How to Fix Asia's Borders?
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- Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2019
- Asia Needs to fix their borders! Again, luckily I am here to help.
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9:23
Imperial Japanese war council meeting; 1937 (colorized)
Too true
Omg that's too perfect
This went on for a minute before it stopped working
Accurate, too accurate.
"I can define what Asia is, if I'm just drawing a map like this"
„How to fix Asian Borders“ Instantly demonetized
woooosh
Since when was he monetized?
Everyone knows it's probably Red China.
I got a casino ad
Nathan King ok nobody cares lol
Draws a circle around phillipines
"you can be your own thing"
Phillpines: Well okay then
We lost Palawan... Uh
HE LEFT OUT PALAWAN-
PALAWAN ;-;
we lost Palawan, Spratlys, Sabah and Carolines lol
Palawan ;w;
*Drew unifies Korea*
Historians in 2119: and that’s how WWIII started
I mean, the only way to solve the Korean conflict is for South Korea to control the whole peninsula
Edit: I don't mean a Korea united by Pyongyang couldn't exist. I mean that it wouldn't solve the conflict because the USA would still be at its throat.
@@japanpanda2179 True point there
i think you mean historians in 2022
Hey maybe Kimmy will watch this and figure he owns it all lol
@@japanpanda2179 the supreme leader doesnt appreciate that.
The reason why drew loves mountain nations is because they remind him of his homeland: Switzerland.
I was notified that I’m part Swiss and now I feel like starting civil wars but being neutral at the same time
Oh, that's how he observes wars
+
Observer mode
ruclips.net/video/8OL_LNaiUgI/видео.html
can't like, it's at 666
Drew: "Stan Nation"
I think you mean *STANISTAN*
JayDexxxy or Republic Of Stania
SATAN !?
STALINSTAN
Stanistanistan
Stanstan XD
India: *exists*
Drew: "It's gonna get spicy"
😂
We do have alot if spices yes
Exactly everytime Indian map shows up, it's like don't you dare!
@@aryanlord9275 Wtf is that a freaking soictica
@@finplays7858 And it looks like a modified version. It isn't tilted like Shitler's and it has dots too. Maybe this guy trying to form his own Nazi Party
*Makes Burma and Bangladesh unite*
Myanmar: Well it's time to make 150 million people disappear
i didnt think someone would talk about myanmar
They love to disappear Muslims. But the question is, they called the Rohingyas Bengali. What will he call the 160 millions Bengalis now?
Myanmar is burma
wait you said burma then you said myanmar MAKE UP YOUR MIND
Drew: Wanna do the Ottoman thing again? That would be fun
*Armenians:*
Insert Jordan Peele sweating nervously
Drew: Everyone here like a caucasus mountain State
Armenians and Azeris: well yes, but actually no
*ARABS* :
Poles: *Laughing in Winged Hussar.*
@@elienajem5631 HELL NAH
“Let’s unite Papua New Guinea and New Guinea”
papua new guinea new guinea
I believe it will be jest Papua Guinea =))
Brandnew Papua Guinea
New Papua New Guinea Guinea
Papua New New Guinea Guinea
Or
New New Papue Guinea Guinea
Papua New New Guinea
" let's make the ottoman thing again " he said
"it would be fun " he said
Atatürk is disappointed in Drew.
Yeah it's all coming together
Scared European noises.
Make the ottoman they said
It will be fun they said
@@persimmon93 *HAPPY BALKAN NOISES* *SERBIA STRONG START'S PLAYING*
"Island Magalopalis"
That just sounds like the Japanese Empire with extra steps.
Drew: *Removes Afghanistans panhandle*
Pakistan and Tajikistan: *Instantly declare war on each other*
Does anyone even care about those mountains?
Yes, they would tear each other apart for those mountains
@@ramennnoodle good to know
@@ramennnoodle
Damn right we will. Those mountains contain some delicious snow.
@@mirzahamzabaig5667 tip: yellow snow tastes way better
Drew: "Should we give Taiwan to the Japanese?"
Some Officer of the Imperial Japanese Navy: "Can do, buckaroo."
Karpi no we should give Taiwan to Francorian Union
CAO YANG HCI Their official name will be Special Territory Of China
And the capital of Francoria Union Will be call Special District Region of Francoria
I mean wouldn't Taiwan rather be a part of Japan today than a part of the PRC? Have people even considered that, giving Taiwan to Japan?
Drew: _giving Mongolia Japan_
Me: *_HERESY_*
@Transylvanian Mapper typhoon*
@@Chiii. Excuse me sir, you are uncultured.
Jk, but I assume you haven't seen History of Japan by Bill Wurtz.
He even gave India to mongolian empire. India was never part of It
@@heatyeet531 technically it had a little bit of India
Drew: erase an island
Indonesian:peace was an never option
Yes
as an indonesian,true
As Kazakh, I am really upset. Everyone knows that Kazakhstan is the best Korea.
