Gatekeeping Despite Being Bad

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 7 июл 2024
  • Art Done By : / @darksy_dephil
    Intro Song : • "Minuo Porcus Mendicus...
    Become a member here to get vids early:
    / @atlusthebookkeeper
    Link To Odysee page :
    odysee.com/@AtlusTheBookkeepe...
    Link To Rumble :
    rumble.com/user/AtlusTheBookk...
  • РазвлеченияРазвлечения

Комментарии • 461

  • @AlmightyTevin
    @AlmightyTevin 17 дней назад +71

    In real life the winners do naht have time to practice, duhm fahk

  • @CJMerrittVO
    @CJMerrittVO 19 дней назад +197

    "people who practice are cheaters" is the craziest take I've ever heard.

    • @binho2224
      @binho2224 18 дней назад +29

      No wonder his "greatest achievement" is a 4th place at a bootleg boicoted Evo.

    • @incorrectbeans
      @incorrectbeans 18 дней назад +16

      kahmahn dood alottapeepul are supposed to lose to phillip, it's unfair to his ego if they try to win

    • @scribblerjones
      @scribblerjones 18 дней назад +13

      I know right? Next, he'll be saying that hard work and dedication is for suckers.

    • @pko1683
      @pko1683 18 дней назад +16

      It's especially nuts because this guy has clearly read guides for all the fromsoft games he's played. Then again I don't think there is a bigger hypocrite than pigroach

    • @thistoxicguy7219
      @thistoxicguy7219 18 дней назад +14

      So let me get this straight, as an artist...if I practice my anatomy, perspective, coloring, shading, etc etc, the pig roach thinks I am a cheater?...wild take indeed.

  • @Hoscue
    @Hoscue 19 дней назад +145

    >Complains there are player guides to learn effective combos
    >Watches top players to learn strategies and combos

    • @sharteel85
      @sharteel85 18 дней назад +8

      Yeah, he makes no sense...complains about players practicing combos, meanwhile he spent hours trying to get his combo down with bison...make it make sense.

    • @noirlavender6409
      @noirlavender6409 18 дней назад +2

      and "learn" ack ack ack, he never improves so i never believe when he says he's learning anything from the pros lmao

    • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
      @PenguinWithInternetAccess 18 дней назад

      except he doesn't try them in training mode (not properly) and acts like frame data doesn't exist, so of course it fails

    • @beanxsauce
      @beanxsauce 17 дней назад

      @@Hoscue you don't understand he practiced just enough. The reason his combos don't come out is not because of missed inputs, it's because the rollback netcode is garbage.

  • @ramenbramen3859
    @ramenbramen3859 18 дней назад +44

    So his conclusion is he wants secret knowledge to hold over people?

    • @AtlustheBookkeeper
      @AtlustheBookkeeper  18 дней назад +14

      Yes

    • @ruminating1596
      @ruminating1596 13 дней назад +2

      That's literally his SF2 experience. He would learn some cheap tech in the arcades and would use it to exploit others. Since the internet wasn't like it is now, he was able to be cheap for far longer. This is why he freaked out when people learn Bison tech day 1.

    • @apa123APA
      @apa123APA 10 дней назад

      He hates it when people figure out how to stop him from spamming the same thing over and over. All he cares about is win screens so he can moan and sigh like Chris Chan soaking in the dopamine. He just wants to spam jump R2 like Elden Ring, but against human players in Street Fighter, and everyone should praise how great he is for it.
      Hence he hates the idea that people know how to counter Bison's moveset, when DSP doesn't know how to play fundamental Street Fighter and just wants to do headstomp devil reverse over and over while the other guy should sit there and lose.

  • @surrenderfleet
    @surrenderfleet 18 дней назад +95

    >doesn't want to lab
    >also has no muscle memory

    • @runningwithflair
      @runningwithflair 18 дней назад +19

      He has muscle memory when it comes to cranking his shaft on camera

    • @michaelkitchin9665
      @michaelkitchin9665 18 дней назад +10

      He has muscle memory but it's from a 30 year old game.

    • @surrenderfleet
      @surrenderfleet 18 дней назад +7

      @@michaelkitchin9665 WWE Champions is 30 years old?!

    • @swineinbrine
      @swineinbrine 18 дней назад +4

      @@runningwithflair wow lying mouth drooling style mohran. dsp pulls hogans like it's no ones business. and have you seen him doordash? he's an absolute master no legend even at it

    • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
      @PenguinWithInternetAccess 18 дней назад +3

      he has muscle memory for pulling Hogans, but i'm not sure he can memorize more than two things at the same time

  • @holypaparoni4623
    @holypaparoni4623 18 дней назад +32

    - Wont read tutorials
    -Wont practice at all
    -Wont take advice from knowledgeable people
    - Wont cook for his wife
    DSP cant do anything except play video games badly. He isnt even a real person at this point.

