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I'm telling you now, if your super secret strategy to getting views on new games is just driving to GameStop at 2 A.M. and coming back, equaling out to about 20 minutes of work, you will be outclassed by anyone who cares about what they do more than you. You're not putting work in to improve, you're basically ambulance chasing.
But that's his bizness d00d
- he can’t get early access due to trolls/not a shill
- would never lose a game in Street fighter 6 on LAN but he’ll never leave the snort fort to prove it
- cant get out of level one because everyone is dumb and would rather watch shills
Notice the trend? Its not his fault, he did everything correct
Listen troll, he had to stand up, get dressed, put on his shoes, get in his car, drive to the store, walk across the parking lot, go in the store, pick up a video game, wait in line, pay for the game, leave the store, walk all the way back across the parking lot, drive home, go inside, walk upstairs, turn on his electronics, and finally play the game!!!!
@@Iron.Aesthetic you’re so right. I’m leaving the detractor space, I can’t believe I didn’t think of that
@@Iron.Aestheticyou forgot he had to hit record! then he has to upload that directly to youtube! it’s tedious and strenuous work ack ack
The irony is not lost on me that Phil doesn't know symbiosis, yet is well versed in parasitism.
Excellent point
The symbiote didn't choose him
phil will NEVER get over the fact he can no longer mass spam upload 10 min videos with zero editing to youtube and make 500k a year, it drives him mad he isnt living in 2006
I just recently realized how much he says "allow me to explain" and now it grates on my brain every time he says it
Now what do I mean by that?
Alright?
You're probably wondering what I mean by that.
*snort*
Here's what I mean by that.
Allow me to explain.
*sip* *smack* *smack*
He spends more time setting up his explanations than he does just fucking saying it.
@@lt.walrus8382 i wish you could mute people in real life. I would mute him whenever he uses those filler words or phrases
“Hard work”
Something Phil knows nothing about, but he is right about one thing. He is regarded.
I feel like it's really telling of how his mind works if he knows the word parasitic but doesn't know the word symbiotic.
Why couldn’t Phil say “My careers in the shitter and I’m jealous” and save me thirty minutes of cope?
Because that would show some kind of respect for everyone's time.
And it would take a sense of self reflection...impossible! Tip me!!!
@@Frei_Zeit new chapter. Phil goes to therapy
@@decorateddeerskullHe doesn’t need a therapist. That’s what chat is there for.
Because Dave loves using oxygen. It's free.
He's even dressing like a functioning alcoholic now, big ups Total Wine
The hawaiian print and leaf patterns are a crime. Couldn't be more contrary to the guy and his personality if you tried.
Literally Max Payne.
He is the stereotypical loser drunk
He looks just like one of those guys that pops old spice and mouth wash and thinks no one can smell the alcohol on them .
@@Hoscue lol one of the shirts he wears is literally the same one that my grandfather used to wear back in the 70ies.
only someone with ZERO zelf respect would DAILY put on a button up shirt and stay in their PJ pants its insane
the carnal fear that I feel behind every DSP close up. I can feel the gin leaking out of every orifice whenever he breathes and it's only exacerbated when he leans closely
It's like he never learned to smile and say, "Thank you for the gift."
You might not want it, but a gift given in good faith deserves the same in return.
"Riding high on the hog" is such an apt colloquium for the Guy.
Very robust!
😙👌
That rant perfectly encapsulates DSP. He thinks the hard working part is him going out to buy the game as soon as possible. And not you know, the actual part that's entertaining people. Now imagine how his "hard work" at the helicopter company looked like with that in mind and you can see why he was laid off.
He should seek employment at Boeing. They'd love him. Hired on the spot.
1:52 I can agree with DSP here... He is 100% Regarded
highly regarded
Def a Regard
“I don’t watch wrestling, but I will still use wrestling lingo like ‘getting over’!”
Absolutely dented.
