90s Time Traveler Discovers Google

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  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2025

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  • @PaulPaulPaulson
    @PaulPaulPaulson 4 года назад +1907

    No "The future is dumb"-t-shirts available? Seems like the future is actually dumb.

  • @SamanthaMidgleyIsANerd
    @SamanthaMidgleyIsANerd 4 года назад +9593

    “You die in 2004”
    “How?”
    *immediately changes topic*
    He definitely murdered him lmao

    • @jayjayx5x1
      @jayjayx5x1 4 года назад +413

      Samantha Midgley I think it is implied that it was the crabs he has a lot of.

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 4 года назад +265

      Murdering that guy seems super easy, barely and inconvenience.

    • @equinoxxed_7502
      @equinoxxed_7502 4 года назад +106

      @@jayjayx5x1 the lore is so deep

    • @akn3288
      @akn3288 4 года назад +40

      I think he died in 9/11

    • @crowmosome5002
      @crowmosome5002 4 года назад +80

      Khaled Nasry that was in 2001

  • @IoEstasCedonta
    @IoEstasCedonta 4 года назад +4211

    "So how is everything in 2020?" "I don't like it very much. The weather stopped making sense, and everyone is intermittent fasting."
    ...*checks upload date*.

    • @KoryFae
      @KoryFae 4 года назад +238

      Same, lmao. Ryan sure jumped the gun on making this video.

    • @jaredf6205
      @jaredf6205 4 года назад +64

      @@KoryFae everyone knew it would be bad by the end of February.

    • @Ashwagur
      @Ashwagur 4 года назад +42

      Woh ok yeah this was the beginning of the year

    • @michelkhairallah2788
      @michelkhairallah2788 4 года назад +26

      Ummm actually 2020 was very good for me my grades at school got better it is normal school not online also i got into movies so that was good i am now good at video games
      I am having my sleep schedule back
      I got rid of my fear of the dark and i live in Lebanon so everything here is 10 times the price and the salaries are the same

    • @pocket1578
      @pocket1578 4 года назад +52

      Were we fasting in February? Because so much happened that I can’t remember what that means anymore

  • @thermalghost3027
    @thermalghost3027 4 года назад +8957

    Man I remember watching this back in the 90s didn’t believe a word he said...now I believe everything he says

    • @y2123-l8c
      @y2123-l8c 4 года назад +163

      Me too 😥

    • @roguepsykerhaaker4813
      @roguepsykerhaaker4813 4 года назад +344

      Ugh, same for all the fortune tellers in the dark ages. So many people got burned as witches when they accurately predicted furries

    • @joeysgames1084
      @joeysgames1084 4 года назад +75

      Man I wish I believed the news about the virus

    • @davidforlong
      @davidforlong 4 года назад +86

      Quick what did he say for 2021

    • @roguepsykerhaaker4813
      @roguepsykerhaaker4813 4 года назад +79

      @@davidforlong they make another season of game of thrones and its even worse

  • @billybegood466
    @billybegood466 4 года назад +3079

    "60% is more than 0.5%."
    Hold on, let me Google that.
    ...
    Yup, checks out.

  • @forger42
    @forger42 3 года назад +575

    It's a testament to how good Ryan George is at this, that I never think of any of the characters as the same person. I don't think I've ever watched any of his videos I didn't like

    • @generalsavage4103
      @generalsavage4103 2 года назад

      @Eternal-X Entertainment I have a super confused as to what I said

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +12681

    Your channel either dies a hero, or lives long enough to be sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends

    • @amp7980
      @amp7980 4 года назад +939

      But money though.
      money is tight!

    • @julianfalken8861
      @julianfalken8861 4 года назад +143

      Why do i see you everywhere?

    • @rital3309
      @rital3309 4 года назад +94

      you again..

    • @samuelkibunda6960
      @samuelkibunda6960 4 года назад +64

      @@amp7980 yes sir it is

    • @NeoMicy
      @NeoMicy 4 года назад +142

      But at least Ryan dont lie like the others. He didnt mention the phenominal graphic

  • @kadenprows8079
    @kadenprows8079 4 года назад +2910

    "But then back rub turns into something much more intense"
    "That is how back rubs usually play out" 😂

    • @baronsengir187
      @baronsengir187 4 года назад +24

      Also true

    • @daviswhite3591
      @daviswhite3591 4 года назад +16

      The "go to" since '92 baby.

    • @DudeinatorMC
      @DudeinatorMC 4 года назад +23

      Tell that to the girl that rejected me 😒

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 4 года назад +53

      @@DudeinatorMC she says sorry but we are very happy together.

    • @josharntt
      @josharntt 4 года назад +52

      @@DudeinatorMC Well to be fair you are supposed to ask them if they want a back rub first

  • @JustaGuy_Gaming
    @JustaGuy_Gaming 3 года назад +774

    To be fair to all of us who don't read the terms and conditions... it doesn't really matter. They pretty much all have a clause saying they can do anything they want at any time and reserve the right to change the ToS as well without notifying you. Simply put most ToS can be dumbed down to "You have no rights, and any rights you do have we will take away from you later".

    • @silverletter4551
      @silverletter4551 3 года назад +35

      It would be good for humanity to abolish these companies altogether.

