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  • Опубликовано: 11 окт 2024
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    Spoiler alert! Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Dolittle!
    Robert Downey Jr. was the face of the Marvel Cinematic Universe for over a decade, and fans were really pumped to see what movie he’d jump to next after leaving the MCU. As it turns out, the answer to that question is DOLITTLE, a movie that now exists.
    RDJ is the third actor to play Doctor Dolittle after Eddie Murphy and Rex Harrison, and one thing is for sure: this is a movie that now exists. Dolittle is kind of a mess of a movie and definitely raises a ton of questions. Like if each species has its own language, how are they able to speak to each other? How is Dolittle able to address more than one species at once? How is that child able to learn how to speak to animals too? What is the plot of this movie? Why is John Cena voicing a polar bear? Why is there a dragon and WHERE DOES DOLITTLE PUT HIS HANDS?!
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Dolittle! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @Memelord2020
    @Memelord2020 4 года назад +5723

    This movie will “Dolittle” at the box office

    • @LukeTheGhostKiller
      @LukeTheGhostKiller 4 года назад +315

      Ohhhh puns are TIGHT 😂

    • @carter_lovejoy
      @carter_lovejoy 4 года назад +116

      Luke The Ghost Killer 2515 making them is actually super easy, barley an inconvenience.

    • @daneray9594
      @daneray9594 4 года назад +31

      Love it.

    • @poisonedyoyo
      @poisonedyoyo 4 года назад +18

      To be honest all the upvotes on this comment that hhundreds of people have said before you confirms that at least 221 people who watched this video would enjoy the base humor of the actual movie.

    • @AscendantStoic
      @AscendantStoic 4 года назад +9

      Well played sir XD

  • @doctorjosephalbertnefario4332
    @doctorjosephalbertnefario4332 4 года назад +5960

    I feel like this movie was made for a pitch meeting...

  • @SohiHien
    @SohiHien 4 года назад +2655

    "Dragon butt holes are tight!"
    "Not particularly no"
    LMAO

    • @lutherholayeahme7449
      @lutherholayeahme7449 3 года назад +39

      yeah from my experience most dragon butt holes are bigger than the average penis

    • @kendra5781
      @kendra5781 3 года назад +25

      @@lutherholayeahme7449 ...From your experience? Do you have experience with dragons?

    • @lutherholayeahme7449
      @lutherholayeahme7449 3 года назад +42

      @@kendra5781 Yeah I had a one night stand with Donkey's wife

    • @flashthunder1274
      @flashthunder1274 3 года назад +13

      I’ve seen this in an anime before lol

    • @nowwhat8209
      @nowwhat8209 3 года назад +14

      Cloacas, specifically, given that they are probably reptiles...

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 4 года назад +3763

    "Can he do a Welsh accent?"
    "I don't think...no, he can't."

    • @Haveba
      @Haveba 4 года назад +79

      Makes you think why didn't they cast Michael Sheen as the lead. As a welshman I think he could do the accent. 😂

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 4 года назад +70

      @@Haveba Sheen also has the ability to be entertaining without being snarky.

    • @issers
      @issers 4 года назад +39

      @@ThreadBomb Yeah, I mean the fact that they gave the welshman a british accent and the american a welsh one... like WHY.

    • @jlscoyserney
      @jlscoyserney 4 года назад +29

      @@issers An english accent.* Britain is the whole island.

    • @issers
      @issers 4 года назад +15

      @@jlscoyserney Sorry! That one confuses me every time.

  • @rickyandreou
    @rickyandreou 4 года назад +8360

    Ryan's Pitch Meetings are the only reason I'm subscribed to screen rant.

    • @royjones0824
      @royjones0824 4 года назад +306

      Lol trust me everybody that’s subscribed is just here for Ryan😂😂

    • @3AHoles
      @3AHoles 4 года назад +153

      That's pretty much their only subs anymore. That and people who forgot RUclips exists.

    • @crimsonvampyre602
      @crimsonvampyre602 4 года назад +65

      Oh they know

    • @AscendantStoic
      @AscendantStoic 4 года назад +184

      Same here, the rest of their content is crap, if he moves Pitch Meeting to a new channel i'd unsubscribe from here in a heartbeat XD

    • @quiettimegaming3642
      @quiettimegaming3642 4 года назад +46

      TheHunterWolf yeah, he should just bounce on SR and solely upload to his own channel.

  • @firstweekofwinter
    @firstweekofwinter 4 года назад +3628

    "There's gonna be a polar bear who's always cold - which is ironic and therefore good writing"
    I died :D

    • @IanMahetiMbano
      @IanMahetiMbano 4 года назад +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @fairlyliterary4771
      @fairlyliterary4771 4 года назад +18

      His headshot tho 🤣

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 4 года назад +32

      “So does the polar bear not have any fur and blubber, or does he just feel cold all the time unless he is dangerously overheating himself?”
      “Get all the way off my back.”

    • @johnnyskinwalker4095
      @johnnyskinwalker4095 4 года назад +9

      it subverted expectations

    • @justameremortal2457
      @justameremortal2457 4 года назад +2

      rip

  • @cryocritikal
    @cryocritikal 4 года назад +2949

    Ryan’s back must be paining after carrying screen rant. Oh wait,he just asked them to get all the way off that thing

    • @PaperBagProduction
      @PaperBagProduction 4 года назад +149

      Ryan: My back is where you are and I'd like you to vacate the premises
      Screen Rant: Oh let me get off that thing

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 4 года назад +33

      You think he can demand a raise?

    • @TheCheese1988
      @TheCheese1988 4 года назад +17

      Hurting, not paining. FYI.

    • @cryocritikal
      @cryocritikal 4 года назад +7

      Brad T y can’t it be paining?

    • @TheCheese1988
      @TheCheese1988 4 года назад +10

      @@cryocritikal No, sorry. :c It could be *in pain*, but not paining.

