Everything Wrong With Hercules In 17 Minutes Or Less

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @formofchicken4519
    @formofchicken4519 4 года назад +3992

    "Can gods even get drunk?"
    Dionysus: Am I a joke to you?

    • @thegodofimagination
      @thegodofimagination 4 года назад +61

      Also am I a joke to him

    • @henl0o
      @henl0o 4 года назад +17

      @@thegodofimagination xd

    • @thegodofimagination
      @thegodofimagination 4 года назад +11

      @Ahtashajahnae Cook yes we can why do you think I stabbed Jesus once or twice (it was 3 times I did 3rdwhile he was asleep don't tell him)

    • @yourlocaltheatrekid900
      @yourlocaltheatrekid900 4 года назад +20

      @Ahtashajahnae Cook I think they can probably choose to become drunk. Like if they don’t want to they won’t, but if they want to get a bit tipsy they can because they’re, yknow, gods

    • @NARNONDU
      @NARNONDU 4 года назад +3

      I would like but you have 666 like

  • @thomasparsons4871
    @thomasparsons4871 4 года назад +6538

    In mythology, Hades was the only one who didn’t suck at being rational.

    • @insertedgynamehere
      @insertedgynamehere 4 года назад +234

      And Thanatos, for the most part

    • @Vox-tale2322
      @Vox-tale2322 4 года назад +367

      Yeah by all means he loved his wife and keeps his promises.
      Yeah he kidnapped her but this was a time where kidnapping your future wife wasnt as frowned upon. Tbh the majority of his problems came from Olympus and those brothers who tried to kidnap his wife and then that guy who wanted to get his wife back but hey it's not Hades's fault the guy did the one thing he told him not to do

    • @juliarivera6071
      @juliarivera6071 4 года назад +365

      @@Vox-tale2322 Even then... the reason why Hades kidnapped Persephone because he asked ZEUS for relationship advice. Yikes, there were better people to ask...

    • @jugalaxy2197
      @jugalaxy2197 4 года назад +14

      Lol

    • @raven9818
      @raven9818 4 года назад +11

      Yep

  • @ItsTheBard
    @ItsTheBard 4 года назад +22660

    The only thing wrong about Hercules is that they depicted Zues as a *loving and caring father*

    • @CendaquentaBooks
      @CendaquentaBooks 4 года назад +1776

      He wasn't a terrible dad... just way too focused on making new kids to spend much time with his existing ones.

    • @seanarki
      @seanarki 4 года назад +2767

      And hades was depicted as basically the devil, but he was actually a pretty decent guy compared to the other gods.

    • @flying3872
      @flying3872 4 года назад +930

      @@seanarki yeah he's probably one of the most chill

    • @kittyelf1485
      @kittyelf1485 4 года назад +557

      Cendaquenta Books he was a serial rapist who never cared about the women’s lives he ruined.

    • @landonadams9935
      @landonadams9935 4 года назад +893

      And they depicted him as faithful to hera. PFFT YEAH RIGHT! ZEUS? FAITHFUL? NO WAY.

  • @donovancorcoran1392
    @donovancorcoran1392 3 года назад +1554

    The “only six planets” thing is actually kind of a win for historical accuracy. Those were the only ones the Greeks knew about

    • @SILVERF0X13
      @SILVERF0X13 2 года назад +30

      I was looking for this comment

    • @1Fatherlesschild
      @1Fatherlesschild 2 года назад +46

      Although not by lack of intellect it’s just only possible to see 6 of the planets through the naked eye

    • @anonymoususer3012
      @anonymoususer3012 2 года назад +21

      This is because there were no telescopes back then. Uranus and Neptune are not visible to the naked eye.

    • @TominatorGaming
      @TominatorGaming 2 года назад +10

      @@anonymoususer3012 Still wonder why the planets are named after the Roman versions if they where discovered by the greeks....then again the romans had a much wider sphere of power

    • @pifdemestre7066
      @pifdemestre7066 2 года назад +10

      People consider that there where seven planets at the time, in decreasing order of period : Saturn, Jupiter, Mars, the Sun, Venus, Mercury and the Moon. They gave the name of the days of the weeks in many different cultures/language.

  • @TheBlackLakeSiren
    @TheBlackLakeSiren 4 года назад +2959

    Should have sinned Hades being a villain when he was the most chill god. And sinned the lack of Persephone.

    • @amandabutcher23
      @amandabutcher23 4 года назад +151

      I think there's actually a brief shot of Persephone in the background in Olympus (at the end, I think) standing behind Demeter. She's pink and has a headband or crown or something that looks like flower petals. It's possible the movie just took place before Hades kidnapped her.

    • @darryify
      @darryify 4 года назад +54

      @@amandabutcher23 then movie is wrong another sin but yeah she was there

    • @lexleo-kelly6346
      @lexleo-kelly6346 4 года назад +64

      technically couldve been in spring, she is only with him for two of the three seasons: summer and autumn cause back then they didnt have winter in greece.

    • @kiannaconway912
      @kiannaconway912 4 года назад +20

      Well, the Disney version goes on to link all characters in a way in the Descendants movies. Hades and Maleficent have a kid named Mal. Maleficent is completely crazy, so Hades bounced when Mal was a baby. He goes on to have two, maybe three more children from one or two more women. But you have to read the books for information on the other kids.

    • @godsclown4419
      @godsclown4419 4 года назад +4

      @@charamcnuggers9534 huh TIL

  • @接吻接吻
    @接吻接吻 3 года назад +1976

    One of the most accurate things in this movie is that zeus ignored hercules until he was somewhat important

  • @dr.alexei7368
    @dr.alexei7368 4 года назад +2986

    The biggest “haha no❤️” thing about this movie is that it’s shown that Zeus and Hera had a healthy relationship and loved each other

    • @setgiga_3397
      @setgiga_3397 4 года назад +119

      And that she loved Herakles

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 4 года назад +10

      @@setgiga_3397 her son?

    • @reptilesceptile1035
      @reptilesceptile1035 4 года назад +180

      @@TCt83067695 thats the problem. It actually wasn't her son. Zeus had an affair and Hera couldn't kill zeus, because he's a God. So she trys to kill herakles

    • @thebreeze4140
      @thebreeze4140 4 года назад +8

      Wells this is the Disney version soooooooooooo...

    • @ddgould17
      @ddgould17 4 года назад +48

      reptile sceptile Well if you want to get technical, Zeus and Hera did love each other, it was just a very awful relationship with Zeus’ cheating and Hera killing the mortals that slept with him, even if the women didn’t know the man was Zeus. And the outcast backstory was far from what actually happened to Heracles (Greek name for Hercules). He had his own family until Hera made him go insane and kill his wife and children. Not exactly family friendly. His trials were to get redemption for killing his family and forgiveness from Hera.

  • @adri10c
    @adri10c 2 года назад +300

    Fun Fact: The “nymph” kissing Phil at the end is actually the Goddess of Love, Aphrodite. This is previously stated by Hades when he crashes Hercules’ birthday party and mockingly compliments her outfit in the Spanish dub and her identity is confirmed in the Hercules TV show.
    This also raises three concerns with this depiction:
    1. In myth, Aphrodite is married to Hephaestus, who was giving Zeus the thunderbolts during the Olympus fight scenes in the movie, which makes the make out session an instance of Aphrodite cheating on her husband.
    2. This scene would be regrettably accurate to myth, since Aphrodite cheats on Hephaestus with as many people as she likes, she even has the hots for Ares, the God of War, and doesn’t even bother to hide it whatsoever.
    And 3. This is a hidden cheating scene of Greek Mythology lore adapted into a DISNEY animated feature, which was, is and will continue to be watched by hundreds of CHILDREN and parents all over the globe without most people knowing or maybe someone knowing but finding it to be an interesting, mythology geek Easter Egg like most of us do.

    • @Good_Boy_3000
      @Good_Boy_3000 2 года назад +10

      It's worst than you think. Ares is Hephestus's brother, full-blood brother in some version. Zeus and Hera have had two children tops.

    • @dogalrorn
      @dogalrorn 2 года назад +4

      So Hephaestus, often described as the ugliest olympian god, was married to Aphrodite, the most beautiful goddess? My knowledge in greek mythology is lacking these days, never knew that.

    • @Good_Boy_3000
      @Good_Boy_3000 2 года назад +3

      @@dogalrorn Hephaestus eventually gets so fed up with the adultery, that he divorced her, then was wedded to Athena. As a sworn virgin goddess, they never engaged in intercourse.

    • @sydneyclarke3282
      @sydneyclarke3282 2 года назад +1

      I thought he was just doing this for laughs…… *ding*

    • @FirethornYT
      @FirethornYT Год назад +1

      Didn't it go l that Zeus and Hera had a baby, and that was Hephaestus, but he was so ugly that Hera threw him down into a forge or smthn, and I certainly don't think he was ever married to Aphrodite

  • @domizzy1348
    @domizzy1348 4 года назад +5150

    The worst part of this movie is the fact that they made Hades the villain even though he was lowkey the only Olympian to maintain a stable and loving marriage

    • @123iceboy
      @123iceboy 4 года назад +418

      Well his marriage was still fucked up cause it began by him kidnapping Persephone and them making a deal that she had to stay with him for half the year, every year. So yes he is the one god that does less awful shit to his spouse. However calling that a stable and loving marriage is a stretch.

    • @domizzy1348
      @domizzy1348 4 года назад +292

      @@123iceboy I mean, compared to the rest it's stable

    • @123iceboy
      @123iceboy 4 года назад +94

      @@domizzy1348 stable yes, loving I don't know though ^^

    • @123iceboy
      @123iceboy 4 года назад +115

      @@pesticide271 I like your answer, but two problems: 1 There is no accepted text where she is not being abducted while picking flowers. 2 The whole she came around to Hades is a modern post beauty and the beast story to make Cores transformation into Persephone her own decision and not Hades's "fault"
      However nice this sounds, sadly this does not make sense looking at the historical evidence of the cult of Persephone and Demeter, which saw all of Hades actions as problematic at least!

    • @aaliyahkeller9171
      @aaliyahkeller9171 4 года назад +24

      @@123iceboy so 365 days was actually inspired by greek mythology? incredible

  • @WondaGal1000
    @WondaGal1000 3 года назад +3492

    -Persephone not being included
    -Hades being the bad guy, when really he's easily one of the most honourable amongst the Gods (keeps his promises, faithful to his wife, genuinely loves his wife)
    -Heracles being Hera's child (which he's not)
    -Persephone is actually the one people are scared of when it comes to the underworld deities

    • @little-wolfyluna5302
      @little-wolfyluna5302 3 года назад +270

      king of the dead? yeah he's fine
      queen of the dead? ........RUN

    • @simron513
      @simron513 3 года назад +63

      Bad guys are not bad lovers

    • @AnarchyWillows
      @AnarchyWillows 3 года назад +84

      @@little-wolfyluna5302 they don't call her the Iron Queen for nothing.