    • @JustaGuy_Gaming
      @JustaGuy_Gaming 3 года назад +80

      @@silverletter4551 While the companies are mostly corrupt and bad, the real issue is the law and how it works for civil court. Simply put any one can sue any one but only the rich have the money to throw at lengthy court cases and to hire private investigators and such to find evidence they need to win.
      Or you know just make it up... In the case of many Terms of Service they won't actually hold up in court. However the average consumer does not have thousands of dollars to fight a court case over a $50 video game or a $20 toaster that burned their house down.
      The best most buyers can hope for is a settlement. If the case is bad enough a company might pay you to keep the issue quiet, but no matter the mountain of evidence you'd likely never win out right in court. Or if you did it would cost so much it would never be worth it.

    • @marktester5799
      @marktester5799 3 года назад +25

      Even my TV asks me to agree to terms and conditions whenever it updates... the internet age is dumb.

    • @JustaGuy_Gaming
      @JustaGuy_Gaming 3 года назад +36

      @@marktester5799 Ah yes the age of technology in where you can't get a coffee because your coffee maker is downloading an update.

    • @jeffbenton6183
      @jeffbenton6183 3 года назад +16

      @@JustaGuy_Gaming Based on what I learned in my paralegal courses, I believe what you said is all or mostly true, and it needs to change.

  • @orcherastic8102
    @orcherastic8102 4 года назад +3583

    "In 1995 only like 0.5% people used the internet, now it's like 60%"
    Ryan full with confidence:
    "That's more"

    • @ranjankumar2484
      @ranjankumar2484 4 года назад +132

      That sums up my observational skills.

    • @FabiosTheName
      @FabiosTheName 4 года назад +77

      No no, he's got a point

    • @ItsAsparageese
      @ItsAsparageese 4 года назад +21

      "It IS!"

    • @quoudan1021
      @quoudan1021 4 года назад +8

      Good work buddy you said what he said whant a cookie?

    • @shaymayo6
      @shaymayo6 4 года назад +1

      hey that was in the first movie!

  • @satyamgupta2182
    @satyamgupta2182 4 года назад +1868

    "And how much do these services cost?"
    Let's just say you don't pay...with money.

    • @cjhepburn7406
      @cjhepburn7406 4 года назад +19

      Let's 'just' say that...lol.

    • @cjhepburn7406
      @cjhepburn7406 4 года назад +31

      I feel like making people pay without money might be a problem. 'Turns out no, Super Easy...'

    • @echothemyth3160
      @echothemyth3160 4 года назад +64

      You pay with the curses, right?

    • @PirateKingRoger-x1y
      @PirateKingRoger-x1y 4 года назад +9

      @@cjhepburn7406 barely an inconvenience

    • @jesusmora9379
      @jesusmora9379 4 года назад +2

      radio and tv are also free

  • @TheEmeraldSwordMusic
    @TheEmeraldSwordMusic 2 года назад +89

    I'm so glad Ryan decided to put up these old episodes of the 90's Talk Show on his channel! They're so fun to watch!

  • @michaelwilson5114
    @michaelwilson5114 4 года назад +1404

    The Adstronaut even makes the Raid ads worth watching - and thats saying a LOT.
    -This message brought to you by Raid:Shadow Legends.

    • @kennethnwebb
      @kennethnwebb 4 года назад +43

      he makes everything more interesting

    • @xcake88
      @xcake88 4 года назад +6

      Ikr

    • @brybjarn3358
      @brybjarn3358 4 года назад +10

      Start now for free

    • @EddyA1337
      @EddyA1337 4 года назад +20

      I know man I always skip ads but Ryan knows how to make them watchable and funny

    • @RegiRuler
      @RegiRuler 4 года назад +3

      Internet Historian has the best Raid ads tbh

  • @7thsaga662
    @7thsaga662 4 года назад +1535

    Im just gonna ask;
    Who made the theme song for this sketch? Love it. It's short and I wanna hear more.
    Also, great skit.

    • @tahatahirijotey3793
      @tahatahirijotey3793 4 года назад +41

      ruclips.net/video/DOSNT7VA2XA/видео.html

    • @leroylowe5921
      @leroylowe5921 4 года назад +23

      It sounds very 90s. Which is probably not a coincidence.

    • @wuhoolife
      @wuhoolife 4 года назад +1

      Moriah Elizabeth used to use that theme song

    • @thomashanke4857
      @thomashanke4857 4 года назад +3

      @@tahatahirijotey3793 thanks 🙂

    • @marclewis5505
      @marclewis5505 4 года назад +3

      I love it but it kinda sounds more 80s to me.

  • @princessaria
    @princessaria 4 года назад +93

    Man, the “Google a number instead of answering the call” thing is too relatable.

    • @AiseStyle
      @AiseStyle 3 года назад +5

      And I thought it was just me.

    • @mefirstyoulater
      @mefirstyoulater 3 года назад +17

      When 95% of calls are scammers...

    • @TheAnimeEncyclopedia
      @TheAnimeEncyclopedia 3 года назад +8

      I wasnt actually aware that was a thing 😅

    • @penelopegrier5073
      @penelopegrier5073 2 года назад +1

      @@TheAnimeEncyclopedia me either. That’s crazy.

    • @dude9318
      @dude9318 2 года назад

      @@TheAnimeEncyclopedia yeah i just pick it up or ignore it

  • @jonathanbozarth1787
    @jonathanbozarth1787 4 года назад +783

    This is like this reporter's fifth trip to 2019-20 and he just discovers google?

    • @MichaelSBaram
      @MichaelSBaram 4 года назад +194

      Maybe it was his first trip you know,. Time travel is complicated...

