Dismantling the $300 Fight Stick
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Remember that this was the thing he prioritized over Jasper Kitty's bloodwork and the perpetual "two big bills"
Probably should have just got his cat-son's bloodwork instead huh?? Whatta morahn
$750 and a year later and still no bloodwork for Jasper.
#JusticeForJasper 😿
WWE champions is a very expensive bill.
I'm still so confused about the Jasper style situation. The way he phrased it (if it wasn't a lie, which it probably was) the vet told him that they wanted to do bloodwork but didn't explain why, and then Phil, in his infinite wisdom, instead of actually ACKsking why they wanted to do bloodwork, just said NO, nuh uh, too expensive, we aren't doing that.
If Philbert is telling the truth, the vet is dubious at worst and Phil is just an idiot for not asking more questions, and if he's lying then somehow he doesn't even manage to make himself sound smart in the lie.
I really just don't get it.
There was no problem. He made a mountain out of a molehill so he could justify getting the new toy he wanted.
He's definitely in mid life crisis mode and since he's already had a BMW the next thing on the list are "competitive" fight sticks I guess
I hate Phil
Uh oh, time for a $500 fight stick to save the business.
He got a $400 one, lol... Still didn't fix his gameplay tho. 🤔🤷♂️
What he really needs is a $4k gaming PC 😂
@@paulettebarton7257 "hint hint" 🐷
All this effort and dismantled mess simply because DSP can't accept that he is just not as good at Street Fighter as he thinks he is. The denial is strong in Phil
He made it one of his personality traits so he has to be even though at his best he came in 4th
Can't believe he's still patting himself on the back for his wardrobe changes and a pop guard
And he hasn't even changed his wardrobe
hes really changed and improofed dood
Pop guard that he changed because of his "co-op" streams with his muh-wife btw, not because of who knows what technical reason.
How hard is it to Google conva 2 fight stick compatible parts dsp. You "Broke" your stick so you could beg for a new one
I can see why all the electrical items in his house break. He probably feels the need to rip it apart and put it back together wrong
Other people have said it before, but God damn how does someone who worked on computers and modding fight sticks (if you take him at his worthless word) NOT have a microdriver kit for electronics? Or know that two joysticks from two competing brands in two fightsticks from two competing brands MIGHT not be the correct dimensions to fit?
Dude has zero respect for his own equipment, it's no wonder everything in his life is falling apart, from his fightstick to the Snort Fort to his sham of a marriage.
The thing is Hori uses their own made sticks, but the rest pretty much uses Sanwa parts (his qanba joystick use those ones) which is used across the globe so dunno why he tried to fit that shit on there, any dude that messes up with joysticks knows this shit and would just get an Sanwa replacement.
He has screwdrivers but they were downstairs and somehow he had a swiss army knife on deck.
The best part was him calling two companies idiots for not making sure their parts could be used with competing brands.
@@TheZodiacRipper The guy takes 40 minutes bathroom breaks, but 5 minutes of not-streaming to go downstairs and grab screwdrivers is too much for him?
The hori hayabusa stick is mainly used to fit into hori branded sticks. A sanwa JLF stick is a stick that can pretty much fit into any fightstick. My hori hayabusa stick has a JLF stick in it as i replaced the hayabusa and i even swapped out the hayabusa buttons for sanwa ones. But phil tried to fit a square peg into a round hole and never did any research.
Imagine buying two different peripherals after doing no research about their internal components, then being shocked when their parts aren't perfectly interchangeable. 🤣
Copper wire is so easy to strip. I know a lot of people don't have that experience but it requires very little force to strip wire. And I personally think it's fairly obvious that would be the case.
The new $400 joystick that he bought will save the business for sure!
Instead of doing any research, Phil “breaks” his fightstick in front of everyone to see and laugh at him. And instead of fixing it, he buys another fightstick even after saying he has no money to do so.
A two minute Google search would have saved him all of this trouble.
