The First Guy To Ever Be An Artist
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Thanks George for the vids
How about "First guy to criticise"
"that's murder, they'll put you in a room for that" The Ryan extended universe is taking form .
Blue Jay and they said endgame was the ultimate crossover event
Hi Everybody oh true, this has to come after the crime one, well noticed
Yeah, but you can do all the mean stuff you want as long as the judge doesn't find out about it. He's really easy to fool, I bet he doesn't even have a little hammer yet.
All part of the RGU
WOW WOW WOW!
the best part of this sketch is realising that this whole conversation is going on when one guy is half-naked
Did you double-check the picture to see?
@@briant7265 0:09
lachlan Bastin he always is
@Victor Stiles ...
kaz no I spelt it right
"See? I just destroyed you."
"No, I'm still good actually."
This is how you know he'll make it as an artist; immunity to criticism.
yeah if he was austrian it might not have ended up the same.
@@Cole_Is_A_Mole , daaamn
@@Cole_Is_A_Mole
invasion incoming, 1939
I’d say immunity to hate
@@kelvisaisawesome Hate is actually easier to deal with. Everyone, eventually, is supposed to develop an immune response and aversion to people who hate them, so telling yourself to ignore them becomes second nature.
Artists get stuck in this very particular sort of purgatory where part of your regular experience is soliciting feedback from people you respect about why they think your work isn't any good, and then saying to yourself, "I'm still fucking awesome," anyway, and actually believing it.
"We have similar.. everything!"
The Ryans are becoming sentient.
Abo Jones breaking that devil number on this comment
there becoming self-aware
Wipe them out before they get too smart.
Abo Jones Oh shit
@@lj.853 Hello fellow Greg
“This is supposed to provoke anger. Does this make you angry?”
“Yes... but not for the reason you want it to”
😂😂😂
Fucking weeb sksksksksksksk
I was just thinking how hard must be to kind of "zoom out" of something we already know and think how would that sound to someone who has never heard of it before, but yet he does it sooo good.. Well, it may be hard for me, but for Ryan.. it's barely an inconvenience.
For me as an autist it's actually quite simple :-)
Ah referencing other videos is tight
His life is super easy, it’s barely an inconvenience
Wow, wow, wow, wow... wow
I think about this stuff all the time. more specifically talking to like a viktorian era person about technology and sanitation. Apparently my sister does the same for some reason.
"Or they can look at you, we have similar...everything."
*It's beginning. They're becoming self aware*
Now that you mention it, they do look alike
@@jotheunissen9274 Meh not really
@@Lewis_BTW He also looks a bit like the pitch meeting guy
@@jotheunissen9274 Oh yeah I see it now.
Hmmmm
"Now produce content until you die. Your art is no longer yours."
-The internet
- signed Disney.
" ...And never offend anybody anywhere.. OR WE WILL DESTROY YOU !"
signed Cancel Culture
Rule 34 in a nutshell
"I'll buy it from you"
Best line an artist could hear
And then he stared holding the picture sideways for his new customer. 🤣
@@andrewe2057**STARTED** ……….. Lol sorry
I absolutely love this series, it’s one of my favourite series on all of RUclips
Series are tight!
You have impeccable taste. Sold.
Hawk Pants Agreed
It's about YIAY-tier for me, that level of quality. Good stuff
Same
“It’s about... capturing life.”
“That’s murder, they’ll put you in a room for that.”
*Ryan Cinematic Universe*
I want to like but it's 100 and yaaaa
Edit: :/ k now its fine cuz someone made it 118
So they'll be a man-nabber?
I literally just came from that video 😂
The RCU, or the REU (Ryan extended universe)
Hey, I'm the copy cop, you stole this from @blue jay
Someone may have already said this, but the line about the point of the sunset painting about how with art you can experience that "sunset feeling" whenever you want was actually pretty touching.
The portable sunset business gave me all the feels. Or the boobs
On demand feelings from a picture is both incredibly powerful in memory and emotion, yet also moronicly stupid in how easy our human brains are to trick with a simulacrum.