    • @alextrill5829
      @alextrill5829 4 года назад +103

      Google only appeared in our timeline as consequence of his previous trips, due to butterfly effect.

    • @johndoe86135
      @johndoe86135 4 года назад +23

      @@MichaelSBaram it would have to be at least the 2nd time since he has already looked up when the other guy was going to die

    • @MichaelSBaram
      @MichaelSBaram 4 года назад +13

      @@johndoe86135 well, aahh, maybe he ahhh yea you're right :(

    • @jovalleau
      @jovalleau 4 года назад +48

      Knock knock? Who's there? My back, and I need you to get ALLLLL the way off it.

  • @inst4rmin.x4_onYT
    @inst4rmin.x4_onYT 4 года назад +636

    "... Metaphorical pies"
    - "they make those in the future" lololol

    • @ScionStorm1
      @ScionStorm1 4 года назад +8

      Google make pies?
      No but they tried making Glass.
      Wait- whut?
      Google Pi is just a matter of time.

    • @tobyharris4777
      @tobyharris4777 4 года назад +3

      I mean blackberry pi already is a thing

    • @youresohot1392
      @youresohot1392 4 года назад +2

      @@ScionStorm1 Google pie is android 10 tho

    • @Ty-vj4wg
      @Ty-vj4wg 4 года назад +2

      @@tobyharris4777 There is also the raspberry pi.

    • @kallsar
      @kallsar 4 года назад +2

      Wait the pie is also a lie???

  • @jerryjones8470
    @jerryjones8470 3 года назад +47

    "Then backrubs turn into something more intense"
    "That usually is how backrubs play out"

  • @timpower4922
    @timpower4922 4 года назад +4158

    “Google does not pay taxes”.
    “Oh, holy shit-“
    Exactly.

    • @bradluthi4697
      @bradluthi4697 4 года назад +344

      News Guy: Why?
      Report: Cause they make tons of money.
      News Guy: So shouldn't they be paying a lot of taxes?
      Reporter: Whoops!
      News Guy: Whoopsie!!!

    • @malta7406
      @malta7406 4 года назад +80

      Wait, are you serious? Are they legally classified as a nonprofit?

    • @bradluthi4697
      @bradluthi4697 4 года назад +147

      No with smart lawyers finding a bunch of legal loopholes they can avoid paying a lot of tax money

    • @kylemorrison6162
      @kylemorrison6162 4 года назад +116

      @@malta7406 no they don't pay certain federal taxes because like Amazon, they technically haven't broken even yet so they don't pay one form of taxes. They certainly do dish out fuck tons of money to the government

    • @wikansaktianto9215
      @wikansaktianto9215 4 года назад +6

      Hmmm...Hmmm...so, a new draft for merchantilism?

  • @ineffable_ezra
    @ineffable_ezra 4 года назад +5297

    And then 2020 did a backflip, snapped health's neck and ruined the year

  • @FreeStyle786
    @FreeStyle786 3 года назад +24

    I love how the street sign in the background says “BACKFLIP”
    Random easter-eggs 🐣 are TIGHT

  • @wolfhawk1999
    @wolfhawk1999 4 года назад +1801

    Imagine a future with just Ryan, and no Screen Rant...

    • @TheAlmightyZing
      @TheAlmightyZing 4 года назад +172

      I just search for 'Pitch Meeting' once a week because I don't care about all their other stuff flooding my sub feed.

    • @Aakash_Goswami1
      @Aakash_Goswami1 4 года назад +161

      I'm not even subscribed to Screen Rant but I've watched so many pitch meetings that new videos automatically appears on my home feed

    • @ram3rz
      @ram3rz 4 года назад +23

      @@Aakash_Goswami1 same

    • @TheWhiskeyDictionary
      @TheWhiskeyDictionary 4 года назад +12

      @@TheAlmightyZing same!

    • @oliverasensio9429
      @oliverasensio9429 4 года назад +9

      Beautiful.

  • @1umbreon4life
    @1umbreon4life 4 года назад +1055

    Reporter: "It's not ok to call people."
    News Anchor: "Wow, the future is dumb."
    Me: "That's my favorite part of this decade."

    • @Alex-rh8mr
      @Alex-rh8mr 4 года назад +7

      Sean Marchant same😂

    • @MrMate8869
      @MrMate8869 4 года назад +2

      Google might give you a call

    • @MachineHead783
      @MachineHead783 3 года назад

      Y'all very dumb

    • @Jake1702
      @Jake1702 3 года назад +3

      I don't answer calls if I don't recognize the number. If I don't, it means I don't know you so it's probably a wrong number anyway. Check the fucking numbers you're dialing before you call them.

  • @Usaman50
    @Usaman50 4 года назад +345

    “2020 sucks”
    It’s about to get a whole lot suckier

  • @internationalfailure9997
    @internationalfailure9997 4 года назад +1237

    Ryan probably made the best advertisement I've seen for Raid: Shadow Legends
    Still not buying it

    • @eiad1251
      @eiad1251 4 года назад +43

      It’s free

    • @internationalfailure9997
      @internationalfailure9997 4 года назад +128

      @@eiad1251 I'm counting the Microtransactions

    • @Theron101
      @Theron101 4 года назад +22

      @@internationalfailure9997 fair

    • @eiad1251
      @eiad1251 4 года назад +9

      International Failure hmmmm I’ll let it slide

    • @PixelParanoid
      @PixelParanoid 4 года назад

      Watch Radal's

  • @henrymarckisotto9025
    @henrymarckisotto9025 4 года назад +30

    I love how him dying and ignoring telling him how has become a running joke

  • @WiloPolis03
    @WiloPolis03 4 года назад +820

    *"I find everything almost instantly using something called-"*
    Half expected him to say NordVPN.