You can't search anything on google, stupid! Google will tell you aliens are real or whatever
The ultimate consumer. The higher the price, the better the product with no exceptions.
Why do you think he leased BMW? 2 of them?
There's no pleasing Phil. I cannot imagine living to complain the way he does. I don't like the feeling of being frustrated, angry, or complaining, but evidently he does.
6:43 him dressing differently was due to LTG it wasnt due to the "fans"😂
Maybe he thinks LTG is a secret fan
@AtlustheBookkeeper haha IT STANDS TO REASON that your statement may he true.
the suggestion box is just the newest version of his "make fun of friend requests" segment
Let's not sit here and pretend that ANY of this was necessary. There was absolutely nothing wrong with that Jasper's blood work dollar equivalent fightstick. Phil already had the "gotta buy something new!" idea in his head and nothing was going to stop him. "Modding" this thing was just Phil justifying the desire to buy the shiny thing his greedy little heart was pining for.
He showed no shame about it either. When he was unboxing, the way he was so fascinated with the pretty lights was barf-worthy.
If his old stick had any problems, it was because of how he bangs his hooves on it. That said, it's 100% clear that it works just fine. 😂
That's 100% correct.
Phil was the kid who’d break his toys and his mom would rush out and buy a replacement. He’s a still spoiled brat in a 42 year old body.
The joy stick worked perfectly fine, all of this taking it apart was a massive cope.
You know what i realized? He could've bent the pins on the joystick upwards and then connect it to the board, that way it the connector wouldn't interfere with the buttons. This buffoon only needed a screwdriver and a pair of pliers, and he would've been done.
Rest in peace fight stick
Phill can’t hurt you anymore
Who tf is saying “interswapable” instead of interchangeable 😂😂😂
I think that's the Gin brain mixing "hot-swappable" and "interchangeable."
@@FinalStarman95 Nah, Phil's just an idiot.
He says a lot of things incorrectly and thinks that is how it's said. Doubt this is any different.
i think he got the phrase correct, you mouth drooler!!
The people who often give the best advice; are the haters.
That's on point.
For sure coz they aren't in the echo chamber.
27:03 Let’s go, felted, etc. Suffa, qunba!! The king has decree that your wares are not to his Highness’s quality.
I really that in ppp's voice lol
Love this display of room temperature IQ.
😂
That's insulting to room temp
When you really listen to Phil, he's saying "Well, if you want my bad behavior to change, I consider that meaningless complaining." And when you understand that, you understand why he's here and has always been hated.
Give us this day our daily Bookkeeper
@9:30, they have to handhold him for his stream setups, hardware setups/ configurations, gameplay guides, if it weren't for his chat he would probably still be filming the screen with a 720p camcorder
Let’s be honest the suggestion box is only there so pig roach can produce zero effort in improving his own streams
The fight stick that fault back
He doesn't even have a proper screwdriver!
Nurgle style aura is hitting things on his RUclips channels now
What a shocker, a part not meant for the certain device is not compatible, almost like putting the wrong wire into an electrical plug outlet and being surprised that something goes wrong (the L1, N, and PE wire for anyone interested). Almost common sense.
Also let's all remind ourselves: this 300 dollar joystick was more important than the health of his cat who he considers his son.
If he ever had an actual son he would be 100% the type who leaves him locked in a car under a scorching sun and then being surprised when the poor kid dies from heatstroke. If detractors detracting actually convinced him not to have kids (doubt that the closed men enjoyed would ever consider a woman in a "horizontal tango" way) then this is proof that they do good work, cuz any kid with DSP as a pattern would suffer. A lot.
Keep up the good work detracting, hold his feet to the fire. He deserves nothing less with how cruel and callous he can be to the people he supposedly loves
This is the best DSP content we have gotten in a while. Thank you king Phil
You know what might help? Taking the stick downstairs, laying it on an actual table and using actual tools to repair it. But that would require DSP to do anything stream related outside his "work hours".