"Apples are supposed to taste like apples, it's the most important part of the apple experience"
iPhone: **sweats nervously**
Underappreciated comment
Underrated comment
Someone should tell Kellogg's Apple Jacks that.
Lies
I’m eating my iPhone right now I don’t know what y’all are talking about
Ryan George has created the two best RUclips series: “The First Person”
and “Pitch Meetings.” We need a crossover!
Dia Achria the first person to make a pitch meeting
The First Person to do a Pitch Meeting and then a coinciding Pitch Meeting video about the concept of The First Person to Blank videos.
@@diaachria2882 DuN dUn Dun!
RGU : Pitch Meetings
It'd need to start with a Ryan inventing the idea of pitching and then another Ryan inventing the idea of buying a pitch.
“And then he did a backflip, snapped the bad guy’s neck and sa-“
“That’s murder, they’ll put you in a room for that.”
What if it’s self defense?
They did.
Kind of, but they made it clear that in that case the victim wasn't a bad guy.
@@ChaimS And the kill ruined everybody's day
Congrats, you shamelessly and without a spec of originality copied and pasted the other 400 comments identical to this and a year older. Hope the fake, useless internet points give you a nice dopamine boost.
"I just destroyed you..."
"Nope I'm still good actually"
Internet roasts in a nutshell.
Good? More like...
*foot*
Is it just me or does that also seem like something bob from bobs burgers would say?
@Gigawatt oh drama
.. Yay!
It's a human insult. It's devastating. You're devastated.
“That’s murder. They’ll put you in a room for that”
Ohh, references are TIGHT!
Making references are super easy barely an inconvenience
Mudflap 329 oh really?
I don't remember the reference
@@rensodanieldelcastillovega4394 the first guy to ever commit a crime...watch that
@@ilikepigeons6101 Yeah yeah yeah
"if people wanna look at something that looks like me, they should look at me. I look a heck of a lot like me." - can't argue with that logic. 😂😂😂😂
Mmm, actually boobs
“It’s about capturing people!”
“That’s murder, we’re gonna put you in a room for that!”
Oh the continuity between these videos...it’s amazing.
Continuity is TIGHT.
Continuity in these videos is super easy barely an inconvenience
"And if you do more bad stuff we'll put you in that room"
Suggestion: The first person ever to hire somebody
"Yeah, I'd like to... buy you?"
"WHAT?"
"Or more like, buy your time?"
I like it
Or like
“Hi can you do work for me?”
“No!”
“I’ll pay you”
“Ok”
"What do you mean? Buy my time? How would that even work? You know, I can't just give you my time, it is not a physical thing."
"I know. I just mean you work for me, for a certain amount of time and I give you a certain amount of money."
"So I do your chores, because you are too lazy? And then I get money from you?"
"Exactly. I would pay you for every hour you work."
"Hold on. You want me to work several hours for you?"
"Yes, several hours every day. I'm thinking like 8 hours every day."
"What? 8 hours every day? That is like half of my awake time! I'm not gonne spend all my time to do your chores! What are you, insane?"
"No you don't understand. I pay you for that, I give you money."
"Yeah I got that, but I don't think anyone can pay me enough to spend most of my life doing their chores. Plus I know that this money thing is just made up, I was around when you invented it last week."
"Well, that is true. But I tought we could just make it so that nothing is free anymore and everyone needs to constantly pay money to not die of starvation or the cold or other things. That way you will all be forced to earn money by doing my chores."
"Ok, but what if I don't wanne do that? What if I can find a way to live without money?"
"We are gonne shame you for it."
"What?"
"Yes, everyone is just gonne hate you, because you can live without doing my chores, while everyone else is basicly forced to do it."
"But wont they just wanne be like me?"
"No, because of the shame."
"So I have no real choice here?"
"No, not really. I mean you can work for that other guy, but he pays even less money."
"Well, shit."
In case you are reading this Ryan, you can totally use it.
Creative Designation this is good dude
Creative Designation noice
I guess you can say Ryan’s good at “sketching”
“Then it gets dark…and that’s when the wolves come out…”
I was waiting on a minecraft reference :D
"They mostly come at night. Mostly."