    • @kittycatmeowmeow963
      @kittycatmeowmeow963 3 года назад +203

      -Hercules being Hera's most hated stepchild and tries to kill him a lot.

    • @kittycatmeowmeow963
      @kittycatmeowmeow963 3 года назад +40

      @@simron513 He's not really bad, just simply the God of the Underworld.

  • @edenengland1883
    @edenengland1883 3 года назад +4008

    fun fact: Zeus having someone construct his lightning for him to throw is actually accurate

    • @eldani007
      @eldani007 3 года назад +35

      explain pls

    • @edenengland1883
      @edenengland1883 3 года назад +405

      @@eldani007 Zeus' lightning was forged by the cyclopes (multiple cyclops), and he was eventually given a bucket containing infinite of them so that he could fight against the Titans

    • @eldani007
      @eldani007 3 года назад +20

      @@edenengland1883 XD

    • @edenengland1883
      @edenengland1883 3 года назад +69

      @@eldani007 yeah greek mythology is weird

    • @eldani007
      @eldani007 3 года назад +23

      @@edenengland1883 and funny though

  • @sepposnake7073
    @sepposnake7073 3 года назад +328

    I'm 90% percent sure the director mixed up Hera, who actually tried to kill Hercules, with hades, since they both have H names, and was just like "well whatever, no one will notice"

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 2 года назад +53

      Or it's because pop culture Christianity meant Lord of the Underworld = Satan

    • @char1211
      @char1211 2 года назад +15

      @@mariustan9275 Yeah, if this movie had been made recently during the era where Disney actually seems to be striving for accuracy I might've agreed with OP but this is a 90's movie. "Back then" they just shoved everything into the mold of American culture and called it a day lol

    • @TsukiNaito1
      @TsukiNaito1 11 месяцев назад +7

      I think this is because they couldn't get away with the themes of Zeus sticking his lightening bolt into everything whilst being married to his jealous sister-wife in a KIDS MOVIE. So they made Hera the mother of Hercules and Hades the villian to tell the story in a way that wouldn't get parents all worked up about it being inappropriate for children.
      And no, it has nothing to do with Christians thinking Hades is Satan. 😑

    • @justcallmeAna07
      @justcallmeAna07 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@TsukiNaito1 it actually has everything to do. Just look at the Greek underworld and any representation of Hades in literally any movie/series, because it's the same shit, Hades evil, abusive and that kind of thing. (Don't count Blood of Zeus and Percy Jackson (series) because they actually did their research.)

    • @Un.knowns
      @Un.knowns 5 месяцев назад +1

      Nah it’s because he’s the ruler of the underworld (Fun fact: Persephone was the ruler of the underworld too ^^)
      Oh! And that Hera was women and goddess of marriage so can’t be evil

  • @_skadi_9928
    @_skadi_9928 4 года назад +3036

    Blue fire is hotter than red fire. So whenever Hades gets angry, he's actually just getting colder.

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 4 года назад +153

      Yup he should have been red when chill and blue when angry

    • @NW-rc2kw
      @NW-rc2kw 4 года назад +215

      I guess you could say he's blowing off steam??

    • @malachiroberts6198
      @malachiroberts6198 4 года назад +101

      Also Gods are generally depicted as pretty close to human, the titans aren't too far off from humanoid, the only God with fire for hair is Hyperion the Titan of North, The God of Divine Light and Fire. He also has glowing white eyes his symbol is a torch his children are Helios and Saleen.

    • @ryanford722
      @ryanford722 4 года назад +35

      He went to the same anger managment class as Joe Biden.

    • @williamwishnia5196
      @williamwishnia5196 4 года назад +19

      That's probably bad for him. Being calm when he is supposed to be the ruler of the underworld isnt something he should be

  • @dragonzone1516
    @dragonzone1516 4 года назад +2157

    The reason why Aphrodite kissed Phil was because he was played by Danny Devito and he is irresistible in every form

    • @isaiah9501
      @isaiah9501 4 года назад +53

      Wait Phil was Danny Devito?

    • @kingk4475
      @kingk4475 4 года назад +25

      @@isaiah9501 yeah, you didn't know that?

    • @misshollis7547
      @misshollis7547 4 года назад +45

      1 sin off now that we know that

    • @MsDudette21
      @MsDudette21 4 года назад +55

      also shes not even a nymph, Jeremy! She's 🎶APHRODITE APHRODITE APHRODIIIITEEEEEEE! THE GODDESS OF LOVE!💕

    • @bellakneer3539
      @bellakneer3539 4 года назад +4

      Duh

  • @pkmnan00bis
    @pkmnan00bis 4 года назад +891

    Missed that Hades, God of the Underworld, didn't notice that Hercules didn't come to the Underworld after sending Pain and Panic to kill him.

    • @eddyary3679
      @eddyary3679 4 года назад +31

      Wow yeah

    • @misshollis7547
      @misshollis7547 4 года назад +7

      Ding!

    • @Dichioo
      @Dichioo 3 года назад +8

      Were they sent to kill or just take away his powers?

    • @Emrys91
      @Emrys91 3 года назад +29

      @@Dichioo make him mortal then kill him

    • @DingoWalley01
      @DingoWalley01 3 года назад +18

      I mean the movie shows that Hades is basically done with his job, his whole "Take over Olympus" is to partially get away from the Underworld. Wouldn't surprise me if he stopped looking for specific Souls of the Dead when Hercules was supposed to be killed. Though I don't know how much stock he would give to Pain's and Panic's word...

  • @cool_alienempire6884
    @cool_alienempire6884 3 года назад +283

    I remember seeing this in theaters as a teen and laughing hysterically at that hydra scene when Panic said, "Quick, somebody call IXII!"

    • @jasonappiah8015
      @jasonappiah8015 2 года назад +4

      That was hilarious 😆

    • @bird5485
      @bird5485 2 года назад +19

      Kinda weird considering those are roman numerals and roam doesn't exist yet

    • @410cultivar
      @410cultivar 2 года назад +4

      The best didn't make infinite heads, it would just regrow the ones cut off. And he beat it by burning the necks after he cut them off, cauterizing the wound. The final head he actually crushed with boulders....so that part is kinda correct.

    • @NatetheNintendofan
      @NatetheNintendofan 2 года назад +1

      Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief book was better same with that whole series cuz I read it all when I was a kid

    • @Alex2_113
      @Alex2_113 2 года назад

      Lmao, same

  • @kamichubakugou1655
    @kamichubakugou1655 4 года назад +1088

    I actually enjoyed this movie. It has that cliche Disney “Never give up” and “love is cool” but with one of my favorite ancient civilizations. I also love that Meg doesn’t fall for Herc automatically and then realizes her feelings for him later, then feels bad for betraying him and makes up for it. Herc on the other hand falls for Meg, but doesn’t think about her constantly. They are a well written couple compared to other Disney tales like finding dead people in the forest or castle or evil stepmom. And the songs are so powerful, please take a sin off for the songs. It’s just a great movie and refresher from the “Disney Experience”.

    • @TH3F4LC0Nx
      @TH3F4LC0Nx 4 года назад +11

      The pacing is way too fast tho.

    • @thejaycrewsshow9827
      @thejaycrewsshow9827 4 года назад +19

      @@TH3F4LC0Nx not for me but I respect your opinion

    • @DonEBrooke32
      @DonEBrooke32 4 года назад +9

      oy. is Disney gonna try their hand at a Hercules remake now? or do they feel there's been enough remakes already? (given the Dwayne Johnson Hercules, Kellan Lutz's Hercules; i know these aren't Disney movies, but still...)

    • @alyali644
      @alyali644 4 года назад

      Yff

    • @alyali644
      @alyali644 4 года назад

      55555555

  • @plipplopproductions4347
    @plipplopproductions4347 3 года назад +2485

    Extra sin: The fact that Phil said that Perseus failed at being a hero is bullshit. He was one of the only Greek heroes that actually got a happy ending.

    • @beyney4727
      @beyney4727 3 года назад +162

      Why do I have the feeling we all just know that because of Percy Jackson?

    • @plipplopproductions4347
      @plipplopproductions4347 3 года назад +88

      @@beyney4727 Shhhhh.

    • @beyney4727
      @beyney4727 3 года назад +55

      @@plipplopproductions4347 okay =| we gotta keep our sources secret

    • @plipplopproductions4347
      @plipplopproductions4347 3 года назад +23

      @@TurtleTime26 Andromeda? Didn't he stay married to her? And when did he betray Hera?

    • @professionalfangirl7024
      @professionalfangirl7024 3 года назад +38

      @@plipplopproductions4347 I mean there's like fifty billions versions of each greek myth and there's really no "canon" greek myth. Even a lot of Percy Jackson can be incorrect depending on which version you grew up with heh

  • @reginaprince3020
    @reginaprince3020 4 года назад +2390

    That's not a nymph kissing Phil that's APHRODITE.

    • @13thRevenant
      @13thRevenant 4 года назад +156

      I was looking for this comment

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 4 года назад +44

      She looked like them. Fair enough.

    • @foxlunacy
      @foxlunacy 4 года назад +56

      I'm glad someone else beat me to it

    • @LilLibben
      @LilLibben 4 года назад +51

      I was literally scrolling down to comment the same thing :')

    • @precious_muse
      @precious_muse 4 года назад +86

      Or should we say, “Aphrodite, Aphrodite, Aphrodiiiiiteeeee, the goddess of love!” Surely the cartoon spinoff series matters.

  • @Professional_Idiot8055
    @Professional_Idiot8055 2 года назад +103

    Something I think that Cinema Sins missed is that the Greek version of the tale his name is Heracles, while the roman version was Hercules. Also, Hera was not Heracles's mother. It was a mortal named Alcmene, sooooo yeah Heracles is born a Demigod. Not a god.

  • @MoonstarWStarmoon
    @MoonstarWStarmoon 4 года назад +2130

    The planets being fewer is actually historically accurate; that's how many planets people thought there were at the time.

    • @adrianblake8876
      @adrianblake8876 4 года назад +28

      And yet this still is an inaccuracy, there were *seven* planets, not six...

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 3 года назад +44

      @@adrianblake8876 : 7 including Sun and Moon but not Earth.

    • @starywoodstudios6469
      @starywoodstudios6469 3 года назад +12

      I don’t think it’s accurate because they’re gods. So would they not know all of the planets?