Using tools, dremels, grinders and drills to actually mod the product that is moddable is to logical, and what it's designed for.
He wants plug and play BS with competing brands components.
14:25 no, it doesn't have to be in this orientation; he could re-wire the Qanba harness to fit the lever facing the opposite way. It's just far too tedious for him to try, or even consider it. But no, "there's nothing to be done."
This was peak DSP, doesn’t know what he’s doing and breaks the stick because he didn’t bother to take the time to see if what he wanted to do would work then blames the manufacturer and calls THEM dumbasses. Then goes on to beg for money for a new one. His stupidity never ceases to amaze me
He tries to seem knowledgeable. But we all know his dents are very impressionable. So we all have to suffer
I work profressionally as an electronic technician style individual. The whole fight stick segment was both hilarious and frustrating as hell to watch. Number 1 rule of electronics is don't think you're smarter than the ones who designed it.
Guy thinks a part made by one manufactuer would be compatible with a system made by a diffetent manufacturer?
Also, certain housings are built in a specific way to secure it, and for a fight stick, having your buttons stuck in place and not going anywhere just sounds like good design. If you need to change buttons, there's probably a tool they use to remove them. If you're resourceful enough, you could try a tool around the house that can perform the same function, but we all know Phil isn't clever enough for that.
According to him, the engineers and designers who made this fight stick are dumb because they built a product that he's too dumb to figure out himself. Make that make sense.
I'm pretty sure his electronic expertise just comes from switching inputs on a TV or using backwards compatibility features on an Xbox.
One of his dents got him a better, more expensive arcade stick.
The absolute bowling balls on DSP to criticize the fight stick engineers when he has never worked a day in his life, and damn sure never engineered anything. Then, the cherry on top, he blames the manufacturer for him fucking up the stick.
Posting a video while being live. Bold strategy.
Something is upside down alright. I think it’s his brain.
Dave will never miss an opportunity to play victim, remarkable.
The guy opens up the fight stick smashes a different stick inside that's doesn't fit and it's somehow the manufacturers fault that they designed it poorly 😂😂
This man can't work a washer. How did he think he could customize a fight stick?
Nearly $1000, possibly more, spent on a single way to prove what exactly?
The Guy lives on the generosity of others and still cries about spending other people's money on a 400 dollar fight stick. He allegedly has bills, a house that's falling apart and health issues (even putting Jasper's blood work aside), but he'd rather use the money people throw at him on new toys.
The problem is Phil, always has been, but he always finds another excuse.
Totally human but "hobbit-like" 😅
😂😂
I have a Hori Hyabusa so I had to look up the parts to his stick. It uses a Sanwa for that and the buttons which are readily available and already considered top of the line. He spent all this time crying when he could have just gone anywhere, even Khanbuh's official site, to replace it. Also, yeah, Hori uses proprietary parts for their sticks (not sure about the newer one) so of course you aren't putting that big clunky thing in the Obsidian 2. He's just stupid and lazy and likes to whine.
I enjoy the fact that every insult that DSP says would apply to him more so than those he is trying to insult.
Man I hate how much this dude gets stuff thrown at him for...seemingly no reason.
If someone threw me a 400 dollar Fight stick, I'd be fuckin esatic and would force me to really get into the fighters some more.
The $400 is already, out of the box, doing its intended job for the crybaby! 😂
"Damn it Ford! Why can't I put this steering wheel from a '92 Honda Civic in your Focus? Scam artist idiots!" - DSP, probably.
The best part about this stream was the fact that he couldnt put the arcade on his desk because for some reason he has his microphone on an arm that is pressed down into the table so that the microphone wire is bent in 90 degrees. I never seen anything like it, either you use the arm for holding up the mic or the mic stands alone on the table. You dont press the mic down into a table like that.
goes through all this hassle and time and money, just to loose against pattern players using the standard dualsense 5
Funny thing how the old stick caused all the dropped inputs and wrong moves and it took him a year to figure that out (which could have been done right away using a controller) and instead of using the warranty to get a new one he modifies it so that the warranty becomes void and he has no choice but to buy a more expensive one.