  • @ktostamjakistam4717
    @ktostamjakistam4717 18 дней назад +28

    Stroke mouth never fails to amaze me

  • @delaybuster9611
    @delaybuster9611 18 дней назад +101

    I love watching him push through a rant while ignoring that his entire chat disagrees. This dude talks AT his viewers

    • @lotogallant2647
      @lotogallant2647 18 дней назад +16

      I bet that’s how he talks to kat.

    • @PeopleRTellingme
      @PeopleRTellingme 18 дней назад +1

      You people don’t get it. He’s the main character dood!

    • @zeldafreak1975
      @zeldafreak1975 18 дней назад +8

      He treats everyone like shit, even supporters. It's not surprising that nearly everyone in the FGC can't stand him.

    • @Sheltark
      @Sheltark 17 дней назад +2

      His job isnt to win. It’s to entertain. He doesn’t get it

    • @CynnamonSpyder
      @CynnamonSpyder 14 дней назад +1

      @@Sheltark he thinks his job is to do whatever the fuck he wants while earning $50/hr

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R 18 дней назад +48

    Phil not knowing what Labbing is makes too much sense. He doesn’t know scientific methods, because he doesn’t know basic math;
    (In Phil’s mind)
    Phil losing + Somebody else winning = They did not win.

    • @Herodotus888
      @Herodotus888 2 дня назад

      Him and Terrence Howard should get together and revolutionize our knowledge.

  • @paulturner4684
    @paulturner4684 19 дней назад +80

    Phil equates fun with winning. To him, beating someone in a fighting game is somehow proving his superiority and for a guy that's had his inferiority shoved back into his face almost every day of his life getting that little bit of validation is more precious than gold.

    • @incorrectbeans
      @incorrectbeans 18 дней назад +9

      that's why "we" spend thousands of dollars each month to pull gacha dood

    • @7venXIII
      @7venXIII 18 дней назад +6

      Lol i also like how he equates people he loses to as bad players but the ones he beats are good. Make that make sense.

    • @hbme1390
      @hbme1390 18 дней назад +4

      Spot on

    • @k-ondoomer
      @k-ondoomer 18 дней назад +6

      You can see this manifest in his pre ranked play anxiety. So much of his pride is tied into that win record it gives him literal anxiety and brings out intense emotions. He will never be able to the L in any graceful manner which caps his potential skill

    • @hbme1390
      @hbme1390 18 дней назад +3

      Money = fuuuuun

  • @Har1eywood
    @Har1eywood 19 дней назад +48

    This just in: Mr. "Reads Guides For Every Game" thinks people are ruining games because they watch online guides

    • @sharteel85
      @sharteel85 18 дней назад +7

      It's also funny because he talks about "the period of discovery is ruined", dude no one forces you to watch online guides.

  • @TheFreshestPineapple
    @TheFreshestPineapple 19 дней назад +44

    His whole rant just reeked of "old man rages because kids nowadays are leagues better than he ever was or ever will be at video games". I would die of embarrassment if I uploaded something this sad

    • @DQKakarot
      @DQKakarot 18 дней назад +6

      Reminds me of the “old man yells at cloud” part from the Simpsons… same energy LMAOOO

  • @nuckelaveez5029
    @nuckelaveez5029 18 дней назад +60

    DSP: I don’t have character knowledge.
    Everyone Else: Okay, practice on some bots.
    DSP: No, that’s lab’ing, i want to learn by doing.
    Everyone: Okay, then play a few casual matches and learn as you go.
    DSP: But I don’t wan’t to lose to scrubs and pa-tern’ play.
    Everyone Else: Then play on ranked.
    DSP: But the connection’s suck.
    Everyone: Then figure your own solution.
    DSP: No.

    • @legojay14
      @legojay14 17 дней назад +4

      The hallmark of the untreated narcissist is a desire to win instantly with no effort but be praised as God tier without working for it. He's not good at really any game but managed to convince himself he was better than most at fighting games (or more likely his condition wasn't as malignant yet) so he's clung to them as part of his identity.
      When he fell off, he couldn't abandon them like he normally would. That admits defeat. But he can't practice. Because again, his mentally ill brain can't accept that from a fighting game. Fromsoft games he can. So he'll beat himself senseless against a brick wall. Getting more and more frustrated as he's left behind but can't accept why. He does know why make no mistake. I don't think he's at the point of genuine delusions. He'll just never admit it. Someday we might see him have a true emotional mental breakdown on stream. Straight up crying in frustration because he simply cannot be good enough by throwing himself at the problem with no plan

    • @CynnamonSpyder
      @CynnamonSpyder 15 дней назад +1

      @@legojay14 Honestly, I feel like that 4th place at EVO is the only thing Phil values about himself. His whole identity is tied to it. Losing who you think you are is fucking brutal. It's an actual existential crisis

    • @apa123APA
      @apa123APA 10 дней назад

      It's really weird he acts like other human players are meant to be bots, but also he doesn't want to waste time on a CPU. He just wants the dopamine of knowing he beat another living human, proved his superiority, and gets to gloat how they're bad and he's better. Leading to intense anger anytime any of the people he plays fight back

  • @Modie
    @Modie 18 дней назад +17

    18:25 Tryhards who want to pick the new hot character he says. While he was picking M.Bison. Like dude.