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 3 года назад +27

      @@starywoodstudios6469 : We now know that the Greek gods don't exist, so wouldn't the gods know that they don't exist? No, of course not; this takes place in a fictional world, the fictional world of Greek mythology (as distorted through the lens of Disney). And in that world, those other planets don't exist.

    • @starywoodstudios6469
      @starywoodstudios6469 3 года назад +5

      Yes, it is a fictional movie. Which makes it okay for them to say that the Greek gods exist. Since nobody thinks they really mean it.

  • @michealdixon8808
    @michealdixon8808 4 года назад +976

    Actually They sinned from the start. Hercules was the son of a mortal woman Zeus stuck his thunderbolt in by tricking her, and Hera constantly tried to kill Hercules and drugged him to go insane and kill his wife and kids. Other than the names of characters this movie has nothing in common with the Greek Myths.

    • @alexorr5772
      @alexorr5772 4 года назад +45

      And only like half the names were right anyways... Hercules and Bacchus are Roman
      Edit: typo spelling *Hercules in the Greek form

    • @johnwayne9000
      @johnwayne9000 4 года назад +56

      Yeah hell in the myths HERA was the one who sent two giants snakes to kill baby Hercules

    • @atlastitan2556
      @atlastitan2556 4 года назад +11

      The Greeks did after all imagine their god as the extremes of humanity.

    • @thedeadvegetable696
      @thedeadvegetable696 4 года назад +14

      @@alexorr5772 You do know that Heracles was named after Hera right Hercules was the Roman name.

    • @aurelia8028
      @aurelia8028 4 года назад +11

      Ikr?! It's kinda irritating that disney didn't actually follow the actual myths instead of this nonsense, that's only partly true

  • @pleaseenteraname6590
    @pleaseenteraname6590 4 года назад +802

    “Herc’s parents did nothing when he when missing”
    Me: summary of Zeus

    • @KlausiboyZ
      @KlausiboyZ 4 года назад +18

      In the movie the muses says that they send out all the gods to look for him, but only found him after he had become mortal. Later Zeus explains that only gods can live on Olympus. It is shown and told that Zeus and Hera were very upset about all this. The logical conclusion to all that, is that there's a universal law even above that of the gods, that means they couldn't do anything to let Herc back in without having Herc become a true hero.
      Zeus did do whatever they could for him when he went missing, at least within the absolute rules established by the movie. You could argue that Zeus would have punished Hades for this, but his friendly interaction with Hades in the beginning and his surprise when he saw Hades overthrow Olympus shows that Zeus was not aware Hades was the culprit, and with Herc, a baby, being the only witness, there wasn't really that many ways for him to find out.

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 4 года назад +2

      That's just gods in general

    • @charlesnorman6930
      @charlesnorman6930 4 года назад +5

      I guess ANOTHER SIN in the movie would be the fact that Hercules wouldn't be able to return to Mount Olympus, even though he wasn't technically stripped of his god-hood in the first place, since it was necessary for him to drink the ENTIRE POTION. Based on this logic he should've been able to return no problem.

    • @tiffanydean4034
      @tiffanydean4034 4 года назад +1

      *Disney in a nutshell*

  • @HenriNotHenry
    @HenriNotHenry 2 года назад +46

    3:13 To answer your question, that's because the ancient Greeks actually had seven planets, but two of them were the Sun and Moon, and Earth was considered the center of the universe. Later in the movie when the planets actually align, we see that it's Mercury through Saturn, which roughly fits with this logic.

  • @rowanheart8122
    @rowanheart8122 4 года назад +2260

    - His name is actually Heracles
    - He was trained by a centaur named Chiron, not a satyr named Phil
    - Hades being the villain
    - Hera not being the villain
    - Pegasus belonged to Bellerophon not Heracles
    Edit: wrong pegasus owner

    • @yoda1157
      @yoda1157 4 года назад +125

      Actually a guy named Bellerophon owned Pegasus and he lost Pegasus because he was flying to Olympus with it and Zeus decided to kill him and take Pegasus

    • @misshollis7547
      @misshollis7547 4 года назад +102

      Zeus did not make Pegasus. He formed from Medusa’s blood when Perseus beheaded her

    • @luv131_7
      @luv131_7 4 года назад +152

      -The muses are nine not five
      -Heracles actually killed Megara and after he became immortal he got married to the Goddess of youth Hebe
      - Hermes and Athena helped Heracles several times but Disney decided to discredit them

    • @theenchantedceiling
      @theenchantedceiling 4 года назад +59

      @@luv131_7 in this movie they mention the Labors he does but he was sent to do those after killing his wife Megara and their kids. There's a lot incorrect in this flick

    • @TheZocolat
      @TheZocolat 4 года назад +14

      But aren't there 2 names each time? Like Zeus is Jupiter, or Poseidon is Neptune?

  • @Itz.Cosmos.
    @Itz.Cosmos. 4 года назад +1171

    Why doesn't Hades get any shine? He's the one that keeps the dead from coming back and the only one who didn't cheat on his wife!

    • @misshollis7547
      @misshollis7547 4 года назад +77

      Instead of making Hera the villain, the depict Hades as a horrible god with an icy rage 🔥

    • @ProtocolAbyss
      @ProtocolAbyss 3 года назад +106

      Yeah + he actually cared for his wife and Built her a shrine on the banks of the river Stix but noooo it had to be hades because, hE Is DeAtH gOd aNd *dEaTh = bAD*

    • @lightningpenguin8937
      @lightningpenguin8937 3 года назад +61

      Hercules is a tragic hero. Disney scraped that so they could have an "ideal" story. So no Cheating, accidental manslaughter, and a functional family. So no normal Hera. So who can be made into a villan that the majority of people won't question? Hades? He's in charge the under world. Thus Satan=hades. Disney had an older cartoon where Hades is literally Satan. The story isn't Hercules. It's a basic zero to hero story using Greek terms.

    • @ProtocolAbyss
      @ProtocolAbyss 3 года назад +34

      @@lightningpenguin8937
      They’re not even using greek terms even, if Disney actually cared about good writing they would’ve made his name accurate to the timeline. What I’m saying is, “Hercules” is his *Roman name* while his actual name during the time period of the greeks was *”Heracles”*

    • @lightningpenguin8937
      @lightningpenguin8937 3 года назад +8

      That's true. They got 10x more things wrong then right.

  • @charliebrown9886
    @charliebrown9886 3 года назад +41

    16:24 ExCuSe Me SiR!!! That ain’t a nymph, that is the GODDESS OF LOVE, APHRODITE. She’d be pretty pissed that you even called her a nymph and probably curse you by turning you into krill.

    • @megalisa830bright6
      @megalisa830bright6 3 года назад +4

      lol! Yeah! Exactly! It was Aphrodite, not a random nymph! XD

  • @ThatFanBoyGuy
    @ThatFanBoyGuy 4 года назад +571

    The biggest lie Disney has ever told is that Zeus is a family man

    • @scorn787
      @scorn787 4 года назад +9

      He's about as much of a family man as Hercules. At least some of Zeus' kids survived.

    • @reubenoakley8967
      @reubenoakley8967 4 года назад +7

      Well, he married his sister, does that count?

    • @Dremag_Gaming
      @Dremag_Gaming 4 года назад

      Well he did have a "family" 😏

    • @whyudoit4009
      @whyudoit4009 4 года назад +10

      @@scorn787 Hera inflicted Heracles with madness to kill Megara (His wife) and their children. Fucking Hera being jealous.

    • @malachiroberts6198
      @malachiroberts6198 4 года назад +4

      Greek Gods should have had a God of Family counseling but they would probably get ate by Chronos for telling him how to raise his children (or eat them)

  • @Ziotsu-YT
    @Ziotsu-YT 4 года назад +446

    "can gods even get drunk"
    Dionysus would like a word with you

    • @KIWI_DUDE.
      @KIWI_DUDE. 4 года назад +28

      while Bacchus laughs in the distance

    • @miusashi4881
      @miusashi4881 4 года назад +3

      Well said

    • @CammyAlwaysWins
      @CammyAlwaysWins 4 года назад +9

      Kiwi_Dude please, fact check before posting stupid stuff like this. It’s the same God, just Roman name...

    • @dinodude6992
      @dinodude6992 4 года назад +1

      Well... More drink with them

    • @Subpar1224
      @Subpar1224 4 года назад +8

      @@CammyAlwaysWins no its different lmfao Bacchus is the roman version but thet are different gods worshipped differently. Plus dude no reason to be rude to people on RUclips comments were are all here to have fun :)

  • @DreamOfTheWitch
    @DreamOfTheWitch 4 года назад +409

    I weezed so hard when he said "they need a bucket and a mop whenever Hercules walks by"

    • @Snsdhyoyeon100
      @Snsdhyoyeon100 4 года назад +23

      hercules has the WAP

    • @DoddoHorror
      @DoddoHorror 4 года назад +3

      @@Snsdhyoyeon100 omg

    • @aurorraashley
      @aurorraashley 4 года назад +4

      @@Snsdhyoyeon100 i- he means the muses need it for themselves... The muse ladies have the wap

    • @Snsdhyoyeon100
      @Snsdhyoyeon100 4 года назад +1

      @@aurorraashley yeah i noticed that after,,,,i was hoping no one was going to see the comment lmal

    • @RaspberryWafer
      @RaspberryWafer 4 года назад

      -For this WAP

  • @choc0lataXristinaMeli
    @choc0lataXristinaMeli 3 года назад +75

    It's not a "cocktail party" the gods drink "nectar" a heavenly drink. That was actually one, (if not the only) detail that was accurate

    • @eaterbattery
      @eaterbattery 2 года назад +9

      @Megalisa830 Bright
      They are often confused with each other, bu Nectar's the drink, Ambrosia's the food

    • @megalisa830bright6
      @megalisa830bright6 2 года назад +1

      @@eaterbattery lol! That's right! I just remembered that! XD

    • @Eternaldarkness3166
      @Eternaldarkness3166 2 года назад +1

      that's why it's called wait for it.. Nectar of the Gods... the more you know 🤣🤣

  • @PixelStacker
    @PixelStacker 4 года назад +632

    "Can the gods even get drunk anyway?" Someone needs to learn about Dionysus. indeed!

    • @MusaMansu
      @MusaMansu 4 года назад +26

      Did he ever personally get drunk? I know that he invented wine and drank constantly, but from the myths that I remember reading growing up, he always seemed pretty sober. The people around him tended to be drunk.

