The bad protesters are wrongly trying to change the situation and the bad cops are wrongly using their power, the peaceful protesters are trying to make a change the right way and the helpful cops are doing the right thing
@LesiPlaysHacks Gaming I suppose it is the distinction between uppercase Universe, and lowercase universe. The first one refers to all of existence, while the second refers to a particular reality.
@@Immortalcheese I mean they also found a bunch of Egyptian sarcophagus, the moon and two planets are going to make a smiley face next month at this point in time not much is going to surprise us. I mean you remember the wild fires in Australia? Yeah that was this year!
“Is being dumb the same thing as being evil in this timeline?” “Unclear, but they do seem to kinda go hand and hand a lot” That line is honestly kinda brilliant with how true it is
"Who is the president of the United States?" "W..what?! Donald Trump?! You are kidding? O..ohh..that explains the idea of injecting bleach..and..the sudden jump in racism..huh.."
2020: And boy let me tell you, it’s really dumb Producer: oh really 2020: yeah the president of the USA is telling people to inject themselves with Lysol to prevent infection from a really bad cough Producer: what
Would that be the one were these tools FINALLY ADMIT this was clearly, and always was, nothing more than a government Psy-Op to see what they could put the population through, and how dumb humanity could possibly be?
@@MaxSMoke777is the government skilled, capable and competent or not? Either they are great at their jobs and nobody is the wiser or they’re all morons who do nothing but waste money.
I would just jokingly point out that I gave this comment it's 220th like(220, 2020? geddit?), but the last time I did something like that I got into an argument that ended with the other person deleting their comment for no reason, so.. yeh.
@@emeraldkoala2 yeah, that may as well happen lol.. Nah, I love those number jokes, and hope I get another comment from whoever 420 is in the future.. That is if the likes ever get that High ;)
Nah, you just never noticed how normal it is for people to cough in public until you were conditioned to think of things like touching doorknobs or using non-disposable dishes in restaurants as being perilous. First time I went to the grocery store after COVID started blowing up, I remember watching 10 heads turn, with murder in their eyes, because someone's kid kept coughing a few aisles over.
@@thevoxdeus Nah, I tend to notice when someone coughs in public because Im one of those weirdos who decided to spend their last brain cells doing that.
A bunch of Ryans from across the multiverse somehow got stranded in one universe with their memories erased, which is why they all think of each other as different people, and are constantly inventing age-old things despite wearing modern clothes.
*gets teleported onto an interdimensional game show about being stupid* "Well, this may as well happen now" Yeah that's everyone just accepting more chaos.
"This guy is from the dumbest timeline." -the guy who brought someone from a timeline knowing there was a pandemic to a room with people from three timelines without it.
@@liamsanborn5849 I would guess a set amount. Because if there are infinite timelines, how would you ever be able to accurately come to the conclusion that one timeline is the dumbest?
That look of paralyzing panic when they realize what they've done at the end is golden. "Ok, we should probably get him out of here!" "Yea this was a bad idea!"
"Okay, yeah, this may as well happen." "I mean to be honest I think most of us kind of pieced that together." 2020 Ryan has pretty much given up at this point.
Do you guys not realize that the "murder hornets" dont spread very far, and are not that uncommon. It only became news because of the "2020 bad year" trend.
@@ReturnofBenjamin Infectin our tv crews and spreading the pandemic into our own universes is super easy, barely an inconvenience! well, actually it is, but nevermind!
RatedZeus Fairly sure he said the next day it had been a joke. One said in confidence of the human intellect, but a joke nonetheless. Whether it was or not, I don’t care how ya think, but the more you know, have some free information.
@@jaxusr235 then have some free information yourself : the days following Trump's "jOkE", there has been a spike in calls toward health and anti poison centers about bleach (or similar products) ingestion/injection related cases.
I tried to hit the comment button but hit dislike instead. I would change it, but I don't care enough to exert that much effort. Also, this is me commenting.
To be clear-- there's obviously a lot more to this situation than everybody just staying home, and I'm clearly poking fun at those who are out protesting with "me wanty haircut" signs and crowding beaches. I've made a donation to Food Banks Canada and if you're fortunate enough to be in a position to donate as well, it's very fun to do. These sites have super neat buttons to click on: Food Banks Canada: www.foodbankscanada.ca/Make-A-Donation.aspx Feeding America: www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-local-foodbank Global Foodbanking Network: www.foodbanking.org/take-action/donate/
In Fairness Ryan, though your bit is hilarious, I'm losing my business. People are committing suicide over their businesses they've worked decades for. I understand the risks, but with the actual deaths and fatality rates in question, what do you expect people to do?
Dumbest timeline guy:... Well, aren't you going to let me know how to invent teleportation from my timeline? Smarty timeline guy: you know my back? I'm going to need you to get way off it.
Host: These are the products that people from this timeline have stocked up on during quarantine. Smart TL Guy1: Pharmaceutical products and food? Host: No, that's incorrect. Remember this is the dumbest timeline we're talking about here. Smart TL Guy2: I don't know, toilet paper and booze? Host: *laughing as he confirms it's the correct answer* Smart TL Guy1: I'm starting to think their stupidity is the real pandemic here.
@Stephen Blair If you want to play it that way, since conservatives are always guilty of whatever they accuse liberals of, I'll take that as a confession you want to legally kill liberals. Mask rejection is a symptom of that after all.
