DSP Fashion Connoisseur
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Wears a "button down shirt" but when he gets up to go to the bathroom, you see the crusty shorts or pajama pants he hasn't washed in 3 weeks.
These clothes are a bit too....urban...for Philly boy. He's best sticking with the Zelda jammies; he can customize them with different styles of ear wax stains.
Bro, phil was such an urban guy back in his prime, he was wearing Vahns with some skater style shorts dude
Ear wax stains 😂😂😂😂
*Hurk*
We're calling it ear wax now?
Ewwww... 😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah this just confirms the midlife crisis. He acts and thinks like he's having a midlife crisis, he's in denial. He dresses up now like every day is a vacation because he just wants an escape from his life. Don't care how "happy" he claims he is, even the happiest guy in the world can have a midlife crisis, that's not Phil, he's not happy, he's the complete stereotype of a man going through crisis because his life sucks and he realizes there's nothing he can do to change it.
Didnt Phil say it would be impossible for him to have a midlife crisis for some reason that I assume must be ultra stupid?
I would be very surprised if his mom didn't pick out his outfits before she combed his hair.
You know he was a Mommy's girl
He said that his mom combed his hair until he was 16, and that’s why his hairline is so atrociously bad. Not even kidding lol he said that completely in Ernest
While chain smoking cigarettes and forcing dsp to hold her ashtray
@@Sharkmane25 He's not like the other girls!
@@PrybarCommando lmao she ashed her cigs on his bald spot
Leave it to The Guy to be flabbergasted by tie-dyed hoodies that obviously aren't marketed towards him
I agree. I find it rich that he critizises clothes when he dresses up like a balding bootleg Ace Ventura (Dentura) every day and wore Zelda jammies on stream during the day before he craped in them.
Ace Dentura! Holy shit! 😂😂😂😂😂
Ace Dentura is a stroke of genius. Take your like, you beautiful bastard.
lol I never saw that part, but the zelda jammies are straight up the saddest pants I've ever seen.
Hate to be that guy but no middle-aged man should be caught dead in that kinda stuff. I don't have many clothes, but the only "tacky" one would be the golden retriever shirt from Hangover II. Only time i've worn it was getting drunk with buddies decade+ ago.
Everything else is plain white or black T-shirts; same for jumpers; tracks for at home - jeans for outside.
Vans, Nikes, idk. Outside of shoes I never really enjoyed branded clothing - and absolutely hate wearable merchandise.
He can't even look like a normal person if he tries.. its great.
@@BluntTrauma369 And he used them as proof he was a Zelda fan. LOL.
HAAYYUNND DYEDDDD....this dude never ceases to be an absolute alien with poorly stretched human skin wrapped over him
Come AHN JASPUR you split daddy's selser water all over my HAYUND DYED hoodie
He’s literally the cockroach alien from Men in Black. 😂
Hold up if I’m paying $140 that outfit will be worn at least once a week for several months. I’m not spending that much just for nobody to see it
As a hoodie style enjoyer myself 75 is on the cheaper side of this style of hoodie. They normally run between 85 and 100
Exactly
Phil explaining that tie dye is "like tie dye"... only the guy LMAO
“The top players are all wearing jerseys.”
The Capcom Cup was won by a guy wearing Hololive merch.
9:54 Joe Biden would destroy DSP in a cognitive function test.
You HAVE to do a video on him pissed about his Joystick being broken after beating it to death and abusing it lol
Of course. Starting on it today 😎
@@AtlustheBookkeeper The GOAT
Phil has some nerve talking about what he wants out of collectibles. The only thing Phil’s old collectibles are doing is collecting dust in his nook waiting to be put behind a paywall.
They'll have a use when the dementia kicks in and seeing them lets the nurse go on lunchbreak while he rambles about Tevin and EVO 2004.
I hope the dent who offered to send him a set of these waits until they release a Cammy version and sends him that one.
I've heard it said many times jokingly that dsp if from Uranus but, times like this genuinely have me wondering if he's from this planet.