  • @drahcir7x23
    @drahcir7x23 4 года назад +873

    This is the most convoluted and confusing movie that I have heard.

    • @knives254
      @knives254 4 года назад +21

      More then Cats?

    • @Itsnobigdeal420
      @Itsnobigdeal420 4 года назад +5

      Zap Rowsdower probably the same lol

    • @jasonsmith530
      @jasonsmith530 4 года назад +15

      I could not hear anything! His whisper voice was so hard to understand

    • @cynthiasmith2459
      @cynthiasmith2459 4 года назад

      Same!

    • @Nurdse_326
      @Nurdse_326 4 года назад +1

      @@knives254 ROWSDOWER!

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 3 года назад +905

    "I promised him a cut of the box office returns and now he owes US money."

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 года назад +50

      You’re a genius script writer guy! And as the state of California subsidies us, we can continue loosing money on bad movie deals!

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 3 года назад +36

      @@ConnanTheCivilized "Everything I know I learned from Uwe Boll."

    • @mrsandman1924
      @mrsandman1924 3 года назад +15

      Isn't that the plot of The Producers?

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 3 года назад +8

      @@mrsandman1924 in reverse.
      There the horny old ladies gave him money in exchange for the returns, but (theoretically) there wouldn't be any.

  • @PapaMerlz
    @PapaMerlz 4 года назад +1322

    “So there’s a story?”
    “Well kinda...maybe...a little”
    Funny way to say “no” but I’ll take it lol

    • @MyKillyy
      @MyKillyy 4 года назад +16

      I smell a new catch phrase.

    • @azultarmizi
      @azultarmizi 4 года назад +10

      well kinda...maybe...Dolittle

  • @ShawnBlaque
    @ShawnBlaque 4 года назад +1396

    "Is this like a whale that he knows?"
    'I guess so, ya sure I don't care"
    LOL Ryan please never stop these, at least until you've done every movie.....

  • @themorrigan7224
    @themorrigan7224 4 года назад +609

    I literally have started watching Pitch Meeting instead of watching the movies that I know are going to be bad. I so deeply appreciate these

    • @satansbarman
      @satansbarman 2 года назад +12

      It's a great way to know what happens without suffering through awful films 😂

    • @refinededusoft
      @refinededusoft 2 года назад +7

      Duuuuuuuuude, that's what I've been doing too 😂😂

    • @realitymatters4745
      @realitymatters4745 2 года назад +2

      Yesssss me3

    • @jenniferp403
      @jenniferp403 2 года назад +1

      I thought that’s what all the Cool People were doing nowadays.

    • @willrollason9324
      @willrollason9324 Год назад +1

      yep, never going to watch this but laughed out loud about the bagpipes!

  • @futureprimitivepast3044
    @futureprimitivepast3044 4 года назад +845

    This sounds far worse than I could have ever imagined.

    • @StarWarsomania
      @StarWarsomania 4 года назад +19

      2019 in a nutshell.
      2020 looks like it's off to a GREAT start!

    • @sommermcintosh1
      @sommermcintosh1 4 года назад +3

      Well I am just going to see Dolittle because of 2 people Rdj and Tom Holland

    • @joycelynong2534
      @joycelynong2534 4 года назад +17

      @@sommermcintosh1 uhhhh hate to break it to ya but Tom Holland's character isn't in the movie much bcos he didn't go on the trip :/ I was disappointed

    • @ComicBookGuy420
      @ComicBookGuy420 4 года назад +2

      It was actually a lot better than you'd think

    • @Jing737
      @Jing737 4 года назад

      @@----Jay---- He's the voice of a dog, I think. He doesn't get much voice acting in this movie sadly

  • @AaronBallvideos
    @AaronBallvideos 4 года назад +806

    “Oh is the dragon going to do something to his butthole now”
    I died at that line 🤣

  • @wyliecoyote7822
    @wyliecoyote7822 4 года назад +916

    "So there IS a story?"
    "Yeah, kinda...maybe...a little."

    • @JaBoreman
      @JaBoreman 4 года назад +4

      Quoting his videos makes u an unoriginal unfunny uncreative fool. Think of something funny on ur own kid.

    • @LogansDarling
      @LogansDarling 4 года назад +11

      john boreman Or..... Don’t. You know, either way works.

    • @sam-psonsmith9951
      @sam-psonsmith9951 4 года назад +6

      @@JaBoreman You are new on RUclips i guess.

    • @PotrzebieConolly
      @PotrzebieConolly 4 года назад +6

      @@JaBoreman Yeah, he should have said "The part I really liked was {not gonna tell ya}".

    • @kchgamer1788
      @kchgamer1788 3 года назад +7

      They Dolittle with it

  • @nerenik84
    @nerenik84 4 года назад +418

    "Dragon Butt holes are tight"
    Quote of the day.

    • @shannonsherrod9977
      @shannonsherrod9977 4 года назад +1

      PASUE!

    • @zozidedodo780
      @zozidedodo780 4 года назад +7

      Rick and morty episode proves it

    • @VinsmokeDTheorist
      @VinsmokeDTheorist 4 года назад +4

      Dragon Balls, Dragon Butt Holes lol what’s next??

    • @job3rg
      @job3rg 4 года назад +4

      @@VinsmokeDTheorist Dragon Peni....

    • @Polar_Bear_Ron
      @Polar_Bear_Ron 4 года назад +8

      nerenik84 “Does the dragon do something to his butt hole?”
      Sounds like a pitch meeting I am both horrified and strangely interested in

  • @BSJINTHEHOUSE420
    @BSJINTHEHOUSE420 4 года назад +1471

    “So after Avengers: Endgame what’s next for your career?”
    Robert Downey Jr.: I’m going to Dolittle.

    • @newusername7281
      @newusername7281 4 года назад +24

      I've seen that joke on Jeremy jahns review.