@@LordIchmael If you are talking about politicians... that may as well be a true statement. But I’d like to mention a few items: The right is violent extremists...... meanwhile. Anti-trump riots after election. BLM/Antifa destroying thousands of livelihoods and homes..... (and please don’t embarrass yourself by mentioning Jan6. No where close to BLM actually burning the city.... The right isn’t tolerant.... meanwhile the left is shouting down and denying opposing viewpoints. (Both sides engage but the left won’t allow you to speak even if they have to burn a campus down) The right is racist..... meanwhile an entire political party based their whole strategy off of race being at front and center. The party which now says it’s ok to discriminate against white people and Asians while at the same time, doing EVERYTHING they can to hold back an entire group of black Americans by chaining them to the government and disempowering them. Claiming fake news only on right when liberal media continues to publish proven lies and deceptions. NYT, WaPo, etc. all have been caught doing so. So yes. Liberals are major projectors as well. People project. Politicians lie.
This is actually the one time thats a stupid comment. This deals with timelines and parallel universes. Its the one setting where you can just have a bunch of the same person hanging out.
@@NunchuckOmega Idk man to be honest I don't really see the resemblance. Although if you squint really hard he does start to look a bit like Ryan George.
to be fair, if a person would materilize in front of me - i would just cross "alien invasion" or "robot invasion" or "demons from hell" on my apocalypse bingo
I just want to point out that I found this channel during the pandemic, and it got me through what was an obviously rough patch in life. Thank you Ryan George. Keep up the good work.
Hey at least we now live in a timeline where Portugese Eurovision winner Salvador Sobral is still alive. I used to be in a timeline where he died from complications after his heart transplant. I only found out he was alive again when i looked him up on wikipedia last year. Truth be told i first of thought it was a joke, but there is no record of there previously being misinformation about this. Also my whole family has the same memory of this event because we found out about his death on new years eve so we all read it at the same time.
@@bait5257 Justin Trudeau, Canadian prime minister said something that tons of people made a joke out of. Ryan George made the reference because he lives in Quebec.
Asia as a whole seems like a terrible place to live, what with giant virus facilities, murder hornets, and in some places, something even worse: *communism*
2 years later and this is the best skit for 2020 by far. I've lived through 60 years and yes 2020 is the dumbest so far!!! Love your channel Ryan, Your humour never fails to make me chortle ! Thanks for keeping this Granny smiling through the rough times.♥ Stay Groovy ✌~N~💖
This has somewhat made me self conscious. Like us from alternate timelines could be looking at us via advanced technology and be like really disappointed
Frankly as an american I already get that feeling, the constant WTF reactions of anyone from a different country to trump, republicans our general political shenanigans and all of that getting worse along with everything else going into the 20s
"idk not to inject their products" "WOW that's right!" "hahahah what idiots" I just.... love Ryan George so much.... he makes me laugh, he makes me not cry. It's great.
The dumbest timeline: The one where they risk their lives by bringing a fellow in for a game show who comes from a timeline where there's a worldwide pandemic!
@JFQ bud, whether or not you're aware a disease is killing people- it still is.The situation is certainly complex, but downplaying the disease, blaming 5G towers or turning it into some late night history channel conspiracy is why we're the dumbest timeline. It's a shame you won't care until it kills someone you know, which may happen considering we re opened the country while thousands still die from it everyday. But y'know, haircuts.
@JFQ you do realise point 1-6 things will happen for sure no matter if lockdown or not? Because the reopenings have the same(or higher) costs for buisnesses, but the income is definitivly lower, so it isn't really a solution. And besides, the wider we open now, the harder the second wave will hit and if it is hard enough it will kill the economy for sure. So to reopen now won't fix the issue it will only worsen it later. So please, don't yell about now, instead think about later
@JFQ I felt ryan was a little harsh but after this ultra dumb post, I concur that this is the dumbest timeline. The real dumb thing being that moronic borders defined by other moronic people quite some time back are not just printing more paper with famous people and numbers on them and give them to people just so that the people running these enclosed areas for a temporary amount of time can keep "competing" over who has the biggest d**k while people, including those in their borders, die from a global pandemic. And even though everyone is fully aware that the ones who are creating the want to go out and work to get some famous people number papers are just brokers whose job to manipulate the market goes away with no market being there, which in my opinion is not that bad
@JFQ well if we use your way of thinking, 1)How many vulnerable people have to die so as psychologically weak people can go out and not commit suicide. 2)How many vulnerable people need to die in order for some people to be able to go out because THEY ARE BORED inside 3)How many healthy people need to die so that some can go to work like nothing is happening? Because healthy people die too from coronavirus if you don't know... 4)How many children, who are supposed to continue the generation have to die, so as older people can continue making some money, and then use them for what? pay the hospital bills of their kid who is sick......
i can virtually guarantee we'll get another episode if trump wins in 2024. "so you made this guy president, immediately regretted it, he completely flubbed a global pandemic, tried to OVERTHROW HIS OWN GOVERNMENT and you made him president AGAIN?"
@@dietotaku Uhhhh did you not get the memo that the completely fabricated Russian collusion story was an actual insurrection attempt? And that federal government agents conspired to say the Hunter laptop story was false before the election even though they knew it was true? Are you aware that democrats used the power of the federal government to literally try to overthrow the results of a fair election and then directly tamper with the next one in a fashion that likely swing millions of votes? How are you so incredibly deluded and out of touch with reality? It's so embarrassing. My God lol
Ryan: *stands in absolute darkness* Ryan: "Who the hell are you?" Ryan: "Ryan, it's Time I told you that you are part of a bigger picture. You just don't know it yet." Ryan: "Boy, your name is Ryan too? that's awesome" Ryan: "Ryan, I'm here to talk to you about the Ryan initiative" Ryan: "wow, wow, wow"
I love that they don't tell him about teleportation because "It's funnier if I don't tell you." rather than any kind of prime directive nonsense about not polluting alternate timelines or anything.
This is also the timeline where people eat Tide pods, and lick everything for attention, like toilet seats and ice cream containers. So in a way, the whole pandemic thing makes sense.