  • @rmcdudmk212
    @rmcdudmk212 18 дней назад +23

    A lot of words coming out of Phill's mouth. But all I hear is "Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

    • @morelia619
      @morelia619 18 дней назад +4

      All I can taste is salt!

    • @runningwithflair
      @runningwithflair 18 дней назад +5

      ​@morelia619 taste? More like drowning in it

  • @BroSydePhil
    @BroSydePhil 18 дней назад +17

    34:44 he didn't like the fun of the "mystery" he liked knowing niche information which made him (in his eyes) a "special boy." What DSP is coming to slowly realize (at least I hope he is) is that he's not special. He's ACKTUALLY below average in most avenues of life.

    • @MaztRPwn
      @MaztRPwn 18 дней назад +3

      Phil would go to a gym day one and be mad that a guy who’s been doing power lift can pull a bus or something

    • @mikegibson3875
      @mikegibson3875 17 дней назад +2

      He would absolutely be the new guy at the gym that would critique someone's form on a lift.

  • @SaltyRamen.
    @SaltyRamen. 18 дней назад +14

    “ I never labbed” 😮😮😮 the man is a genius.

  • @Posidevv
    @Posidevv 18 дней назад +12

    Remember this quote from a loss of his from SF6:
    "If there was no lag and my moves wouldn't drop, I would win every single match."

    • @PeopleRTellingme
      @PeopleRTellingme 18 дней назад +4

      Translation: If the other players weren’t faster than me and I actually hit the right buttons, I would win every time.

    • @Posidevv
      @Posidevv 18 дней назад +2

      @@PeopleRTellingme this is more accurate 😂

  • @Solreth65
    @Solreth65 18 дней назад +26

    The labbing thing is so crazy, i remember when Rashid came out and Daigo had a 4-5h lab session where he just wanted to try the new character. This was besides his normal streams, he just wanted to lab in his free time so he just streamed it and talked to chat the whole time.

    • @strider3245
      @strider3245 18 дней назад +9

      The top players do that just to gain Matchup knowledge and character understanding.
      Meanwhile this mouth drooler don't even understand his own characters and lose in mirrors

    • @NavaDownSouth
      @NavaDownSouth 18 дней назад +4

      they all lab and even make content doing it, DSP would just be exposed at his lack of knowledge of basic mechanics. DSP is a pattern player , cheese move specialist

    • @UncoloredPageGaming
      @UncoloredPageGaming 18 дней назад +3

      Always been so confused why he doesn’t do this, every fighting game streamer I know does this, but apparently that’s cheating and playing a pattern and not “learning fighting games”

    • @FKATorp
      @FKATorp 18 дней назад +3

      What's crazy is just watching Daigo lab is super entertaining. Seeing how the mind of an actual master works is fascinating.

    • @apa123APA
      @apa123APA 10 дней назад

      @@UncoloredPageGaming He does though, but it's an absolute waste of time every time. He goes through the ingame character guide, then sits in lab "practicing", and we all know the entire time none of these combos will be used, half the character's moveset will go unused, and all he'll do is jump in and try to propel himself into the opponent with a fullscreen drive rush or some special move that advances him forward, and go for throws constantly. Insert some wakeup supers in there.
      It's why he gravitates towards characters like Blanka and Bison. So he has a safe neutral skip and doesn't have to play that pesky neutral at all, because DSP, after over two decades of fighting games, does not know how to walk in a fighting game. He is the textbook scrub, all his whining about bad players hardstuck who can't improve is just projection.

  • @shapestation4347
    @shapestation4347 18 дней назад +11

    Imagine having a sandwich shop, being asked to make an Italian hero, but you haven’t gone through the “ period of discovery” to figure out how to make one. Wouldn’t you want the recipe for making it optimally ASAP?

  • @marine_castle
    @marine_castle 18 дней назад +13

    It’s one thing to gatekeep others from a game or series, it’s another thing entirely to do that while sitting in a glass house

  • @drew6145
    @drew6145 19 дней назад +25

    Not his fault dood, obviously everone else is playing 8 days a week 25 hours a day. With a mastery of blinkjutsu

  • @JaxXxonSly
    @JaxXxonSly 18 дней назад +10

    I, too, am an old man. I used to play Magic the Gathering back in the day. And I used to love going through trade binders and discovering a random card and thinking about how to best play it, and how it could change decks. Now the moment a card is spoiled, people know all the tricks and what to do. I miss the old days, but I don't say it is ruined now, I am just grateful I was a part of that time.