17:29 as a person who messes with electronics on partworks models, I can see exactly what the problem is.
The wire to the joystick is designed to fit in a certain way with a narrower joystick. So, for this wider one, Phil has too much wire that is pushing against the button. All he would need to do is clip the wire, shorten it, and then solder the new connection together, maybe with some heat shrink tubing to cover the wires.
OR he could drill a new hole for the joystick to come out, moving the existing hole over enough to allow the new stick to fit inside. Sure, it would take some extra modding, but that's what you do with a joystick: mod it and make it your own.
But, again, this is Phil. Always looking to do the LEAST amount of work possible.
Qanba is stupid because they didn't want people moding the stick with non Qamba parts. I'm sure Philp bought a new game stick and needed it invent a reason to get it, so he sat down taking apart his fight stick looking for a reason to get a new one.
For obvious reasons, some companies make their products incompatible with other brands so that you have to buy replacements from the original company. Forgive them for not wanting to share business with cheaper brands. He's a helicopter mechanic or whatever btw
31:17 Lmao! Yes Phil, Qanba has been building controllers for over a decade as a long term Jojos Bizarre Adventures level big brain scheme to eventually screw you over on the chance you put your meat mittens inside one of their products. 😂😂😂
15:26 Lord forbid Phil be "forced" to adjust for what he himself wants. Shifting the mapped buttons one column over is not some massive new learning curve.
Doesn't even have to do that. The issue is the replacement joystick connection makes the white berg strip stick out too far. Easily modded.
New $400 stick already, "donated by a viewer". Whether someone actually donated or he bought it himself, embarrassing either way.
I seen that. I really wanted this vid to be done in time for yesterday noon release but I couldn't make it happen
I thought the viewer bought the stick part of the controller to replace the one he tried to mod ? or did he say someone gave him a whole new fight stick controller and actually it was himself who bought it.
@wafflebunny123 He claims a one dent bought him a 30 dollar Sanwa joystick component, on the same day that a completely different dent bought him a 400 dollar Victrix fight stick. Both of these are almost certainly lies and he bought them himself.
@skullmastermasterofskulls3843 there's 0 chances phill gave a random dent his address, he's a frightened paranoid delusional egomaniac....
@@skullmastermasterofskulls3843 no "almost" about it.
30:35. Is it just me, or is his Thigh muscles "underdeveloped"...like he rarely use his legs ???
Another great video, Atlus. Thanks for the entertainment, brother. 👍🏾👍🏾✌🏾
Dave forgot to google “does x work with y”
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!!! The Prophet Delivers!
No david, you dressing differently was LTG telling you to work on your sexy
He fabricated this whole scene so he could have a "justification" for buying another one. He fabricates these pathetic scenes all the time.
Also The guy sat there for a year going "Is it me? is it the game? is it the joystick? I dont know" and then when he finally realized the arcade stick was defective he proceeded to switch out parts while saying "is it the stick? is it the circuit board? I dont know" and not once did he think of using the warranty? This makes zero sense soits safe to say Phil broke his stick on purpose so that he had no choice but to buy a new one and he bought it himself because there is no chance in hell that the moment he manages to destroy his old stick in the dumbest way possible someone Phil doesnt even know comes out of nowhere and donates a top of the line 400$ stick.
I can imagine him explaining to Kat how this is how he makes his living, so he NEEDS to buy a new controller, "this one is SO badly designed. If I get THIS one on Amazon, I'll play better, and when I play better I make more money. Kat, this stick is going to save the business, I have to. I can't play SF6 anymore with that stick, i need THIS one so we can make more money. "
When are we going to get the theatrical release of "The Incident 3: All Penne Points to MonkeySpank"?
