Everything Wrong With Every Shrek Movie Ever (That We’ve Sinned So Far)
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- Опубликовано: 7 апр 2023
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The fact you didn't remove at least one sin for the "Holding out for a Hero" cover and scene, let alone you didn't even mention it is BLASPHEMY!
IT IS MADNESS
Is a serious jam
He had nothing to say because the scene was Perfect!
I know right?!? It’s insane
It was pretty basic and derivative of a lot of junk, we're lucky he didn't sin it.
The fact Shrek came out in 2001 and still looks great today is spectacular
I can’t believe 2001 was the year I was born and yeah, Shrek is an animated classic
Time flies
Shrektacular
But after The Last Wish I cant look at it the same way
Well, the backgrounds certainly do.
FARQUAAD IS A DOUBLE ENTENDRE FOR FUCKWAD?!
I grew up on Shrek and somehow missed that
When I saw the third one, I was like "Why can't you just call him the Frogfather or something?" before I saw they were trying to get away with another censor thing xD
@@LucyAdroit I don't get that one.
@Bessie Burnet when shrek said "frog king dad" it's a double entendre for "f*cking dad"
I knew that for a long time but I'm French Canadian so I needed some explaining... 😅
I called him that ironically, and while I didn't know, it doesn't really shock me one bit. Also, his logo looks like the old Facebook logo.
Shrek wears socks to bed because he knows the horrors of the internet.
Good point! 😅
why? how? and if he knows whats on the internet, how come he doesn't know the entire story of his life?
@@johnymustacioit’s….a joke 😭
I actually laughed out loud at this, thanks!
And then the other two Shrek movies came and he exposed himself.
Let's all say it together now:
*Shrek is love, Shrek is life*
🫡💚🧅
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
Cursed
It's all ogre now.
“Donkey WTF are you doing with my wife?”
As to how the Gingerbread Man got his legs back... you can clearly see where the cracks are "stitch marks" made with icing where his legs connect to his body. They iced him back together and I think that's hilarious.
Wait, didn't Farquuad pulverized his legs in his hands?
I mean, maybe they caked legs for Gingy and stitched them to his body but pretty sure his original limbs were destroyed.
Interesting fact, we never actually see dragon until after the potion wears off so theoretically she woke up as a pegasus, was really confused, her babies hatched and turned into pegasi and she immediately started flying towards far far away with the babies to find donkey, but just before she got there the spell wore off so she showed up in her original form.
I read that too. I wish they had put that in the movie.
Somebody once told me, timestamps are gonna roll me…
0:11 Shrek
12:28 Shrek 2
29:27 Shrek the Third
44:39 Shrek Forever After
Somebody once told me, you're a W
So is he leading up to The Last Wish?
@@10RexTheWolf01 he should do the last wish next
@@Raggy_df Yes, ple-e-e-e-e-e-ase?
Wonder when shrek 5 and both puss in boots will be added tk teh compliation
One day I want a film where people immediately discuss the overheard words and get the misunderstanding cleared up in three seconds.
Yeah we can use other things for plot devices :D
Yeah, then you can complain about the lack of conflict.
The Last Wish kinda does that. But instead of Kitty over hearing Puss say something negative, it's positive. And she talks about it almost right away.
@@beteopod Hence my comment: There can be OTHER plot devices. Why can't the conflict be good vs. evil or something, rather than "Both good guys have an unnecessary 3rd act fight"
would they discuss it? yes! would discussing it solve the problem? you decide!
No matter how many movie sins, Sherk will always be perfect in my eyes
Unlike the way you spell it.
Lol Sherk. I love it
I will continue to believe that fairy godmother is the one who cursed Fiona then suggested she he locked in a tower guarded by a dragon to await her true love specifically to have her son prince charming save her, then she would believe hom to be her true love, then he gets to be king. She may even have set it all up when she turned Harold from a frog to a human that he would only ever have one daughter and that she would be cursed.
Farquaad's logos throughout the first movie looks like an early design concept for the Facebook logo
Shrek is a timeless classic.
