Dolittle Pitch Meeting

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

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  • @Memelord2020
    @Memelord2020 5 лет назад +5841

    This movie will “Dolittle” at the box office

    • @LukeTheGhostKiller
      @LukeTheGhostKiller 5 лет назад +323

      Ohhhh puns are TIGHT 😂

    • @carter_lovejoy
      @carter_lovejoy 5 лет назад +118

      Luke The Ghost Killer 2515 making them is actually super easy, barley an inconvenience.

    • @daneray9594
      @daneray9594 5 лет назад +31

      Love it.

    • @poisonedyoyo
      @poisonedyoyo 5 лет назад +18

      To be honest all the upvotes on this comment that hhundreds of people have said before you confirms that at least 221 people who watched this video would enjoy the base humor of the actual movie.

    • @AscendantStoic
      @AscendantStoic 5 лет назад +9

      Well played sir XD

  • @doctorjosephalbertnefario4332
    @doctorjosephalbertnefario4332 5 лет назад +6025

    I feel like this movie was made for a pitch meeting...

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 4 года назад +963

    "I promised him a cut of the box office returns and now he owes US money."

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 года назад +52

      You’re a genius script writer guy! And as the state of California subsidies us, we can continue loosing money on bad movie deals!

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 3 года назад +38

      @@ConnanTheCivilized "Everything I know I learned from Uwe Boll."

    • @mrsandman1924
      @mrsandman1924 3 года назад +16

      Isn't that the plot of The Producers?

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 3 года назад +8

      @@mrsandman1924 in reverse.
      There the horny old ladies gave him money in exchange for the returns, but (theoretically) there wouldn't be any.

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 5 лет назад +3790

    "Can he do a Welsh accent?"
    "I don't think...no, he can't."

    • @Haveba
      @Haveba 5 лет назад +81

      Makes you think why didn't they cast Michael Sheen as the lead. As a welshman I think he could do the accent. 😂

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 5 лет назад +72

      @@Haveba Sheen also has the ability to be entertaining without being snarky.

    • @issers
      @issers 4 года назад +39

      @@ThreadBomb Yeah, I mean the fact that they gave the welshman a british accent and the american a welsh one... like WHY.

    • @jlscoyserney
      @jlscoyserney 4 года назад +29

      @@issers An english accent.* Britain is the whole island.

    • @issers
      @issers 4 года назад +15

      @@jlscoyserney Sorry! That one confuses me every time.

  • @rickyandreou
    @rickyandreou 5 лет назад +8374

    Ryan's Pitch Meetings are the only reason I'm subscribed to screen rant.

    • @royjones0824
      @royjones0824 5 лет назад +308

      Lol trust me everybody that’s subscribed is just here for Ryan😂😂

    • @3AHoles
      @3AHoles 5 лет назад +153

      That's pretty much their only subs anymore. That and people who forgot RUclips exists.

    • @crimsonvampyre602
      @crimsonvampyre602 5 лет назад +65

      Oh they know

    • @AscendantStoic
      @AscendantStoic 5 лет назад +184

      Same here, the rest of their content is crap, if he moves Pitch Meeting to a new channel i'd unsubscribe from here in a heartbeat XD

    • @quiettimegaming3642
      @quiettimegaming3642 5 лет назад +46

      TheHunterWolf yeah, he should just bounce on SR and solely upload to his own channel.

  • @firstweekofwinter
    @firstweekofwinter 5 лет назад +3655

    "There's gonna be a polar bear who's always cold - which is ironic and therefore good writing"
    I died :D

    • @IanMahetiMbano
      @IanMahetiMbano 5 лет назад +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @fairlyliterary4771
      @fairlyliterary4771 4 года назад +18

      His headshot tho 🤣

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 4 года назад +32

      “So does the polar bear not have any fur and blubber, or does he just feel cold all the time unless he is dangerously overheating himself?”
      “Get all the way off my back.”

    • @johnnyskinwalker4095
      @johnnyskinwalker4095 4 года назад +9

      it subverted expectations

    • @justameremortal2457
      @justameremortal2457 4 года назад +2

      rip

  • @drahcir7x23
    @drahcir7x23 5 лет назад +893

    This is the most convoluted and confusing movie that I have heard.

  • @PapaMerlz
    @PapaMerlz 5 лет назад +1333

    “So there’s a story?”
    “Well kinda...maybe...a little”
    Funny way to say “no” but I’ll take it lol

    • @MyKillyy
      @MyKillyy 5 лет назад +16

      I smell a new catch phrase.

    • @azultarmizi
      @azultarmizi 5 лет назад +10

      well kinda...maybe...Dolittle

  • @SohiHien
    @SohiHien 5 лет назад +2689

    "Dragon butt holes are tight!"
    "Not particularly no"
    LMAO

    • @lutherholayeahme7449
      @lutherholayeahme7449 4 года назад +39

      yeah from my experience most dragon butt holes are bigger than the average penis

    • @kendra5781
      @kendra5781 4 года назад +25

      @@lutherholayeahme7449 ...From your experience? Do you have experience with dragons?

    • @lutherholayeahme7449
      @lutherholayeahme7449 4 года назад +42

      @@kendra5781 Yeah I had a one night stand with Donkey's wife

    • @flashthunder1274
      @flashthunder1274 3 года назад +14

      I’ve seen this in an anime before lol

    • @nowwhat8209
      @nowwhat8209 3 года назад +16

      Cloacas, specifically, given that they are probably reptiles...

  • @cryocritikal
    @cryocritikal 5 лет назад +2975

    Ryan’s back must be paining after carrying screen rant. Oh wait,he just asked them to get all the way off that thing

    • @PaperBagProduction
      @PaperBagProduction 5 лет назад +152

      Ryan: My back is where you are and I'd like you to vacate the premises
      Screen Rant: Oh let me get off that thing

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 5 лет назад +33

      You think he can demand a raise?

