Everything Wrong With Every Despicable Me Movie EVER (That We've Sinned So Far)
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Fun Fact: During production of Despicable Me, to make Elsie Fisher (Agnes) laugh during recordings, her dad would sometimes sneak up behind her and tickle her.
Awe
Crazy how she was also in Bo Burnham's "Eighth Grade" as the protagonist.
Wholesome
Well that's adorable
Awww, that’s so wholesome and sweet!
Before we start can we take a moment to appreciate how this is EXATLY 1 hour and 30 minutes long with no added seconds?
I am surprised
Incorrect. It's actually 1 hour, 29 minutes, and 59 seconds. it's missing 1 second.
@@professorpuddle fuck...........
@@professorpuddle desktop youtube vs mobile youtube times, I'm on mobile and it's 1.5 hrs
@@professorpuddlewhat.
In the first movie gru was able to dodge on coming missiles
but in the third movie he can't beat a man who still listens to 80s music and uses vhs
Who's to say Bratt can't dodge oncoming missiles? Also Gru was enraged in the first movie when the missiles were coming. And he beat Bratt in the third movie anyway.
So listening to 80s music determines how strong you are?
Bratt used the power of the 80s
@@krokodilsnoppenevery decade comes with certain buffs and debuffs
@@not_you7vr552 pretty much
"Getting a laser shot into your eye causes tinnitus, because the writers have clearly lost control of their senses." - That is one of the best written Sins ever. Poetic punning at it's best. Bravo, sir bravo.
18:50 how do they even get the moon to orbit around earth without there being any long term consequenses from the moon being gone.
Since you made a 1.5 hour cinemasins, you could argue that this is a movie. Thus, you must cinemasins your own cinemasins.
I'll add in a sin I noticed: At 44:15, some random Brit had a "Bob Forever" shirt, even though Bob became king less than a day earlier
Well I mean…. It’s king Bob
Gru is a +50 year old when he meets Vector; who was in his 20s. However, “Minions: Rise of Gru” contradicts this by having Mr. Perkins tell Gru about Vector when Gru was a kid. That would imply that Gru and Vector are the same age.
That makes vector even more pathetic
Was Vector's age ever actually stated? I never even knew how old Gru was really supposed to be in the first film. These are poorly conceived CGI cartoons. It's less nonsensical than the X-Men reboot series having each movie take place in a consecutive decade while the main cast only ages by a year or two in between. Those start with 30-something James McAvoy playing a 20-something Xavier in the 60s, but by the 90s he's just shy of 40. Yet he's supposed to be formerly Jean-Luc Picard another decade after that.
Gru is 56 in the first movie i think, according to the wiki.
Vector skinWalker theory conformed!?!?!??!?
“That’s why I’d like to propose the Vector Grimwalker Theory!”
57:47 I don't know if you caught it but I think the way, Agnes absolutely *INHALES* that spaghetti deserves a sin
It deserves 1000000 sins
@@pikakin2375No you deserve 1000000 sins you AGNES-HATER!!!!!😤
YOU AGNES-HATER!!!!!😤
Bro thinks she’s Kirby 💀💀💀
46:00 The fact that the 420 sin belongs to the Beatles appearance is just perfect
here comes the sun 1:03
30:50 minions never speak gibberish, they always speak a mix between every language, hence why they can say "Banana" in english
44:34, y'know maybe they understand english, but can't pronounce the words well? That's pretty common for someone to understand a language but not be able to speak it
Thats a fair point. I visited Kenya and I am hardly at the point of conversational Swahili but I can understand most of it.
yeah, sometimes I catch a bit of Spanish in there too so I figured it was a combination of everything
yeah, a lot of people don't believe that, but I also hear a bit of Japanese (I hardly know any japanese so there is probably a lot more than what I hear)@@monikaaaax3
26:11 missed the chance too sin the fact that gru is “choking the chicken”
I’ve only watched the first movie, both in the franchise and here, and I’m a little surprised you didn’t include the scene where Gru is telling his plan about stealing the moon by drawings. That scene was awesome!
Maybe its because there were no sins in that scene which means he likes it.
1+ hour of Cinemasins to watch on the weekend? I’m down.
Despicable Timestamps:
0:10 Despicable Me
18:58 Despicable Me 2
34:41 Minions
48:41 Despicable Me 3
1:04:34 Minions: The Rise of Gru
I didn't even know there were that many 😂
Damn that’s big
Thanks!😊
How many sins did each movie get
@@user-xu1ju4dp8d Despicable Me- 124 sins
Despicable Me 2- 132 sins
Minions- 186 sins
Despicable Me 3- 130 sins
Minions: The Rise of Gru- 165 sins
CinemaSins is going to have a field day with Despicable Me 4
41:15 because the movie is too busy trying to get from Tto E and doesn't have time to explain how they got from F to U LMAO😂
I forgot the minions existed.
