How Billionaires Will Act During The Apocalypse
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- Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
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the fact that the billionaires describe playing mine sweeper as "accumulating enough squares until the board is useless" is so funny to me
It was a surprisingly apt analysis, yes. :-/
I gonna put my flag everywhere, it's mine now!
Language
that's the best part of the sketch roflmao
Genius
A security expert actually looked at the issue of how to keep the guards "loyal". The best he could come up with was to take their families hostage.
funny there is this thing called "being nice to people" that solve that problem, it dose not work all the time but can get a loong way if you do it right XD
Yeah, but what if that guard finds out his wife was cheating on him and none of his kids are actually his, and now he doesn't give a shit? Did they ever consider that possibility!?! D=
ok so what if they arent loyal? you kill their family? cos youd have to do it yourself they wouldnt do it. and how would you take them hostage
Shock collar?
@@WolkeStreit Thats when you kill the wife and kids so the guard will be thankful then help him find a new wife to repeat the cycle
After the whole sketch, using Mine Sweeper to show how trying to accumulate as much as possible without thinking of the environment and that resulting in another "end of the world" was brilliant.
i didnt even notice that, thats some of the most brilliant scriptwriting ive ever seen
You absolutely don't even really *get* that absurd analogy... because if you were smart enough, you'd understand exactly how ridiculous it is. Get over yourself. You're not *that* "brilliant."
@@DarthMohammedRules banana.
Brilliant indeed
@@kingdavewillians8515 thank you.
“What are we going to do about this?”
“Like how are we going to help everybody?”
“No like how are we going to get out of here?”
Salesman when people are still in the store 3 minutes after closing
That one guy: Good luck with that. "as he immediately dips out the back"
last person to close their counter gets the short straw
Fuck those people that are somehow still in the store after closing.
Well in that case the customers are evil and dumb and don't deserve help because they were too stupid to understand time and that workers have a life outside of serving them.
1st person to explode the funny man gets the bucket of foreskin
The end implies that Ryan has the ability to make any of these characters black out simply by being himself
So he's like an "agent" in the matrix?
Or a personality in Moon Knight?
The lore deepens
@@camilaxerez9597 but wouldn’t that imply that they’re all the same person. It’s not possible, they look so different. One of them has glasses
they are all avatars that Ryan controls.
Did Ryan George seriously just use minesweeper as a metaphor for the present focused consumption culture, resource using, global capitalist system of short term profits? Man's a pro.
Ahh, that's what that was all about. Went over my head honestly.
@@BitterMillenial it was really brilliant, i didnt even see it
Capitalism has lifted more people out of poverty than all other economic systems combined in the history of the world.
I will never view Minesweeper the same again ಠ﹏ಠ
he sure is!
OMG! The jump scare of being himself and then the adstronaut having “blacked out” had me rolling! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was terrified.
I found Ryan being Ryan very scary and didn't know how to react!
That was extra hilarious considering I just watched *Moon Knight!* 🤣
"So what did it? Pandemic, nuclear war, climate change?"
"Yes"
"That makes sense actually"
Hey, that's from the video!
Yes, thank you, I saw the video too
I don't know why but I find it very funny when there's a multi layered question and the response is just yes.
@@albyjustme yes
Oh repeating text directly from the video is tight!
"I jump scared you with my real person" 😂 that got me even more than the sketch 😂😂
Somehow I missed this video when it posted. The Real
Ryan jump scare … omigosh… I’m sitting here now laughing like a braying donkey at this … 🤣🤣🤣
Props to Ryan for getting a very real beard, growing old to make it white, and coming back in time for the sketch
So, now the technology actually exists to return the time traveling reporter to the nineties. I wonder if anyone has told him about that.
And don't forget he bought and detonated an actual nuclear bomb. Now that's conviction.
I think it would be easier to go into the future when you already have a beard to film the video and then coming back rather than actually growing the beard.
That gray beard is an amazing thing. Amazing.
I mean, we already know Ryan owns a time machine, so getting back in time for the sketch would be super easy, etc.
Billionaires be like : “time to go on a vacation”
Nah that's Ted Cruz
Being on vacation is tight
I just saw you on the new VFX artists react video, i see you are a fellow bot
@@daharmanswhatnot5361 ssshhhh, it was his daughters ideas obviously.