An animated timeless classic
Fax
Except that one mistake of a movie
But let's forget about that one
@@chasehedges6775 a timeless classic*
Congrats for the first comment
35:19 I like the theory that he was originally a kid from Pleasure Island that got turned down after he became a donkey cause his memory and his ability to talk just never went away
That's a good theory right there ✅️
I first thought he was Bailum's donkey from the Bible bt then my better half told me about a German fairy tale about a magical troupe of musical animals one being a donkey
@@trashcangold The Bremen Town Musicians. Ironically enough Donkey does tend to sing a lot.
@@cavaliothorson7755 And a cat was among the musicians. A cow, a donkey, a cat, a dog, and a rooster. So, they got the cat and donkey.
That is a hypothesis not a theory.
Fiona: You didn't slay the dragon?
Shrek: What? I'm trying to get the clean hands trophy for completing this quest without killing anything. Haven't you played Dishonored 2 before?
the three pigs at the bday party got me 😂 the accents and then “we have lollipops” “NO I ATE ZEM 😭”
VAT U DIDDNT SHAH
WELL U DIDDNT SHARE WIT ZE CROISSANT
The "and Mexico will pay for it" got me😭😂
I thought I was the only one 😭😭😭
The reason Charming didn’t come was because it was very clear the kingdom was not under the rule of Fiona’s dad. Therefore, since the fairy godmother has eyes, she just gave it up. Most likely.
When the screen went dark, I thought my phone was broken😂 37:57
OMFG I never saw the "Frog-king dad in law" pun till he mentioned it.
I'm standing up for the pepper grinding right into the eyes was gold
6:38 Dragons hoard gold because it is the softer metal, so they can rest on the lest hurting metal, and also because it was a normal material because coins and etc, it wasn't the hardest material to find
Rumpelstiltskin does not have Syndrome's hair, he has Heat Miser's hair.
5:26 Don’t disrespect Babe like that! 😩🤣
@5:28 That’s a Gordy reference! I feel so smart when I get it.
That’s a Babe reference! I feel so much smarter when I GET IT.
"What is it about looking into space that makes cartoon writers think of farts?" Big balls of gas
Fiona’s father isn’t a human tho. He is a frog, prolly why Fiona turned out green!
He wasn't originally a frog. He was originally a human king. He only became a frog at the end of movie 2
Fun fact, dragon actually does turn into a Pegasus. The writers were originally going to show her as such, but decided to go a different direction, but they do confirm during the movie, even though she has no screen time until the end dragon is a Pegasus throughout the entire time.
Add an extra sin for Fiona’s parents somehow magically knowing where she lived
“Given the impossible nature of this palace I wonder how they got supplies there so Fiona wouldn’t die” The pizza delivery guy they just ordered pizza with a drink every day.
It's funny how they talk about that the trees can't be villains but when Lil red becomes one they don't say a word, they didn't even mention how Rumpelstiltskin changed drastically(also he wasn't in Shrek's trash it was the establishment's trash)
Interesting fact, the witch who tossed that Pumpkin bomb in Forever After was voiced by Mabel Pines herself
First two shrek movies still look awesome
The Shrek franchise doesn't need another movie. It's perfect as is
And yet we’re getting another one anyway
a massive fanbase has been asking for another, people who don't want another are the minority here
puss in boots 2 would like to have a word with you
@@NocturnalCoder I mean especially with the tease at the end of the Puss 2 movie, I had figured it was a possibility.
I never noticed this but in shrek 2 when they are in fairy godmother's factory and they are caught the guys that shoot the crossbows never reload once. They just shoot them like they are automatics 😂😂
Sins ? These movies doesn't require sins
Shrek the third does
@@Misto_deVito6009 That movie needs to be locked up
The only Shrek-verse movie I personally like is The Last Wish.
In the about page of this channel, it says “no movie is without sin”.
Satire channel. They include jokes in with critiques.
Wow, I just watched all 4 movies last night to this morning. What are the odds?
I was literally thinking last night, “When is Shrek gonna get its franchise supercut?”
