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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @muhammadagungwibowo3068
    @muhammadagungwibowo3068 4 года назад +6587

    The title: The Human Sacrifice Call Center.
    What I expect: The Human Sacrifice Call Center.
    What I got: Existential philosophy.

    • @CosmicJubatus
      @CosmicJubatus 4 года назад +48

      Welcome!

    • @nelsonsxs3515
      @nelsonsxs3515 4 года назад +7

      XD

    • @TiMonsor
      @TiMonsor 4 года назад +70

      and a bit of economics 101

    • @TriCookie9109
      @TriCookie9109 4 года назад +34

      The existential philosophy is an added bonus

    • @gustavgnoettgen
      @gustavgnoettgen 4 года назад +25

      Oh that's just so typically! Today, kids just want to kill themselves. Back in my day you had to be desperate and look for 'the' answers. Barefooted!

  • @stonerbland7621
    @stonerbland7621 4 года назад +3634

    "have you had a conversation with anyone other than your cat" aged ANAZINGLY

    • @rishad4907
      @rishad4907 3 года назад +77

      'anazingly"?

    • @bimich7339
      @bimich7339 3 года назад +36

      @@rishad4907 ye

    • @leovk5779
      @leovk5779 3 года назад +171

      @@rishad4907 Yeah, turns out words are just concepts, they are pretty much imaginary to begin with, and if you get enough people on board and they all decide that anazingly is a word, then it is a word. Stoner Bland decided anazingly is a word, and he is right I decided. Cause it sounds vaguely cool.

    • @bimich7339
      @bimich7339 3 года назад +24

      @@leovk5779 ye

    • @leovk5779
      @leovk5779 3 года назад +36

      @@bimich7339 Oh, I see! So "ye" is a word no you decided, well ok then!

  • @MJAYZ007
    @MJAYZ007 Год назад +2

    Gonna get my Captain America shield signed by our one true lord and savior Zordon in January

  • @seancarter6492
    @seancarter6492 3 месяца назад

    For my binge watching perspective it was genius to have this get start with the music that usually is at the end of a skit! Like when you "beat" Dragons Dogma... Th-the first one, I haven't played 2 yet.

  • @Arkeli5
    @Arkeli5 3 года назад

    Believing in Zordon is like believing there's a line on your face because of a cracked mirror.

  • @zemoxian
    @zemoxian 2 года назад +1

    That’s why I always interrupt them and ask them to remove me from their list. No lengthy conversations. Just “I’m not interested, please take me off your list.” It would be hard to talk me into human sacrifice or anything like that after I’ve hung up on them.

  • @deceiver0077
    @deceiver0077 3 года назад +1

    Well this can solve both overpopulation & world food hunger problems.
    Hail Zordon

  • @Warfolomei
    @Warfolomei 4 года назад +33

    Still better than the Jehovah witnesses ringing at my door.

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 4 года назад +1

      Warfolomei D. Haste
      True that must suck.

  • @yoshidinono8095
    @yoshidinono8095 3 года назад +4

    "My cat and I were about to sit down for dinner."

  • @42617a
    @42617a 2 года назад

    I love how the btd6 music was playing at the start

  • @nooshkin2921
    @nooshkin2921 Год назад +1

    Love the ringtone 😭

  • @fluffernal
    @fluffernal 3 года назад +1

    Sacrifice is not allowed, they are gonna put you in a room for that.

  • @MrSpongemike44
    @MrSpongemike44 Год назад

    Hail Zordon, Taken from us unmercifully by Andros and Ye Old Spiral Saber

  • @sapphicsoph
    @sapphicsoph 4 года назад +6210

    “So you have a human sacrifice for me?”
    “Yes sir I do.”

  • @vesey986
    @vesey986 4 года назад +2064

    1. Why does this exist
    2. Why did I enjoy watching it so much
    Answers: Ryan George

    • @andrewanderson3016
      @andrewanderson3016 4 года назад +3

      that doesn't answer the questions you asked yourself in order to make an attempt at a joke

    • @cristhianramirez6939
      @cristhianramirez6939 4 года назад +19

      @@andrewanderson3016 Ok sir,i will ask you to get out of here and stop being a partypooper

    • @StableTableAble
      @StableTableAble 4 года назад +10

      "Because"
      "Fair enough"

    • @shardulniraula8846
      @shardulniraula8846 4 года назад +4

      Whovian Alert why would you have a weeping angel picture for your account now I cannot blink you silly human

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 4 года назад +2

      Wow wow wow.....wow

  • @Elias_Ehler
    @Elias_Ehler 2 года назад +1216

    Now the real question is: How many people did Anthony Telemarketer have to call until he found a person isolated enough, that they would not be able to dismiss his claims easily?

    • @conniethesconnie
      @conniethesconnie 2 года назад +58

      Not that many. Most likely this is similar to the time share scam. They just get some vague affirmative response and then just start sending you bills every year for various fees, charges and dues.

    • @DISOPtv
      @DISOPtv 2 года назад +50

      First call, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @crush3095
      @crush3095 Год назад +10

      pretty much anyone with a land line

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir Год назад +16

      No one can dismiss the truth of Zordon. It lives within all of us.

    • @Tigewew
      @Tigewew Год назад +1

      Oh he wasnt lying alright.

  • @aryaanbasu9636
    @aryaanbasu9636 4 года назад +12202

    6 billion people and he calls the one person who doesn't believe in Zordon.

    • @homerman76
      @homerman76 3 года назад +1183

      Maybe they aim to sacrifice the non-believers first

    • @GasperV0
      @GasperV0 3 года назад +383

      @@homerman76 makes sense when you think about it, then you can produce sacrifices or replacements for the sacrifices at will if no other concept exists when they're born

    • @ringringbananarchy
      @ringringbananarchy 3 года назад +190

      That would still be around 1.6 billion people.

    • @bidlingodoop4673
      @bidlingodoop4673 3 года назад +44

      @@ringringbananarchy 1.8 billion I think

    • @funky555
      @funky555 3 года назад +44

      thats just a 1/7 chance

  • @meghna4613
    @meghna4613 4 года назад +4900

    Imagine if this is how Thanos decided who he was going to snap out of the universe

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 4 года назад +151

      Referencing Marvel is tight

    • @emeraldbecs
      @emeraldbecs 4 года назад +96

      Yeah and it's super easy and barely inconvenience

    • @benl8962
      @benl8962 4 года назад +38

      The universe wouldve died before hed finnish

    • @ginsan8198
      @ginsan8198 4 года назад +21

      I imagined Trump actually, except he still believes in money.

    • @iYourDaddy
      @iYourDaddy 4 года назад +11

      your momma is so fat that Thanos snapped his fingers twice!

  • @johannajohanna6015
    @johannajohanna6015 3 года назад +568

    "It turns out alot of stuff we thought was important just kinda stops existing when alot of people stop believing it exists."
    Words of wisdom right there.

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk Год назад +13

      Indeed. The video actually does raise some good points, if not for doing so in such a ridiculous fashion for the sake of comedy.

