Fantastic Four (2005) Pitch Meeting

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  • @buckiesmalls
    @buckiesmalls 4 года назад +3755

    "Why doesn't her invisible powers fully work?"
    "Unclear."
    "I see."

    • @anthonyb4479
      @anthonyb4479 4 года назад +77

      un-CLEAR

    • @buckiesmalls
      @buckiesmalls 4 года назад +14

      @@anthonyb4479 Your comment is unclear?

    • @anthonyb4479
      @anthonyb4479 4 года назад +52

      @@buckiesmalls unclear
      cause
      she's supposed to be see through
      but instead of being clear
      she's un-clear
      geddit

    • @buckiesmalls
      @buckiesmalls 4 года назад +41

      @@anthonyb4479 Is that not the exact joke i made in the original post?
      readdit

    • @anthonyb4479
      @anthonyb4479 4 года назад +15

      @@buckiesmalls yeah i was
      sorta just
      restating to display understanding

  • @diymatt
    @diymatt 5 лет назад +5459

    I can't stop watching these. It's like somebody giving me an endless supply of funny.

    • @gsil247
      @gsil247 5 лет назад +175

      Right. And its super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @jhupp8707
      @jhupp8707 5 лет назад +94

      I’m running low on my supply of Pitch Meetings I haven’t seen. I’m growing quite depressed.

    • @marclewis5505
      @marclewis5505 4 года назад +41

      Yeah yeah yeah!

    • @ieatgremlins
      @ieatgremlins 4 года назад +18

      Welcome to the club lol

    • @bobmeomartino2069
      @bobmeomartino2069 4 года назад +31

      Watching these is tight.

  • @sitcomchristian6886
    @sitcomchristian6886 2 года назад +1116

    I'm just gonna say though, when Ben can't pick up the engagement ring off the ground because of his rock fingers, that was really sad.

    • @maxwellquipey1
      @maxwellquipey1 Год назад +47

      Man, that woman is such a female dog...

    • @dmi5664
      @dmi5664 Год назад +82

      That was unscripted, he just couldn't manage it in costume and the director liked the moment it created

    • @maxwellquipey1
      @maxwellquipey1 Год назад +40

      @@dmi5664 I would've kept that in, too.

    • @goldrichmabotha3128
      @goldrichmabotha3128 Год назад +22

      Very sad man,😢infact Ben was the saddest charecter man,

    • @alecpowers8591
      @alecpowers8591 Год назад +2

      I would just say well iam bulletproof and have super strength iam good

  • @TedOfNod
    @TedOfNod 4 года назад +1871

    “Physically impossible lovemaking is tight.”
    Yeah, maybe too tight.

    • @collinsquires410
      @collinsquires410 4 года назад +47

      That scary moment when there's no wrong hole...because there is no hole!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jempe93
      @jempe93 4 года назад +51

      Hentai has entered the chat

    • @philvess6376
      @philvess6376 3 года назад +10

      Hell yeah, ask the hamster what HE think about it.

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 3 года назад +17

      So many characters have powers that complicate thier love life.
      "Man Of Steel, Woman Of Kleenex."

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 3 года назад +10

      @@jempe93 Hentai gets real impossible, and the more impossible it is, the better it is.

  • @zakberliner7926
    @zakberliner7926 3 года назад +206

    I absolutely love the cut to Norman Osborn from the first Spider-Man movie when the writer discusses Victor turning on senior guys in the company! 😂

  • @joshg1555
    @joshg1555 5 лет назад +7564

    Dropping everything to watch Pitch Meetings is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @zwergz1122
    @zwergz1122 5 лет назад +442

    "Reaching the temperature of the sun is impossible"
    Human Torch: "Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience"

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 5 лет назад +2

      Captain America:*

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 5 лет назад +1

      @@karthikpolpakkaramana (Gasps)Really?

    • @daff42
      @daff42 5 лет назад +2

      @@karthikpolpakkaramana Wowwowwow

    • @B.Moore-Ready
      @B.Moore-Ready 5 лет назад +1

      WAIT WHAT?

    • @SubjectDelta20
      @SubjectDelta20 4 дня назад

      I wonder if he could get so hot he'd singlehandedly burn up all the oxygen in the atmosphere? Or set the oxygen on fire?

  • @unknownyoutuber2007
    @unknownyoutuber2007 5 лет назад +420

    4:28 "So then the Fantastic Four all become super famous heroes, ya know 'cuz they stopped THE THING that they caused."
    Ben: *( ._.)*

    • @orinanime
      @orinanime 4 года назад +14

      The best and most underappreciated comment in this thread

  • @IzzySarru
    @IzzySarru 4 года назад +1137

    I always assumed Johnny's high temp at the beginning was a result of him not knowing how to control his powers, not just a permanent thing he now deals with.