Well, considering how much he likes scat humor, it would make sense if he was from Uranus.
Admits he gets all his clothes from thrift stores. Talking mad shit for someone buying used clothes.
Also Phil has spent $70 on a single doordash order for a firehouse sub.
I hope everyone at EVO has one of these sets, just so he can EAT IT!
GIVE ME YOUR MAILING ADDRESS
He says both hoodie and tie-dye weird.
"Do you know what TIE-DYE is?" No Phil nobody knows
The Guy would probably call me a morahn for ordering a hand-sewn leather jacket for $300 because I can just get a jacket for $30 at Walmart.
Yet, The Guy turns around, and spends $100 a pop on worthless digital goods on WWEC.
At least I can show off the Jacket, The Guy has to keep his victories and passion a secret.
Instead of a $60 controller he will spend $300 on a fightstick.
@@Skull_E_Duggery he needs every advantage imaginable, stoopid. Everyone else is doing it!
@@Skull_E_Duggery 300 dollars would be fine if he didn't beg for it then destroy it. I have a expensive leverless and treat that like it's made of glass
@@Owlsnerf he acts as if he's no on video slapping and hitting the joystick and waggling it around then looks to his dents asking "why dosent it work? This thing is a piece of shit" after saying it was one of the BEST arcade sticks he ever owned when he debuted it
@@Skull_E_Duggery Watching him abuse the stick is baffling since everyone else I know in the FGC treats controllers really well. At locals I have lent my controller out to people I don't even know since people are always sure to not damage them.
24:05
"You know I'm a normal-style guy, I wear shirts"
*Looks to chat for validation*
Normal people always say that obviously
I hate how a lot of his sentences has that upward inflection to it, like he’s asking a question
For real.
And how he randomly emphasizes his t’s. It irks me because he only does it some of the time. That just tells me he’s doing it to sound smart
@@junglered2009 I was about to comment the exact same thing. The random emphasis where it doesnt belong and his weird pronounciation are annoying as f. And also him not understanding what words mean.
anything not zelda jammies = professional business attire for phil
He clearly mentions that its 'like tie-dye" as an insult to the clothing lol
You’re not a normal guy Phil, you sit in your pajamas 6 days a week and play video games all day.
I love how Philberto's only frame of reference for anything about fashion is what he and his Connecticut Crew used to do and wear back in the 1940's when he actually left his house and interacted with humans from time to time.
Just as his fighting game fundamentals are from 20 years ago. Its insane how someone can live for 20 years playing videogames without noticing any kind of change.
DSP lies so often that he has to ask chat if he can be honest with them
Oh my god. The guy 1000% bought his wedding day suit to go to Leanna’s brothers wedding.
HAHAHAH
I was totally thinking this! Had to scroll too far down to see this 😂😂
Fashion advice from "the guy" that spends 7 days a week in zelda pajamas.
Phil acts like we are all dumb and don't know with 75 dollars is
I'm glad he clarified that it was US dollars.
Nothing can compare to a robust, comfy female sweater
Why does someone who isn’t part of the FGC and doesn’t want anything to do with the FGC always know what they’re talking about and doing?
If you have to complain about the price you aren't the market.
$75 for a hoodie? Trash
$300 for a fightstick that he uses once or twice a week? Real shit
He felt he had to explain what types of clothing are sold at Walmart and Target
Phil is not a urban style guy, his style now is pig roach Washington
$140? That's alot of Hogan pulls, dood.
Just yesterday I watched an Atlus vid in which Phail pigsplained the number 55. Now today he’s doing the same for the number 75. How stupid does he think we are?
He’s a regarded Count from the hit show Dentame Street.
Atlus I'm snort laughing at the thumbnail, thanks for making me sound like the piggy himself!!
Glad you like it. Ngl I was a bit unsure about it.