    • @Placeholder7778
      @Placeholder7778 Год назад +4

      I-I’m sorry. I ruined the perfect 300 😭

    • @Strogman25
      @Strogman25 Год назад +5

      True! _cough_ Gender _cough_

  • @gavindooley6153
    @gavindooley6153 4 года назад +13730

    When you realize that Covid-19 was caused due to a lack of sacrifices to Zordon

    • @JamifyYT
      @JamifyYT 4 года назад +211

      Gavin Dooley I have a great business opportunity and idea for you! It would go towards helping the rest of mankind...

    • @gavindooley6153
      @gavindooley6153 4 года назад +124

      Jamify ! Yo I’m in whatcha got?

    • @rohnekkdosi1979
      @rohnekkdosi1979 4 года назад +157

      Well if he's in, I'm in

    • @JamifyYT
      @JamifyYT 4 года назад +66

      Gavin Dooley quick question to check: are you willing to put in all your effort? And an arm and a leg?

    • @gavindooley6153
      @gavindooley6153 4 года назад +74

      Jamify ! I’m willing to give my heart, soul, and firstborn child for this opportunity. Seriously that little bastard eats too much. This will save me hundreds of dollars each month!

  • @Jimmy_Jones
    @Jimmy_Jones 4 года назад +2550

    This might be me.
    "Have you had a conversation with anyone?"
    "Convers... Yeah. No Of course I have."
    "Other than the cat."
    "Oh no."

    • @mikeyh0
      @mikeyh0 4 года назад +22

      I don't even have a *^&%$# cat.

    • @ShinySephiroth1
      @ShinySephiroth1 4 года назад +43

      Cat: *starts making disturbing human-sounding moans before jumping over him, landing behind him and snapping his neck since he is the secret agent sent to perform the human sacrifice*

    • @zperk13
      @zperk13 4 года назад +10

      omg we watched the same video!

    • @Jimmy_Jones
      @Jimmy_Jones 4 года назад

      @@zperk13 ?

    • @Jell-E
      @Jell-E 4 года назад +2

      Oh my gooodd!!! Yassss. You're so unique. Lol ryan does those cat bits cuz alot of people are like that these days and its relatable

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun 4 года назад +3147

    I love how his ringtone is his outro.

    • @kaliberkam0681
      @kaliberkam0681 4 года назад +14

      What is his outro

    • @Zenith0WasTaken
      @Zenith0WasTaken 4 года назад +71

      Kamron Palmer His ringtone...

    • @stabfenn2960
      @stabfenn2960 4 года назад +32

      @@Zenith0WasTaken I thought his ringtone was his outro

    • @fraavezskyrim
      @fraavezskyrim 4 года назад +7

      @@kaliberkam0681 outro means the end of a video

    • @kaliberkam0681
      @kaliberkam0681 4 года назад +10

      @@Zenith0WasTaken no I mean what's the name of the song of the outro

  • @magicalminty6203
    @magicalminty6203 3 года назад +370

    2:52 "Do me a favor, put Canada on the phone."
    "What? I can't put Canada on the phone. Canada's like a conce... oh my god."
    Love that moment of realization. Anthony Telemarketer's kind of right.

    • @beckmania1066
      @beckmania1066 2 года назад +7

      I didn’t get that joke. Can someone please explain it to me?

    • @socks1w
      @socks1w 2 года назад +23

      @@beckmania1066 I think he was proving Canada, along with other countries, is just an “idea”. Since he can’t actually put it on the phone.

    • @bobbyshores
      @bobbyshores 2 года назад +11

      I was about to say "well I can't put the couch on the phone and a couch is a physical object" but I then I realized I can physically put the couch ON the phone lol.
      I know some people would dive deeper and say "well a couch is a human concept too, its just a manifestation of different materials into a shape we call a couch" but thats addressing language, whereas most borders and boundaries of countries are literally only concepts

    • @Blast-Forward
      @Blast-Forward Год назад

      Still a better concept than many other concepts.

    • @BearOnTheMoon
      @BearOnTheMoon Год назад +10

      @@Blast-Forward Tell that to poor suckers who end up dying in the name of their concepts, when it's ruling class decides to go to war with other concepts that have stuff they want.

  • @nunyabusiness6693
    @nunyabusiness6693 4 года назад +1341

    The commentary is brilliant here. Ryan is a genius.

    • @stefanpieper3757
      @stefanpieper3757 4 года назад +37

      What IS the commentary? I get the part with concepts only being real if enought people treat them as real, but apart from that...

    • @astrobookwormsinger
      @astrobookwormsinger 4 года назад +9

      Yeah I don't get the symbolism either

    • @daxterfireball
      @daxterfireball 4 года назад +5

      Mr Robot Season 4 is really worth watching if you guys aren't still caught up yet!

    • @robotnoir5299
      @robotnoir5299 4 года назад +28

      commentary isn't a thing anymore, ya *_beeep_* 'n idiot!

    • @dewaunwarren1
      @dewaunwarren1 4 года назад +5

      @@stefanpieper3757 yeah that's pretty much it

  • @Keagran
    @Keagran 4 года назад +4756

    Anthony: Human Sacrifice! You in?
    Him: Well it depends if he's in. If hes in, I'm in.

    • @Keagran
      @Keagran 4 года назад +64

      @@justanothertinypartofthisi4651 Well nkw im out

    • @CKing97
      @CKing97 4 года назад +86

      @@Keagran well if he's out I'm in

    • @diobrando666
      @diobrando666 4 года назад +73

      @@CKing97 Well if your in I'm out

    • @Cartman4wesome
      @Cartman4wesome 4 года назад +68

      Well I’m in! Into this bag of potato chips...

    • @wirly-
      @wirly- 4 года назад +60

      @@Cartman4wesome
      If there is potato chips then im in

  • @mr.freedom3068
    @mr.freedom3068 4 года назад +2723

    Wait a minute isn't this the universe where everyone is Ryan?
    That means Zordon is Ryan

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 4 года назад +56

      zordon why is everyone getting this wrong?

    • @ShinySephiroth1
      @ShinySephiroth1 4 года назад +19

      @@hardwirecars Yeah, I'm super confused.

    • @LetsTalkAboutPrepping
      @LetsTalkAboutPrepping 4 года назад +26

      Everyone but celebrities are Ryan actuslly

    • @FIFAmusicMAN
      @FIFAmusicMAN 4 года назад +31

      And Jasmine from Aladdin...Jasmine isn’t Ryan either

    • @terrypeart3875
      @terrypeart3875 4 года назад +17

      M_lloyd
      Have you seen them in the same room together?

  • @vicnent651
    @vicnent651 3 года назад +82

    This guy’s really missing out. I volunteered last week. Changed my life.

    • @DLimit
      @DLimit 9 месяцев назад +3

      How's it been going for you? I got a call today but am on the fence.

    • @4JamesCoulter
      @4JamesCoulter 5 месяцев назад +2

      For Zordon!