    • @RANDOMPEPSIBOTTLES
      @RANDOMPEPSIBOTTLES 4 года назад +17

      Saw it on Jeremy Jahn's video review. Busted

    • @fenrir7065
      @fenrir7065 4 года назад

      I know that reference, It's from a Dwayne Johnson where plays as an American Football player who is suddenly surprised to learn that he has a daughter with his ex-wife.

    • @commentcopbadge6665
      @commentcopbadge6665 4 года назад +4

      Ah I see what you did there. You watched the Jeremy Jahns video.

    • @renapeppers20
      @renapeppers20 4 года назад +2

      lmao u from armin's channel i see you everywhere

  • @amfi_theevolutionofher
    @amfi_theevolutionofher 4 года назад +164

    Ryan playing the kid's constant look of wonderment is both adorable and hilarious

  • @sarahkelly119
    @sarahkelly119 4 года назад +570

    “Because his wife has instructions in her journal in it or something that I don’t care”
    Best. Ever.

  • @thecouncilofnine4692
    @thecouncilofnine4692 4 года назад +768

    "Who's gonna voice him?"
    "I have his headshot right here. "
    *Shows an empty page.*
    "Oh, John Cena! That's a great picture."
    Classic, Ryan. Classic. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dsjgfxxkhrx4050
      @dsjgfxxkhrx4050 4 года назад +18

      I don't get it

    • @jayachandranp2516
      @jayachandranp2516 4 года назад +53

      John Cena has this catch phrase "You can't see me". Try to catch up.

    • @blueorbust.2771
      @blueorbust.2771 4 года назад +51

      What do you mean empty page? Ryan accidenty put up a picture of Drax.

    • @dsjgfxxkhrx4050
      @dsjgfxxkhrx4050 4 года назад +4

      @@jayachandranp2516 oh neat

    • @1216jimmyz
      @1216jimmyz 4 года назад +15

      @@blueorbust.2771 exactly, a picture of Drax being very very still...lol

  • @DeadlyDanDaMan
    @DeadlyDanDaMan 4 года назад +3474

    CATS: $50 million loss
    Dolittle: $100 million loss
    The Mummy: $95 million loss
    People at Universal need to start being fired in a BIIIIIIG way.

    • @tripchaup1831
      @tripchaup1831 4 года назад +28

      😂😂😂😂

    • @seanrodey4179
      @seanrodey4179 4 года назад +404

      Not to mention they somehow ruined two hulk movies.. arguably the most popular and exposed marvel character other than wolverine and spiderman up to that point in 2008...

    • @abduljah9355
      @abduljah9355 4 года назад +312

      I think their pitch meetings might literally just be like these videos.

    • @Snoke1912
      @Snoke1912 4 года назад +130

      At least the Jurassic Park movies keep making them money.

    • @ilovebrandnewcarpets
      @ilovebrandnewcarpets 4 года назад +267

      I can’t imagine anyone greenlighting a 175M budget for a Dr. Dolittle movie. Would have loved to be a fly on the wall at the actual pitch meeting.

  • @whiplash9548
    @whiplash9548 4 года назад +879

    You can’t make a movie that bombs when it stars the guy who plays Iron Man.
    Actually it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @RageUnchained
      @RageUnchained 4 года назад +41

      Referencing videos in the comments is tight!

    • @Galantski
      @Galantski 4 года назад +17

      Actually, it's going to be _super, super, super easy,_ especially when Tony Stark goes from being an Avenger to proctologist for a dragon! The body part his previous character sometimes was figuratively, Dolittle provides medical treatment for literally. _Wow! Wow! Wow!_

    • @KGisthename
      @KGisthename 4 года назад +5

      @@RageUnchained yeah yeah yeah

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 4 года назад +2

      Even easier when you do a dodgy accent like that

    • @ComicBookGuy420
      @ComicBookGuy420 4 года назад

      When you watch the movie, the whole dragon thing actually kind of fits, and is actually kinda funny
      Again, that would require actually first watching the movie

  • @mimah1015
    @mimah1015 4 года назад +298

    "...or something, I don't care."
    That's my new go to phrase from now on.😂😂

    • @Liusila
      @Liusila 4 года назад +1

      Mimah 101 Isn’t not caring at work gonna be kind of difficult?

    • @mimah1015
      @mimah1015 4 года назад

      @Mi Ke LOL.

  • @marcy2443
    @marcy2443 4 года назад +84

    “Is the dragon going to do something to his butt hole now?” 😂😂😂
    And why is there a Dragon? That’s so random!!

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 года назад +5

      Well not that I’m defending Universal’s cheap tricks but the original Dr. Doolidle movie was basically a superhero film. Suspension of disbelief? Nah f it! 😒 👎

  • @gobias_
    @gobias_ 4 года назад +272

    Ryan:"Let me know what other movies you want to see pitch meetings for"
    Me: "All of them"

    • @sal4731
      @sal4731 4 года назад +7

      David Nugent Ryan: which movies do u want pitch meetings for?
      Me: yes

    • @kevinc5895
      @kevinc5895 4 года назад +1

      But let's put Jupiter Ascending at the top of the list.

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 года назад

      Percy Jackson!!

    • @patrickrobinsob1464
      @patrickrobinsob1464 4 года назад +1

      Phantom Of The Paradise!!!!

  • @MrMillennium
    @MrMillennium 4 года назад +287

    Im convinced 90% of the budget went to just having RDJ

    • @AhsimNreiziev
      @AhsimNreiziev 4 года назад +9

      I'm not sure. RDJ's primary interest with this movie seemed to be to hope it succeeds so he won't be remembered as just Iron Man, so I wouldn't be completely surprised if his pay check was fairly modest.
      Is there any actual data on RDJ's compensation for this movie?

    • @TheZooropaBaby
      @TheZooropaBaby 4 года назад +6

      his wife produced this movie too

    • @MrMillennium
      @MrMillennium 4 года назад +3

      Fellas this was just a joke ;-;

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 4 года назад +9

      @@AhsimNreiziev I would have preferred dying being known as Iron Man.