    • @drewwelbourn3961
      @drewwelbourn3961 4 года назад +35

      It could have been a great segue after the part about Google collecting your data. "Yes, they collect all this data but there is this thing called NordVPN..."

    • @Sienisota
      @Sienisota 4 года назад +16

      NordVPN is tight.

    • @cjhepburn7406
      @cjhepburn7406 4 года назад +3

      Even the mighty Ryan George has...bills!

    • @georgelinford5576
      @georgelinford5576 4 года назад +2

      If this is wasn't already sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends I would expected the same

  • @graphaite9876
    @graphaite9876 4 года назад +888

    “And I definitely have CRABS.”
    ouhf.

    • @aionicthunder
      @aionicthunder 4 года назад +19

      Well, we should probably ban them. They are menaces to society

    • @Custerd1
      @Custerd1 4 года назад +14

      Having crabs is TIGHT.

    • @soupcake3092
      @soupcake3092 4 года назад +11

      @@aionicthunder I second the ban on crabs. I am also going to denounce Venice.

    • @aionicthunder
      @aionicthunder 4 года назад +7

      Mark Strouthes I denounce you

    • @lancechristopherlelis210
      @lancechristopherlelis210 4 года назад +5

      fun fact: that's how he died

  • @TaytahniTorra
    @TaytahniTorra 4 года назад +16

    He even got the old TV fuzzy screen effect right. The effort this guy puts in👏🏾

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 2 года назад

      Yeah though I feel an old CTR filter would have been better than some flashing pixels and a green border occasionally showing up

  • @novafilm5644
    @novafilm5644 4 года назад +103

    How is this guy so fucking good at making me feel disappointed and hysterical at the same time

  • @madeofsteel23
    @madeofsteel23 4 года назад +477

    “Then he did a back flip snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day”

    • @obuIisk
      @obuIisk 4 года назад +5

      Nice

    • @ra-eesdaniels35
      @ra-eesdaniels35 4 года назад +2

      What pitch meeting is that

    • @waterlemonandfriends
      @waterlemonandfriends 4 года назад +7

      @@ra-eesdaniels35 It's from one of Ryan's videos, "the first guy ever to write fiction" or something like that.

    • @sidecharacter3193
      @sidecharacter3193 4 года назад +1

      Another

    • @Ezper-2099
      @Ezper-2099 4 года назад +4

      Maybe he died because HE was the BAD GUY
      *duh*

  • @anitapreciosa2830
    @anitapreciosa2830 4 года назад +15

    Googling unknown phone numbers before answering is so me. First time I feel Ryan is making fun of me... and I am laughing along!!

  • @lotusleila5281
    @lotusleila5281 4 года назад +72

    Your "it's the nineties" is so convincing I tell ya, I'm loving it

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 4 года назад +4

      I mean, he was alive through all of them. All of the nineties.

    • @runthenumbers9698
      @runthenumbers9698 3 года назад

      @@camelopardalis84
      Yeah, that's the first decade that I 100 percented

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 3 года назад

      @@runthenumbers9698 Me too. 1984 woman.

  • @xahal
    @xahal 4 года назад +342

    "Accept these 1000 pages terms of services to signin"
    "barely an inconvenience"

  • @Cyberlisk
    @Cyberlisk Год назад +10

    01:25 To be fair, Google does indeed distribute a lot of cookies.

  • @Luigiman-rc9fi
    @Luigiman-rc9fi 4 года назад +388

    I love how all these end with the host saying "oh holy shi-".

    • @elymoore4528
      @elymoore4528 4 года назад +10

      Eh, it's barely an inconvenience...

    • @IKnowThisSoundsGayBut
      @IKnowThisSoundsGayBut 4 года назад +6

      The music played in my head after reading this.

    • @bluefletcherfish
      @bluefletcherfish 4 года назад +1

      News casters always swore on TV in the 90s, remember?

    • @Luigiman-rc9fi
      @Luigiman-rc9fi 4 года назад +2

      @@bluefletcherfish No, I don't remember. I'm 15 :)

    • @ellariel7457
      @ellariel7457 4 года назад

      Tayce Sells LOL And *you're* half MY age, kid ... The realm of missed references between us would fill Encyclopedia Britannica ... if it had still existed in your lifetime.😂😂😂 No worries. Just because the future is dumb doesn't mean that I think the people who came in along the way are as well. Hope you feel the same about those of us who fell to Earth in days of future past. 😉 ✌🏼 Peace out, ✌🏼 dude. 😂

  • @djarcas
    @djarcas 4 года назад +92

    This has to be the only channel - ever - I actually enjoy watching the ads on.

    • @mohsinakram1998
      @mohsinakram1998 4 года назад +3

      Daniel thrasher?!?

    • @jibrael5705
      @jibrael5705 4 года назад +1

      Nux Taku???

    • @Half_Finis
      @Half_Finis 4 года назад +1

      @@mohsinakram1998 dude I found him like yesterday and I totally agree!

