When Giant Companies Say They Care
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Hi there hello
Gnarly
Hi Ryan
Very good service
i thought it said cock for a second oops
The fact that employee protected the customer from going into that bathroom showed he actually cared to some degree.
About attorney fees.
He doesn't want the paperwork that comes with filing another incident report from it.
He just didn't want to fill out another incident report, because they make him clock out first since he's not on the floor.
They just said they care. They didn't specify about what.
He cares about filing an incident report.
“We got a little sick kid charity for tax purposes”. This should be the slogan of every company
"Oh no, Timmy!"
Moreover they take donations from customers and they just take the tax deductions.
@@FlatOnHisFace Why are the kids always named Timmy, yet I have yet to meet an adult that was named Timmy.. What happens to all the Timmys as they grow up? Do they lose their names in the process? Are they being mass abducted? Someone needs to shed a light on this major Timmy issue
@@Real_MisterSir Sadly, the sick kids' charity can't cure all sick kids. Being named Timmy is a short-life sentence.
@@Real_MisterSirThey become Tim and Timothy. Like my father. No self respecting adult calls himself Timmy lol
“I’m not trained for this situation.”
Me in every situation I find myself in.
Same. I’ve just been “this is fine”ing my way through every job I’ve ever had.
@@icarus1890you guys have jobs?
especially the situations I actaully was trained for.
"I'm not trained for this situation."
"Literally nothing is happening, you are eating lasagna."
"It's a weird consistensy and my tummy hurts, I don't know what to do here."
@@lone_stick wouldn't it be more weird to be trained for eating lasagna though?
“I saw the thing!”
“What NO that’s impossible I have webcam covers” got me dying 😂
😅 there exists cameras that can see through plastic
"I was touched... Oh, by the guy in the bathroom?"
@@rogelioortiz3003 true but they wouldnt be used for webcams
He got paranoid ever since that Black Mirror episode.
@@rogelioortiz3003 not even if I use a cloth?
“Hey, don’t cry, please, these calls are monitored.” The audacity 🤣
"Hey, this is HR. I just overheard some crying noises."
@@FlushDesert22”dammit”
"I was really touched"
"oh in the bathroom? We keep kicking that guy out"
I can't 😂😂😂😂
when he asked for the bathroom am I the only one who thought he was specifically looking for the touchie person?
"I saw the thing!"
"What, no, that's impossible! I have webcam covers!"
Touching guys in the bathrooms are tight!
@@freddykabuffke461you have to get all the way off my back.
@@freddykabuffke461what?
I’m 100% certain writing an apology is now part of most companies pitch meetings. I’m trying so hard not to say the thing now.
I'll say it: Writing apologies is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@@Talonidas7403O really?
But saying the thing is TIGHT!
YOU REFERENCED THE THING!
Reply 5, Yeah yeah yeah!
Wide-Mart has a million employees. That means each one is responsible for about 1 millionth of the caring. And if you measure the amount of consideration you get from any one retail employee, that sounds about right.
As a Wide-Mart employee, I can neither confirm or deny this assertion.
Hold up, though, they have like tens of millions of shoppers, though. That means each employee would need to care tens. This math ain't mathing.
As a former wide-mart employee, I can confidently state that the amount of consideration shown is directly proportional to the amount received.
Scorpius cares.
@@tlrlml How did you get a job? They told me they would get back to me after I sent them my banking account and routing number but no response all week??
This should be shown to kids in every school in the world under the heading 'education about how society actually works but shouldn't'.
I think this is one of Ryan’s best sketches, the premise, the plot, the strenuous heroes journey, it’s quite frankly amazing
Not to mention the crying 😂
The super rapid and character change in "oh..mygod" hilarious..timing was perfect.
My entire relationship with corporate entities has been a lie. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
You will come out of this stronger, trust me.
DAHM COMMIE
Wait a second. I've been dating that Wendy's chick for awhile now. Are you saying that her, "Thank-you, come agains," are impersonal and not heart-felt invitations for future dates?