    • @NecropsY1
      @NecropsY1 3 года назад +32

      he just had STD's

    • @kriss3907
      @kriss3907 3 года назад +30

      Huh...never thought about that.

    • @IzzySarru
      @IzzySarru 3 года назад +135

      @@kriss3907 It tracks with how everyone else experiences their powers. Richards gets a bit stretchy without meaning too, Thing breaks stuff all the time, and Sue can't control when she goes invisible right off the bat.

    • @docsavage8640
      @docsavage8640 3 года назад +63

      A good script would have resolved that with a few words.

    • @NYC_Goody
      @NYC_Goody 3 года назад +21

      @@EventualWarlord yeah, but aside from all that, the movie was still completely ass.

  • @edwardkasozi92
    @edwardkasozi92 4 года назад +1790

    Me: How come none of these pitches ever get rejected?
    Ans: Because
    Me: well OK then

    • @user-zj9rr6yc4u
      @user-zj9rr6yc4u 4 года назад +41

      Have you not seen how many extremely successful Movies Screenwriter guy produces? Start rejecting him and he might stop only working with a single studio executive guy. You don't mess with the guy that writes all the movies.

    • @ticurtis
      @ticurtis 4 года назад +12

      I Don' t Knowww!!!

    • @TheArtis4n
      @TheArtis4n 4 года назад +7

      Wowowow

    • @buckiesmalls
      @buckiesmalls 4 года назад +5

      That works.

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 4 года назад +2

      Well you see only the accepted ones make it to his youtube channel. If he made a pitch meeting about a fictitious movie that doesn't exist because it was never made because it was shot down at the ground floor, no one would care, because they want to see him make fun of actual bad movies.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 лет назад +2400

    "Physically impossible love making is tight!"
    Noice

    • @crusader7659
      @crusader7659 5 лет назад +39

      geardog24 What about emotionally impossible love making? Is that tight, because that’s about all I can hope for.

    • @markuhler2664
      @markuhler2664 5 лет назад +5

      So you can go screw yourself? Not you of course. Unless you're an asshole.

    • @smvml89
      @smvml89 5 лет назад +13

      Kamasutra lovers approve this statement 👍

    • @elimDBZ
      @elimDBZ 5 лет назад +1

      Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @sauron6064
      @sauron6064 5 лет назад +5

      It is really tight if it’s giant wiener 😂

  • @grumpyoldman3458
    @grumpyoldman3458 5 лет назад +5028

    I didn't watch Fantastic 4 'cause I missed Fantastic 1 through 3.

    • @hooty8219
      @hooty8219 5 лет назад +91

      Every one did

    • @roygreem5326
      @roygreem5326 5 лет назад +197

      Only 1 and 2 are worth the watch It’s been downfall since 3

    • @giraffebirth
      @giraffebirth 5 лет назад +55

      MCU should ACTUALLY name the movie Fantastic 4.. 1 and 2 was the 2005 franchise and 3 was the reboot

    • @leonardalexander162
      @leonardalexander162 5 лет назад +30

      @@roygreem5326 You didn't get the joke

    • @real_nosferatu
      @real_nosferatu 5 лет назад +85

      @@leonardalexander162 no u

  • @gurugeorge
    @gurugeorge 5 лет назад +182

    "Wow, what a horrible nurse - and patient." :D

  • @sagarraisinghani8676
    @sagarraisinghani8676 3 года назад +553

    "was this whole thing just an excuse to show a woman in her underwear"
    "oh yeah absolutely"
    "as long as we're clear"
    😂😂😂

    • @FindingMyself90
      @FindingMyself90 3 года назад +24

      I feel Joss whedon had input on this

    • @bensenzo
      @bensenzo 3 года назад +1

      @@FindingMyself90 what?

    • @enderduck4253
      @enderduck4253 3 года назад +1

      @@bensenzo Joss Whedon has a history of focusing way too much on showing everyone how hot his female cast is, often to the point where it's uncomfortable for said cast. Watch the Justice League movie (not Snyder cut) and notice how often the camera is pointed at Diana's ass.

    • @GeorgeEugeneBarrett
      @GeorgeEugeneBarrett 2 года назад +3

      @Joshua Cline - oh ffs.

    • @tommyvercetti1111
      @tommyvercetti1111 2 года назад

      A woman in her underwear is tight .

  • @Haaris.Qureshi
    @Haaris.Qureshi 5 лет назад +1725

    ‘Physically impossible lovemaking is tight!’
    Hm. In a way that kinda sounds like it’d make sense.

  • @CheeksE-yi8mt
    @CheeksE-yi8mt 5 лет назад +3081

    No joke about Johnny Storm looking exactly like Captain America? That would’ve been TIGHT

    • @thefuzzyone933
      @thefuzzyone933 5 лет назад +116

      You do know that it is a pitch meeting FF4? Pre-MCU; it wasnt even an idea yet. So it would be kinda weird to make a reference that hasn't happened yet.