  • @dyingculture
    @dyingculture 18 дней назад +17

    “Fighting games have changed”
    They have. It’s unavoidable. What Phillip neglects to mention or apparently consider is how he has changed. Including the degradation of his memories. Nostalgic incomplete inaccurate memories aren’t that relevant to the modern state of anything.
    “No opportunity to learn”
    What he means by this is that his preferred antiquated method of learning slowly by fighting the same small pool of opponents over and over again is inferior to the methods modern players have devised to improve faster. Phillip feels left out.
    “You have to study”
    He thinks his learning curve is universal. Nope. Some people can pick up things like this and take to them like a fish takes to water. They still have to practice but they run circles around the unskilled. Like Phillip.
    “Not as fun anymore”
    Can’t help but think this is strongly correlated to the fact that he can’t perform at the level he falsely believes he’s at. If he wasn’t having a difficult time he’d be having fun. Having to overcome a challenge is a grievous insult to his greatness, he expects things to be handed to him on silver platters.
    “Fake statistics based on nothing”
    Being a minor part of the Street Fighter FGC scene for a brief period of time does not make you a subject matter expert on fighting games or even Street Fighter itself nincompoop. You never demonstrated mastery at the height of your glory days, how is it you’re such a sage eagle-eyed analyst now? Why should anyone trust your perspective? So they can get humiliated in public by children like you are?
    “They have no knowledge”
    A. You are not psychic
    B. Your observation is baseless
    C. You are a liar
    The reason he contradicts himself is the same reason why police interrogators make suspects repeat the same story dozens of times over an interview. Most people are not practiced liars and will give you different versions of the lie if you press them enough.

    • @jeffoff7795
      @jeffoff7795 17 дней назад +2

      It's surprising that he's not a better liar by now. He's very well practiced. He's just not half as smart as he thinks he is.

    • @apa123APA
      @apa123APA 10 дней назад +1

      @@jeffoff7795 It's not that surprising, since there's no pushback on his lies nor consequences when caught on them. He's secured himself in his little stream bubble where if you question his lies or call out the inconsistencies, you immediately get silenced, so he can suck at lying and get worse and worse at it while convincing himself he's a genius liar and no one can tell he's lying.

    • @jeffoff7795
      @jeffoff7795 10 дней назад +1

      @@apa123APA Good point. Dissent is not tolerated.

  • @Opendleton
    @Opendleton 18 дней назад +14

    I love that he only gets a few moments of his customary smugness before someone throttles him.

  • @CptNatsume
    @CptNatsume 18 дней назад +17

    "Its the guy! is that really him..yes...im the guy who uses guides...me ree"

  • @johncalhoun2685
    @johncalhoun2685 18 дней назад +18

    DSP pretends to be the guy who could walk in off the street and dominates jWong as he pulls Hogans.

    • @SimulatedDumplings
      @SimulatedDumplings 18 дней назад +7

      I love that the only game he’s ever been in the legit #1 spot is entirely pay to win. The only requirement is spending an obscene amount of tardbucks. Gotta keep up that 99.6% win rate. 😂😂😂

    • @apa123APA
      @apa123APA 10 дней назад +2

      Always cracks me up how pig talks about one tournament where he got one over JWong in a game the dude barely played. JWong uploads like daily videos of him losing sets to people in his main games, dudn has lost probably thousands of sets to randoms like DSP and laughed about it afterwards. And then goes to win a 3S tournament in modern day. Meanwhile DSP harps on and on about how he beat JWong one time two decades ago.

  • @SpriteIsSpicyWater
    @SpriteIsSpicyWater 18 дней назад +8

    16:07 Phil forgets that training mode shows you the frame data and characteristics of every move and allows you to take control of the character you are having trouble against and learn how to shut down their tactics. Then he gets suprised when players know how to anti Bison's air reverse move or Honda's slam. You can learn basically everything from training mode and replays. Im suprised he can even react to drive impact 😂.

  • @punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693
    @punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693 18 дней назад +8

    "Now what do I mean by that". Nice touch Atlus.

  • @yourmaninlondoncollecting5749
    @yourmaninlondoncollecting5749 18 дней назад +6

    4:00 "it's them being too fast and learning quicker...it has nothing to do with me being too old and too slow...."

  • @saturn580
    @saturn580 18 дней назад +15

    🐷"Fighting games aren't fun anymore! I mean, I'm having fun because that's why you give me money, right guys? But everybody else is playing them wrong!"