"I was actually regarded"
You still are regarded
Highly regarded
Terminally regarded
I was really hoping Atlus would just pause there for a second :D
I mean, wow he is so jealous of everything
I'd rather take a corporations money, rather than depend on an audience and get upset when they don't support
His dependency on his viewers also means that they dictate which games he plays... He hated BG3 but the streams got him money. He considered FF7 Rebirth a contestor for game of the year but didn't even finish it, because his viewers wouldn't throw money at him.
Still longing for that acceptance. Hating others who get it. Nothing changes with this man.
Networking & building professional relationships = butt kissing and ball sucking
-guy who burns every bridge he comes across
My fight or flight kicked it from that thumbnail
So it was attention grabbing? 🤔 Jamie write that down
@@AtlustheBookkeeper Most definitely😂
Hard work to DSP is standing in a line to buy a vid-e-o game and then rushing home to play it.
I wonder what it was like for the people that was in that line close to him.
Guarantee if they still did midnight releases he’d seethe and cope over him living an hour from GameStop and is at a disadvantage over someone who lives 10 minutes away so he loses 50 minutes of content over those evil people that live closer. He’s just mad his bare minimum approach is no longer considered acceptable because he has competition.
The guy even complains about paying for early access unless he is the one doing it.
If i had a drink every time he said "allow me to explain" I'll pass out halfway through the video
Phil would unironically make for a great bum extra in movies and shows. That thumbnail proves it.
or that really shitty uncle character everyone knows to avoid in the family
comic book guy for a live action simpsons movie
@@Alxmir23don’t disrespect comic book guy like that, he actually put in effort to learn and grow his business
@@Mr.Doodlebob hes a nerd who complained a lot of about normies and comic writers,etc. poor hygiene and social skills. 80% of him is dsp look alike
DSP: "I don't want sponsorships. I'm a man of the people."
Also DSP: "I can't get sponsorships because of trolls. It hurts my business."
Speaking out of both sides of his crooked mouth.
Schroedinger's gout
DSP channel lore. Did you know hes had a channel for 16 years? Placed 4th in a tournament? People get advanced copies for review? I've never heard him say that.
Don’t forget that he worked at a helicopter company and did such a good job they fired him
New information! 🤪
Give us this day our daily Bookkeeper
Phil couldnt take the early copies as a roman catholic, a man of god, a man of true righteous integrity...
Instead he gets drunk and tells players on street fighter to "**** their mothers" or calls them mouth drooling regards. A true man of the faith as we can see
These "sour grapes" segments where he dawns his "garsh, I'm just a normal guy Blackface" really irk me. He's tested way more products than most because he was in the fgc before.
So, he isn't pulling the curtain back like he thinks. He's just telling everything like a retired groupie. Opportunities many couldn't get but he's so ungrateful.
Why would any company sponsor him? He burns bridges as soon as he's sleighted.
Also it wasnt to long ago he shilled that gaming chair with referral codes that was a scam but also the trolls ruined it.
“Allow me to explain”
“Literally”
“Allow me to explain”
“Literally”
“Allow me to explain”
“Literally”
“Allow me to explain”
“Literally”
“Allow me to explain”
“Literally”
Uh yes
Correct? Okay
Right?
"Alright"
"Ok"
"Gin sip"
"Alright"
"Ok"
"Gin sip"
"Alright"
"Ok"
"Gin sip"
"Alright"
"Ok"
"Gin sip"
"Alright"
"Ok"
"Gin sip"
"Sounds good"?
Stop casting pignosis…oh no… it’s too late 🚶🏾♂️➡️🧎🏾♂️➡️💰🐖
All of the DSP gaslighting and idiocy aside, I love watching your avatar come on screen when you are talking. The art is awesome.
And Phil got games early back then, he even wanted money from his viewers to cover the cost of of one of those free games.
King of Semantics
King of Gaslightining
King of Retcons
King of Sloppy Clothes
King of Busted Hairline
King of Pasty Skin
King of Declining Health
King of Excuses
King of Gout
King of Alcoholism
King of Dents
What about the classic: King of Hate?
King of Suffering
I've said it once, I'll say it again.
DSP does not know what hard work is.
