Worst Husband Imaginable
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It’s a little ironic the two types of screw drivers are Flathead and Phillip’s head.
They’re the same thing!
Ack ack ack clever
That’s clever
Lmao
very robust style observation
And he's got a screw loose.
When I originally saw the clip I was thinking “Why the actual f*ck is he telling his audience this?!?!” Not only does he put the blame on Kat but he’s coming off as the absolute worst husband ever. He could’ve just said “Something came up we’re gonna reschedule” or something like that. I really can’t stand him at times
He could’ve framed it better if he wanted to go in somewhat detail where he doesn’t throw Kat under the bus but rather seeks understanding from his audience. Say she had a bad day at work or smth. Even if it’s not true, it’s believable. Retail jobs are absolutely asinine & getting overwhelmed bc of one asshat customer can be a real thing. I’ve had multiple co-workers driven to nervous breakdowns by customers and management both.
He just had to shift the blame from himself and clearly not even his wife or her mental state is sacred for him.
Dave thinks he's telling a cheeky story about how in sync they are but it comes across as a sad tell about a loveless relationship.
Situationship...
It would legitimately be heartbreaking how completely empty their marriage is if it was anyone else in the entire world besides Phil. And the worst/funniest part is Phil is so stupid and ignorant he genuinely has no idea what the actual reality is: that Kat has no interest in appearing on Phil's stream and that was where her stress kept coming from, and it was no coincidence that it was the DAY OF THE STREAM where everything just happened to have piled up from the week, and stressed her out to the point of being too stressed to sit idly and press buttons. She probably couldn't stand the thought of having to sit next to Phil for hours and try to pretend to enjoy her life.
0:14 I’d accuse him of weaponized incompetence but let’s be real, he’s too dumb to deliberately weaponize his incompetence.
yea no 100% he really is just incompetent
DSP's girlfriend is in bed sick
DSP: Where's muh dinner?
DSP's fiancée is in the hospital from a panic attack
DSP: Where's muh car?
DSP's wife hates being on his stream and interacting with his chat
DSP: Where's muh co-op?
Romantic-style individual right here.
Reminds me of when MrMetokur was watching one of his livestreams back when he was dating Lee. She was in bed sick and he was like "I gotta wake Lee up to make dinner."
MrMetokur was like "Yeah, wake up, birch. I need mah hotpockets." 😂
@@ThatGuyMattYT It was a Star Wars Battlefront (EA reboot) stream, if I recall correctly
@@prkr07 I laughed so hard the first time I heard that. I can only imagine what else he'd do. Imagine if both of Kat's legs were broken, would he ask her to vacuum?
DSP has a lizard brain.
@@ThatGuyMattYTwhat does a man do when his horse has a broken leg?
She doesn’t want to play live. Why not let her play downstairs for your coop? Obviously she doesn’t wanted to be doing in front of the camera. 🤦🏻♀️
Wouldn't he need to buy a ps plus account for downstairs? Then she would have communication with other people online. She's married, stoopid.
Did you have a stroke when writing this?
@@zeldabombsquad1144 did you dent your head while typing your reply to me?
@@gerrysicatno idea what that dent is going on about.
@@deadexo-3 🤣🤣 snort ack ack ack.
12:28 He sounds like a child explaining why he didn’t do his homework. This explanation of what happened is undoubtedly longer than the time it took to restart the washing machine, but I think DSP thinks that if he explains his excuse in minute, excruciating detail, people will transfer their own experience of having to listen to him to his excuse, in other words, that it was really terrible and felt like torture to get through
I wonder what this poor pathetic loser can do!? Besides being useless he’s also a coward! SMH
the clipkeeper channel should have the skeleton w a movie camera 🤣
I'm getting to doing something more over there. A lot of smaller changes all over recently
Just a 42 year old man explaining to his audience what Laundry is.
Im dumbfounded at how absurd that is
He just found out about it
"Work Streams" you have to be f*cking kidding me.