@@FlatOnHisFace buddy I think you misspelled the come that she meant, she wants to keep going if you know what I mean *wink wink*
Its aight bro, we care.
Now give us money
Can’t believe Ryan founded and opened up a chain of stores around America purely for this skit alone. That’s dedication right there.
Well not him, it was one of the other Ryans. They've got a whole society going on in that alternate universe.
@@Lucifronz riiiiight, keep forgetting to get *rid of those*
Hey you're the legend of Cassandra guy!
can you stop being so unoriginal and boring
Isn’t he from Canada?
Thank god Wide-Mart is a fictional company for the purpose of the sketch. I don't think I could go on if my corporate overlords didn't care about me.
Acks not what your corporate overlords can do for You! Acks what You can do for your corporate overlords.
For 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows when you are the Tᴀʀɢᴇᴛ.
Lest thy corporate overlords not be benevolent.
I have some rather bad news...
You should do one on Corporate Ads during the pandemic. “In these hard times… we must focus on what’s important…. Family…. Coca-Cola”
"In these uncertain times, we all need sandwiches with pretty big pickles in them"
"I could get their number from the company directory."
I would do unkind things for that level of organization from any company I have worked for.
What I'm most impressed with here is that the employees at the supermarket are willing to carry on a conversation rather than immediately trying to palm the customer off..
It's because they care.
Lol. Nice little boneappletea you got here. It's "pawn off" not "palm off" :)
Edit: Apparently people also use "palm off" and I wasn't aware. I'm not deleting the comment, as I firmly believe "pawn off" is the most correct way to say it, regardless of the fact that both of them are valid.
if tis not in my corp script, i shut down
@@whatbroicanhave50character35 I've never heard "pawn off" in fifty plus years of being literate.The only mention of "pawn off" I've read is a description of it as "needless variant of palm off”.
Sometimes it's hard to hone in on correct answers in this doggy dog world... 😝Jeers.
@@blindleader42 Palming off is what you do in the privacy of your own bathroom...
Pawning off is what you do when you have something you can get rid of, but you can't exactly want to throw away.
I love how every single employee has admitted to something terrible and we just kind of glossed right by 😂😂😂
"Let he who is without stones cast the first sin."
Hey at least the market manager
kicks the bad guy out of the bathroom and the marketing department guy covers the
webcam
Give them some credit
😂🤣
They said that I was a preferred customer and was preferred over the other customers, but then I overheard them saying that to all the customers and there was no preference for me, so I know how that guy feels.
They might have something you can pay them for to make you preferred.
That must have been so devastating. I feel sorry for your experience!
It's that damned fine print where they can change their terms at any time, without notice. They just redefine what preferential treatment is on a whim! It's a scam. We gotta take down the whole system.
They prefer telling that to everyone.
Wait a minute...let me get this right...I really WASN'T a preferred customer, they just said I was...?
The juxtaposition of Ryan making fun of corporate social media caring, and then reading the description of the cook unity and how much they care about their food gave me whiplash.
Yeah I don't think they looked at what video topic their sponsorship would be funding.
@@ShiningDarknes
One could say they didn’t care enough…
I'm guessing whoever started that company actually does care about food, otherwise they're in the wrong business.
I work in the hospitality industry and I actually care about people, otherwise I would have picked a different job.
@@sarahberkner Oh so you're saying capitalism is working out quite well actually.
"You can't just take down a tweet about caring."
"Sure we can. Super easy, barely an inconvenience. "
"OH really."
'Don't cry please these calls are monitored' 😂😂
"HR, we heard crying" "DAMMIT"
@@dietotaku😂
That was my favorite part being that I, too, work for a caring, scripted healthcare company.
'I saaaw it!'
'Impossible. I have one of those webcam covers'
@@biffin1123 No by the Wide Mart tweet! Says you guys
care!
I love how hierarchy in the Ryan-verse is visual by moustache size
The last mustache had me kinda hoping it would fall off to reveal even more betrayal!