  • @MandyGBX
    @MandyGBX 4 года назад +45

    Time Traveling Reporter: Also, there are people wearing masks for some reason. Not sure exactly why. Also, I have a sore throat.
    Talk Show Host: I'm sure it's fine. See you back in 1995!

    • @blackmber
      @blackmber 3 года назад +1

      Time travelling reporter doesn’t get to go back to the 90s for a while, or maybe ever

  • @nii_amart
    @nii_amart 4 года назад +81

    "win arguments as you're having them"
    Best use of Google

  • @marie-helenemartel7147
    @marie-helenemartel7147 4 года назад +308

    "Isn't that a canadian cookie brand?"
    Ah les Goglus...
    Your québécois is showing Ryan.
    Je suis fière de te compter comme compatriote, sérieusement. 😁

    • @ShoutingDerek
      @ShoutingDerek 4 года назад +23

      You know, I was wondering if he was, considering his great french accent in his travelling video
      Now I know he's one of us!

    • @Simonporter89
      @Simonporter89 4 года назад +20

      One of us!! ONE OF US!!!

    • @marie-helenemartel7147
      @marie-helenemartel7147 4 года назад +6

      @@ShoutingDerek yes, and we shall be proud

    • @c.g.silver8782
      @c.g.silver8782 4 года назад +7

      Well I suspected before he said as producer guy that he wants to buy Canada that RG is Canadian (not long ago practically confirmed in the human sacrifice sketch).
      And I'm not Canadian :) but last time I liked a RUclipsr's humour so much was Jon Lajoie and for some reason Ryan reminded me of him :D

    • @Simonporter89
      @Simonporter89 4 года назад +1

      @@c.g.silver8782 Jon Lajoie! That hit my nostalgia bone hard

  • @RustinChole
    @RustinChole 3 года назад +4

    When a guy is so good I watch his ads. Sometimes he makes them hilarious.
    “I am ruthless!”😂

  • @user-mh9od2hl5w
    @user-mh9od2hl5w 4 года назад +135

    "People don't like picking up the phone in 2020" you got me on that on

    • @HAARGLaga
      @HAARGLaga 4 года назад +2

      "on that on" apparntly school tsts and tir lists mad vryon forgt th lttr ""

  • @trevortiernan8510
    @trevortiernan8510 4 года назад +184

    You almost convinced me to play raid shadow legends..
    me: whoops.
    You: Whoopsie

    • @ThatSlovakGuy
      @ThatSlovakGuy 3 года назад

      The guy that did a backflip and snapped bad guys next: Oopsies poopsies

  • @Purpleturtlehurtler
    @Purpleturtlehurtler 4 года назад +7

    The running joke about the host dying in 2004 is my favorite.

  • @bigal6274
    @bigal6274 4 года назад +534

    "It's not okay to call people"
    Seriously thought, it's 2020, don't be calling me.

    • @cjhepburn7406
      @cjhepburn7406 4 года назад +5

      Amen...and if I don't pick up plz send me a text. 'Then u might figure out what I'm trying 2 rinse u 4, that's never gonna happen.' Ok then.

    • @eugenecbell
      @eugenecbell 4 года назад +5

      You can text me, unless you are family I’m not going to answer.

    • @MachineHead783
      @MachineHead783 3 года назад +1

      dumb x2

    • @danhoppy5517
      @danhoppy5517 3 года назад

      I thought it would be super easy to call people, barely an inconvenience!

    • @NaruSanavai
      @NaruSanavai 3 года назад

      @@MachineHead783 So, you'd really rather have a phone call that wastes 10-20 minutes of your time over something mundane? Now, that, is dumb.

  • @MentalAmanda
    @MentalAmanda 4 года назад +27

    Apparently my Ryan George addiction is out of control because my 9 year old uses your catch phrases at least a dozen times per day. Always makes me smile. Thanks for giving us something to bond over and enjoy !

  • @notsocube8452
    @notsocube8452 3 года назад +11

    When he said: "the future is dumb."
    I felt that

  • @masterjedi343
    @masterjedi343 4 года назад +237

    "So you got a movie idea for me?"
    "YES SIR I DO - RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!!!"
    "Is that the entire pitch...or?"
    "RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!"

    • @barrythegoon
      @barrythegoon 4 года назад +6

      Can't wait for the raid shadow legends anime

    • @darthtroller
      @darthtroller 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @ryanjohnson3861
      @ryanjohnson3861 4 года назад +1

      @@barrythegoon same apparently it will be very good

    • @dorsa8250
      @dorsa8250 4 года назад +2

      @@ryanjohnson3861 it will it's going to be animated by the best studio in japan after all

    • @Aussie-boi
      @Aussie-boi 4 года назад +1

      Why are you pitching a phone app to me?
      Because money!
      Oh ok then :)

  • @silverstrike1575
    @silverstrike1575 4 года назад +54

    show runner: is using google hard?
    time traveler: "no its super easy barley a inconvenience"

  • @waerden
    @waerden 4 года назад +19

    Ryan: Today we have a sponsor and it’s-
    Me: just the usual...
    Ryan: Raid: Shadow Legends
    *BRUH*

  • @stephaniemorrissey123
    @stephaniemorrissey123 4 года назад +22

    I absolutely love The 90's Talk Show. This is the kind of fair and honest reporting you just can't find anywhere else.