@@Diphenhydra ohhhh my bad I forgot
"con-science"
"Oh I used to have that, that is *not* good for business"
This is so accurate that billionaires wouldn't even recognise it as an insult
It's literally impossible to be a billionaire and be a good person. If you're a good person, you wouldn't have amassed that much money because you'd be too busy doing good things
i think even if they recognized they would lack the conscience AND the empathy to understand why it's true
@@iamthemouse4483 ...mrbeast?
@@Bulldozer0330 there are always exceptions to the rule. like how people get rich on only fans and twitch even though they have no real skills
@@williamwoolf8072 jack black has a yt channel.
There's a thin line between having a conscience and conning science, these billionaires know what's up
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I know somebody is gonna comment "BrO hOw 1.2k lIkeS and 2 cOmmEnTs?". You can add nothing to perfection.
I love Mars, and I guessing these billionaires will need someone to help them survive on Mars,
Just throwing that out that, for any billionaire that reads this....
@@zerglinglover2303 bRo HoW 1.6K lIKeS aNd 2 CoMmEnTs?!?!
@@I_Stole_Your_Toast bRo HoW BEANS
"Yeah, get out of here, pheasant"
"no its peasant"
"oh I thought it was some kind of bird related insult"
This had me dying
I would watch a show about 5 billionaires living on a Mars colony and just immediately going mad because living on Mars would be like living in Antarctica except more inhospitable
Each billionaire would try to rule over the others. So one ruling over four.
This is what happens when power is regarded as above even money. This
might actually be a Twilight Zone or Outer Limits idea. Nice.
And they're all old white men 😂
At least they'd be safe from the penguins on Mars. 🥳
“So what finally caused it pandemic, nuclear war, environmental crisis?”
“Yes”
“That makes sense”
This is so honest
Everything is scary when you're a coward ☝️
I’m like "… fair enough."
@@kxkxkxkx watchout guys, we got a badass over here
@@kxkxkxkx ok
This is legit modern day. We literally are about to be Fallout
Man after seeing so many Ryan George videos, seeing his face on so many characters and his voice just frickin everywhere, it’s becoming increasingly difficult to comprehend that you are a real person living somewhere out there on this planet
He doesn't Ryan George is on the this person doesn't exist website
if I ever see Ryan in person I'm going to have a small crisis of thinking I'm just a character in a sketch
Which one? Ryan or George? 😁
He is what happens when you lock a canajin up for years and call it a plague.
@@blueninja012 you can't be in his sketch, you don't have his face
I think all of their net worth’s just dropped below a billion dollars if money isn’t worth anything anymore 🤷♂️
i mean you can still have a billion even if it aint worth anything. Its usually in assets anyway and not just as cash somewhere scrooge mcduck style.
Watching comedy sketches that are really relevant and kinda make you think about serious topics in different ways is tight!
Heyshutup so about this apocalypse thing…
@@carsilk2492 oh okay I'll shut up about that thing 😂
no, it's supereasy barely an inconvenience.
I haven't heard someone say tight since high school in the early 00s. Nice
Wowwowwow wow.
Can’t imagine an apocalypse happening in the Ryanverse, how would the military stop spying? I mean, everyone has the same face
by dying from the apocalypse
Yeah... but they also seem to be able to recognize and differentiate each other despite this so while it might be difficult for us they seem to have it sorted.
I guess top military would have a very commanding moustache thus easily recognisable
Hey I wanna get those nuclear launch codes.
Well actually we don't just give those away we decided.
"We tried running him though the system but his face is so generic it matches every single person in our records!"
"Pheasant".....this one got me! I'm still chuckling hours after watching it. Great content Ryan, keep putting out the positive vibes, the world needs them.
I hope everyone knows that this entire sketch is based on a real interview that the author had with some billionaires. They legitimately are as insane as you would imagine, rather than helping the planet they are more concerned with how to maintain their lives in an apocalypse. Some are working on living forever.
Thank God you were here to tell everyone exactly what he said in the video.
I wasn't paying attention at the beginning of the video. Thank you for mentioning this, it makes me want to buy the book now.
No doubt about it. They really don't have a conscience. If they did they would have some sort of concept of them having too much money compared to literally anyone else and that they are hording it and making other people suffer.
No one makes that much money without cruelly exploiting others
SOME billionaires not ALL billionaires.
