Phil talking about his days off is like listening to an eight year old child describe what they think their parents do when they go out to do "adult stuff".
He deals with an overwhelming amount of imposter syndrome and definitely overcompensates with his employed adult with a family act. It's REALLY petty and silly 😂
It's because Phil is a 8 year old kid in the body of a middle aged man. His entire LARP as a "machoore adoolt" is exactly that: "I'm married dood, I got no time, I got a family, I run a business" etc etc. Reality is that he is a big child, eats like one, behaves like one and just like a spoiled child he expects people to do things for him because he exist (from giving him money to play games to cooking for him).
I'm convinced of two things. 1. He's caught in some routine that him and kat Established early into the relationship and is scared to break it. Or 2. He lies about going to petstore to pad the runtime of his stories and make it appear He's a busy person.
@@I_Art_Laughingzoo requires far more walking so that’s a no go and he has to pay to enter the zoo, probably argues with kat “the zoo has cute animals BUHTT the pet store is free and has cute animals so there’s nothing I can do besides you’d probably pass out from the walking”
Yeah that would involve going into an eatery and....communicating with people! Also probably be harder to scam them out of a free meal if he went there in person.
Every time we hear abt khet she finds a way to not hang out with philly boy lol. Also, him telling a sick panda to get up and cook his fat ass dinner is wild af lol.
@@Toxic_G1 Considering she likes being there, I doubt she'd leave. Even then, if the rumors about her family situation is true, where will she go? She'd essentially be trapped there or live on the streets.
@error_404.69 that's why dsp style individuals (man children) like to date MUCH younger women, they don't have the life experience to know how shit they're being treated by this man 10 years older than then
If nothing else, Phil has definitively proven that he is at least as proficient with simple tools as a juvenile chimpanzee. Some might consider that an achievement worth boasting about...
The Doordash story actually pissed me off. Imagine you are a family of hardworking Thai immigrants that just got scammed because some entitled Karen ordered spicy food and got upset that they received exactly what they ordered. Then, this dude literally eats the food he said was too spicy after getting a refund and then orders more food. Genuinely shameless Karen behavior.
Plus anyone who’s ever eaten Thai food or heard about Thai food has also most likely been cautioned that their standards of spiciness are much more intense than what we’re used to here. It’s old news, a rookie mistake. He should pay for his own ignorance.
Let me tell you that there is zero chance these cooks would make the mistake of adding to much spice to a dish and the absolute best part is that he somehow cant order whatever dish and season it himself!
@Pikkabuu I doubt they care , they know just bending the knee and loosing one delivery a week or so isn't that bad , considering phill and khet get all their meals exclusively from door dash , that's 6 meals a day , they will do what ever phill wants , they know excatly how fickle people like that are so yeah give them a free meal who cares when he orders 6 meals a day they are gonna pander to him
I like how he still managed to somehow go to the pet store after complaining about how exhausting the Costco shopping was. The Guy really wanted to look at those cute animals, I guess.
I still have so many questions but primarily: Why can he not order takeout and pick it up? Why must it be delivered? I know he figured out the infinite “I don’t like my food” refund glitch. But for YEARS before that..? The bank leaks show a pattern of Costco, Groceries, TotalWine, and then a doordash delivery. I do not get why he cannot just COOK the GROCERIES.
@@watchmehope6560 Remember that time he tried to fry chicken tenders and he almost did that because the packaging didnt tell him smaller pieces cooks faster than large ones?
I hope that DSP stays away from the kitchen. I hate wasting food and DSP threw away third of ground beef because his food didn't need that much! Something literally gave its life for that ground beef and DSP wasted it....
Yeah he’s scamming for free meals more and more. It started with him being upset his pickled onions were “bitter and vinegary” and that his Guac was “sliding down the plate when I held it up” and I think he’s now tapped into the fact that he can get his next order for free if he simply just points out common sense things like “gravity made the Guac slide”
$100 DSP has discovered the "ease" of requesting & receiving refunds on DoorDash. So, he's in his own little honeymoon period where he's ordering food, getting to keep it AND getting his money back. He'll keep this racket up as long as DoorDash lets him.
@@AtlustheBookkeeper for sure, & they basically told him how to do it when they said you have to submit a pic of the uneaten food w/the refund request. Ever since then, he thinks he's got the inside trick to game their system.
@@AtlustheBookkeeperME!! So for the sick thing, I had a perfect immune system until I was 29 when I got Lymes Disease. If I eat anything like bread or anything but straight meat and I immediately get hit with pain and extreme flu symptoms, also causes states of psychosis and for clarity, I'm a very healthy person and this still happens. I had to change my whole life based on it. Now there are a few things why she gets sick if it's actually real, it's either Lymes Disease, Diabetes, Pots disease, Thyroid disease. The difficult part is pinpointing, there are all specific tests that are covered by insurance and answers you won't get from an emergency room. Also, as for me, I will probably never get better because the only real ''cure'', is a stem cell replacement which costs an insane amount and is voluntary so insurance won't pay for it even though I have full coverage. Anyways, no matter what, she needs guidance otherwise the damage your body takes constantly now eating what the body can and cannot eat and not having exercise, an early passing and a life of pain and fatigue is inevitable.
