 1:04:22 is actually a stock video that we use in my drivers ed class, they just added a couple people and a stegasaurus to it. In the originaly he's not swearving to avoid the animal, he came out of the curve to fast and skidded and lost control
That's hilarious
CinemaSins not knowing the difference between a pteranodon and a pteradactyl.........Ding!
Also: 'mama pterodactyl', when all the adult pteranodons we see are male. There's sexual dimorphism in the shape of the head crests, though I'm not sure whether that was known at the time the film was made, so it's certainly not cinemasins' fault, and may not even be the fault of the producers.
The compys in the book explicitly are venomous, causing the envenomed creature become slow, sleepy and compliant. Of course real life compys we have no idea about. But the fact they were venomous isnt conveyed. Also the books had serious horror elements, while the movies had a more adventure tone.
There's so many sins that would have been solved if the movie used more information from the book
The book was SO GOOD!
first jurassic park movie has a special place in my heart. its one of my comfort movies. it didnt completely rely on dinos for the fear factor. it was the fear of unknown as they had limited info and only theories on what these creatures were capable of. it also touched a lot of subjects like natural selection, order of chaos and morals of science. it was more of a philosophy movie with just enough amount of action. made you question things while you watched. interesting characters, great cinematography and top notch storyline in my opinion. love the video tho lol i had fun watching it
Jurassic Park 2 shows what happens when you go into the tall grass without a Pokémon of your own.
😂 I know what Gen you are from! The best one!
Yesssssssssa
In Lost World there was apparently a deleted or planned scene where the raptors attack the people on the boat but manage to leave before it gets too far from the shore. It got cut but it then creates a massive plot hole where people assume it was the T-Rex escaping but then it has to get back down into containment by the time it arrives in San Diego
I thought it was a team of human saboteurs with axes making it look like a dinosaur attack.
This comment is literally completely false; where's your source man?
@@Nerd_Warehousecompletely false? Lmfao. Read the novel and get back to me kiddo.
@@Nerd_Warehouse Read the novel..
@@Nerd_Warehouseit was confirmed back in 1997.
If anyone wonders about the scene where the girl gets attacked at 3:22 - 3:55 is a reference to the original Jurassic Park book, where the epilogue was setting up a plot where those tiny dinosaurs had managed to get to the mainland and were killing chickens and babies, as well as attacking the girl. Basically a reference to something that was barely mentioned in a book that takes place before the Lost World.
The girl lived in the book too. She drew a picture of the dinosaur that bit her and someone says her drawing is VERY specific and isn't just some random "dinosaur drawn by a kid". That this girl obviously saw something.
They probably didn't do it out of fear of backlash for the...compy in the crib scene...because let's face it it's be criminal to not have that. Screw the kids I wanna see a tiny green lizard eat a baby!!!
that wasn't in the epilogue. all of that occurred in the first third of the book. the epilogue to the first book was the survivors being detained by the Costa Rican government at a hotel for questioning about the island.
@@scottb3034 Yep. Book and movie were like two complely different stories.
also the compys killed john hammond in the first book iirc right?
The "flight-simulator" that Lex uses to reboot the system is actually a real thing.
It's the visual file system used in IRIX, a custom UNIX operating system from SGI aka Silicon Graphics Inc.
These are the same computers the dinosaurs would have been designed/animated/rendered on, and the same ones your favorite video-games for PlayStation or N64 were designed with.
In UNIX, everything is a file. And absent from knowing the exact command, she could plausibly initiate the power/locks by executing that utility via file.
I am both impressed and resisting the urge to use the nerd emoji at the same time
I used to work down the street from SGI. Their old building is now the Computer History Museum.
51:48 I paused for laughing like hell. Saw the lava and went,
"Why.... why is the lava circling him like it's hunting him? It's almost like the plot demands he live."
You're easily amused...
2:15 fun fact this was actually a blooper but it was so good that they decided to keep it in the window wasn’t supposed to fall 😊
1:20:27 “Forget the hat!” Anyone remember how he forgot it in 1993, but Billy somehow got it in 2001?
JURASSIC WORLD FRANCHISE SUCKS😂😂😂😂
@@mickie_is_sleepingLike you
CinemaSins definitely needs to do a re-sin of the first Jurassic Park. Their original video is only 3 minutes and 36 seconds, and they can find so much more to sin than that.
Been saying this for years. The best and most sinable movie and it’s been stuck at 3 mins for like 10 years
Still a Great movie though! Fond memories...