  • @willismoore156
    @willismoore156 18 дней назад +17

    But watches people "lab" in order to get "tech"

  • @TheZodiacRipper
    @TheZodiacRipper 18 дней назад +23

    Streetfighter evolves, Phil doesnt. He just keeps talking about the fundamentals from 20 years ago while refusing to lab or gain knowledge of frame data to his advantage. It would be sad if he wasnt a total pos about it.

    • @Bmacthesage
      @Bmacthesage 18 дней назад

      Yea, he acts like the "fundamentals" apply to literally every fighting game as if they didn't have wildly differing mechanics. He's actually brain damaged. I'm convinced of it.

  • @BooktownBoy
    @BooktownBoy 18 дней назад +5

    "Even when I was a former pro fighting game player..."
    Just let the construction of THAT sentence land on you for a second...

    • @PeopleRTellingme
      @PeopleRTellingme 18 дней назад +4

      AKA I paid to enter tournaments that were open to the general public and never made a dime, in fact I lost nearly 300 thousand dollars.

  • @Nathan_Coley
    @Nathan_Coley 19 дней назад +25

    Give us this day our daily Bookkeeper

    • @GoatLeg
      @GoatLeg 18 дней назад +4

      Daily Sandwich Shop

    • @Nathan_Coley
      @Nathan_Coley 18 дней назад +2

      @@GoatLeg That's it, we need a joint Bookkeeper/Sandwichkeeper shop Atlus.

  • @chew8087
    @chew8087 18 дней назад +6

    16:00 the irony is unreal. He is 100% describing himself but he’s so dumb he can’t see it. Plus did he honestly complain about people playing as M.Bison even though he’s playing with M.Bison. Truly regarded

  • @jacksullivan4741
    @jacksullivan4741 18 дней назад +7

    1:45 X to doubt

  • @theeclecticacademic1642
    @theeclecticacademic1642 19 дней назад +16

    It's telling how he decries studying/preparing how to play a character as a detriment despite claiming to be a well-prepared gamer.
    Please, old man, tell us how it was better playing nonstop in arcades while failing nonstop on console.

    • @surrenderfleet
      @surrenderfleet 18 дней назад

      Also very telling that he says the whole game is just flowchart pattern players except Dhalsim and Blanka and Zangeif players - they all play on reack (22:33)

  • @CineGoodog
    @CineGoodog 18 дней назад +10

    I love how he mocks people with 1300MR or less but at the same time he runs away from every player better than him "I'm not playing this guy anymahrre" to avoid losing points.

  • @Opendleton
    @Opendleton 18 дней назад +5

    All that jaw-jacking to try and cope with the ass-whippings he gets. The absolute King of Scrub-Quotes.

  • @Admiralkirk95
    @Admiralkirk95 18 дней назад +4

    If he wasn't labbing when he was in the competetive scene, then he wasn't a really competetive player. There's two parts to being good. Practice, and execution. Finding the time to try new ideas to get better damage or perfect inputs, or figure out frame data is a great idea. But the other half is actually playing and executing those learned ideas. My brother has spent hours in practice perfecting his combos, looking over frame data to know which moves are safe or not. And in general just practicing execution. Then trying to apply that knowledge and muscle memory to a real game.
    If Phil doesn't understand this and even calls it 'stupid' then he is not a very competitive guy, and it really means he's trying to cope that the 'try hards' are stupid. Mental gymnastics to make his laziness and inability to commit from a weakness to a strength.... somehow. Truly one of the most strange and crazy arguments he's ever had. Telling people that practicing is stupid. He wants fighting games to go back to the way they were where the game was reletively simple and the average player wasn't an expert on the game. Now casual players have all the tools to be competant players, maybe not career players, but definetly compitent and he hates that. He hates that the average players skill is so much higher now, and he's just too lazy and still set in the mindset of player sf2 or 4 to adapt. Watch his gameplay is incredibly simplistic. You can tell he has hit a wall, and it's why he will never get better.
    So just complain and cope that people taking the time to practice are stupid, and the games not fun cause people don't suck as much and give me free wins, and the game looks so much more complicated and I'm getting styled on. Cause when he talks about it not being fun anymore he means he's not winning anymore. The losses are more frustrating than ever cause he it's not even mistakes anymore, it's just sheer knowledge of the game that's beating him now. Players are reading him better than ever. He just sucks, and he'd rather cry like a baby than accept that and improve,shrug it off and just have real fun, or quit. A man who's one claim to fame was being above average at street fighter 2 and got lucky during evo, who is basically dunked on constantly on almost everything he does can't even win in street fighter anymore, or course he's coping hard.
    He's basically just mad that other people can learn the game faster than him cause he is either really bad at learning, or refuses to lab. Then has to face people who just pick it up faster than him. Even on a even playing field he wants some secret knowledge that he get people with.
    Is it a crime that people who may not want to be beat by a new character for a week, cause 80% of their matches will be against that character, just want to learn how to fight the character and not lose the whole time? Other people want to have fun too Phil, they also want to win a few matches. So why is it wrong that they go out and find the tools to combat annoying stuff/knowledge in the game?