Dude orders 6 meals a day 6 days a week and on the 7th him and khet "go out to eat" they order 6 meals a day..... door dash isn't gonna throw away a whale over one or two returns bro they will pander to him as long as he's getting every single meal but 1 delivered a week , phill probably makes door dash the same ammount of money in one week as a entire regular neighborhood in a month...
Has DSP ever explained why he's saddled w/doing all the errands on his 1 day off when Kat works maybe 20hrs/week & doesn't help out with these errands with all that extra free time she has?? 🤔
@@Pwop_That's gotta be it. Could you imagine shopping for him and you come back home and he nitpicks every single item on the receipt? Then when he goes shopping he's a master deal-hunter, no matter how absurd or inefficient the purchase. I wouldn't bother either. Guy is an absolute asshole to people he lives with.
@@der_shingen8548 I wouldn't be surprised if there was some domestic abuse going on there, Not physical because Phil is a complete weed, but mentally...I can see it.
@@generalgk yea, I think so!! She's home, sitting on her butt all the time. She uses the car for work, so she's independent enough to do that by herself. I just don't get why Phil's running himself ragged on his "one day off," while she's on the couch, doing absolutely nothing??
I love how he has to rush home to order DoorDash when he’s already running errands. He could’ve ordered ahead, picked it up himself, and saved both time and money
He was too worn out dood. Looking at cute animals and maybe one hour of grocery shopping just plum tuckerd him out. Add in a GAGANTOUS Costco run for paper products and cleaning agents. What adult style person wouldn't be "tired"?
Farrier. Blacksmiths make horseshoes, farriers put them on the horse. Lots of blacksmiths are also farriers. Sorry. My nephew was studying to be a farrier.
As someone who orders doordash on a regular basis to her job: I can probably count on one hand the amount of times I've had a negative experience. Tip your drivers folks
His wife seems to get sick a lot as he tells it, maybe she's just sick of phill and his pignosis antics. It's bound to happen, can you imagine how hard it would be to wake up next to dsp forever.
That "Dhey Hoff" segment is all the proof I need that there is no adults in that house. Neither Pigroach or his mare actually love each other. "She's stuck in an infinte loop and he's a moron... Welp, that's love for you." -Professor Farnsworth.
4:03 Now I'm imagining Phil gawking at a litter of puppies while some poor Petsmart employee is desperately trying to get him to either buy something or leave
He went to Costco. Too bad Costco doesn't sell ready made meals, like say rotisserie chicken, but famously it doesn't, so Philip had to drive home rather than picking something up on the way home because using DoorDash is the more expensive choice.
I’m not a door dash style person, but is there an option to report him for scamming them? I would love to see him get banned for admitting he asks for refunds and eats the food anyway.
These stories make me think he has some kind of brain damage. I’ve never heard anyone above the age of 13 attempt to explain how INSANE and CRAZY their grocery store runs are.
I travel for work, so I choose to DoorDash constantly because it’s paid for and I get a wider range of food. So I order food probably more than Phil does, and I never have half of these issues. This man is an absolute menace to society
Why would you order Mediterranean or Thai food when someone’s sick? If Phil wanted to get some appropriate food in the easiest way, he could pick up soup at the grocery store and microwave it. It wouldn’t be as good as homemade soup, but it’d be good enough and would be an easy way out for him.
Might be dumb question, but I am not 100% sure on the lore here, but isn't Kat working retail? Can't she just pick up a few items every day when coming home? Why do they need to restock? I would get it if she was going by bike but she has the car. They stole the tires after all. Also wtf is he saying he couldn't wait any longer? Like I get being hungry, but he is acting like he didn't eat for two days, but it was only a couple of hours. Because let's not forget that an early breakfast for DSP isn't like 5 in the morning, it's more like between 8 and 9 in the morning.
I could be wrong but I think the latest theories are she is no longer working. It’s been a while since he’s complained about her scheduling. Her hours kept getting reduced to the point she was working maybe one or two days a week for a few hours, which is usually a sign of a “soft” firing.
Phil is blown away that a game that's been getting updates for years is suddenly good. man, such an informed gamer, really on the pulse of gaming news. Also Phil continues to swap between "I'm not a graphics kind of guy" to "First thing I notice is how good it looks.... and that's it"
4:03 Phil seems like the kind of asshole who spends half an hour staring at tee shirt refuses to buy it and then gets mad when a retail employee tells him to leave
I really have to ask who the hell in Phil's audience wants to hear about his ridiculously mundane days off, much less for 30 plus minutes. Surely no one actually requested it.
Okay crazy idea here. What if, Phil is ordering food, takes a photo off it, complains it sucks and is not good, Door Dash does a full refund and Phil does this on purpose to never pay for his meals? Like i know it's a 500 iq move so that already puts into question if Phil has the brains for that. But considering how far his whilling to go to never spend any fucking money on ANYTHING i don't think it's that crazy.
Phils days off are some of the saddest things ever if you ask me. This old adult toddler just has the most mundane nonchalant experiences yet he makes them out to be the must convoluted stressful scenarios that he's somehow proud of for handling it. Its embarrassing.
Phil's day off is always funny to me. It's like hearing a first grader stand in front of the class and say what they did on the weekend. His vocabulary does match that of an elementary kid. Ack Ack Ack.