    • @reptilesceptile1035
      @reptilesceptile1035 4 года назад +3

      He's one of my favorite Gods lol

    • @vaulthunterfromterra4053
      @vaulthunterfromterra4053 4 года назад +3

      Also, they probably don’t drink our booze to get drunk. They have their own

    • @notme8652
      @notme8652 4 года назад +2

      They drink that immortal Wine thing

    • @RemiGordonRamsay
      @RemiGordonRamsay 4 года назад +1

      PixelStacker you talking about Mr. D ?

  • @dasea
    @dasea 4 года назад +817

    "why are there only 6 planets though"
    The sin is actually this sin, the greeks only knew of 5 planets, so with earth there were 6 planets to them.

    • @iowafarmboy
      @iowafarmboy 4 года назад +72

      Was hoping someone else caught this 🙂 Tbh, good attention to detail on Disney.

    • @Phoenixstryke
      @Phoenixstryke 4 года назад +37

      They knew of Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn. The image they had of the 6 planets aligning is not from a POV from earth, it's as if they were a model or something.
      So the sin is actually it was included as a sin

    • @barcaXvida
      @barcaXvida 4 года назад +1

      Yes thank you

    • @isaacdavis2205
      @isaacdavis2205 4 года назад +3

      *ding*

    • @Lucipher07
      @Lucipher07 4 года назад +16

      @iowafarmboy also, "two words: I Am Retired" in Ancient Greek is actually 2 words

  • @derpichu9485
    @derpichu9485 4 года назад +851

    It seems like Zeus didn’t learn his Pokémon types electric has no effect against ground types

    • @spykeking1989
      @spykeking1989 4 года назад +35

      You are correct, but that titan was clearly a rock type. No such immunities

    • @chriscannon8144
      @chriscannon8144 4 года назад +2

      HA! Good one.😆

    • @KingCactus11
      @KingCactus11 4 года назад +4

      ash decides to agree to disagree

    • @Samrules888
      @Samrules888 4 года назад +4

      titans made of rock ice and magma. fmmmm now where have I seen that before

    • @tiffanydean4034
      @tiffanydean4034 4 года назад

      Noice👌

  • @melc31496
    @melc31496 3 года назад +19

    jeremy: "hell, can they even get drunk anyway?"
    dionisus: *dies in axious

  • @damonferrara3637
    @damonferrara3637 3 года назад +889

    I've been obsessed with Greek mythology for years, but I think we all just have to accept that this film has nothing to do with the actual myths and enjoy it on its own charming terms.

    • @Abd_El-Hamid
      @Abd_El-Hamid 3 года назад +1

      I dont understand why tho

    • @pedrosotelo3367
      @pedrosotelo3367 3 года назад +64

      @@Abd_El-Hamid Greek mythology isn't family friendly. Disney animated movies primary audience is children, they can't be faithfull to most myths, especially Hercules/Héracles ones

    • @megalisa830bright6
      @megalisa830bright6 3 года назад +10

      lol! Yeah! Exactly! I love Greek Mythology so much! ^_^ I've been in love with it since I learned about it in English class in ninth and tenth grade! :D When I first watched Disney's 'Hercules', I got upset when I had to point out things in it that were wrong! "That's not right!" and "That didn't happen!" XD But I still enjoyed watching it though, even though I kept having to yell out rants about it while watching it! :D

    • @colinparry4126
      @colinparry4126 2 года назад +3

      Actually, according to classicists, the Disney Hercules movie is just as true as any of the ancient Greek myths. It was decided long ago that any retelling of the myths were equally valid. These myths spanned 1000s of years, contradicted each other frequently and had different versions. So it was decided that they're all the same in terms of "accuracy"

    • @hunterngavinmom
      @hunterngavinmom 2 года назад

      heh like people are smart enough for that

  • @ellenoregaard5766
    @ellenoregaard5766 4 года назад +340

    Biggest sin was explaining away Hercules’s mortality with a poison bottle to avoid the fact he was born out of wedlock.

    • @Mini_Squatch
      @Mini_Squatch 4 года назад +43

      Yeah - Disney's whole "gotta have wholesome *christian* family values" doesn't really mesh with the greek mythos. Everyone always casts Hades as the bad guy when he was always the most level headed of the lot. Just because he rules over the dead, is underground, and punishes wrongdoers does not make him satan.

    • @danieltsiu7383
      @danieltsiu7383 4 года назад +8

      That’s not really a sin. Disney is right to avoid complicated subjects in a kid movie.

    • @OscarGomez-hg8cb
      @OscarGomez-hg8cb 4 года назад +19

      @@danieltsiu7383 then why not avoid the greek myths altogether?? I mean, geez, they couldnt have chosen a pantheon with more messed up family dinamics.

    • @mirjanbouma
      @mirjanbouma 3 года назад +1

      @@danieltsiu7383 if you're using R-rated source material for a kid's movie, that your fault, nor the source's.

    • @danieltsiu7383
      @danieltsiu7383 3 года назад +1

      @@mirjanbouma Okay? and? Disney avoided the subject by explaining Herc's immortality a different way. How is that a sin? Would people have preferred the topic was in a kid's movie? Pretty sure that's a +1 win for Disney for creating an interesting plot with this solution.

  • @Reaper_66
    @Reaper_66 3 года назад +948

    Another sin: Historical and mythological inaccuracy. Hera tried killing the overpowered demi god, and Hercules is actually Roman, not Greek. The name used in Greek mythos was Heracles

    • @ianjohn2648
      @ianjohn2648 3 года назад +21

      I'm still trying to figure out why Hades is making deals for souls.

    • @bribriarwhitey7781
      @bribriarwhitey7781 3 года назад +6

      Herakles was burned to death, I want his animated movie.

    • @BobBob-pj3qo
      @BobBob-pj3qo 3 года назад +2

      yeah rome invaded greece and decided heracles is cool hes mine now

    • @Abd_El-Hamid
      @Abd_El-Hamid 3 года назад +17

      @@BobBob-pj3qo He meant the name Hercules is a roman name . The greek one was Heracles

    • @heartoflinnea2131
      @heartoflinnea2131 3 года назад +5

      That reminds me of that one paper we got in high school that was supposed to be on Greek mythology, but most, not all, MOST names where of the Roman gods? The ones that weren't Roman was in fact Greek, creating a very odd mix...
      After class I went up to the teacher and pointed this out... She hadn't even realised this... To be fair, this was in Swedish class, NOT religion, but still... CHECK THE PAPERS YOU HAND OUT

  • @jefthereaper
    @jefthereaper 3 года назад +27

    "Zeus did nothing to find his son or save him when he went missing"
    Sounds historically/mythological accurate to me.

  • @sportsfaniguess154
    @sportsfaniguess154 4 года назад +1059

    First sin should have been the fact that in Greek mythology he was called “Heracles” not “Hercules” since Hercules was his Roman name. Actually that should’ve been one sin every time they said his name.

    • @charlottekent101
      @charlottekent101 4 года назад +32

      @ABC D Minus: Finally, someone who understands! X

    • @inventsable
      @inventsable 4 года назад +43

      Apparently CinemaSins counts the mythos as "the book" where it doesn't matter, otherwise every time the movie mentioned history it would've been a sin. Bellerophon was the monster hunter with Pegasus, Achilles looked up to Heracles, etc

    • @sportsfaniguess154
      @sportsfaniguess154 4 года назад +5

      Tom Scharstein II and I’m pretty sure that Heracles wasn’t born a god he was made one.

    • @alex31794
      @alex31794 4 года назад +31

      @@sportsfaniguess154 he was a demigod

    • @sportsfaniguess154
      @sportsfaniguess154 4 года назад +10

      Alex Riggs yeah but in this case Hera was his mom even though she hated him and he was a demigod and not a full god.

  • @neuteredbynature
    @neuteredbynature 4 года назад +498

    Hera isnt even his mom; she hated heracles. Zeus turned himself into a sexy animal and had sexy time with a mortal. Heracles is only half god, not full god. That being said, i still love this movie.

    • @MisterX867
      @MisterX867 4 года назад +19

      It's not Bestiality if you're the animal
      -Zeus

    • @legocharliet2798
      @legocharliet2798 4 года назад +11

      also, shouldn't this movie be Roman? because the Roman pronunciation is 'Hercules' and the Greek is 'Heracles'

    • @peerie
      @peerie 4 года назад +1

      @@legocharliet2798 but the film is technically American so I suppose the Roman way fits

    • @erevansilverfrond4911
      @erevansilverfrond4911 4 года назад +16

      Not to mention that he was named Heracles in an attempt to not get on Hera’s bad side, because doesn’t Heracles translate to “Glory of Hera” or something along those lines of pandering to Hera?

    • @ForeverFallingCrescent
      @ForeverFallingCrescent 4 года назад +5

      Not to mention Hercules is the grandson of Perseus, who is also a son of Zues.

  • @AzLolFun
    @AzLolFun 4 года назад +653

    Missed sin for Meg being able to speak after being CRUSHED BY A COLLUM

    • @WH1T3YHD
      @WH1T3YHD 4 года назад +9

      A what?

    • @VeronicaValentine2236
      @VeronicaValentine2236 4 года назад +43

      Right. Her ribs and everything would’ve been completely broken!

    • @misshollis7547
      @misshollis7547 4 года назад +16

      Maybe the deal must have kept her alive somehow 🤷🏿‍♀️

    • @ayanoaishi8489
      @ayanoaishi8489 3 года назад +2

      THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO

    • @benedictdakirby9919
      @benedictdakirby9919 3 года назад +4

      And even be alive and don't dead afer bieng... well SMASHED with a concrete collum lietrally
      A collum of that grosor is very heavy enough to crush her bones and being a blood and organs and broken bones stain

  • @ryanmaclean1720
    @ryanmaclean1720 2 года назад +19

    I like most of your complaints but this one at 14:23 that's Hephaestus, the god of the forge and fire crafting Zeus's lightning bolts which is how they're made in greek mythology

    • @WaffleyTime
      @WaffleyTime Месяц назад +1

      Nope the Cyclopes made the thunderbolts do your research

  • @loonattaatatatata
    @loonattaatatatata 4 года назад +1233

    Can we also add a sin for Hercule's toga for being like an anime girl's school skirt and having the same physics

    • @misshollis7547
      @misshollis7547 4 года назад +28

      It’s called a toga

    • @loonattaatatatata
      @loonattaatatatata 4 года назад +11

      @@misshollis7547 yea sorry

    • @loonattaatatatata
      @loonattaatatatata 4 года назад +18

      @Seiyuan Lin instead of the toga i put skirt

    • @misshollis7547
      @misshollis7547 4 года назад +11

      @@loonattaatatatata also, that’s how togas look

    • @EternalAnkh
      @EternalAnkh 3 года назад +21

      If anime skirts have similar physics to Herc's toga, you're watching the wrong anime ;)

  • @sinflower6210
    @sinflower6210 4 года назад +206

    It makes sense the old man wanted to move to Sparta. Spartans revered the elderly because they recognized that living that long was extremely difficult and rare.