+10000 sins for making me remember.
And 100000000 for the memes
1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 more for the cringe GIF’s that still remain.
Let's be honest, violating HOA is the opposite of villainy.
34:02 Sin 252 I mean, the whole reason he wanted the Minions is because _they're_ indestructible. The serum makes you super strong and aggressive. The minions physiology (and easily controllable psychology) is just that final push into unbeatable abomination he needed to (theoretically) be undefeatable.
So, +1 hour of Minions sinning?? I’m in.
Everyone hates the minions so much that they actually love them
The sudden thunderstorm after the coronation is just normal UK weather, trust me.
Hey, in Quebec too!
I swear once I was doing everyday things, it was sunny outside and five minutes later I was fighting the wind to close the tarps so the rain wouldn't get inside the gazebo!😅
I feel like the reason the minions hid since Nepolian was because people kept asking "What were the minions doing in 1940?"
PS: I think they hid out in Russia. That means they walked through Europe, and then headed across an entire ocean.
Giving my Mother +100 Sins for sending me Minions good morning gifs atleast once per month.
Once a month? You live the good life. Just wait for a “Happy Tuesday” minion gif laughing thats over exposed and filled with glitter every day of the week.
*10:13** Well he could be spying on the villains. Which he would need to pretend to be a villain to do*
From now on Minions shall be known as "Piss Flavoured Tater Tots" 😂
Pyramid of Giza: 2.6 mio m^3 volume
Hand pump: ~0.5 l / Pump
Speed: 2 Pumps / sec
=>
It only takes him 82 years to pump this up (provided that normal pressure is enough because the replica weighs nothing. )
Who hurt you ?
Wow
I cannot express how happy this video makes me. Minions are some of my favorite Sins videos to come back to for background listening and this makes my day.
The sheer amount of degrading nicknames this guy came up with to describe the Minions is fantastic.
55:08 To answer this question, yes. Dick Dastardly and Muttley were made in the 1960's and are pretty much this archetype.
I like all these movies. I love the bald kids with jaundice. Can we also take a moment to appreciate the heterochromia in one of the minions. It's very subtle.
19:25 im in the army and the rule is that your not allowed to be more then 1,25 meters from the gun and yes i rather die then to lose it, love your vid btw
Looks like CinemaSins wanted to give us a full movie in of its self.
The fact that I got a Despicable Me 4 add watching this is very ironic.
One sin - why did gru adopt all three girls if he wanted them to deliver cookies to vector. Why not adopt one and get the job done because vector would know one of them either ways.
57:43 I very much agree with that
tbh in my head i literally thought it was 2 different movies till now
8:23 I found another sin! The juice box should NOT have released all its liquid so fast like it was cut open! The spike did puncture it, yes, but the spike still being there plugs the perfectly spike shaped hole! And the juice didn’t pop or anything because we can see it hanging off of a spike in the next frame!
I was a Boy Scout once and we sold popcorn and chocolate bars, not as popular as the cookies but if people wanted bulk amounts they got something like 10 or 15% off
Everytime I see a Minion, I can't help but think about Millennial Moms on Facebook posting SO many Minion memes over the decade.
51:57 Oh my favorite cutaway. Thank you :')
(Edit: Typo)
The first of the films - sinless. Even if you find a "You need to come and look at this" cliché.
It's become like ribbing episodes of Roadrunner because a coyote cannot pick up an anvil or "Roadrunner conveniently obtains pot of paint and paintbrush although hundreds of miles from nearest convenience store". ... But I love it! Carry on as you were.
i’ve watched so many cinemasins videos that i’ve started to sin things irl in my head …
53:20 Cloudy with A chance of meatballs 3 possible trailer?
25:27 They are just having a party. Because they don't have to take care. Of the children until their boss says so
1:00:02 is my favorite sin!
1:14:56 my god... you nailed this one. Sin off for you!
fun fact actually the minions language is actually a modge podge of different languages so that toast is apart of their language it only feels like gibberish because it so many different words you wouldn't usually hear together
I think the vicious 5 should've turned Wild Knuckles into a dog
I saw the title and was expecting this video to be less than 2 minutes long
the despicable me movies definitely had the best outtakes lol
"I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's Emperor. But for all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in darkness, a doom sweeps the land. This is the 27th of Last Seed, the year of Akatosh, 433. These are the closing days of the Third Era, and the final hours of my life."
-Bilbo Baggins
Wait Bilbo ruled an entire fucking empire
@@SUCCUBUS928 More then one empire...
1:15:49
Engines 2, 3 & 4 had Pod Strikes. That's when the _Pods_ under the Wing the Engines sit in _strike_ the ground.
Avid Avgeek here BTW.
