Everything Wrong With the ENTIRE Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
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a sequel trilogy that can be summarized in 3 sentences: "a good question for another time", "that's not how the Force works" and "somehow Palpatine survived"
😅 to a😂
And yeah I know he is old but .....Come On. I mean no. He died for sure.
Gotta be a clone.
Also also also "It's A Trap" 😂❤
Or “somehow palpatine returned”
Disney's Star Wars made the most unforgivable sin: we will never get to see Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford together one last time as Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa and Han Solo.
Carrie Fisher died so even if Disney didn't fuck up, we'd never see that.
@@RiversEagle_could have shown it in the first movie
Lol, what did you want, the Star Wars version of "Space Cowboys"? 😂
@@lookingforwookiecopilot i want the star wars equivalent of star wars
@@Bustin_cider00 Well, that's what we got. If however, you want to watch a group of geriatrics save the day, there's always Star Trek, lol.
Biggest downgrade in movie history
True
Huge upgrade from the prequels
@@scarlmao-qd1cjatrocious opinion 😭😭💯
....for franchise intended for children
@@Feefa99keep telling yourself that you silly goose
Imagine the sequel trilogy in the hands of competent directors and writers.
Or at least NOT in the hands of the butchers at Disney. 😒
It could’ve been so cool
Kathleen Kennedy would have still been in charge had Lucas not sold it, he hand picked her to run it when he retired. It was part of the deal when he sold it, she was to run it as she thinks like he does.
I wish we lived in that reality....
Except that's not what Disney is
10:02 Not only is that the first time Han has ever shot Chewie's bowcaster, a bowcaster is canonically incapable of being fired correctly by a human due to it's immense recoil. It should have sent Han flying backwards
If Kentucky Ballistics can shoulder fire a 4bore I'm sure SOME humans can fire a bowcaster.
Kyle katarn fired one for what?..... two whole games? And yeah they're cannon
@@megatron6713 Is he still canon?
The biggest problem I had is that the main hero, Rey, had ZERO character arch and has ZERO heroes journey. She starts and ends the trilogy as the most powerful person in any room and never evolved all that much as a person. She’s the best fighter. Best pilot. Strong in the force even thou she has very little training in it. Everyone likes her for no reason. She has zero temptation to the dark side even thou she’s the granddaughter of Palpatine for God sakes…..Why oh why was ANYONE supposed to root for her, again? She’s already perfect….Both Anakin and Luke struggle not only against external threats, but more importantly, internally. They struggle with what they want. Who they truly are and want to become and both fail numerous times throughout their journey. Both are very human heroes and the audience can connect with both and more importantly, want to see succeed.
“Who are my parents” is NOT a character arch, Disney.
And, am I the only one who finds it more than a little ironic that, a Palpatine descendant is now the owner of the Skywalker name………
From the "Ex Men" comedy series (where the professor fired everyone):
Wolverine: "But where did I come from, though?"
Professor X: "Get a *journal,* Logan!"
Then there was that whole Casino plot line which some say didn’t serve a purpose
@@extantsanityGreat reference. I love Pete Holmes.
@@extantsanity
*To Cyclops*
"The moment you were born, we should've cut your head off. You were a message from God that he doesn't love us. And we should've sent it back!"
Roc5291 would be good at cinema sins.
After what Disney did to Star Wars
We're now living in an era of artistic bankruptcy
Oh, Hollywood had gotten there a bit before Disney's Star Wars 😅
Oh, Hollywood has always been artistically bankrupt. It's just more obvious now.
Hopefully we end this era very soon.
Jar jar was peak art
I feel for the cast, they really put their hearts into their roles and nailed their characters, if only they were given a better story with better dialogue.
Facts, despite the sequels not being the best, I really liked the performances for the most part, with my favorite being Snoke.
Well Rey had like 1 facial expression.
@@Konrad111111 doesnt negate the effort... no actor has started out being phenomenal at their craft, everyone grows as they progress in their careers
Just like in the original films lol was George's wife at Disney directing these ones too?