I Remember me and my friends would obsess over dinosaurs and the like, play dinosaur games, we'd carry around these massive encyclopedias of dinosaur facts and just talk amd nerd out about dinosaurs at length. Those were good times,
This movie captures something that aspect that I think no other movie after really captured, and that's just the childlike wonder and imagination that really stems forth from the first time you see that brachiosauraus lumber into view and beautiful John Williams' score playing in the background.
Man thats a moment I'll never forget!
it was one of the things that got me that got me into the natural sciences in the first place, and for that I look back on it fondly. Lots of good memories and childhood nostalgia there.
yea but they changed. and went left. they used to be quick, netural, and didnt say 4 paragraphs per sin, sins were simple like for example: *Spiderman 2* from 2004 was *Peter Parker uses Bing" ding, *these webs wouldn't shoot that far* "ding" . Today CinSins are like say 2 dudes are about to shoot each other in an action film and draw their guns, used to be *one guy is aiming his gun to far away* ding. or *this gun is clearly a prop* ding. today CinSins say "two guys about to shoot each other, why not have one of them try to get a job a KFC, which by the way should be in theatres, where i used to work, and no they don't get sticky floors from the butter* "ding".
Movie is flawless
There's a scene where Ian and Alan accidentally hold hands
The program the girl uses was real, it was a 3D file system viewer made by SGI for IRIX systems called File System Navigator.
"Clever girl." - one of the iconic lines in Jurassic Park
JURASSIC PARK SUCKS😂😂😂
@@mickie_is_sleepingu suck😂😂😂
Except when he looks at Ellie to tell her to run and loses sight of what he thought he saw. lol (Never take your eyes off of a meat eater.)
"Only a private jet will do"
Jets do not have those metally spinny things in front of the engines, that propel them...
"Sent the Navy AND the Marines"... as the arrogant jerkwad in "a few good men" said... the NAVY are chauffeurs for the Marine Corps, they have to bring them everywhere... (And there are some functions like "Corpsmen", the medical personnel going on mission with Marines) that always are part of the Navy...
3:09 That's a real operating system. It really looks like that and works like that...
You should do a colab with pitch meetings. Because watching these cinema sins videos back to back is super easy! Barely an inconvenience!
Wow wow wow wow... Wow
Backhanded collaborative respect is TIGHT
Jeff Goldblum had the most sexual energy I have ever felt in the first Jurassic park
Yes bro even his bobble head is sexualized💀
I felt he had about the same sexual energy as johnny bravo. He can try, he's not getting the girl. Even his kids are adopted cause one of them is 100 percent black.
I felt he had about the same sexual energy as johnny bravo. He can try, he's not getting the girl. Even his kids are adopted cause one of them is 100 percent black.
I felt he had about the same sexual energy as johnny bravo. He can try, he's not getting the girl. Even his kids are adopted cause one of them is 100 percent black.
I felt he had about the same sexual energy as johnny bravo. He can try, he's not getting the girl. Even his kids are adopted cause one of them is 100 percent black.
The kid in me says the San Diego parts of The Lost World are the best part.
My inner kid and my regular adult says its the worst one in Lost World.
amen
You're sinning my childhood right here.
... and I approve
Jurassic park III reminds me of taking city people hunting. Yelling, using cologne-perfume, and stumbling around like idiots.
Ooo sorry Mr Wild.
21:13 I literally died when the dinosaur spoke ⚰️
Just make every Dino enclosure like 20 feet deep.
"no force on heaven or earth could get me on that island" - except a fake cheque that he clearly didn't cash before getting on the plane.
You don't know this already the character that Jeff Goldblum plays in the Jurassic Park movies. Originally died in the first Jurassic Park Book.
Technically, based on the Lost World novel, his death was reported, although he hadn’t actually died. But yes, before the Lost World was written, Ian Malcom died
20:17 Sam Neill's response here is the funniest, most entertaining shot 📹📹📹in the entire franchise.😂😂😂
I wish Lost World was Kobayashi hunting down dinosaurs and Ian's group weren't sent to stop them, that would have been awesome to watch, and no San Diego scene.
I crack up everytime I hear "Spectato-dactyl" during the Jurassic Park 3 video/portion.
Every single Jurassic movie has kids involved in it, but at least Lex and Tim were part of the action from the get go, Zach, Gray and Maisie felt like they were kind of there, and Eric WAS the plot to get Grant on the island to rescue him.
The Indoraptor running into the dumb waiter was likely paralleling the first movie when a raptor did the same thing when going after Lex, although, it ran into a reflection on another surface.
Another part that cracks me up every time I watch the Dominion section/video is when Jeremy says "GODAMNIT BLUE!"