Ryan-verse >>>>> Marvel-verse
@@DynastieArtistique Its all Scooby Doo
Ending almost had this wholesome bizarro world vibe where the CEO would hug the poor guy or something, but then everything snapped back into reality. Close one~
Oops, there goes gravity. Ope, there goes Ryan he choked he's so mad.
It was like watching a puppy get kicked. I may never recover...
Only to find out the CEO was a Creep hiding in the bathroom
Naah, nobody in the Ryan universe huggs.
They just don't care for it.
1:30 “Impossible, I have one of those little webcam covers” 😂😂
It's the
"I was touched"
"In the bathroom? We keep kicking that guy out"
For me lol
The "I was really touched" part was so unexpected that it really got a good laugh out of me😂
As both and employee and consumer, this has always been a pet peeve of mine. One company I worked for used to like to throw the word "family" around a lot. Then the tech bubble burst and that went away real fast.
They meant family in the Manson Family way. =)
Yeah, they’re “like” a family, until it’s even remotely inconvenient and then you get the boot because heaven forbid the execs don’t get a bonus check one year…
Some families are super toxic. They never specific the type of family they are, if you think about it! lol
@@greatstonedragon6440 I just love the absolute transparency of this exact thing in that Herman Miller CEO "leave pity city" rant. Probably the best and clearest example of how CEOs feel about people and their own employees. She kept her own bonus too right after telling everyone else they weren't getting one, just to add a little cherry on top
Does that company do street racing and led by a bald guy?
Its so wonderful to see such a giant company like widemart is finally doing something helpful!
Get out of here, you idiot.
Help!
I loved the definitely hand-written, personal e-mail they sent me explaining that their recent mass sendout was in fact mistaken and that they really aren't at all interested in my passion, engagement or feedback. It's so good to see companies finally being honest about how faceless and robotic they are - money-funnelling machines for the rich, by the rich, and fuelled by the poor!
Whenever I see a billboard declaring that a book/movie/tv show is 'unmissable'. The fact that I've so far, managed to miss it, makes me feel like I deserve some sort of prize.
Just the prize you get of having to watch them all in a row later.
Karma knows you haven't seen them. They're unmissable.
It's been six months since you're comment so I'll assume you're stuck watching them now.
As an entrepreneur, I’m just impressed at how high up in the company Ryan got with this conversation. I was cheering him on and living vicariously through him. 😂
Genuinely curious, what exactly do you mean when you say you’re an entrepreneur?
@@salt3685 Have you heard of multi-level marketing by any chance? XD
@@salt3685 hey! My personal definition of what it means to be an entrepreneur is realizing a great need in the world and dedicating your time and passion to developing a solution. The word ‘entrepreneur’ is synonymous with ‘leader’ because of the courage, commitment, and willingness to serve the community that it takes. It’s really hard to be an entrepreneur, which is why I thought it was funny in this video seeing Ryan work his way up the chain of managers. In real life, it can take months, if not years to actually do that with a company you’re trying to work with. So that’s where my original comment came from. Also, if you were wanting to know about what I do as an entrepreneur, you can look up Type Zero Foundation on Google. Hope that makes sense and I’m glad you asked! 💙
@@salt3685 Unemployed optimist.
You are a national treasure Ryan George.
Multi-national treasure.
Interdimensional treasure.
As a US American, I'd like to say Ryan George is a North American treasure.
@@retropulpmonkey interdimenational*
Now all that's missing is Nicholas Cage
Wow, I can't believe Wide-Mart doesn't actually care. This is heartbreaking.
Never meet your heroes
@@RednocNivert I don’t think Walmart is anyone’s hero
At Osco you can count on people who care. Or so I was told 25'ish years ago.
Edit: I was wrong. 26. ruclips.net/video/yFZdENP8SdY/видео.html
Yeah, I'm never shopping at Wide-Mart, ever!
As long as Wide-Mart keeps sandwiches with a pretty big pickle in them I'll keep going there
I'm afraid Michael Pickleseller, went bankrupt during the pandemic, and then was convicted of securities fraud. They put him in a room. So Wide-Mart no longer has those sandwiches.
