Alien Behavior : Remember To Blink
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- Опубликовано: 1 июл 2024
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IT TIME BLINK.
bahahha
Oh no you didn't! lol!
Official winner of the internet right here.
Imagine being told to blink by your dents. He’s not human at all
There’s a reason people refer to him as an alien.
It all makes sense why people call him roach.
He's the alien roach from Men In Black!
I thought hydration checks were silly but blink checks is ridiculous.
The title is hilarious here.
Remember, go blink.
It time go. Snort
I guess games need to add a blink reminder.
@@gregofthelake hahaha
"Press to confirm eye lubrication"
Posture check.
YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME WHEN TO BLINK!!!
When am I blinkin?! You still haven't told me!
"You barely blink..." That sounds like something an alien in a human skin-suit would tell another alien in a human skin-suit warning him, or making him aware that he's blowing his cover. 😂
Positive constructive feedback. For dsp it means tell him what he wants to hear and tip.
You're not wrong
Exactly
He says he is transparent and wants feedback every week like this now 😂 doesnt want to hear anything except he is a pro gamer when he never was.. 😂
💯
Oh no, he doesnt stay late because he has fun, he stays late because he cant quit on a loss.
Must... get... another L... just 1 more...
As a future style individual I can attest that the "BLINK" session of SF6 did not save the business. In fact, he seemed even surlier than usual on account of no velcro wallets opening. Very appropriate topic for this year's UFO Day.
Yeah I was rendering the vid while watching the stream. It was worse than I could of imagined honestly. I knew it would be boring nontent, but I didn't expect it to make him even angrier
His brain is so deteriated that his basic motor functions are shutting down and he has to do them manually. Soon "he's" going to admit he has to breath manually too.
I love that meme.
"No one told me!"
I think it's insane that he's talking about "constructive criticism" and the one big example he brings up isn't even criticism; it's a suggestion.
He can’t handle real criticism. They’re just hate coming from detractors dood
No matter how nicely or neutral you word it, he'll still find a way to misinterpret it into something negative, while throwing a straw man that doesn't fit the comment
I hate it when he asks me what he means by that only to go on and explain the very obvious thing that he means by that.
More of Phil’s weird ticks. “Here’s what I mean by that.” “Now what do I mean by that?” “Are you ready for this?” “Now gaaaize…” “Right? Correct? Okay?” I can’t believe he doesn’t hear himself for someone who loves to hear himself. 😂
@@MaztRPwnI hate when he says “ very nice.”
"HOW WAS I SUPPOSSED TO KNOW THAT BLINKING WAS IMPORTANT NOBODY TOLD ME THAT EXPLICITLY, IN THOSE SPECIFIC WORDS, IN A TONE THAT I PERSONALLY FIND PLEASING. THE CONCEPT OF SEEING IS JUST A DAMN DIRTY DETRACTOR FUCK YOUUUUUUU
now guys, if you appreciate the fact that i'm converting oxygen into carbon dioxide then please send me the deed to your mine Out West and a hoagie."
His mother stills helps him with bills.. like the stolen wheel a few months ago.. he instantly called his mom for help he said. Just like his famous 10 year plan call where he got money from linda
"When am I blinking?! You still haven't told me!"
@@TheWolverineDoll "You want me to run my own fuckin' nervous system for me?!"
Big shout out to whichever larper told him he can destrain his eyes by looking into the corners. ALT will be thrilled
I was howling with laughter when I seen that. Actual corner demon gazing
No fucking way that happened
The only "positive feedback" he accepts are these fake ones he writes himself under a sock account. It's extremely cringe and narcissistic.
Yeah it's so obvious when he writes them. They're chock full of DSPisms such as "Allow me to explain" and other dumb phrases he parrots non stop.
@@PuddspankerFunny how he'll accept criticism from anonymous viewers "behind the scenes" switch no content of what they said exactly , but will reject everyone on stream
Khet just can't compete for Phil's love for his own legacy and lets plays.
I love, " I can play back to back street fighter for AN HOUR! ... Its true!" Lmao whoooaaaaa dood, for a whole HOUR?!?!?!
Oh, boy. I can't wait for another whole hour of pure, unadulterated slop.
My brother under Heimdalls watch, ive played World of Warcraft off and on since It Came Out
"i HaVE tO TaKe a bReAk aFtEr PlayIng a Full HOUR"
an Hour
we used to sit an Hour in chat just to find a healer for our group
In-dent-ured servants 😭
It's incredibly boomer to have multiple pcs running in your home, and be physically sitting right in front of 2, and you go to your phone to Google pointless crap.
if we consider panda's age, phil is Dr. Pigrespect
@@itta1intmyt_aSSSt9e and his Champ-peons club of mostly Argentinians.