@@AtlustheBookkeeper nah bro it rules, I'm a woman style human but my male style fiance laughed at it too so 2 demographics covered, LFG
>spending money on clothes = braindead morhan
>spending money on hogans, statues, doordash, fight sticks, etc… = ack ack ack
I love figures but my bills are paid 😂
@@hillarybanks92 2 BIG BILLS DOOB!
He scoffs at $75 for a tangible, usable article of clothing, but expects $100 a day for.. sitting around playing video games and shit talking people? Make it make sense.
remember when phil had a teaspring tshirt designs that are so basic and awful its just a font and a basic text HAHAHAHA
$140 for an outfit that you'll potentially have/wear for years, but for only $10 more you can see me REE wear glasses, a hat, AYUND a vest for an hour or two. Sounds like an easy choice. Sound good? HINT HINT
DSP: My shirts are all full of holes, all my clothes are old. Same thing for most of my equipment, most of it is a decade old like my mouse.
Also DSP, literally under oath: I spend 5,000 dollars to 7,000 dollars a month on my business alone.
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
If they would have used custom style art he'd have complained about it not even being the official art from the game and still pricing it at 70 bucks.
This. Phill is so miserable he needs to invent shit to vent about
Just buy a freaking mouse for Christ sake!!! Do we need a fundraiser for damn $20 mouse?
Notice how no one hasnt donated one to him? But a 400$ stick he got right away.
“Tie-dye was all the rage in the 60s & 70s.”
Phil, communities to this day hold events where families can go and do tie-dying together. It’s not a fad “from the past.” It’s still around.
Phil has really been blessing us with khantent lately. The SF6 rage, the stick fixing, and now the holes in his shirt along with the suit lore.
I know the company Phil is talking about, they're called Shibori Threads and they usually do tie dye, metal style clothing. It's clearly not marketed towards an alcoholic style individual like The Guy.
If it'd been Zangief or Blanca (his man crushes) do you think his take would have changed?
Probably
But if one of his dents buys this for him, you know he's going to wear it on stream and hype it up, maybe add a tip goal where he will stand for a moment and show you the sweat pants
I am not taking fashion advice from a Guy who wears island shirts with Zelda Jammies
It's incredible how I've seen your style of commentary and the art of your character evolve over just these past few months while DSP is about as different as water in a bucket spawning mosquitos from the aether sitting in the sun for four years
I appreciate that 🙏
You know DSP, he's a normal dude.
10:12 this behaviour nearly had me vomiting, what the actual hell
$75 is a totally normal price for a hoody like that.
"I don't break the bank when i go shopping" -But he's 100% breaking it for the same stupid looking haircut every week and all the hogans jpegs he can snort
I've noticed that when Phil have a take on Anything in the real world..he most often shows his ingnorance or cluelessness to how things are out there.
And furthering cementing peoples view on him...
He's better off only talking about games for that exact reason. He only fuels the fire
"this is tie dye! Do you know what tie dye is?"
BIG DSP Fan: "Derrrrrrr! No DarkSideFil!" What is it??? THELLL MEEEEE!!"
The way he says hoodie sounds like an alternate form of “hood rat.”
if he thinks the clothes are expensive just wait til he tries out his lego building streams
I got these leh-gos for the stream, do you guys know what leh-gos awre? Let me be completely honest these were expensive *hint hint* and I’m not shure if I can Afford to keep doing this without your buy in *hint hint*
Calling it $2000 goal for him to put on the suit.
Now that would be top tier and epic 🙏
Phil can't understand the pricing of these clothes but can spend almost $30K on a phone game just this year
"Who would buy this?"
**Spams purchase button for a Gacha game**
Wow, gee, Phil I had no idea what tye dye was Thanks sooo much for pigsplaining it
I'm older than DSP and I shake my fists at dem damn kids wearing those hoodies all the time.
this is the guy that confuses "name-brand" with "designer" and he wants to tell you about fashion, not only that but wants to dictate the cost of fashion and exclusivity. of course you've never heard of "streetwear" dsp... I'm constantly asking myself what children dsp is even seeing and interacting with that aren't on his stream (derich). this was such an extended dsp segment for a simple collab clothing item not marketed toward him. like he said, go buy a statue and eat a meal my guy
Dog, this thumbnail fuckin sent me. 😂 Big ups Atlas i was looking for recommendations on the 15 input i won't want to drop!