Almost feel bad for Kat. She doesnt seem to have it in her to call him out on his shit. And it sounds like DSP practically thinks its still 1950s
He lives in a magical world where all the parts he wants from the 50s are reality (wife taking care of the house, feeding him, etc) but the parts where the man goes to work usually a physically demanding job during the day so that he can bring it home to his family while his wife tends to the home is just detractor BS
Really explains why panda got the hell outta there
She's defeated... you can tell she tried to teach him or show him how he can be rude or over bearing and he probably berated her for hours straight any time she's tried , I can see it now, coming at her from a perceived position of authority " you are MY wife you are suposed to do what I say -snort- right? There ya go!"
@Cold_Cactus I'd hope it wasn't that gross, but I honestly can picture that so easily.
As I’ve said in twitter with other big dsp accounts is he wanted someone he could control into what he wanted so he could get back only caring for himself I’m glad Leanna slash panda Lee got out of the snortfort.
He can wash a load of clothes while playing games but dsp can't handle that
Tips how to be a great husband:
1: DON'T BE THIS GUY!
Do the opposite of Phil as a husband, the opposite of Wings for fitness, the opposite of Boogie for acceptance and comraderie, and you'll be alright.
Some people exist as cautionary tales. Never envy these perpetual victims and childish fools anon.
Instead of helping her with the chores, he just waddled his way back to his dirty "ahfice" and blamed her for not doing the co-op.
Getting into DSP detractors recently, and holy shit the snortex runs deeper than his debt
Welcome partner. Enjoy the lore and have fun 🙏
@AtlustheBookkeeper will do, and I have to say I love your interruptions of logic between all the doses of pignosis. It's quite refreshing!
Brother.... thr snortex has no bottom in sight
Did you come from one of his streams? Or just came across him from a RUclips recommendation? Good to have you aboard
The saddest part about the Snortex is that... As in depth and detailed as all those documentaries, and these detractor channels all are... They ALWAYS leave things out, they ALWAYS forget something, there's always something that's been forgotten or lost to time. Remember when he was known as "WoahMoses"? Remember when he spent 3 hours and 54 minutes learning how to Crouch-Jump? Very few do remember. How about that time He had the big party and there was like 5 different Street Fighter games going plus the cookout and everyone in the pool? Rarely do people remember. There's just SO MUCH with this dude.
Remember when he took that mature age quiz not to long ago? One of the questions was "If you make a mistake, what do you do?" And this whole washing machine thing is solid proof that he chose c, the immature answer. He laughed at the mistake then asked kat for help, like a child.
I think he's lying anyway. This man is incapable of reading other people's emotions. Poor Leanna would talk and he completely ignored her.
It has a dial and a button, DSP truly is special.
When he says we talked about it, My skin crawls
Can you imagine having a "talk" with this man?
She’s subjected to the pre-stream with no hope of an unnecessary break or boring gameplay to reprieve her from his endless cope and venting sessions
@@agent7voidseekerif only she saved up enough skip juice
No. Its not possible
The fact that this man is a year older than me and does not know how to do basic things like cook and clean just shows how hands off his parents were. They likely let him do whatever and this is the result now. Add the fact that he fights tooth and nail on not wanting to improve and keep things the same, and it is just mind boggling to me that anyone would support him, let alone live with him.
It's pretty clear that his parents did everything for him, so he never had to learn or do anything himself. Like how his dad is the reason he got jobs in the first place, and he was fired after his dad retired. Phil adopted this behavior to everything in his life, so he never learned how to do any chores and left that up to his partner to do for him. This is what happens when kids are never given a chance to figure out or learn things on their own so they don't have to rely on others.
I don't really follow any streamers, but I can't imagine there's much of an audience for a middle-aged man explaining his laundry woes to people.
you should think so
For "the guy" that doesn't know how to change oil or replace a battery, I would love to have seen him "look" at the washer.😂
HE CANT EVEN COOK HAMBURGER HELPER 😂😂 HE’S COMPLETELY INEPT 😂😂
Anytime he has to tell a super long story to rationalize something, he’s lying. It’s pretty obvious he forces her to be on stream and it probably led to an argument so now he has to story tell.