@@JerryD9000 he's a two-time, two time divorced
Rapid-blinking DSP is going to haunt my nightmares
Phil is living proof that extraterrestrial life can have Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Dude takes a break every thirty minutes now. It’s hilarious, and you better believe he was begging during those breaks. He was at begcon 5
Never heard of someone who has to always be in manual mode for blinking. Most humans are able to have it done automatically. What’s next? Manual breathing?
DSP isn't human. He's an alien in a human skin suit.
That’s an insult to aliens. They’d be better at passing as humans if you just gave them 5 minutes to observe
@@GodaBoham Okay then he's a lizardman in a Phil Burnell skin suit
Its the skin suit that's the problem. I'm telling you it's either faulty or needs some maintenance.
Edgar from men in black.
Also when his heated he thinks ever one trying to calm him down is just attacking him.
As a doctor, I can say this whole eye thing makes no sense..absolutly no sense.
Filthy, dusty household?
This is The Guy we're talking about.
Nothing he says or does makes sense.
An example being taking loans just to finance trips to Fighting Game Tournaments, in hopes of becoming The Talk Of The Town, and not getting any close to it.
And reserve luxury suites at the most expensive hotels to host your Tournament after parties, just to come back to said suites alone.
Leading to going bankrupt, without running a business.
Make that make sense.
You don't need a Medical Degree to realize he is bullshitting through his Teeth. Real eyes, Realize, Real Lies.
This is the same normal human style being that had "adrenaline" from just having to clean his house after Leanna left
Did he really say that. If so I forgot that line
General Public: You should upgrade to a capture card so we can actually see and hear the game being played.
DSP: No fuck you it's my style ack ack ack!
Super Dent: I can't watch your videos with your comment section being so toxic! turn them off pwease!
DSP: It is done my child.
I get it Phil is from Zeti Reticuli, that is only answer for this weirdness.
@@astral1854 Phil abducted Barney and Betty Hill. He only brought them back cause Barney was too "Urban" and Betty didn't understand he had a wife.
@@JerryD9000 😆
Rumor has it when he moves, he leaves a trace.
And if you analyze it with a Trace Scanner, it lights up green.
Give us this day our daily Bookkeeper
The Mantra of the green hats.
We demand more sandwiches.
@@batboy555 Yes I STILL want my bread style sandwich from the Sandwichkeeper
19:32 Of course this comment is dented - it was written by Spider 12. The same dent that wrote this big comment about detractors and how they only do it for money.
I didnt even realize they were the same dent. It all makes more sense now.
I hate that The Guy doesn't highlight the suggestions.
If it wasn't for confirmation from other people, I would have believed he had dementia.
he should remember to blink 182 times
This dude really needs to get out and have some real struggles. When you need to take time out to remember to blink, drink, and think on how not to be a jerk to your audience because video games get you too heated, you have officially joined the upper crust of first world problems.
Praying that breathing becomes a conscious activity for The Guy next.
@@Vaporwarez it's a part of his abuse cycle I think. His support is drying up, and now he is asking his viewers to correct his behavior to help themselves. Man child stuff.
And later when he eventually messes up again he can blame the audience for not fixing him and reminding him to do basic human stuff. Like a boyfriend teaching his girl how to duck his punches....for her benefit of course.
well said!
Hydrate in the mouth is the most pause-worthy thing DSP has said in quite some time, That's a Don Demarco right there
It's crazy he's 42 and needs more supervision that a toddler
17:55 "You guys would know that! I literally wouldn't!"
Why the fuck not, Phil? It's YOUR body!
Unless...
He lives among us.
2016/17-2022? What? You're going to tell me between 2020-2022 there was no comments on his videos? I'm going to hit x to gout there DSP.
he deletes 90 comments a day, easily
@@dertythegrower Wouldn't doubt it
I hate how he makes it sound like an actual job just goes to show you he hates games no matter if he's getting money or not
I can't wait for the inevitable day his mask slips off, and he starts sperging about how much he hates gaming.
Hes saying that already@@The_Devils_reject
@Dr_LIGMA it's gonna happen. doesn't play without getting money out that tells you he hates it
I spontaneously combust and die when playing games for like 3 hours. Thats just science
blinking and taking a break every 15 minutes will save the business
Watching this guy is like going into a sandwich store….expecting high quality cuts of delicious gabagool and all they have is bologna.
this guy makes playing games for an hour sound like a gruelling challenge. I fully believe he needs a rest stop at the top of his stairs now.
Soon he'll be blue in the face cause he forgets to breathe.