@@jvillain9946 you’re welcome :)
Oh my gosh it was so uncanny seeing real Ryan for like 30 seconds, Ryan’s one of those rare RUclipsrs that you see so much and yet know so little about
The word uncanny describes 100% my feeling when ryan acted as himself.
Wasn't expecting the minesweeper joke to become a very elegant metaphor but here we go
A sketch AND a book recommendation? Ryan never stops giving, a real man of con-science.
Edit: Just FYI those outside North America, you can still pre-order. I'm UK and found it no bother!
So you're saying it was super easy, barely an inconvenience?
@@frutrace I was deliberately not saying that in the hopes someone else would. You replying that is TIGHT!
People from the UK aren't actually considered people.
@@jennyanydots2389 I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that.
Which link did you pre-order it from, Amazon or Norton?
I discovered this channel through the silly stuff like naming vegetables. I though that the video was good, bit thought that the style would get old pretty quickly. Is been 2 months since I discovered him, my yt homepage is full of Ryan, and I'm still not bored of his videos. I'm always surprised at how Ryan manages to put some serious stuff like Elon Musk, car centric design and greedy billionaires in a shell of his silly comedy.
I've never seen such comedy before, I think Ryan invented a comedy genre and is killing it.
Brilliant vid
the retention factor is pretty good, although this may not apply to you I've been watching ryan for about two years and still find his videos just as funny and entertaining
Please tell me that you are watching "pitch meetings"
..... please !!!!!
@@stephalloplayz Enjoying the over 200 Pitch Meetings is super easy, barely an inconvenience!
You mean you discovered it like how 1.5 million other people already discovered it years before and already live there and subjugate it and take their land and push them onto ... I don't know where I'm going with this.
Well there you go
It's good to know that ryan is actually using his considerable platform from pitch meeting to call attention to some important issues. Unlike certain other youtubers.
"Are we going to have a problem here" "I mean, I don't care what happens to people after I die."
Lmfao
The Ryan Cinematic Universe is expanding, there’s a guy with a freakin’ grey beard now!
what if , hear me out, necklaces.
can you imagine the world of characters that would open?!
@@powerthunfischdesdonners3086 Does Ryan only play guys or has he ever been a woman in his skits?
@@The0vum He had a female character in one that I saw, played by who he claimed to be his Actual Real Life girlfriend. Then he did something scary.
He put in the comments that she did the video, but did not want to be any part of any online community or the subject of any social media comments. & there has, to my knowledge never been a single one made.
Ryan got *people on social media* to not talk about someone just by asking them not to.
He's the most powerful man in _OUR_ universe.
😳
@@choosecarefully408 WOW! Well, if they stay together, she better get used to being the subject of comments and questions! The man is a public figure! BTW, which video was it? I'd like to see it.
This is the first time I've heard Ryan talk to us.
It was a surprise but a welcome one for sure
Billionaires: "if earth dies we'll just go to mars"
People who know more than 2 things about mars: "aight then, enjoy your freezing inhospitable irradiated wasteland with no air or a way home."
You know what isn't on Mars? F*cking mosquitoes.
They don't think that far ahead
Why die on Earth when you can go to Mars to die? Freaking brilliant.
Also poison soil!
Let's see: no oxygen, no natural atmosphere strong enough to repel enough radiation from the sun to not kill us, too cold, unable to farm our own crops..etc, and I believe a decade long wait to even have a chance of going back to or receive supplies from Earth within a reasonable amount of time.
They have a better chance of first trying to terraform Mars than just going there in our current state.
3:28 Top 10 Plot Twists of The Century
I know right
On-point hilarity as usual, Ryan. My mum says hello from Australia and that she's also a huge fan!
Me searching up what CONscience means and realizing that Ryan meant conscience 🤣
I love that I feel like this is something that can actually be looked up and people couldn't put 2 and 2 together
I’m guilty of this
Here's the scary thing: _This isn't a joke._ There are literally people with considerable financial power who are seriously concerned with the issue of maintaining that power should "the Event" occur. (The Event being anything that causes the current society to collapse.)
We're talking about people who are seriously making plans for how to enslave and control people after the point where just "being rich" stops working. I can't stress this enough: This is something _real people_ are currently _actually_ thinking about.
Not just real people. Real powerful people, the type who can actually make this happen.