He wakes up at 10 AM every day. He sits on his ass, turns on a camera, and plays video games. His idea of hard work is my idea of a day off. Midnight releases were never work to me. They were things I enjoyed with my buddies. This "man" is such a child about things that are meant to be fun.
Midnight releases *were* work to me when I was 20-ish. Afterall, I did work for the equivalent of GameStop at that time.
10 am is being generous to the pig. More like 11a.
I reviewed games for seven years for all the best print magazines. I had a Fed Ex and UPS sticker on my mailbox because I was constantly receiving early builds from companies. I signed nothing that limited or restricted how I or the magazine would review a game beyond an embargo of when the review could be published. We trashed games that deserved it and praised games that deserved it. This is a month before the games were released to the public because the magazines had a lead time. He’s full of shit.
Phil is nostalgic for the past because that was when he understood (better, at least) how to play the RUclips game. He could get a game on release day, turbo through it and make bank off the Day 1 inflated views.
Now things have changed and instead of trying to adapt to the new meta, which Phil never wants to do, he'd rather stagnate and complain how stupid the system is. He could absolutely be doing better with a few changes but he'd rather just be bitter.
My wife got a finance degree about a year and a half ago. Within a few months of graduating she was making easily 90k, and has since gotten a promotion. Phil could easily get a job
He might be able to bluff his way through an interview, but past that he would perform horribly. Can you imagine Phil having to work for someone else, take orders, feedback, etc? I would pay to see it.
Yes, I agree. No way he could hold a job, nothing he could do. Bad occupation mechanics, company dropped his inputs
With his history? Also I don't think that's the problem here. Phil is not a good employee
My head canon for DSP in early youtube is that he infact inspired people to become youtubers but not because they admired him but because even back then people realised "holy f*ck i can make way better content than THAT GUY" And thats exactly what happened, people hopped onto direct capture and DSP refused and people made way better content. DSP is his own worst enemy if he gave the smallest of f*cks about his content he could legit still be a well known creator with a real 16 year legacy. But he choose the begging route and now here we are.
I can see why Machinima folded up. I wouldn't want to deal with DSP either. He's the ultimate example of you can lead a horse (or in this case, a jackass) to water but you can't make him drink. No matter what opportunity was presented to him he found a reason to stick his nose up at it. He then acts surprised that those offers are no longer being offered to him.
Didnt they send him to cover a big event and he stayed at the hotel most of the time because he was tired?
@@TheZodiacRipper That's one of many Phil's misadventures I was thinking of when I wrote my initial comment.
@@paulturner4684 I just knew that was true lol
@TheZodiacRipper he got the opportunity to go to E3. There was a meet and greet party and decided to not go as he was too tired.
@@GreyFox2000 That sounds like Phil lol. What a douche
Back in the day he was highly regarded.
He's highly regarded now ack ack ack
He’s still regarded…
Highly regarded and severely artistic.
It's not about what you say, it's how you say it. Needless to say, the King of Hate does not qualify.
I hate when DSP makes people out to be too stupid to make their own decisions and just follow big creators and big companies. Hes so much in his bubble that he thinks hes the most wise person on the planet and everyone is dumb for not listening to him. Never change Phil 😂
He says all the while basing his business model on chasing every "how new release" from all the big creators and big companies.
I was the top RUclips gamer when no one else was doing it. -DSP
you know, its funny. im a CC and know of literal sites you can get keys and submit a form before the game releases. the devs/pubs look over your account and say yes or no for u getting a key. obviously if its before the game drops, they have an embargo date. Granted, this would be too much work the Phil
I am actually wondering if Dsp ever put in any work or effort to get early access to any games. During the Machinema days, they would probably negotiate any deals. But now? Any chance he tried to reach out himself to get any deals/access to new games?
@@badluck3850 maybe in the beginning but I doubt it. Granted the sites are simple. Link your twitch/yt and request a key. One makes sure you meet the requirements ahead of time. While the other I've used does a general overlook of your channel/s
@@badluck3850 only one I can think of that sort of counts is getting into the sf6 beta.