I think anyone would be exhausted after spending time with dsp…even his wife. God, can you imagine him preaching (coping) about everything. He probably goes full Karen constantly and she just nods…here he goes again. He doesn’t even let her speak when streaming with him. He’s so scared she’ll confirm his addictions he sits there and stares at her. Talking over her constantly.
God does Phil make Kat do literally EVERYTHING around the house? Not only is she the one working a stressful job, but she does all the housework and cooking? What a horrible spouse, Kat needs to get a better man. Also on a lighter note, I’m just imagining phil standing in front of a washing machine pressing buttons and when it gets an error he’s just like “I didn’t do anything! Fuck this piece of shit!”
Fuckin bugged laundry wershin muhshin mechanics dood!
It's apparent that he only married her because she's clearly been lobotomised and thought he could turn her into a houseslave
Keeps dropping inputs dood nothing I could do!!!
To be fair Phil has to explain the laundry to his dents because the dents have caretakers that do it for them.
Phil trying to excuse Kat for no-showing reminds me of how I did interviews for my first job as a teenager and I exaggerated chores I did for my grandparents to sound more experienced than I actually was.
He should have fired up a stream so the dents could hand hold him through doing the laundry
someone would have gotten unalived
I can just imagine DERISH losing it. Hes gonna start spamming for KHAT to get stuck in the washer so DSP can 'help' her.
Technical help style laundry stream
DSP says to his audience “you gotta be adaptable.” He’d better hope they don’t listen, because adaptation would be to stop giving money to a streamer if they constantly disappoint you.
Remember Phil is 42 years old and still does not know how to use a washing machine. so him telling the dents you have to learn is so laughable. Much respect to you Atlus
3:09 listen to how the snake phrases it, he's so calculated ONLY when it comes to manipulating tips out of his fans.
"We have 2 of these headsets now.. we bought a splitter wire, we bought extra headphones cables for it"
So he blames his wife... again.
Obviously as housemate she doesn't wants to life with him.
He rarely leaves his crib, and has no kids. How tf is their laundry overloaded?
Dood he works 120 hrs a day
He wears the same pajama pants every day. Unless Khet’s clothes are comparable to parachutes.
Pigs don't even wear clothes
Neglect , same way the office is full of boxes from the move , same reason the garage is full of trash up to the top
Imagine the smell
If all these things keep going wrong for your wife, and you see she is stressed, why can't he get up off his ass and help her out? Its not hard to realize that if your partner is struggling you need to help them.
Whos gonna pull hogans if hes helping morahn
Not gonna lie, the visual of Kat's turkey neck in the DSP neckphones would have been hilarious. Alas, a man can dream
Some of your colloquialisms are well beyond your years. Nice. Very nice.
I always felt bad for Kat since she couldn't possibly be happy living with Phil. I personally hope she doesn't come back because it's obvious she's being coerced into it and it's clear she feels uncomfortable and wants to leave. I act the same way when I am forced to be social, and I'm also autistic so I can understand how she felt. It was plainly on her face, but Phil is selfish and doesn't give a shit.
I know how you feel I have autism and ADHD
Like why don’t the two of them just talk about it, and if she doesn’t want to do it, call it off? Or maybe there’s anything at all he can do to make her less stressed around the house or with doing the stream? It just seems like she doesn’t want to do it, so why is phil teasing it and putting so much stock in it? Are people gonna donate a ton or is he just an asshole for no reason?
Imagine if she didnt cheat lol. What her life could've been. Well, if what dsp said isnt true about her ex.
@@watchmehope6560 I really feel sorry for her I hope RUclips will do the right thing
@@SomeOne-vf1rs both
I'm gonna say I like you appear in a poof. It's like DSP getting flashbanged in COD
Glad you like it. I was trying a little something different
SURPRISE SKELETON
Damn atlus we must be good students cause you been feedings us good lol
Crazy long story with tons of zany domestic situations, along with a crazy schedule that changes shifts weekly
Or occams razor
Kat hates coop and the dents and doesnt wanna hear phil complain/ destroy his streamer ego
"Looked back down at your phone and continued pullin huh" 🤣🤣🤣
notice how he's happy to call himself an idiot when it comes to the washing machine, this is because he considers it "womans work" so it doesn't affect his ego to say he's no good at it.