With their voices soft as thunder
They're super difficult, really an inconvenience
@@009a2 Minecraft? More like , Minefart lmao got em. (If you didn't know this is *sarcasm* )
All companies should get Ryan to do ads for them, I actually watch his.
He'd be in high demand. Fortunately there's like 50 of him to go around
Tristan West him and Doug Walker (The Nostalgia Critic) Because Doug’s sponsored ads in the middle of his videos are hilarious
The adstronaut bits are almost as good as the regular sketch.
He's in a resolve gold ad, and his cheesy demeanor shines through
ruclips.net/video/bfeXvmal1nY/видео.html
It's a short version there's a full one I couldn't be bothered to hunt too hard
Was just about to say these are the best ads :D
Even the ads are like getting a little extra video at the end. It's better than the carrots on a stick that they put at the end of credits for movies :P
"they'll put you in a room for that!" I love how Ryan mentions other videos of his in almost every video.
This could alternatively be called “The First Guy To Ever Be an Art Critic.
or "the first person to draw"
First Person to Buy Art
Fart critic.
“That’s the most important part of the apple experience.”
I read your comment at the EXACT moment he said it
Actually, the apple experience includes buying lots of overpriced technology
I mean, love him or hate him but...
How did you manage to time this??
Holy cow, I totally missed it. Thanks for bringing it to my attention.
"I think I get it now"
"You do?"
"This is like a portable sunset business thing your starting." 😂
"but then it gets dark and thats when the wolves come out"
goddamnit ryan i love your humor so much
I was listening to what he was saying about the sunset and then that last bit threw me off lmao
_That picture looked nothing like him!_
... it was wearing pants. =)
Thank you for pointing that out xD was dying when I first saw it and realized he drew him with pants on
I think my favorite part of these videos is how they seem to live in a world that is otherwise completely like ours--texting, clothes, glasses, language, houses, currency, general civilization, etc.--but just entirely lacks simple concepts like "drawing" 😂
Why does everyone look the same in this universe, its such a mystery
I dont see it
What do you mean, both of them are VERY different from each other
One has glasses! The other doesn't! They're *completely* different!
Spideygamer88 because this universe is perfectly balanced, as all things should be
Next video: The First Guy To Point Out Everyone Looks Identical
And then the drawing did a backflip, snapped the bad guy’s neck, and saved the day.
Ooh,references are tight
@@leadedeagle4169 and making them is super easy barely an inconvenience
Very cool. I clapped because I recognized that. Gotta give it up for that, it rhymed, like poetry. Very cool.
😂
Great reference
As an artist I've had this conversation with myself countless times. You nailed it, sir! Thank you for all the amazing videos, sketches, pitch meetings and laughs!
03:53 best part and is not funny, is just Ryan about real world.
i`m not an artist, but i feeling this in so may ways. cheers.
How about: "The First Guy to Drink Milk?" That guy was weird, did he see a cow and think? I want some of that cowjuice?
The First Guy to Eat an Egg. "Oh God, this thing which came out from that chicken's ass seems delicious!"
That wasn't a cow
There's a _Calvin and Hobbes_ strip about the cow question.
@@baltoy7460 Eating under developed babies is tight!
Well mom milk is delicious so uhmmm let's try other animals moms ...
"It's pretty when the sun goes down, then it gets dark and that's when the wolves come out." 🤣
Gay wolves
How face when he talks about the wolves is dead inside priceless
That got dark real fast 😂
Why did he say it right after I saw this comment 🤯
@@joeysgames1084 😂😂😂 damn true
1:57 The Ryans are becoming self-aware
“Art, more like Fart.”
“Ok”
“See I just destroyed you.”
“I’m still okay actually.”
Boom roasted
Art is just Fart without a F ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The First Guy To Ever Insult
Ruined this mans carreer
yea we watched the video
The first guy to start making "The first guy who..." videos
Grognak The Destroyer he started the “the first guy to” meme
@@chickenslayer34 ehh I saw a skit from the 80's recently, so I don't think he was the first to be the first :)
😂😂
Another slipknot fan? Long live the knot!!