  • @Doctor4077
    @Doctor4077 4 года назад +482

    "What do they use this amazing power for?"
    Me: porn
    "Lots of, a WHOLE lot of pornography."
    Me: called it

    • @blakegibbo8606
      @blakegibbo8606 4 года назад +8

      Lol same

    • @Haannibal777
      @Haannibal777 4 года назад +18

      Porn is an early adopter in almost every technology. Take a guess what people used the printing press for when it was first invented?

    • @dewey7543
      @dewey7543 4 года назад +21

      Haannibal777 printing

    • @nathanairman9991
      @nathanairman9991 4 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @samiraperi467
      @samiraperi467 4 года назад +6

      And cat videos.

  • @toxicprophetking
    @toxicprophetking 3 года назад +2

    That was the first raid ad anybody ever anywhere has watched all the way to the end . Ever. Thanks Ad-stronaut!

  • @HeathenMaiden
    @HeathenMaiden 4 года назад +25

    Loved the AltaVista reference! That was definitely my search engine of choice back in the '90s. It's fun to think back on those early innocent years when the Internet was still so new and exciting and unknown. It felt like you were kind of in a secret club, those few of us worldwide who were brave enough to venture into this technology.

  • @josiahreynolds7501
    @josiahreynolds7501 4 года назад +90

    I like how the top of the sign in the background has “backflip” written on it

    • @EeekGeek
      @EeekGeek 4 года назад +1

      Logan Shaw no actually the stop sign did a backflip snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day

  • @J.Stevens.
    @J.Stevens. 4 года назад +5

    You definitely need to do another one now. There's so much that has happened.

    • @awesomeruben
      @awesomeruben 4 года назад +1

      Hopefully it will be super easy barely an inconvenience

  • @mr.person4050
    @mr.person4050 4 года назад +51

    The timeline must be really messed up in the Ryan George universe.

    • @Saint_nobody
      @Saint_nobody 4 года назад +6

      It's a side effect of having two first names.

  • @samssoniv
    @samssoniv 4 года назад +7

    Ryan, I have been going through rehab after a bad car wreck last September and finding your sketches have made it easier. You make me laugh and smile! thank you thank you thank you!

  • @Alteori
    @Alteori 3 года назад +32

    You can plan arguments as you're having them 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Wait Google's name used to be back rub? 😐

  • @phil2160
    @phil2160 4 года назад +130

    *People in the comments* : But why is the video sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends ?
    *Ryan George* : Because
    *People* : That works

    • @ytmikelol
      @ytmikelol 4 года назад +12

      Because money

    • @tokyworld
      @tokyworld 4 года назад +10

      @@ytmikelol if anyone deserves to get paid is ryan george.

    • @leroylowe5921
      @leroylowe5921 4 года назад +8

      I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about this!

    • @tajicbladeofthelegion5474
      @tajicbladeofthelegion5474 4 года назад +6

      @@ytmikelol Oh, I like money!

    • @briant7265
      @briant7265 4 года назад

      It's super easy.

  • @sladewilson9741
    @sladewilson9741 4 года назад +35

    At least when you took that juicy RAID money, you made me crack up.

  • @Awesomeplayer98
    @Awesomeplayer98 8 месяцев назад +2

    Talking trash about the company you get paid by. That takes guts. Respect

  • @singleasasin
    @singleasasin 4 года назад +140

    [installs Raid Shaddow Legends] ... [Radi Shadow Legends] : Wanna get a better hero ? ... Welcome to the world of micro-transactions 😂😂😂

    • @aciooica4469
      @aciooica4469 4 года назад +5

      Or wait a few months...

    • @dorsa8250
      @dorsa8250 4 года назад +3

      i can't wait for raid shadow legends anime adoption it will be lit

    • @singleasasin
      @singleasasin 4 года назад

      @@aciooica4469 , as a friend of mine said : "nah, dog ! Tey do that sh!t from day one !" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @singleasasin
      @singleasasin 4 года назад

      @@dorsa8250 i have mixed feelings about that event 🤣

  • @jameslomax8297
    @jameslomax8297 4 года назад +65

    Time traveller discovers Ryan George:
    *The future is epic!*

    • @KohenBlassingame
      @KohenBlassingame 4 года назад +7

      James Lomax if he dies in 2004 and I was born in dec 2004 I might be station guy reincarnated

    • @ilikepigeons6101
      @ilikepigeons6101 4 года назад +3

      @@KohenBlassingame I'm also born in 2004, this proves the point of Ryan George clones' existence .
      I guess were all Ryan George clones

    • @KohenBlassingame
      @KohenBlassingame 4 года назад +3

      I LiKe PiGeoNs u are a scholar my friend genius

  • @CoriLane3060
    @CoriLane3060 4 года назад +20

    “So that’s a no on the cookie than”
    “That’s is a no”
    His voice makes everything funny😂😂🤣😂🤣

  • @bigbrainproductionsandthei7675
    @bigbrainproductionsandthei7675 4 года назад +103

    Ryan George: Raid Shadow Legends
    *YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE*

    • @patriceperry8784
      @patriceperry8784 4 года назад +5

      Other channels not yet sponsored by Raid: Hello There

    • @EddyA1337
      @EddyA1337 4 года назад

      lol

    • @Atomix50972
      @Atomix50972 4 года назад

      ADzhahahaha

    • @MastaSmack
      @MastaSmack 4 года назад

      Someone chose...poorly.