Lmao no, this is you just trying to cope man. Get over it, it’s pathetic
Adding a sin to cinemasins for subtracting points for Ray doing cool force things, while ignoring that fact she has zero reference to do so.
*Ding*
it wasnt about whether or not she knew how, it's about the fact that she was smart enough to at least try. i mean if you found out you might have superpowers why would you wait to try to use them if you needed to whether you know how or not? not defending the movie it's still ass but at least Rey had some genuine intelligence at time.
@vitalyrics I'm not sure it's genuine intelligence to try to do something you don't understand or have seen done. If someone tells you that you have the ability to make a car it's not intelligence to try to do it sight unseen with no guidance. That's how you hurt yourself or others.
@@jdzspace33 it's intelligence to understand the situation is dire and therefore random bullshit might be your best chance. it has NOTHING to do with the force powers. it's about showing initiative.
@vitalyrics showing initiative isn't good if you don't know what you're doing. Unfortunately, i have intimate experience with that concept.
They really didn't have to bring Luke back to make him some deranged hermit that almost killed his nephew because of a nightmare. He's just not Luke at that point.
But. But. Rian Johnson subverted expectations🥺 /s
Did you not see empire or Jedi, Yoda hid for the same reason and Luke also almost killed his father.
@@m3tamorphosissystem250 Killing the second executive force in command of the emperor besides Mara Jade is completely the same as Ben Solo showing signs of darkness before. How?
Why didn't Luke sense Kylo's distrust and Snokes presence before?
If your first solutation to a problem is to visit your best friends kid with any weapon you deranged & a bit crazy.
In Episode VI Luke rather died to safe is father from darkness.
Here Luke suddenly has forgotten what he did 30 years ago.
Rey has to remind him.
- They didn't show Luke's reaction to the Death of his best friend Han Solo
- Than he comes to the most unfinable place in the galaxy to die but makes a few gags
- the third lesson is deleted
It makes no sense to say Luke always had darkness in him.
You are completely leaving out the context of Luke attacking Vader.
That's not the same as his blood relative sleeping...
He could have and should have helped Ben as well!
@@999999SkyGuy it’s the same because Vader is Luke’s father, and Luke regretted attacking him anyway. It literally the POINT of the OT, how are you not getting it.
The movies aren't Star Wars at that point.
-That Lucas sold his IP.
-That it was made without his input and direction.
-Disney is the ruiner of franchises.
George Lucas to authors: You can’t kill Luke.
KK: Kills Luke!
Of course... before the sequels, y'all were complaining about how much you hated the prequels and the changes he'd made to the OT with the special editions and how Lucas was, y'know. Ruining the franchise.
Did you seriously take a sin off for "Rey Skywalker" at the end??? 1,000 sins for you.
Couldn't believe it, so I skipped to the end. I've unsubscribed now.
With a million more on the way!
He did and it was fucking great. Hes allowed to like things you dont. 😂
@@MLBlue30 dumb
@@MLBlue30 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Disney's Sequel Trilogy: *exists*
Everyone to EU Legends: "Perhaps we treated you too harshly."
Legends fans from long ago: ya fecking think so...?
@@Sephiroth144here here. I've been a fan since I was 10/11. I love the EU. Especially NJO. And HTTE.
Nah, the Expanded Universe was shit. Shift through a large enough pile of sewage, and you might find a wedding ring that fell down the drain, but that doesn't make the pile of shit gold.
@@alfalafelstine1536 your opinion is shit. the EU was great.
At this point I just don’t accept the sequels as canon. The OT ended and they all lived happily ever after until the Yuuzhan Vong showed up and killed everyone.
This series is worthy of having the longest cinemasins video of all time
And more
In the first movie, Darth Vader needed a black ball droid thingy with a big needle to torture information out of Leia but by this time Rey and Kylo can easily read minds and literally will objects through inter-dimensional spacetime. In the next movie, Jedi will be able to fly at supersonic speed and shoot heat beams from their eyes.