I wonder when it did happen for the first time in history.
I mean, we have probably been mocking and imitating dummies since humans exists.
But we needed a kinda developped language to even formulate the concept of " can you imagine the first guy who " ?
I mean you need both humans to be aware of conjugaison of past event so they both know they are talking about something that happened in the past.
And thats the first difference between " imagine the first guy who step on a lego"
And
"Imagine the first guy who did step on a lego"
First one is imagine a lego steping competition.
Second one is imagine something that potentially happened in the past but that we can never see again.
Also the thing in question should be old enough so they forgot how they discovered it.
When you are living in the tribe of the dude who drank cow milk for the first time, you know how it was.
But its only a few generations later that you can ask "how tf did it happen ? Was he drunk on rotten apples or something ?"
Edit
Also, as you are talking about a video it could be handy to live in a time where cameras exists.
Seems like i should have read your comment with more attention
"it's about capturing life."
"That's murder they will put you in a room for that"
Next: the first guy to ever do a backflip, snap the bad guy’s neck and save the day
Hello there
@@sheevpalps3846 Hailu dere
Up
@@DorkHabibi General Canopy
General Palpatine
Uhm, actually.
The first person to create art was Ryan George's mother
Hmmmm yes my guy
Ryan’s Dad: I HELPED
That's probably the most sincerest yet weirdest compliment I've ever heard in my life.
@@sophiehoskins5642 Whoops
Ryan's Dad: it was super easy barley an inconvenience.
0:51 Apples are supposed to taste like apples!
Apple:-NOTED.
"Art? More like fart. I just destroyed you!"
That's exactly how people who argue on facebook sound
Rarzwon? More like Rarzwont. I just destroyed you
@@kossend1 Kosdan? More like Kosdon't. I just destroyed you more
@@rarzwon8761 Acuratz? More like rats...
man.. feels good'nt destroying myself
@@rarzwon8761 Rarzwon? More like Rarzlost. I just destroyed you!
@@KoopaAndTroopa Koopa, go Poopa
I just destroyed you!
Y'know, if they hire you to endorse everything for every RUclips ads, I don't think I'll ever skip ad again. 😂
Don't give them ideas.
don't talk to me 'til i get my coffee
Clarence Alger
Agreed, he or the writer of Ryan Could make millions if advertisers ask him to endorse their products. So clever and funny.
@@reillypontius744
I think he stated that he writes his own skits both in this channel and on screenrant. He was interviewed once.
Clarence Alger
Well, more to him ❗️
His writing takes the advertisements to a whole new level.
That's murder, they'll put ya in a *room* for that.
I love how the RGU has some consistent internal logic and vocab.
Honestly I'm so used to hearing it, that it didn't seem unusual.
What's the G stand for? 🤔
-"How much for the apple drawing?"
-"$4000"
-"That's quite expensive!"
-"Yeah that's the most important part of the apple experience"
"It does make me feel anger, but not for the reason I think you want it to" 😂😂😂 took me out
I don't ger that one, why does it make him angry?
@@unnamedminus Anger by being a nuisance. Something along the lines of "this is wasting my time" or "I can't believe someone would make something so dumb".
me too
The fact that this guy keeps track on all the older 1st time video's is amazing. Its the details that make it great
Remember kids, you don't wanna get put in a room.
I do. Then I'm not at job.
But I’m already in a room.
Kids in classroom: *Terrified screaming*
Stay in a room kids. But not the bad room the gold room where people tell you stuff. Not the room where you stay bored
My nightmares are rooms.
“They’ll put you in a room if you do that” is a reference to ‘the first guy to commit a crime’
Making references to your previous works is tight
DJ_in_da_house I know it’s super easy barely an inconvenience
Yeah yeah yeah
Wowwowwowwow wow
Okay then
You really have the continuity editing down to a science. Love the audio overlap and out of focus shoulders, really well executed. Funny stuff too
"The first guy to deliver a baby"
"The first guy to get dumped"
"The first guy to cook food"
Just tell me if I would have to get WAY OFF your back, Ryan
The first guy to get off Ryan's back.