    • @TheCheese1988
      @TheCheese1988 5 лет назад +17

      Hurting, not paining. FYI.

    • @cryocritikal
      @cryocritikal 5 лет назад +7

      Brad T y can’t it be paining?

    • @TheCheese1988
      @TheCheese1988 5 лет назад +10

      @@cryocritikal No, sorry. :c It could be *in pain*, but not paining.

  • @futureprimitivepast3044
    @futureprimitivepast3044 5 лет назад +867

    This sounds far worse than I could have ever imagined.

    • @StarWarsomania
      @StarWarsomania 5 лет назад +20

      2019 in a nutshell.
      2020 looks like it's off to a GREAT start!

    • @sommermcintosh1
      @sommermcintosh1 5 лет назад +3

      Well I am just going to see Dolittle because of 2 people Rdj and Tom Holland

    • @joycelynong2534
      @joycelynong2534 5 лет назад +17

      @@sommermcintosh1 uhhhh hate to break it to ya but Tom Holland's character isn't in the movie much bcos he didn't go on the trip :/ I was disappointed

    • @ComicBookGuy420
      @ComicBookGuy420 5 лет назад +4

      It was actually a lot better than you'd think

    • @Jing737
      @Jing737 5 лет назад

      @@----Jay---- He's the voice of a dog, I think. He doesn't get much voice acting in this movie sadly

  • @themorrigan7224
    @themorrigan7224 4 года назад +616

    I literally have started watching Pitch Meeting instead of watching the movies that I know are going to be bad. I so deeply appreciate these

    • @satansbarman
      @satansbarman 2 года назад +13

      It's a great way to know what happens without suffering through awful films 😂

    • @refinededusoft
      @refinededusoft 2 года назад +8

      Duuuuuuuuude, that's what I've been doing too 😂😂

    • @realitymatters4745
      @realitymatters4745 2 года назад +2

      Yesssss me3

    • @jenniferp403
      @jenniferp403 2 года назад +1

      I thought that’s what all the Cool People were doing nowadays.

    • @willrollason9324
      @willrollason9324 Год назад +1

      yep, never going to watch this but laughed out loud about the bagpipes!

  • @MrMillennium
    @MrMillennium 5 лет назад +297

    Im convinced 90% of the budget went to just having RDJ

    • @AhsimNreiziev
      @AhsimNreiziev 5 лет назад +9

      I'm not sure. RDJ's primary interest with this movie seemed to be to hope it succeeds so he won't be remembered as just Iron Man, so I wouldn't be completely surprised if his pay check was fairly modest.
      Is there any actual data on RDJ's compensation for this movie?

    • @TheZooropaBaby
      @TheZooropaBaby 5 лет назад +6

      his wife produced this movie too

    • @MrMillennium
      @MrMillennium 5 лет назад +3

      Fellas this was just a joke ;-;

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 5 лет назад +9

      @@AhsimNreiziev I would have preferred dying being known as Iron Man.

    • @ionichi
      @ionichi 5 лет назад

      Shoulda got RDA instead.

  • @BSJINTHEHOUSE420
    @BSJINTHEHOUSE420 5 лет назад +1478

    “So after Avengers: Endgame what’s next for your career?”
    Robert Downey Jr.: I’m going to Dolittle.

    • @newusername7281
      @newusername7281 5 лет назад +24

      I've seen that joke on Jeremy jahns review.

    • @RANDOMPEPSIBOTTLES
      @RANDOMPEPSIBOTTLES 5 лет назад +17

      Saw it on Jeremy Jahn's video review. Busted

    • @fenrir7065
      @fenrir7065 5 лет назад

      I know that reference, It's from a Dwayne Johnson where plays as an American Football player who is suddenly surprised to learn that he has a daughter with his ex-wife.

    • @commentcopbadge6665
      @commentcopbadge6665 5 лет назад +4

      Ah I see what you did there. You watched the Jeremy Jahns video.

    • @renapeppers20
      @renapeppers20 5 лет назад +2

      lmao u from armin's channel i see you everywhere

  • @wyliecoyote7822
    @wyliecoyote7822 5 лет назад +928

    "So there IS a story?"
    "Yeah, kinda...maybe...a little."

    • @JaBoreman
      @JaBoreman 5 лет назад +4

      Quoting his videos makes u an unoriginal unfunny uncreative fool. Think of something funny on ur own kid.

    • @LogansDarling
      @LogansDarling 5 лет назад +11

      john boreman Or..... Don’t. You know, either way works.

    • @sam-psonsmith9951
      @sam-psonsmith9951 4 года назад +6

      @@JaBoreman You are new on RUclips i guess.

    • @PotrzebieConolly
      @PotrzebieConolly 4 года назад +6

      @@JaBoreman Yeah, he should have said "The part I really liked was {not gonna tell ya}".

    • @kchgamer1788
      @kchgamer1788 4 года назад +8

      They Dolittle with it

  • @ShawnBlaque
    @ShawnBlaque 5 лет назад +1399

    "Is this like a whale that he knows?"
    'I guess so, ya sure I don't care"
    LOL Ryan please never stop these, at least until you've done every movie.....

  • @sarahkelly119
    @sarahkelly119 5 лет назад +580

    “Because his wife has instructions in her journal in it or something that I don’t care”
    Best. Ever.

  • @amfi_theevolutionofher
    @amfi_theevolutionofher 5 лет назад +169

    Ryan playing the kid's constant look of wonderment is both adorable and hilarious

  • @BadWolf_Is_MyMummy
    @BadWolf_Is_MyMummy 5 лет назад +838

    Still waiting for the day:
    "So, You have a movie for me?"
    -"No."