    • @GM15_Official
      @GM15_Official 4 года назад

      You've become the very thing you swore to destroy

  • @vedanshbudhia8148
    @vedanshbudhia8148 4 года назад +26

    "wow so what do these people use this great power of the internet for?"
    "A whole lot of pornography."

  • @RealCaptainAwesome
    @RealCaptainAwesome 3 года назад +9

    February 2020 was decades ago.

  • @kingbronco1015
    @kingbronco1015 4 года назад +117

    When are we getting a Pitch Meeting for Time Travelling Reporter Guy: The Movie?

    • @nicolai6257
      @nicolai6257 4 года назад +4

      Would've been a great april fools video

    • @thesoupin8or673
      @thesoupin8or673 4 года назад +4

      ...And then the Time Traveling Reporter Guy did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck, and saved the day!

    • @worlds1ep3enthusiast92
      @worlds1ep3enthusiast92 4 года назад +1

      It's been delayed due to Covid-19

  • @jordankent3701
    @jordankent3701 4 года назад +49

    Did anyone even notice the time traveller is on Backflip St? Lmao

    • @jamesanderson6373
      @jamesanderson6373 4 года назад

      *traveler

    • @hiimdanii
      @hiimdanii 4 года назад +8

      @@jamesanderson6373 where im from, traveller*.
      Shut the fuck up, people spell things differently around the world.

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 4 года назад

      So he had this 90s Eurodance cassette tape blasting "I got the power" and "Rhythm is a dancer" at full volume, ruining people's day.
      So what'd you do?
      I nicked the bad guy's Snap! and saved the day.

    • @SimoraCheeks1
      @SimoraCheeks1 4 года назад

      LOL thank you for pointing that out!

    • @jordankent3701
      @jordankent3701 4 года назад

      @@jamesanderson6373 I'm from Australia and we spell it like that here so...

  • @starwave9476
    @starwave9476 4 года назад +1

    You are the best things come out of my, or our, generation in a long time together with Oiland Rogers with Final Space, keep it up man!

  • @Jarsia
    @Jarsia 4 года назад +39

    2:20
    I felt that. But to be fair I've just started answering and if it's a telemarketer I just hang up and block the number.

    • @gogeterdone
      @gogeterdone 4 года назад +1

      To be fair, alot of those strange calls don't leave messages so it's pretty justified.

    • @FuburLuck
      @FuburLuck 4 года назад

      They are using spoofed numbers. It's not the one they are calling from. You are blocking some random person's number, who hopefully will never need to call you, like the HR desk at some company you apply to.

    • @Jarsia
      @Jarsia 4 года назад

      @@FuburLuck so if I go all Led Grossman on them, can i get them to remove my number from their list?

    • @ScionStorm1
      @ScionStorm1 4 года назад

      @@gogeterdone my policy is if I don't recognize the number I ignore and wait for a voicemail or text follow up. If they don't bother with either then it must not have been a call worth answering anyway.

    • @FuburLuck
      @FuburLuck 4 года назад

      @@Jarsia When you answer the phone, your phone number gets listed as a 'live' number.
      That means they will call back (probably from a new spoofed number), knowing that their is a person using the line that will pick up, so at least they will get the chance to rattling off their speel, so at least one step closer to making a sale.
      They will then sell their phone list to other scammers, with yours being worth more because it's 'live'. Congratulations, you are making other scammers want to call you more by picking up the phone for unknown numbers.
      Legit people will leave a message.

  • @antonnym214
    @antonnym214 4 года назад +258

    I didn't know Google doesn't pay taxes! That was a "Holy shi.." moment for me, too!

    • @DuraDigi
      @DuraDigi 4 года назад +28

      Not many big corporations do.

    • @marktester5799
      @marktester5799 3 года назад +29

      I don't want to defend Google, but the "[insert giant company name here] pays no taxes" is an ill-informed statement. There are multiple kinds of taxes. What people sometimes mean is that the company pays no corporate income tax. Other taxes include the payroll tax, sales taxes, property taxes, and local/state taxes. Corporate income tax is levied against *profits* the company makes during a given year. Profits don't include employee, CEO, President, etc... salaries and bonuses. All the rich people in the company still have to pay personal income tax on whatever monies they get from the company each year. Those personal income tax filings are not available to the public.

    • @tyrongkojy
      @tyrongkojy 3 года назад +9

      Eat the rich.

    • @jackmorgan8931
      @jackmorgan8931 3 года назад +5

      @@marktester5799
      Just add that those "corporations" are "legal fictions," i.e., corporate "persons" and you are one of the few people I have ever "met" here in the nonphysical reality of "social media" who knows about "taxes" and that's why politicians can and do so easily play both sides against the middle when talking about "tax" cuts and "tax" breaks and "tax" increases 'cause they can mean anything they want it to mean depending on their targeted audience and now I am ranting....
      Mark, stay safe and be well and "Bravo"!

    • @JohnCooper-gm6mn
      @JohnCooper-gm6mn 3 года назад

      Somebody learned about quotation marks for the first time about a month ago and got a little carried away...

  • @theforevermachine
    @theforevermachine Месяц назад +1

    “Yeah people in the future do _not_ enjoy picking up the phone. It’s *not okay* to call people”

  • @toasteduranium
    @toasteduranium 4 года назад +26

    3:07- “metaphorical pie. They make those?”

  • @BBoy4040
    @BBoy4040 4 года назад +76

    Damn I have lost every RUclips channel I love to Raid: Shadow Legends.