    • @mattparker1881
      @mattparker1881 5 лет назад +341

      @@thefuzzyone933 actually it would be super easy. Barely an inconvenience

    • @courtney-ray
      @courtney-ray 5 лет назад +71

      I thought he’d tie it in somehow. There are lots of times pitch meetings references movies “in the future”.

    • @amateur-madman3047
      @amateur-madman3047 5 лет назад +21

      The Fuzzy One He does stuff like that all the time

    • @GoodOldGamer
      @GoodOldGamer 5 лет назад +19

      Low hanging fruit. I mean, they could do that all day. 😏

  • @billcasey3492
    @billcasey3492 5 лет назад +589

    "Does saying 'I Don't Know' over and over again qualify as a catch phrase?"
    "I Don't Know"

  • @noahclark7603
    @noahclark7603 5 лет назад +806

    Do the “Ice Age” pitch meeting
    “I was thinking we could make five of these movies”
    “Why?”
    “Because”
    “That works”

    • @mr.farrowsclass6592
      @mr.farrowsclass6592 5 лет назад +47

      "Why?"
      "Because money"
      "Oh, I love money"

    • @ryanal4923
      @ryanal4923 5 лет назад +12

      Why?
      Because
      Very good reasoning you should be on a debate team.

    • @Luna1328-u
      @Luna1328-u 5 лет назад +13

      @@mr.farrowsclass6592 "loving money is *T I G H T*"

    • @hectorarredondo6929
      @hectorarredondo6929 5 лет назад +1

      Noah Clark well the reason is money

    • @somethingsuperbland8829
      @somethingsuperbland8829 5 лет назад +2

      I’ve never wanted something more in my life

  • @OfentseMwaseFilms
    @OfentseMwaseFilms 4 года назад +1673

    Ben going back into that machine is the stupidest thing to ever happen in Marvel.

    • @jimbomacgee3499
      @jimbomacgee3499 4 года назад +73

      It’s cloberrin time, bietch

    • @zmpjacksoncomics2077
      @zmpjacksoncomics2077 4 года назад +58

      No the film is

    • @MetalGamer666
      @MetalGamer666 3 года назад +268

      So the machine backed up his specific super powers and the re-applied it when he stepped back into the machine?
      If anyone else would have stepped back into the machine, would they have gotten rock powers as well?
      Or did the machine just apply super-power radiation to anyone, and his body would always turn that into rock powers?
      If it's the latter, can the machine turn anyone into a super hero?
      If they have a super hero creation machine, wouldn't that have huge implications?

    • @jimbomacgee3499
      @jimbomacgee3499 3 года назад +161

      @@MetalGamer666 Look, the specifics don’t matter. Don’t overthink it.
      What matters is that it’s cloberrin time, bietch

    • @countluke2334
      @countluke2334 3 года назад +11

      @@jimbomacgee3499 What it bietch? Do you mean beach?

  • @aivreescend7945
    @aivreescend7945 5 лет назад +256

    "So he set the Sky on Fire?"
    I don't know why but i burst in laughter hearing him saying it nonchalantly.

    • @snapdragon9300
      @snapdragon9300 3 года назад +4

      Possibly, fireworks are a thing.😀

    • @zakarijenkins341
      @zakarijenkins341 2 года назад +1

      I cried

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 5 месяцев назад

      Interesting trivia, some people thought that was a real possibility the first time they initiated an uncontrolled atomic chain reaction (the atomic bomb). Or just the entire world, or known universe, would be destroyed. But they didn't the think that would _probably_ happen so they just went ahead. Just like how they set up the first operating atomic pile in an old gym right in the middle of Chicago with a guy with an axe to cut a rope to drop the control rods if it went out of control, which they were _pretty sure_ would stop the reaction before it exploded in a radioactive cloud, if they reacted within the few seconds it would take before it got dangerous. Good times.

  • @vicholtreman1405
    @vicholtreman1405 5 лет назад +407

    "Feels like he could have done that in his human form with, like, a wrench."
    LOL

  • @DFWL
    @DFWL 5 лет назад +309

    The freaking explosion scared me. A change in format is tight!

  • @reidmcallister5206
    @reidmcallister5206 5 лет назад +228

    that looks like some kind of life threatening catastrophe we have to deal with
    Oh thats not good
    *fades to black*
    Wow wow wow what a crazy wild situation we just lived through

    • @bazzvid64
      @bazzvid64 5 лет назад +2

      *we just lived through you and I

    • @terrasquad1134
      @terrasquad1134 5 лет назад +2

      Yea we all watched the video. But thanks anyway

    • @thanesgames9685
      @thanesgames9685 5 лет назад

      This would later be the inspiration for the writers of GOT 8:3!

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 лет назад +1

      IKR fading to black can solve any problem. Being robbed at gun point simply fade to black

    • @htxphoenix1994
      @htxphoenix1994 5 лет назад +1

      Ronald Mcdonald typing a long paragraph making people think it’s an original thought, however it’s a paragraph of an exact event from a video we all just watched is TIGHT.