Sounds like he got yelled at and is trying to apologise for buying Kat a set of horse collar neckphones
Let's not sleep on "I'll look at the washer, you focus on dinner" meaning she sent her to cook then stopped dealing with the washer anyway so she had to figure it out herself.
double double work
I want you to look your partner in the face and tell them: I can't do any housework. I have games to play
14:20 "WE got it going again"
Yeah, big X to doubt that he helped in any way
YESSSS I’ve been waiting on this one !
I already said this on Doody’s video.. but I find it funny how Phil says “she stressed out I can tell” like yeah bro she lives with a child in a man’s body with a gambling addiction that is scared of the washing machine. That’s a stressful situation.
He essentially did the “babe I’m an empath and I can sense that you crying means you want me to play PlayStation” meme but for real
Also as a self employed style individual myself, what I used to do with my last girlfriend when we lived together was when she would go to work, I would set up my schedule so that I could have the apartment in a better condition than when she left for her shift because part of being an adult is thinking about how your decisions effect other people. It’s very easy to simply do the dishes, the laundry, etc. while your spouse is at work and it’s very easy to understand that it would be incredibly frustrating to work all day and come home to a disgusting home because your husband can’t get out of his lair to clean up after himself. An adult is supposed to pick up on that and do what they can to make their partner happy.
I have a feeling that his Mo-wife has a lot of one sided conversations with Phil. A lot of "oh yeah?...Mhmm"ing. What she didn't realize was that Phil is just filling in the blanks of their conversations with whatever he wants to hear. So, when she found out she had inadvertently agreed to yet another public humiliation stream she started throwing out every excuse and the kitchen sink at him. I guarantee he's already pressuring her this week and it's going to result in yet another last minute schedule change, or an emotional breakdown.
The magnanimous king of the snort fort graciously offers to assist his roommate peasant with her trivial tasks, but alas... these delicate, world-class gamer fingers are not suited to operate a contraption designed for horse hooves.
His entire fucking life has "gone awry"
What DSP is doing to Kat sounds like a textbook example of “The Second Shift”
It comes from Sociologist Arlie Hochschild in her book of the same name. Wikipedia describes the concept as such:
“Coined after Arlie Hochschild's 1989 book, the term "second shift" describes the labor performed at home in addition to the paid work performed in the formal sector.
…
Similar to earlier research that is cited in the book, The Second Shift found that women still take care of most of the household and child care responsibilities despite their entrance into the labor force. The "second shift" affected the couples, as they reported feelings of guilt and inadequacy, marital tension, and a lack of sexual interest and sleep. On the other hand, Hochschild shared the stories of a few men who equally shared the burden of domestic work and childcare with their wives, showing that while this scenario is uncommon, it is a reality for some couples.”
Kat has a real job, she does most chores and now he’s using her to prop up his slumping streams. Kinda cringe.
Atlus is the opposite example, a man that pulls his weight at home. Big ups
Absolute nonsense and even more so applied to khet, lol.
@@aliveandwellinisrael7944I don’t think this situation is as prominent now a days as we’ve come a long way, women typically have as big of careers as men, and labor in the house has changed. But that’s not to say it doesn’t happen anymore (case in point DSP)
What part of this is nonsense? This is a clearly observed thing. Is it too complicated or what?
Your outro live read was on point in this one. Borderline bars.
Thank you. I try 🙏
Bugged washing machine mechanics
The new 'poof' animation is nice, very cleanly done
Appreciate that. Glad you like it
Oh, come on. He's 42 years old.. And, he "screws up" doing the laundry? I was literally doing my own laundry at like 8 years old. Then, again... I don't know, as to, why I am surprised about this because he had his MOMMY brush his hair for HIM until he was SEVENTEEN!!!!!!!!
Phil even messes up throwing out the trash and just collects it in the garage.
That's the problem. They are mixing towels and clothes. Towels get so heavy in the wash. They need to put less in the washer and do a few more loads.