    • @ionichi
      @ionichi 4 года назад

      Shoulda got RDA instead.

  • @tomholmes5055
    @tomholmes5055 4 года назад +191

    Return of the "Get off my back"
    Using that phrase is *TIGHT*

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 4 года назад +105

    "So there is gonna be story in this thing?"
    "Yeah, kind of...maybe...sorta..." LOL!

  • @whathaveibecome...
    @whathaveibecome... 4 года назад +209

    "...who by the way was very interested in the project"
    "OH!"
    "Sorry the paycheck"
    "oh okay"
    🤣🤣

  • @AlexQuested
    @AlexQuested 4 года назад +572

    Charlie's Angels definitely needs a pitch meeting.

    • @Milos596
      @Milos596 4 года назад +4

      Who's Charlie?

    • @vega_tech
      @vega_tech 4 года назад +16

      @@Milos596 Charlie your mama

    • @monsoon861
      @monsoon861 4 года назад +9

      They haven't done JAWS or back to the future

    • @Metal0sopher
      @Metal0sopher 2 года назад +3

      @@vega_tech Mama jokes are tight.

    • @doriangreen3231
      @doriangreen3231 2 года назад +5

      Blaming sexism instead of crappy writing, unlikable characters, and a director with a huge chip on her shoulder for a box office bomb is tight!

  • @BadWolf_Is_MyMummy
    @BadWolf_Is_MyMummy 4 года назад +833

    Still waiting for the day:
    "So, You have a movie for me?"
    -"No."

    • @ominousfog4790
      @ominousfog4790 4 года назад +80

      That better be the April fools video

    • @zbh9268
      @zbh9268 4 года назад +43

      New Mutants for the past 2 years.

    • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
      @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 4 года назад +84

      “No sir I don’t”
      “Oh you don’t?”
      “Yeah yeah yeah”
      “How come?”
      “I forgot to write one”
      “Oh, forgetting things is tight”

    • @CaptainMarvelsSon
      @CaptainMarvelsSon 4 года назад +20

      "So It's going to be very difficult to make tons of money then."
      "Actually, it's gonna be super easy... barely an inconvenience."

    • @peterg76yt
      @peterg76yt 4 года назад +7

      Wasn't one of them pitched as a toy commercial?

  • @cassetiquette
    @cassetiquette 4 года назад +149

    “Ironic & therefore good writing.”
    Yup.

  • @masteroftribes8328
    @masteroftribes8328 4 года назад +66

    As a WelshMan i'd like to say the Robert actually gave a really good go at it! and its nice to see a welsh accent on a main character of a Major international film. (even one that flops at the box office)

  • @peffiSC2source
    @peffiSC2source 4 года назад +76

    I think the "I need you to get all the way off my back" running gag is my favorite and the most underrated. I really want to use this in real a real world situation once in my life.

    • @Romancefantasy
      @Romancefantasy 4 года назад +8

      I am going to use "I need you to get all the way off my back" whenever I have no answers.

    • @atomicmeatball7264
      @atomicmeatball7264 4 года назад +2

      Like Ryan carrying screen rant

    • @vicky248123
      @vicky248123 4 года назад +7

      The dream is that the person actually responds "let me get off that thing"

    • @phatmantv
      @phatmantv 4 года назад

      @@Romancefantasy I've said it. It's pretty funny I think, by the looks on people's faces😂

    • @mystichdx
      @mystichdx 4 года назад +1

      I've used it a good few times in real life already. It's super easy.
      Barely an inconvenience.

  • @elwood62
    @elwood62 4 года назад +176

    The best part was when they saved the queen’s life she woke up and was rude to everyone for no reason.

    • @ScionStorm1
      @ScionStorm1 4 года назад +14

      She's the Queen. Isn't that reason enough?

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 4 года назад +1

      she almost freaking died

    • @yuhyuh7603
      @yuhyuh7603 4 года назад

      Why'd you watch it?

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 4 года назад +1

      @@yuhyuh7603 cause it looked fun & it was

  • @mrsbouvier1
    @mrsbouvier1 4 года назад +57

    You, Ryan, are phenomenal. I’m pitch-meeting obsessed. My pitch meeting suggestions are: Grease (1978), and Supergirl (1984). There is no sense to ANYthing that happens in either script, and if anyone could give them the treatment they deserve - it’s you.

    • @OnlyReputation
      @OnlyReputation 4 месяца назад

      Screenwriter: and then they’re car is gunna fly away!
      Producer: why?
      Screenwriter: I don’t know.

  • @sarathgopakumar4166
    @sarathgopakumar4166 4 года назад +193

    Ryan- "who's gonna voice the bear"
    Also Ryan- "I have his head shot right here"
    'Shows a blank paper'
    Ryan- "Oh John cena"🤣🤣🤣

    • @darkscorpionomega
      @darkscorpionomega 4 года назад +8

      We really can't see him

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 года назад +5

      His visage cannot be seen by mortal eyes

    • @mimah1015
      @mimah1015 4 года назад +2

      @@berengustav7714 Then how did Ryan see him?

    • @nicklenickle1963
      @nicklenickle1963 4 года назад +3

      Mimah 101 Ryan isn’t a mortal

    • @mimah1015
      @mimah1015 4 года назад

      @@nicklenickle1963 🤣🤣

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +563

    Writers: Let's Dolittle

    • @foxamv7124
      @foxamv7124 4 года назад +10

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache BRUH U AGAIN

    • @user-ye9dj9ql9r
      @user-ye9dj9ql9r 4 года назад +2

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache you where in nux noob and pro video

    • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
      @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 4 года назад +1

      Dolittle, dolate

    • @cyberspino6277
      @cyberspino6277 4 года назад

      And not follow the original books what so ever

    • @Mopocrypha
      @Mopocrypha 4 года назад +2

      How are you in every RUclipsr comments

  • @tianahorsey-daydreamer8962
    @tianahorsey-daydreamer8962 Год назад +10

    Fun facts,
    1. The animal languages thing was in the original Dr. Doolittle stories and the movie with Rex Harrison. It wasn't until Eddie Murphy that they switched to some kind of innate ability.
    2. It's been a while since I read the books, but I seem to remember there being mythical creatures in them. In the original movie and in the book, I think the first story was about finding a giant snail the size of a house? So yeah. It was a half assed effort to smash the several versions together as far as I can tell.