  • @sablebranwen2539
    @sablebranwen2539 5 лет назад +587

    How is the movie even _worse_ than I remember? At least Marvel realized Chris Evans could be a great superhero in the right hands.

    • @dude_8434
      @dude_8434 5 лет назад +68

      Recasting is tight.

    • @silversmoke8398
      @silversmoke8398 4 года назад +19

      Fantastic 4 movie is better than most of the MCU imo

    • @ecliptorcalrissian5014
      @ecliptorcalrissian5014 4 года назад +62

      At least it's better than the 2015 edition.

    • @scroogemcduck8509
      @scroogemcduck8509 4 года назад +49

      I actually loved it as a kid so I’m just nostalgic about both Fantastic Fours

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 4 года назад +1

      Evan's was the best actor

  • @jimnasium3208
    @jimnasium3208 5 лет назад +242

    I like how he says "I don't know"

  • @RileyRedux
    @RileyRedux 5 лет назад +767

    Must be hard to watch these videos within 5 seconds of them being uploaded every time.
    Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience!

    • @badabingmike
      @badabingmike 5 лет назад +10

      Watching them within 5 seconds of being uploaded is tight.

    • @babyjesuslovesme1219
      @babyjesuslovesme1219 5 лет назад +5

      What’s hard is whenever I see a new pitch meeting video and play it everyone in my house suddenly wants my attention. Every single time :(

    • @bearbrand6626
      @bearbrand6626 5 лет назад +2

      @@badabingmike YeahYeahYeah

  • @thebattlefieldclone9852
    @thebattlefieldclone9852 5 лет назад +225

    "Physically impossible love making is tight" lmao

    • @Zokyden
      @Zokyden 5 лет назад +7

      @@Kugrox shut up meg

    • @manamongmen3381
      @manamongmen3381 5 лет назад +1

      I mean, it really is. Seriously. No amount of lube will help.

  • @dv9239
    @dv9239 5 лет назад +117

    " what a horrible nurse and patient"
    Lol😂😂😂

  • @federicopalacios7439
    @federicopalacios7439 3 года назад +82

    I like how he shows a scene from Spiderman when mentioning that Doom loses his mind.

  • @ashchaya7676
    @ashchaya7676 5 лет назад +283

    Even if I did have super stretchy long arms, I would still want to be standing in front of what I'm writing.

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 3 года назад +19

      It would be useful to get more toilet paper if you had only a square to spare.

    • @robertmorris8997
      @robertmorris8997 2 года назад +1

      @@nosuchthing8 It's how you use that square that makes all the difference.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 Год назад

      @@nosuchthing8Elaine

  • @adit.ajikumar
    @adit.ajikumar 5 лет назад +457

    "so then he did a back flip snap bad guy's neck and saves the day" Please say this in pitch meetings

    • @Zokyden
      @Zokyden 5 лет назад +6

      Sounds like the best ending ever

    • @gronkgrunk
      @gronkgrunk 5 лет назад +11

      Putting this Tight ending into the next Pitch Meeting should be Super Easy, Barely An Inconvenience, Ryan!

    • @liveactionlink8736
      @liveactionlink8736 5 лет назад +15

      The world is not ready for such an ambitious crossover

    • @sparkyk24
      @sparkyk24 5 лет назад +6

      Keep lying to me

    • @dhruvgirgenti8268
      @dhruvgirgenti8268 5 лет назад

      Adi Aji no

  • @96grunge
    @96grunge 5 лет назад +542

    *”So, was it hard for the Fantastic 4 get back to Earth?”*
    Actually, super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @EthanBeer6
      @EthanBeer6 5 лет назад +24

      Fading to black is tight!

    • @ghanigaming8353
      @ghanigaming8353 5 лет назад

      yeah yeah yeah

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 лет назад

      The same way Sandra Bullock arrived back to earth in gravity

    • @AlphanuberLeo
      @AlphanuberLeo 5 лет назад +1

      They were secretly rescued by the X-men. Back in the days when the X-men were in permanent stealth mode.

    • @Frosty1979
      @Frosty1979 5 лет назад +1

      @@AndreNitroX Also the same way way most characters survived the undeads attack on Winterfell In GoT.

  • @scottmiller1418
    @scottmiller1418 5 лет назад +694

    Do Rise of Silver surfer next!
    “Yeah He’s gonna fight Galactus
    What’s he look like?
    Well what’s the most imposing and frightening thing ever?
    Giant monster? Space Demon?
    Clouds!
    What?”