To be honest the way he coughed got me thinking well enough to recheck and confirm my suspicions, I hadn't payed much attention to who the person might be till then
SilverSmoke nope it’s evil to make ppl think they have to endanger them self and others to avoid starving when the government is fully capable of taking care of ppl during a crisis
@@silversmoke8398 You think cautious people are the bad guys because we don't want to see our parents die from a disease, but we're not your enemy. You have 2. The virus, itself, and the government who has put restrictions on working in our country without covering our needs. Blame the virus. Blame the government. Don't blame the people just trying to stay safe.
SilverSmoke the government have the means to support the country through a crisis just because the current administration would rather give relief funds to giant Corporations doesn’t change that and taxation isn’t theft and thinking so kind excludes you from reasonable discussion, kind like if we are having a convo about geography and your going on about a flat earth
@@TheBloobster I actually think that Corona just like with so many things, is only ever funny when America gets involved. You got people protesting on the streets because the Government can't cover the public financially because they don't have social programs paid with tax payer money because the same people who are now protesting don't want the social programs because of socialism or communism or whatever the fuck they think that is. And instead of using your tax payer money on getting everyone out of the pandemic alive you've got president poopy pants spending time and resources on finding some sort of culprit that probably doesn't exist. You couldn't make this up. It's hilarious.
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In these uncertain timelines, timelines can be uncertain. And when timelines are uncertain it's not always certain what timeline it is.
Never go full Heisenberg.
Imagine above quote in Matthew McConaughey's voice😂
No stop being uncertain! you're going to split the timeline!
This is their stories: *DUN DUN*
I've heard this somewhere, who said this?
It's like... already time for a sequel to this.
Not enough material for a new one yet. I'm guessing Ryan will wait until Trump declares martial law.
@@Jhymnbeau Or for Trump to be reelected.
@Secret Mage
There are plenty of peaceful protesters, there are some rioters which automatically goes into peoples mind that everyone is rioting
The bad protesters are wrongly trying to change the situation and the bad cops are wrongly using their power, the peaceful protesters are trying to make a change the right way and the helpful cops are doing the right thing
Released today 😆
I think we just solved the Ryan George Cinematic Universe.
I would totally go live there... If I only knew what the women looked like. And thinking about it worries me.
THE RGCU
@LesiPlaysHacks Gaming I suppose it is the distinction between uppercase Universe, and lowercase universe. The first one refers to all of existence, while the second refers to a particular reality.
Ryan George Into The Ryan Verse
RGCU yes that is very interesting
Man this Loki show is a lot different than I was expecting
this is what branched timelines did after finding out about the multiverse
Subverting expectations is TIGHT!
loki wasnt out when this came out
@@RayAesthetics its a joke...
@@RayAesthetics
That makes it even better ))
"Ok this may as well happen."
That's the kind of defeated attitude I find sad yet highly relatable.
lmao notice how nonreactive we were to Giant Murder Hornets. We hear the news and are just like "ok, sure why not"
It perfectly captures the response I had when I saw the murder Hornets headline.
“Adult life is already so god damn weird”
@@Immortalcheese I mean they also found a bunch of Egyptian sarcophagus, the moon and two planets are going to make a smiley face next month at this point in time not much is going to surprise us. I mean you remember the wild fires in Australia? Yeah that was this year!
_primecode 0:22
Ryan actually looked truly dejected when they were guessing what's going on in our timeline, bravo sir some great acting!
I felt really sorry for him here :c
What acting?
@@stevenloube6784 What you said. It would only have been acting if he didn't look dejected.
Yeah, pretty impressive stuff here. This is one of the funniest ones yet.
Depressive realism. It really struck home for me.
9 months later and I feel like there's already enough material for a 13-episode season of this.
Screen writer guy: Yes sir it does
Im still buying toilet paper by the square, my local dealer sells it at 35 cents a pop can't beet that and it's right next door.
@@karthikeyan3d319 it was nothing, barley an Inconvince
@@karthikeyan3d319 barely an inconvenience.
better than 90% of netflix
I always thought the guy who coughed was a different person but just now I realized he’s also played by Ryan
SAME!
Wait what
wait what
What wait
Who, what? Wait?
This man has mastered the art of being extremely passive aggressive
being from quebec? lol
Well I mean he's Canadian, so...
being passive aggressive is tight!
@@SchroomMetanoia and it super easy, bearly an inconvenience
also mastered the art of being in 2 places at once!
This has to become an ongoing series. That is a demand.
With other imaginary timelines
I like how the dude is so depressed he isn't even fazed by being teleported to an alternate dimension.
thats not depression, thats just disappointment brought on by truth
Well what does he have to be afraid of? He already lives in this timeline 😂
At this point, I'd be the same way. "I've been teleported to a place I don't know and will probably die. About sums up 2020"
Would you? Honestly now. Would you be phased in any way about anything, at this point?
@@stevendeamon yeah, if aliens came, I'd say the same as him.....
“Is being dumb the same thing as being evil in this timeline?”
“Unclear, but they do seem to kinda go hand and hand a lot”
That line is honestly kinda brilliant with how true it is
The only Ryan George skit where being the same guy for every character is part of the skit.
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Clever!
Yeah
HE SAID THE THING! HE SAID *”M O I S T L Y”*
Ty mr Trudeau
Wowowoww
Secret Canadian propaganda.
When Ryan just goes from one person acting different characters to him acting as himself from different universes.
MebiAnime does that mean there’s a Ryan extended universe now?
Ryanverse is tight
@@DyedinBlack it means there's a ryan extended multiverse
He goes beyond anime powers
Its the RCEU the next Villan will be Ryan fought by alot of Ryans that defeat him by doing a Backflip.
Anyone here post-election 2024?
*raises hand*
I live here now.
Yup
We definitely in that timeline now
Seriously
The Ryan George Universe is getting even bigger.