Phil's day off sounds the life of a 70 year old man after retirement.
The washer he's describing sounds similar to the one my wife and I have, and it's one of the most idiot proof washers ever. Dude got skills
In Washington dey say:
"Autistic wife, autistic life!"
That Khet is one lucky lady 😂 just waiting on her panic attack ark. “BYE”
he doesn't know how to use a washer? a child can figure that out
That is a guy who probably overloads it.
Washing machines don't like being overloaded hence the recommended limit.
It’s literally one button lol
I’ve started watching these to give me motivation and some validation. I am often lazy and there’s a lot that I ought to have done with my time but I’ve been working on myself, I very likely have a job soon, I fly out to visit friends next week, I’m losing weight, trying to get my license. Doing things that somebody like phil would never do unless it was handed to him. I also watch him to remind myself how shitty life is not doing any work, not getting out there, not living at all.
Dsp can be great motivation if you let it
What does she do that makes her so tired? She baling hay on the back forty? Pulling the ice wagon? And, even my teenage son knows how to do laundry. He's not a big fan of doing it, but he can with no help at all.
hiding in the stable from the pig
Probably just normal movement
Not only dsp has failed as a content creator he has failed of being a husband as well
Too stressed from laundry to pray video game u_u💧
In short, he wants his fans to expect to be disappointed all the time. Truly a business degree move
4:22 I press X to doubt on this statement. A workplace can't just change a schedule on the fly without letting the affected employee know it. And I worked in retail, and I currently work. Once I know my schedule, I don't just randomly decide to check it. So I'm calling bull on this.
yeah, either Khet is not a very good employee and doesn’t check her schedule often, or DSP is so self-absorbed that he doesn’t know her work schedule
Anyone else secretly hoping that Kat randomly walks in on a stream one day and just says "I'm leaving you", then just walks out?
I bet their house is a 💩hole
9:52 so they door dash lunch but not dinner, especially on the day they decide to do co-op? The anniversary was lazily celebrated and Kat had to go back to slaving away while dsp sat around and pulled hogans
"Let's just address the elephant in the room." Please, Phil, we don't need more time of you talking about yourself
The manager must be a detractor he’s stopping the coop stream from happening
This is where the fun begins.
Bro.. when your wife is scared or rushing to finish dinner "on time" you have got to be a domineering pos.. why else would she be "stressed and rushing" if she wasnt scared she was about to get verbally abused...
Any normal relationship would have gone
Man: oh dinners not done yet?
Wife: no the stupid washing machine didnt want to work so its gonna be a few minutes
Husband: alright sweetheart want any help?
Kat is scared of phill , not physically but she knows hell go on hour long tirades if everything isnt perfect
If Kat doen't eat every 3 hours she is scared to starve.
It's my experience that clumped towels will through off the balance of a load.. you need to stretch them out and lay them flat against the bottom of the washer making sure to space them out. typically you want to wash towels by themselves so the load isn't thrown off by pjs or other bits of clothing that could clump up and get heavier with watet
I think that they had a fight (because he's useless) and now he's doing damage control, while still trying to guilt her.
Two of those headsets - yes Phil thats going to be brilliant, hearing audio from your own toilet seat and your partners toilet seat who's sitting next to you.
Khet being as fun as a wet towel is a massive understatement...
This man is absolutely the worst, doesn’t know how to use a washing machine as a 42 year old “man”, threw his mom I mean wife under the bus for cancelling the stream. Also he can’t seem to take the hint that Khet wants nothing to do with him, his stream or the dents.
I'm really happy that you covered Pigga's atrocious time management skills because this is something I've studied with him compared to my own life. Even though my time management could use improvement (which I'm working on), I'm far more efficient with my time than he is because I do what I can to do chores throughout the week so that my weekend is more freed up, and mind you that I have a far, far more taxing job than DSP.
As long as you attempt to be better thats all that matters
He could have helped khet with laundry and if she was too stressed out about cooking took her out for some eyetalian or whatever well thats what Id think a normal human style husband would do
He even laughs while his own horse is in a struggle and having a to fix his own screwups, Divorce coin is slowly going up.