Yeah, especially that Dimash Kudaibergen belongs to you guys.
I think sealand is best Korea
Borat
Kazakhstan will be the one to reunite the Korean Peninsula
I love Kazakhstan, probably the place in Asia I most want to go to.
Next video :
"White man redraws the borders of Africa."
Again
(Police called) 😱
Gone sexual
British guy: "Yeah, too much blue last time"
Thats literally what happened in 1884 ;)
Gone colonial
"What if we gave Poland a reverse Alaska?"
- Drew Durnil, 2019
Drew: *unities Korea*
South Korea: my gosh why didn’t I think of that
My gosh as a South Korean Ive NEVER EVER thought about that such a genius
Drew Durnil’s guide on how to fix Asia’s borders:
UNIFY
Edit: thanks for 1k likes!
Hence re-establishing Mongol empire lol.
The Mongolian Empire is the most impressive Empire EVER
Unify the whole world, reform the British empire
Luckily it is December now, cuz I nutted at this mapporn
Big China
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Title: how to fix Asia’s borders
Me as a Taiwanese: Drew no
ah.. i know this feeling
Me as a Russian: Forgot about islands... dont give them to Japan! Oh, nooooo. P.S. Oh, Ok. He just gave Chukotka Peninsula to Poland. Oh, OK. He just gave Russia to Mongolia.
Максим Березка he gave Sakhalin and ALL Kuril Islands to japan and perhaps could’ve given the Kamchatka peninsula too? Idk?
Me as a Pakistan: DONT HE DARE MAKE US PART OF THE INDAIN RAJ AGAIN!
Bruderschaft von Nod TV, I disagree, change my mind.
Drew:circle the entire Philippines
Also drew:forgot palawan
Drew: Splits up island nations
Also Drew: Circles the Philippines
Redo your geography class im 9 and i know that was part of the phillipines
Drew: I want a game where European nations have to inperialize Africa.
Victoria 2: Am I a joke to you?
I WANT THE GAME I WANT THE GAME I WANT THE GAME
Drew: **Gives part of Russia to Poland**
Me: Ironic
*uno reverse card*
Sans Timeline BA24C0 Gamer nope commonwealth time
@@somuchtocook9159 as someone who lives in a commonwealth, i approve
*“if the kpop stans want to go to stan land-”*
me: *aggressively packing suitcase*
STANISTAN
STANISTAN
You are scrolling through the comments to find angry comments, don't lie.
HOW DID U KNOW?????
Yes
How did you kmow what am i going to say
You a genius
yes
Drew: *Circles the Philippines*
Palawan Island: *Gets an Independence*
Drew: *I WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT*
Lmao
Also Drew: *erases the island*
Nice
I’m somewhat triggered for Indonesia and Philippines
@@isaiah9501 Me too
"How to fix Asia's borders"
The Middle East would like to know your location
Jeeves Anthrozaur North Korea and China too
Afghan here, he's now on the Taliban kill list.
If Bangladesh ,Assam ,North east India ,Myanmar combine .Only thing that will happen is conflict "mass violent conflict"
@Armogene letsss goooo
me: Sees Drew separating Indonesia's islands
also me: *sumpah palapa intensifies*
gajah mada bangkit dari kubur wkwkwkwk
What I learned about Drew from this video:
He was secretly part of the Japanese military strategists during WW2. He's giving them back all of their territory claimed during the war, one by one...
Yeah I was saying to myself, some people already thought about that mega island nation, it was named japanese empire
Drew: unify
Koreans: no
Drew: come oooon
Koreans: ok fine
Drew: Let's change the Philippines!
Also Drew: Makes the Philippines the Philippines.
Philippenis
He removed palawan without noticing redo your entire geography class fish
@@karwan6385 how dare you call philipines call like that
philipenis potek haha
@@jacedarelleapostol9754 yk it's kinda funny
Drew: We could divide Indonesia and also the Philippines! We could do a fun game.
*splits Indonesia literally*
Also Drew: Circles basically all of the Philippines
Drew gave palawan island indipendence from the philippines (the one island that is long near the philippines) lol
Drew: Hmm… What if I improved the Philippines?
Drew after circling the Philippines: Ah yes, improved.
Well, there's that one island he didn't draw in. Maybe that island was keeping the Philippines down all this time.
DarkFalconPanther This is true
“Mengolia”
Well we know what Drew’s dream empire is.
Some people: NOOOO, U CAN’T REDRAW BORDERS LIKE THIS, U R INSULTING EVERYONE ;(
Drew: Haha, paint goes ffff
Drew: adds the Kuril Islands and Sakhalin into Japan
Me from Japan: Yeah our lost islands have finally come back!