I’ve seen it first hand man. A lot of grown couples with children cannot clean their house at all. Keep food stocked or even clean up spilled food. Spilled. Leave it on the floor for the roaches. Absolutely insane.
ME!! So for the sick thing, I had a perfect immune system until I was 29 when I got Lymes Disease. If I eat anything like bread or anything but straight meat and I immediately get hit with pain and extreme flu symptoms, also causes states of psychosis and for clarity, I'm a very healthy person and this still happens. I had to change my whole life based on it. Now there are a few things why she gets sick if it's actually real, it's either Lymes Disease, Diabetes, Pots disease, Thyroid disease. The difficult part is pinpointing, there are all specific tests that are covered by insurance and answers you won't get from an emergency room. Also, as for me, I will probably never get better because the only real ''cure'', is a stem cell replacement which costs an insane amount and is voluntary so insurance won't pay for it even though I have full coverage. Anyways, no matter what, she needs guidance otherwise the damage your body takes constantly now eating what the body can and cannot eat and not having exercise, an early passing and a life of pain and fatigue is inevitable.
@Atlus the bookeeper you know I’m actually surprised that with all these DoorDash orders Phil has not had a gout outbreak or has complained about gout in years.
The reason he has so many problems with delivered food is cuz he is a known pain in the ass in Renton. He doesn't tip the drivers. They know who and what he is and purposely make his food bad for laughs.
3 doordash meals in a day, because you know he didn't cook some eggs and toast lmao, and he will lecture you on health. While also having a very unhealthy wife who is going to suffer greatly from her weight
6 meals a day , him and khet get all 3 meals daily , they order 6 meals a day 6 days a week on the 7th they go out for dinner so they only order 4 meals....
What puzzle me is why Phil dont use home delivery for his groceries. Here in England, as long as you order for 40£, you get Free delivery. Very practical. So i dont understand why Phil have to race around doing all this shopping.... He love to stay indoors anyway.
Don't worry it's very very unlikely he'll touch it. And if hell freeze over and he plays it, it'll be 1 stream at the most. Do you really think Phil can manage that game even with massive handholding?
I'm sure spending a couple of hours with Philip would make anyone sick. Like we saw how she felt after the co-op with him and there she barely had to look at him.
Just to clear this up, Activision leaving Destiny 2 had very little effect on the game. In fact, Bungie put out the worst expansion after the split, and the monetization got even worse. They made some good QoL changes, but not like Activision left and then the game got good. People have been pretty upset with Bungie for a long time now
Listening to Phil's wack ass Day Off Retellings, and hearing how he over-emphasizes activities that would put normal-style people to sleep like it's the epic of the Odyssey, I am convinced Piggy is just larping as a normal-style human with no understanding of actual everyday life for actual people.
Complains about having to go shopping on his own. My mother is over 60 years old and isn't even 5 feet tall. She does the massive Costco shopping trips and doesn't complain about being alone for them. In fact she likes it cause my dad likes to wander and look at stuff.
7:44 Okay, this is a rare moment where I actually see where Dave is coming from. You get done shopping, get everything put away only to realize you didn't actually plan out dinner and end up just ordering something. My parents did that all the time when I was growing up and now it happens to me too as an adult style individual.
Atlus. Remember that DSP takes so long finding ONE thing that employees think that his cart is abandoned. So naturally it will take him at least four hours to get everything in Costco! Also DSP will surely cry that we detractors aren't happy with anything! DSP will argue that we complain if he orders food when his roommate is sick, and we complain if he tells his sick roommate to make food! And there is a reason why DSP goes to a petstore to look at "cute animals". Remember that DSP really likes to go to a zoo (Because he is a manbaby.), but going to zoo costs! Going to a petstore is free!
Just a reminder that DSP doesn't care about a games visuals yet it's the only thing he talks about ever. 100% it's because high framerate and good details in a videogame aren't subjective and instead make it possible for him to have something to talk about without committing to an actual opinion himself. This fence of his sure must be comfy.
Every time that he mentions, as to, how his Horse is playing a game. It reminds me of The Simpson's episode, where Homer purposely gets really, really portly. So he can go on disability, while working from home. He's wearing a Moo-Moo and a Shower Cap, He tries to use the Phone, and the operator is like " I'm sorry, sir, but the Finger's that you have used to Dial are too FAT" Please, try again " ( Something like that, it's been a whlie.. So I am unable to remember verbatim ) I think the Episode is called " KING-SIZE HOMER (Season 7 Episode 7) I don't know, as to, how a Walrus is capable of using a Controller. Strange world. hahahahaha
IMO, As DSP tells a story you can clearly see that he makes up most of it and most likely exaggerates as he goes on. Every story outside the Snortress it seems DSP is always in a damn rush to get back to the fort haha 🤣. The guy sucks at life…smh 🤦🏽♂️
How many days off in a row is this where Kat was too sick to go with Phil to do something? Has it occurred to Phil yet that she's lying and just doesn't want to go with him for whatever reasons?
Ok well Atlus may be a psychopath because he just admitted that he goes to the pet store for his pets and DOESN'T look at the other animals. Fraud pet owner confirmed. And by the way, Kat agrees
And now I want to go back to Destiny 2. A game, I also, like Phil, only played at launch. Still have the disc for it. Maybe I should download it on my Xbox Series X.