I do love these compilations, you start off normal and end up just irate and sarcastic 😅
About the 24rd sin: There's a sketch of the park made by the autor of the book. He draws the t-rex paddock to be all as deep as it shows with only one high area to atract the lizard to show to the visitors
Here's another sin between 495 and 496: In the 2015 Jurassic World, Jimmy Fellon not only says but he shows that the glass can take a .50 bullet and not break. Now I'm not a gun specialist but that one Owen shots the glass with does not look like something superior to .50
and it is under water too, that bullet would lose all its energy after couple of feet even if it fired at all.
It’s not the size of the bullet it’s the speed at which it hits the target. That’s why you want a 9 over a 45 when shooting a bear. Cmon get it right bub.
@@jackspinner4727 If you're shooting anything other than mace at a bear in self-defense you're already in trouble. If you mean shooting a bear for fun... that's just messed up man.
@@headlessspaceman5681 I shoot bears once for fun and twice cause I can.
(FYI this statement is all in joking matter)
After all the complaining about the hand thing to "control" the dino I did some research. They stole this from Hiccup in HTTYD. HTTYD came out in 2010. JW came out in 2015. They saw Hiccup do his hand thing and said, "We wanna do that."
Watching the end of the Jurassic World II, where you say it is like they were just going through the motions with that movie to get to the third one (the one that they named their trilogy after, the dinosaur "World"). I agree that the second Jurassic World movie really feels like that.
And then they completely skip over that entire thing with one montage of dinosaurs being a problem at the beginning of the third movie and one with them integrated into the world at the end.
I really wonder what went on behind the scenes to end up with the giant locust plot. Could they not come up with a script in time so they took one off a dusty shelf and stuck some Jurrasic Park/World into it? That is the only thing that makes something close to sense to me.
What’s crazy is after Fallen Kingdom released even the director said he wasn’t big on it but he needed to make it to get to where he wanted 3 to be then yeah 3 threw it away 😂
2:18 the explanation behind this is that there are two sections of the paddock being connected by a very steep hill and the rex was standing on the elevated part of it, and the car timmy was in was pushed off on the deeper end of the paddock
Dominion: Cell phones in a CIA building....windows in a CIA building...
“Dino transfusion is an illusion to cause confusion despite its inclusion suggesting a foregone conclusion”
I definitely take this into consideration before I make any important decisions in life.
Someone once asked me, “ Hey kid, do you know who Johnny Sins is?” I thought immediately of this channel and assumed the guy who runs it is just REALLY dedicated and so I responded, “ yeah that’s the guy who does cinema sins on RUclips right?” They proceeded to laugh as he’s actually a lot more than a RUclipsr, he’s a doctor, a veteran, a veterinarian, a fireman and an all around (pornstar) good guy! This is a real story btw.
I'll take things that never happened for $420.
Watching this is just making me want to play Jurassic World Evolution 2.
Unlike these movies, that game gets better the farther into the franchise it gets.
Ayyyyyy 😎
havent seen the last one yet. i was on the fence about it and thanks you you, i dont have to suffer through it. thanks for all your hard work.
32:14 "Raging murder-birds"😂😂😂 That should be my username 🦕🦖
"Life, um, finds a way." - Malcolm
I never did realize nor question the extinct plants or how they actually got them. Whoops. Also haven’t seen the first movie since 2012
the plants arent extinct, they grow in south america.
1:47 The trike did eat the lilacs. When they regurgitated the grinding stones to replace them, they inadvertently also regurgitated the berries. Which is why there weren't found in the droppings. THE BOOKS DO MATTER! #EWWCinemaSins
11:30 I never quite understood that scene. Eddie attach the rope to a trunk. Then they can climb up through the RV, they got a lot of anchor point for their feet in there. Trying to pull the RV with the car was totally unneccessary, and impossible. He could even have launched the pulley cable, and pull them up all at once. Then drive off somewhere safer. Eddie sacrifice wasn't necessary 😞
Ironically the same as Eddie from stranger things. Apparently Eddie’s just like the play the hero.
Thank you for pointing these facts out.
he was pulling the RV because they thought at the time it was their *only means to leave the island* AND it was their *only shelter.* It is sheer luck that A) the hunting party decided to join them B) there was a geothermal fueled village with the ability to call for help. That is not a mistake by him at all.
@@BarryHart-xo1oy Not really facts at all under the circumstances. looking at it after the fact knowing a working workers village was a viable option. they didn't know that however.
The dinosaur auction in Fallen Kingdom still ranks as one of the single dumbest scenes I've ever seen in any movie. In real life, there would be wars fought for these things. But yeah let's let a T-Rex go for $10 million. A velociraptor $15 million. Right.
I thought the little girl letting them all out is a tad dumber than the auction, but I hear you.