Drew: also adds all the islands into Japan
Me: WTF
Yeah, Japan deserves to have Karafuto and the Kurils. And why not give them the entire Russian Far East from Vladivostok to the Bering strait? Polynesia though... That should be part of Majapahit. Majapahit could unite the entire Malay family from Madagascar to Hawaii.
me: *looks at your profile picture* ( @dirty alt )
me: what if i make the japo-birtish union
Iempereil Japan intensifive
Me: *Sees profile pic*
Me as an Australian: "Is that some alt history thing that would be the canton of the Aussie flag if Japan annexed us in ww2 lmao?"
4:58 Drew: Circles Philippines
Palawan: Am I a joke to you
@Hernando Malinche I think you're mistaking Palawan for Mindanao.
Jude Defensor he means the sulu sultanate territory gifted by the bruinean empire with Sabah
The eraser tool does exist, you know?
*drew unites Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Thailand and Malaysia into one*
Southeast Asians: *you have chosen death*
Sukarno : "lets unite , we can make Indonesia a big country , that Will be cool"
DREW : "Lets make some cool micronesian"
Top 10 Bruh Moments in History
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Literally not a single soul:
Drew: *What if we had boats that could travel at the speed of light?*
i read this comment as soon as drew said that
Minecraft entity speed
**Yes**
Im from Israel and the entire video I was like "where is the joking on us part?" I love how angry kids from my country respond to them and Im sad you didn't joke on us so this is a hate comment for *not* making a joke on israel
Edit: 250 likes Lmao why do I get so many likes?
kfiros 24 Lmao
Israel doesn't exist
I know it doesn't but why did you tell them?
kfiros 24 and it’s funny to watch other people from other countries get triggered
Give Israel to *germany*
Drew: fixing indonesian border
Gadjah Mada & Sukarno: *resurrected from tombs and want to know your location*
4:57 Drew: Lets make Philippines islands the Philippine nation. weSmart
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*sᴜᴘʀⅈsє∂ ριкα¢нυ ƒα¢є*
"Makes Assam independent"
Indians: So, you have chosen death
No #indian
@sailing smooth15 You guys are Indians right? Of course we know you
Gives Bangladesh with Myanmar.
Bangladeshis and Myanmaris: So, you have chosen that.
As a Bangladeshi, that was the worst thing he could gave done. He should have as well reunited us with Pakistan instead of giving us with Myanmar.
@@communistinternationalco.6776
Buddhist from Myanmar, muslims from Bangladesh and Christian (also Hindus) from northeast. That will start a hell of a war.
Drew: *Distances Palawan from Philippines*
Philippines: *sad cat face*
Palawan: *visible confusion*
Sultanate of Sulu: ;)
*ALL FILIPINO'S DISLIKED THAT >:(*
Palawan shook
@@neofluffy7071 *Y e s*
Hero island
Philippenis
4:51 POV: you just lost rendang and indomei
Kalimalaynei
Drew: "fully" encircles the Philippines
Palawan: am I a joke to you?
Poland: takes reverse alaska
Some time later: oil found in Poland's new land
"Poland CAN into space!"
America: THATS MINE
The island is call New Guinea, not Papua
Edit: Realising your map doesn’t have South Sudan...
Jesus it still has Serbia & Montenegro
Meaning it's at leat 5 years old.
No we Indonesians call it Papua
The island is called papua
It doesnt matter South Sudan doesnt have internet they wont notice
Noone:
Drew: So I dont think ive made enough people mad yet"
Also Drew: "I dont like uniting things." *IMMEDIATELY UNITES GUINEA*
R/Angry: Im gonna LOVE this!
Wouldn't uniting the island of papya be a good thing?
Drew : "spliting up Indonesia"
Soekarno : You weren't Supposed to di that
Drew: "Great island empire!"
Imperial Japan: "Nani? Am I a joke to you?"
Drew:Fixes Asias borders
China:Thats illegal
China would be happy though, they get to control Taiwan and Mongolia
@@jebronlames4559 but they want more than that.
Evan H Cmon bro, all hail to the great Mongols lol
Joseph Quinn Swolin better than nothing (I guess)
@@josephquinnswolin3500 You are not funny, you are ignorant and disgusting
11:08 If drew starts "fixing" borders
Drew uniting the Philippines despite the fact its already united: oh yeah it’s big brain time.
Drew: A Himalayan mountain empire
Tibet: Am I a joke to you
Jammu kashmir india : yesyes
@@AliKhan-vl7vq pakistan too
Middle East: Allow me to introduce myself.
@Hernando Malinche I call this as an absolute win.
@@abdokorib8898 I call this as an absolute butthole. The country of Satan. Evil empire.
@@bar1825 It's just a glorified version of Saudi Arabia.
@Hernando Malinche or just not change it?