  • @SplodeyJesus
    @SplodeyJesus 18 дней назад +6

    He doesn't like labs. Because last time he went to one he found out khat has diabetes

  • @ericbrennen9516
    @ericbrennen9516 19 дней назад +15

    "In real life" how dose he not have time to lab??? He leaves the house once a week... he could just stream it... actually im sorry i made a mistake, he has to stream cleaning out his closet and move more empty boxes into the garage to sit there for years

    • @Garviel-Loken
      @Garviel-Loken 18 дней назад +2

      He doesn't know how to lab so he makes weak excuses as to why he can't.
      It's pathetic how limited his fighting game skills are.

  • @jtmarin04
    @jtmarin04 18 дней назад +4

    No, he don't want your number
    No, he don't want to give you his and
    No, he don't want to meet you nowhere
    No, he don't want none of your time and
    No, he don't want no scrub
    A scrub is a noob that can't get no love from Phil

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess 18 дней назад +6

    >I don't have enough time to play sf6 and everyone against me labs 24/7 doooood
    >now guise time for my 4th pulling/begging break, let me stare at my chat swaying for 10 minutes

  • @AndersPack
    @AndersPack 19 дней назад +12

    24:30 PoP becoming a member of Dave is MDWU!

  • @munky871
    @munky871 18 дней назад +5

    I bet dsp complains when kat leaves the toilet seat up

  • @runningwithflair
    @runningwithflair 18 дней назад +5

    Lol Phil playing a new character that people don't know yet and he still loses. Why to channel the LTG energy Phil.

  • @thebrain1088
    @thebrain1088 18 дней назад +6

    Does anyone else actually roll their eyes when The Guy says anything about “back in the day?” Like okay grandpa go yell at a cloud or something

    • @AtlustheBookkeeper
      @AtlustheBookkeeper  18 дней назад +1

      Me every time

    • @hillcrestwater6522
      @hillcrestwater6522 18 дней назад +2

      Haha I do and I’m only a year younger than him guys got the mind and body of 80 year old man it’s crazy

  • @darkslayerdon2133
    @darkslayerdon2133 18 дней назад +8

    This whole rant just seems to be him being mad he has to actually use brain cells to win

  • @callme_astro2111
    @callme_astro2111 18 дней назад +4

    Could you imagine phil trying a video essay style rant? you know he wouldn't write a script for it and would probably end it with his schedule for the week

  • @Lay_Z_Summers
    @Lay_Z_Summers 18 дней назад +4

    I had to look up what 'labbing' meant and I'm pretty sure DSP did too, and him repeating the word over and over is like a parent trying to use the newest slang the kids are saying these days

  • @SteveOnTheEastCoast
    @SteveOnTheEastCoast 18 дней назад +3

    He is soooo SALTY, soooo JEALOUS of men and women who are competent at a video game.
    This is indeed Arrested Development.

  • @ZedoBlack
    @ZedoBlack 18 дней назад +4

    The patterns! the patterns! The numbers Mason!

  • @Samman1723
    @Samman1723 18 дней назад +3

    “Old man yells at cloud” energy from this pigroach

  • @Grooviebones
    @Grooviebones 18 дней назад +9

    Apologies to any og fighting game players but when phil said "I didn't even lab when I was a pro player" my first thought was, duh? Competition quality has gone up sharply over time. My dog could have made top 8 in the right early 2000's fighting game tournament, as evidenced by Phil taking 4th in a mostly boycotted EVO

    • @PeopleRTellingme
      @PeopleRTellingme 18 дней назад +2

      Exactly. It’s like a pro football or baseball player from the 1930’s criticizing the modern game and the way players train. Players from the pre WW2 era in any pro sport would look ridiculous competing today, exactly like piggy looks fighting competent SF players using modern techniques.

  • @Tariq_ibn_ziyad
    @Tariq_ibn_ziyad 19 дней назад +14

    Piggy been hollering that the game is more accessible to newer people, who play more than him and fold him with excel sheets basically
    Ps. You can use conqueror of ibera as my name instead of what it shows

  • @TheAngriestReptileAlive
    @TheAngriestReptileAlive 18 дней назад +2

    Phil is the Dan Hibiki of not just fighting games, but a lot of things.

  • @AaronHindsZero
    @AaronHindsZero 18 дней назад +7

    Remember he saying this yet was playing M Bison too, he has no right to complain about facing against him too.
    Also what, that how to good fighting players get good, practicing and learning how to do moves better not just jumping into matches and hope they will win.