"I was so hungry, I had to eat it." Heaven forbid you eat, I don't know, a banana or a toast, maybe two toasts in the meantime. Life is so hard when you are DSP.
The most asinine thing to me is ordering spicy food. It’s not spicy enough, we’ll try hotter next time. Next time comes but now Idiot Boy Exsnortinaire is upset that the more spicy food hurts as spicy food does. It sounds like they shouldn’t have gotten spicy food.
Phil complaining that Thai food, a known spicy style type of cuisine, is too spicy for two very white people. Also whenever I'm sick, I don't gravitate towards spicy food cause it could upset a person's stomach. Good job taking care of your sick wife Phil.
19:02 God I hate when he calls games repetitive without knowing what a truly overly repetitive game is. It’s like he wants every minute to be a different game.
21:00 For the record, Destiny 2 dropped in 2017 and after the Activision split, Bungie made Destiny 2 free to play in early 2019. Now granted, a lot can happen in a year. But I'm not about to believe this game had Bungie's inhouse development exclusively for 4 years, and it had no story or enemy variety the entire time, and only got it in the last year.
I'm 10:00 in so far and my big question is why didn't he pick something up while he was already out? He says almost verbadum that he was out then went home to order. Have her call some place ahead with an order then you pick it up dood
Kat was the real influencer all along
Phil talking about his days off is like listening to an eight year old child describe what they think their parents do when they go out to do "adult stuff".
He deals with an overwhelming amount of imposter syndrome and definitely overcompensates with his employed adult with a family act. It's REALLY petty and silly 😂
It's because Phil is a 8 year old kid in the body of a middle aged man. His entire LARP as a "machoore adoolt" is exactly that: "I'm married dood, I got no time, I got a family, I run a business" etc etc. Reality is that he is a big child, eats like one, behaves like one and just like a spoiled child he expects people to do things for him because he exist (from giving him money to play games to cooking for him).
Imma preschool teacher and this is painfully accurate
🤣🤣
"Go to the pet store and look at cute animals." He's. Fucking. 40+.
And his IQ. Is. Fucking. Below 80. His brain is not compatible with advanced stimuli :D
I'm convinced of two things.
1. He's caught in some routine that him and kat Established early into the relationship and is scared to break it.
Or 2. He lies about going to petstore to pad the runtime of his stories and make it appear He's a busy person.
He's buying app store gift cards@@lawlessx9
There is no time for the zoo, though. Hardest working man.
@@I_Art_Laughingzoo requires far more walking so that’s a no go and he has to pay to enter the zoo, probably argues with kat “the zoo has cute animals BUHTT the pet store is free and has cute animals so there’s nothing I can do besides you’d probably pass out from the walking”
And once again this specimen drove home hungry to order food instead of picking it up on the way home.
But if he goes to a restaurant he has to interact with people!
Yeah that would involve going into an eatery and....communicating with people! Also probably be harder to scam them out of a free meal if he went there in person.
Every time we hear abt khet she finds a way to not hang out with philly boy lol. Also, him telling a sick panda to get up and cook his fat ass dinner is wild af lol.
It's amazing she didn't leave sooner
@@error_404.69funny enough, she left not so long after that lol
@@Toxic_G1 Considering she likes being there, I doubt she'd leave. Even then, if the rumors about her family situation is true, where will she go? She'd essentially be trapped there or live on the streets.
yep! thats exactly whats making her sick!
@error_404.69 that's why dsp style individuals (man children) like to date MUCH younger women, they don't have the life experience to know how shit they're being treated by this man 10 years older than then
His suet feeder fell on the ground. He bent a wire coat hanger and picked it up. That’s a solid 20 minutes of content.
The way he explains using a hanger as a hook to grab things as if no one has ever heard of this concept for coat hangers is grinding my gears
It took him longer to explain than the actual events he's describing took to happen
@@UncoloredPageGaming That's "creativity"
If nothing else, Phil has definitively proven that he is at least as proficient with simple tools as a juvenile chimpanzee. Some might consider that an achievement worth boasting about...
@@UncoloredPageGaming I legitimately laughed out loud when he said he put it away in case he needs it again in the future 😂
Why pay to go to the Zoo when you can see animals for free at the pet store.
Or just look at the horse you already own
@@martinprince7773 Or your cat son.
or you can see animals online at home for free and not be a weirdo about it
The Doordash story actually pissed me off. Imagine you are a family of hardworking Thai immigrants that just got scammed because some entitled Karen ordered spicy food and got upset that they received exactly what they ordered. Then, this dude literally eats the food he said was too spicy after getting a refund and then orders more food.
Genuinely shameless Karen behavior.
Plus anyone who’s ever eaten Thai food or heard about Thai food has also most likely been cautioned that their standards of spiciness are much more intense than what we’re used to here. It’s old news, a rookie mistake. He should pay for his own ignorance.
Can anyone point out scammers like DSP to Doordash?
Let me tell you that there is zero chance these cooks would make the mistake of adding to much spice to a dish and the absolute best part is that he somehow cant order whatever dish and season it himself!