    • @estefanolivares4159
      @estefanolivares4159 5 лет назад +50

      "Yeah it's a giant cloud that's bigger than the earth and is going to eat it"
      Producer: "wow I bet that's going to be hard to stop"
      "Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience "
      Producer:" oh really"

    • @soonamisapphire2425
      @soonamisapphire2425 5 лет назад +2

      Scott Miller tight

    • @gruskek
      @gruskek 5 лет назад +13

      Same with Parallax in GL. Apparently it was a trend.

    • @scottmiller1418
      @scottmiller1418 5 лет назад +8

      More like a forecast.

    • @savonlofton
      @savonlofton 5 лет назад +1

      Correction: "I'm sorry, what?" Lml

  • @GeorgeMonet
    @GeorgeMonet 5 лет назад +869

    If Ben got powers from the machine then does that mean EVERYONE can get powers by using the machine?

    • @irai_nesanOfThamizhOrigin
      @irai_nesanOfThamizhOrigin 5 лет назад +162

      @GeorgeMonet 'I don't know'

    • @BingBong67489
      @BingBong67489 5 лет назад +173

      "That certainly seems to be what we're going with."

    • @ebolachan3451
      @ebolachan3451 4 года назад +113

      Wow Wow Wow Wow

    • @williamstark9568
      @williamstark9568 4 года назад +138

      I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about this machine.

    • @undauntedgrady
      @undauntedgrady 4 года назад +65

      Maybe, but we're never going to mention it again so it's fine.

  • @Minotaur-ey2lg
    @Minotaur-ey2lg 4 года назад +62

    “Put some extreme sports in there. The kids love that.”
    Some random executive.

  • @AJScraps
    @AJScraps 5 лет назад +1576

    Oh I didn’t realize the *police* were so influenced by applause.
    Yea, they basically operate on a *clap-o-meter* system, that’s just how the law works. 😂😂

    • @darksion124
      @darksion124 5 лет назад +19

      You'd be surprised

    • @findgeekspots
      @findgeekspots 5 лет назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 лет назад +11

      How did the other two get pass the police? From Invisible Girl creating a distraction

    • @yashwinning
      @yashwinning 4 года назад +5

      hey he said that in the video! man I can't believe I wasn't the only one who heard that line!

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 4 года назад

      The bad news, is that this is actually true.
      The worse news, is that the police are the ones clapping.

  • @Kevin-sn2cv
    @Kevin-sn2cv 5 лет назад +68

    Yeah boy, what a way to start my day
    Watching pitch meetings just after waking up is TIGHT

  • @andreimadalin5669
    @andreimadalin5669 5 лет назад +206

    " Wait how do they come back to earth ? "
    I don't know ...

  • @ikeiveysmith
    @ikeiveysmith 5 лет назад +284

    Face/off with Nick Cage and Travolta pitch meeting PLEASE

    • @KaizerMan
      @KaizerMan 5 лет назад +9

      I don’t think they can afford to hire them. Especially considering Travolta’s hot property after that new gangster movie of his

    • @Shakes-Off-Fear
      @Shakes-Off-Fear 5 лет назад +8

      There are tons of face jokes to be made considering the exec and the screenwriter have the same face

    • @Atheist7
      @Atheist7 4 года назад +3

      If they do Face/off, they GOTTA do "Con Air"... They've probably done it already....
      I can see "Con Air" being about 25 minutes long.... People will will stop watching it after 10 minutes or so,... or WILL they???

    • @quevo_iv
      @quevo_iv 3 года назад +3

      The prophet!

    • @noelv1976
      @noelv1976 3 года назад +2

      It's been done.

  • @Kiasoul821
    @Kiasoul821 4 года назад +51

    No one gonna talk about “so we get to see some stuff” “GREAT!”

  • @plavnik6176
    @plavnik6176 5 лет назад +453

    the only reason i have notifications on for screenrant

    • @RustinChole
      @RustinChole 5 лет назад +4

      SAMSIES

    • @Jimmy19382
      @Jimmy19382 5 лет назад +4

      Me too

    • @dr6054
      @dr6054 5 лет назад +9

      Let's make a petition for Ryan to lead screen rant with nothing but pitch meetings

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 5 лет назад +13

      This channel would curl up and _die_ without Pitch Meetings =)

    • @Cancun771
      @Cancun771 5 лет назад +9

      *I **_so_** wished the pitch meetings had their own separate channel.*

  • @pythonjava6228
    @pythonjava6228 5 лет назад +33

    The fade to black gag was amazing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thomasmcintosh390
    @thomasmcintosh390 5 лет назад +167

    "Just as long as we're clear." kudos for the pun about invisible women in their underwear

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 5 лет назад +4

      ha
      i didnt get it till i read your comment
      i just went with the fact that he wanted to be clear in the metaphorical sense. lol
      awesome pun placement

  • @GossamerGhoul
    @GossamerGhoul 3 года назад +63

    "So, Sue's powers don't fully work..."
    "Oh? What's her status?"
    "Unclear."
    "I see!"
    "So does everyone else."