The delusion of this guy has is incredible. Going to the extreme to go off his way and destroy his $300 joystick just to "prove" that the reason why he sucks at SF is everything and anything but himself.
I thought it was funny when he broke it
Guess we all know why he destroyed the fight stick now he just happen to know that a "Fan" was sending one two days later the light up after he just happened to mention wanting lights on his next stick like thats not suspicious at all phil
Meanwhile nothing on the Qanba site suggest being modable asides from swapping the the ball top with the bat top they include.
Whats great is phil thinks "more expensive = more better" which is true sometimes, but for the price of $400, he could of bought a $100 joystick that would of lasted as long as his qanba. Which would of saved him $200. I never understood the mindset to spend Big bucks for controllers, when you could get controllers for half the cost that work just as good. He does zero research and just looks for whats the most expensive, thinking that'd be the best choice.
100% right, I hit Master on a Mayflash F500 Elite which is less than half what he spent on his Qanba, and I'm not even very good. The guy is a baby who broke one of his toys because he wanted a more expensive one.
What i found also strange beside him ripping apart 2 working Joysticks to create an abomination that doesn't work is that he has the Gamepad on his legs, if he just moves the mike and adjust a tiny amount he could have it on the table and everyone could see the parts way better.
I love when we get such overt examples of DSP not knowing how anything works. And good grief, as a tradesman, him using a freaking Swiss army knife is triggering the shit out of me. Someone tell him the Swiss army knife is for survival/emergency situations when one doesn't have access to tools. All Phil had to do was walk downstairs, and with the amount of dead air he has already how would him going downstairs be any different.
13:16 Looks like the problem is the berg pin connections are horizonal sticking out too far. That's where the issue is . Try bending the pins vertical and then attaching the connection. And if bending the pins is going to impede putting the back cover on, then head over to amazon (or wherever) and get an assortment of male berg connectors. Take off that original burg pin and solder on the wires from the burg pin you just bought and have a connection that you can plug in the controller connection and let the wire hang anywhere. 11:34 As you can see the pins right here. That's easily modable to get the results you want. 27:48 Yeah it's the connection that's the issue not the entire replacement joystick. The white berg connection sticks out too far. Just mod it as I describe above. Easy peasy and done.
That's what i thought too, but this is DSP an individual that makes every single small problem into a big and complicated one.
@@Wolf_Spark So true that. He'd also have to get solder, soldering iron and a desolderer along with the assorted berg connectors with wires. That is asking a bit much from DSP heh. But once you have all that, you got all the tools for doing what you want.
DSP complaining about how ridiculous it is for people to send him 10 paragraphs (probably 5 sentences) of feedback when he probably holds the record for most words typed in FGC forum history... just PEAK DSP.
5:11 Phil...
Suggestion (n): the act or process of suggesting.
Suggest(ing) (v): to mention or imply as a possibility, or to offer for consideration or as a hypothesis.
A hypothesis is an assumption based on a basic background review. You ask a question, review data that has been collected prior, and then form a hypothesis to test.
So yes, suggestions may be a little long. They are giving you the research they have done to form the hypothesis at the core of their suggestion, which they are submitting for consideration.
But this is Phil. He just wants the quickest and easiest answer to making money. Anything that requires work, time, effort, or spending money is immediately rejected.
'The rejections-- suggestions are outdated' There are suggestions that could've been made from the first time he streamed that could still apply today. I'm sure some of them were made in the first "suggestion box".
And, as if anyone other than DSP needs a reminder, his ranting about how terrible the designers of the fight stick he took apart are because his expectations borne of ignorance were not met is a perfect example of why everyone hates him.
Bro, I can't wait to see your thoughts on him getting the new fightstick from his fan.
He makes me doubt my own sanity at times. Who in the history of the universe has called a peaked cap, a style of hat used in military and service uniforms since the 19th Century, an "M. Bison Hat?" It would be nice if joysticks were interchangeable across brands, but I don't believe for one second this is something people expect.