Well leia could already somehow survive the vacuum of space and fly through it soo… your not far off lmao
Yeah!! Now the Force is RIDICLOUSLY SUPER STUPID!! That's what happens when 5-year old kids write movies like this pointless trilogy
I thought they were Angling for making Kylo Ren Rey’s father or brother at first. But then the incompetent writers decided to leave that out and just made him her father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.
Sin 1: the fact that it exist 😂
Sin 2: the fact DISNEY still exists and hasn't collapsed yet.
Honestly the biggest thing that pisses me off in this trilogy was the invention of the Sith Wayfinder when the Holocrons where right there.
Made me so angry. It felt like a slap in the face, just because it was the same thing with a different name. Blatant copying of the homework and only changing the name.
there's one sin you forgot: everyone is able to perfectly understand what BB8 is saying, despite the fact all I hear is 'beep, beep. boop.' and they don't explain WHY they can understand BB8. At least in the original trilogy, C-3PO translated for R2-D2.
Luke understood R2. Yet never explains HOW!
@@danwonder7776 Luke didn't understand R2 in the original trilogy. He either needed C3PO to translate, or the computer on his X-wing to translate. Luke DID however, understand
R2 in The Last Jedi, just like everyone could understand BB8. Once again, with no explanation. It's the Disney sequels that made BB8 and R2 understandable without translators. which makes no sense, IMO>
People been understanding R2 for 40 years bro
Droids like R2 have their own language. It is meant for high speed information transmission, but humans can choose to learn it like any other language.
@@skarnak1 The X-Wing translator was because he was outside of the cockpit. He wouldn't be beeping in Cloud City, giving away their location, if Luke didn't understand him.
Ambitious. Surprised there is no 9 hour version.
Alright, before anyone says it....there was Hope.
Then it died. Jabba sat on it and suffocated it. There was so much potential.
This guy really had the balls to compliment the throne room fight scene
Yeah that was cringe as hell. Dude needs to watch it again but pay attention next time
Timestamp hints:
0:10 Chewie, we’re home.
16:52 No one’s ever really gone.
35:19 They fly now!
What if JJ had the guts to out Rose as a mole in RoS? That one twist would explain Holdo’s secrecy, Rose’s insistence on tagging along on Finn’s mission (and derailing it by illegal parking and going after alien horses instead of the objective), and thwarting Finn’s run on the cannon on Krait.
I get the sentiment, but fans hated Rose so much that it was probably the smarter idea to reduce her character's impact. I don't think marketing Rise of Skywalker as "even more Rose than Last Jedi" would have been a wise move even if well written. First impressions are strong.
@@deepvoicedude4749
Who hated Rose ? Who hated Finn ? Who hated Rey ?
Nobody cared about them...because they didn't have anything that made us care
"Something Palpatine returned" is slowly become more legendary than "It's Morbin Time"
There is one thing that is REALLY great about the Sequel Trilogy:
It made us appreciate how good the Prequel Trilogy actually was.
Probably the only reason that disney made the sequel trilogy.
Also, you could watch the sequel trilogy in any order and it would still make 0 sense.
The Prequel Trilogy was *crap* and the main reason Lucas sold the franchise to Disney, remember? Just because the Sequel Trilogy was even worse, it doesn't make the prequels good.
@@Euclides287The Prequels are actually decent, with ROTS being phenomenal
@@Euclides287 "The lesser of two evils". In general most of the good writing in the franchise came from spin off stuff, which Disney decided they were too lazy to work around so they threw 99% of it in the bin.
@@Gamer3427can’t blame Disney for that, Lucas always said that the EU was not canon and was fanfiction. He hated most of it, especially the bringing back the Emperor a billion times. Lucas stated that only films, book adaptations of the films, the tv shows, cartoons and comics are canon.