    • @ominousfog4790
      @ominousfog4790 5 лет назад +79

      That better be the April fools video

    • @zbh9268
      @zbh9268 5 лет назад +43

      New Mutants for the past 2 years.

    • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
      @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 5 лет назад +83

      “No sir I don’t”
      “Oh you don’t?”
      “Yeah yeah yeah”
      “How come?”
      “I forgot to write one”
      “Oh, forgetting things is tight”

    • @peterg76yt
      @peterg76yt 5 лет назад +7

      Wasn't one of them pitched as a toy commercial?

    • @frogge8034
      @frogge8034 5 лет назад +4

      "Oh, well, that sounds easy enough." "Actually it's going to be super difficult, a major inconvenience."

  • @nerenik84
    @nerenik84 5 лет назад +421

    "Dragon Butt holes are tight"
    Quote of the day.

    • @shannonsherrod9977
      @shannonsherrod9977 5 лет назад +1

      PASUE!

    • @zozidedodo780
      @zozidedodo780 5 лет назад +7

      Rick and morty episode proves it

    • @VinsmokeDTheorist
      @VinsmokeDTheorist 5 лет назад +4

      Dragon Balls, Dragon Butt Holes lol what’s next??

    • @job3rg
      @job3rg 5 лет назад +4

      @@VinsmokeDTheorist Dragon Peni....

    • @Polar_Bear_Ron
      @Polar_Bear_Ron 5 лет назад +8

      nerenik84 “Does the dragon do something to his butt hole?”
      Sounds like a pitch meeting I am both horrified and strangely interested in

  • @DeadlyDanDaMan
    @DeadlyDanDaMan 4 года назад +3478

    CATS: $50 million loss
    Dolittle: $100 million loss
    The Mummy: $95 million loss
    People at Universal need to start being fired in a BIIIIIIG way.

    • @tripchaup1831
      @tripchaup1831 4 года назад +28

      😂😂😂😂

    • @seanrodey4179
      @seanrodey4179 4 года назад +403

      Not to mention they somehow ruined two hulk movies.. arguably the most popular and exposed marvel character other than wolverine and spiderman up to that point in 2008...

    • @abduljah9355
      @abduljah9355 4 года назад +311

      I think their pitch meetings might literally just be like these videos.

    • @Snoke1912
      @Snoke1912 4 года назад +129

      At least the Jurassic Park movies keep making them money.

    • @ilovebrandnewcarpets
      @ilovebrandnewcarpets 4 года назад +265

      I can’t imagine anyone greenlighting a 175M budget for a Dr. Dolittle movie. Would have loved to be a fly on the wall at the actual pitch meeting.

  • @whiplash9548
    @whiplash9548 5 лет назад +884

    You can’t make a movie that bombs when it stars the guy who plays Iron Man.
    Actually it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @RageUnchained
      @RageUnchained 5 лет назад +41

      Referencing videos in the comments is tight!

    • @Galantski
      @Galantski 5 лет назад +17

      Actually, it's going to be _super, super, super easy,_ especially when Tony Stark goes from being an Avenger to proctologist for a dragon! The body part his previous character sometimes was figuratively, Dolittle provides medical treatment for literally. _Wow! Wow! Wow!_

    • @KGisthename
      @KGisthename 5 лет назад +5

      @@RageUnchained yeah yeah yeah

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 5 лет назад +2

      Even easier when you do a dodgy accent like that

    • @ComicBookGuy420
      @ComicBookGuy420 5 лет назад

      When you watch the movie, the whole dragon thing actually kind of fits, and is actually kinda funny
      Again, that would require actually first watching the movie

  • @thecouncilofnine4692
    @thecouncilofnine4692 5 лет назад +778

    "Who's gonna voice him?"
    "I have his headshot right here. "
    *Shows an empty page.*
    "Oh, John Cena! That's a great picture."
    Classic, Ryan. Classic. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dsjgfxxkhrx4050
      @dsjgfxxkhrx4050 5 лет назад +18

      I don't get it

    • @jayachandranp2516
      @jayachandranp2516 5 лет назад +53

      John Cena has this catch phrase "You can't see me". Try to catch up.

    • @blueorbust.2771
      @blueorbust.2771 5 лет назад +51

      What do you mean empty page? Ryan accidenty put up a picture of Drax.

    • @dsjgfxxkhrx4050
      @dsjgfxxkhrx4050 5 лет назад +4

      @@jayachandranp2516 oh neat

    • @1216jimmyz
      @1216jimmyz 5 лет назад +15

      @@blueorbust.2771 exactly, a picture of Drax being very very still...lol

  • @tianahorsey-daydreamer8962
    @tianahorsey-daydreamer8962 Год назад +16

    Fun facts,
    1. The animal languages thing was in the original Dr. Doolittle stories and the movie with Rex Harrison. It wasn't until Eddie Murphy that they switched to some kind of innate ability.
    2. It's been a while since I read the books, but I seem to remember there being mythical creatures in them. In the original movie and in the book, I think the first story was about finding a giant snail the size of a house? So yeah. It was a half assed effort to smash the several versions together as far as I can tell.

  • @mimah1015
    @mimah1015 5 лет назад +300

    "...or something, I don't care."
    That's my new go to phrase from now on.😂😂

    • @Liusila
      @Liusila 5 лет назад +1

      Mimah 101 Isn’t not caring at work gonna be kind of difficult?

    • @mimah1015
      @mimah1015 4 года назад

      @Mi Ke LOL.

  • @gobias_
    @gobias_ 5 лет назад +275

    Ryan:"Let me know what other movies you want to see pitch meetings for"
    Me: "All of them"

    • @sal4731
      @sal4731 5 лет назад +8

      David Nugent Ryan: which movies do u want pitch meetings for?
      Me: yes

    • @kevinc5895
      @kevinc5895 5 лет назад +2

      But let's put Jupiter Ascending at the top of the list.