  • @lazydobo1094
    @lazydobo1094 5 лет назад +91

    I love the genuine.... "oh my god" every time he mentions a accident lmao

  • @ThePandaaa
    @ThePandaaa 5 лет назад +61

    “It Doesn’t Fully Work So We Get To See Some Stuff”
    “GREAT”
    Haha I’m dead

  • @captainawesome1316
    @captainawesome1316 5 лет назад +56

    PLEASE DO PITCH MEETING FOR “THE TRUMAN SHOW” it’s absolutely perfect for a pitch meeting!!!
    “I don’t know if you can just fade to black without explaining something”AHAHAHA

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 лет назад +91

    Having your last name being Doom is tight !!!

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 лет назад

      I’m sure it was spelled doom probably Duiuum

  • @apcsox
    @apcsox 5 лет назад +35

    “I don’t know”
    “It was super easy, barely an inconvenience”
    I love these 😂😂

  • @Myxril
    @Myxril 5 лет назад +90

    "Physically impossible love-making is *tight*."
    "Yeah it is!"

  • @Dopecheetah
    @Dopecheetah 5 лет назад +354

    I saw what you did there with Willem Dafoe yo. Crafty👍🏾

    • @supersizesenpai
      @supersizesenpai 5 лет назад +19

      Yeah shockingly its a trope I never really noticed before. The antagonist kills his boss(es) to demonstrate his new found dominance and/or power. lol

    • @Vv18_._
      @Vv18_._ 5 лет назад +19

      I was watching that part going "Willen Dafoe was in this?!?", then i realized it... 😂😂

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 лет назад +5

      @@Vv18_._ I did the same thing, then when it hit me what was happening I laughed so damn hard.

    • @darthfrieza1134
      @darthfrieza1134 5 лет назад +5

      Joy Brown ya no how much I sacrificed?!!

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 5 лет назад +2

      Lovely. Beautiful.

  • @V1kt0r8o5
    @V1kt0r8o5 5 лет назад +202

    “They basically operate with a clap o meter”

    • @joaolucasfraga9147
      @joaolucasfraga9147 4 года назад +7

      I mean, in some deeper, fundamental aspects of how a democratic society in theory works, they actually do...

    • @collinsquires410
      @collinsquires410 4 года назад +8

      Porn also works on a clap-o-meter...and an advanced one! The Clap-O-Matic 69!!!

  • @bobbyking1738
    @bobbyking1738 5 лет назад +128

    Do The Sixth Sense or Pulp Fiction pitch meeting pls

    • @asaking5795
      @asaking5795 5 лет назад

      BobbyKing He already did The Sixth Sense but I’m still waiting for him to do Pulp Fiction.

    • @bobbyking1738
      @bobbyking1738 5 лет назад

      @@asaking5795 no he didn't

  • @joshuavildor2824
    @joshuavildor2824 4 года назад +1931

    I wish we could fade to black from covid-19

    • @tedbarnhill5796
      @tedbarnhill5796 4 года назад +22

      Lol YES

    • @xoxmama
      @xoxmama 4 года назад +34

      but some people do...
      sorry

    • @lavaguava2648
      @lavaguava2648 4 года назад +20

      but we can with the magic of editing

    • @H34rtz4_k1tty
      @H34rtz4_k1tty 4 года назад +9

      What does the 19 in covid mean, have there been 18 other covids

    • @joshuavildor2824
      @joshuavildor2824 4 года назад +26

      Peace Kharis the name COVID-19 is an acronym that describes the overall symptoms of the virus. It’s stands for Corona Virus 2019. The 19 symbolizes 2019, as in the year the virus first emerged.

  • @godbluffvdgg
    @godbluffvdgg 3 года назад +35

    I'm glad those two made it through that explosion...They're so good together..

  • @ashleymckenzie9233
    @ashleymckenzie9233 5 лет назад +29

    I’d love to see you do The Princess Bride in a Pitch Meeting!

  • @yoshidinono8095
    @yoshidinono8095 5 лет назад +82

    Victor Von DOOM is the BAD guy?!? *Spoiler!!!*

    • @shadowbane7401
      @shadowbane7401 5 лет назад +1

      It's in the name though but that's awesome sarcasm and I get it so don't r/whoosh me

  • @growingoaks
    @growingoaks 4 года назад +93

    This is helping me learn what pitfalls to avoid when writing stories so thank you. I love these.

    • @Drawnartist
      @Drawnartist 3 года назад +11

      Haha well good luck cause I feel like Ryan could find something wrong with any story haha its hard to write not insult to Ryan

  • @spidavenom4
    @spidavenom4 4 месяца назад +1

    1:05- 1:27 is one of the funniest moments ever in this series. I had to pause cause I was crying and screaming so hard lmao

  • @MDCGaming87
    @MDCGaming87 3 года назад +21

    I'm so glad I discovered these videos. These are absolutely incredible and insanely accurate. Keep up the awesome work!