  • @parisolivarious
    @parisolivarious 4 года назад +354

    So is this like a whale that he knows?
    “I guess so, yeah sure, I don’t care!”

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 4 года назад +9

      @Emperor Palpatine Wow wow wow wow

    • @mattgee4867
      @mattgee4867 4 года назад +1

      It seems this is what I wrote here

  • @pennywisethedancingclown2702
    @pennywisethedancingclown2702 4 года назад +689

    This video will get more likes than the actual movie.

    • @deederdoo
      @deederdoo 4 года назад +9

      More likes and more views.

    • @CalvinHikes
      @CalvinHikes 4 года назад +3

      Certainly already been funnier.

  • @lone_stick
    @lone_stick 4 года назад +460

    "I have his headshot right here."
    *Holds up a blank sheet of paper*
    "Oh, John Cena. That's a good picture."
    Just wanted to show that I, too, watched the video.

    • @lone_stick
      @lone_stick 4 года назад +5

      gina YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!!!!!!

    • @nomad7781
      @nomad7781 4 года назад +4

      smh, didn't realize the page was blank...so sad

    • @asafupps
      @asafupps 4 года назад +2

      👏👏👏 a role model for us all

    • @theladyamalthea
      @theladyamalthea 3 года назад +2

      Can someone please explain that joke to me? I know who John Cena is, but I didn’t get it.

    • @milorules2729
      @milorules2729 3 года назад +12

      @@theladyamalthea "You can't see me." - John Cena 👋👋

  • @bahmat
    @bahmat 4 года назад +161

    1:13 *shows blank piece of paper*
    Producer: "Oh, John Cena!"
    🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

    • @Evie0133
      @Evie0133 4 года назад

      bahmat I can't stop laughing 😂🤣 "I got his headshot right here!" "OH JOHN CENA!" 🤣😂

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 года назад

      Movies: look this clearly isn’t Southern California!

    • @davidmarek535
      @davidmarek535 3 года назад +1

      I don’t get it

    • @valerial9081
      @valerial9081 3 года назад

      @@davidmarek535 Me neither, maybe it's because English is not my first language :c

    • @ancientchaos5804
      @ancientchaos5804 3 года назад +4

      @@valerial9081 its a joke referencing john cena saying you can't see me when he was a wrestler. Google john cena invisible joke

  • @thebongoplayer1535
    @thebongoplayer1535 4 года назад +75

    "Can he do a Welsh accent?"
    "I don't think.. no, not really."
    This might be the best pitch meeting yet.

    • @hibbidyjibbidyy
      @hibbidyjibbidyy Год назад

      is there such a thing as welsh accent anymore? or just say allu snackbar

  • @LGPiMedia
    @LGPiMedia 4 года назад +60

    Remix the Pitch:
    Wow wow wow wow 0:15 5:27
    Tight 5:12
    Super easy 4:59
    Oh my god 4:37 4:49
    Get off my back 3:01
    I don’t know 2:23
    Well ok then 3:19 4:44
    Fair enough 2:24
    Bonus line 5:41

  • @juanchocorleone
    @juanchocorleone 4 года назад +325

    "Spoilers ahead"
    Lol. I don't care.

  • @marquis911
    @marquis911 4 года назад +30

    I cannot verbally communicate how much I smiled throughout every single episode I watched.
    You are amazing at this, and please do not stop.

  • @leyenda6149
    @leyenda6149 4 года назад +2540

    Pitch Meetings > Honest Trailers

    • @Dan-sb2fb
      @Dan-sb2fb 4 года назад +87

      yeahyeayeah!

    • @AzLolFun
      @AzLolFun 4 года назад +143

      But honest trailers has "bewwwwbs" 😂

    • @andimoz
      @andimoz 4 года назад +349

      or u can just enjoy both without having to unnecessarily pit them against each other🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @Dan-sb2fb
      @Dan-sb2fb 4 года назад +95

      Andrea Flores FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

    • @lordhydra474
      @lordhydra474 3 года назад +93

      @@Dan-sb2fb FIGHTING IS TIGHT

  • @peffiSC2source
    @peffiSC2source 4 года назад +158

    At this point you have to wonder if that's just a money laundering operation lmao.

    • @ChaniagoAbd
      @ChaniagoAbd 4 года назад +14

      It most likely is

    • @heidiwills4259
      @heidiwills4259 4 года назад +10

      That would explain a lot.

    • @lukewright9031
      @lukewright9031 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

    • @supermax64
      @supermax64 4 года назад +10

      I don't know about specifically making bad movies, but I hear the accounting in Hollywood is super wacky.

    • @200131240
      @200131240 4 года назад +5

      Wolf of Wall Street has been confirmed to have been a money laundering operation and it was still a good movie. They could at least have some class and make art while doing their crimes 🤣

  • @huverdoose
    @huverdoose 4 года назад +281

    "It's good to see Robert Downey Jr. is back in good cinema."
    -Martin Scorsese

    • @milton7763
      @milton7763 4 года назад +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      This comment is so underrated!

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad 4 года назад +1

      That guy deserves more likes.