    • @IronBahamut
      @IronBahamut 4 года назад +25

      especially when they like to yeet babies off cliffs

    • @cartoonmaster2401
      @cartoonmaster2401 4 года назад +3

      @@IronBahamut oof

    • @videohistory722
      @videohistory722 4 года назад +18

      Surprised the women didn't want in on that. Women were treated as equals in Sparta.

    • @BigDaddyGAO
      @BigDaddyGAO 4 года назад +10

      Well being old is only respectable to spartans if you’ve survived a lifetime of war... I’m sure they thought all other Greeks as sissies.

    • @miguelortiz3836
      @miguelortiz3836 4 года назад +10

      @@BigDaddyGAO they saw them as sissies but mostly the men and children. The elderly and women were treated very well, specially compared to how women were treated in Athens for example.

  • @emanuelmartinez7267
    @emanuelmartinez7267 4 года назад +519

    Sin 57: just wanted to point out that historically speaking the Greeks viewed weak elderly people as burdens except the Spartans surprisingly. In Spartan culture men typically died young due to them being a warrior society so anyone who was old was held with much respect since in their country you reaching that age meant you fought countless battles and somehow survived to live a long time. There's this really cool story where the Greeks had a huge event and the arena was packed and nobody was willing to give up their seat for this frail old man, the crowd taunted him for being so old and doubled over in laughter when they saw him heading towards the Spartan section since they had a reputation for being brutes that would start a brawl with anyone for the smallest thing. To everyones surprise ALL the Spartans got up and offered, almost arguing amongst themselves as to who would have the honor to give up their seat. When asked by an Athenian why they did that, one Spartan simply replied: "In a profession such as ours where men die young the long lived should be honored and respected". Which is where some scholars believe we get the saying "fear the old man in a profession where men die young"

    • @TheAwkwardGamer
      @TheAwkwardGamer 4 года назад +74

      Funnily enough, despite being seen as the brutes of the Greek world, the Spartans were actually more equal than Athens, the birthplace of freaking democracy. Women could own land and were the last line of defense if Sparta was invaded (they didn't go out to fight battles with men, but trained with the men to prepare for the event that an invasion wiped out all soldiers), however they couldn't own public office (which you could forgive because of the time and all). I even think it was seen to be dishonourable to even harm your wife/daughter (except in said battle training, where you'd expect some injuries). Slaves could rise/earn their freedom and could become high valued Spartans if they worked hard enough.
      Athens, on the other hand, viewed women as second-class citizens, forbidding them from even going to the agora/market (which lots of women ignored). If you were born a slave, you'd die a slave in Athens. Foreigners were also second-class citizens, so only Athenian-born (with two Athenian parents) men were equal.

    • @puppetgod2515
      @puppetgod2515 4 года назад +7

      That’s awesome

    • @alexysam7169
      @alexysam7169 4 года назад +5

      Cool

    • @emanuelmartinez7267
      @emanuelmartinez7267 4 года назад +39

      @@TheAwkwardGamer you forgot the reason for their level of autonomy: the women gave birth to warriors which was the biggest source of pride for Sparta. Sure the men could fight and protect but only a woman could add to their forces and was the only person a Spartan man could allow himself to be at ease around and give them affection they hardly ever received.

    • @littlebaldedone
      @littlebaldedone 4 года назад +3

      That's amazing

  • @demi-godsonofhades4564
    @demi-godsonofhades4564 3 года назад +29

    "Honey you mean HUNK-u-les!"
    No, you mean Heracles...

  • @tamayako2000
    @tamayako2000 4 года назад +433

    "Did they even try to find him?"
    Uh... yes. Yes, they did. It was said right after Herc got adopted by the mortals. I can even quote the scene.
    "It was tragic. Zeus had led all the gods on a frantic search, but by the time they found the baby, it was too late. Young Herc was mortal now." They found him, but could not bring him home because of some divine law that only gods can live on Mt. Olympus.

    • @BigDaddyGAO
      @BigDaddyGAO 4 года назад +11

      It’s always same dumb crap. King of the gods and he can’t change the rule? What’s the point of all that power?

    • @nyxession944
      @nyxession944 4 года назад +17

      @@BigDaddyGAO Because Uranus and Gaia made the rules, not Zeus. Zeus is the third generation of rulers. Before him were the titans, their leader being Chronos

    • @matthewlu2316
      @matthewlu2316 4 года назад

      @@nyxession944 in the movie? because in the myths Ouranos and Kronos were both usurped by the following rulers why would they keep the same rules?

    • @RaillaDubz
      @RaillaDubz 4 года назад +12

      As th3Birdman always says, he never corrects sins when the supporting information is presented. And he always takes scene's out of context to pad the sin count

    • @nyxession944
      @nyxession944 4 года назад

      @@matthewlu2316 The same reason the laws of physics/reality don't change with each ruler.

  • @airbending_sith
    @airbending_sith 4 года назад +440

    "Can they even get drunk,"
    Dionysus: Hey

    • @ccggenius
      @ccggenius 4 года назад +22

      Bacchus doesn't _get_ drunk, he *IS* drunk.

    • @TheBoss_-qs2vt
      @TheBoss_-qs2vt 4 года назад +9

      Lord of wine, party, and grapes comes into the room like "am I a joke to you?"

    • @HaleyBug221
      @HaleyBug221 4 года назад

      HAH

    • @bobjeff5391
      @bobjeff5391 4 года назад +6

      if you had to choose: diet pepsi or diet coke?

    • @SR-zp4je
      @SR-zp4je 4 года назад

      Bob Jeff eyyy I understood that reference

  • @mrmoney9822
    @mrmoney9822 4 года назад +723

    I don't like how hades is the bad guy, he was the only god that actually did his job and remained to faithful to his wife/niece

    • @rhondasimons1050
      @rhondasimons1050 4 года назад +84

      Honestly myths seem to make hades like the only actually nice god

    • @OneFinalAutumn
      @OneFinalAutumn 4 года назад +51

      You had us in the first half.

    • @Falcon-hw4vw
      @Falcon-hw4vw 4 года назад +42

      @@rhondasimons1050 From a modern perspective definitely. I'm not a scholar on the subject but I do know that in the time these gods were being worshipped nobody liked Hades then either. It wasn't that he was evil, but more that he was apathetic to humanity. There's also the rather big issue that back in the day it was believed VIPs like kings and heroes were the only ones qualified for the best afterlife, and regular people were consigned to wander as mindless ghosts.

    • @salomonsoussan1776
      @salomonsoussan1776 4 года назад +8

      Have you read Percy Jackson?

    • @bowmanc.7439
      @bowmanc.7439 4 года назад +13

      Because Christians refuse to wear anyone else’s shoes. They prefer to use their own shoes as reference when thinking about how others wear their shoe without actually trying it on.

  • @scaredcrow9304
    @scaredcrow9304 3 года назад +14

    The "underling" making the bolts for Zeus is Hephaestus and he is in weaponry for the gods. He's also a god and Zeus's son, I think he might genuinely be a full blooded child of gods, unlike Hercules.

    • @kittyunderwood8918
      @kittyunderwood8918 3 года назад +2

      Yeah Hephaestus is a god, Heracles is a demigod

    • @micahspride8981
      @micahspride8981 2 года назад +2

      Hephaestus and Ares are the only true children from Zeus and Hera, and funny enough. Aphrodite married Hephaestus and was in love and constantly hooking up with Ares

  • @Arkhavist_S
    @Arkhavist_S 4 года назад +298

    +1 sin for the soul toilet in the underworld being inches below Herc when he touched it, but like 30 feet below him when he dives in for Meg, then is high enough for him to walk(?) out of it after he retrieves her. I know there's a shitzillion comments down here, and someone else has probably mentioned this, but I scrolled a bit and only saw the Heracles and Aphrodite things everywhere.

    • @hasslethejav
      @hasslethejav 4 года назад +5

      ^^^^^^

    • @PabloNeves26
      @PabloNeves26 4 года назад +4

      @@hasslethejav That one always bothered me!

    • @EAFFAEEAF
      @EAFFAEEAF 4 года назад +5

      I know! I can't believe he skipped that entire scene!

    • @XTheLastPieceX
      @XTheLastPieceX 4 года назад +4

      THIS ALWAYS BUGGED ME SO MUCH

    • @PabloNeves26
      @PabloNeves26 4 года назад +1

      Right? It's not just a blink and you'll miss it moment, he *interacts* with the pool!

  • @TheZeroNeonix
    @TheZeroNeonix 4 года назад +441

    There are some points I'd like to add to this movie. When baby Hercules ties the two minions into a knot, they resemble snakes. I believe this was a reference to the real story, where the king put snakes in the crib of Hercules and his half brother so that the king could see which one was his. Baby Hercules strangled the snakes, and the king went, "That one's not mine." In other versions of the story, it's Hera (who is NOT Hercules' mother) who tried to kill him by putting snakes into the crib.

    • @katcyer26
      @katcyer26 4 года назад +10

      *Heracles

    • @TheZeroNeonix
      @TheZeroNeonix 4 года назад +14

      @@katcyer26 - Two names, same character.

    • @katcyer26
      @katcyer26 4 года назад +10

      @@TheZeroNeonix but Heracles is the Greek version, and I'm pretty sure we're talking about that version here.

    • @ArchimedesOwl
      @ArchimedesOwl 4 года назад +3

      Actually it was a Hera who put the snakes in the crib

    • @charlesnorman6930
      @charlesnorman6930 4 года назад +1

      Granted, Hades nay have thought that turning Hercules mortal was enough, since it was his god-like strength that did him in, since Hades had no actual reason to KILL him.

  • @PhoeniksStorm
    @PhoeniksStorm 4 года назад +229

    When Herc ask Phil to train him, Phil says "Two Words. I am retired"
    Which at first seems like "haha phil can't count" but in reality “I am retired” in Greek is “Είμαι συνταξιούχος,” which is two words. Same when he says Holy Hera when herc showed his strength. Hera was a goddess strongly associated eith cows

    • @benbovard9579
      @benbovard9579 4 года назад +23

      Disney was on point with the puns in this movie ngl

    • @fightingfalcon777
      @fightingfalcon777 4 года назад +20

      I was a classics major in college, so all of those jokes and references really make me laugh 😆 like the whole thing of “Somebody call IXII!”