@Pikkabuu I doubt they care , they know just bending the knee and loosing one delivery a week or so isn't that bad , considering phill and khet get all their meals exclusively from door dash , that's 6 meals a day , they will do what ever phill wants , they know excatly how fickle people like that are so yeah give them a free meal who cares when he orders 6 meals a day they are gonna pander to him
Yea, that's what pisses me off the most. He got a refund and still ate it. Actual fraud if you ask me. Door Dash needs to ban his ass
I like how he still managed to somehow go to the pet store after complaining about how exhausting the Costco shopping was. The Guy really wanted to look at those cute animals, I guess.
he buys gifts cards for his WWF Time
Yeah he buys iTunes gift cards at the price store. It has to be that. I have 1 dog and barely go to the pet store
Hurry home to order food?! LMAO
Phil doesn't trust Khet to operate the doordash mobile app
I can’t drive to the place. I need to spend money to have someone else drive it to me because I have no money dood!
Jamal the doordash guy made a house call while dsp was out.
I still have so many questions but primarily:
Why can he not order takeout and pick it up? Why must it be delivered?
I know he figured out the infinite “I don’t like my food” refund glitch. But for YEARS before that..?
The bank leaks show a pattern of Costco, Groceries, TotalWine, and then a doordash delivery. I do not get why he cannot just COOK the GROCERIES.
You are right though it would make sense to order food while he's finishing up shopping and just grabbing it on the way back home. Imagine the savings
I don't think DSP should be cooking.... somehow he'll set fire to the neighborhood while khet plays skyrim in her room.
@@watchmehope6560 Remember that time he tried to fry chicken tenders and he almost did that because the packaging didnt tell him smaller pieces cooks faster than large ones?
Because he's always drunk.
I hope that DSP stays away from the kitchen. I hate wasting food and DSP threw away third of ground beef because his food didn't need that much! Something literally gave its life for that ground beef and DSP wasted it....
Probably the most thrilling day Phil's had in the last few years. His DoorDash delivery was too spicy.
Can't eat the spicy food, scams another free meal, eats the spicy food regardless. I know you made the point already but damn.
Just like Cyberpunk: bought it, played it on multiple streams for hours and hours, made his money, then demanded a refund.
Yeah he’s scamming for free meals more and more. It started with him being upset his pickled onions were “bitter and vinegary” and that his Guac was “sliding down the plate when I held it up” and I think he’s now tapped into the fact that he can get his next order for free if he simply just points out common sense things like “gravity made the Guac slide”
i cant imagine. what a loser.
@@delaybuster9611 scammer lol
Above the Karen lives the dreaded Phil, no matter what happens you screwed up and he will complain until you agree with him
Would the female version of the name Phillip be phillis?
@@doctormalleycatNo, it's "Phyllis."
$100 DSP has discovered the "ease" of requesting & receiving refunds on DoorDash. So, he's in his own little honeymoon period where he's ordering food, getting to keep it AND getting his money back.
He'll keep this racket up as long as DoorDash lets him.
It's just shameful. Actual scamming
@@AtlustheBookkeeper for sure, & they basically told him how to do it when they said you have to submit a pic of the uneaten food w/the refund request. Ever since then, he thinks he's got the inside trick to game their system.
@@AtlustheBookkeeperME!! So for the sick thing, I had a perfect immune system until I was 29 when I got Lymes Disease. If I eat anything like bread or anything but straight meat and I immediately get hit with pain and extreme flu symptoms, also causes states of psychosis and for clarity, I'm a very healthy person and this still happens. I had to change my whole life based on it. Now there are a few things why she gets sick if it's actually real, it's either Lymes Disease, Diabetes, Pots disease, Thyroid disease. The difficult part is pinpointing, there are all specific tests that are covered by insurance and answers you won't get from an emergency room. Also, as for me, I will probably never get better because the only real ''cure'', is a stem cell replacement which costs an insane amount and is voluntary so insurance won't pay for it even though I have full coverage. Anyways, no matter what, she needs guidance otherwise the damage your body takes constantly now eating what the body can and cannot eat and not having exercise, an early passing and a life of pain and fatigue is inevitable.
War is a Racket lmao
@@a_Somer Good thing the genius scammer admits to scamming the restaurants online LOL.
I hope DoorDash blacklists their address so drivers and restaurants don't gotta deal with them anymore
Dude orders 6 meals a day 6 days a week and on the 7th him and khet "go out to eat" they order 6 meals a day..... door dash isn't gonna throw away a whale over one or two returns bro they will pander to him as long as he's getting every single meal but 1 delivered a week , phill probably makes door dash the same ammount of money in one week as a entire regular neighborhood in a month...
Most people use door dash 2 or 3 times a month , phill uses door dash for every single meal in a month except 2 or 3........
@@Cold_Cactus piggy moment
"I was so hungry i couldnt control myself" *scat talk enters the chat*
DEVOUR
Delicious nutritious feces
Eat it!
Quick! Hide the spoons!
Its monday. Boss chewed my ass out and the goat of the snort text releases another kick ass video. Life is good my friends
How did you anger your boss?
@@SomeOne-vf1rs watching phil lol
Has DSP ever explained why he's saddled w/doing all the errands on his 1 day off when Kat works maybe 20hrs/week & doesn't help out with these errands with all that extra free time she has?? 🤔
No, but I can tell you its bc he’s controlling and feels he needs to be there.
@@Pwop_That's gotta be it. Could you imagine shopping for him and you come back home and he nitpicks every single item on the receipt? Then when he goes shopping he's a master deal-hunter, no matter how absurd or inefficient the purchase. I wouldn't bother either. Guy is an absolute asshole to people he lives with.