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 5 лет назад

      Percy Jackson!!

    • @patrickrobinsob1464
      @patrickrobinsob1464 5 лет назад +1

      Phantom Of The Paradise!!!!

    • @Jayluvlee87
      @Jayluvlee87 Месяц назад

      ​@@kevinc5895I hope you're as satisfied as I was with it

  • @harrywithanh
    @harrywithanh 5 лет назад +3552

    Why put a spoiler warning when no-one’s gonna go see it

    • @Allthingsfadra
      @Allthingsfadra 5 лет назад +138

      I saw it. Don't worry - it was a press screening. It was so bad I couldn't even review it.

    • @elorahbillustrator
      @elorahbillustrator 5 лет назад +36

      Lol, I actually kind of wanted to till I saw this....

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 5 лет назад +58

      i saw it. i enjoyed it. sure it could use some improvement

    • @MaheshRaomahesh
      @MaheshRaomahesh 5 лет назад +14

      Its amazing.I loved it

    • @Swiftbow
      @Swiftbow 5 лет назад +37

      I saw it. (I am a fan of the Dolittle books). It was... about as bad as the Pitch Meeting suggests.

  • @AaronBallvideos
    @AaronBallvideos 5 лет назад +815

    “Oh is the dragon going to do something to his butthole now”
    I died at that line 🤣

  • @peffiSC2source
    @peffiSC2source 5 лет назад +76

    I think the "I need you to get all the way off my back" running gag is my favorite and the most underrated. I really want to use this in real a real world situation once in my life.

    • @Romancefantasy
      @Romancefantasy 5 лет назад +8

      I am going to use "I need you to get all the way off my back" whenever I have no answers.

    • @atomicmeatball7264
      @atomicmeatball7264 5 лет назад +2

      Like Ryan carrying screen rant

    • @vicky248123
      @vicky248123 5 лет назад +7

      The dream is that the person actually responds "let me get off that thing"

    • @phatmantv
      @phatmantv 5 лет назад

      @@Romancefantasy I've said it. It's pretty funny I think, by the looks on people's faces😂

    • @mystichdx
      @mystichdx 5 лет назад +1

      I've used it a good few times in real life already. It's super easy.
      Barely an inconvenience.

  • @masteroftribes8328
    @masteroftribes8328 4 года назад +67

    As a WelshMan i'd like to say the Robert actually gave a really good go at it! and its nice to see a welsh accent on a main character of a Major international film. (even one that flops at the box office)

  • @pennywisethedancingclown2702
    @pennywisethedancingclown2702 5 лет назад +687

    This video will get more likes than the actual movie.

    • @deederdoo
      @deederdoo 5 лет назад +9

      More likes and more views.

    • @CalvinHikes
      @CalvinHikes 5 лет назад +3

      Certainly already been funnier.

  • @thymother4186
    @thymother4186 5 лет назад +304

    Watched all the ads so Ryan can afford a chiropractor after carrying the channel on his back.

    • @Zwangsworkaholic
      @Zwangsworkaholic 5 лет назад +10

      yeah this channel really needs to get off his back

    • @derekschultz834
      @derekschultz834 5 лет назад +9

      I watch the ads so he can afford to buy Canada

    • @shannonemberson5519
      @shannonemberson5519 5 лет назад +2

      You’d think getting a chiropractor would be difficult for Ryan but it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience!!!

    • @505elvis
      @505elvis 5 лет назад +2

      They should really get all the way off that thing

    • @ImaniMonique
      @ImaniMonique 5 лет назад

      Zwangsworkaholic ALL the way off his back. 😂

  • @tomholmes5055
    @tomholmes5055 5 лет назад +193

    Return of the "Get off my back"
    Using that phrase is *TIGHT*

  • @whathaveibecome...
    @whathaveibecome... 5 лет назад +212

    "...who by the way was very interested in the project"
    "OH!"
    "Sorry the paycheck"
    "oh okay"
    🤣🤣

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 лет назад +565

    Writers: Let's Dolittle

    • @foxamv7124
      @foxamv7124 5 лет назад +10

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache BRUH U AGAIN

    • @user-ye9dj9ql9r
      @user-ye9dj9ql9r 5 лет назад +2

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache you where in nux noob and pro video

    • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
      @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 5 лет назад +1

      Dolittle, dolate

    • @cyberspino6277
      @cyberspino6277 5 лет назад

      And not follow the original books what so ever

    • @Mopocrypha
      @Mopocrypha 5 лет назад +2

      How are you in every RUclipsr comments

  • @lone_stick
    @lone_stick 5 лет назад +461

    "I have his headshot right here."
    *Holds up a blank sheet of paper*
    "Oh, John Cena. That's a good picture."
    Just wanted to show that I, too, watched the video.

    • @lone_stick
      @lone_stick 4 года назад +5

      gina YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!!!!!!

    • @nomad7781
      @nomad7781 4 года назад +4

      smh, didn't realize the page was blank...so sad

    • @asafupps
      @asafupps 4 года назад +2

      👏👏👏 a role model for us all

    • @theladyamalthea
      @theladyamalthea 4 года назад +2

      Can someone please explain that joke to me? I know who John Cena is, but I didn’t get it.

    • @milorules2729
      @milorules2729 4 года назад +12

      @@theladyamalthea "You can't see me." - John Cena 👋👋

  • @cassetiquette
    @cassetiquette 5 лет назад +149

    “Ironic & therefore good writing.”
    Yup.

  • @elwood62
    @elwood62 5 лет назад +177

    The best part was when they saved the queen’s life she woke up and was rude to everyone for no reason.