  • @MichaelAres
    @MichaelAres 4 года назад +14

    The “I don’t know” lines are killing haha

  • @shubydoobydoo3212
    @shubydoobydoo3212 4 года назад +26

    "Why do these exist?"
    "I don't know"
    "fair enough"

  • @richardcaraballo4947
    @richardcaraballo4947 5 лет назад +63

    Next time I get pulled over by the cops I’m going to start clapping hoping I can get their clap o meter high enough that they leave me alone

    • @soonamisapphire2425
      @soonamisapphire2425 5 лет назад +5

      Anotha 1 That sounds super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @burger_kinghorn
      @burger_kinghorn 5 лет назад +4

      As long as you don't get handcuffed. Cuffs are tight.

  • @scottski02
    @scottski02 5 лет назад +39

    "Physically impossible love-making is tight!"
    *No lie detected*

  • @mallorycarpinski1160
    @mallorycarpinski1160 5 лет назад +46

    That may have been the best "Whoopsie!" ever...

    • @alethiamillner5603
      @alethiamillner5603 4 года назад

      His head went up in the air that's how tight that Whoopsie went!

  • @nii_amart
    @nii_amart 5 лет назад +43

    RUclips: New Pitch Meetings video
    Me: Yeah yeah yeah....

  • @lincoln3307
    @lincoln3307 5 лет назад +39

    Victor Von Doom is the BAD guy???? How did they not see that? Oh well, fade to Black!

  • @harveyjennings3729
    @harveyjennings3729 5 лет назад +69

    Me: Would it be too much trouble to do the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise?
    Ryan: Actually, it'd be super easy- barely an inconvenience.

  • @seancollier1954
    @seancollier1954 5 лет назад +13

    Physically impossible love making is tight
    - 2019 quote of the year

  • @SBzKillFrenzy
    @SBzKillFrenzy 3 года назад +10

    *fun fact...@ **1:18** how they dealt with the catastrophe is they went outside,did a backflip,snapped it's neck,and ruined it's day*

  • @ggt47
    @ggt47 5 лет назад +32

    Captain America: the lost years.

  • @MinhNguyen-wk5fr
    @MinhNguyen-wk5fr 5 лет назад +42

    Please do John Wick pitch meeting. PLEASSSSEEEEEEE and thank you :-)

  • @unodinoi9478
    @unodinoi9478 5 лет назад +5

    Stepping the editing game up, aren't we! Well done!!

  • @asdjqndhujdwhd
    @asdjqndhujdwhd 5 лет назад +18

    "very thankful citizens" lmao

  • @EverrFrrost
    @EverrFrrost 5 лет назад +378

    Can we please have Pitch Meetings for video games as well? The possibilities would be super easy, barely an inconvenience!

    • @kanyerahming
      @kanyerahming 5 лет назад +37

      Video game pitch meetings would be TIGHT!

    • @silversmoke8398
      @silversmoke8398 4 года назад +8

      Great idea

    • @donovanwick9278
      @donovanwick9278 4 года назад +5

      ppl mention honest trailers and i think cinemasins after this comment

    • @aryan6201
      @aryan6201 4 года назад +2

      How can possibilities be super easy

    • @solokom
      @solokom 4 года назад +10

      @@aryan6201 I Don'T knOw!

  • @Mein-Darth
    @Mein-Darth 5 лет назад +9

    -"So she like saw that he was involved in a dangerous situation on a bridge and then rushed to that bridge to break up with him in front of everybody?"
    -"Thats waht we going with".
    Poor Ben no wonder hes pissed the entire movie. lol.

  • @uncharted7againblackking256
    @uncharted7againblackking256 5 лет назад +5

    4:26 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 the bridge and dumping in front of him damn I'm in tears now that this guy says it I now think about that

  • @j.h.181
    @j.h.181 5 лет назад +4

    I like when he says "wow wow wow wow!!!!"
    (Exactly that many wows)

  • @Esthetician106
    @Esthetician106 5 лет назад +2

    Just recently found this channel and I’ve got my kids into it as well. I love the intelligent writing! We would love to see Pitch Meetings for any of the following: Cars, Bugs Life, Mean Girls, Toy Story 2, 3, and 4, and Wedding Crashers! I can’t get enough of this channel!

  • @monicawism
    @monicawism 4 года назад +2

    I love the way he says "I don't know!" Even though he's the screenwriter! 👍

  • @falricthesleeping9717
    @falricthesleeping9717 5 лет назад +4

    5:05 this gets me everytime, please do this in every pitch meeting

  • @johnh2118
    @johnh2118 5 лет назад +67

    You... have found your calling. These videos are even more entertaining than HISHE!