What planning? They've been enslaving people for a long time. Look at the prison industrial complex in the U.S., increasing criminalisation, and prison population that can be forced to work for nearly nothing. Take a look at the rising cost of living, productivity to income ratios, the creeping dismantling of individual bankruptcy laws and re-introduction of generational debt. Debtor's prison will be back soon. They're not making plans, they're actively doing it now.
Well, thats always happened in humanity and i dont think any reason that would stop happen, its a trait for our species
No.
A combo of the food vault and slave collar approach seems the most viable.
I used to watch Ryan’s videos all the time a couple years ago, and a month or two ago I rediscovered him and it was amazing. Keep it up dude you’re content is amazing and never gets old.
I think Ryan should do more sketches in this style! I like the idea of sketches to promote or parody a new book or game.
Holy moly, imagine this sketch but with movies; wouldn't that be a banger?
@@notvanymore Yeah, you could call it "Concept Discussion" or "Pitch Meeting" or something like that.
He could do it like if someone was presenting the idea to an executive. Yeah yeah yeah, that sounds tight
Oh god please no. I don't need more advertisement in my life. How could you ever think this is a good thing?
You mean ads?
Makes my day each and every time you upload, either here or for Pitch Meetings!!!
PITCH MEETIIIIIIIINGSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@RyanGeorge listened to the Douglas Rushkoff podcast. It was pretty cool! Always enjoyed pitch meetings, but the Ryan George channel is awesome.
New to the channel. Kinda odd I missed all of the "first" times thing. Better late than never. Love your sketches! :D
You're in for such a treat! 👌
These Ryan billionaires still seem 1 million times more likable and in touch than any billionaire we have today.
yeah, at least they're honest about how awful they are
I dunno, Bill Gates seems pretty likeable these days.
@@rogermwilcox Ummmm...
@@some_guy369 ?
I think you mean a billion times more likeable.
Even in a Sketch where Ryan is portraying every character, he still presented a more diverse-looking group of billionaires than exists in real life
You may not know this but it's not a sketch. It a glimpse into another Universe where everybody looks the same!
@@DustinBarlow8P Indeed, most of the real billionaires will have Middle Eastern turbans.
@@DustinBarlow8P That works.
Billionaires are very diverse. the current (2023) top ten come from 9 different ethnicities. i'm not sure how you could get more diverse than that.
@@benjaminwatt2436 how many women are among them?
When Ryan starting speaking to me as Ryan himself, I honestly had a really hard time conceptualizing that and accepting that reality in my head.
Excellent Ryan. Thank you for helping to wake people up to the need to rein in the mad rush to extinction..
Ha! I'm so thankful that I still get to play Minesweeper and watch old Ryan George videos. Too bad he perished with all of the other pheasants...
Ryan's videos are always hilarious, but often simultaneously tinged with very depressing realism.
True. That's what makes them more than just mindless fun.
Good ole depressive realism
What's realism about it? The reaction to the pandemic killed more people than the pandemic itself. The same people who pretend to be alarmed by nuclear apocalypse are putting flags in their bios to support an open war with a nuclear power. Climate crisis is a complete farce.
You'll be fine, just turn off the news.
@@MC-wh3xm and I've had it since I was a kid. Long before the pandemic and before the turn of the century even. But thanks for pretending to know me and to assume my depressive realism comes from a couple singular events. My psychic keyboard consultant
@@Guna89420 bro what are you blabbering about? I wasn't even talking to you 🤣 what does anything you said have to do with the video or my comment??? Touch gr a ss
Did any of them have the million dollar idea of getting inside of a submarine and going to the bottom of the ocean?
All their self actualization seminars worked out just not the way they imagined 😂
Submarines are tight.
Lots of my friends did. They all died
Me: *Doesn't click Like until the end of the sketch*
Ryan: "Are we going to have a problem here?"
Gotta love how this video's still WAY TOO NICE to billionaires
Right!?
Ryan is just too Ryan to do that level of diabolical.
He's Canadian
@@MJAYZ007 … And?
So this is just Ryan being Canadian lolz
The only Ad ill watch is one that is respectful and honest
I can be having a really shitty day but ryan will always cheer me up.
Yes such uplifting subject matter
This video cheered you up ???!!!!
@@Damnyouyoutub everything he makes puts a smile on my face
Indeed it did
Yeah, very wholesome video.
Excuse me now, I have to go back to the coal mines working my 18 hour shift.
The fact that most of the stuff talked about in this sketch was actually based on real conversations with real billionaires is terrifying.