    • @ScionStorm1
      @ScionStorm1 5 лет назад +14

      She's the Queen. Isn't that reason enough?

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 5 лет назад +1

      she almost freaking died

    • @yuhyuh7603
      @yuhyuh7603 5 лет назад

      Why'd you watch it?

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 5 лет назад +1

      @@yuhyuh7603 cause it looked fun & it was

  • @AlexQuested
    @AlexQuested 5 лет назад +576

    Charlie's Angels definitely needs a pitch meeting.

    • @Milos596
      @Milos596 4 года назад +4

      Who's Charlie?

    • @vega_tech
      @vega_tech 4 года назад +17

      @@Milos596 Charlie your mama

    • @monsoon861
      @monsoon861 4 года назад +9

      They haven't done JAWS or back to the future

    • @Metal0sopher
      @Metal0sopher 3 года назад +3

      @@vega_tech Mama jokes are tight.

    • @doriangreen3231
      @doriangreen3231 2 года назад +5

      Blaming sexism instead of crappy writing, unlikable characters, and a director with a huge chip on her shoulder for a box office bomb is tight!

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 5 лет назад +104

    "So there is gonna be story in this thing?"
    "Yeah, kind of...maybe...sorta..." LOL!

  • @huverdoose
    @huverdoose 5 лет назад +280

    "It's good to see Robert Downey Jr. is back in good cinema."
    -Martin Scorsese

    • @milton7763
      @milton7763 5 лет назад +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      This comment is so underrated!

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad 4 года назад +1

      That guy deserves more likes.

    • @siddharth1010
      @siddharth1010 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @144digital
      @144digital Год назад

      Oh God, this is good... 😂😂😂

  • @mrsbouvier1
    @mrsbouvier1 5 лет назад +57

    You, Ryan, are phenomenal. I’m pitch-meeting obsessed. My pitch meeting suggestions are: Grease (1978), and Supergirl (1984). There is no sense to ANYthing that happens in either script, and if anyone could give them the treatment they deserve - it’s you.

    • @OnlyFolklore13
      @OnlyFolklore13 7 месяцев назад

      Screenwriter: and then they’re car is gunna fly away!
      Producer: why?
      Screenwriter: I don’t know.

  • @cabinboy001
    @cabinboy001 5 лет назад +27

    "...has instructions in it i dont care"
    Probably every person working on that movie's mood

  • @seendizzle5765
    @seendizzle5765 5 лет назад +81

    I’m so glad that the climax of the movie was a dragon farting

  • @leyenda6149
    @leyenda6149 5 лет назад +2573

    Pitch Meetings > Honest Trailers

    • @Dan-sb2fb
      @Dan-sb2fb 4 года назад +88

      yeahyeayeah!

    • @AzLolFun
      @AzLolFun 4 года назад +142

      But honest trailers has "bewwwwbs" 😂

    • @andimoz
      @andimoz 4 года назад +352

      or u can just enjoy both without having to unnecessarily pit them against each other🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @Dan-sb2fb
      @Dan-sb2fb 4 года назад +95

      Andrea Flores FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

    • @lordhydra474
      @lordhydra474 4 года назад +92

      @@Dan-sb2fb FIGHTING IS TIGHT

  • @peffiSC2source
    @peffiSC2source 5 лет назад +158

    At this point you have to wonder if that's just a money laundering operation lmao.

    • @ChaniagoAbd
      @ChaniagoAbd 5 лет назад +14

      It most likely is

    • @heidiwills4259
      @heidiwills4259 5 лет назад +10

      That would explain a lot.

    • @lukewright9031
      @lukewright9031 5 лет назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

    • @supermax64
      @supermax64 5 лет назад +10

      I don't know about specifically making bad movies, but I hear the accounting in Hollywood is super wacky.

    • @200131240
      @200131240 5 лет назад +5

      Wolf of Wall Street has been confirmed to have been a money laundering operation and it was still a good movie. They could at least have some class and make art while doing their crimes 🤣

  • @fehzorz
    @fehzorz 5 лет назад +127

    "So you have a money laundering scheme for me"

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 5 лет назад +19

      "Yes sir I do. We need an outlet to launder our money through after our sex trafficking and prostitution profits come in!"

    • @Ilyathe2nd
      @Ilyathe2nd 5 лет назад +9

      @Snoi Med "And definitely don't write about the bagpipe incident, it was embarrassing enough as it is."
      "Wouldn't it be cute if it happened to a dragon?"
      "Wow, you're very creepy."

    • @TheJuggtron
      @TheJuggtron 5 лет назад +3

      this is too close to the truth

    • @patrickrobinsob1464
      @patrickrobinsob1464 5 лет назад +1

      Snoi Med you should get off his back about not paying you enough.

    • @stevepalpatine2828
      @stevepalpatine2828 5 лет назад

      @@Ilyathe2nd Wow wow wow

  • @LGPiMedia
    @LGPiMedia 5 лет назад +61

    Remix the Pitch:
    Wow wow wow wow 0:15 5:27
    Tight 5:12
    Super easy 4:59
    Oh my god 4:37 4:49
    Get off my back 3:01
    I don’t know 2:23
    Well ok then 3:19 4:44
    Fair enough 2:24
    Bonus line 5:41

  • @jac0736
    @jac0736 5 лет назад +268

    not being able to see John Cena's head shot "because you can't see me" catchphrase is tight

    • @DanielLopez-cy2tq
      @DanielLopez-cy2tq 5 лет назад +7

      @Noise Pollution It's OK that means you never watched wrestling

    • @qwertyrevo
      @qwertyrevo 5 лет назад +7

      I thought it was because Cena is so white...

    • @yoshidinono8095
      @yoshidinono8095 5 лет назад

      That was forced.