    • @ScionStorm1
      @ScionStorm1 4 года назад +7

      "You may have heard of it if you've been on wwwdotyoutubedotcom"

  • @christinacascadilla4473
    @christinacascadilla4473 3 года назад +2

    Wow, putting this out and February 26, 2020, you had no idea how dumb the future would get.

  • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
    @ilovefunnyamv2nd 4 года назад +32

    That Time Traveler must have been January 2020, He sure dodged a bullet there!

  • @astrobookwormsinger
    @astrobookwormsinger 4 года назад +31

    You need to do one of these about Mindvalley, Headspace, and all these seemingly overly helpful apps for mindfulness and living life to the fullest and all that

  • @gaigemercado2763
    @gaigemercado2763 3 года назад +6

    Only 90’s kids remember

  • @humanperson8732
    @humanperson8732 4 года назад +14

    "I think I have a platypus lying around. And I definitely have crabs." Well played Ryan, well played.

  • @PeaceLoveAndGuns
    @PeaceLoveAndGuns 4 года назад +18

    EULA: We will take your first born son.
    ME: Super convenient. Barely and inconvenience.

  • @The_Levy_Bros
    @The_Levy_Bros 3 года назад

    My favorite sketches of yours tbh please bring them back

  • @wolfgang2477
    @wolfgang2477 4 года назад +19

    “That’s more” killed me😂😂

  • @WellCookedPotatoes
    @WellCookedPotatoes 4 года назад +6

    1:38
    I was not expecting that joke and now I’m choking on my croissant and dying of laughter

  • @michellebobier4471
    @michellebobier4471 Год назад +1

    “ The future is dumb.” At the time he made this video, Ryan didn’t know the half of it

  • @ffflikesmarvel7497
    @ffflikesmarvel7497 4 года назад +45

    I see why Ryan hates the 21st century now

  • @cornishphilosopher
    @cornishphilosopher 4 года назад +40

    "You die in 2004."
    "How though?"
    "Anyway, "

  • @Eiderfield
    @Eiderfield Год назад

    Excellent writing and performance! And editing, design and timing overall. Thank you

  • @quinnschiano8542
    @quinnschiano8542 4 года назад +181

    You should make a “first guy to ever ask for an autograph”, I could explain more but I assume that you can go off of that idea alone, it is pretty self explanatory. I really think this is a good idea but I sought that you will see this comment

    • @nickvliet4614
      @nickvliet4614 4 года назад +9

      "can I have a scribble that represents your name? it's worth a lot of money I've decided."

    • @fournierman
      @fournierman 4 года назад +6

      "Can you sign your name on this photo of yourself? It will make people think I am friends with you."

    • @zoeishahaha
      @zoeishahaha 4 года назад +7

      "Hey Celebrity Guy, can you write your name on this piece of paper?"
      "Oh why, is it a school assignment?"
      "Oh, no no no. I just want you to write your name on this paper so I can show it to my friends and say that I met you."

    • @jilly6765
      @jilly6765 4 года назад +6

      @@zoeishahaha "Why can't you just tell them you met me?"
      "They wouldn't believe me"
      "Why not?"

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 3 года назад +2

      @@jilly6765 cause nobodies like to lie about knowing famous somebodies. And unless you have proof you know a famous somebody you are just a lier. You could also just take a picture with me

  • @gurg6950
    @gurg6950 4 года назад +15

    My teacher: "But before we start this lession I first have to tell you about our sponsor RAID SHADOWLEGENDS!

  • @vladquebec
    @vladquebec 5 месяцев назад +1

    For those of you who don't know, the Canadian cookie brad is "Goglu", they're mostly local to Québec.

  • @SHIZZLE71
    @SHIZZLE71 4 года назад +10

    *Gotta love “The Future Is Dumb” video from Ryan* 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

  • @purplepizza2159
    @purplepizza2159 4 года назад +19

    Its finally 2020 i cant wait for time traveling reporter the movie, ive always wondered how he got those glasses

  • @toasttst2127
    @toasttst2127 4 года назад

    The cutoff curse is the best ending to a video and I laugh every time it's used. Keep up the good work.

  • @Lemochii
    @Lemochii 4 года назад +65

    "But in 2020 its like 60%"
    "Thats more!"
    "It is!"
    Ye it is😂

    • @roadhouse39
      @roadhouse39 4 года назад

      no lie was shocked to find out only 60% of people use the intent

  • @monamuller8969
    @monamuller8969 4 года назад +26

    I love how the comments represent how much people care that Google knows everything about them.
    They don´t even talk about it. 😂

    • @mannyverse6158
      @mannyverse6158 4 года назад +5

      The truth is most people WANT them to know everything about us, so they give us what we want

    • @bobxyzp
      @bobxyzp 4 года назад +2

      Manny right? How many ads do I need to see in my life for fabric softener and adult diapers? But I could watch ads for local restaurants, movies, games, books etc all day

    • @NorninTGK
      @NorninTGK 4 года назад +2

      I, for one, welcome our Google overlords.

  • @Pastor_Madeline
    @Pastor_Madeline 4 года назад

    What a difference a month makes...this video was uploaded Feb 26th. We need an updated 2020 future video!

  • @slothenthusiastt
    @slothenthusiastt 4 года назад +17

    "This video is sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends."
    Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @dolphinpower1107
    @dolphinpower1107 4 года назад +33

    the scariest thing about the future is raid shadow legends