    • @itsjustmetim
      @itsjustmetim 3 месяца назад +1

      Hahahhaha good one 😂

  • @Jimbo893
    @Jimbo893 4 года назад +3027

    I swear, these Zorgan people call me at least twice every month

    • @lolmao500
      @lolmao500 4 года назад +83

      I bet if you did this for real, you would find willing human sacrifices

    • @Jimbo893
      @Jimbo893 4 года назад +60

      Oh yeah, totally. I mean, people who want to die is a dime a dozen these days; take me for example

    • @drbhaveshjain
      @drbhaveshjain 4 года назад +11

      @@Jimbo893 man😂

    • @icyhot8167
      @icyhot8167 4 года назад +65

      *Zordon

    • @Quagmireee
      @Quagmireee 4 года назад +24

      @@Jimbo893 Hello sir my name is Micheal Telemarketer I am here to update you about the guy who is coming to your home to pick you up for the sacrifice, he will be there in just two days
      I hope you will have a nice time

  • @ethenaheart5873
    @ethenaheart5873 4 года назад +2599

    "now, now, now are you a virgin"
    "Ok that is EXTREMELY personal"
    "alright I'm just gonna write yes"
    best line

    • @massachusettssportscentral9444
      @massachusettssportscentral9444 4 года назад +58

      Are you a virgin?
      Yeah yeah yeah!

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 4 года назад +8

      🙋‍♀️ 👰 😇

    • @ISAACThBro
      @ISAACThBro 4 года назад +18

      @DraakoThe(Game-Breaking)Dragon exactly, virgin is a female term

    • @ezzahhh
      @ezzahhh 4 года назад +8

      @DraakoThe(Game-Breaking)Dragon If you want to get real technical it doesnt even apply to gay guys as breaking one's virginity is only applicable to females since you are litterally breaking a vaginal wall which can't be undone

    • @VoIcanoman
      @VoIcanoman 4 года назад +33

      @@ezzahhh That's a myth. Research suggests that a majority of sexually active teenaged girls have an undamaged hymen, as the membrane is usually both stretchy and only covering a small portion of the vaginal canal...and even if it does tear, it can actually heal. So really, virginity is just as imaginary as money...or countries. Unfortunately, money, and countries, can both be useful constructs. Virginity...not so much. At least not in the modern age.

  • @Miners666
    @Miners666 4 года назад +609

    We ended nationalism and wealth inequality.
    What did it cost?
    Endless human sacrifices to Zordon.

    • @eternalreign2313
      @eternalreign2313 4 года назад +41

      So the cult of Zordon solved overpopulation then too.

    • @sunnyalphax3539
      @sunnyalphax3539 4 года назад +11

      I'm willing to pay that price

    • @davidg6803
      @davidg6803 4 года назад +30

      So basically.....it was super easy, barely an inconvenience. Hail Zordon.

    • @jeepersmcgee3466
      @jeepersmcgee3466 4 года назад +9

      Hey if the sacrifices are willing (or in this case dumb and easily tricked), I see nothing wrong with it

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 4 года назад +9

      Miners666 to be fair the abolishing of money doesn’t necessitate wealth inequality, and the abolition of nations doesn’t nessecitate a stop to inter group conflict.
      The human sacrifices is a net positive though.

  • @lordzorddan8971
    @lordzorddan8971 3 года назад +131

    6 years with this name and it's finally worked out
    I accept sacrifices from any age and demographic

    • @iancorcoran1904
      @iancorcoran1904 Год назад +2

      lol

    • @emmasilver2332
      @emmasilver2332 Год назад +2

      I could think of a few corrupt politicians I wouldn't mind having sacrificed lol

    • @crimson5pider
      @crimson5pider Год назад +2

      How many do you need for it to rain again?

    • @315giants
      @315giants Год назад +2

      congratulations on all of your success

    • @Strogman25
      @Strogman25 Год назад +2

      I can provide one! It isn't me, though...

  • @rajatava3500
    @rajatava3500 4 года назад +248

    That's a nice ringtone! Really catchy and reminds me of an extremely funny youtuber...

    • @calebkuti7897
      @calebkuti7897 4 года назад +5

      And it’s used in a lot of toddler videos

    • @TheRavenCoder
      @TheRavenCoder 4 года назад +3

      Ringtones are tight!

    • @Ablelom1990
      @Ablelom1990 4 года назад +1

      Gedrolld wird net

    • @PaperBagProduction
      @PaperBagProduction 4 года назад +3

      Well actually we stopped believing in RUclips

    • @4fkeeks458
      @4fkeeks458 4 года назад +1

      @@Ablelom1990 wer trollt, fliegt. Endlich mal ein Genosse unter seinen Videos!

  • @zordon4735
    @zordon4735 4 года назад +1029

    It sure is super easy barely an inconvenience to take over the world.

    • @natosie359
      @natosie359 3 года назад +21

      My lord zordon

    • @natosie359
      @natosie359 3 года назад +20

      I've got more sacrifices

    • @domega2844
      @domega2844 3 года назад +20

      @@natosie359 do you offer same day sacrifice? Cuz if u do im in

    • @human-tk2fo
      @human-tk2fo 3 года назад +8

      How many sacrifices to fix the weather?

    • @ytdude2935
      @ytdude2935 3 года назад +9

      Hail zordon

  • @germancarrasco2028
    @germancarrasco2028 4 года назад +1889

    But the telemarketer guy was right about money and countries.

    • @rainerzufall8090
      @rainerzufall8090 4 года назад +151

      And about our lord and saviour Zordon

    • @wuhugm
      @wuhugm 4 года назад +24

      human construct

    • @kimihitothegreat6396
      @kimihitothegreat6396 4 года назад +49

      I know, right ? Ryan opens our eyes on a lot of things that we never bothered to understand, for example cats are disgusting because they walk around covered in their saliva.

    • @stringtheoryguitars4952
      @stringtheoryguitars4952 4 года назад +8

      Money yes. Countries no.

    • @germancarrasco2028
      @germancarrasco2028 4 года назад +32

      @@stringtheoryguitars4952 We all have a lot more in common with people in other countries than with a lot of people in our own countries...

  • @discman15
    @discman15 3 года назад +41

    Super unrealistic.
    Nobody working in a call center is going to have a cubicle that big

  • @zonaal2949
    @zonaal2949 4 года назад +577

    Ryan Telemarketer is like the names that they decided in the “First people to have names” video and I love that

    • @lawyitkazuki5768
      @lawyitkazuki5768 4 года назад +16

      Last names actually come from jobs,if you were a potter your last name would be potter for example

    • @zonaal2949
      @zonaal2949 4 года назад +8

      justin hope I know

    • @walkinmn
      @walkinmn 4 года назад +20

      @@lawyitkazuki5768 So about Hancock...

    • @lawyitkazuki5768
      @lawyitkazuki5768 4 года назад +4

      @@walkinmn probly prostitution lol

    • @acdsarc11
      @acdsarc11 4 года назад +6

      George H W Bush

  • @MegaBradster1
    @MegaBradster1 4 года назад +986

    Just realized the cat was a reference to his earlier episode “If Cats Were Able To Talk”

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 4 года назад +33

      Do you know who???
      Ohhhhhhh. He’s been referencing his older videos more now which is cool. Or I’m just noticing it.