    • @DanielLopez-cy2tq
      @DanielLopez-cy2tq 5 лет назад

      @@yoshidinono8095 that's what she said lol

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 5 лет назад +3

      @@DanielLopez-cy2tq Forced sex is tight

  • @beepboop4612
    @beepboop4612 5 лет назад +70

    Why watch a pitch meeting for a movie you haven’t watched yet?
    Because
    Fair enough

  • @empress-s
    @empress-s 4 года назад +65

    Let me tell you, watching this video as someone who has never seen Dolittle and had absolutely no idea what happened in it, this was A Trip

  • @juanchocorleone
    @juanchocorleone 5 лет назад +325

    "Spoilers ahead"
    Lol. I don't care.

  • @marquis911
    @marquis911 5 лет назад +30

    I cannot verbally communicate how much I smiled throughout every single episode I watched.
    You are amazing at this, and please do not stop.

  • @KanohiVahi
    @KanohiVahi 10 месяцев назад +3

    The way he inserted "I don't care" in the middle of a sentence with zero pause was hilarious! 😆 Really hammers it home how absolutely little the screenwriter- guy cares.

  • @sarathgopakumar4166
    @sarathgopakumar4166 5 лет назад +192

    Ryan- "who's gonna voice the bear"
    Also Ryan- "I have his head shot right here"
    'Shows a blank paper'
    Ryan- "Oh John cena"🤣🤣🤣

  • @thebongoplayer1535
    @thebongoplayer1535 5 лет назад +74

    "Can he do a Welsh accent?"
    "I don't think.. no, not really."
    This might be the best pitch meeting yet.

    • @hibbidyjibbidyy
      @hibbidyjibbidyy Год назад

      is there such a thing as welsh accent anymore? or just say allu snackbar

  • @iknoukno6250
    @iknoukno6250 5 лет назад +370

    Ryan is the Cleveland LeBron of youtube. He's literally carrying an entire franchise.

    • @davidtaylor4308
      @davidtaylor4308 5 лет назад +23

      I agree if he had his own channel I don’t think I’d ever visit screen rant

    • @ape7119
      @ape7119 5 лет назад +20

      David Taylor he does have his own channel but he doesn’t post the pitches on it

    • @davidtaylor4308
      @davidtaylor4308 5 лет назад +2

      Andrew Ely :(

    • @ethanblack940
      @ethanblack940 5 лет назад +6

      @@davidtaylor4308 but he does have his playlist on those pitch meetings. You could always check there for new videos

    • @EmeraldTalks
      @EmeraldTalks 4 года назад +8

      @@davidtaylor4308 Well, I think Screen Rant has the rights to the Pitch Meeting thing, so you won't see any of that stuff there, but I'd say the videos on his personal channel is arguably better than the pitch meetings,

  • @parisolivarious
    @parisolivarious 5 лет назад +353

    So is this like a whale that he knows?
    “I guess so, yeah sure, I don’t care!”

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 5 лет назад +9

      @Emperor Palpatine Wow wow wow wow

    • @omeg4Chad
      @omeg4Chad 5 лет назад +1

      It seems this is what I wrote here

  • @ThatAnArchyDude
    @ThatAnArchyDude 5 лет назад +59

    Didn't even mention Spiderman (Tom Holland) voicing Dolittle's dog?
    I though it was some old lady, but the credits say it was Tom Holland.
    Dolittle: What's wrong with the Queen?
    Dog: She doesn't feel so good.
    Lol

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 5 лет назад +2

      you thought the dog was voiced by an old lady?! Must've been some pretty good voice acting then!

    • @ThatAnArchyDude
      @ThatAnArchyDude 5 лет назад +2

      @@princessthyemis Well, he wasn't using an 'American" accent.
      So that helped, but I also only remember him having (maybe) 3 scenes, and a handful of lines.
      So it's not like I heard him speak often. lol

    • @patrickrobinsob1464
      @patrickrobinsob1464 5 лет назад

      I got that joke!!!

  • @JSu-here
    @JSu-here 8 месяцев назад +3

    "I guess so, yeah, sure, I don't care."
    I had to literally pause the video while I LOLed. Probably a good response to most questions about this movie!

  • @JeremyWS
    @JeremyWS 5 лет назад +66

    "So is this a sequel, a remake, or a prequel?"
    "Yes"
    "Awesome"

    • @OfLegendBorn
      @OfLegendBorn 5 лет назад +4

      Except it's none of those, so your answer is moronic. It's an original adaptation of the novel, which means it's not a sequel, not a remake and definitely not a prequel.

    • @JeremyWS
      @JeremyWS 5 лет назад +12

      @@OfLegendBorn ::
      me: I made a joke and I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about the semantics.
      you: Ok, let me get off your back then.

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 5 лет назад +4

      @@OfLegendBorn That would make it a remake, or reimaging, a return to the original. Or all three.

    • @jamighanijr8128
      @jamighanijr8128 5 лет назад +1

      @@OfLegendBorn it is a remake technially. But if you really want to say it's not say its a reboot

    • @OfLegendBorn
      @OfLegendBorn 5 лет назад

      @@jamighanijr8128 A reboot of what? The book? Again, that doesn't make sense. It's an original adaptation, leave it at that.

  • @WhoDoVoodoo3
    @WhoDoVoodoo3 5 лет назад +57

    "I told him you'd give him twenty million dollars and a cut of the box office returns" So RDJ is making $20m from this?

    • @baz1184
      @baz1184 5 лет назад +2

      Plus a cut of the box office which will be several million

    • @snc0023
      @snc0023 5 лет назад +2

      LOL

    • @RLucas3000
      @RLucas3000 5 лет назад +2

      I wonder if RDJ will somehow end up owing them?