@@der_shingen8548 I wouldn't be surprised if there was some domestic abuse going on there, Not physical because Phil is a complete weed, but mentally...I can see it.
Doesn’t she work at a grocery store? She could easily pick up groceries after work.
@@generalgk yea, I think so!! She's home, sitting on her butt all the time. She uses the car for work, so she's independent enough to do that by herself.
I just don't get why Phil's running himself ragged on his "one day off," while she's on the couch, doing absolutely nothing??
I love how he has to rush home to order DoorDash when he’s already running errands. He could’ve ordered ahead, picked it up himself, and saved both time and money
But that would be smart...
Leave it to our boy to always take the stupidest, most ass backwards way to do everything.
Or he could have got a Costco dish. They have easy to prepare stuff back in the case.
DSP and saving money don’t match
He was too worn out dood. Looking at cute animals and maybe one hour of grocery shopping just plum tuckerd him out. Add in a GAGANTOUS Costco run for paper products and cleaning agents. What adult style person wouldn't be "tired"?
Give us this day our daily Bookkeeper
Khet threw a horseshoe? Can’t be too many blacksmiths in Renton….could take a few hours!
Farrier. Blacksmiths make horseshoes, farriers put them on the horse. Lots of blacksmiths are also farriers.
Sorry. My nephew was studying to be a farrier.
With as many appointments they have, you'd think they're both on their deathbeds.
As someone who orders doordash on a regular basis to her job: I can probably count on one hand the amount of times I've had a negative experience. Tip your drivers folks
Unlike Phail, my husband is capable of shopping AND cooking in the same day.
I will have to defend Khet - you can never have too many shoes.
Don't compare DSP to men. That isn't even an uneven fight!
@@Pikkabuu dsp is not a man or human
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Hence why I said not to compare the pigroach to men.
ummmmm atlus question you say phil gets under your skin but your clearly a skeleton style content creator please explan this scientifical anomaly lol
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Hey yeah this guy isn't a boney boi
His wife seems to get sick a lot as he tells it, maybe she's just sick of phill and his pignosis antics. It's bound to happen, can you imagine how hard it would be to wake up next to dsp forever.
That "Dhey Hoff" segment is all the proof I need that there is no adults in that house. Neither Pigroach or his mare actually love each other.
"She's stuck in an infinte loop and he's a moron... Welp, that's love for you." -Professor Farnsworth.
Your videos make my day, man!
I appreciate the levity and mirth you bring to The Snortex.
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Glad you enjoy them boss 🙏
4:03 Now I'm imagining Phil gawking at a litter of puppies while some poor Petsmart employee is desperately trying to get him to either buy something or leave
He went to Costco. Too bad Costco doesn't sell ready made meals, like say rotisserie chicken, but famously it doesn't, so Philip had to drive home rather than picking something up on the way home because using DoorDash is the more expensive choice.
I’m not a door dash style person, but is there an option to report him for scamming them? I would love to see him get banned for admitting he asks for refunds and eats the food anyway.
These stories make me think he has some kind of brain damage. I’ve never heard anyone above the age of 13 attempt to explain how INSANE and CRAZY their grocery store runs are.
I travel for work, so I choose to DoorDash constantly because it’s paid for and I get a wider range of food. So I order food probably more than Phil does, and I never have half of these issues. This man is an absolute menace to society
Why would you order Mediterranean or Thai food when someone’s sick? If Phil wanted to get some appropriate food in the easiest way, he could pick up soup at the grocery store and microwave it. It wouldn’t be as good as homemade soup, but it’d be good enough and would be an easy way out for him.
I can understand getting Thai food as the spicyness of it helps your throat and nose. Or at least it does with me.
Everyday is a day off for dsp ever since he got laid off from his helicopter job back in 2010
Bugged spice mechanics. He ordered everything perfect. The cashier ate his inputs.
So glad to see the channels doing real good bro big ups
He goes to the pet store because the zoo isnt free.
"Early breakfast:" 9 AM.
Might be dumb question, but I am not 100% sure on the lore here, but isn't Kat working retail? Can't she just pick up a few items every day when coming home? Why do they need to restock? I would get it if she was going by bike but she has the car. They stole the tires after all.
Also wtf is he saying he couldn't wait any longer? Like I get being hungry, but he is acting like he didn't eat for two days, but it was only a couple of hours. Because let's not forget that an early breakfast for DSP isn't like 5 in the morning, it's more like between 8 and 9 in the morning.
I could be wrong but I think the latest theories are she is no longer working. It’s been a while since he’s complained about her scheduling.
Her hours kept getting reduced to the point she was working maybe one or two days a week for a few hours, which is usually a sign of a “soft” firing.
Phil is blown away that a game that's been getting updates for years is suddenly good. man, such an informed gamer, really on the pulse of gaming news. Also Phil continues to swap between "I'm not a graphics kind of guy" to "First thing I notice is how good it looks.... and that's it"
4:03 Phil seems like the kind of asshole who spends half an hour staring at tee shirt refuses to buy it and then gets mad when a retail employee tells him to leave
Do you think he gave khat a pill and left her there boss?