It's honestly really silly that he made a big deal about his eyes burning and not being able to see because tips weren't coming in. Then proceeded to run this charade to the point of buying a bottle of eye drops. If he really is having eye irritation, it's definitely got something to do with his living space being covered in dust and not from not blinking. I've seen other speculate it's a blood pressure issue. It could be any number of underlying medical conditions. Maybe the gout farts that have been slipping passed the noise gate and gave the guy pink eye.
Nobody said to him 'if I accidentally happen to look down I see nasty comments, plz turn them off". His ego was bruised.
DSP rants mirror Michael Scott
"Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."
"I'm not like other girls" DPS probably
Says he didn't take street fighter 4 seriously. One of the most famous pieces of DSP tournament footage is him at a Street Fighter 4 tournament screaming at the top of his lungs "wHeRe aM I pLaYIng, YoU sTiLL HaVen't TOLD ME!?"
12:15 all he talks about is the past “I made so much back then, I had sponsors, me losing my helicopter job started my YT career.” The TIHYDP only highlighted people calling him a dumbass, I liked the good idea bad idea ones, kept it short and showed dsp didn’t care about doing something right, mash buttons and tank everything
Needing his dents to tell him when to calm down was one thing but now needing blink reminders? Next is breathing, nex hes gonna need help reading so he's gonna need the chat to summarize what is on screen huh????
Ya know it’s funny. Here in South Carolina there’s a town called Dentsville and stuff there is named like Dent Middle School and Dent High School etc. Guess we found out where they learn and induce the ways of pignosis. 😂
resting eyes helps eyes feel good, thank you dent for teaching phil this in his 40s
Atlus I need you to remind me to breath okay? What I mean by that is…
Big ups to our sandwich style detractor with his robust style commentary and spicy style rants on this human style skinwalker.
Big ups to you, sir, for the 2 🙏
Blink and beg segments will save the business.
This is just my theory but I think after all of the years of abusing gin his brain has been permanently damaged to the point where he has to be reminded to blink.
Steve of the Dead would have a field day with this one.
IF(Playing SF6, forego blinking, blink like a human)
The lengths he will go to defend his fragile ego, no amount of blinking is going to save your win/loss ratio.
If I didn't know any better, I'd say this was detractor content
Bugged eye lubricant mechanics.
My favorite Skeleton wizard man
He really forces people to pay him and engage with him. Anyone legitimately under this spell: i feel bad for you and pray for your release from the pignosis.
WHEN AM I BLINKING YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME!
DSP can't improve himself, he needs an external force to tell him he's wrong about anything and force him to change or he'll never do anything on his own impulse (he probably just thinks he's perfect and has to be dragged into the truth kicking and screaming)
when phil talked about the comments on his videos why do i feel like i was taken back in time when he brought this up before and he's bringing it up again for absolutely no reason phil's an actual npc for how much he repeats dialogue
He rarely has anything new to say. It really is like panning for gold dust when watching the guy 🙏
I smell a debunk stream 2: electric boogaloo 🫠
He still moderates his comments, 100%. That’s why he has to “approve” them all.
I've played games for 10 hours straight with literally none of these issues
Obviously, the skin suit tear delivery system has failed, doods!
Thanks for the videos gives me something to watch on my lunch break
Glad I could do that for you 🙏
Watching DSP self Sabotage his own growth is like a captain punching holes in his hull and wondering why the ship is sinking.
Another L in the records, being recorded by a goated bookkeeper and the other detractors
honestly, the only time I never blink is if I'm ripped off my ass because I'm tryna stay focused- maybe the manpigroach is so ginsoaked he's gotta strain his eyes to play the game lmao
27:16
_"I need to have people calm me down..."_
You'd think that's, at the bare minimum, a wife's work.
You'd think.
It's gonna be interesting to see if Soulsmaid stays when the dents, and with it the money, are gone.
Because that relationship is totally not being held together by love, in the slightest.
Also, on the comment of "an alien in a human style skin suit", the guy is literally the alien roach from the 1st Men In Black.
The mystery has finally been solved.
Providing a product is not the same thing as providing a service. Any idiot with half a business degree could tell you that. The “eye burning” is him hinting he wants $50 to wear the glasses. He’s not even being subtle about it. There’s nothing wrong with him.
Phil's streams, at this point, mind as well be called 'RUclips plays Manual Samuel IRL'
I refuse to believe those bottles of gin haven't destroyed his nervous system beyond recovery.
I personally don't believe it's case of dry eyes, and more so a case of sweat/facial grease getting into his eyes.
"I can play a game without a break for an hour." Me almost in my 30s still able to do what I could when I was 15... That being playing a game for 14 hours straight without a break. Playing a video game isn't fucking hard, it's one of the least stress things you can do. God forbid you need to take a break every hour, work places must hate you.