    • @TheSaltySeaman
      @TheSaltySeaman 4 года назад +33

      Everything in the Ryanverse is connected!

    • @TomSFox
      @TomSFox 4 года назад +25

      But where are his Pinocchio nipples?

    • @cylasbreakdown6140
      @cylasbreakdown6140 4 года назад +12

      TomSFox he never lied.

    • @roseJ96
      @roseJ96 4 года назад +14

      I just assumed he was sad and lonely and talking to his cat who never responds because it's a cat.

  • @willowfoxy1702
    @willowfoxy1702 4 года назад +9514

    I love how he explained economics and nationalism perfectly as a joke.

    • @francescademaio2639
      @francescademaio2639 3 года назад +80

      Agree!

    • @Mishkola
      @Mishkola 3 года назад +111

      right. what kind of education do you have again?

    • @GymCritical
      @GymCritical 3 года назад +291

      @@Mishkola explained oversimplified. Must you ruin nice things?

    • @Mishkola
      @Mishkola 3 года назад +259

      @@GymCritical pointing out that the nation and currency are both social constructs in no way explains either nationalism or economics. Although I realize that pointing this out demonstrates that I'm no fun at most parties, rotten definitions aren't nice things; they're rotten things that make my eye twitch like a movie psychopath thats about to flip.

    • @legohead2731
      @legohead2731 3 года назад +538

      @@Mishkola calm down everybody, you’re both wrong because these concepts no longer exist in the eyes of Zordon.

  • @suzannahmeir7741
    @suzannahmeir7741 Год назад +52

    I love how his ringtone is just the song at the end of every sketch!

  • @Kumori90
    @Kumori90 4 года назад +2842

    “You can’t just sacrifice to fictional characters!”
    “Actually it’s super easy: barely an inconvenience!”

    • @Toonami4EvaX
      @Toonami4EvaX 4 года назад +18

      Oh really?!

    • @PsychoPomp81
      @PsychoPomp81 4 года назад +10

      Toonami4EvaX yeah, yeah, yeah!

    • @TheRockinDonkey
      @TheRockinDonkey 4 года назад +13

      Human sacrifice is TIGHT!

    • @mindlessactor29
      @mindlessactor29 4 года назад

      It's not really, ya just gotta lay down and wait to be absorbed

    • @adreamerlounge
      @adreamerlounge 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, you can also fall in love with them. Nice picture.. by the way.

  • @tigerbread78
    @tigerbread78 4 года назад +163

    This must be true, I only have Netflix and it's the first I've heard of it too

    • @Silburific
      @Silburific 4 года назад +7

      I don't even have Netflix- I just watch challenge runs of video games on youtube. When were the youtubers planninng on telling me about this?!

    • @cristonsloan
      @cristonsloan 4 года назад +1

      Love the logic :D

  • @provki
    @provki 4 года назад +497

    I definitely don't understand how your subs aren't in the millions. Your content is consistently the best comedic content I come across (anywhere). You have a gift in making sarcasm/irony jolly.

  • @maddie-ob7wb
    @maddie-ob7wb 3 года назад +16

    i've seen this so many times and "YOU STOPPED BELIEVING IN NORTH AMERICA" always makes me laugh so hard 😂

  • @Zwiebel-Dadof4
    @Zwiebel-Dadof4 3 года назад +397

    "Can you put Canada on the phone?"
    "What? No! Canada's not... canada's a con... OH MY GOD!" LMAO

    • @FoxxxFatal
      @FoxxxFatal 3 года назад +8

      I didn't get that joke because I'm dumb. Can you explain it to me?

    • @thewatcher9480
      @thewatcher9480 3 года назад +4

      @@FoxxxFatal bruh

    • @buzzwithdrip6347
      @buzzwithdrip6347 3 года назад +16

      @@FoxxxFatal they don't believe in canada anymore, that's the joke

    • @rylandrc
      @rylandrc 3 года назад +42

      @@FoxxxFatal ..the value of rmoney is a concept, the religion of zordon is a concept, Canada is a concept (and other nations)..
      Basically he was realising that if they can change money to be worthless because it's an agreed upon value, than Canada can also cease to exist if enough people stop believing in it as being a country.

    • @somedudethatlovesmemes6625
      @somedudethatlovesmemes6625 5 месяцев назад +2

      He should've put the government of Canada on the phone

  • @hellothere2052
    @hellothere2052 4 года назад +542

    Imagine a universe where all the Ryan’s who aren’t called Ryan , like Anthony, and have an argument.
    Michal pickle-seller vs Anthony telemarketer

    • @MyChaotica
      @MyChaotica 4 года назад +2

      I want it!! Ryan, pretty please make this happen?

    • @danielbodovs1195
      @danielbodovs1195 4 года назад +19

      You forgot Bob Unemployed.

    • @24601st
      @24601st 4 года назад +5

      Daniel Bodovs and also bob unemployed

    • @hellothere2052
      @hellothere2052 4 года назад

      Daniel Bodovs how could I forget😁

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 4 года назад +3

      Ryans* Apostrophes aren't used to make plurals.

  • @rosaline7335
    @rosaline7335 4 года назад +625

    Our generation is conditioned to reply to "SAME DAY delivery" as YES PLEASE! 😂

    • @NatAttack99
      @NatAttack99 3 года назад +5

      @@Sealthar yeah we kinda are

    • @anshsharma2652
      @anshsharma2652 3 года назад

      @@Sealthar yes we are, poor people aren't lol

    • @diederickbrauer3938
      @diederickbrauer3938 2 года назад

      U absolutely right

    • @erezsolomon3838
      @erezsolomon3838 2 года назад

      No

    • @agentwashingtub9167
      @agentwashingtub9167 2 года назад +8

      Not really, I hate same day delivery because it means constant crunch time for the people working in warehouses and on delivery

  • @Grasslander
    @Grasslander 4 года назад +923

    "But wait, it rained just a few days ago. Why do they still need a sacrifice?"
    "So the movie can happen!"
    "What, Zordon eats the sacrifices or something?"
    "Listen, I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that."

    • @83gemm
      @83gemm 4 года назад +18

      Grasslander Isn’t it going to be hard to just talk people into agreeing to die for the villain of Power Rangers?
      Actually, it’s going to be super easy. Barely an inconvenience

    • @NovaAnimations
      @NovaAnimations 4 года назад +12

      "So if it's still raining people will notice it's inconsistent"
      "Oh that that is indeed true"
      "Whoops!"
      "Whoopsie!"

    • @professorhaystacks6606
      @professorhaystacks6606 4 года назад +4

      @@83gemm Zordon's the mentor. The villain you're probably thinking of is Zed. Or Zee for our British compatriots.