  • @Kaiju_Roo
    @Kaiju_Roo 18 дней назад +7

    So he's mad people know how to play fighting games and are bullying him online

  • @Cheeba801
    @Cheeba801 19 дней назад +22

    This is insane! Dave has the perspective of a 12 year old. The levels of delusion and mental gymnastics are the only consistent thing in his content and character.

    • @Cheeba801
      @Cheeba801 19 дней назад +2

      Also big ups Atlus!

    • @Har1eywood
      @Har1eywood 19 дней назад +6

      I think 12 year olds at least understand the difference between practicing and cheating lmao

    • @Cheeba801
      @Cheeba801 19 дней назад +2

      @@Har1eywoodlmao true

    • @PeopleRTellingme
      @PeopleRTellingme 18 дней назад

      That makes sense because the guy never matured beyond 12 years old. He’s a classic case of arrested development, among a few other things. I’m telling you, psychologists would pay a fortune to study this dude. He’s a cornucopia of personality disorders.

    • @sway_9803
      @sway_9803 18 дней назад +1

      Phil genuinely sounds like a terminally online adolescent boy.

  • @jakublulek3261
    @jakublulek3261 17 дней назад +1

    Audience: "Are you winning, Phil?"
    DSP: "DOOD, ONLINE LAG AND TROLLS, REEEEEE!"

  • @bogartwilley
    @bogartwilley 18 дней назад +3

    I'm shocked he's yet to call it "Elden Ring: Shadow of The Turd-Tree DLC Okay? Snort"

  • @cmhallam1561
    @cmhallam1561 18 дней назад +3

    Bro was a gate keeper at his locals and did ok at one major; one in which almost all the top players boycott because of the bad version and clings to this idea he was a “pro”

  • @Keep701
    @Keep701 17 дней назад +3

    I honestly love how you dissect Phil's mindset and behavior.
    You don't use any memes or "detractor inside jokes" (not that they're a bad thing tbf). You just look at the raw footage and point out the problems he has.

  • @NokternaL1
    @NokternaL1 18 дней назад +5

    Biggest of ups uce

  • @miked2983
    @miked2983 18 дней назад +2

    They give you the tools to be good right away and as fast as you want it and dsp finally came around and found out lmao

  • @phantomfoxkyo7104
    @phantomfoxkyo7104 12 дней назад +2

    It's crazy how close he is to getting it but his shit mentality is keeping him from really getting it.

  • @PeopleRTellingme
    @PeopleRTellingme 18 дней назад +3

    If I go to a local tournament with a bunch of dorks and get my cheeks clapped, does that make me an “Ex Pro Fighting Game Player”? Because that’s exactly what piggy did. What an incredibly low bar to become a professional.

  • @gamingguru1807
    @gamingguru1807 15 дней назад +2

    God damn it! I lost my fucking drink at the "Blinking and cool-off sessions" comment

  • @trollpatrol7039
    @trollpatrol7039 10 дней назад +2

    Gaslight. Gatekeep. Gout Boss.

  • @Yellowmethod
    @Yellowmethod 18 дней назад +1

    “Yeah, you did design them that way stupid” Another banger, Im still laughing 😂😂😂

  • @wesleyCCXX
    @wesleyCCXX 19 дней назад +4

    9:24 the fact that he brings uo the old days of people not doing it to go pro is weird when you know he played Justin Wong who would be prearranging money matches before tourneys. Not to say all the old heads were doing that but more that people did play cause they care and to make money.

  • @I_Art_Laughing
    @I_Art_Laughing 18 дней назад +5

    People who practice are try-hards.

  • @LienLeon
    @LienLeon 18 дней назад +2

    Maybe it's that self diagnosed carpal tunnel.

  • @Posidevv
    @Posidevv 18 дней назад +2

    People get better and are more dedicated to fighting games
    Phil: "They're cheaters."

  • @bogartwilley
    @bogartwilley 18 дней назад +1

    36:15 - Was munching on my mac and cheese, looked up & about choked on my noodles laughing seeing that image...

  • @ashen-one--x
    @ashen-one--x 18 дней назад +2

    never change, phil. oh wait, that would never happen anyway.

  • @lawlessx9
    @lawlessx9 18 дней назад +1

    More FGC people need to watch this video. This is a ranting of a total madman

  • @pedro_oito1561
    @pedro_oito1561 18 дней назад +2

    it just shocks phill that most people would rather win

  • @apa123APA
    @apa123APA 10 дней назад +1

    Dude wants to gatekeep, but he doesn't know what a gate even looks like.

  • @MaztRPwn
    @MaztRPwn 18 дней назад +2

    33:40 The water chewing…😂 Also this next bit just confirms he wants to be a bully. It’s super fun to know what others don’t know that gives an advantage so that it can be spread at local arcades, yet his whole basis for this rant is he’s mad people know things he doesn’t and just won’t look up or practice what’s publicly available. He’s like a two headed regarded ogre arguing with himself.