    • @Chas-OTE
      @Chas-OTE 4 года назад

      Uhmmm wow... I did not know that!

    • @CammyAlwaysWins
      @CammyAlwaysWins 4 года назад

      PhoeniksoftheStorm Phil was gonna say “no way”, which would be two words in English, but bc Zeus zapped him, he said OK which is 1 word. Had nothing to with “I am retired”, it wouldn’t even rhyme with the rest of the lyrics... congrats, that pun totally went over your head.

    • @videohistory722
      @videohistory722 4 года назад

      @@fightingfalcon777 but that's roman numerals, not greek...

  • @sheilayubal2302
    @sheilayubal2302 2 года назад +12

    14:03 had me laughing. the humor and sarcasm of cinemasins never bores me🤣

  • @FaydOgolon
    @FaydOgolon 4 года назад +239

    I surprised he didn't sin "every last drop." There's no way you can get every last drop out of a glass bottle. There's always residue that will collect to create that "last drop."

    • @emliu5000
      @emliu5000 4 года назад +21

      True - to add on to that, couldn't Hades have solved that problem by making a bit of extra potion just in case? So there'd be enough that Hercules didn't have to drink down to the "last drop" to become mortal.

    • @datewithdestinyy
      @datewithdestinyy 4 года назад +1

      I was waiting for that too!

    • @GenericProtagonist118
      @GenericProtagonist118 4 года назад

      God Drops

    • @MrMarcus2190
      @MrMarcus2190 4 года назад +1

      “Every last drop” was suppose to be the name of the video my college girlfriend and I were gonna make just before *DING*

    • @JosephDavies
      @JosephDavies 4 года назад

      It's possible the inside of the glass was coated with some Olympian-grade teflon!

  • @Citrusio-nw2bu
    @Citrusio-nw2bu 4 года назад +281

    Sin number one: the actual Greek name is Heracles.
    Sin number two: Hera despised Heracles

    • @parrottarot995
      @parrottarot995 4 года назад +5

      Zeus probably did too

    • @kickyourhead1910
      @kickyourhead1910 4 года назад +32

      Sin #3: Hera isn't even his mother
      Sin #4: if anyone should be the villian of Heracles it's Hera. Hades is like the one chill god

    • @KlausiboyZ
      @KlausiboyZ 4 года назад +2

      Depends on if you count artistic transformative freedom as sins.
      Disney's cartoons are almost always their own stories inspired by other stories. To be honest, I like it that way more. These days everything is remakes and trying to be accurate or imitating something else as much as possible. There's little to no creativity anywhere.
      Having a story deviate from it's inspiration source enough to make it it's own story is pretty satisfying to me.

    • @RemiGordonRamsay
      @RemiGordonRamsay 4 года назад +2

      Lyric Is that Nico-Di-Angelo in you profile ???? 😃😃😃😃🤩🤩🤩🤩

    • @alexorr5772
      @alexorr5772 4 года назад +5

      @@KlausiboyZ I mean artistic liberties like Meg are one thing, but if you're mixing random Greek and Roman gods with one another and glossing over it by pretending they're all Greek is another. It's not even like they made up gods they just straight up didn't bother to stay consistent with the forms; they might as well have just called Zeus Odin and just not addressed it and pretended he was king of the Greek gods. So I agree it doesn't need to be the actual myth, but there was just no point in using one or two Roman forms without any reason in Ancient Greece.

  • @fatal_sightxgaming4842
    @fatal_sightxgaming4842 4 года назад +213

    "We're not supposed to reveal the future", in greek mythology if a living soul encounters the sisters of fate, they coax you into asking about your future. Specifically about your own death, the trial is to refuse and if you fail, you will be driven mad by knowing when you will die. The reason for this is that they harvest the eyes of men driven mad by their mortality, to dine on.

    • @pinedragon5398
      @pinedragon5398 4 года назад +19

      True but maybe they’re not supposed to tell immortals like hades because of the very thing he did with that information

    • @puppetgod2515
      @puppetgod2515 4 года назад +1

      Damn

  • @MinusWorldInterviews
    @MinusWorldInterviews 3 года назад +9

    "uh i dont think you should be so rude to HERCULES!! hes the son of zeus!"
    "also he can kill you really easily i think thats the main thing.."

  • @americaroleplayer
    @americaroleplayer 4 года назад +583

    "Can the gods even get drunk anyway?" Someone needs to learn about Dionysus.

    • @kiwifrog1768
      @kiwifrog1768 4 года назад +10

      america roleplayer
      ‘1 SHOT! (1 shot) 2 SHOT! (1 shot)
      - BTS Dionysus

    • @jasonwalker9471
      @jasonwalker9471 4 года назад +2

      What does Mister Punch have to do with this?

    • @chimken9881
      @chimken9881 4 года назад +2

      A lot of people need to know about Dionysus because a lot of people only know one out of the many incarnations of Dionysus. Emphasis on incarnations.

    • @americaroleplayer
      @americaroleplayer 4 года назад +5

      @@chimken9881 Lol, I meant the Greek god, who is ironically enough portrayed in the movie. Didn't mean to make this religious or anything.

    • @chimken9881
      @chimken9881 4 года назад +1

      @@americaroleplayer Its not, just a very interesting learning opportunity.

  • @nooknerd1
    @nooknerd1 4 года назад +727

    Just saying, they had 6 planets align because that’s how many planets were known to Ancient Greek astronomers..

    • @planetruths1373
      @planetruths1373 4 года назад +51

      Shhh this guy might actually have to think before sinning. That's too much trouble for him.

    • @hannahquintua
      @hannahquintua 4 года назад +3

      @@planetruths1373
      Yeah

    • @cybercery5271
      @cybercery5271 4 года назад +16

      He was using an advanced technique called SARCASM

    • @professorx3060
      @professorx3060 4 года назад +2

      And thunderbolts that Zeus uses are actually forged by elder cyclops. Correct me if I'm wrong.

    • @nealkotval5087
      @nealkotval5087 4 года назад +4

      Yo @Shivam Goundar he’s just making videos for fun you don’t have to hate on him so hard. I don’t see you making videos weekly, and If you dislike the content don’t watch it. If I were to judge you every week for a few years yeah I would see you make some mistakes. This guy probably spent hours producing and editing this video. And yeah he got his research wrong, so, he made content and if you don’t like it DONT WATCH IT

  • @Kentrc11
    @Kentrc11 4 года назад +387

    "Teenage rejection like this is why we never heard about Jesus during this period of his life"
    *JESUS FLIPS COMMERCE TABLE*

    • @melodi2036
      @melodi2036 4 года назад +27

      Jesus was rejected all of his life. I think Jeremy forgot that he was literally executed in front of a crowd

    • @eatatjoes6751
      @eatatjoes6751 4 года назад +20

      I think he's probably right. The teenage rejection, the Son of God thing, the constant taunts from proto-edgelord kids who were probably like, "If your dad exists, then (do tiny miniscule thing for me)" crap.
      Not to mention the envy of an A+ (or equivalent) kid...

    • @melodi2036
      @melodi2036 4 года назад +14

      @@eatatjoes6751 I mean partially, but I mean Jesus wasn't and still isn't seen as a hero by everyone, unlike Hercules in this movie. Even now, people read Greek mythology for fun, to get references, and/or for school, but most nonChristian people won't read the Bible

    • @staticdoggoe34rd
      @staticdoggoe34rd 4 года назад +2

      Kentrc11 oof

    • @PrinceAzyreon
      @PrinceAzyreon 4 года назад +1

      "You're a fraud, Spider-Man!"

  • @1Fatherlesschild
    @1Fatherlesschild 2 года назад +3

    4:08 in the original myth Heracles was beloved in his community for killing dangerous creatures that lurked the edge of the village, he was never ostracized like this

  • @PlanetAwesomenessProductions
    @PlanetAwesomenessProductions 4 года назад +582

    Zazu: He’d make a very handsome throw rug. Just think. Whenever he gets dirty you can take him out and beat him.
    Hercules (1997):

    • @kittyelf1485
      @kittyelf1485 4 года назад +6

      I have so many questions, like when exactly did Lion King take place, how’d Scar’s hide end up so well preserved after he was torn apart by hyenas, and how did it travel from wherever they were in Africa to Greece? That is assuming they’re operating on the “all Disney classic animated movies are in the same universe” bull some people tried to pull with Pixar movies.

    • @kamichubakugou1655
      @kamichubakugou1655 4 года назад +6

      Kitty Elf
      Maybe it’s just an Easter egg, OR that’s not Scar. Herc’s deeds to be accepted when he killed his family was killing a lion, (not any lion granted, this super buff and huge lion) so maybe it’s not Scar but that lion? But I was confused too.

    • @kittyelf1485
      @kittyelf1485 4 года назад +2

      Kamichu Bakugou of course it’s an Easter egg. I was making a joke about how some people try to cram all the Disney movies (well mostly Pixar but I have seen one or two theories about the classic animation or weird classic/CGI crossovers) into one shared universe.
      So yes, most likely that was supposed to be the Nemean lion and the skin just looked like Scar.

    • @kamichubakugou1655
      @kamichubakugou1655 4 года назад

      Kitty Elf oh uh
      I overthought that.

    • @kittyelf1485
      @kittyelf1485 4 года назад

      Kamichu Bakugou no problem. I don’t always word things so the make sense to everyone else, even though I try to.

  • @-THE_META
    @-THE_META 4 года назад +363

    Actually in the Hercules the Animated Series, Hercules did go to the Prometheus School, but it wasn't for Running Away, that must have been added later as a focus for the school.

    • @gaarathesandslayer
      @gaarathesandslayer 4 года назад +11

      It was a lesser-known sister branch of the academy until they got nation-wide recognition for the movie Promethius. After that, their enrollment rates went through the roof

    • @cherrytheandroid
      @cherrytheandroid 4 года назад +1

      yes nothing else just yes

    •  4 года назад

      I would really like to know who wrote on this because somehow I think Denneé or Aaron should've noticed it. Or maybe not. But it really is annoying.

  • @CommandLineVulpine
    @CommandLineVulpine 4 года назад +430

    "Why are there only six planets?"
    DING: Uranus and Neptune aren't visible with the naked eye. It took the invention of telescopes to find them.

    • @eliseetoile1300
      @eliseetoile1300 4 года назад +21

      I came here to say that! Uranus was the 7th planet discovered, and it was discovered until 1781. It's cute, not a sin!

    • @jamesdmack
      @jamesdmack 4 года назад +21

      Neil deGrasse Tyson voice: "Hercules; where they only talk about six planets as that is all that humanity knew of at the time."