Easy just ask the British to draw the map the know what they are doing right, right???
9:40 Imperial Japan approves.
Me when drew makes a union with the southeast Asian countries : peace was never an option
Drew: how to fix Asia's borders
Proceeds to only draw red circles instead of drawing and erasing borders in paint or something
Island Megaopolis, more like The Japanese Empire.
It was literrally dutch colonies in 1600s-1900s
Countries in Drew's Asia:
1- Democratic People's Republic of Korea
2- Southeast Asian Union
3- Kingdom of Greater Arabia
4- New Chinese Empire
5- Mountainous Republic of Caucasia
6- United Papuan Republic
7- Sulawesi Union
8- Java Republic
9- Borneo Union
10- Republic of Sumatra
11- Greater Central Asian Federation (GCAF)
12- Kingdom of Himalaya
13- State of Japan
14- State of the Northern Indian Ocean (SNIO)
15- Bengal-Burmese Union
16- Imperial State of Persia
17- Neo-Ottoman Empire
18- Indo-Pacific Treaty Organization (Alliance; Not Country)
19- Hindi Empire of the Raj
Good job
Suggested alteration:
11- Stanistan
The name simply sounds better.
Petition to make a 1 minute video of Drew making a how to fix oceanian borders by uniting them into 1 union ruled by the Kiwis
DREW: I dont like to unite everything
5 seconds later: creates the biggest empire made out of islands and at the same time unites a number of states that I would die before I finished counting
When he went to Georgia, Armenia and Azerbaijan and united them I started panicking and I am not even from there
LONG LIVE TRANSCAUCASIA
@@RockNRollHorrorshow as a christian Georgian Country!!!
@@user-sj6og7wi2q nah it will be Indian Hindu based
@@ThePatrioticScotsman Even better!
Drew: Circles the Philippines
Palawan: You forgot me
Me: So what will happen with people who has territory spanning over into islands?
Drew: y e s
"what if we make a himalayan country"
so basically nepal
Nepal, plus Bhutan plus that bit of Indian land in between them
Nepal+
@@aussieendeavor3679 Nepal++
@MegaCake1234 Nepal+ 2.0 DELUX edition
Nepal could be bigger , I bet a lot of lost land is in India
Day 38 of asking Drew to start a discord server.
He did discord.gg/xNn7r5
@@smoothyreal2205 not his its fan made
Charles i know but it works
I loved it how he took even Indian Islans and gave them to Island empire and literally made empirial Japnese empire.
Drew: *puts Azerbaijan, Armenia and Georgia together*
everyone from Azerbaijan, Armenia and Georgia:
“You weren’t supposed to do that!”
Mountain Nation? You’re asking for more conflict between the Armenians and Azerbaijanis
Kim Jong-un. Donald Trump for life
My brother literally said; "Oh noooo NOT AGAIN SATAN" and ran away after he saw this
Soekarno: I unified the Indonesian Territory.
Drew: I separated the Indonesian Territory (easily).
Drew: so south east asia is the champa empire
Khmer empire, great Viet, Siam and Lan Xang: *visible frustration*
I can already hear the nukes
And Volcanoes
Considering he didn't unite the Nusantara
Stan means 'land of'
Drew: Stan Nation
*land of nation*
well he is not wrong
So stanistan is land of land of?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
4:58
Thats literally the Philippines
Koreas' borders: le unify
*THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE*
Drew: *makes spicy video about Asia*
3 billion people: *want to know your location*
*THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAN*
Drew everytime :UNION
Drew: what if we give whole Russia to mongols
Putin: what if we give not really whole Drew to Americans back
Drew is *_HIGH_* on chaotic borders
Everyone: you should fix the border conflicts, or make them look better, or...
Drew: UNIONS FOR EVERYONE
Except indonesia
4:58
You ain’t including that odd line called Palawan? What kind of map did you download into your system?
I think I can make the funny history out of this drew fixing border.
1:59 drew becomes an ethno-nationalist 2019 colorized
Can lesbian paintbrushes be honorary Aryans? This is very confusing.
Drew: “so I’m also just erasing counties from existence if you didn’t know”
Thanos:
Finally a worthy opponent!
Edit: Woah i got a HIGH SCORE on likes
43 is no big
Skellie Fishsticks it’s big for him
@catweekly damage:999999999999999999
“Idk what to call that”
Indochina: guess i’m _non existent_
Drew you should use a white brush to erase borders and a black one to create borders. It’d look better.
Drew: gives Kuril islands to Japan
Abe Shinzo *crying*
Everyone in Asia: so you have chosen, death
Drew: no I chose this, get it right
8:09 Ok wtf drew that was the last thing I needed to see in this video.
Drew: " allowed all indonesia island independent"
Soekarno : " you WHAT ?!!.."