Apples ARE supposed to taste like apples that’s the most important part of the apple experience...im dead 🍎 😂 🍏
I’m certain that there’s a massive amount of lore in this universe that we just haven’t caught onto yet
This video should be named “the first guy to be an art critic”
Victor Hugo Macedo could be both.
True. As long as art has existed, so have art critics. 😂
Why does his drawing have pants on? I guess it’s just because he isn’t a very good artist.
He was imagining him. It would be weird for him to imagine him without pants.
@@tombstonerforever9374 I imagine everybody with no pants
@@klbani1 That's nice.
@@klbani1 Imagining everybody with no pants is TIGHT!!
Man, you take your pants off once in a public place and suddenly you're "under arrest" and "the guy who never wears any pants"
Whoa that wolf part was intense
Ryan is so funny I often forget he's also a legitimately good actor
'The First Guy to Ever Fart' each video could have a clue to the next one
the first person to laugh at a fart would be better.
and the first guy 2 watch the sunset
The first fartist
Don Kalzone naah I think the first "FartEtis" sounds better
The first guy to have a fart fetish
"It's pretty when the sun goes down, but then it gets dark... and that's when the wolves come out!"
Love it!
The director said, "Let's give this guy an apple to eat, it'll make him even more of an assh*le." *Ding*
EWW
Cinema sins reference !
@@jasongrape4920 because im a huge idiot, i used to think the big EWW letters on their videos meant cinemasins was genuinely disgusted by bad movies
@@godemperorofmankind3.091 same here lol, then I realized it meant “Everything Wrong With”
Ryan should make "first guy to pitch a movie"
Pitching movies is tight and super easy, barely an inconvenience
“That is an apple.” -First Guy Ever to Be an Artist
“Ceci n'est pas une pomme” -René Magritte
Some pipes are probably really angry right now.
2:19 I was waiting for him to crumble the page and Forest Bath guy to collapse like a voodoo doll.
My theory: these people have been unconsciously building civilizations for years and it's the first time in history that they've become self aware
maybe they were controlled by a higher being I decided and then later left them to be alone with the thingstuff that they already have and so now they have to figure out everything that exists in their world so that they could live in a liveable society
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I think you meant subconciously. Unconciously mean they have been building civilization while being in a coma
"I said, 'Maaaan, this ain't an apple! This is a piece of stained paper!'
I took it, and THREW IT ON THE GROUND!"
Underrated comment
I threw the rest of the art too.
@@SeraphsWitness I'm not part of this system, man.
I read that in Andy Samberg's voice
4:00 that art teacher
how about a sketch about "The first people to ever stand/wait in a line" (Like for food)?
Guy 1: "What are we doing here?"
Guy 2: "Well I'm behind this guy, he was just standing here"
Guy 1: "What are we standing for? Like food?"
Guy 2: "Yeah probably food"
Guy 3: "Yeah"
"It looks like boobs"
Me and Ryan in unison: "What?"
Later upon seeing it sideways: "Oh, ok. That makes sense now"
I saw eggs just eggs
I saw cheese just cheese
I think it looked like eggs and bacon... but then again, I'm hungry.
ok
I saw flowers.
“…they should look at me, I look a heck of a lot like me.”
This guy’s comic mind is brilliant, and his delivery so good I often forget he isn’t two people actually having a conversation.
Apples are supposed to make you SELL YOUR KIDNEYS, that's the most important part of an Apple experience
For me, making art is super hard, and an extreme inconvenience.
Your art is hard? keep that sang thing away from me!
Yeah, me too. People need to get off our backs about it.
Actually it's super easy barely an inconvenience.
Amazing that the artist predicted that the other guy would be wearing a red shirt when he was shown the art
But not that he wouldn’t be wearing pants
_actual video title: first person to be an art critic_ 😔
I'm seeing you a lot tonight.
N1nj4L1nk what does that mean
@@Startak she's commented on the last, I dunno, 4 or 5 videos I've watched.
Actual video title: The first porn in history.
(Just saying, he said he saw boobs, then bought it after he said he didn't care about art.)