@@jmw1500 "Useful".
Terrifying but not really surprising. Like, they're some of the worst people.
@@jmw1500 It's not like billionaire organs are less penetrable by knives.
…but not surprising. Billionaires don’t become billionaires by thinking about help others. They get their riches by working out ways to screw as many people as possible within the bounds of the law. And when the laws get a bit bothersome they pay lobbyists to get them changed.
@@jmw1500 in a catastrophic collapse scenario, it would be incredibly not useful. Either short term or long term. Unless it's just general, run of the mill, societal troubles.
But the situation would be who controls the a.i, which wouldn't be rich people.
And that's always the problem. Rich people use other people. They aren't the ones in control. All this a.i scenario would do is switch who could take over to engineers ECT. Unless they want billionaires in charge for some reason.
How is Ryan so handsome and funny... and comforting when the world is literally ending. *sighs in admiration*
Billionaire 1; "What if we buy up all the property?"
Billionaire 2; "How will that help us specifically though?"
Billionaire 1; "It won't but I just did it and now I have even more billions."
Billionaire 2; "Well okay, but does anyone have any ideas for our survival?"
Billionaire 3; "What if I were to commodify air?"
Billionaire 2; "Again, how does that help us though... Hey what are you doing with your phone?"
Billionaire 3; "Nothing but coincidentally air now costs 12 dollars per breath, so, you guys owe me some money."
Billionaire 2; "What? Jeez I'm starting to think we didn't get this money through any sort of real merit."
Billionaire 4; "I just bought the moon."
"My intel is.... well, look around" Yeah, that about covers it. Damn, Ryan! I can't breathe with this one, too accurate and hilariously done. The 'we all have one of those flying penises" was just a laugh riot.
never wanted to read a book so bad, Ryan can literally sell anything
"How about we leave our dying planet that we killed and go to Mars?"
"Mars, the dead red planet?"
"Ohhhhh dang it."
It's almost as if people who scream that billionaires want to escape earth are dumb journalists who don't understand science...
It might have some microscopic life we haven’t killed
Mars was probably exactly like earth before intelligent life terraformed it out of existence
@@seeker296 There is no record of intelligence being on Mars, or multicellular life at all.
As a billionnaire myself I can tell that's 100% accurate.
(Sent from Mars)
Good on you my friend for bringing awareness to the corruption!
I'm so glad I've discovered your channel, every skit is a delight.
0:13 What is Producer Guy going to do if this guy has already bought Montreal?!!
Serioisly apprecisted this. A true gem. Glad this not so randomly showrd up on my screen.
Ryan George is not just a sketch maker, he is a true artist
This was a change is in style and content and I absolutely love it!
Future sketches of similar nature where you point out messed up things in real world would be great!
Personally I love that most of his sketches are politically neutral. I need that escape.
This was exactly the same style as most his stuff lol
Pointing out how shitty people are is a good thing, I've decided.
@@Indigowaves2 exactly! Being funny doesn't make you a genius of politics any more than it makes you an expert at plumbing. For instance, the last time Ryan went 'political' he was mad at Elon Musk . . . not because Musk runs *a literal brain-chipping company*, but because Musk wanted Twitter to have free speech. And THAT really ground Ryan's gears, apparently.
@@dumbdamage3988 uhhhh what the fuck are you talking about? (a) literal brain-chipping company??? (b) don't act like he has some noble reason for wanting Twitter to have "free speech," he wanted bots and right-wing trolls to have free reign to spread disinformation and hate speech.
There's a book by Ben Elton (Blackadder, The Young Ones, etc) called Stark that's getting more and more prescient. It was written in the 80's so a lot of the tech stuff is anachronistic but the attitudes and mentality pretty damn close to bang-on.
I was scrolling down to see if anyone mentioned Stark. This isn’t a fresh new idea, we’ve known the end of the world is coming for decades and that the worlds richest are both capable of helping and will never do anything to help. Except get themselves off-planet in a penis shaped rocket.
Ryan: Pandemic, nuclear war, climate change?
Me and ryan: yes!
- "So, we gotta decide, y'know, what are we gonna do about this?"
- "You mean like how are we gonna help everybody?"
- "No, like how are we gonna get outta here. What are YOU talking about???"
- "Oh, I'm sorry. I shoulda mentioned, I bumped my head."
Nailed it, Ryan. 100% nailed it.