Disney has proven with it’s rendition of Star Wars that the current writers strike was indeed a good thing.
The biggest sin is “Somehow Palpatine returned”
"It exists." sums it up in its entirety.
"Somehow, it sequel'd."
That’s the least convincing argument I’ve ever heard
Never forget this man called the throne room battle "well-choreographed"
Please tell me he did not take off 3 sins for "Rey... Rey Skywalker"
He did, and it was fucking great. 😂
What happened to the “Knights of Ren”? I recall that being some plot point in the first movie but never touched on in the second or finale
They are the ones fighting light side Kylo Ren at the ending of the last garbage, I mean movie
Like a lot of things, the writers just changed their minds about it halfway through the story
They were in The Rise of Skywalker, but like Phasma, Snoke, and Hux, they were wasted.
@@tsarnicholasii6679that was such a dumb twist. All these idiots saying
‘It was amazing! It showed you didn’t have to be related to someone special to become special yourself!’
Yeah, we already f ing knew that.
Who’s yodas mama? Obi wans dad? Mace windus grandparents? Absolute nobodies. The whole point of the prequel-original era was force sensitive kids, kids born randomly with force powers to boring nobody parents. That was never a twist.
Feels like I've gotta sin cinemasins for not sinning the part where Rey should have died in the red guard fight but was saved by the editing room when they removed a guards weapon between cuts 😂
Or twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
I've always wondered why people weren't more upset by that. She clearly reacts like something has happened to her in that shot. It feels pretty obvious that they reworked the ending because it seems like she was originally supposed to be injured in that scene.
The snokes throne room fight scene had terrible choreography
Yes! Thank you for mentioning that!
I've seen swordsmanship experts breaking down that fight scene and they tore it to pieces. It doesn't deserve a sin off at any point 😂
Now do a mega sin video with all the Star Wars movies you’ve ever sinned combined
The sequel triology is so painful to watch and many people start thinking the prequel triology is a masterpiece.
I feel like it would’ve been way better if Rey just accepted her Palpatine name to prove that good can come from a line of evil. Luke didn’t change his name cause his dad was Darth Vader.
I'm surprised this video isn't a year long.
What was missing was story, interesting characters, and talented writers.
You seem to have subtracted 3 Sins for Rey pretending she is a Skywalker instead adding 100. 👎
2:55 lore wise this would totally happen as it happened a lot during the Battle of Hoth offscreen and plus she's on Jakku, where all of the Empire fought All of the Rebellion in canon
20:43 no actually stuff like Tibanna Gas is used for fuel and the TIE's wings are actually solar panels
21:04 hey runs in the family
21:12 no but it kills Admiral Ackbar in the most disappointing way possible
23:05 a cycle refers to a day on a planet since all planets have different lengths of days
38:08 Lightspeed is a form of transport that sends the ship into an alternate dimension or if space was a flat sheet hyperspace is under it so it is possible to run into objects in hyperspace if they are heavy enough, so Hyperspace lanes are marked out areas of space that are safe for travel without anything deadly in way so lightspeed skipping is plausible but them not dying is stupidly unlikely, however TIEs following them makes no sense since they don't have hyperdrives
43:07 All this did was remind me why the prequels are better because of course C3P0 wouldn't be allowed to say a language that a large religion forbids at the time as Jedi and Sith languages do exist by why a protocol droid of all things know what said language is if you don't want people to say it
46:18 I can never unsee the fact that the Knights of Ren's weapons look so fake here
48:30 Jeez once you notice that Ren doesn't even need to dodge because Rey isn't swinging at him this scene just looks stupid
49:46 Fun fact, all the star destroyers in this film are just scaled up models from Rogue One and that includes the windows and bridge
51:56 I may have shown that some parts of the movie do somewhat make sense but this only happens with ion storms (nebulas that are electrically charged)
52:36 Ion cannons are blue, turbolasers are green and red, and mass drivers are either blue or orange, none of these weapons are ion cannons
52:50 just tilt the ship and that star destroyer in the back would be clipping into the command ship plus this would also imply the command ship would have turned 90 degrees as they landed
54:49 also how did Ben get here, he used a TIE/FN Fighter, a fighter notorious for a lack of a hyperdrive, no shields, weak to asteroids, and a complete lack of life support, so you're telling me Ben found a TIE Fighter and spacesuit that wasn't blown to bits from the Death Star, manage to travel 1000s of light years from Endor to Exegol without a hyperdrive, navigate the hellscape being basically blind from the Tie and suit, and made it there in less than an hour, he didn't even walk into frame from it
55:55 yeah but what about that other nav-tower on the ground
57:10 I'm pretty sure that Anakin was angrily digging up his lightsabers because its burried in sand of all things plus this scene disappoints literally all the og and prequel fans
I've come to the conclusion that Disney's Star Wars sequel trilogy was basically a middle finger to it's legions of fans while also saying "we're going to create our own trilogy."
With Blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the trilogy!
Nostalgia is a strong drug
And Disney became the biggest dealer of all
That said, I'd say that the real example of "nostalgia" is retroactively acting like the the Original Trilogy and Prequels AREN'T deeply flawed. Because... they are. They really are. The whole saga is a wildly uneven experience from beginning to end, full of plot holes, retcons, silly dialogue, and character development that happens mostly offscreen, between movies. But we roll with it because it's entertaining.
@@sim4344 That being said, I have a feeling Generations Z and Alpha will chime in on the Internet about loving the Sequel Trilogy when they grow up.
After all, I think this relatively newfound love people have for the Prequel Trilogy is coming from young Millennials and older Zoomers that grew up with it and weren't even thought of when the Original Trilogy was released.
@@killerb255I'm Gen z and I'll never love that dumpster fire.
Question: if they decide to make a trilogy of movies set after Rise of Skywalker, what are they gonna call it?
The Empire Strikes Back on the awakened force of the Rise of Skywalker the Last Jedi
A dumpster fire
Garbage
It doesn't matter, nobody will care
Cancelled
As for Leia naming her son after Kenobi, she did have a relationship with him as per the Kenobi series
Two things: that wasn't written at the time, and including that relationship made no sense.
@@simpleanswer8954she did literally send him a ‘help me obi wan’ holo message though. She obviously thought he was her only chance and he literally came through for her. Kenobi came and saved her and is the reason all this kicked off. He’s the most important light side character in the universe.
@@Burn-nf3fo It made no sense. If they already knew each other she wouldn't have had to explain who her father was in the message. End of story. They had no relationship, they weren't supposed to have met. The people who write this garbage just have no ability to write anything people care about without dragging out the old characters over and over again.
And it works because they know a good chunk of their audience is like you. Unable to see the problems and willing to defend it with explanations that don't make any sense.
Only an hour? With THIS topic, I was expecting to be here for a week or more.
This trilogy could’ve been so great in the hands of talented writers who weren’t committed to pushing T H E M E S S A G E!
And actually giving it to one director to tell the story.
What message? And how is a message pushed?
Even the original trilogy has THREE directors
@@tsarnicholasii6679but it isn’t a joke. It truly is THE MESSAGE.
You could just end it at “talented writers”. And this trilogy being a reset button is a biggest problem.
The Sequel trilogy solution isn't having one director (the OT had three), the solution is having a story planned out from the beginning and following through with it.
I think you kiddos aren’t understanding what a director actually does. Atleast what they used to do. They weren’t the sole dictator of what happens in the film. Especially not with Star Wars.
You took sins OFF for Rey "Skywalker"?????
The “There is another Skywalker” line was more accurate than you could have ever know 😳😭
Man, SO MUCH WASTED POTENTIAL with these freaking movies. Why didn't Disney just watch Abrams' Star Trek movies and see the audience reactions from them before hiring him smh.