    • @siddharth1010
      @siddharth1010 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @144digital
      @144digital Год назад

      Oh God, this is good... 😂😂😂

  • @empress-s
    @empress-s 3 года назад +65

    Let me tell you, watching this video as someone who has never seen Dolittle and had absolutely no idea what happened in it, this was A Trip

  • @gabrielgonzales5907
    @gabrielgonzales5907 4 года назад +32

    "...the dragon gonna do something to HIS butt hole now?..." LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @seendizzle5765
    @seendizzle5765 4 года назад +80

    I’m so glad that the climax of the movie was a dragon farting

  • @harrywithanh
    @harrywithanh 4 года назад +3551

    Why put a spoiler warning when no-one’s gonna go see it

    • @Allthingsfadra
      @Allthingsfadra 4 года назад +138

      I saw it. Don't worry - it was a press screening. It was so bad I couldn't even review it.

    • @elorahbillustrator
      @elorahbillustrator 4 года назад +36

      Lol, I actually kind of wanted to till I saw this....

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 4 года назад +58

      i saw it. i enjoyed it. sure it could use some improvement

    • @MaheshRaomahesh
      @MaheshRaomahesh 4 года назад +14

      Its amazing.I loved it

    • @Swiftbow
      @Swiftbow 4 года назад +37

      I saw it. (I am a fan of the Dolittle books). It was... about as bad as the Pitch Meeting suggests.

  • @fehzorz
    @fehzorz 4 года назад +126

    "So you have a money laundering scheme for me"

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 4 года назад +19

      "Yes sir I do. We need an outlet to launder our money through after our sex trafficking and prostitution profits come in!"

    • @Ilyathe2nd
      @Ilyathe2nd 4 года назад +9

      @Snoi Med "And definitely don't write about the bagpipe incident, it was embarrassing enough as it is."
      "Wouldn't it be cute if it happened to a dragon?"
      "Wow, you're very creepy."

    • @TheJuggtron
      @TheJuggtron 4 года назад +3

      this is too close to the truth

    • @patrickrobinsob1464
      @patrickrobinsob1464 4 года назад +1

      Snoi Med you should get off his back about not paying you enough.

    • @stevepalpatine2828
      @stevepalpatine2828 4 года назад

      @@Ilyathe2nd Wow wow wow

  • @thymother4186
    @thymother4186 4 года назад +301

    Watched all the ads so Ryan can afford a chiropractor after carrying the channel on his back.

    • @Zwangsworkaholic
      @Zwangsworkaholic 4 года назад +10

      yeah this channel really needs to get off his back

    • @derekschultz834
      @derekschultz834 4 года назад +9

      I watch the ads so he can afford to buy Canada

    • @shannonemberson5519
      @shannonemberson5519 4 года назад +2

      You’d think getting a chiropractor would be difficult for Ryan but it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience!!!

    • @505elvis
      @505elvis 4 года назад +2

      They should really get all the way off that thing

    • @ImaniMonique
      @ImaniMonique 4 года назад

      Zwangsworkaholic ALL the way off his back. 😂

  • @iknoukno6250
    @iknoukno6250 4 года назад +371

    Ryan is the Cleveland LeBron of youtube. He's literally carrying an entire franchise.

    • @davidtaylor4308
      @davidtaylor4308 4 года назад +23

      I agree if he had his own channel I don’t think I’d ever visit screen rant

    • @ape7119
      @ape7119 4 года назад +20

      David Taylor he does have his own channel but he doesn’t post the pitches on it

    • @davidtaylor4308
      @davidtaylor4308 4 года назад +2

      Andrew Ely :(

    • @ethanblack940
      @ethanblack940 4 года назад +6

      @@davidtaylor4308 but he does have his playlist on those pitch meetings. You could always check there for new videos

    • @EmeraldTalks
      @EmeraldTalks 4 года назад +8

      @@davidtaylor4308 Well, I think Screen Rant has the rights to the Pitch Meeting thing, so you won't see any of that stuff there, but I'd say the videos on his personal channel is arguably better than the pitch meetings,

  • @cabinboy001
    @cabinboy001 4 года назад +28

    "...has instructions in it i dont care"
    Probably every person working on that movie's mood

  • @jac0736
    @jac0736 4 года назад +269

    not being able to see John Cena's head shot "because you can't see me" catchphrase is tight

    • @DanielLopez-cy2tq
      @DanielLopez-cy2tq 4 года назад +7

      @Noise Pollution It's OK that means you never watched wrestling

    • @qwertyrevo
      @qwertyrevo 4 года назад +7

      I thought it was because Cena is so white...

    • @yoshidinono8095
      @yoshidinono8095 4 года назад

      That was forced.

    • @DanielLopez-cy2tq
      @DanielLopez-cy2tq 4 года назад

      @@yoshidinono8095 that's what she said lol

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 4 года назад +3

      @@DanielLopez-cy2tq Forced sex is tight

  • @jackjerram3550
    @jackjerram3550 4 года назад +14

    'Get all the way off my back!'
    New catchphrases sure are *TIGHT*

  • @beepboop4612
    @beepboop4612 4 года назад +70

    Why watch a pitch meeting for a movie you haven’t watched yet?
    Because
    Fair enough

  • @carter_lovejoy
    @carter_lovejoy 4 года назад +56

    Next up: The Mandalorian Season 1, every Quentin Tarantino film and the 2020 Best Picture Nominees! *DEWIT!*

  • @LibertyBridgeProductions
    @LibertyBridgeProductions 3 года назад +83

    Being from Wales I can confirm we all make fun of his accent in Dolittle here 😂.

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic 2 года назад +2

      The only Welshman that English speakers can understand are New South Welshman.

    • @promontorium
      @promontorium Год назад +1

      Being Welsh that's all you can do.

  • @mass2293
    @mass2293 4 года назад +38

    "Here's the thing about insects and animals, I did no research on them, what so ever." LMAO

  • @JeremyWS
    @JeremyWS 4 года назад +66

    "So is this a sequel, a remake, or a prequel?"
    "Yes"
    "Awesome"

    • @OfLegendBorn
      @OfLegendBorn 4 года назад +4

      Except it's none of those, so your answer is moronic. It's an original adaptation of the novel, which means it's not a sequel, not a remake and definitely not a prequel.