@@beteopod ? Are you calling me a liar?
Rumpelstiltskin makes a cameo in 3 i think and is a completely different person from the fourth movie. you could say he grew and changed if he didn't have that scene before the events of the first movie
Maybe Dreamworks hates the 3rd movie, not that I’d blame them.
plot twist: she's adopted :)
I LOVE when Fiona sings an aria with the bird and it explodes 😂
My favorite part
Fun fact: the original shrek movie was a decade old in 2011 of which 2011 was 12 years ago from when I’m writing this. This means that the first shrek movie would be old enough to drink in most places around the world and at that age would probably be driving a car.
You could have just said Shrek was made 22 years ago.
Wait people drink at 12 o_O
Can’t wait for Shrek 5. While Shrek has lost its pattern of 3 year consecutive releases, I’m glad that we’re getting another instalment we’ve been waiting so long for nearly 1 and a half decades.
Shrek 2 was the best sequel out of all the shrek movies. ❤
Ehhhh!
If you're an anglophone, yes! But for my fellow French Canadians who aren't as bilingual as I am: they didn't get most of the jokes...🤔
Yep, I totally agree!
finally, the power of Shrek in the palm of about an hour's time
For shrek 2, I like to believe that king Harold was always a frog, but was under fairy godmother's spell to be king and marry. Only until the God mother dies, her magical influence that she used against the king has even broken - returning the king to his natural self
Erm…. THAT is pretty much confirmed in the movie… lol. He was a frog who was turned into a king and the deal was for his daughter to marry her son otherwise she’d reverse the spell and he turns into frog again which is exactly what happened
Have you even watched the movies lmao
@@iriswaldenburger2315 that's the point! It was questioned in the video so I thought I'd like to point that fact out
There is a theory that the fairy godmother actually cursed Fiona
Hope y'all are ready for Shrek 5, and we are even getting a Donkey solo movie, something long overdue since the first Puss in Boots movie.
um actually Dreamworks' next movie is actually Ruby Gillman Teenage Kraken, not another Shrek sequel
@@user-iq6vb5yo1v 🤓
@@user-iq6vb5yo1v they never said it was their next movie, just one of the future movies
@@Raggy_df 🤓🤓
@@randyenemyhunter 🤓🤓🤓
the sin on the “true form” kinda didnt make sense cause the spell says something along the lines of “once she receives true loves kiss she will take on love’s true form” which i think implies that she will take on the appearance of the one she loves most, which still restricts her to either human or ogre
This is correct - I commented that. She takes on the form OF her true love (shrek= an ogre.”
I always questioned why Fiona didn't have a British accent, when her parents did.
That's a really good question
“British accent”😂
thats a good point actually
She was sent to the US to get a good education.
@@rickstaism pls say this is satire💀
Ive always thought charming was Arthur’s absentee father
The Shrek movies are my childhood
"In what universe besides this one has Robin Hood been French." The one sin that has ever bugged me in your videos
The rock Fiona puts her hand on is clearly the one she sits on, not one of those around the fire.
Shrek is one of the greatest animated films of all time
Its not a Gordy reference, its a Babe reference.
at least it's better to wonder how donkey could have got it in dragon than if you had to wonder how the reverse happened 😅
WOW I'm surprised that in the Shrek 2 vid he doesn't mention the fact that it's not JUST that the other fairy tale friends see the already edited footage of Shrek getting arrested, but that they got to Far, Far Away on no time!! I mean, it took Shrek and Fiona like... weeks or months to get there! Lol
Holding out for a hero cover is the best thing about these movies
I just realized, rumple having to give shrek his whole day wouldn't been a very good reason for him to not outright kill shrek
Definitely one thing/error about _Shrek Forever After_ is Shrek had 24 hours to...anyway in getting to Far Far Away and then Dragon's Keep took more than 24 hours
You missed a sin, when shrek and Fiona tied up dragon with their chains, they were still chained to her. But in the next scene, they were miraculously free of the chains
No One : Shrekompilation
I mean to be fair Mountain goats can scale almost vertical mountain faces.