  • @wadeadpool4796
    @wadeadpool4796 5 лет назад +12

    "....because they stopped the thing they caused" 😂😂

  • @willywhonka
    @willywhonka 5 лет назад +50

    The actual pitch meeting...
    'Let's make a movie with Jessica Alba in a skintight suit'
    'Jessica Alba in a skintight suit is erm... TIGHT, but there's no way we could get her to do it'
    ' Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience'

    • @Scripture-Man
      @Scripture-Man 5 лет назад +3

      Skintight suits are tight!

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 3 года назад +7

      “And also she strips down to her underwear!”
      “Wow wow wow wow wow”

  • @GoDzkRoNiKz
    @GoDzkRoNiKz 2 года назад +1

    I’m on a 2 day pitch meeting binge. So happy they have their own channel now!

  • @GreyHulk2156
    @GreyHulk2156 5 лет назад +626

    "Who are we going to cast as the blonde-haired, blue-eyed Sue Storm?"
    "We're going with Jessica Alba."
    "The famously brown-haired, brown-eyed latino woman?"
    "Yeah, yeah."
    "Well okay then."

    • @burger_kinghorn
      @burger_kinghorn 5 лет назад +79

      Yeah, she's invisible so no one will notice.

    • @algalkin
      @algalkin 5 лет назад +35

      yeah yeah yeah*

    • @trla6505
      @trla6505 5 лет назад +15

      Okay except latinos is not a race

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 5 лет назад +7

      It was a good choice.

    • @badideabearcub2747
      @badideabearcub2747 5 лет назад +34

      And people complained about a not blond enough human torch, and what did the get next? Black and white siblings!

  • @rachelwhite6325
    @rachelwhite6325 5 лет назад +23

    Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets pitch meeting please!

  • @donovansilletti1913
    @donovansilletti1913 5 лет назад +10

    @5:18 the most Intense “whoopsie” I’ve seen 😂

  • @BOBXFILES2374a
    @BOBXFILES2374a 4 года назад +2

    YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME WATCH WAY TOO MANY OF THESE! SUPER AWESOME! OKAY!

  • @daxbradley4346
    @daxbradley4346 5 месяцев назад +1

    The fade to black trope kills me. I lol'd at this one. I hadn't thought about it before, but you're right, it's a lazy writing shortcut that gets overused in these movies

  • @mr.farrowsclass6592
    @mr.farrowsclass6592 5 лет назад +338

    Before even starting the video I'm just gonna say:
    Jessica Alba is tight

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 5 лет назад +35

      I like how it's becoming taboo to objectify women with gratuitous underwear or bikini shots, but it's still totally OK to show men in their underwear or shirtless for no apparent reason. Compare the MCU male heroes to the female ones. Lots of shirtless scenes of Chris Hemsworth, yet we got none with Evangeline Lily or Brie Larson.

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad 5 лет назад +9

      Oh, I'll bet she is.

    • @Mecharnie_Dobbs
      @Mecharnie_Dobbs 5 лет назад +13

      Lots of shirtless men in Twilight too. Does someone think feminine-lust is more innocent?

    • @benjaminoupillovers
      @benjaminoupillovers 5 лет назад +8

      @@nahor88 so that's why i'm mad since 2005! an Evangeline Lily in underwear would calm me down I guess

    • @jasonfischer8946
      @jasonfischer8946 5 лет назад +13

      Rubbing one off to her is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @AndreNitroX
    @AndreNitroX 5 лет назад +34

    1:07 basically the logic Got final season had when fighting the white walkers.
    Fading to black can solve any problem
    Still love this fantastic 4

  • @unumarma8449
    @unumarma8449 5 лет назад +5

    “I don't know”
    The best quote...😅😅😅

    • @joshjohnson3442
      @joshjohnson3442 5 лет назад +1

      And the way he delivers it too always makes me laugh. Like 'how the hell am I supposed to know? Who do you think I am? The writer?'

  • @Chewychewychoochoo
    @Chewychewychoochoo 5 лет назад +1

    I've noticed how the pitch meetings went from serious tone to sarcastic with smaller and smaller eyes and bigger smiles.

  • @po15op
    @po15op 4 года назад +3

    1:15 the 3 slow wows killed me

  • @prolifik5
    @prolifik5 5 лет назад +6

    "Oh, VERY thankful citizens!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mjstory1976
    @mjstory1976 5 лет назад +117

    Physically impossible love making is tight
    Dead 🤣🤣🤣

    • @JennySparkz
      @JennySparkz 5 лет назад +5

      ....and HOT, don't forget HOT!

  • @5-minuteconservative832
    @5-minuteconservative832 5 лет назад +4

    00:12 Every time I hear his full name I think of X-men #197. "Oopsie! Victor Von Doom fall down, go boom!"

  • @cptjockitch
    @cptjockitch 5 лет назад +1

    These are easily the best thing on RUclips. Love pitch meetings!

  • @Head173
    @Head173 4 года назад

    The fade to black is the most hilarious moment of all for you imo dude!! HILARIOUS!!!!!