    • @mylesschaff6017
      @mylesschaff6017 4 года назад +3

      So do you have a human sacrifice for us.
      Yes sir I do

    • @LavLightKnight
      @LavLightKnight 4 года назад +1

      Wowowow

  • @lkim9634
    @lkim9634 4 года назад +311

    Zordonite since '94. It's about time we started getting representation in the media.

    • @ShinySephiroth1
      @ShinySephiroth1 4 года назад +10

      And don't get me started on that weird Gosei branch off cult...

    • @aidsdoh8286
      @aidsdoh8286 4 года назад +1

      well why havent you sacrifìced yourself yet?

    • @ShinySephiroth1
      @ShinySephiroth1 4 года назад +12

      @@aidsdoh8286 She's in administration, so she unfortunately can't. Someone has to help steer the helm!

    • @RichardHeiney
      @RichardHeiney 4 года назад +1

      Amen brother

    • @cobra8888
      @cobra8888 4 года назад +1

      Amen fellow Zordonite. I accepted him as lord and savior in ‘96 I decided. Still going strong.

  • @MatthewCSnow
    @MatthewCSnow 4 года назад +102

    "It's real paper yeah but you can't use to buy anything if no one thinks it's worth anything, that's how it works"
    Could you take over for my Econ professor?

  • @Jan_Koopman
    @Jan_Koopman 3 года назад +47

    I just love it that most things Anthony said were actually true

  • @Blanks8
    @Blanks8 4 года назад +398

    Wouldn’t convincing some one to sacrifice themselves for a fictional character would be hard
    Actually Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience

    • @R.DumDum
      @R.DumDum 4 года назад +2

      Animation Gaige oh really?

    • @gamerdweebentertainment1616
      @gamerdweebentertainment1616 4 года назад

      ah... possibly the only way to make a suicide legit thing, finally.

    • @KingNachos4
      @KingNachos4 4 года назад +6

      You see you start a worldwide cult that's based on cable and social interactions and then you stop believing in money and Canada cause let's be real here Canada never existed in the first place so then u make a call centre and kindly ask them to human sacrifices and if they don't agree call them a virgin and weird until they agreed cause they're stupid you see and so ya that's how you do it.

    • @terrypeart3875
      @terrypeart3875 4 года назад +6

      Arjun rajesh
      He’s only pissed at Canada cos he couldn’t buy it.

    • @KingNachos4
      @KingNachos4 4 года назад

      @@terrypeart3875 true true

  • @adammgolan
    @adammgolan 4 года назад +218

    Even though this is only 3 and a half minutes, it feels like an entire movie.

  • @stefanietobar93
    @stefanietobar93 4 года назад +1391

    -"Have you had a conversation with anyone recently"
    -"converse- I mean yes-no, of course I have"
    -"other than the cat"
    -oh, no.
    genius XD

    • @rexdino7405
      @rexdino7405 4 года назад +4

      I read this comment at the exact same time as he was saying this

    • @anuroopkm3181
      @anuroopkm3181 3 года назад +11

      "Have you ever had a competition with anyone recently"
      "I mean yes-no, of course I have"
      -"other than yourself"
      -oh no

    • @FakeSchrodingersCat
      @FakeSchrodingersCat 3 года назад +5

      Somewhat more common after the lockdowns.

    • @SnickersEatsCookies
      @SnickersEatsCookies 3 года назад +7

      His conversation:
      “So you like that new tuna ay?”
      “Roww”
      “I see I see well what about the canned tuna?”
      “Mroww”
      “You are very mean don’t make me put you in the cage”
      “Hissss”

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 года назад +1

      @@christyqueen1953 0:42
      "My cat and I were about to sit down for dinner."

  • @MathMan410
    @MathMan410 Год назад +8

    He’s totally right about money if you think about it

  • @rhys5430
    @rhys5430 4 года назад +557

    "That bald guy from Power Rangers?"
    We're talking about a Human Sacrafice Call Center here mate

    • @subman23
      @subman23 4 года назад +13

      ...that worships Zordon. There are literally two pictures of him behind Anthony Telemarketer

    • @HandledToaster2
      @HandledToaster2 4 года назад +10

      @@subman23 behind Anthony Telemarketer *

    • @SacchieILU
      @SacchieILU 4 года назад +2

      sacrafice is my favorite kind of pasta

    • @japzone
      @japzone 4 года назад

      And sending children into battle with aliens/demons isn't human sacrifice?

    • @subman23
      @subman23 4 года назад +1

      @@HandledToaster2 ok, I'm gonna need you to get all the way off of my back about how I incorrectly name characters

  • @ObservableObserver
    @ObservableObserver 4 года назад +618

    I mean, Anthony Telemarker's point about money only having imaginary value was very solid. The line between what we believe and what we don't believe is pretty arbitrary. Makes you kinda think about that whole Zordon thing too.

    • @iYourDaddy
      @iYourDaddy 4 года назад +8

      well is like Bitcoin, have some value for weird people that believe is better than the rest

    • @DanielRichards644
      @DanielRichards644 4 года назад +22

      @@iYourDaddy paper money has no value because we got off the gold standard, bitcoin has the amount of work required to produce it to back it up.

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 4 года назад +31

      Aame with the borders. They exist because we think we are different. If we decide we are not, borders are just some made up thing that are inconvenient.

    • @lawyitkazuki5768
      @lawyitkazuki5768 4 года назад +5

      I mean,it USED to be a stand in for gold but the us desided that wasent a thing

    • @iYourDaddy
      @iYourDaddy 4 года назад

      @@mennograafmans1595 nope, you are to close to the answer but you are a coward to accept why we have borders

  • @Metalwabbit
    @Metalwabbit 4 года назад +3534

    Actually a weirdly valid point by crazy cult guy: Most things have no natural value, we as a society simply got together and said "no this is important now and I'm willing to trade my life away or kill over it." I weirdly agree with him on that. Not enough to approve of how they're warping our lord and Savior Zordon's message, everyone knows he demands teenagers with attitude as sacrifices not grown men.

    • @KingDugan
      @KingDugan 4 года назад +102

      It is kinda ironic that the Power Rangers were not teenagers, nor did they have "attitude".

    • @davidbeaulieu4815
      @davidbeaulieu4815 4 года назад +16

      @@KingDugan it was barney for slightly older kids. I hate power rangers. I would have liked walking dead as a kid. Like when glen got his head bashed in by a baseball bat and his eyeball popped out. That was cool.😁

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 4 года назад +90

      Not really weird. The whole idea of money is to represent natural value because it's kinda hard trading a cow for pottery given the huge difference in value.

    • @ADerpyReality
      @ADerpyReality 3 года назад +1

      Ikr?

    • @GepardenK
      @GepardenK 3 года назад +25

      The money thing sounds profound but it isn't. We could use the same argument to say that love and altruism has no natural value; but we wouldn't because that would make us feel icky. It has value because it affects other people - that goes for love, altruism and money.

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness Год назад +3

    He's actually right about money. It even says so right on American currency.