No he has a conSCIENCE
Mr. Beast: *gives a single person an island just for following him*
80% of the world: Yay! We love you Mr. Beast!
The other 20%: *LITERALLY DYING*
Love the Minesweeper world 🤣
Thanks for the entertainment Ryan
“Wowww, what finally did it? Was it a pandemic, nuclear war, climate crisis?”
“Yes”
11 likes for just quoting the video? SMH
Recently discovered this guys skits and I'm loving them. "If a Ghost Possessed Someone in 2020" is one of my favorites. Thank you Ryan for sharing your gift!
@⁺⓵⓹⓸⓪⓹⓼⓹⓵⓻⓼⓪RyanGeorge Try that scam elsewhere. Reported.
When the billionaire said: “it’s Billion time”, I knew this was the greatest thing ever
I loved it when he said that and then billioned all over the other guys
Hey, nobody likes Morbius memes, get those outta here.
@@jeromevaleska2014 But making Morbius jokes is super easy, barely an inconvenience 😅
@@Carabas72 I actually think if the movie was actually really bad there wouldn't be as many memes, I think the fact it's just so average just fuels the meme even more honestly. Like with the whole "one of the movies ever made" type of stuff.
Went meta within meta 😂
His new book and his others sound interesting, will definitely check them out! Thanks for all you do Ryan!
The worst part is that the billionaires actually do have the highest probability for survival in any event. So, if the event is survivable, they will definitely survive it.
i am sure someone personally will make sure they won't when it comes to this
Up until the point not so fortunate people start raiding their bunkers for the plentiful resources that is
@@pierocaramelli1493 Which is why your bunker entrance is equipped with fully automated defense systems that turn such people into red paste.
@@CidVeldoril No automated defense system is match for a thousand people with nothing to lose
@@pierocaramelli1493 Of course it is. The gate will hold the masses back who will be slaughtered, thereby ironically creating a corpse-barrier in front of the gate which would have to be removed to try again, while the defense system is still 'working'.
I think the verb "billioning" should be included in the Mirriam Webster dictionary 💯
"Some people treat us like gods anyway"
*Glares at Elon Musk and his endless army of desperate and lonely crypto-simps*
Elon's a white-hat. Save that shade for the enemy.
@@antonackermann9620 sounding like a true crypto simp 🤣
Lol, look, there's one of those lonely crypto-simps now! He actually thinks Elon is a "white-hat". Isn't he adorable?
@@charon59 do you think there are ANY white hats? Who is your guy just out of curiosity?
@@antonackermann9620 That’s not a thing! Lmao. He doesn’t give a shit about you.
That Minesweeper analogy is genius!
Not gonna lie it was legitimately surreal when you jumpscared us with you not in character at all.
I really like this style of video, I’d love to see more like it!
My first reaction was WHERE’S THE AD-STRONAUT WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE AD-STRONAUT BRING BACK THE AD-STRONAUT
@John Wick Elaborate?
1:46 "are we gonna have a problem here" lmao brooo this dude
🤣🤣🤣I absolutely love how offended he is because the conscience guy cares even a bit
0:30 It looks kind of good outside. I mean, look out that windows. 🤔
Bearded billionaire: I made enough money to buy Montreal
Studio executive guy: Is it possible to learn this power?
The ideal situation would be to have your head of security be someone like your spouse, your kid, or something like that.
Though that comes with it’s own risks. Family are far more likely to murder you than anyone else, and someone having a legitimate claim to your position _and_ having their own position puts you in a precarious position where _maybe_ they’ll love you and be loyal but _maybe_ they’ll see you as a roadblock to consolidating power.
Of course, the best situation would be to be a competent, highly skilled person yourself. But we all know that billionaires aren’t, so that leaves them in a bad situation.
The self-destructive minesweeping is just too perfect! That got me, thanks for the laughs Ryan!
"Great work Billioning"
-Bill Billionaire 2022
this is the best sponsorship I've seen
Ryan is freakin' awesome, from the sketch to the ad with the 4th wall break. I look forward to his ads just as much as his sketches, i actually get disappointed when he does one without an ad.
I’ve watched 5 seconds of this video and I can already talk you this is a Ryan George classic
2:58 Someone reached 31 kills without dying.