RGU > MCU
It's a multiverse now 😩
The RGU
It is a Ryan George MULTIVERSE now
I know! Especially with "coughing guy." What's next, an IMDb page listing *three* actors?
This universe has seriously grown exponentially overnight.
I know this was just a sketch but can you make more episodes of the dumbest timeline
YESSS!
It's just our timeline. :/
im in
"Who is the president of the United States?"
"W..what?! Donald Trump?! You are kidding? O..ohh..that explains the idea of injecting bleach..and..the sudden jump in racism..huh.."
He absolutely should!
Producer guy: So you have a dumb timeline for me
2020: Yes sir I do
2020: And boy let me tell you, it’s really dumb
Producer: oh really
2020: yeah the president of the USA is telling people to inject themselves with Lysol to prevent infection from a really bad cough
Producer: what
@@the_jdb3351 Wooopsie!
@Ryan George Please do this.
@@the_jdb3351
Producer: But that will kill people!
2020: Whoops
Producer: Whoopsie
dude you have 420 likes. i can't fuck that up
We DESPERATELY need a sequel to this skit
Would that be the one were these tools FINALLY ADMIT this was clearly, and always was, nothing more than a government Psy-Op to see what they could put the population through, and how dumb humanity could possibly be?
@@MaxSMoke777is the government skilled, capable and competent or not? Either they are great at their jobs and nobody is the wiser or they’re all morons who do nothing but waste money.
"Okay, yeah, this may as well happen..." is probably one of the most accurate lines to describe 2020
Oh, 3-months-ago-version of @ApollohatesHisdayjob , you don't know the half of it.
I would just jokingly point out that I gave this comment it's 220th like(220, 2020? geddit?), but the last time I did something like that I got into an argument that ended with the other person deleting their comment for no reason, so.. yeh.
@@emeraldkoala2 yeah, that may as well happen lol..
Nah, I love those number jokes, and hope I get another comment from whoever 420 is in the future.. That is if the likes ever get that High ;)
@@apollohateshisdayjob9606 Hm. Does 419 count? xD
@@apollohateshisdayjob9606 damn, missed it.
I wouldn't be surprised if Ryan was the one holding the camera in this
He was! Check the reflection on the glasses.
I think he just adds a shake effect to the still footage to make it look like someone's holding a camera
probably a tripod, unless he has a zoom lense.
I think "Resigned Ryan" is one of the funniest characters I've ever seen.
I'm pretty sure "Resigned Ryan" is just Ryan in real life.
I like bob
We are all Resigned Ryan.
@Stella H It would be great if he left screen rant though
@Stella H Yeah but how much money is screen rant taking from him for making those videos?
I swear after covid started, americans got 40% more skilled at coughing and sneezing directly on eachother.
Nah, you just never noticed how normal it is for people to cough in public until you were conditioned to think of things like touching doorknobs or using non-disposable dishes in restaurants as being perilous.
First time I went to the grocery store after COVID started blowing up, I remember watching 10 heads turn, with murder in their eyes, because someone's kid kept coughing a few aisles over.
@@thevoxdeus those people need to be given a Darwin award... People are so dumb.
@@thevoxdeus I remember when the pandemic started over here, if you had a slight cough everyone would stare daggers at you, good times.
ow.
@@thevoxdeus Nah, I tend to notice when someone coughs in public because Im one of those weirdos who decided to spend their last brain cells doing that.
We thought that we figured out the Ryan Cinematic Universe, but no. This was a Multiverse all along!
All universes are multiverses. Its only a matter of figuring out travel or not.
So many possibilities
Infinite Ryan’s, infinite Georges
That makes SENSE
A bunch of Ryans from across the multiverse somehow got stranded in one universe with their memories erased, which is why they all think of each other as different people, and are constantly inventing age-old things despite wearing modern clothes.
"Avoiding teleportation so the conduit stays sterile" that's suspiciously specific
Clearly, Ryan can actually travel through time, visit other timelines, etc. and this is his admission of that.
@@ladyvincenza what if all his videos are recorded in some sort of place like the citadel of ricks from rick and morty
It's Jackson that would make sense on how people do not know not to steal stuff but have a camera, court to capture all the 1stimers
"You're oddly specific!"
one posted hoping that Ryan George would bring that saying back...
I wonder what is Evil Ryan from the darkest timeline like
His intro's probably something like "Evil Ryan in the morning"
He probably just, like, makes videos instead of using his amazing cloning technology for good.
The screenwriter boss lol
He most likely has a goatee.
@@somethingclever4297or at least a fake cut out until it grows out fully
"Okay, yeah, well this may as well happen" is basically the slogan for 2020.
Best comment
That is true.
Unfortunately true
Lol I had the exact same thought
Ok doomer
*gets teleported onto an interdimensional game show about being stupid*
"Well, this may as well happen now"
Yeah that's everyone just accepting more chaos.
It's like Secret Wars, only... lamer.
that was part of john mulaney's stand up special
Sometimes that's the only option you have
"This guy is from the dumbest timeline."
-the guy who brought someone from a timeline knowing there was a pandemic to a room with people from three timelines without it.
they can always just inject desinfection in their veins, it helps stop the spread
@@doppelhelixes Of the disease AND their genes. Double win!
But I have a question. Is there infinite timelines or a set amount.
@@liamsanborn5849 I would guess a set amount. Because if there are infinite timelines, how would you ever be able to accurately come to the conclusion that one timeline is the dumbest?
@Justin Marion The same common sense that put them in this position in the first place?
That look of paralyzing panic when they realize what they've done at the end is golden.
"Ok, we should probably get him out of here!"
"Yea this was a bad idea!"
...but we're the dumbest timeline LOL
@@did_I_hurt_your_fee_fees Maybe NOT! 😋
"Did we just accidentally infect 3 other timelines?"