If you go back and watch it, the disingenuous prick couldn't hide that he just wants to be part of the group he hates
The guy is becoming more and more unhinged 😅
All of this makes Phil seem like the guy who qould join a popularity contests, and just lose and complain about the rules of the contest HE entered. Your dream world ain't coming back homie. Let it go.
This MF said hard work About playing a video game
Soon as I saw max talki8ng about playing Akuma I KNEW phill was gonna bitch about it
hes 100% mad that he cant drive to gamestop go home and then put out the most subpar lazy content in existence, and get views out of it.
hes hates that he has to actually put some effort into is "content" now
The nastiest thumbnail to date
SUFFAH PHIL
Glad you gave it some attention lol
DSP plays games so slowly he couldn't meaningfully review them even if he wanted to.
The last time DSP "played a game fast" was when he was pumping out that day one slop like he was back in the day.
The definitive edition comes out before he finishes.
He has to keep his schedule filled, dood. He can't beat games at a reasonable pace. Thanks for the 2 brother 🙏
I reACK-ted to this live yesterday. This was an emotional and physical endurance test. When he magically added "People who are already rich" as a reason why those content creators shouldn't get early access, I was floored. DSP hides his reasons for his objections by masking them with copious amounts of virtue signaling, but every so often the mask slips. It really is disgusting.
Phil talking is like starting at the beginning of the book, everytime you want to get back to the page you bookmarked.
20:25 Thanks for actually mentioning this, Altus!
Scripts take a long time to write sometimes. I did a Fallout 4 review recently - 11 pages long script, over an hour of voice over (shrunk to about 48 minutes) that takes multiple takes to record and sometimes multiple days! Plus, all the editing afterwards. It took me 3 weeks to wrote that script alone because I kept re-writing parts, making sure I mention everything I want! It takes longer if I try avoiding spoilers bc script must be written in a way that allows me to communicate my thoughts and keep the intrigue for the viewer.
It goes without saying that DSP has no concept of what kind of effort and time sink people put in their content when they strive for quality and professionalism. No wonder though, he couldn’t review a tv show without spoiling everything. Yet he has the audacity to bad-mouth other creators who actually give a shit.
Very few people on this planet actually deserve to be completely alone.
The Guy is one of them.
32:25 - "...you get what you get, and you get to suffa~"
Had so much soul in the way you said that I had to pause and process it for a sec.
😁
The term he's looking for is Quid Pro Quo.
If he was getting these early releases no one would ever hear a word come out of his mouth about it. The only reason he ever talk about it is because he doesn't get them.
The fact that I have never heard of Phil until last year and I've been around RUclips for many many many years is proof that he was a "prominent gamer" only in his own head.
Truly
Philip Burnell has burnt every bridge he has ever crossed. He can't get get these deals because anyone unfamiliar with the guy can see how he reviews games, how he treats viewers, and how he talks about former business partners thanks to RUclips and Google search bars. The reason Philip Burnell can't get sponsorship deals is Philip Burnell. This is why he's talking smack about people that can get these deals. This is very much a case of sour grapes.
5:05 - But Atlus, it took DSP so much effort to crawl his fat, lazy, hungover ass out of bed to set up a camera on his coffee table after a hard night's work of downing that gin! If it were, y'know, just another Tuesday for him, he wouldn't have gotten up at all!
Remember Fallout 4, Elo Hell, that one sponsored Assassin's Creed stream? Yeah.
envy /ĕn′vē/
noun
A feeling of discontent and resentment aroused by and in conjunction with desire for the possessions or qualities of another.
The object of such feeling.
"Their new pool made them the envy of their neighbors."
Malevolence.
"If you have hate in your heart, let it out!"
-Clayton Bigsby
Biggest of ups my uce
33:17 Yes, that's such a good point!
He is just salty that content creators are taking away his one day views.
Friendly reminder that Phil got the youtubers game early and stopped playing it when he realized pewdiepie was the main character
As a audio style listener I just now noticed you have this crow on screen and then it transforms into you. Good update.
Also of course dsp doesn't understand that making early reviews videos takes time and preparations since he himself sayed that live streaming is hard and making edited videos is easy. :P
27:16 Yes Phil, that’s how marketing and making a living works.