If two random people could figure out how the First Order tracked them through light speed in 10 seconds after they said it was “ImPoSsiBLe!” Then why hasn’t anyone done it before 😐😑😐
Definitely not a spy on the ships, nosireebob... Frankly, I'd look at the two people who suggested how the FO tracked them- they had that answer on standby.
Me after seeing the title: Yes
Me after watching the video: more. MORE
Only have an issue with 2 sins.
“Wouldnt Luke be in all the history books? How do you think he’s a myth?”
Yes in all the history books she’s acquired on a dessert planet she’s been on by herself since she was a small child. Word of mouth is the only way she’s probably even heard of Luke in the first place, and given Rays limited scope of the galaxy, it makes sense she thinks a dude with magic powers is just a myth.
Also fuel is a real thing is starwars. A huge struggle in building the original rebellion against the empire was quite the fuel required for a war effort because the empire control all the fuel mines and refineries.
Also that tether on the tie fighter you sinned in force awakens is in fact a fuel line.
Fuel is a real thing? The original rebellion struggled for sources? What is this from?
@@Caseytify they get fuel from Gas giants like Bespin, they call it Tibanna Gas and is used to power every ship you see in the film, the only exception were the main trilogy's TIE Fighter which fun Fact: the wings are solar pannels which power the TIE with only more advanced models using fuel
But tie fighters use their solar panel wings to recharge. They don't need fuel😂😂
I'm surprised the video's only an hour long.
Oh my god. Somehow Palpatine returned
That should've gotten a million Sins alone. F*** that movie.
I know a lot of people always hope and argue what is Star Wars cannon...
BUT CAN WE PLEASE just this one time wish that this trilogy WASN'T cannon??
He could have just said “the trilogy” and rewarded them 10000 sins and everything would have been fine
Soo... thing about the theory of Hyperspace (It's a real scientific theory that Star Wars used perfectly until the last 3 movies), is that technically while it is a form of FTL, it's also a concept most people fail to understand. What grants hyper space the advantage over Warp is that the ship in question electromagnetically vibrates at a harmonic resonance that is out of phase with everything around it. Making it effectively a form of "Vibro" technology where it's molecular mass is vibrating so fast and at a frequency that is different than normal matter, that it's atoms pass through other atoms not vibrating at the "normal" resonance of other celestial objects, which is in turn how a ship is able to achieve light speed. The theory is that by vibrating out of phase with most other objects it has a more efficient escalation to faster speeds due to a complete reduction of drag. That being said; jumping into and out of Hyper speed will allow a ship to ignore "most" other objects, except those objects that might have an energy field (such as a force field) that could resonate on or near the same frequency vibration. While they don't show it in the movie, it is possible for ships in hyperspace to actually collide, crash, attack, and even encounter other objects that may harmonically resonant differently than normal space time. Which is mainly why Hyperspace is NEVER used inside a planet, around stars, or more importantly as a weapon for crashing into other ship or through force fields. Because it's unknown what would actually happen in these cases, and it could very likely cause catastrophic problems for both the ships, crew, and anything else they encounter while in Hyperspace.
~ So what makes matters worse is that the writers of the last trilogy never bothered to research what the theory of "Hyper space" is, how it applied to the Star Wars universe, and just assumed it was "like" Star treks "Warp" technology and applied "Warp theory" to a completely different set of scientific rules. Which makes all of the Hyper space scenes absolutely ridiculous, broken and frankly "unrealistic" because "math" was apparently too hard.
NEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDD
That mention of Star Trek warp logic is most likely on point when you realize that J.J Abrams, director and one of the writers of 2 out of 3 films from that thrilogy, made 2 star trek movies before that project. The fact that he didn't make middle movie also kinda explains why some characters and storylines are magicaly missing from it, for e.g. Knights of Ren. It was writed and directed by different guy then the other 2, which just bringed even more chaos to that thrilogy.