  • @williambaldwin9068
    @williambaldwin9068 4 года назад +246

    this was perfect; imagine the "im only here for pitch meeting" people realizing they are in the Ryan cult

    • @N8_R
      @N8_R 4 года назад +7

      Pitch meetings aren't a thing anymore, we stopped believing in them.

    • @williambaldwin9068
      @williambaldwin9068 4 года назад +1

      @@N8_R but i just saw one today? have i been hallucinating?

    • @N8_R
      @N8_R 4 года назад +1

      @@williambaldwin9068 Could you put this pitch meeting on the phone?

    • @williambaldwin9068
      @williambaldwin9068 4 года назад +1

      @@N8_R fuck

    • @the_real_lego_commander_co6685
      @the_real_lego_commander_co6685 4 года назад

      William Baldwin it’s pretty much just imaginary

  • @chamibrosnetwork7043
    @chamibrosnetwork7043 4 года назад +276

    "Tiny pictures of old dead politicians with numbers next to their heads"
    -Ryan George 2020

  • @deltahalo241
    @deltahalo241 4 года назад +120

    Honestly I wasn't sure about this Zordon guy, but after hearing some of his policies all I can say is that I for one Welcome our new Zordon Overlord!

  • @gabrielmutombo7078
    @gabrielmutombo7078 4 года назад +429

    Me: why would 6 000 000 000+ pepole join a zordon cult
    Ryan: because
    Me: fair enough

    • @indubio1
      @indubio1 4 года назад +12

      That works!

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 4 года назад +11

      "Would it be hard to join this 'Religion of Zordon'?"
      "Actually it's gonna be super easy barely an inconvenience!"

    • @yt-sh
      @yt-sh 4 года назад +6

      quoting Ryan is Tight!

    • @rossmandell8734
      @rossmandell8734 4 года назад +1

      Raegan Glass works for me

    • @MrAppleSalad
      @MrAppleSalad 4 года назад +3

      well to be fair over 2 billion have joined the "zombie wizard who was his own father and also tortures people for all eternity over completely arbitrary things" cult.

  • @kazutokirigaya3506
    @kazutokirigaya3506 4 года назад +1327

    The money thing is actually really true.

    • @theperfectmix2
      @theperfectmix2 4 года назад +60

      Yeah the gold standard ended awhile ago and everyone just went with it

    • @krisyannuruha5147
      @krisyannuruha5147 4 года назад +94

      @@theperfectmix2 gold is just metallic version of money.. if i don't want to trade my food with your gold, your gold become useless.. if you don't want to trade my food with your gold, i still can eat my food..

    • @TotallyHuman
      @TotallyHuman 4 года назад +48

      ​@@krisyannuruha5147 not quite. for a long, long time, humans have liked shiny things. It's good for jewelry and decoration. it's almost fascinating how long it's stayed relevant, though you are correct that it's personally useless. Now you wanna know a good currency, SALT. that was the must useful currency ever.
      "I don't believe in that currency anymore."
      "Well darn" *goes home to preserve food.*

    • @krisyannuruha5147
      @krisyannuruha5147 4 года назад +12

      @@TotallyHuman well currency have very long history and various version in different place and yes some start from food because its the easiest to see value in it for everyone, but its evolved because various reason which one of them is because food can't be last forever (if you don't use it, its root or damaged).. gold become good currency because we love shinny object, we not consume it so it wont disappear and last long, not like other metal which is impact to its stability as currency.. but i'm not fans to gold standar because its have limited source and just found in some place.. so some country who don't have gold mines is destined to be poor, and weak country who can't protect themshelves doomed to be destroyed by stronger country who want to monopoly gold mines.. war for teritorial is not avoidable.. its still happen till now for country with rich oil.. weak country with oil just become puppet for stronger country.. they can't find peace because someone always want to exploit their resource.. their land become playground for proxy war between stronger country..
      right now new currency between country is technology and culture.. you can't attack some country to steal their tech or culture and in the end there no benefits for teritorial war.. there still war like economycal war between USA and Chinesse but at least i don't have to afraid that some random bullet or bom will kill me tomorrow because of that war.. even there still damage, but there's no shortage of food.. so you at least can still live..
      btw fun fact : in reality till now we still have various currency, like in jail cigarette is become currency.. even prisoner who not smoke still use it as currency because he/she now can trade it with someting else.. currency is quite interesting subject to discuss

    • @TotallyHuman
      @TotallyHuman 4 года назад +7

      @@krisyannuruha5147 high school gossip as a currency

  • @RoScFan
    @RoScFan 4 года назад +73

    This was supposed to be comedy but its actually geniunely disturbing and terrifying...

    • @FirstNameLastName-oo1zm
      @FirstNameLastName-oo1zm 4 года назад +3

      In the year 2090 this call will be made BUT if agree your family gets 10 years of food

  • @a_sconefield
    @a_sconefield 2 года назад +10

    "Listen, my cat and I were about to sit down for dinner."
    that's it. that's the comment

  • @KevinWidesouls
    @KevinWidesouls 4 года назад +199

    “My name is Anthony Telemarketer.”
    Oh my disbelief is SO suspended right now.

  • @m0L3ify
    @m0L3ify 4 года назад +145

    He's having dinner with his cat and you still had to ask if he's a virgin? 😂

    • @Silburific
      @Silburific 4 года назад +35

      He clearly gets pussy.

    • @eazyknotz1
      @eazyknotz1 4 года назад +4

      @@Silburific that's a knee slapper

  • @michaeldunleavy3868
    @michaeldunleavy3868 4 года назад +137

    Imagine Ryan's family gatherings! That would be confusing

    • @awhryan
      @awhryan 4 года назад +9

      Yeah because apparently in the RGCU or Ryan George Connected Universe when you give birth to someone they just like you but disfigured

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 4 года назад +3

      @@awhryan And apparently in that universe males can have babies together and give birth somehow

    • @fholojr
      @fholojr 4 года назад +2

      @@awhryan I call it the Ryanverse. We've got to come up with a consensus on this haha

    • @leincin
      @leincin 4 года назад +3

      Just never include his horrifying bearded child

    • @michaeldunleavy3868
      @michaeldunleavy3868 4 года назад +2

      @@leincin haha his child was cute in a horrific sort of way

  • @bjhollings1417
    @bjhollings1417 3 года назад +2

    If you sign up in the next 10 minutes i can get you get same day sacrifice
    Oh, same day? That’s actually pretty good
    Ok I’ll just send someone over right away then
    Ok bye... (hangs up)... oh wait, no no no

  • @talesmigliorini5541
    @talesmigliorini5541 4 года назад +167

    "Have you had a conversation with anyone recently? Other than the cat?" - Actually, no, its 2020

    • @mariotuber2866
      @mariotuber2866 4 года назад +1

      "But you could talk to people in January and Feburary and the first half of March in 2020, so you should be more specific."

    • @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen
      @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen 3 года назад

      So Covid walked into a cat

  • @iCuddleAfter6
    @iCuddleAfter6 3 года назад +401

    "you don't believe in north america?!"
    "No, we don't believe in any country"
    Small joke but it's a good one

    • @aoikemono6414
      @aoikemono6414 3 года назад +5

      Or just America. Because no one cares about the other countries. They just sort of exist.