"Yeah yeah yeah."
"Oops."
"Oopsie."
"Infecting timelines is tight!"
Lol
Barely an inconvenience......
amazing comment!
Bravo
It's "whoopsie", you uncultured swine.
Ryan George: [makes a video about alternate timelines]
Everyone: You're saying there's a multiverse?
“Wait, there are other timelines?”
Ryan George Cinematic Multiverse
@@lazerninga What would've happened if I let Jeff roll that die?...
So you're saying there's a chance!
Wow wow wow
"Okay, yeah, this may as well happen."
"I mean to be honest I think most of us kind of pieced that together."
2020 Ryan has pretty much given up at this point.
We all have given up.
@@gabrieljordan8015 indeed we have
Do you guys not realize that the "murder hornets" dont spread very far, and are not that uncommon. It only became news because of the "2020 bad year" trend.
@@WhaleManMan I can only speak for myself but I was referring to the pandemic and the general stupidity of the public regarding it
2:25 "Is being dumb the same thing as being evil in this timeline?" Love it! Been saying this for a lifetime...
When the guys in the "smarter timelines" bring someone from a world they know has a pandemic and don't isolate him.
Whoopsie!
Bringing in pandemics from other universes to infect ours is tight!
TBF they didn't find out about the pandemic part until later
@@ReturnofBenjamin Infectin our tv crews and spreading the pandemic into our own universes is super easy, barely an inconvenience! well, actually it is, but nevermind!
In their multiverse they've already got a cure for CoVid. It was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@@dewaunwarren1 Actually the host was aware.
That silence towards the end "Maybe we're the dumb ones from bringing him here"
Dumbest doesn't mean any of them are the smartest.
Doesnt mean that there are the smart Ryans xD
Dunno for suretain but someone might have drank the yellow solution recently...
@@Squeekysquid No because he's not sure.
They're not really worried, their teleportation devices will cure them of any ailments.
I still can't believe that not injecting disinfectants needed to be stated.
Well the president said it must be true.
RatedZeus Fairly sure he said the next day it had been a joke. One said in confidence of the human intellect, but a joke nonetheless. Whether it was or not, I don’t care how ya think, but the more you know, have some free information.
@@jaxusr235 then have some free information yourself : the days following Trump's "jOkE", there has been a spike in calls toward health and anti poison centers about bleach (or similar products) ingestion/injection related cases.
What do you expect? You're aware twitter exists arent you?
Its the USA, what did you expect ;-)
His acceptance of not being told the secrets of teleportation is so relatable
I guess a backflip will not save the day this time.
It breaks social distancing protocols so. . .yeah.
Coronavirus doesn't have a neck, so you can't break it and save the day :(
I want to like but there are 69 likes so I can't
IMPOSSIBLE
Havent tried it yet
Years from now when kids ask me what the Coronavirus pandemic was like, I'm just gonna show them this video
"was" like. As in, is over years from now
I tried to hit the comment button but hit dislike instead. I would change it, but I don't care enough to exert that much effort. Also, this is me commenting.
What do you mean was?
"Yep, _this_ might as well happen..."
"Murder Wasps arrive in North America"
"Yep..."
Hindsight really is.... 2020.
(Drum rolls)
Yup..this might as well happen 🤷♀️🤦
We definitely need a sequel to this in 2024
To be clear-- there's obviously a lot more to this situation than everybody just staying home, and I'm clearly poking fun at those who are out protesting with "me wanty haircut" signs and crowding beaches.
I've made a donation to Food Banks Canada and if you're fortunate enough to be in a position to donate as well, it's very fun to do. These sites have super neat buttons to click on:
Food Banks Canada: www.foodbankscanada.ca/Make-A-Donation.aspx
Feeding America: www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-local-foodbank
Global Foodbanking Network: www.foodbanking.org/take-action/donate/
Ryan George you oughta pin this at the top. 😎
Jadore tes video, ca maide beaucoup avec mon anxieter relier au virus. Thx
In Fairness Ryan, though your bit is hilarious, I'm losing my business. People are committing suicide over their businesses they've worked decades for. I understand the risks, but with the actual deaths and fatality rates in question, what do you expect people to do?
It's super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Dude, your the truth
it's a good thing ryan doesn't actually need to socialize with anyone but himself in his life
He does have a girlfriend though, he says it in the description. She helped him cut his hair.
Lolol
Dumbest Timeline Guy: "Oh, OK. This might as well happen."
*my reaction to everything since quarantine*
Me from, like, 2017 onward.
*2016
everyone in 2020 so far XD
Me ever since I turned 25
Aaaaaand we're back.
"Yep, this may as well happen."
How most of us in America responded to the murder hornets.
Well no one responded to the declassification of UFOs so it may as well happen.
Super easy.
wait, the what?
@@pbac9570 thats where the hornets come from.☝️
Its almost like an American slogan! Why fix problems when you can just shrug at them?
Dumbest Timeline Guy: You guys invented teleportation?
Smarty Timeline Contestant Guy: It was super easy, barely an inconvenience
Dumbest timeline guy:... Well, aren't you going to let me know how to invent teleportation from my timeline?
Smarty timeline guy: you know my back? I'm going to need you to get way off it.
Oh, really??
I love how he doesn't even care about being called a dumb dumb dumbie
Well you heard it folks some surprising self-awareness from dumb-dumb over here
That's probably at the bottom of his list of things to care about at the moment
i don't wonna be the grammer police but it's dumb dumb (dummy or dummies) just sayin
@@harveydent706 you are very right, unsure why I spelt it that way
0:21 "Okay yea this may as well happen"
The entire mood of 2020 in one sentence.
"Just so know, Ryan you are now creating six different Timelines."
"Of course I am, Ryan."