I see you everywhere lol
Adstronaut: "I can see the Earth from here."
Earth: "Hellooo."
hello again
1:12 the exchange between me and Voldemort after he "killed" me.
lol this comment made my day
Lol-
Ryan: "Apple's are supposed to taste like apples"
Me (Looks at the back of my Iphone): hmmm...
Edit: Wow never got so many likes before, thanks everyone!!!
Nate The Travel Guy it does taste like plastic
No. 😂😂it is not gonna end well
....don't eat your phone
(😂)
@@ilikepigeons6101 more like glass! x)
You stole my comment
"This is not an apple" -René "Ryan George" Magritte
I was hoping someone would say that
I find it absolutely mind-blowing that he can look so different with the glasses or the hat. maybe he's just that good at playing other people.
"...then it gets dark and that's when the wolves come out"
"Ok but disregarding that weird wolf thing you said..."
*I don't trust Artists*
They seem Sketchy to me
Your way of portraying 'duck' is
@Lesi PlaysHacks *finger guns* Nice B)
No
@@ponguin2036 - okay -
That's a solid pun
Ryan knocks it out of the park again. So hysterical and funny. Such a great creative comedian.
You should do the first guy to ever do effective advertising. Oh wait, you just did that
*And that’s when the wolves come out*
Wolf: “I’m gay!”
trans rights
Dimitriy Dzyuba No.
@@ltb1345 trans right bro.
Dimitriy Dzyuba 50% and going up
Idubbz reference maybe?
"See, I just destroyed you" has the same energy as Michael Scott's "Boom! Roasted"
Dealing with wolves after the sun goes down is super difficult; very much an inconvenience
"Is that why you're not wearing any pants. I don't think that's part of it"
"Oh. It's part of it"
69 liked
I love how all of his videos are connected, like they’ll put you in a room for that
Maybe “the first person to exercise”?
Oh that is a GOOD topic. Lots of ground to cover. 😜
There are two things I have to complain about. First, I hate how amazingly funny each and every video of yours is. Watching your videos both literally and figuratively waste a good portion of my life. Second, I can’t stand how funny your ads are, and the fact you’re the only RUclipsr I look forward to watching their ads. Again, wasting more of my precious time. So yeah, thanks a lot!
Sincerely,
The First Guy to File a Complaint
"Oh I get it. This is like a portable sunset business your starting".
“This is like uuuuuhhhhhh portable sunset business you’re starting.”
“No, the portability is not the main feature the main feature is that it
*exists* ”
That's the problem with many artists and art critics, in my humble opinion. They think art has some magical value just by existing, rather than deriving value from its utility, like everything else.
All other things being equal, portable art would be more valuable than non-portable art.
When he says "the arts" hes literally talking about the several watercolour paintings he's holding
I genuinely love all Ryan’s art.
Everyone ever: "I just destroyed you!"
Me: "No I'm stil good."
Me, internally : BURN THEM ALL
Milky Way Laniakea Superclusterite? More like, Farty Way Lactose-ikea Super-Cluster-right?
H A H
@@skycastic I can't prove you exist, I could be the only intelligent life in the local galaxy cluster, and comments like yours don't help much. Hah ha.
Imagine a "the first guy to review a movie" video lol.
Ace Coordinator Mary No, first guy to make a movie! Crossover with Pitch Meeting!
"It's pretty when the sun goes down. But then it gets dark and that's when the wolves come out."
That gave me _Red Dead Redemption_ flashbacks. And now I'm worried a bear may jump these guys, being around 'tall trees'.
2:39 I know what you mean; that’s why I decided to duct tape a banana to a wall, have someone take it and eat it, and sell that experience for $120,000.
Well at least whoever ate the banana got something for it as opposed to the artist selling empty space. Even I can't go for that. Well to be fair I couldn't really go for the banana one either. Of course the buyers did know what they were getting into...
“Or they can look at you. We have similar… everything.”
*Top 10 Fourth Wall Breaks in Film*
We appreciate artist guy imagining forest-bathing guy with pants on for his drawing.