Oh man that's the real reason he insisted she stay. Just pilled her up and went to pull hogans while going shopping
His weird love for 120hz is so annoying.
I dread the day he manages to get into 4K streaming.
He really fancies himself a well cultured foodie
I really have to ask who the hell in Phil's audience wants to hear about his ridiculously mundane days off, much less for 30 plus minutes. Surely no one actually requested it.
My favourite damn dirty detractor with a nice little nod to my favourite RUclips channel. Very cool.
There's a third option for too strong food, add more noodles, chicken, vegetables or add some coconut milk or... (you catch my drift)
Okay crazy idea here. What if, Phil is ordering food, takes a photo off it, complains it sucks and is not good, Door Dash does a full refund and Phil does this on purpose to never pay for his meals?
Like i know it's a 500 iq move so that already puts into question if Phil has the brains for that. But considering how far his whilling to go to never spend any fucking money on ANYTHING i don't think it's that crazy.
How long can he do that though before he gets reprimanded by doordash? 🤔
@@AtlustheBookkeeper Fair question. Maybe they don't ask and it's just an automated process
16.51$ is a robust meme but 11.95$ will always have a special place in my heart.
Phils days off are some of the saddest things ever if you ask me. This old adult toddler just has the most mundane nonchalant experiences yet he makes them out to be the must convoluted stressful scenarios that he's somehow proud of for handling it. Its embarrassing.
And by the way, Altus agrees 👍
Phil's day off is always funny to me. It's like hearing a first grader stand in front of the class and say what they did on the weekend. His vocabulary does match that of an elementary kid. Ack Ack Ack.
I’ve seen it first hand man. A lot of grown couples with children cannot clean their house at all. Keep food stocked or even clean up spilled food. Spilled. Leave it on the floor for the roaches. Absolutely insane.
panda style individual is wild 😆
ME!! So for the sick thing, I had a perfect immune system until I was 29 when I got Lymes Disease. If I eat anything like bread or anything but straight meat and I immediately get hit with pain and extreme flu symptoms, also causes states of psychosis and for clarity, I'm a very healthy person and this still happens. I had to change my whole life based on it. Now there are a few things why she gets sick if it's actually real, it's either Lymes Disease, Diabetes, Pots disease, Thyroid disease. The difficult part is pinpointing, there are all specific tests that are covered by insurance and answers you won't get from an emergency room. Also, as for me, I will probably never get better because the only real ''cure'', is a stem cell replacement which costs an insane amount and is voluntary so insurance won't pay for it even though I have full coverage. Anyways, no matter what, she needs guidance otherwise the damage your body takes constantly now eating what the body can and cannot eat and not having exercise, an early passing and a life of pain and fatigue is inevitable.
@Atlus the bookeeper you know I’m actually surprised that with all these DoorDash orders Phil has not had a gout outbreak or has complained about gout in years.
The cherry juice is putting work. Thats the only explanation I have
The reason he has so many problems with delivered food is cuz he is a known pain in the ass in Renton. He doesn't tip the drivers. They know who and what he is and purposely make his food bad for laughs.
3 doordash meals in a day, because you know he didn't cook some eggs and toast lmao, and he will lecture you on health. While also having a very unhealthy wife who is going to suffer greatly from her weight
6 meals a day , him and khet get all 3 meals daily , they order 6 meals a day 6 days a week on the 7th they go out for dinner so they only order 4 meals....
What puzzle me is why Phil dont use home delivery for his groceries.
Here in England, as long as you order for 40£, you get Free delivery.
Very practical.
So i dont understand why Phil have to race around doing all this shopping....
He love to stay indoors anyway.
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Welp, Phil mentioned the one game I never wanted to hear past his lips, FF14. I can only hope he does not ever play it.
He'd take one look at a bikini wearing Mi'qote woman and delete the entire game.
Don't worry it's very very unlikely he'll touch it.
And if hell freeze over and he plays it, it'll be 1 stream at the most.
Do you really think Phil can manage that game even with massive handholding?
@@DerichndofCoomland With how well it went with WoW, I seriously doubt Phil will ever touch a MMO ever again, so yeah, I am not worried on that front.
I'm sure spending a couple of hours with Philip would make anyone sick. Like we saw how she felt after the co-op with him and there she barely had to look at him.
Phil overdosed on the spice Melange. Given his balding and overall weird-ass physique, he'll soon turn into a space navigator.
dave's definition of "early" is probably around 9 AM lmao
Altus it can take some time to shoe a horse. May take a few trips.
Just to clear this up, Activision leaving Destiny 2 had very little effect on the game. In fact, Bungie put out the worst expansion after the split, and the monetization got even worse. They made some good QoL changes, but not like Activision left and then the game got good. People have been pretty upset with Bungie for a long time now
He says he watches programs like battlebots or house hunters... shows he knows he won't get questioned about or have any real conversation about
Giant man baby with a horse of course.
Imagine Thai food being spicy.
I had you on off screen more just listening, but saw the farrier definition flash from the corner of my eye. had me rolling!
I'm glad at least one person, you, enjoyed that bit.
Listening to Phil's wack ass Day Off Retellings, and hearing how he over-emphasizes activities that would put normal-style people to sleep like it's the epic of the Odyssey, I am convinced Piggy is just larping as a normal-style human with no understanding of actual everyday life for actual people.