The whole premise is nonsense. A ship that big wouldn't have even been able to make it back to America without the Coast Guard intercepting it.
well, T rexes and velociraptors still get spooked by fire, and they wont really be able to do anything against a couple of tanks, or some rockets, or even a decently defended fort.
13:05 Lol, they used this line as one of the loading screen quotes for Jurassic World Evolution 2... a game where you can send dinosaurs off your island
It gets worse when you remember you can do it with dinosaurs you specifically engineered to be mean
@@emtee7138 yes, exactly!!
The original three are my favorite guilt movies. As a kid and even now I will watch them over and over! I love them ❤❤❤
The fact that the spinosaurus can swim I always thought that it was implied to be what attacked them in the beginning of the movie, not the pterodactyls
Given the size of the spinosaurus in the film (idk if they were that big in real life), its unlikely they’d be able to swim/sneak attack prey, or a boat, in the deep water of the ocean. The amount of muscle mass, combined with their lack of specialized traits for swimming (flippers, paddle tails, webbed feet), would likely cause them to sink and drown in deep water.
But rivers or swamps wouldn’t be a problem.
But again, the way they’re portrayed in the film could be vastly different than in real life- the raptors certainly were.
@@anjelica948the film got the length right, more or less.
Scientist didn’t know it for sure back then but spinosaurus was suggested to be semi aquatic as far as the 1980’s. Thats why the spino in the movie can swim.
@@rahstylz Thank you for you information! It’s always cool to learn more about your favorite childhood movies as an adult!
3:35 - Little girl looking right at lizards, says "Are you some kind of bird?" Script-writers don't know how little kids think and speak.
"..the jets..." Best moment for me, tho I laffed a lot thru-out😂👍👍
I always said there was no way Ellie was helping at all where she was pushing on the door. I'm sad y'all didn't mention Sarah petting the baby Stegosaurus, then saying that they are there to observe and not interact so Nick can't smoke. 😅
8:14 You can see the guy on the left side of the truck lower the noose to catch the dinosaur while the man on top of the truck is shooting a tranq gun. While this movie may have a few, I’ll ask you take that sin back and give it to yourself.
1:04:30 cars don't suddenly skid out of control. That's the person not knowing how to drive and has nothing to do with the vehicle. If you come around a blind curve to something in your way, you will not get stopped in time. You can brake hard to shed speed, then let off as you steer to where there's the least amount of danger. Slamming on the brakes, even with ABS and modern babysitting electronics, puts you at risk of losing control anytime you're not traveling in a straight line. Being aware of your surroundings is paramount. If someone is next to you, unless it's a human, it's better to hit what's in front of you than suddenly jerk the wheel into the vehicle next to you. The front of you're vehicle is designed to absorb a high energy impact far better than the sides.
3 mins of one movie 1hr 27 mins of every other movie truly amazing
JURASSIC WORLD FRANCHISE SUCKS😂😂😂😂
@@mickie_is_sleeping so true
An hour of cinema sins?!
2:20 has been one of the biggest conundrums in my mind ever since I was a little kid. Still one of favorite movies ever, but I always saw that as one of the weirdest flaws in any movie I've seen 😂 I've boggled my mind trying to configure every possible way that part could make sense and in 25 years have never been able to rationalize it other than it was an oversight blunder lol
Actually it's been explained. Drawings from the production of the film show that there is 30 foot moat all around the paddock, except for one spot right there where the cars come by which had a small hill that comes up to the level of the wall. This is where the goat was brought out to attract the Rex so that the people in the cars could see it. But after the Rex got out and was attacking the car it pushed the car down the road far enough that when it got pushed over the wall it went down into the moat. This is also described in the book.
I was waiting for this resin of the entire jurassic park franchise I’m so happy it finally cane
Its official the second and third jp movies are no longer the worst ones in the franchise. That honor goes to the jpw series
Shouldn't there be a sin that Maisie's mom is a different actress, despite Fallen Kingdom AND Dominion showed a picture of her that just looked like they put Maisie's actress face Photoshop on an adult?
My favorite aspect of this video is the fact that none of the scenes featuring the Dilophosaurus killing Nedry and Dodgson were criticized because even Cinema sins knows that the greatest dinosaur of the franchise is the small frilled lizard that spits venom
The ordering food scene in the rv always cracks me up. Very realistic portrayal of us sarcastic assholes.
I love how he talks about how the Adam bunch of actors that were popular in the late 90s
OMG!!! I did NOT expect this to be as freakin funny as it is!! I laughed my a** off! You are a GENIUS!!