"Troy and Abed in social diiistance"
I wonder what Ryan is like in the other two timelines?
24, if you factor in the host.
I wonder what's happening in those other timelines.
Troy and Abed dumbest tiiimeline
Love it.
"You're from the actual DUMBEST tumeline."
"Yeah, a lot of us have figured that out already."
"Some surprising self-awareness from Dummy McDumbpants here!"
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It is both funny and sad because it is quite likely we are one of the dumber ones if alternate realities exist. He conveyed it perfectly. lol
@@Playingwith3D Nah. Not saying I'm particularly smart, but I reckon I could be a lot dumber.
Agreed!
"How do I know this is my timeline?"
Why would you want it to be?
Ryan: "Okay, I'm going to need you to get aaaaaallllllllllllllllllllll the way off my back."
hes worried about spreading it
Family.
It was super easy, barely an inconveniece to find out.
Any other would be better apparently
Ah, 2020… A more innocent time…
Give us a sequel Ryan!
Ah, 2021... A more innocent time...
Host: These are the products that people from this timeline have stocked up on during quarantine.
Smart TL Guy1: Pharmaceutical products and food?
Host: No, that's incorrect. Remember this is the dumbest timeline we're talking about here.
Smart TL Guy2: I don't know, toilet paper and booze?
Host: *laughing as he confirms it's the correct answer*
Smart TL Guy1: I'm starting to think their stupidity is the real pandemic here.
William Mbongolwane
And the realization of their own stupidity when they brought a guy from a pandemic timeline onto their show without precautions.
Give this man a writer job
stupidity and ignorance IS the real pandemic.
“Is being dumb the same as being evil in this timeline?” Finally someone says it.
@Stephen Blair what?
@Stephen Blair If you want to play it that way, since conservatives are always guilty of whatever they accuse liberals of, I'll take that as a confession you want to legally kill liberals. Mask rejection is a symptom of that after all.
Some American somewhere: “nah it’s not evil. It’s freedom “
@@LordIchmael If you are talking about politicians... that may as well be a true statement. But I’d like to mention a few items:
The right is violent extremists...... meanwhile. Anti-trump riots after election. BLM/Antifa destroying thousands of livelihoods and homes..... (and please don’t embarrass yourself by mentioning Jan6. No where close to BLM actually burning the city....
The right isn’t tolerant.... meanwhile the left is shouting down and denying opposing viewpoints. (Both sides engage but the left won’t allow you to speak even if they have to burn a campus down)
The right is racist..... meanwhile an entire political party based their whole strategy off of race being at front and center. The party which now says it’s ok to discriminate against white people and Asians while at the same time, doing EVERYTHING they can to hold back an entire group of black Americans by chaining them to the government and disempowering them.
Claiming fake news only on right when liberal media continues to publish proven lies and deceptions. NYT, WaPo, etc. all have been caught doing so.
So yes. Liberals are major projectors as well. People project. Politicians lie.
This didn’t age well. Seeing as asymptotic transmission isnt a thing.
"Yep, this may as well happen." What I say everyday since this happened.
That's what I've been saying since 2016. :-(
that's what ive been saying since 1016. :-(
My response to the murder hornets lol
"How do I know this is my timeline?"
Dude, just take the win if it isn't.
“Sooo, you have a pandemic for me?”
“Yes sir, I do!”
🤣
Face masks are tight
No really this face mask is tight. Kind of hurting my ears.
Quotes from other Ryan George videos is TIGHT😁 Must be hard to live in the dumbest timeline....actually..
I got a feeling that pitch meeting will be TIGHT!
Host: "We are from the smarter timelines. And today we're bringing an infected person from an alternate dimension to our gameshow!"
THIS XD
They already have the vaccine
They were competing for the title of the dumbest timeline! And won, probably.
They said they were the SMARTER timeline not the SMARTEST timeline.
Chances are in the less ignorant timelines, they listen to scientists and thus can cure it.
“ok yeah this might as well happen” 😂😂 my thoughts 95% of the time
As someone from the dumbest timeline, I can confirm this to be accurate.
Ryan George looks a lot like that other guy, Ryan George. Kind of like Ryan George, with a bit of Ryan George. I wonder if they're related.
Damn what an original comment. Was it hard copy/pasting what thousands of other people write every day? Please, don't tire yourself damn!
@Skylingale I hadn't copied and pasted it, it's just a common style of joke my dood
I disagree, I think he looks more like Ryan George, but I see what you mean with him looking like Ryan George
This is actually the one time thats a stupid comment. This deals with timelines and parallel universes. Its the one setting where you can just have a bunch of the same person hanging out.
@@NunchuckOmega Idk man to be honest I don't really see the resemblance. Although if you squint really hard he does start to look a bit like Ryan George.
2:55 lol love how that coughing guy didn't even care that a whole person just materialized from thin air in front of him.
He should have said oh... my God
We dumb dumb timeline, nothing make sense
He probably would've cared more if half a person had materialized.
to be fair, if a person would materilize in front of me - i would just cross "alien invasion" or "robot invasion" or "demons from hell" on my apocalypse bingo
@bryan diaz varela I would scream in agony "BINGO!!!!"
"This may as well happen" is me everyday with everything that happens to me.
You're not the only one. Every time something is going wrong my little saying is, "yep, this fits in with the theme of my life perfectly".
Same
I just want to point out that I found this channel during the pandemic, and it got me through what was an obviously rough patch in life. Thank you Ryan George. Keep up the good work.
Your increased output is a silver lining of this dumbest timeline
But imagine how good is Ryan in smarter timelines!
Producer guy: So you have a dumbest timeline game show for me
Inter-dimensional gameshow host guy: Yes sir I do.
Wow. Wow. Wow. This was BRILLANT. Ryan George is a Canadian treasure, ya know.