    • @DavidRay_40
      @DavidRay_40 4 года назад +2

      @@eliseetoile1300 I think you mean it _wasn't_ discovered until 1781, right?

    • @tobyswiss7909
      @tobyswiss7909 4 года назад +2

      Uranus is visible, but the Greeks thought it was just a star.

    • @damnfeds7032
      @damnfeds7032 4 года назад

      nolinagirlaSia.link

  • @mtntundra
    @mtntundra 3 года назад +12

    0:08 Honey you mean Hunkules

  • @AprilRose77
    @AprilRose77 3 года назад +546

    The fact you ignored “I won’t say I’m in love” is a sin

    • @verkaforever
      @verkaforever 3 года назад +40

      Maybe he couldn't find anything wrong with it.

    • @Hawkeyes319
      @Hawkeyes319 3 года назад +75

      @@verkaforever Because there was nothing wrong with it.

    • @user-zb1xf1mu6r
      @user-zb1xf1mu6r 3 года назад +29

      Off,A sin off

    • @bumblewing1210
      @bumblewing1210 2 года назад +2

      It's the only Disney song I have in my playlist 😂

  • @margarethmichelina5146
    @margarethmichelina5146 4 года назад +517

    "And then, everyone lived happily ever after."
    Kratos: "Hi!"

    • @Veladus
      @Veladus 4 года назад +13

      Kratos in GoW1: Kill a god? Are you mad?
      Kratos in GoW2: If all on Olympus will deny me my vengeance... all on Olympus WILL DIE. I have lived in the shadow of the gods for long enough. The time of the gods has come to an end!
      He sure gained some confidence over the course of a game or two, didn't he?

    • @for_hire
      @for_hire 4 года назад +2

      Isn't it kronos

    • @princezuko9430
      @princezuko9430 4 года назад +4

      Mr xeno 2709 god of war games

    • @andrewblancheiii4464
      @andrewblancheiii4464 4 года назад +3

      This was the comment I was looking for.
      Half the time I watch the movie now I always think this is the calm before the storm.known as Kratos.

    • @chadpeterson5698
      @chadpeterson5698 4 года назад +2

      @@for_hire no they mean Kratos if you don't know who that is play God of War.

  • @Athena_Cabin_6
    @Athena_Cabin_6 16 дней назад +2

    Not sinning the movie for using the Roman name for Heracles’ Greek story is a sin in itself

  • @awesomesauce9434
    @awesomesauce9434 4 года назад +134

    “Need a bucket and a mop when Hercules walks by” 😂😂😂

    • @lynxmusic4183
      @lynxmusic4183 4 года назад

      What does that mean?

    • @dromie5059
      @dromie5059 4 года назад +9

      @@lynxmusic4183 it's a reference to WAP

    • @izziroos9455
      @izziroos9455 4 года назад

      Lolol 😂

    • @Forgesx
      @Forgesx 4 года назад +3

      @@dromie5059 what? no wet pussy jokes existed before this song!?

    • @gumtreeforest4059
      @gumtreeforest4059 4 года назад +2

      Lmfao I was looking for this.

  • @ItsLynch1
    @ItsLynch1 4 года назад +109

    10:15 the Hydra’s blood is considered the worst poison in Greek mythology. It was so bad that when Chiron, an immortal, was shot with the blood of the hydra he asked for his immortality to be taken away because he couldn’t bare it and would rather die. It’s so bad that it made an immortal give up their immortality so they can die, just think about that.

    • @spencertang5155
      @spencertang5155 2 года назад +8

      It is… basically acid on acid. There is not real other way to describe the pain of the hydra’s blood other than it being so painful that you’d rather bring something to end it quicker than let the poison do it for gou.

    • @bird5485
      @bird5485 2 года назад

      That and its breath is sed to be so toxic it can kill anyone in seconds

    • @xeno1336
      @xeno1336 2 года назад +2

      Also Hercules is the Roman version where Herakles was the Greek...a big one for me is Thebes is in Egypt

    • @that1cat999
      @that1cat999 2 года назад +1

      Shit that thing’s fucking breath is more toxic than an XBox kid and can fucking kill anyone from multiple feet away! Hercules is fucking dead!

    • @DogManWes2790
      @DogManWes2790 Год назад

      ​@@spencertang5155 perfect explanation

  • @Adameia_
    @Adameia_ 4 года назад +162

    You missed sinning for the Frisbee thrown by norm teens being able to actually overpower him and drag him through the air (also the one you called a nymph at the end was Aphrodite)

    • @ravenderamos5248
      @ravenderamos5248 3 года назад +5

      Calling Aphrodite just a nymph is a sin, mate

    • @megalisa830bright6
      @megalisa830bright6 3 года назад +2

      lol! Yeah! That was a discus, not a Frisbee! XD And yeah, it was Aphrodite, not a random nymph! XD

  • @AnglerVoiceActing
    @AnglerVoiceActing 11 месяцев назад +1

    Some other sins:
    In greek mythology, his name was Heracules. Hercules was from Roman myths.
    HERACULES was a demigod, Hera wasn't his mother.
    Hades wasn't actually a dick, Zeus was
    Zeus didn't give Heracules the 12 labors, King Eurystheus did

  • @MightySoul9508
    @MightySoul9508 4 года назад +314

    "Jerk" the worst thing you can call anyone in a Disney movie

    • @amentlik
      @amentlik 4 года назад +7

      Or "fool!" someone pointed out recently that if you're a Disney villain, it's your go-to insult

    • @valinsummers2565
      @valinsummers2565 4 года назад +1

      Not Freak?

    • @amentlik
      @amentlik 4 года назад +2

      @@valinsummers2565 FOOL!! is always used when it's like, the villain getting angry at his/her minions for not getting the evil plot or not capturing the good guys

    • @ErebosGR
      @ErebosGR 4 года назад

      "Jerk" literally means masturbator and considering Disney's aversion to sex, that seemed like an odd, yet historically accurate choice.
      Fun fact: Jerk (malax/μάλαξ in ancient Greek, malakas/μαλάκας in modern Greek) has been historically the most common insult in ancient and modern Greece.

  • @thewonderdoc2999
    @thewonderdoc2999 4 года назад +289

    Actual interactions between Heracles and Hades:
    *Heracles busts into underworld wrecking shit*
    Hades: yo wtf man?
    Heracles: Scuse me but I need that 3-headed doggo to show off to some idiot king
    Hades: Allright jeez man all you had to do was ask. Have him back by dinner ok?

    • @bobjeff5391
      @bobjeff5391 4 года назад +11

      i though he was gonna say something about how hercules just showed up in the underworld not saying how he got there

    • @killaved4262
      @killaved4262 4 года назад +20

      Ikr, If anything Hades was sort of the good guy.

    • @thefisherman0074
      @thefisherman0074 4 года назад +14

      wedab alot he’s probably the best major god in Greek mythology. In Roman mythology he was even better

    • @cantbetamed2210
      @cantbetamed2210 4 года назад +8

      Why does this exchange remind me of Rick Riordan? lol

    • @gianperezz2928
      @gianperezz2928 4 года назад +4

      Also:
      Hercules: can I set those two guys over there free? I've met at least one of them.
      Hades: Well, they tried to take my wife away from me, but yes, if you can rip their butts from that chair, they're yours.
      Hercules: cool. Then I got to finish some business with that Meleagrus guy. He said he's got a beautiful and skilled single sister right there above.
      Hades: don't treat her like the last one. Good luck, Hercules.
      Hercules: Yeah... Why the f... you think I'm here in the first place. And stop calling me that. I'm Heracles, you dumb.

  • @dstinnettmusic
    @dstinnettmusic 4 года назад +89

    ”I will go the distance” makes me cry every time.

    • @starsognoo1549
      @starsognoo1549 4 года назад +3

      Idk why but same here 😭

    • @lohphat
      @lohphat 4 года назад

      Have you seen this? Roger Bart (original singing voice for Herc) does an encore: ruclips.net/video/w-gcvHJ3f9Y/видео.html

  • @kittyunderwood8918
    @kittyunderwood8918 3 года назад +1

    "apparently they need a bucket and a mop every time Herc walks by" lmfaooo

  • @xtheresaxo
    @xtheresaxo 4 года назад +68

    To be fair, Zeus had so many kids he probably did need a dog tag on them to keep track

  • @kacperk886
    @kacperk886 4 года назад +73

    Missed the biggest sin with the market scene: When the pillars start collapsing, they start at the opening of the circle part of the market going in opposite directions. But they end up converging on the vase shop which is in the circle part of the market and should be pretty close to where the collapse started.

    • @kritzl3036
      @kritzl3036 4 года назад

      YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS! I don't know why he keeps missing the most obvious ones

  • @fuuuuuuuism
    @fuuuuuuuism 4 года назад +260

    The last sin is so wrong, that wasn’t a nymph, it’s Aphrodite!

    • @nadeenabuhalima6365
      @nadeenabuhalima6365 4 года назад +6

      Came here to say this

    • @Klotbeck
      @Klotbeck 4 года назад +11

      Same here, she is a bit of a nympho so I suppose it has the word nymph in it lol.

    • @arvinroidoatienza7082
      @arvinroidoatienza7082 4 года назад +2

      I still don't understand! Satyrs are ugly! Aphrodite has standards you know hehe!

    • @damnfeds7032
      @damnfeds7032 4 года назад

      nolinagirlaSia.link

    • @skyleryarroll2369
      @skyleryarroll2369 4 года назад +2

      @@arvinroidoatienza7082 I mean, she REALLY doesn't.

  • @PeanutTechno
    @PeanutTechno 3 года назад +3

    "Why do you have to wait for the planets to align before you wake the Titans?"
    Top 10 questions science still hasn't answered

  • @TwinkleTwinkleTruly
    @TwinkleTwinkleTruly 4 года назад +169

    Pretty sure the “nymph” at the end was the Goddess of Love, Aphrodite?

    • @matheusmariani3108
      @matheusmariani3108 3 года назад +9

      Yep, it was

    • @megalisa830bright6
      @megalisa830bright6 3 года назад +1

      lol! Yeah! Exactly! It was Aphrodite, not a random nymph! XD

    • @LadyKris3345
      @LadyKris3345 2 года назад +1

      Yup. This is what I was going to comment. She isn't a random nymph and being Aphrodite it makes perfect sense to me she'd kiss the first new guy up in Olympus.