The Guy even got a second neck toilet for his mo-wife. Kat is so ungrateful for his unwavering toxicity. He's an icon of memery!
Can't she understand that...
*snort*
I disagree on the whole “just blame me for not going out honey” thing. Usually all that does is cause her friends and or family to dislike you while she still get to be the good guy. I’ve been in that situation before.
Yoooo we got double toilet seats! Also, there’s no way Kat is gonna willingly sit in on another of those streams. She’s got Skyrim runs to play and Phil is constantly going to lean on her to keep the stream “entertaining”. Fuck alllll that.
I'm speechless at this point. He's just next levels of pathetic. Imagine if she left him.
"Play catch up" while he sleeps, plays video games and blows thousands on a mobile game.
“You can’t break down, cry, and fall apart if things don’t go according to plan”
You mean, like when your job changes your schedule or you don’t get chores done in time, so you shut down and cancel the stream?
Amazing how he can contradict himself within his own story.
42 years old and he could not clean his own clothes if Kat left him (soon i hope). Also on the topic of washing mashines you are 100% right im confident we will soon have the Washing machine repair arc or the we need a new washing machine arc and since my brother works with washing machines i asked him and he told me 99% of the time its an easy fix where you need to replace a spring at the suspension. The normal cost of replacing all 4 rods is max 100€ so i am curious how much phil gets charges if he has it repaired.
I'm really digging these intros of DSPig you started including.
Thanks for the feedback boss 🙏
@@AtlustheBookkeeper and didn't even a suggestion box to get feedback
Atlus me and you think so alike, in my household we share chore duties, she has her preferred tasks I have mine. Then when she’s tired and wants to cancel events I say blame me as I don’t care what people think of me.
Based
Say, Snortlax? You may feel big in that you are the boss of everything that you run, but (naturally) you are too dense to learn about the first rule of leadership! What is it, again? Oh, yeah:
*EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT!*
once again you have a fresh video when i get home from work, this has become a nice little parasocial ritual we have :D
Wait, who does a load of towels with other clothes? Am I the dented one? In my bachelor style life there's 3 categories of laundry; lights, darks, and towels. And I pretty sure even that is wrong.
no, you’re correct. It’s just that the Snortfort’s only residences are complete and utter dents.
Why is he incapable of announcing anything without insulting his audience???
Normal-style person: "Hey guys, I'm really sorry but something came up and I have to reschedule. Thanks to everyone for being understanding."
DSP: "I can't believe how immature you are for not understanding that in life things don't always go your way. So stop complaining about the rescheduling I have to do."
Finally became a member, I felt so left out, and a lame brained underwear stain in the comment sections.
You’re definitely one of the greats in this community- the 2nd coming of Mister Metokur.. minus the cancer.
RIP MISTER METOKUR, he’s not dead, but when he is, I want this comment to be a time capsule of quality condolences. 💐
Imagine taking a path through life that led you to marrying that thing in that shirt.
lol i love @4:00 the picture is paused in a way where it looks like DSP is smelling Atlus's finger. i hope phil smells the Sh!+ stench on that finger
Kinda wild to me that he actively acknowledges him making things worse for Kat in that moment, and then has the audacity to ask her "So what's wrong?" afterwards. Like him fucking up the washer wasn't ANY kind of contributing factor to why she's stressed out. He seriously never takes responsibility for anything.
I really believe that Kat does not want to be on stream. She never looks like she wants to be there and she doesnt look comfortable on stream either. DSP is probably manipulating her into coming on stream. One of the husbands of all time. Also ironic that DSP says people need to be adaptable when he rarely adapts to anything.
you know......he talks about his day off with kat like it's an episode of family matters
It amazes me that someone actually married this dude. Most women would run for the hills if the dude is an alcoholic gambling addict.
11:11 can you imagine the smell in that house? We know for a fact his garage is filled with DoorDash containers and used cat litter. We know the dishwasher is broken, so dishes probably rarely if ever get done. And sounds like his washing machine is failing.
Maybe Mike Clum was gonna expose that in the documentary, and Phil panicked.