Huh, he's Canadian? That explains his politics then. Still awesome guy though.
yeah, but he also probably shares some genes with justin bieber, so there is that.
@@Juidodin But he also shares genes with Ryan Reynolds, so it balances out
I have a Canadian aunt, when I called her she thought nobody in America was social distancing. She thought the Florida beach was every beach lol.
@@andrewlance3898 Touché
I have a feeling this video is about to get a lot of views.
Due to recent events, this video could use a sequel.
Its not the darkest timeline, but it DEFINITELY is the dumbest
Bland, so what’s the darkest Ryan George universe timeline then?
Jeff loses his arm
@@benbodrero9476 I understood that reference. *strokes my goatee*
I assume the darkest timeline is the one were lightbulbs were never invented.
Hey at least we now live in a timeline where Portugese Eurovision winner Salvador Sobral is still alive. I used to be in a timeline where he died from complications after his heart transplant. I only found out he was alive again when i looked him up on wikipedia last year. Truth be told i first of thought it was a joke, but there is no record of there previously being misinformation about this. Also my whole family has the same memory of this event because we found out about his death on new years eve so we all read it at the same time.
Favorite line: "Yep, this may as well happen."
- everytime 2020 brings us new shit
The “speaking moistly” reference slayed me!
Justin Trudeau right?
@@AzamKhan-yc4lc Yep!
@@theladyamalthea Yea, I just searched it up. He lives in Montreal. Makes sense now!
?
@@bait5257 Justin Trudeau, Canadian prime minister said something that tons of people made a joke out of. Ryan George made the reference because he lives in Quebec.
In the US and just watched this again right after the 2024 election. Think you had it right Ryan. 🤦🏼
*news*: MURDER HORNETS!
"Yeah sure, that may as well happen."
Asia as a whole seems like a terrible place to live, what with giant virus facilities, murder hornets, and in some places, something even worse: *communism*
That story is way overblown (thanks, fox news). Also the responder above me is sinophobic and probably racist.
@@stanstanstan2597 Dang that's scary man. I heard some parts of Asia have something even scarier: *capitalism*
It was Africanized Killer Bees 20 years ago
At this point the only thing I’m asking is “what next?”
"it's funnier if I don't tell him"
society in a nutshell
Ya
Selfishness in a nutshell.
Imao you hit the nail on the head
This is Masonry's main value
"it's funnier if we don't tell anybody for hundreds of years"
Masonry? do you mean like stone masons or free masons?
"You guys have it rough."
"Yeah."
I felt that.
Bruh not really . You see those guys dying of famine, literally starving to death.. we just have to stay at home . That's how easy it is
2 years later and this is the best skit for 2020 by far.
I've lived through 60 years and yes 2020 is the dumbest so far!!!
Love your channel Ryan, Your humour never fails to make me chortle !
Thanks for keeping this Granny smiling through the rough times.♥
Stay Groovy ✌~N~💖
Best comedian EVER Tell screen rant to pay you more money Ryan.
I'm starting to think there's a timeline where Screenrant works for Ryan George and it's not the case for our guy because once again, dumbest timeline
But then the other Ryan's will take his money.
there's no way sr is paying him well enough...
James your probably right
I'm saying we should boycott their videos untill they sign screen rant over to him
I need more of the dumbest time line show, it’s too creative
Edit: thanks for all of the likes
so*
Toby Bartels I never said “so” Michael hamm was correct, I meant too
Tbh though
Its goin to start to hurt once we all realize how dumb our time line really is
timeline*
This has somewhat made me self conscious. Like us from alternate timelines could be looking at us via advanced technology and be like really disappointed
I like to disappoint alternate versions of me. It gives sense to my otherwise meaningless life.
well yea i mean there are infinite alternate timelines
Frankly as an american I already get that feeling, the constant WTF reactions of anyone from a different country to trump, republicans our general political shenanigans and all of that getting worse along with everything else going into the 20s
@@timothycarney9652 as a European i can confirm most of my time is spent laughing at you guys to feel better about our shitty lives
Lol that's exactly how my alternate self must be thinking watching me right now 😂
"idk not to inject their products" "WOW that's right!" "hahahah what idiots"
I just.... love Ryan George so much.... he makes me laugh, he makes me not cry. It's great.
"Is being dumb the same thing as being evil in this timeline?"
Preach.
Plato would agree.
This was so funny
@@jellyfishi_
That's a vibe my dude
@Nanju I'm confused, how is what he said anything like 'being an english major' as compared to any other major or just being human in general?
Ryan George and his Pitch Meeting have single handily kept me alive during the Quaratine.
The dumbest timeline: The one where they risk their lives by bringing a fellow in for a game show who comes from a timeline where there's a worldwide pandemic!
@JFQ bud, whether or not you're aware a disease is killing people- it still is.The situation is certainly complex, but downplaying the disease, blaming 5G towers or turning it into some late night history channel conspiracy is why we're the dumbest timeline. It's a shame you won't care until it kills someone you know, which may happen considering we re opened the country while thousands still die from it everyday. But y'know, haircuts.
@JFQ you do realise point 1-6 things will happen for sure no matter if lockdown or not?
Because the reopenings have the same(or higher) costs for buisnesses, but the income is definitivly lower, so it isn't really a solution. And besides, the wider we open now, the harder the second wave will hit and if it is hard enough it will kill the economy for sure.
So to reopen now won't fix the issue it will only worsen it later.
So please, don't yell about now, instead think about later
@JFQ I felt ryan was a little harsh but after this ultra dumb post, I concur that this is the dumbest timeline.