DSP makes Mr Steve Human look more human than him
And if you get that reference you are a very spiffing Yorkshire tea gold enjoyer
13:56 which knowing you Phil is more like 20 minutes at least
Blinking wills ave the business
What's the point of blue light filtering glasses if he doesn't use them when he needs to?
15:25 you should see a doctor about that Phil
what a goofball 🤣
6:32 dig and wipe
i will sometimes play The Vidya for extended periods of time, including some "high-stress, high-movment-style" games that keep my eyes locked onto the screen.
and i will, in all autistic honestly, on RARE occasions forget to blink. that being said, I KNOW WHEN THAT HAPPENS BECAUSE MY HUMAN-STYLE EYES CREATE TEARS-
omg that's it. he's just so full of gin and doordashed sodium that his body just can't produce tears anymore. get this dude into a lab, the scientific discoveries will be astounding.
Every time DSP complains about the "complications" that he gets from playing games only shows just how bad his health is! He literally complains about sitting and playing for couple of hours and lists all the things that start hurting him.
Just a comparison: I'm few years younger than DSP but I just spent 8+ hours with my friend playing the new Borderlands. And I wasn't thinking about my posture and I was instead on a sofa like a bag of potatoes. Plus I didn't drink anything besides a cup of tea and a glass of water and I didn't stretch constantly. And I'm also allergic to dogs and my friend allows his dog and cat on the sofa so of course I was getting itchy on my eyes! But I still played with my friend for that 8+ hours and I didn't need a day off to recover from that!
So DSP must be just few years from needing a mobility scooter...
He is pigsplaining feedback in the first minute of the video. Absolutely amazing. And if he actually cared about feedback, he'd also take in the stuff that he doesn't want to hear. The oppositional defiance disorder would come second and the logic in the feedback first. But not for people like Phil who have huge egos that control their lives.
You're right that DSP space Gaming is looking for any excuse to not play games, or someone to validate that there are forces outside his control that are making him underperform. Anyone who tells him to put in more hours, to stop making excuses and learn matchups, we don't want that here. We want more bathroom breaks, more eyedrop segments, and more stories about back in the day.
I think Reduced Input Delay was the shortest season by far. We had maybe a week or two of DSP telling everyone that he finally fixed the issue, that SF6 netcode is actually good before he went right back to complaining about dropped inputs and playing underwater. I think the writers realized this was too much character progression and walked it back.
Let’s be real, a fan never asked Phil to turn off comments on his videos. DSP turned them off so he wouldn’t have to see the criticism of his lackluster content.
So now he needs to be told to blink. I know I've had times when I needed to take a break cause my eyes got blood shot, but it's never really effected my vision. Blurry vision means he's either getting watery eyes, or..... idk.... he's getting close to a stroke, I'm not a doctor but that seems like an early symptom of a stroke. Or maybe..... he just needs his fucking glasses. Glad that a dent gave him an excuse to do even less work and talk to his chat like a mini Q/A. he loves that idea.
42 years old and needs to be reminded to blink and control his anger..... wow.
I think the guy might be melting from the inside out 😂
When Chrome first released in 2009 one of the very first plugins for it was a RUclips comment hider that would prevent comments from loading on the entire site. The idea that the dents needed him to disable his comments is absurd.
The dent "OMG" had him looking in corners of the room to fix his vision haha
So many corner demon segments
I don't think it's "soft" to consider old videos and the comments therein a time capsule. There's a kind of discovery in seeing how thoughts/observations on a piece of content have changed over the years. On how you can have a surge of comments initially, a lull, then another surge years later. There's a fascination in a video where someone or something connected to it had a big piece of news, of any flavor, connected, and then how the tenor of the comments changes in response.
Also, good to see you keep your crow friend fed.
Maybe I’m revealing my dent, but whatever. When I was a small child and got my first game boy, my Mom would have to remind me to breathe. Glad I grew out of that
Thats really funny actually
Pig ups to the dents and LARPers in chat who told this 42-year-old infant that he can improve his vision by blinking more, using eye-drops and staring at the corners of his room instead of just wearing his prescription glasses like a normal human. 🤣
You're missing it. He said i "literally" wouldn't know if im blinking. Which means his brain clearly isn't attached to his spin and nervous system, so how could he possibly monitor his eyes!
He’s not an alien, he’s a goblin.
His “heat a moment” argument means he can hit Jasper or Kat and he will justify his abuse because he is an emotional child
I had to stay awake after a 12 hour night shift, so i did it by playing my PS5 for 14 straight hours, if playing a game for two hours feels like hard work you have a bigger problem than dry eyes