Those pickles aren't that bad, but not small either. I'll say they are pretty big though.
That whole crying section was done perfectly. People don't recognize Ryan's great acting ability enough!
A hundred percent.
No but that’s actually so real. He’s really good at making it kinda convincing yet hilarious
"I've been touched."
"In the bathroom? We keep kicking that guy out."
Got me rolling 😂
This would be an excellent prank to do to real-life companies.
you would get told to f of way more quickly. but maybe you can make someboddy smile ;)
Floor associate will give you a manager, a manager will give you a corporate number. The corporate number will just put you on hold and that will be the end of it. You're only wasting your own time.
Normally they just say "we care", but not about what.
Do it. Do it.
Watch Ben Palmer he’s doing the work
Gather all the friendly, caring people and create a 'We Actually Care' department. Their job is to care and hang out with random customers.
That sounds like the kind of thing you could out-source to a company more specialized and equipped to care.
"Their job is to care and hang out with random customers."
And maybe protect them from that one guy in the bathroom =)
@@FlatOnHisFace Maybe it should be "We care enough to hire people who care more" =)
Got to be honest, that sounds like an excuse for getting all the extroverts in one place for purposes of containment and monitoring. It's a good idea.
That idea would never work because the rest of the company would be composed of the uncaring employees and the uncaring employees would cut the group of caring employees out of sheer spite to prove they don’t care
That ending was GOLD!!! I was beginning to empathize with Customer Ryan, poor guy, no-body cares, getting shot down at every turn, and finally gets a ray of hope... only to have it crushed. Now I really empathize with him
But do you care?
*nobody
The accuracy of this is extremely accurate.
Widemart cares so much that they took away the year end bonuses, makes it as hard as they can to prevent people doing overtime and staying long enough to see a pay rise.
Please never stop making these videos you are one of the few original content creators left
And definitely one of the funniest.
We really need that these days.
The chances of Walmart caring about their customers is about the same chance as Ryan George shaving his beard.
*widemart
you forgot caring about their employees, they don't care about them either
Bro, Walmart and Widemart are not the same store. That's like saying K*Mart and K-pop are identical! 🤣
So about 50/50, either he does or he doesn't
@@rhabeldibabeldi6812 Schrödinger's shorn cat, so to speak.
The best thing about youtube is they don't even pretend to care.
We need Customer like that who could sarcastically approach Companies that posting "We cares". 😂
People should start actually doing this so the companies stop.
When they post they care, everyone just needs to respond with "No you don't".
What do you mean, so they stop caring? Oh, my god!
Well in order to STOP caring, they would’ve had to BE caring to begin with.
Just reply with a request to borrow some money, since they care so much.
"I cant seem to find anyone who actually cares" .... hilarious line 😂, hit close to home but still hilarious
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You can instantly see the CEO is the CEO. That mustache is impressive!
It's a perspective thing, they all cared about their own days to pass the problem off to someone else, so 'Wide-Mart' does care, but just about 'Wide-Mart'
"Don't cry please, these calls are monitored" I died
That’s why I always go into the bathroom. That’s the one who truly cares!
*_ryan hired an actual grocery store to film this, what a dedicated youtuber_*
Green screens are tight.
How much are required to pay a grocery store when you hire them I wonder
I wish he'd quit doing such extravagant productions.
He'll never have enough money to buy Canada if he keeps this up. =/
You have been literally my favorite person on RUclips for a few years now. I have always adored your witty style and clever, whimsical content. You've rescued me from more than one dark mood. But this, and your Ouija board videos feel like some of your very best work. This has been a shockingly messed up week for me and I just want you to know that you actually made me laugh sincerely for the first time in days. Thank you for that.
“I just want to say I’m really touched!”
“Oh, by the guy in the bathroom? We keep kicking that guy out.”
*golf claps* 😂
Yeah I just pat other guys on the back when they're peeing and tell them they're doing a great job.