    • @milton7763
      @milton7763 5 лет назад +6

      Shahbaz Hussain Zzzuuuuuffffff
      Went right over your head that one, didn’t it

    • @haiqal5333
      @haiqal5333 5 лет назад

      @@RLucas3000 not really, how would that work though?

  • @jackjerram3550
    @jackjerram3550 4 года назад +14

    'Get all the way off my back!'
    New catchphrases sure are *TIGHT*

  • @Its__Good
    @Its__Good 5 лет назад +75

    Obviously Wales will help him - he's Welsh!

    • @moniqueloomis9772
      @moniqueloomis9772 5 лет назад +2

      Punny! 😂

    • @jwe2223
      @jwe2223 5 лет назад +5

      And the Welsh flag has a dragon on it

    • @userusernomi
      @userusernomi 5 лет назад

      thank you for making this joke, spared me from the trouble

    • @JohnGoundry
      @JohnGoundry 5 лет назад

      Whales* 🤣

  • @p0rt3r
    @p0rt3r 5 лет назад +8

    When he said the obligatory "I don't know!", I felt like we have reached a point in Hollywood history where that needs to become "I don't care!"
    And shortly after he dropped "I guess so, yeah, sure, I don't care." and "His wife has a journal there that has instructions in it or something, I don't care."
    I felt a connection there!

  • @Tcoldsteel
    @Tcoldsteel 10 месяцев назад +2

    Absolutely no one remembers this movie in 2024 but I do remember this pitch meeting.

  • @bahmat
    @bahmat 5 лет назад +161

    1:13 *shows blank piece of paper*
    Producer: "Oh, John Cena!"
    🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

    • @Evie0133
      @Evie0133 4 года назад

      bahmat I can't stop laughing 😂🤣 "I got his headshot right here!" "OH JOHN CENA!" 🤣😂

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 года назад

      Movies: look this clearly isn’t Southern California!

    • @davidmarek535
      @davidmarek535 3 года назад +1

      I don’t get it

    • @valerial9081
      @valerial9081 3 года назад

      @@davidmarek535 Me neither, maybe it's because English is not my first language :c

    • @ancientchaos5804
      @ancientchaos5804 3 года назад +4

      @@valerial9081 its a joke referencing john cena saying you can't see me when he was a wrestler. Google john cena invisible joke

  • @mass2293
    @mass2293 5 лет назад +38

    "Here's the thing about insects and animals, I did no research on them, what so ever." LMAO

  • @marcy2443
    @marcy2443 5 лет назад +85

    “Is the dragon going to do something to his butt hole now?” 😂😂😂
    And why is there a Dragon? That’s so random!!

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 года назад +5

      Well not that I’m defending Universal’s cheap tricks but the original Dr. Doolidle movie was basically a superhero film. Suspension of disbelief? Nah f it! 😒 👎

  • @carter_lovejoy
    @carter_lovejoy 5 лет назад +56

    Next up: The Mandalorian Season 1, every Quentin Tarantino film and the 2020 Best Picture Nominees! *DEWIT!*

  • @metrunui8224
    @metrunui8224 5 лет назад +36

    "So you got an animated TV series live action movie adaptation for me?"
    "Yes sir I do, and its called The Last Airbender"
    "Oh wow what happened to the first one"
    "I dont know"

  • @jasonmixon4163
    @jasonmixon4163 4 года назад +2

    Just discovered this channel and now I'm hooked. I even say it with him [because I'm lonely] "is that going to be difficult? No. Barely an inconvenience." Never gets old.

  • @MasterTSayge
    @MasterTSayge 5 лет назад +15

    Studios: Excuse me Robert Downey jr, but did you say you wanted to Do little or Dolittle?
    RDJ: Yes

  • @alismith3801
    @alismith3801 5 лет назад +41

    Yay I am early!!!! And I actually saw the film!!! I wish they'd had a voice actor for Robert Downey Jr.

  • @W-meme
    @W-meme 5 лет назад +20

    Producer : "Is this going to flop"
    Writer : "sure"
    Producer : "Well okay then"

  • @gabrielgonzales5907
    @gabrielgonzales5907 5 лет назад +31

    "...the dragon gonna do something to HIS butt hole now?..." LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @GeekdomCentral
    @GeekdomCentral 5 лет назад +19

    “People are gonna flock to the theaters” - I see what you did there

  • @LibertyBridgeProductions
    @LibertyBridgeProductions 3 года назад +83

    Being from Wales I can confirm we all make fun of his accent in Dolittle here 😂.

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic 3 года назад +2

      The only Welshman that English speakers can understand are New South Welshman.

    • @promontorium
      @promontorium Год назад +1

      Being Welsh that's all you can do.

  • @sclark615
    @sclark615 5 лет назад +35

    "Here's the thing about animals, I've done absolutely no research on them" bravo

  • @massachusettssportscentral9444
    @massachusettssportscentral9444 5 лет назад +61

    Fan Theory:
    Ryan actually bankrolled this movie with his "Buying Canada" money figuring he would make it back tenfold with the Pitch Meeting.
    I mean there is literally no reason for this movie to exist other than for him to eviscerate it here!

    • @t.rexking441
      @t.rexking441 4 года назад

      The only problem with that Theory is that Harry Potter is owned by Warner Brothers and Dolittle (2020) was made by Disney. But it's possible that this is the same producer and screenwriter but they just switched Companies.

  • @DiNozzoLeach
    @DiNozzoLeach 3 года назад +12

    The entire summary of the 3rd act had me in stitches 🤣🤣

  • @funkogalleries8342
    @funkogalleries8342 5 лет назад +439

    This movie sounds like a real sandpaper condom.