    • @JeremyWS
      @JeremyWS 4 года назад +12

      @@OfLegendBorn ::
      me: I made a joke and I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about the semantics.
      you: Ok, let me get off your back then.

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 4 года назад +4

      @@OfLegendBorn That would make it a remake, or reimaging, a return to the original. Or all three.

    • @jamighanijr8128
      @jamighanijr8128 4 года назад +1

      @@OfLegendBorn it is a remake technially. But if you really want to say it's not say its a reboot

    • @OfLegendBorn
      @OfLegendBorn 4 года назад

      @@jamighanijr8128 A reboot of what? The book? Again, that doesn't make sense. It's an original adaptation, leave it at that.

  • @W-meme
    @W-meme 4 года назад +20

    Producer : "Is this going to flop"
    Writer : "sure"
    Producer : "Well okay then"

  • @ThatAnArchyDude
    @ThatAnArchyDude 4 года назад +59

    Didn't even mention Spiderman (Tom Holland) voicing Dolittle's dog?
    I though it was some old lady, but the credits say it was Tom Holland.
    Dolittle: What's wrong with the Queen?
    Dog: She doesn't feel so good.
    Lol

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 4 года назад +2

      you thought the dog was voiced by an old lady?! Must've been some pretty good voice acting then!

    • @ThatAnArchyDude
      @ThatAnArchyDude 4 года назад +2

      @@princessthyemis Well, he wasn't using an 'American" accent.
      So that helped, but I also only remember him having (maybe) 3 scenes, and a handful of lines.
      So it's not like I heard him speak often. lol

    • @patrickrobinsob1464
      @patrickrobinsob1464 4 года назад

      I got that joke!!!

  • @Its__Good
    @Its__Good 4 года назад +76

    Obviously Wales will help him - he's Welsh!

    • @moniqueloomis9772
      @moniqueloomis9772 4 года назад +2

      Punny! 😂

    • @jwe2223
      @jwe2223 4 года назад +5

      And the Welsh flag has a dragon on it

    • @userusernomi
      @userusernomi 4 года назад

      thank you for making this joke, spared me from the trouble

    • @JohnGoundry
      @JohnGoundry 4 года назад

      Whales* 🤣

  • @jasonmixon4163
    @jasonmixon4163 3 года назад +2

    Just discovered this channel and now I'm hooked. I even say it with him [because I'm lonely] "is that going to be difficult? No. Barely an inconvenience." Never gets old.

  • @palus1194
    @palus1194 4 года назад +32

    You should do “the mortal instruments: city of bones” next please

  • @sclark615
    @sclark615 4 года назад +35

    "Here's the thing about animals, I've done absolutely no research on them" bravo

  • @probablyaparent
    @probablyaparent 4 года назад +24

    1:13 Best photo of John Cena I have seen yet.

  • @cowzrule6421
    @cowzrule6421 4 года назад +14

    I really want to see pitch meetings for Zombieland, Back to the Future, and Despicable Me

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 4 года назад +142

    "Dragon buttholes are tight!"
    Was this movie sponsored by Bad Dragon?

    • @attackofthelumbie9029
      @attackofthelumbie9029 4 года назад +7

      Yeah.

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 4 года назад +9

      Nah, then it would be creative.

    • @dackdack8047
      @dackdack8047 4 года назад +2

      IGGYYYYYY

    • @stevedenis8292
      @stevedenis8292 4 года назад +8

      Donkey can confirm.

    • @jacobg6628
      @jacobg6628 4 года назад +3

      I want to like this comment, but its at 69 likes and I can't ruin that for this comment. Just know I approve.

  • @rachelle_banks
    @rachelle_banks 4 года назад +38

    "...We're gonna get that 'Dolittle' money..." 😂
    No such thing. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 года назад

      The original was always syndicated or on prime time. Somehow someone must have liked it. With lower standards than my 8 year old self.

  • @funkogalleries8342
    @funkogalleries8342 4 года назад +439

    This movie sounds like a real sandpaper condom.

    • @Penguinmanereikel
      @Penguinmanereikel 4 года назад +17

      Atom Gasp more like a sandpaper fleshlight

    • @Usith
      @Usith 4 года назад +3

      What’s that?

    • @Macapta
      @Macapta 4 года назад +17

      Yoyo something you should try

    • @JBandZ36
      @JBandZ36 4 года назад +4

      @@Penguinmanereikel How... How do you know that?

    • @CasepbX
      @CasepbX 4 года назад +8

      The lady clearly gets the worse end of that deal.

  • @massachusettssportscentral9444
    @massachusettssportscentral9444 4 года назад +61

    Fan Theory:
    Ryan actually bankrolled this movie with his "Buying Canada" money figuring he would make it back tenfold with the Pitch Meeting.
    I mean there is literally no reason for this movie to exist other than for him to eviscerate it here!

    • @t.rexking441
      @t.rexking441 4 года назад

      The only problem with that Theory is that Harry Potter is owned by Warner Brothers and Dolittle (2020) was made by Disney. But it's possible that this is the same producer and screenwriter but they just switched Companies.

  • @DiNozzoLeach
    @DiNozzoLeach 2 года назад +12

    The entire summary of the 3rd act had me in stitches 🤣🤣

  • @metrunui8224
    @metrunui8224 4 года назад +38

    "So you got an animated TV series live action movie adaptation for me?"
    "Yes sir I do, and its called The Last Airbender"
    "Oh wow what happened to the first one"
    "I dont know"

  • @WhoDoVoodoo3
    @WhoDoVoodoo3 4 года назад +59

    "I told him you'd give him twenty million dollars and a cut of the box office returns" So RDJ is making $20m from this?

    • @baz1184
      @baz1184 4 года назад +2

      Plus a cut of the box office which will be several million

    • @snc0023
      @snc0023 4 года назад +2

      LOL

    • @RLucas3000
      @RLucas3000 4 года назад +2

      I wonder if RDJ will somehow end up owing them?