Complains about having to go shopping on his own. My mother is over 60 years old and isn't even 5 feet tall. She does the massive Costco shopping trips and doesn't complain about being alone for them. In fact she likes it cause my dad likes to wander and look at stuff.
7:44 Okay, this is a rare moment where I actually see where Dave is coming from. You get done shopping, get everything put away only to realize you didn't actually plan out dinner and end up just ordering something. My parents did that all the time when I was growing up and now it happens to me too as an adult style individual.
Atlus. Remember that DSP takes so long finding ONE thing that employees think that his cart is abandoned. So naturally it will take him at least four hours to get everything in Costco!
Also DSP will surely cry that we detractors aren't happy with anything! DSP will argue that we complain if he orders food when his roommate is sick, and we complain if he tells his sick roommate to make food!
And there is a reason why DSP goes to a petstore to look at "cute animals". Remember that DSP really likes to go to a zoo (Because he is a manbaby.), but going to zoo costs! Going to a petstore is free!
Just a reminder that DSP doesn't care about a games visuals yet it's the only thing he talks about ever. 100% it's because high framerate and good details in a videogame aren't subjective and instead make it possible for him to have something to talk about without committing to an actual opinion himself. This fence of his sure must be comfy.
You're probably right. Graphics are the only safe thing he can talk about
Every time that he mentions, as to, how his Horse is playing a game. It reminds me of The Simpson's episode, where Homer purposely gets really, really portly. So he can go on disability, while working from home. He's wearing a Moo-Moo and a Shower Cap, He tries to use the Phone, and the operator is like " I'm sorry, sir, but the Finger's that you have used to Dial are too FAT" Please, try again " ( Something like that, it's been a whlie.. So I am unable to remember verbatim ) I think the Episode is called " KING-SIZE HOMER (Season 7
Episode 7)
I don't know, as to, how a Walrus is capable of using a Controller. Strange world. hahahahaha
I bet he scammed the place before so they made the food extra hot to punish him.
Sure, they had to get scammed again, but I'm sure it was worth it.
IMO, As DSP tells a story you can clearly see that he makes up most of it and most likely exaggerates as he goes on. Every story outside the Snortress it seems DSP is always in a damn rush to get back to the fort haha 🤣. The guy sucks at life…smh 🤦🏽♂️
How many days off in a row is this where Kat was too sick to go with Phil to do something? Has it occurred to Phil yet that she's lying and just doesn't want to go with him for whatever reasons?
Watching stuff about DSP makes my neuro-divergent arse feel normal from sheer wtf factor
No money for a business pc but always plenty of money in the day off DoorDash fund. Shameless beggar
Shoe shopping? She works at the mall? Go on break lol
Ok well Atlus may be a psychopath because he just admitted that he goes to the pet store for his pets and DOESN'T look at the other animals. Fraud pet owner confirmed. And by the way, Kat agrees
Gf gets the pet food/litter/care on the way home from work it's on the way home. More efficient that way.
@@AtlustheBookkeeper you don't think she's looking at those pets???!!! (source - own a rescued pet the wife seen at the pet store and we adopted)
And now I want to go back to Destiny 2. A game, I also, like Phil, only played at launch.
Still have the disc for it. Maybe I should download it on my Xbox Series X.
"HONEY, you should stay home playing videogames, we don't want you losing all those calories I got for you".
If your blood pressure goes up from eating but you are cool as a cucumber after doing 25 pushups, you might be a regarded liar.
This is probably the Guy's most eventful day all year
He's such an incompetent adult, how can anyone not figure out basic tasks this badly?
"I was so hungry, I had to eat it." Heaven forbid you eat, I don't know, a banana or a toast, maybe two toasts in the meantime. Life is so hard when you are DSP.
5:36 I love that Phil's treating his wife being so sick that she can barely stand up with the same energy as if he ran out of milk
such a mature adult , yet sounds like an absolute child as he describes what happens when you get the fire shits after spicy food. incredible
The most asinine thing to me is ordering spicy food. It’s not spicy enough, we’ll try hotter next time. Next time comes but now Idiot Boy Exsnortinaire is upset that the more spicy food hurts as spicy food does. It sounds like they shouldn’t have gotten spicy food.
Ah yes. He brought back the word “arbitrarily”.
Still doesn’t know what it means. Still repeating that word to sound intelligent.
But he said he was out, and instead of ordering and picking it up on the way, he runs home to order!! This dude is exponentially regarded!
Phil complaining that Thai food, a known spicy style type of cuisine, is too spicy for two very white people. Also whenever I'm sick, I don't gravitate towards spicy food cause it could upset a person's stomach. Good job taking care of your sick wife Phil.
19:02 God I hate when he calls games repetitive without knowing what a truly overly repetitive game is. It’s like he wants every minute to be a different game.
21:00 For the record, Destiny 2 dropped in 2017 and after the Activision split, Bungie made Destiny 2 free to play in early 2019. Now granted, a lot can happen in a year. But I'm not about to believe this game had Bungie's inhouse development exclusively for 4 years, and it had no story or enemy variety the entire time, and only got it in the last year.
I'm 10:00 in so far and my big question is why didn't he pick something up while he was already out? He says almost verbadum that he was out then went home to order. Have her call some place ahead with an order then you pick it up dood