@@SavedByFaith9981 - Without "Nerd's" you wouldn't have your cellphone, internet, computers, or most technology you depend upon. So shut your trap. ;p
Don't you just love it when the fanbois start quoting pseudo science? 😆
"The force awakens is not a science lesson"
-J.J Abrams😂😂
Having never watched any of your videos on Star Wars, it’s nice you did this.
As someone who hates the sequels as much as the next guy, my only excuse for the Star Destroyer not seeing Rey and Finn when they escape Jakku is the fact that it was on the other side of the planet.
Because they just casually want to be on the other side of the planet.
The first time I watched the rise of skywalker, I fell asleep then woke up around the final battle. I never fall asleep during movies, so me falling asleep says a lot
I’m gonna watch this later today but I’ll be highly highly disappointed if there isn’t 1000+ sins😂
OK, at the ultimate end scene.
Lando got out his little black book and told everybody he had pictures.
I didn’t know that it was legal to play the entirety of one movie, let alone three, for free on RUclips
To answer your question on why the sith only made 2 is because of the sith rule of 2 so it actually makes some sense
"The ending is GREAT!?" About her claiming Luke's last name? Like... the biggest travesty of Mary Sueness ever witnessed? Sheezus guys...
10:10 Wait, he shouted "raider" ? I'm pretty sure he shouted "traitor". Which is a sin, since he'd have to have a history with the guy to know he was a traitor. What does "Raider" mean here?
I need 8 hours of CinenaSins to fall asleep to
I love how you even went out of your way to appreciate the decent moments and then summarily smack it around like the dog chew toy it is the rest of the time. Nice. I was so irritated I missed the decent stuff in a couple of spots.
32:49 is genuinely the only time in existence our host is surprised by anything and removes more than four sins.
not defending the sequel trilogy, but 0:32, I assumed it was a silhouette, not a shadow, because it also blocks the stars behind it
Palpatine should have been BROUGHT back by his old Master and focus the movie more around that... So in trilogy, he would have been used as "stalking horse", so to speak
Vader stopped blaster bolts in midair in the Dark Horse comics. Which is probably where Disney got the idea from, and as far as I know Dark Horse comics are still cannon.
canon, not cannon.
Sequel Trilogy summed up in 3 sentences:
1. I’M THE SPY!
2. I’M THE SPY!
3. I’M THE SPY!
I've pinpointed the moment I finally subscribed to CinemaSins: "Where's the danger? Or does she only have enough fuel for one space resurrection?!"
the skywalker saga was over with return of the jedi.
i will NEVER accept disney star wars as canon.
Sin 1: No George Lucas involvement
Sin 2: Killing the EU
Sin 3: No original trio on camera together.
"Artifacts from the original trilogy are more easily found than pop-up ads on a porn site" had me ROLLING
Yo, props on the “mad mad mad mad world” throw back shout out. Excellent movie.
Oh gawd hold on I need to get my popcorn ready for this amazing film REVIEW!!
Hearing someone say Ghost Recon brings life to my soul.
*Return of the Jedi* **Upgrade** *Force Awakens* **Shit go back** *Last Jedi* **I SAID GO BACK**
Ren breaks the compass, and the only way forward is with him, and then she tries to kill him? 😂😂😂
She’s struggling with the dark side, give her a break
I always thought that 1 of the 5 planets was Coruscant. It was the way that the First Order eradicated planets closest to the heart of the Republic(and the HQ).
JJ wanted to destroy Coruscant, but Lucasfilm stopped him so he moved the Republic to Hosnian Prime and blew that planet up.
If they did that then thats even worse. Coruscant is the heart of the galaxy in Star Wars, not just the heart of the Republic. Disney literally destroyed everything the original trilogy, and the prequels made.
What sequels? I'm gonna report this video as fake news, we all know that are no such things as a Star Wars sequel after the prequel.
20:42 there is mention of feul in Star Wars, in the prequels, when Obi Wan went to see if Grevious was on Utapau, he asked for fuel for his starfighter
I always thought it was strange for Rey to wear sunglasses in the star destroyer, then take them off in the sun?!