Yes! Finally! I’ve wanted this one for so long!❤
Awesome Work Bro, Thanks 👍👍👍👍 Greetings from Helsinki, Finland 🇫🇮
And the nerdy guy the t-rex eats in the waterfall, is a very farcical, yet somehow accurate immitation of the famous paleontologist Bob Baker lol
The original one made it out under 40 sins. In other words great movie…
JURASSIC WORLD FRANCHISE SUCKS😂😂😂😂
@@mickie_is_sleeping Oh yeah
They did shorter videos back then. It’s like comparing apples to oranges.
Fun fact: the scene in the jurassic World where the indominaus "talks" the raptors over to its side, in Lego jurassic world its literally a game of charades that the dinosaurs play.
Just a small point, how many jets, private or not, have propellers ?.
In the novel the triceratops was sick because it used gizzard stones and would ingest the berries when it scooped up rocks. Idk how they worked it into the movie like that just to not have it make sense lol.
In the book, it’s also actually a stegosaurus. It’s partially implied that the trike in the movie threw up the berries, but given it’s not shown, they really should’ve given it a resolution
@@79cats90true facts man I totally forgot it was a trike. I also wish the compies had the same venomous effect as in the novel.
@@JennifuhhGilardi In the Jurassic Park cannon, they do, it’s just never stated, but that’s why in The Lost World film Dieter dies by them
it got sick because it recycled stones it had to eat.
@@MichaelFreiberg-qy8btthe stones are normal for some lizards/birds to eat to help grind up their food. It was because they have to eat stones every so many weeks that they were eating the berries (which would fall on the stones) and that's why it was cyclic (every few weeks) and there wasn't really any signs of the berries being eaten because fallen ones were being eaten accidentally.
Jurassic world 3 should have been dawn of the dinosaurs, however it was about giant locus.
A sin you missed from Jurassic Park is that you can see a human hand balance the tail of the velociraptor as it pushes the door open to the kitchen. Once you see it you can never unsee it 😂 but it is a blink and miss it moment.
Loved the video ❤
Soccer goalkeepers stand 70% back on a corner kick because you can move faster forward than backwards. Grant standing far back is a smart move as he can get forwards to the falling object much faster than he can scoot back
This video is shorter than all 6 films, it almost loses to Spinosaurus Park, and it manages to be better than all 6 films combined, how is that possible? oh my
Jp is a modern masterpiece
It's funny that the cell phone crapped out in a theme park sponsored by Verizon Wireless... but then again, it is also a testament to verizon wireless
The first Jurassic Park is only 3 minutes. 😂 Even Cinemasins knows it's a masterpiece.
@9:04 Nobody in their right mind would ever in a million years want to pull a 12 hour shift after they just spent the entire day capturing all these animals and working themselves to the point of exhaustion. The movie kinda just assumed you weren't an idiot and could put two and two together.
Also also the elephant mosquitoes trapped in amber dont actually suck blood
49:24 Always wondered if she just has HUGE hands or if it's distortion from whatever camera lens they used.
The biggest sin of the Jurassic Park movies are they're not rated R horror movies. Plus I think they missed her chance tap some type of hybrid Spinosaurus in Jurassic World 3
You get an 11
@34:00 - yes. I've been to science museums which had an exhibit exactly like this. the attending staff re-cover it with sand between groups.
Jurassic Park - The ReSinning … yes please!!! 😆😆😆
Thanks for the great video CinemaSins and go hug your furbabies all 💙🐱💙
Hearing that John Tesh dig made my night complete. Night!
Why has no one ever seemed to notice that the "video phone" has a video length track bar on it? AKA they were playing a video of the docks in a media player on the computer and passing it off as a video phone? I noticed that decades ago, point it out, and but no one else seems to notice it! That bugged me the most out of everything in the Jurassic Park movies, even more than the 3d hacking unix system.
That being said, I still love the first 3 Jurassic Park movies, and the first 2 Jurassic World movies.
*biosyn = SIN*
That Barney reference on the third movie 😂🤌🏿
2:18 I remember thinking that when I was 9! Like they had that goat pen there, and suddenly it's replaced by a canyon.
This work is fantastic ❤
What gets me is that in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom when they’re getting on the plane Owen just sits up, was he laying there just snoozing? Like what was he doing for that whole hour?
@11:45 the folks at CinemaSins have never played Snowrunner.. *DING!!* 😂
I Sin cinemasins for the good cellphone reception when they clearly said they were sponsored by verizon- So yeah they got great coverage in the island.
@2:20 - holy crap, thank you. that has always driven me crazy.
Answer the the fake dig part (at the beginning of JW1, with the kids): we have one of those at Science City at Union Station in KCMO. They usually recover it after hours, but kids will just put sand everywhere whenever bored so yk