There should be more male encouragement, I decided.
They don't know I get back in through the vents.
I love this! 😍 But I miss when Ryan used to say "... I decided", I hope he brings it back 😀
Ryan should say I decided more, I decided.
I decided Ryan should decide when he says, "I decided."
"I decided" seems to be more for the "First person to [blank]" sketches
@@reznorb Exactly.
that's super easy, barely inconvenient.
1:03 in the bathroom? this is funny
2:28 Geegee best cry ever lmao
"Don't cry please, these calls are monitored" was the line that got me
"I was touched"
"By the guy in the bathroom? Sorry we keep kicking him out-"
💀
Wallmart: I have the best supermarkets in the world
Widemart: *I'm 4 pararell universes ahead of you*
Wal*Mart 💡 "Clones. Yeahhh..."
😂 this is hilariously accurate, literally down to every 'corporate head of something' calling everyone else 'buddy' in a seemingly overfriendly but disgusting condescension
Im so touched, they really do care
Was it in the bathroom?
I think Walmarts actual response to this would be something like "look.... we care through the stuff we make available for to buy at a price we consider to be and say is affordable. We care by providing you with high quality Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes to eat, or our regular Great Value brand of Flake cereal if you're poor.
I like how this universe is consistant with "Bigger mustache"="Higher rank"
3:16 I love how the customer abruptly breaks character to say Ryan's signature "Ohhh mygod"
Funniest part of the video. Just so unexpected
Wait so you don't care?😕
Of course we don't you idiot get out of my office!😠
Oh my god.😮
These sketches just keep getting better 😂
This feels more like a documentary than satire. ;-)
" I was touched." " We keep kicking that guy out" XD I can't even sometimes, so casual you could miss it lmao
Thank you for saying the quiet part out loud. Very few people are honest and it's refreshing. It's actually refreshing to hear that no one cares. Because, you know, honesty.
It’s a good day when Ryan posts
watching Ryan slowly get radicalized through the lens of his sketch comedy videos is tight
*lens (different meaning)
lends = conjugated form of "to lend" (the act of letting someone borrow something)
@@alvallac2171 correcting a finger slip is tight
@@sarahmellinger3335 editing the post so he looks like a lunatic was super easy, barely an inconvenience
@@alvallac2171 i must have been tired. I definitely know that. lol
Working in retail, nothing irks me more than when someone is like “I can’t believe you don’t CARE” and I’m like I get paid to help you check out not listen to you explain why you should get special discounts ma’am, you’re right, I do not care.
They want you to give them something even if its against the rules. Some woman claimed she didn't get her cigarettes and began throwing a fit in the gas station I worked at, so I gave her free cigarettes. My boss agreed that was the best method of getting rid of a disruptive person quickly in that situation.
a truly beautiful storyline, maybe the real care was the friends we made along the way
or something
this is like having a toddler babble to you about nonsense and your heart says you hate it but your brain says its hilarious
not trying to be rude, i really love your videos
"i was touched" "oh in the bathroom? we keep kicking that guy out"
"which way to the bathroom?" " no trust me you dont want to do there"💀💀💀💀💀💀
gawd dame this shit is too funny
Must be that weird guy at Naming Things Department smh
Yeah I just pat other guys on the back when they're peeing and tell them they're doing a great job.
There should be more male encouragement, I decided.
They don't know I get back in through the vents.
Note it then looks like they cut to him going #1 outside 😅
Thank you for liking this comment, Ryan. It really shows how much you care about me as an individual.
02:21 that noise completely sent me
"We take ___ very seriously"
What we really mean:
"We take no measures that would impress you, but we want you to trust us"
This is like that time at superstore with their rotisserie chicken. They stated if there wasnt any on the stand, you get one for free. Years pass of that sign being there until I finally see they are out of rotisserie chicken, and I let some employee know about it. He says to wait a sec, then minutes later another guy takes the sign down.
I can't tell if this is Ryan's golden age, or if we're still on the way up. This was great.