    • @gregoryfenn1462
      @gregoryfenn1462 3 года назад +19

      As long as Thursday still exists :)

    • @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen
      @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen 3 года назад +2

      @@gregoryfenn1462 Every Day is Thrusday

    • @TheNilsbuss
      @TheNilsbuss 3 года назад +1

      @@aoikemono6414 r/whooosh

    • @deepaparakkal4241
      @deepaparakkal4241 2 года назад

      @@aoikemono6414 All countries just sort of exist.

  • @dshannon23
    @dshannon23 4 года назад +514

    Me: *spends all day watching a guy talk to himself*
    Also Me: Whoops!
    Still Me: Whoopsie!

  • @connoresmondo
    @connoresmondo 3 года назад +4

    1:55 cool pencil spin

  • @jettplane
    @jettplane 4 года назад +145

    If he’s in, I’m in.

  • @DrFlaccid
    @DrFlaccid 3 года назад +271

    As a person with cable, I can confirm that Zordon is our true lord and savior.

    • @Lucas-Lee-1987
      @Lucas-Lee-1987 3 года назад +15

      I don' t have cable, but I have been having conversations with people lately, and I can also confirm. All hail Zordon, our one true lord and savior!

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. 2 года назад +5

      @@Lucas-Lee-1987 I have neither cable, nor have I been having conversations with people lately, but Zordon is still our almighty Lord. It's just common sense.

    • @Gamer3427
      @Gamer3427 2 года назад +6

      I'm doubtful. No one has cable anymore.

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. 2 года назад +5

      @@Gamer3427 Yeah, people have Deadpool nowadays.

  • @jamestown8398
    @jamestown8398 4 года назад +330

    Judge: "You can't sacrifice people, it's against the law."
    Telemarketer: "Laws aren't a thing! They're imaginary!"
    Judge: "Regardless, we're gonna put you in a room and never let you leave."
    Telemarketer: "But Zordon?!"

    • @exodustimes4266
      @exodustimes4266 4 года назад +13

      Will he get free food?

    • @jamestown8398
      @jamestown8398 4 года назад +9

      @@aeonreign6456 The police will enforce the ruling. Putting people in rooms is okay if they do it.

    • @jamestown8398
      @jamestown8398 4 года назад +18

      @@aeonreign6456 I just thought the cultist was lying to take advantage of the sacrifice's lack of social ties.

    • @edgewastaken2432
      @edgewastaken2432 3 года назад +7

      @@aeonreign6456 praise cthulhu. "GASP"
      Did I say cthulhu, I meant zordon

    • @lordshuv-rowyoknow6486
      @lordshuv-rowyoknow6486 3 года назад +3

      Well, we decided law isn't a thing.
      So.........

  • @jasonrodgers880
    @jasonrodgers880 3 года назад +5

    “Ok bye... wait. No. No. No.” sounds like the story of my life.

  • @LeutenVT
    @LeutenVT 4 года назад +552

    "Do me a favour, put Canada on the Phone?"
    "What? I can't put Canada on the phone, Canada is like a conce- Oh my god."

    • @user-hl6hr2jf5c
      @user-hl6hr2jf5c 4 года назад +6

      Yeah I don't get this one

    • @Impulse35
      @Impulse35 4 года назад +75

      @@user-hl6hr2jf5c It's there to further the point that contries aren't real and that they are just concepts we put into practice that effect how we view it.

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 4 года назад +53

      @@user-hl6hr2jf5c so its not a real thing.. only because we made it a thing to name pieces of land and call it our territory.
      But if nobody believes in it anymore. It jist becomes nameless pieces of land again.

    • @jeffallen55
      @jeffallen55 4 года назад +39

      Similar to money. Money has no intrinsic value. It's not rare, and it's not useful in and of itself. But everybody agrees that money with this picture on it has this much buying power.

    • @argumengenichyperloquaciou4115
      @argumengenichyperloquaciou4115 4 года назад +18

      Jeff Allen If you aren't building a circuit board, gold's pretty useless, too.

  • @scooblov
    @scooblov 3 года назад +190

    “I decided” is the funniest addition to his skits.

  • @fureafila
    @fureafila 4 года назад +58

    Damn. I actually missed the adstronaut on adspace

    • @Wahbun
      @Wahbun 4 года назад +2

      Victor Ribeiro - Estratégias de Aprovação well i mean money isn’t a thing anymore so what’s the point

    • @Mac2570
      @Mac2570 4 года назад +1

      I guess Ryan couldn't get a sponsor for his human sacrifice video. lol

  • @leeney708
    @leeney708 3 года назад +923

    He did a backflip, sacrificed himself to Zorgon and saved the day!

  • @GeoffBosco
    @GeoffBosco 4 года назад +186

    "If enough people decide money is just paper then money has no value."
    Yes, that *is* how economics actually works. And, that is a good thing.

    • @robotnoir5299
      @robotnoir5299 4 года назад +17

      _"And, that is a good thing."_ Yep, the constant threat of financial-crisis and hyper-inflation is sooooo much better than coins with actual precious metal in them. Can you believe that money used to have intrinsic value?!? Stupid past people!

    • @RoScFan
      @RoScFan 4 года назад +22

      @@robotnoir5299 ACTUAL?!?! ACTUAL PRECIOUS METALS? Why is the value of paper agreed upon by everyone more fictional than the value agreed upon by everyone for some dumb rocks!?!?! Do YOU eat gold?!?!

    • @brimbrim5389
      @brimbrim5389 4 года назад +5

      RoScFan
      I mean. Do you eat paper? At least metals can be used to construct things. Paper is still useful, don’t get me wrong, but it’s quite easily produced which makes the actual value quite low.

    • @JonGunnarssonDotA
      @JonGunnarssonDotA 4 года назад +9

      @@RoScFan Precious metals are valued for ornamental uses and are used for other things, too. Gold is used in electronics and dentistry. Silver is also used in electronics, as well as in photography, medicine, and for silverware (which used to be a much bigger deal before stainless steel). Their (historical) use as money then gives precious metals additional value.

    • @GeoffBosco
      @GeoffBosco 4 года назад +3

      @@RoScFan It really isn't. But the fact that throws a monkey wrench into you line of reason is that over the past century the absolute price of gold (i.e. the amount of stuff you can buy with it) has stayed relatively stable if not increased. Compare that to the absolute price of paper money over the last century...and once of gold use to be $20...
      That is the market speaking.
      But, personally I don't think there is a strong connection between gold's "intrinsic" value and its economic value. There is correlation, though. Economics is value free. You're not supposed to be able to get information about moral value from looking at how the market values things. That's not how it works.

  • @meepersxd4123
    @meepersxd4123 4 года назад +95

    “Talked to anyone lately?”
    Yup
    “Anyone other than your cat?”
    Oh. Nope

  • @LordOfMostGames
    @LordOfMostGames 2 года назад +6

    Getting sacrificed for our one true lord and savior Zordon is tight!