  • @MaztRPwn
    @MaztRPwn 18 дней назад +3

    Oh yeah, the rant where ol’ Slant Mouth Burnell says practicing is bad and that he doesn’t have time, yet look at fighting game channels like Max’s where he quite frequently makes videos of him practicing with new characters.
    He doesn’t want people to practice, he doesn’t want people to use combos, he doesn’t want to get hit because it’s an “unearned kaaahmbo”, he doesn’t want to have to guess to block high or low or throw tech, he doesn’t want to actually get good to win more, but says he may as well not play because he loses so much because he won’t practice. It’s like Phil just wants to ironically fight a training dummy who just stands there. The logic is baffling.

  • @D0UGLA5.F
    @D0UGLA5.F 18 дней назад +2

    Wait! So, he's mad that he didn't get the same opportunities as up and coming new pro gamers.

  • @punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693
    @punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693 18 дней назад +4

    For some strange reason Phil refuses to realize that SF6/modern Street Fighter is NOT SFII Super Turbo, and the tactics used to be good at that game are the bare fundamentals in the game nowadays. What a surprise that DSP doesn't want to change and evolve.

  • @kyletech84
    @kyletech84 18 дней назад +5

    Please dsp. make a unique video in attempt to protect your ego so, we can add it the backlog of weekend style atlus live reacts.

  • @Garviel-Loken
    @Garviel-Loken 18 дней назад +2

    I find this idea that if you play a game to be good at it for some reason you're not enjoying it.
    It does not cross his mind that people strive to be good at these games because they like them.
    I have never sat and played a game and thought "I don't enjoy this game but i'm going to play it, master it and milk it for money!"
    He doesn't seem to get that there has been a competitive scene in gaming since 1978 when space invaders was the first game to add a score to the proceedings. Ever since people have been vying for the best score on numerous games. Practicing to beat the competition because they love their chosen game!
    So the game doesn't even have to be designed to be a competitive experience and the community will add that themselves.
    It show his mentality and his complete lack of dedication to anything that requires effort and patience.

  • @jacksullivan4741
    @jacksullivan4741 18 дней назад +1

    22:28 And of course Phil brings up street fighter 5

  • @TheModelGamer
    @TheModelGamer 18 дней назад +2

    19:11 it's also his consume everything mentality. In his mind, more is always better. So he thinks people who spend all their time TRULY mastering a single character is a scrub because he spends his time taking multiple characters to the "Master" rank, then stops playing with them.
    Phil, just like with your business, it's QUALITY that matters. People are actually mastering their fighter, so you get spanked. Because you're only goal is to get one more character to Master.
    In a reverse of Star Wars, "You are given the rank of Master, but you do not have a seat on the Council."

  • @Tatoebot
    @Tatoebot 18 дней назад +1

    Sway queen Phil sway

  • @jacksullivan4741
    @jacksullivan4741 18 дней назад +2

    25:05 My brother in Gaim you're describing yourself

  • @whocares7368
    @whocares7368 18 дней назад +2

    So he knows character tutorials exist; he watches them; he’s upset because now they spoiled the game for him🤣🤣🤣

  • @dylives7667
    @dylives7667 17 дней назад +2

    I can only imagine the kind of drivel DSP used to post in that FGC style forum.
    I come from The Internet Forum Age and, just by hearing his rants, DSP sounds like someone who suffered of Sock Puppet Account Syndrome.
    I wouldn't be phased in the slightest if that was the case.
    DSP truly was insufferable from Day One.

  • @DPAnime1415
    @DPAnime1415 18 дней назад +4

    This whole rant of his was just him complaining about him being bad at SF6. He also admits to not practicing with any characters, he just picks one then hops on ranked. He wonders why people are better at the game than him😂

  • @cooldoberman2024
    @cooldoberman2024 17 дней назад +4

    i can't wait to see him complain about GTA 6 story mode.

  • @edgarrivera4597
    @edgarrivera4597 18 дней назад +3

    His take on labbing only solidifies that he doesnt actually have a business degree and it's a scapegoat. Why do i need to study when going to class is enough to learn. Legitimate man child behavior ack ack ack.

  • @Sheltark
    @Sheltark 17 дней назад +1

    His job isn’t to win. His job is to entertain

  • @Fluctuatingmiasma
    @Fluctuatingmiasma 18 дней назад +2

    *V A R I E T Y* 🎉🎉🎉

  • @MVKBPR
    @MVKBPR 18 дней назад +2

    I thought anti-rollback was as bad as it got in dumb fighting game discourse, but anti-training mode and anti-tutorials is a whole new level of stupidity.

  • @OMGSEASALT
    @OMGSEASALT 17 дней назад +1

    He wanted a Ken, well he got that wish today with a ken who smoked him and made him have a hissy fit.