    • @Penguinmanereikel
      @Penguinmanereikel 5 лет назад +17

      Atom Gasp more like a sandpaper fleshlight

    • @Usith
      @Usith 5 лет назад +3

      What’s that?

    • @Macapta
      @Macapta 5 лет назад +17

      Yoyo something you should try

    • @JBandZ36
      @JBandZ36 5 лет назад +4

      @@Penguinmanereikel How... How do you know that?

    • @CasepbX
      @CasepbX 5 лет назад +8

      The lady clearly gets the worse end of that deal.

  • @kousetsuhana
    @kousetsuhana 5 лет назад +7

    Give this man a raise. Even if you just did, there is virtually no limit to how much money this guy deserves for his excellent work.

  • @probablyaparent
    @probablyaparent 5 лет назад +24

    1:13 Best photo of John Cena I have seen yet.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 лет назад +142

    "Dragon buttholes are tight!"
    Was this movie sponsored by Bad Dragon?

  • @retroroyalplays9457
    @retroroyalplays9457 5 лет назад +24

    "Oh, who's going to voice him?"
    "I have his headshot right here." *shows blank piece of paper*
    "Oh, John Cena; that's a great picture" 😂🤣🤣💀 I love these pitch meetings

  • @brianhenry7348
    @brianhenry7348 3 года назад

    Thanks!

  • @JohnBaker-ki8vw
    @JohnBaker-ki8vw 5 лет назад +37

    Pitch Meeting notification? Instantly dropped everything I was doing . . .

    • @outtheredude
      @outtheredude 5 лет назад +1

      Please tell me you're not a heart surgeon. ;-)

    • @themarkiscookin
      @themarkiscookin 5 лет назад +2

      It was super easy barely an inconvenience

  • @cowzrule6421
    @cowzrule6421 5 лет назад +14

    I really want to see pitch meetings for Zombieland, Back to the Future, and Despicable Me

  • @cjdr.4145
    @cjdr.4145 2 года назад +1

    When Producer asks Writer "..so there is a story? And the response is "yeah, kinda, maybe, a little." While subtly giving a "NO" headshake. LMAO: both brutal and hilarious.

  • @Purgosmusic
    @Purgosmusic 5 лет назад +128

    This movie sounds like child made this up or an adult got really high lol

    • @ScionStorm1
      @ScionStorm1 5 лет назад +8

      Dolittle is what you get when you spend all your skill points on exotic Linguistics.

    • @Purgosmusic
      @Purgosmusic 5 лет назад +3

      Or what u get when u play druid who only knows the spell commune with animals lol

    • @Jordan-vc4cn
      @Jordan-vc4cn 5 лет назад

      So, like any of Robert Rodriguez's family films.

    • @xenotronia6681
      @xenotronia6681 5 лет назад

      They were books first, and they were great

  • @marioalt9420
    @marioalt9420 5 лет назад +10

    "Yeah, sure, that seems to be what I wrote here" seems to be a perfect new Pitch Meeting catchphrase :D

  • @thor3279
    @thor3279 4 года назад +1

    Pitch meetings are so good, I watch Pitch Meetings for movies i have no intention of ever seeing. I enjoy them even about movies I enjoy. so much work, so well done. Thank you!

  • @alphonsokillen3505
    @alphonsokillen3505 5 лет назад +472

    Their needs to be a Pitch Meeting for The Last Airbender. Its such a disaster. Like so Screen Rant sees

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 5 лет назад +21

      I see only one problem with it. We are all reminded of that shitshow of a movie.

    • @alphonsokillen3505
      @alphonsokillen3505 5 лет назад +4

      true but the jokes would be funny

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 5 лет назад +4

      @@alphonsokillen3505 Indeed. It would be hilarious. Especially with this type of humour. But still. Brrrrr. Get the chills thinking about it.

    • @rangers94ism
      @rangers94ism 5 лет назад +6

      You're going to have to get aaaaaaalll the way off Ryan's back about this.

    • @turbotaquitogoogle8095
      @turbotaquitogoogle8095 5 лет назад +3

      *There

  • @craig1538
    @craig1538 5 лет назад +16

    Best film review ever. I nearly pissed myself laughing. Subscribed.

  • @mathmannix
    @mathmannix 2 года назад +1

    "The longest fart you can imagine, and farts are hilarious, so this is just going to be a great piece of cinema."

  • @88turk
    @88turk 5 лет назад +107

    Honestly, if it wasn’t for the “pitch meeting” screen rant would have 10 subscribers. As soon as Ryan leaves or decides to drop this, screen rant is done.

    • @WhiteCaneV1
      @WhiteCaneV1 5 лет назад +2

      @Black Ninja pitch meetings vs. honest trailers

    • @88turk
      @88turk 5 лет назад +1

      TheIntruderGaming ok boomer...

  • @matthewrycroft
    @matthewrycroft 5 лет назад +29

    "Is this like a whale that he knows?"

  • @toptenguy1
    @toptenguy1 4 года назад +36

    When your anxiety grows because the clip is almost over, and you haven't heard "Super easy, barely an incovenience" yet.

    • @alecpowers8591
      @alecpowers8591 3 года назад

      Does everyone these days have anxiety

  • @cassetiquette
    @cassetiquette 5 лет назад +115

    I loved these books as a kid but have no interest in this film.

    • @henlo1910
      @henlo1910 5 лет назад +3

      Pretty sure there wasn't.

    • @cassetiquette
      @cassetiquette 5 лет назад +4

      Definitely no dragon.

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 5 лет назад +4

      yeah the book was fantastic! (Were there more!? :D I only remember there being one!)

    • @njnjhjh8918
      @njnjhjh8918 5 лет назад

      What'd you think of All Things Bright And Beautiful and the rest of that series?

    • @conor987
      @conor987 5 лет назад +1

      the moon book was fire