Thumbnail is the last thing a bottle of tanqueray thats been in the frigde for an hour sees
🤣🤣
You know what else is hard at work yet excluded and rejected? Phil's hairline.
Gout em
Play stupid games, win stupid prices, Philliam.
22:30 he wants them to do all the work, he wants to lay back while everyone else asks him “do you want this or that?” like he’s a spoiled child
All that shit about receiving games for free and that it's unfair for journalists to get free copies of games, yet he neglects to mention that he received a free copy of Fallout 4. Ever the hypocrite, our Philip Paul Burnell.
He only saw success when there was no competition. The second other people joined the market and had actually enjoyable personalities, DSP started his decade on the downward slope.
26:51 Honesty integrity having a functional moral compass
If he was only allowed to play the first two hours of a game for a review we would get one hour and fifty-five minutes of menu’s and five minutes of gameplay.
21:54 Oh dear god he just keeps going
That thumbnail makes a hard album cover
Thanks boss I thought so as well lol 🙏
Pigroach was, is, and forever will be...
REGARDED
I love him treating video game releases like a Meritocracy, only the most deserving is worthy of these Gifts of God.
loving the thumbnails lately. keep it up!
When I went to the Halo 3 midnight release I don't remember thinking Ah man that was a long nights work
So much Jealousy and Green eyed Resentment. A limp tempest of steadily thinning and even more rapidly declining relevance. A self-centered cry of a similar construct to a child's whining at how 'It's Not Fair!.' All underscored by a creeping fear in the Background that 'This is It.' And It will never get better. And ultimately amount to nothing but such thoroughly documented infamy forever as a "Legacy" in the loosest sense of the word.
I have had a rough week but it is soon ending. I just want to say Atlas you are my favorite detractor and will always be THE guy i look forward to watching on my lunch break of after work. That being sais keep doing what you have to do king
Appreciate the kind words boss 🙏 hopefully you continue to enjoy
So many sour grapes here. Philip should gather them up and make a nice pinot so he wouldn't have to stop by Total Whine so often.
23:08 how the fuck does he STILL not understand that viewers watch their favorite streamer because of their personality and not the game they're streaming. it's baffling
Remember guys he doesn't watch wrestling anymore or play WWE Champions that's why he says completely normal things like "getting over" to describe being liked by the general public.
1:45 Lmao, ikr? It’s the helicopter story or how he was a prominent RUclipsr or how he was a pro fighting game player.
DSP looks like he just rolled out of bed.
He was so big that I didn’t know anything about him till he was on twitch lol
"I get a game for free so I don't have to pay for it" Can we report this guy to Al Gore for excess carbon emissions? #sanctionPhil
My favourite rants are when he says "YOU GUIZE ARE ALLOWING THIS" when *he* is the one who spends thousands on Hogan nudes and every single COD...
He wasn't going "raw" for games. It's a known fact he desperately wanted the approval of everybody in the gaming scene. So he read back and forth guides to know as much as he could so he could seem knowledgeable, and even then, he would be stuck for minutes looking for that one secret he thought was useful for cheesing the game.
anyone remember that one joke from the big bang theory where Neil Armstrong is giving out candies on halloween and every candy is called something related to space, so that he can remind the kids that he went to space.
yeah, you get the point
That sounds more like a family guy or Robot chicken joke than BBT but I wouldn't put it past them.
Was it Neil Armstrong or Buzz Aldrin that clocked a flat earther?
@@TheZodiacRipper Buzz
@@TheZodiacRipperI have never heard that before. Please tell me it was caught on video.
i have a strong aversion to anyone who likes big bang its literally a show made for dumb people who think they are smart cause they are in on the joke
Thumbnail goes hard as an album cover. Pig ups!
32:25 Big up to The Casino, obviously.
Obviously
This had to be the most seething jealousy I’ve ever heard out of DSP, but this is the same guy who says he doesn’t attack other content creators….okay.😂
hes just a misunderstood genius...
He's so fucking jealous lmao.