RIP Steve Rockwell. You will be missed! 😭😭😭
You simply cannot sin Shrek. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
😂 he roared his might roar
Shrek is such a great movie
Why do I remember shrek forever after more than I remember shrek the third
I just watched all the shrek movies yesterday and today you posted this 🤯
for those who still don't know: in Shrek 1, follow the 3 bears. it gets dark
When I saw the rug made of Mama Bear in Farquaad's room, I freaked out... super dark
14:30 Because in the old sea tales, mermaids lured men into the water to drag them under and eat them, see? She wasn't into shrek as much as she was hungry. But she became shark feed instead.
They made one pretty darn good Shrek movie, and they also made a lot of other Shrek movies that were made.
The 'I fell on my keys' joke was also done in another Mike Meyers movie, Wayne's World.
Well no kidding it took Prince Charming forever to get to the castle he lives in f*cking far far away so you can imagine it would take him some time to get their
Cinema sins: "what's that dragon gonna do with all that gold?"
D&D: "We don't talk about that."
Who needs movies when you have cinemasins compilation 😁
I can tell he had a field day with Shrek The Third
Love how different cinema sins and wins are even in their intro cinema sins is rider while wins is nicer
Literally just watched shrek last night lmao
Woah, I just realized, Farquaad's symbol is just Facebook Lite
Isn't "That'll do..." from "Babe" [not "Gordy"]?
You beat me to it. :)
I always think I’m going to be the first to comment, and usually I’m right…😮
Jerm, you're officially thinking about this too hard
the actual count for sins is his count minus 1051
Because shrek is a perfect movie series.
'Till we wait for Shrek 5'
When the knock off copyright free parody of Ariel from the little mermaid looks more like the character from the movie than they do in the officially licensed remake of said movie, you know you fucked up
It's so much like Cinema Sins to sin the fact that a fantasy tale dragon hoards gold as illogical
A supporter of Richard the Lionheart, aka Richard Cœur de Lion, Duke of Normandy, Aquitaine and Gascony, Lord of Cyprus, and Count of Poitiers, Anjou, Maine, and Nantes, and King of England, while a commoner, a commoner of some status and clearly of some property and ambition, quite likely spoke French when he wasn't mucking out the stables.
I’m sinning myself for watching this in its entirety:)
Same
No way bro put a sin for the lion king making fart jokes, on a review about shrek
Bro do you guys ever take a day off?🤣
I have the movies on repeat till today
Honestly my children will only watch Shrek, they need to be cultured
Yeah the early 2000s were funny time this pro at this show is so funny I would be around 2 years old when this film came out also, in 2021 there was an AVGN episode about this, and it was the hilarious thing since Cinderella got married
It was so funny when Shrek said “somebody better be dying!!” And it cuts to the scene of Fiona’s father saying “I’m dying” 😂
Removing a sin for the fact that Shrek questioned the potion. "Midnight? Why is it always midnight?"
Dude didn't travel all that way to get it on with fiona. He never showed attraction to her. He wanted to be king. Power and what he views as respect ;)
keep up the good work Cinemasins team!
The reason dragon has so much treasure is because the part of the myth where the dragon guards a keep of gold and jewls.
See it's not that Dragon didn't change, it's just that we weren't shown. We were denied what a pregnant Dragon became during the events of Shrek 2! Where's THAT cut of the movie?
Netflix: are you still watching?
Somebody’s daughter: 21:07
24:45 She knew because she must've seen Fiona turn back into her human self meaning that's a confirmation that Shrek took the potion, (this would prompt her to take preparations for Shrek's return.)
Hopefully you'll read this request. When you review *Puss in Boots The Last Wish* there is a certain scene that will probably remove sins. If you do remove sins, could you please take off a few extra (more than normal) because I haven't seen the way this scene was handled in any other movie. I don't want to spoil it but I'm sure you'll know what it is. *Thank you.*
The actual hatred cinemasins has towards Shrek makes me question everything they've ever sinned.
Same here, dude... Same...