Fuel from smaller ships was a great burn, that would make too much sense tho. The sequels really didn’t thrive on details like that, they were too busy cramming 6 hours of movie storyline into an 1hr and 45 mins or so lol great job as always guys 👑
AND...he took sins off for the holdo manuver? That alone breaks starwars, why didn't the just use a droid to fly an x wing through the star destroyer? Or just attach tungsten rods to light speed engines...
Took sins off for some "awesome" things that were not at all "awesome"
I'm surprised this is only one hour.
I gotta say I was surprised not to see you sin the fact that Rey can just do everything ex machina style
Rey is the ultimate Mary Sue character. Luke had his Mary Sue moments sure, but at least he was still a flawed character who was never perfect at the beginning. Rey on the other hand can do everything flawlessly on the fly. She can do Jedi mind tricks without any previous training whereas most Jedi have to spend weeks training just to even lift rocks like Luke did and years of training just to even do anything meaningful with the Force. Rey can fight with a lightsaber perfectly and can easily use the Force first try without even thinking about it.
The sin for Kylo being named Ben at 14:01 is no longer valid due to the Kenobi series
But nobody watched that it liked it so no, the sin stands.
Well think about it from leias point of view.
She was captured by space himmler. Pretty sure she was about to die and the rebellion would fail.
She sends out a final Hail Mary message in a bottle asking obi wan to help her as he’s her only hope.
Whilst in prison, obi wan literally comes and saves her, saving the rebellion and kicking off the entire collapse of the empire. Obi wan then continues to help her and her brother as a force ghost.
If you had any intelligence to think about it from her POV, he would be idolised by her, more than luke.
Okay, so why does Kenobi and Vader's duel in EP. 4 seem like they just met for the first time in for ever? This thing of fans making excuses for terrible writing is just pathetic
Right off the bat, they made a mistake I believe. That isn't a shadow of the ship. It's a silhouette of the ship.
47:36...i just do what the cocaine tells me...😂😂😂sums up this trilogy😂😂😂😂
Rs6 rouge spear is such an unexpected reference lol. Nice
0:30 or it's just the destroyer covering the planet ( it is in between the planet and the camera). Planets reflect light damnit
10:58 Luke and Leia did train very very extensively, Leia is a master jedi at this point in the timeline, but she figured she could do more as a politician and leader of the resistance. Leia knows everything Luke knows
The "only 2" way finders thing makes sense because of the Sith rule of two.
You really think Abrams actually thought of this when making that movie? Also, if they knew of that rule, why not just call them holocrons?
@@orboakin8074 oh no I don't. He was too busy trying to "subvert everyone's expectations" to give a crap about anything that anyone would like or care about. I'm just saying that for us since it goes along the continuity of what Yoda said in the phantom menace about there always being 2 Sith.
Surprised you didn’t just upload Episodes 8 and 9
I felt sorry for Kelly Marie Tran. She basically got sideline and ignored for the final film, after receiving so much backlash against fans who didn't like her character.
Her character was trash. Hence the reaction.
They did the same to Finn and he was a fan favorite
Her character is by far the worst. Right next to Rey.
@timy9197 once they used her to shield criticism and virtue signal, her usefulness was gone.
@@jdzspace33someone gets it.
At 57:02: Oh, poor Chewie, he didn't get a medal- *where the hell was Wedge's Medal?!?* Seriously, dude should have a Scrooge McDuckian vault filled with them, but all I hear about is "poor Chewie"- the walking carpet sat side-saddle and didn't do jack in the Battle of Yavin except showed up; Wedge saved Luke multiple times during Yavin- not to mention at Hoth, Endor and so on (and that's just on screen).
WHERE THE HELL ARE WEDGE'S MEDALS?
I know It's your show, but that resistance for 5 minutes should be 100 Sins. At least.
*This is just what we needed, and mostly right now.*