Why does he care so much about what people wanna buy? I’ve spent decent amount on a sweatshirt for an artist I like. Such a dumb thing to be annoyed about
Imagine if he saw a Cammy outfit.
4:29 Thanks for describing the fucking obvious Phil
The true reason is his whole identity currently is wrapped up in SF6, and I think he really wants a dent to buy him these sweats.
Complaining about the price, spent hundreds more dollars on a new joystick…
bro bought that suit for his daughters brothers wedding confirmed, another page added to the lore you guys.
We about to get a $200 hand-dyed style outfit tip goal soon.
The Guy leaves his home once a week, but insists he knows what looks good in fashion.
What must it be like to be so out of touch?
I'm more convinced that DSP now thinks 18-25 year olds (assuming that's the target audience) are kids. Literal boomer cosplayer. No wonder he refuses to learn any of his stream setup. It has to be that he's playing a backwards boomer. Has to be.
He's describing visuals like SuperBlindMan is still alive.
The very concept of saving money is kryptonite to this guy. Instead of spending the 40 and saving the 100, he just went straight to spend all of it on different shit.
If he is going to repeat what the FGC he should put up a few tweets that reflect that but of course he doesn't know how to so he won't.
HAY-UND dyed clothing.
Isn't supposedly his most of his audience is 40 to 50-year-olds? Why is he talking to them as tho there children.
Is there no beginning to this man's talents!?! Now he's also a fashion connoisseur ♥ im so proud of the pigman ♥
I love how you used the Wild Wasteland sound lol
I do kind of agree with his point about the artwork. Capcom could’ve easily commissioned some talented artists for something new to go along with this collaboration.
But then again, he’s not exactly fashion forward. When LTG told him to “focus on his sexy,” his gin-brain autocorrected ‘sexy’ to ‘schlubby.’
Phil is insane dude... he keeps saying child as if adults don't wear sweat gear. Ive seen people in their 40s wearing Dragon Ball sweats to the gym... also 140 for an official merch ensemble is pretty standard. And parents pay significantly more than that for stuff for their kids... does he even know anyone with kids?
Why is Phil worried that clothes for sf6 are 140 dollars when he has spent 15x that amount on a mobile game (2500 bucks).
I like how he complained about the price while we're full aware of where he throws his money in.
Yeah, he ruined uniqlo for me ngl
As he is on this rant, he has a little "kiddie" Game Over light right behind him... the nerve of this man. 😂
Usually these kinds of clothes where the dyes and art are actually woven and blended into the fabric is just more expensive than a graphic hoodie with a press on or iron on.
The graphic and quality lasts longer compared to the iron ons that'll crack and peel after about 30 washes so it makes sense why its expensive but DSP wouldnt know since hes so out of touch
19:45 "soulless recognizes soulless" - some dude, probably
LTG really got to him about clothes
75 for the hoodie is more than I'd pay for sure, but figuring the game is 60 bucks and you can't wear that it seems more acceptable
If you look at Band merch Hoodies are always in the 60$+ range.
Idk, i’d get Cammy or Chun-Li set of these PJs if I had extra money laying around and I’m in my 30s lol
Looks comfy to wear at home
He said that the top FGC players are delressed in jerseys...and are dressed "professionally". Huh....? When I hear "jersey" I definitely think "that's a professional sharp dresser right there dood".
Complaining about spending $140 on an outfit is rich coming from someone who spent $20,000+ on sweaty JPEGS 🙄
6:38 dent moment. Phil would've unironically worn those fits pre ltg, it's just another instance of him cosplaying as an adult
Id love to see The Guy do literally anything by hand but we all know he never will
Matter of fact I'll give him credit where credit is due, he's good at doing at least ONE thing by hand, if you catch my drift.