I expect USB A plugs to fit into any USB A socket, regardless of who makes it. I don't believe there's a standard for joysticks.
I own 2 Xbox 360s I would not trust DSP to fix them
Once he gets his fight stick working right he's going to dominate in street fighter dood. You have to beleave him, he's the guy
27:35 Actually, that steel plate makes it extremely moddable because you can just recut the steel plate. No, I'm going to not give Phil a millimeter of room here. he got an enthusiast level fight stick. That means enthusiast level modding. And that means breaking out the machining tools and CAD software if you want to put in irregular parts that were never considered for installing.
I'm only halfway through the video at the moment but I am not sure why he didn't do research prior to buying the parts. I know when I was looking to change the buttons and such on my fight stick, I would look at reddit post and other sources prior to buying parts to make sure that everything would fit properly.
It also triggers me that he complains about everyone being lazy and dumb, like they should make everything specifically for his liking. I honestly hate how worked up I get from this ignorant manchild. He has to be rage baiting on purpose lol.
alright, lets try this again, hopefully i can watch the whole thing this time
My bad the first time. There was like 20 minutes of dead hair because of a render error
@@AtlustheBookkeeper damn, yea 20 mins of dead hair is never good in a video
@@AtlustheBookkeeper wow just like the guy's streams!
@@paulturner4684🤣
@@AtlustheBookkeeper as a bald ginger man who has accepted it, "dead hair" has me cracking up.
*spoiler* hecdid actually have money to spend on a fightstick he bought the most expensive one for 400$ oh wait someone "donated" the stick because he "didnt" have the money
Did anyone really expect Phil would be able to actually fix the stick? The only way he was 'fixing' this stick was through luck. And then because he's only good for botching and moaning he says the company should be making universal parts for their sticks. The world should just magically bend to what Phil wants, instead of look things up ahead of time.
Also, spoiler alert, the guy got a new stick and still got his ass beat. What cope will he fall back to next to explain why he doesn't suck? He already fixed the delay issue, then got a new stick to replace his supposedly broken one. What will it be next, the console itself is broken?
And no, I do not believe a fan bought that new stick. It came from amazon. which he exclusively uses. Also his dents can't pool together 50 bucks a day anymore, but someone was able to buy a 400 dollar fight stick?
The funniest and saddest part is EVERYONE knew this entire thing was totally pointless because he still sucked sh*t out of his opponents' @ss even after "getting donated" an even more expensive fight stick. And guess what? He's now blaming the game because it's never his fault. Imagine spending thousands just to tell yourself that you don't suck at video games.
So if someone's suggestion was simply "Hey Phil you're always talking about games taking too long. Why don't you cut down the podcast by 30 minutes to get more playtime in?" I think that's a pretty valid point it addresses one of Phil's complaints and gives him a simple solution.
Obviously I'm a damn dirty troll dood. Trying to take away that podcast money, or I'm trying to hurt him and his family. This 40 year mans eyes/hands can't handle that extra time of gameplay. His family would be put in danger somehow.
Of course, shorten the prestrean is the most updated suggestion, as well as the most repeated suggestion in the new box 🤣
Did the stick he bought even say if it was universally customizable? 😂
Rejection box now has the Reject & Ban firmware update and the same guy who can't work a washer and dryer thought he could, with no research into part compatibility, modify electronics. Then proceed to blame the manufacturer his buffoonery.
As Gundam always says, DSP is a wild animal. 😂
Who is he to say how a suggestion box should be used? The whole point of one is to let viewers give honest advice.
He doesn't actually want suggestions. He wants to tell us why they wouldn't work.
30:20. A compliant IS a suggestion. The complainer wants you to stop that behavior they are mentioning
The irony of him raging that it's unmoddable when he has an iPhone lol
Excellent video as always mate. Pig ups ✌
Thank you 🙏