  • @darwinjaevidavin8916
    @darwinjaevidavin8916 4 года назад +112

    The bean pole era is probably just the way of saying "look he's human. he goes through the awkward pimple-ridden, weird proportion age of puberty"

    • @KlausiboyZ
      @KlausiboyZ 4 года назад +6

      It is also probably just because as a baby he has babyfat (babies are generally just chubby, so drawing herc as a cute chubby baby makes sense) and as an adult he was doing exercises that actually stimulated his muscles, literally training to get stronger.
      As an awkward teen who only causes trouble due to his strength, he would not be exercising at all, and anything he did do would most likely not push his muscles to their limits, resulting in beany arms.

  • @allisonfitzmaurice6948
    @allisonfitzmaurice6948 4 года назад +494

    I thought the pink woman at the end was Aphrodite and that’s why she kissed Phil

    • @MarioMcFly
      @MarioMcFly 4 года назад +80

      Your thought was right, the woman is Aphrodite, and yes, that's why she kissed Phil.

    • @Dohyden2
      @Dohyden2 4 года назад +74

      Yeah not a nymph, but she was boning people left right and center. She'd jump Phil just to try something different, I mean, more power to her. In the Greek myths she also had sex with her son on purpose because she's so beautiful that her children are beautiful enough to entrance even her and Zues summarily punished her for it. I love how messy the greek myths are, way more fun than the others.

    • @Highcoleture
      @Highcoleture 4 года назад +44

      Also, if we're following actual myth: everyone wanted to bang satyrs and satyrs wanted to bang everyone. Technically, Phil should be massively aroused *the entire movie* since satyrs were--like nymphs--sexual creatures in myth and used to that effect. And they were constantly... excited.

    • @HurricaneDDragon
      @HurricaneDDragon 4 года назад +17

      Allison F. Oh she is, trust me. And that “underling” that threw Zeus his thunderbolts was Hephaestus.

    • @killaved4262
      @killaved4262 4 года назад +30

      Aphrodite has sex with everyone but her husband

  • @LexiLex421
    @LexiLex421 2 года назад +1

    First thing, Hercules was NOT born god,he was born demigod.

  • @monoe7116
    @monoe7116 4 года назад +146

    Honey, you mean: Everything Wrong With HUNKules In 17 Minutes Or Les

  • @EternallyYours9000
    @EternallyYours9000 4 года назад +300

    The cyclops isn’t technically a titan. He’s the son of Poseidon.

    • @Oceanbigcat317
      @Oceanbigcat317 4 года назад +31

      Eventually blinded by Odysseus; got to love the Greek tales

    • @OscarGomez-hg8cb
      @OscarGomez-hg8cb 4 года назад +13

      *That* cyclops, and his family, where descended from poseidon. Others were born from Ourannus, before even te titans, bu those helped the gods lock up the titans

    • @misshollis7547
      @misshollis7547 4 года назад +4

      The Titans are actually Kronos, Rhea... and I forgot the rest; sorry.

    • @em_em06
      @em_em06 4 года назад +3

      All of the Cyclops were Posidon's kids

    • @kristopherkelly4771
      @kristopherkelly4771 4 года назад +1

      @@misshollis7547 Helious, Hyperion, Oeanous are a couple also

  • @zachwillas6329
    @zachwillas6329 4 года назад +160

    My question is how did Hades not know that Hercules was alive. Remember, the dude's the god of the underworld and he should have known if he's dead or not.

    • @olivkvistenn
      @olivkvistenn 3 года назад +3

      Mindblown🤯

    • @lightningpenguin8937
      @lightningpenguin8937 3 года назад +5

      I can just imagine hades in the middle of his work suddenly realizing Herc never died.

    • @zachwillas6329
      @zachwillas6329 3 года назад +1

      @@lightningpenguin8937 Yeah, it would be a literal hell on Earth. God of war 3 foretold it in the apocalypse.

    • @DelilahFNightingale
      @DelilahFNightingale 3 года назад +4

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but the Greek actually got rather specific with their gods. While Hades was god of the underworld, he was not god of the dead- that role belonged to another, less known god, Thanatos.

    • @lightningpenguin8937
      @lightningpenguin8937 3 года назад

      @@DelilahFNightingale you're are right I'm pretty sure. Thanatos is in charge of actual death. I think mercury was in charge of bringing the dead to Charon who gives the boat ride. Hades is the ruler, and I think the one who judges the dead. I don't know much about other gods involved with death sadly.

  • @yacobheisman2976
    @yacobheisman2976 2 года назад +1

    One sin for not referring it to “STAIRWELL to Hell”

  • @suecli8131
    @suecli8131 4 года назад +124

    10:42 "Phil would be the goat of cinema sins". Youve out done yourself on that one

  • @Canadian_Zac
    @Canadian_Zac 4 года назад +436

    Biggest sin should be:
    This is set in Greek Mythology.
    He should be called Heracles.
    Hercules was the Roman name for him

    • @greyfhighve9
      @greyfhighve9 4 года назад +22

      It has a better ring to it I’m guessing-

    • @megmoo96
      @megmoo96 4 года назад +6

      I noticed this the other day and was in complete shock 😂

    • @shadowhunter9445
      @shadowhunter9445 4 года назад +2

      @@greyfhighve9 If does? I kind like the name Heracles. Also irony.

    • @p0ssibly_d3ad54
      @p0ssibly_d3ad54 4 года назад +1

      *ding*

    • @ElysiaWhitemoonOmega
      @ElysiaWhitemoonOmega 4 года назад +1

      hercules is the more known version, same with cupid and eros, cupid is roman too, but most hollywod stories abour heracles and greek mythology use cupid and not eros

  • @cjkalandek996
    @cjkalandek996 4 года назад +69

    _"Hades is supposed to be a pretty f*cking normal god, so what's up with this hellfire and brimstone act? He's not the actual Satan."_
    LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE MOVIE ABOUT GREEK MYTHOLOGY!

    • @blobbertmcblob4888
      @blobbertmcblob4888 4 года назад +10

      This is the westernized hades, who is strongly associated with "Satan"

    • @Mecha82
      @Mecha82 4 года назад +7

      It's "highjacked by Jesus"-trope. Turning scary seeming god from other mythology into Satan.

    • @MagmaMKII
      @MagmaMKII 4 года назад +19

      In the actual Greek mythology Hades is actually one of the nicest gods.

    • @liamhunt1373
      @liamhunt1373 4 года назад +6

      @@MagmaMKII he literally named his dog spot

  • @ashsteel9224
    @ashsteel9224 Год назад +1

    That wasn’t a nymph in the end. That was FUCKING GODDESS OF LOVE AND BEAURY APHRODITE

  • @silvertheelf
    @silvertheelf 3 года назад +344

    “How did hades know there was a hydra in this pit”
    In mythology... if they were even remotely attempting to be accurate... the hydra was one of hades pets, and a guardian of the underworld.

    • @DFSPower
      @DFSPower 3 года назад +19

      I think it was more of them loosely trying to emulate the trials of Hercules, with one of his trials being to slay a hydra. With that being said it is still a very loose connection and the movie did not follow the actual story of Hercules at all

    • @silvertheelf
      @silvertheelf 3 года назад

      @@DFSPower yeah

    • @yashdevnani3257
      @yashdevnani3257 3 года назад +6

      He fought the hydra because of the king giving him a task to kill the hydra
      This movie is so of its source material

    • @Emily12471
      @Emily12471 2 года назад

      Wait do all of hades pets have several heads?

    • @silvertheelf
      @silvertheelf 2 года назад +1

      @@Emily12471 … I… actually as far as I’m aware I can’t think of one without several heads…

  • @Glaceon42
    @Glaceon42 4 года назад +274

    It should've been Herakles, not Hercules. Hercules was his Roman counterpart....

    • @reubenoakley8967
      @reubenoakley8967 4 года назад +6

      *Heracles

    • @TheOldSword
      @TheOldSword 4 года назад +19

      @@reubenoakley8967 Either spelling is correct since it is a transliteration. In Greek it was written as Ἡρακλῆς.

    • @GalanDun
      @GalanDun 4 года назад +3

      Well, same guy, different name.

    • @williamwishnia5196
      @williamwishnia5196 4 года назад

      They combine Roman and Greek mythology throughout it. Like when hades talks to the fates (the old witches). They're from Greek culture

    • @thehelpfulshadow919
      @thehelpfulshadow919 4 года назад +1

      @@williamwishnia5196 No, the point the original comment was making is that it is odd for Hercules to be the only one using the Roman name. Every other god and monster followed the greek naming sense.

  • @perhaps1131
    @perhaps1131 4 года назад +163

    If Persephone was here, most of this wouldn’t of happen

    • @Mendoza-yi6qk
      @Mendoza-yi6qk 4 года назад +6

      Plotwist: The pegasus Hercules got from Zeus was Persephone's.

    • @Faolan-qe9vl
      @Faolan-qe9vl 4 года назад +3

      THANK you!!

    • @reptilesceptile1035
      @reptilesceptile1035 4 года назад

      @@Faolan-qe9vl alt account?

    • @perhaps1131
      @perhaps1131 4 года назад

      reptile sceptile idk that person

    • @rafaelaveralugo7626
      @rafaelaveralugo7626 Месяц назад

      Persephone: It's okay, honey. At least you won't have to look at him.
      Hercules arriving in the Underworld for Labor 12: I'm here for your dog.
      Hades: Son of a

  • @afro-sisco9751
    @afro-sisco9751 2 года назад +1

    Hercules in the thumbnail looks like he needs to got to the bathroom but there is no bathroom nearby so he's holding it in but it's been an hour and he doesn't know if he can hold it in if he moves to fast.

  • @harrisonmcdonald4566
    @harrisonmcdonald4566 4 года назад +123

    CinemaSins: "I was bullied as a child."
    Also CinemaSins: 8:03

    • @brakemoff1247
      @brakemoff1247 4 года назад +6

      😂 wat is wrong with you 😂

  • @thatnon-existentgoose4789
    @thatnon-existentgoose4789 3 года назад +307

    Hercules: **tries to eat lightning bolt**
    Jason Grace: **tries to eat a stapler**
    Conclusion: children of Zeus eat weird things.

    • @Nullcoil
      @Nullcoil 3 года назад +25

      technically, Jason was son of Jupiter, not Zeus. That part of the book was when the gods were suffering from multiple-personality disorder lol

    • @hannibalism2166
      @hannibalism2166 3 года назад +37

      Cronus ate his children, so I guess it just runs in the family

    • @chickenwing3946
      @chickenwing3946 3 года назад +12

      @@Nullcoil Hercules is roman tho. HERACLES is greek

    • @kkzblueeyes0551
      @kkzblueeyes0551 3 года назад +2

      Which book is that from?

    • @chickenwing3946
      @chickenwing3946 3 года назад +4

      @@kkzblueeyes0551 Jason’s backstory, read hoo#1