    • @milton7763
      @milton7763 4 года назад +6

      Shahbaz Hussain Zzzuuuuuffffff
      Went right over your head that one, didn’t it

    • @haiqal5333
      @haiqal5333 4 года назад

      @@RLucas3000 not really, how would that work though?

  • @dariondow
    @dariondow 4 года назад +70

    “So you have a movie for me?😁”
    “No sir, I don’t... Whoops!😁”
    “Whoopsie!😁”

  • @p0rt3r
    @p0rt3r 4 года назад +8

    When he said the obligatory "I don't know!", I felt like we have reached a point in Hollywood history where that needs to become "I don't care!"
    And shortly after he dropped "I guess so, yeah, sure, I don't care." and "His wife has a journal there that has instructions in it or something, I don't care."
    I felt a connection there!

  • @MasterTSayge
    @MasterTSayge 4 года назад +15

    Studios: Excuse me Robert Downey jr, but did you say you wanted to Do little or Dolittle?
    RDJ: Yes

  • @toptenguy1
    @toptenguy1 4 года назад +36

    When your anxiety grows because the clip is almost over, and you haven't heard "Super easy, barely an incovenience" yet.

    • @alecpowers8591
      @alecpowers8591 3 года назад

      Does everyone these days have anxiety

  • @retroroyalplays9457
    @retroroyalplays9457 4 года назад +24

    "Oh, who's going to voice him?"
    "I have his headshot right here." *shows blank piece of paper*
    "Oh, John Cena; that's a great picture" 😂🤣🤣💀 I love these pitch meetings

  • @alismith3801
    @alismith3801 4 года назад +41

    Yay I am early!!!! And I actually saw the film!!! I wish they'd had a voice actor for Robert Downey Jr.

  • @zakariya8066
    @zakariya8066 4 года назад +21

    Screen Rant idea: "So you've got a children's cartoon show for me?" "Yes sir I do, It's called Sponge Bob Square pants..."

  • @Purgosmusic
    @Purgosmusic 4 года назад +129

    This movie sounds like child made this up or an adult got really high lol

    • @ScionStorm1
      @ScionStorm1 4 года назад +8

      Dolittle is what you get when you spend all your skill points on exotic Linguistics.

    • @Purgosmusic
      @Purgosmusic 4 года назад +3

      Or what u get when u play druid who only knows the spell commune with animals lol

    • @Jordan-vc4cn
      @Jordan-vc4cn 4 года назад

      So, like any of Robert Rodriguez's family films.

    • @xenotronia6681
      @xenotronia6681 4 года назад

      They were books first, and they were great

  • @JohnBaker-ki8vw
    @JohnBaker-ki8vw 4 года назад +37

    Pitch Meeting notification? Instantly dropped everything I was doing . . .

    • @outtheredude
      @outtheredude 4 года назад +1

      Please tell me you're not a heart surgeon. ;-)

    • @themarkiscookin
      @themarkiscookin 4 года назад +2

      It was super easy barely an inconvenience

  • @norbertoszi6812
    @norbertoszi6812 4 года назад +29

    I'm truly amazed that Ryan is so damn prepared with everything.I literally rolled on the floor at the Cena joke.Didn't see that coming.😂😂😂😂

  • @ericpraline
    @ericpraline 4 года назад +20

    Why wasn’t the parrot voiced by John Cleese? (Michael Palin works too)

    • @johnburnside7828
      @johnburnside7828 4 года назад +2

      Polynesia is female, so they'd have to use their housewife voices, and they're so annoying.

  • @alphonsokillen3505
    @alphonsokillen3505 4 года назад +473

    Their needs to be a Pitch Meeting for The Last Airbender. Its such a disaster. Like so Screen Rant sees

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 4 года назад +21

      I see only one problem with it. We are all reminded of that shitshow of a movie.

    • @alphonsokillen3505
      @alphonsokillen3505 4 года назад +4

      true but the jokes would be funny

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 4 года назад +4

      @@alphonsokillen3505 Indeed. It would be hilarious. Especially with this type of humour. But still. Brrrrr. Get the chills thinking about it.

    • @rangers94ism
      @rangers94ism 4 года назад +6

      You're going to have to get aaaaaaalll the way off Ryan's back about this.

    • @turbotaquitogoogle8095
      @turbotaquitogoogle8095 4 года назад +3

      *There

  • @SomashreeSaha
    @SomashreeSaha 3 года назад +5

    5:29 The look on Ryan's face when he said, "Now I'm gonna help you😉"

  • @yashwinning
    @yashwinning 4 года назад +42

    Agent: So what are you gonna do after you're done with Endgame?
    RDJ: I'm gonna do little
    Agent: Say no more

  • @GeekdomCentral
    @GeekdomCentral 4 года назад +19

    “People are gonna flock to the theaters” - I see what you did there

  • @Donegal62
    @Donegal62 4 года назад +8

    "I'm gonna need you to get aallll the way off my back..." Hahahaha.

  • @somethingbeyondwords9553
    @somethingbeyondwords9553 4 года назад +38

    “Here’s the thing about insects and animals...I did no research on them onesoever...”

    • @eugeneflynn7435
      @eugeneflynn7435 4 года назад +1

      @Shaggy 100% Brilliant! Can explain many things.

    • @yondaime500
      @yondaime500 4 года назад

      "Actually insects are animals as well"
      "I rest my case"

  • @imolaunger
    @imolaunger 4 года назад +59

    "Can he do a Welsh accent?"
    "I don't thi... no, not really." 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

  • @magicmank6893
    @magicmank6893 4 года назад +12

    Pitch meetings is the only reason I watch screen rant !

  • @marioalt9420
    @marioalt9420 4 года назад +10

    "Yeah, sure, that seems to be what I wrote here" seems to be a perfect new Pitch Meeting catchphrase :D