14:17 what the hell man 💀
I love how at the butt smacking part you didnt even need to say anything 😂 you just sighed
Idk why I'm watching this one. The minion movie was once my son's favorite movie. When he was little he called them Minnies even the life size one I got him for valentine's day was a minnie not a mega minnie lol and when I say life size it was as tall as him lol
29:32 That's 3 sins off instead of 2. I sin you for that!
Sins I DISAGREE WITH:
24:44 I still go to the mall, it's literally also why there are so many malls, cause people actually go to them
31:11 This shouldve got more sins with how horrifying it is to see. Especially the baby gru.
Is this the outsiders perfect quote of the year
Not many people seem to know this but canonically, Gru's front business for his evil is a company called "Grucci", that makes designer clothes. That's why the G symbol appears on his clothes and stuff. Nobody has to question his profession because he's relatively well-known as the Grucci manufacturer.
Calling them animated banana tic tacs just reminded me of the fact that minion banana tic tacs are my favourite kind of tic tac yet there's nowhere I can buy them anymore since they were limited edition. I'm actually really fond of banana flavoured candy but not much is available besides the fondant lolly bananas
53:45
Also, Fritz survives this
i have an important announcement
Cheese
Yes
Words of wisdom😊
What kind of
1:14 there is actually a giant beer in Arkansas
10:12 actually, Gru did ask for a *Dart* gun! However, Dr. Nefario misheard it, and made a Fart gun instead.
1: take a shot every time there is a sin involving a minion or him insulting a minion. 2: i like how it starts with "and so begins"
There are so many of these “sins” that provide exposition or information, that if they weren’t in the movie would be sinned for not having been explained.
30:51 actually the minions language is comprised of a mixture of most languages around the world which also implies that human speech originated from minion speech
1:20:24 I think it is true that the Mona Lisa was never finished.
Because it took a long time for the person. I made a mono Lisa to dieand painting was never finished and he never paid for it.
And usually he finishes his paintings. The person that made a Mona Lisa. Ashley took too long to finish it , so he never paid for it and it was never finished
Nice timing for despicable me 4
Great explanations of these movies, I absolutely loved them.
1:07:22
*Patricking Intensifies*
1:00:03 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOST IT AT THE “OH CHRISTMAS TREE” COVER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
I don't know why this bugged me so much but Minions speak Minionese which is a blend of Spanglish and multiple other languages. Everything they say actually has an assigned meaning within the guidelines of their language. By definition is can't be considered gibberish because gibberish by definition has to be unintelligible or meaningless.
The minions are an ancient species, minionese isn’t a blend of every language it’s the beginning of every language
@@ThatGuyRNA Possibly true. My main point was that its not gibberish because it is translatable and generally is relevant to what they are doing.
50:52 Gru was READY to shoot the guy with whatever weapon he happened to take out and he got lucky that it wasn't a glock💀
Fun fact: the Great Pyramids of Giza are directly across the street from a Pizza Hut in Cairo
The fact that this is 1 1/2 hours long explains itself.
31:24 It was probably a cheap-buy-off-from-a-store-sticker, lol.
Why does the large gem expert look like the mayor from Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs?
I can't wait for the birdman to see this.
I love despicable me 1, 2 and 3 and I'm excited for the 4th next year
23:28 Me:hoping that the minion would land in a industrial sized fan
Movie:how about no
1:11:22 Guy with long head looks like the Mayor of Cloudy with a chance of Meat Balls. 😭😭😭
43:12 No joke, I made that exact sigh at the exact same point. Let's add this sin 10 times over! *DING!*
i was have some panic attacts and this was just what i needed
I miss when CinemaSins wasn't afraid of background scores in movies XD
39:40 "peashooter"
*You have awakened the PvZ community*
i love this channel, its so casual about all these sins
That thumbnail deserves an extra 500 sins each for every movie
That thumbnail was stolen from Netflix which sucks
36:36 pretty sure this is why they had the minions take a hiatus because they would have definitely been serving hitler during this time between Napoleon and Gru
the minion language is actually a combination of many different languages
Cool pfp
53:07 No b in raspberries. *DING*
LOL THE MINIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Once again, i think one of those was enough ... but if makes little kids happy and give their parents a break, why not ?
The minions speak a language called "minioneese" and they have several different words from different languages mixed with gibberish lol
And seeing as they are an ancient species, this implies they invented every language on earth
MAN, this guy would be an AMAZING comedian.
2:45 two orders are better than just one that might not work
41:32 Public affection
What is he looking (at in the corner)35:39 isn't the minion language a combination of other languages they say Something's in English, French, Spanish, etc.
57:45 we not gonna talk about Agnes?
Minions actually speak multiple languages at the same time that’s why they sound gibberish and also why they say a Japanese toast in the second movie
I don't care what anybody says
Despicable Me and Minions is goated and underrated masterpiece
There only cool when you watch them for the first time or are a kid. I’m 13 and I only watch kids movie through Cinimasins