  • @KrisMcCauley
    @KrisMcCauley 4 года назад +269

    “Have you had a conversation with anyone”
    “Yes”
    “Other than the cat?”
    “No”
    Story of my life

  • @Warri0rLink
    @Warri0rLink 4 года назад +93

    “So this human sacrifice thing . . . Is that going to be complicated?”
    “Actually it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!”

  • @Dismythed
    @Dismythed 4 года назад +87

    "Same day sacrifice" gets 'em every time.

  • @cheriescorner9923
    @cheriescorner9923 3 года назад +4

    Light humor that will ultimately reveal itself as prophetic truth of changes to come in the monetary system as we know it.

  • @Kunaaaaallll
    @Kunaaaaallll 4 года назад +211

    "We have people in the board who says money is not worth anything anymore, so money is not worth anything anymore"
    *INDIAN GOVERNMENT LIKED THAT*

    • @nudirt1274
      @nudirt1274 4 года назад +2

      Hahahah. Good one.

    • @rishabhsharma8123
      @rishabhsharma8123 4 года назад +11

      People: How will you ban 80% of the country's hard currency
      Govt: Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @seanmcdonald5859
    @seanmcdonald5859 4 года назад +98

    I mean, hes not wrong about the money thing . . . . .

    • @TheWhocaresusername
      @TheWhocaresusername 4 года назад +5

      Toilet paper is like gold right now

    • @extrams0
      @extrams0 4 года назад +4

      or countries for that matter.
      countries are basically land owned by the government - which only exists because the people allow it to exist.
      Heck ownership in general is 2 people who agree that a certain object is stored with, an can be used by, one of them; and that the other person asks for permission if he wants to use it.

    • @firebirdchild975
      @firebirdchild975 4 года назад +1

      Heck even names If you are named John but everyone just agrees that you are Steve now and only call you steve

    • @danielheflick1529
      @danielheflick1529 4 года назад +1

      @@firebirdchild975, difference is that pretending our individual names exist doesn't hurt anyone, but pretending that money and countries exist hurts millions of people around the globe every single day.

    • @firebirdchild975
      @firebirdchild975 4 года назад

      @@danielheflick1529 indulge me here pleas would you rather see a exchange system where we trade goods and services in stead of money and what would you purpose instead of countries? Please note I do not mean to ridicule you nor can I say that you are wrong because I see what you mean but I wonder how you would rather see it

  • @PippiOnePointOh
    @PippiOnePointOh 4 года назад +63

    “How do you even think that’s gonna work?”
    I’m glad you asked, it’s gonna be...
    *SUPER EASY BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE*

  • @zacharyp7511
    @zacharyp7511 4 года назад +23

    After finding this dude’s pitch meetings he’s quickly become one of my favorite youtubers idk how he’s not bigger

  • @tj_lad7078
    @tj_lad7078 4 года назад +61

    “Have you had a conversation with anyone recently?”
    “Conversa- I mean yeah, no, of course I have.”
    “Other than the cat?”
    “Oh, no.”
    “Right, okay, so it definitely sounds like you’re a great candidate.”
    *turns to cat*
    Holy shit, Mittens, you think this is legit?

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 4 года назад +3

      **licks scrotum**

    • @tj_lad7078
      @tj_lad7078 4 года назад +2

      @@onkelpappkov2666 How did you KNOW???

    • @maddie9602
      @maddie9602 4 года назад +2

      In my defense, everyone's hiding from coronavirus right now, so not exactly a lot of people to talk to atm.

  • @reiwire_
    @reiwire_ 4 года назад +178

    Ryan should do a "The first person to have an accent" sketch

  • @RMarr-uy9hf
    @RMarr-uy9hf 2 года назад +3

    I watch this video every two months, it's a medical prescription for my mood disorder.

  • @cyrisssmith8830
    @cyrisssmith8830 4 года назад +112

    "I'mma racrafice!"
    "Like that is not a good thing Scoob"

    • @deeryyyyy707
      @deeryyyyy707 4 года назад

      😂 I was just watching this the other day

    • @jakefoxx7978
      @jakefoxx7978 4 года назад +1

      I could hear this and now my brain is spiraling into a realm of "What's New Scooby Doo" and the two 2000s live action films 👌😔

    • @theweirdwolf1877
      @theweirdwolf1877 4 года назад +1

      Did I actually get this joke? I’m literally Zoomer asf, how lol

    • @RedRad1990
      @RedRad1990 3 года назад +1

      The funny thing is that Scooby Doo is actually old stuff

  • @throatwobblermangrove8510
    @throatwobblermangrove8510 4 года назад +223

    Boss: "So, you have a sacrifice for me?"
    Anthony Telemarketer: "Yes, sir, I do!"

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhood3991
      @yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 4 года назад +4

      Boss = Zordon

    • @carteradams43
      @carteradams43 4 года назад +1

      stolen

    • @itay_1502
      @itay_1502 4 года назад +3

      Boss: And was it hard to get someone to sacrifice themselves?
      Anthony Telemarketer: no it was super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @lukepeters4804
    @lukepeters4804 3 года назад +118

    This man is the golden jem of RUclips

    • @sirius4k
      @sirius4k 3 года назад +2

      jem?

    • @MrSagranda
      @MrSagranda 3 года назад +22

      @@sirius4k You see, we stopped believin in the "g" and therefor had to rename it.
      And since "jem" kind of, probably, sounds like jam and people like to jam, we found it fittin to rename it to jem.
      Hail Zordon!

  • @graemeedwards5856
    @graemeedwards5856 4 года назад +76

    “If you have enough people onboard and they all decide that money’s not worth anything anymore, then it’s not worth anything anymore.”
    I swear there was an episode of Recess that did this same thing with stickers.

    • @joshu9444
      @joshu9444 4 года назад +1

      yay, I'm not the only one who saw that episode

    • @jeepersmcgee3466
      @jeepersmcgee3466 4 года назад

      That episode is actually a very solid lesson in economics and the free market

    • @wardwilkinson3890
      @wardwilkinson3890 4 года назад

      I would like this but it has 69 likes
      Oh wait I’m not stupid liked

  • @oninomad
    @oninomad 4 года назад +275

    "You stopped believe in North America?" "Yeah just countries in general"
    ok you've recruited me, Hail Zordon.

    • @chaosXP3RT
      @chaosXP3RT 4 года назад +6

      You're a Communist or anarchist

    • @chaosXP3RT
      @chaosXP3RT 4 года назад +3

      @blu My comment was a joke since communists and anarchists want to destroy the concept of the nation-state. No serious political debates here

    • @yakarotsennin3115
      @yakarotsennin3115 4 года назад +1

      North America isn’t a country, it’s a continent.

    • @purplecatloverrandompizza
      @purplecatloverrandompizza 4 года назад +6

      I mean true, no money or counties I'm down

    • @Gray963
      @Gray963 4 года назад +2

      Genuinely behind this idea. All hail globalist Zordon