The real dumb thing being that moronic borders defined by other moronic people quite some time back are not just printing more paper with famous people and numbers on them and give them to people just so that the people running these enclosed areas for a temporary amount of time can keep "competing" over who has the biggest d**k while people, including those in their borders, die from a global pandemic. And even though everyone is fully aware that the ones who are creating the want to go out and work to get some famous people number papers are just brokers whose job to manipulate the market goes away with no market being there, which in my opinion is not that bad
Stupidity is contagious.
@JFQ well if we use your way of thinking,
1)How many vulnerable people have to die so as psychologically weak people can go out and not commit suicide.
2)How many vulnerable people need to die in order for some people to be able to go out because THEY ARE BORED inside
3)How many healthy people need to die so that some can go to work like nothing is happening? Because healthy people die too from coronavirus if you don't know...
4)How many children, who are supposed to continue the generation have to die, so as older people can continue making some money, and then use them for what? pay the hospital bills of their kid who is sick......
ryan you're gonna need to update this one i fear...
“Some surprising self awareness from dumb-dumb over here!”
That just hurt my soul 🙃
I thought first, Ryan really let someone cough on him until I realized that's also him.
Holy crap I just had to go back and watch that. How did I not catch it was him in Cinema Snob garb? lol
Didn't recognize him either
Only Ryans exist in the Ryanverse.
subtle...
@@vanhopecomedy Cinema Snob??
Please, make "The Dumbest Timeline" a series, this is such a classic :D
i can virtually guarantee we'll get another episode if trump wins in 2024. "so you made this guy president, immediately regretted it, he completely flubbed a global pandemic, tried to OVERTHROW HIS OWN GOVERNMENT and you made him president AGAIN?"
@@dietotaku Uhhhh did you not get the memo that the completely fabricated Russian collusion story was an actual insurrection attempt? And that federal government agents conspired to say the Hunter laptop story was false before the election even though they knew it was true? Are you aware that democrats used the power of the federal government to literally try to overthrow the results of a fair election and then directly tamper with the next one in a fashion that likely swing millions of votes? How are you so incredibly deluded and out of touch with reality? It's so embarrassing. My God lol
@@dietotaku Not from Us nor fan of Trump but considering your options you could do worse, much much worse..
And there's an infinite amount of material to work with!
please keep politics out of this@@dietotaku
The speaking moistly reference is amazing
"To avoid speaking moistly" is the best and most accurate explanation of face masks I've ever heard.
I didn't know I could have a more favorite Ryan George skit, but this is it. I need more of these.
Agreed
I like how Ryan recorded himself, in our timeline, before he recorded himself cleaned up with a haircut for the other timelines 😂
Yeah, very clever 😂
I was very confused reading the first part of your comment.
*recorded himself*
I too was very confused.
Nic Fenner pretty sure he just slicked back his hair and wore a hat
His hair did look suspiciously professional in the other timelines.
Ryan: *stands in absolute darkness*
Ryan: "Who the hell are you?"
Ryan: "Ryan, it's Time I told you that you are part of a bigger picture. You just don't know it yet."
Ryan: "Boy, your name is Ryan too? that's awesome"
Ryan: "Ryan, I'm here to talk to you about the Ryan initiative"
Ryan: "wow, wow, wow"
Because Ryan initiative is tight
@@vancleave100 Would it be hard to make Ryan enrol for the initiative?
It would be super easy barely an inconvenience to explain.
You forgot the 4th ".... wow." Lol
I love that they don't tell him about teleportation because "It's funnier if I don't tell you." rather than any kind of prime directive nonsense about not polluting alternate timelines or anything.
This is also the timeline where people eat Tide pods, and lick everything for attention, like toilet seats and ice cream containers. So in a way, the whole pandemic thing makes sense.
Oh, I forgot about that! 🤔Oh, yeah.
Who the hell is licking toilet seats _for attention!?_ I think I need to emigrate from this timeline.
@@terryfuldsgaming7995 ...from a toilet seat? Were these public toilets? I think Earth might need another big asteroid to hit it.
@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated yes a famous(apprently) tiktoker licked public toilet seat to dissprove covid and then got covid.....
And where we drive around like everything will be fine when the entire tropical zone becomes uninhabitable in a few decades.
Do you know how many time I had to rewatch this before realizing that the guy who coughed on hook at the end was also Ryan George???
To be honest the way he coughed got me thinking well enough to recheck and confirm my suspicions, I hadn't payed much attention to who the person might be till then
Maybe in that timeline everybody is Ryan George?
Wtf
How did I not notice that
wow, that editing was so good I had to recheck, didn't even think that was him at all
“Is being dumb the same thing as being evil in this timeline?” That about sums it up...
SilverSmoke nope it’s evil to make ppl think they have to endanger them self and others to avoid starving when the government is fully capable of taking care of ppl during a crisis
@@silversmoke8398 You think cautious people are the bad guys because we don't want to see our parents die from a disease, but we're not your enemy. You have 2. The virus, itself, and the government who has put restrictions on working in our country without covering our needs. Blame the virus. Blame the government. Don't blame the people just trying to stay safe.
SilverSmoke the government have the means to support the country through a crisis just because the current administration would rather give relief funds to giant Corporations doesn’t change that and taxation isn’t theft and thinking so kind excludes you from reasonable discussion, kind like if we are having a convo about geography and your going on about a flat earth
SilverSmoke paying into a system that you use whether you wanna admit it or not
@@TheBloobster I actually think that Corona just like with so many things, is only ever funny when America gets involved. You got people protesting on the streets because the Government can't cover the public financially because they don't have social programs paid with tax payer money because the same people who are now protesting don't want the social programs because of socialism or communism or whatever the fuck they think that is. And instead of using your tax payer money on getting everyone out of the pandemic alive you've got president poopy pants spending time and resources on finding some sort of culprit that probably doesn't exist.
You couldn't make this up. It's hilarious.
I feel like we need a sequel to this. We have yet to escape from our fate as the dumbest timeline.