It’s 25
Every time I don't wanna remember that the world is actually ending, Ryan's gotta remind me somehow 😭😭
The world is not ending. It is going through great difficulty, but humanity will get through it. Do not succumb to fear mongering doomerism that seeks to give us an excuse to not take action.
the world will live on, humans are not nearly as important as we think we are; the absolute worst case scenario is that most of our population will die and nature will pop up a new, better experiment
@@specil-k What a kind thing to say about humanity. If people think this, we deserve to die, because we have no sense of self preservation.
I however actually care about the survival of the human race, and the happiness of future generations.
This belief spawns the dangerous parasite of nihilism, which has rebranded as "realism". Cynics and doomers spreading lies that there's nothing we can do. Sure, this is humanity's greatest test yet, and these are hopeless times. But nihilism only makes things worse.
The world is not ending. Powerful people just want to convince you it is so you'll be okay with giving up everything that makes you human if it means maybe stopping the would ending.
"Okay I'm gonna stop being myself now, I know it's kinda freaky"
Sooo true 🤣
I like to assume that instead of recording everything for a character in one go, Ryan is instead continually and rapidly switching outfits for every line individually.
One day, we're going to have to have a feature film starring Ryan...and no one else.
Ryan's one-man show of A Christmas Carol (like Sir Patrick Stewart did)
"Hi there, hello, I'm the freakin' ghost of Christmas past!"
Escaping the apocalypse as a rich man is super easy, barely an inconvenience
Only works before the apocalypse is apparent. Afterwards noone will give you their time for your now worthless money.
Oh really?
@@007Julie yeah yeah yeah
If they weren't psychopaths they wouldn't be billionaires in the first place.
If we actually have the apocalypse then I see two good options:
1. You're in position where you're among the first to die (big boom and you're gone)
2. You're in a position where you're mostly unaffected by said apocalypse and you have the skills to survive without current tech because that stuff will be gone then.
Every other option is going to suck.
My apolypse plan is similar to my "what if my pension is not enough to live on plan": Find out how to get all the drugs and die tripping.
Why would current tech be gone? It'll likely slip backwards a bit but realistic apocalyptic scenarios are going to end up looking more like Blade Runner 2049 than Mad Max.
@@shraka Three major factors:
1. Generating electric power will be a problem for a while due to resource limitations. If sources for coal, oil, gas and so on are cut off, you will be sitting in the dark or rather have only limited availability for electricity.
2. Current technology has major production chains behind it. If they get disrupted or destroyed you can say "bye bye" to smartphones, computers and everything else using micro-electronics (which is a LOT today). Remember that most current computer chips are produced in China and Taiwan. And electronics is just one factor.
3. Let's assume it's a nuclear war for a second and you manage to survive. Nuclear explosions also generate EMP blasts which will fry a lot of current existing electronic devices if they aren't specifically shielded. Now combine that with point two and right away you're basically back in a pre-industrial age.
An atomic war would initially kill a lot of people through the explosions.
In the second stage even more people would die due to a lack of access to medical assistance.
In the third stage people would die from starvation and conflicts over access to resources like food.
This is why I'm saying there is only two good options for a person: Die instantly or be isolated and independent enough to not be affected by something like an atomic war.
@@shraka You! take that back! Mad Max will happen! or have you forgotten what powers your precious tiktok videos? Hint: we mine them from the dank dirty depths of the soil. same reason I laugh at electric car owners... just because you cant see and smell the petrol that powers it, doesn't mean it isn't petrol powered, ask any pipeline worker.
@@handsomezack2054 You can build a wind generator at home and distil oil from plant materials. What apocalypse are you envisaging? Climate collapse is going to happen over 150 years. Hell we're already 20 - 30 years in already. Lots of people are going to die and things are gonna get much worse for those who are left, but we'll have plenty of time to adapt (and lots of wars to fight for our billionaire overlords).
I hope that one day when we're gone and the aliens try to find out what happened to the people who lived on this planet before, this is the only video they find.
Well, this video, Two Girls One Cup, and the official music video for the Macarena.
If it was me planning on living forever I'd want to have a long term stable society to live in. Maybe call efforts to help humanity as a whole an "investment"
"Oh, is it gonna be hard to transfer our consciousness into computers?"
"No, it is gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!"
This dude is fucking hilarious. I love ur vids man
@@wopslop8824 yeah but that doesn’t mean he hasn’t watched several other videos of his
@@wopslop8824 I’ve seen All of his other videos. I wasn’t talking abt this one
why swearing