He is crushing it, don't jinx it
I fully expected our main character to eventually seek out that guy in the bathroom: The only person at WideMart who cares to engage on a personal level with the customers.
I know it's a weird thing to say, but I love it when Ryan cries
That was my favorite part too!! Especially the sound he made:
Ghee GHEEEEEEE
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This reminds me of the scene from Idiocracy where Joe walks into an enormous Costco and the man at the front speaks in a monotone voice “Welcome to Costco. I love you.” That film is an absolute modern prophecy.
I hope this series eventually goes into space to explain what goes on there; because after watching this one, I now want to know who he works for in space that will fire him if he doesn't come back quickly enough.
"I was really touched..."
"What, in the bathroom? We keep kicking that guy out..."
😂😂😂😂😂
the guy that stands next to the door all day cared so much he personaly walked me out of the store while holding my arm
Have been watching these for years and every time I still get that “wtf am I watching lmao” feeling. Like the jokes are so out of nowhere and catch me off guard every time like the webcam thing and the bathroom 😂
Most companies don't care. Some companies actively work at "opposite-caring", so to speak.
I worked in customer service in grocery stores for 17 years, and spoke to an employee from another store similar to the one where I worked, except he told me that one time, when he tried to help a lady who had asked him a question, his boss told him to 'tell her to get lost in the 6th or 7th aisle or whatever', and to get back to filling up counters.
Ryan was so good playing a Walmart employee, you swear he used to work there! Haha, it's like watching actual footage of a Walmart employee! 🤣
At the end of it, everything was going so well, I actually thought he found someone that actually cared. But no, definitely snubbed and harshly brought back to reality! 🤣
I honestly cannot believe there is not a pitch meeting for "Don't Look Up". That movie is simultaneously terrible and brilliant at the same time. I kinda hated it on first watch through, yet it was way better when I rewatched it.
That is like the Nicolas Cage of movies lol. Is it a good movie? Is it a bad movie? I have no idea.
That movie is like if you gave the Sharnado people 100 million dollars and an 8 ball; and asked them for a better idea.
2:34 LOL. yep HR really does that sometimes
Ryan once again opening with his mind-blowing musical talent
He's a man of many talents. And mustaches.
Absolutely love all of Ryan's videos, but especially this one!!
I love the joke about how corporations don't care, but the fact that Ryan himself is clearly the only person who cares is lovely to me. Ryan, the actual person, is so pure and genuine that even his _characters_ are pure and polite. There *is* someone who cares, and it's him. He cares enough to question why Wide-Mart _doesn't_ actually care about him, even though they said they did in the tweet, and he even cares enough to start crying upon realizing the truth.
Usually in the real world, the "nobody cares" cycle gets perpetrated because people just accept that mega corporations don't really care about us, and just take it as a fact of life, but Ryan's character really, truly thinks that corporations care about him at first, and then slowly realizes the cold, hard, ugly truth as he interacts with them firsthand.
It's a beautiful and relatable way to show how many people get jaded to the world, but start off as innocent, trusting, and a bit naive, but good and pure. 💖
I like that he asked about astronaut doors. Very inclusive. 😅
2:13 Ryan is Ben from Vidi dirt league (if u know u know)
You can't be uploading right when I'm thinking about your videos, it makes you look like some sort of telepath 😂
Yo, I was going to ask you to think about Ryan George vids more often so we can get more of them. But I see you are one step ahead of me, good sir.
I like when they rotate what they care about every month! It’s so sincere (gimme yo money).
The ad-stronaught is the best way to be advertised to! Literally the only channel where I watch the whole ad, no matter what it's for.
The vid was great too lol.
Instead of the marketing department they should've just put him in touch with the company's social media manager. I assume they're lonely people.
Hi mate i love your videos I've been watching you since lockdown ❤ always a blast 😅
Hi! Ryan's Taste Buds here, we were kinda in the middle of a private chat, but thanks for the comment. Ryan says, "That's nice."
The communitie is great too uwu