DSP Explodes Insulting & Hitting the Stick Like a Lunatic Not Being Able to Rank up a Single Tier

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @MsGhoulz
    @MsGhoulz 10 месяцев назад +354

    Amazing how grown men will reward a 42 year old for acting like a spoiled child.

    • @Painmore
      @Painmore 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yes. Men suck in 2024. Most of men are simps. Really sad

    • @erco9167
      @erco9167 10 месяцев назад +31

      You’re just describing the entertainment industry

    • @Lol-qf4rt
      @Lol-qf4rt 10 месяцев назад +7

      Yeah I mean how many videos does this dude have boosting his popularity? Like 40 troll channels all making him known. Lmao 😂

    • @Painmore
      @Painmore 10 месяцев назад +30

      @@Lol-qf4rt these troll channels are keeping him alive

    • @Jmunkholm
      @Jmunkholm 10 месяцев назад +19

      Isnt it the same 4-5 wheelchairs who donate to him? Jaxx and OIC shows up all the time at least

  • @JohnDoe-fg4xe
    @JohnDoe-fg4xe 10 месяцев назад +364

    The only time DSP is remotely entertaining is when he's raging and making multiple on the spot excuses of his own inabilities and incompetence. Bash that fight stick harder as you try to cope DSP

    • @Ihavethetouch
      @Ihavethetouch 10 месяцев назад +23

      It's the only time he's putting any effort into his content

    • @Fulcrumlost
      @Fulcrumlost 10 месяцев назад +13

      Money high Phil can be good because every now and then he slips up and says some fucked up shit

    • @professorpenne9962
      @professorpenne9962 10 месяцев назад +9

      dude constantly slaps the buttons to emphasize every word like a karen claps their hands. watch him beg for a new setup later on.

    • @-suphur
      @-suphur 10 месяцев назад +28

      It gets old fast, I find it hard to take for long. These clips shows are longer than I can manage a lot of times.
      He's like a twelve year old, spoiled child. I don't think that he ever grew out of his "only child syndrome".

    • @professorpenne9962
      @professorpenne9962 10 месяцев назад +11

      @@-suphur makes sense since he held onto resentment for not getting a toy from his parents into adulthood, something is really wrong with him

  • @IamTony666
    @IamTony666 10 месяцев назад +281

    Reminder: If you don't rematch DSP you're a b**ch but if he doesn't rematch you he's completely justified.

    • @canarak1
      @canarak1 10 месяцев назад +56

      now you are getting it dood

    • @Carlisle-mn3fv
      @Carlisle-mn3fv 10 месяцев назад +37

      The circle of life doodt

    • @2FRESH-4U
      @2FRESH-4U 10 месяцев назад +15

      He did everything correct

    • @Jorvalt
      @Jorvalt 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@2FRESH-4U He did nothing wrong, he did everything correct. By the way, Kat agrees.

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 10 месяцев назад +2

      After all, whenever he loses its lack of character knowledge and button spam, that's all. Not skill. Definitely not skill. 😂

  • @Dca1998
    @Dca1998 10 месяцев назад +225

    So has Phil just completely forgotten about his New Years resolution of not being toxic towards other players in fighting games.

    • @airiakizuki5592
      @airiakizuki5592 10 месяцев назад +63

      he broke that resolution long ago, he no longer needs to remember it

    • @dusk9427
      @dusk9427 10 месяцев назад +32

      Lol Phil will say "what huh? No you're wrong I never said that now *snort* pignosis etc.

    • @mrthaimaster
      @mrthaimaster 10 месяцев назад +34

      Broke that 10 seconds after playing sf6 at the start of 2024

    • @dusk9427
      @dusk9427 10 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@mrthaimasterhe did like it's not hard to not be a total and complete d bag but Phil just can't accept he sucks at Tekken lol

    • @Alxmir23
      @Alxmir23 10 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@mrthaimaster according to him it wasn insulted the player but being honest about the players skill. No joke

  • @Roczen24
    @Roczen24 10 месяцев назад +273

    he needs to be deported

  • @jamesbowden8917
    @jamesbowden8917 10 месяцев назад +57

    Imagine if Phil just "spammed and hit buttons" all the time, he'd be unstoppable

  • @Throbingkcoc
    @Throbingkcoc 10 месяцев назад +69

    Only Phil could make $400 sitting on his ass and still be miserable.

  • @majorkong2828
    @majorkong2828 10 месяцев назад +174

    He really got whaled out.. The pathetic begging worked

    • @DrunkDoglol
      @DrunkDoglol 10 месяцев назад +93

      Disability checks came in.

    • @DrMonty-yr1kc
      @DrMonty-yr1kc 10 месяцев назад +60

      @@DrunkDoglolthey came down from the rafters

    • @lawlessx9
      @lawlessx9 10 месяцев назад +68

      It's the first of the month. Those disability checks came in

    • @professorpenne9962
      @professorpenne9962 10 месяцев назад

      it's legit depressing asf that he gets money from people who could really use it, because of disabilities and him guilt tripping them, they feel obligated to spend money on him. dude is scum.

    • @spicylatinkarl86
      @spicylatinkarl86 10 месяцев назад +18

      OIC and jax heard his whining, came running lol shocker😂😂

  • @youtubecrack
    @youtubecrack 10 месяцев назад +107

    He could slow down ,block more, learn more than basic combo strings But DSP never does nothing wrong.

    • @omegaweapon116
      @omegaweapon116 10 месяцев назад +5

      He just dropped some knowledge on us apparently. Twin Pistons is the best move in the game lol

    • @Redribbo
      @Redribbo 10 месяцев назад +1

      he does everything correct

  • @Derek258Crusco
    @Derek258Crusco 10 месяцев назад +99

    Could you imagine Kat being down stairs and her listening to her husband behave this way

    • @confusedbadger6275
      @confusedbadger6275 10 месяцев назад

      She couldn't care less. She's sat on her ass, controller in one hand and a wine glass in the other. Headphones on and a plateful of food on the sofa
      Happy as a 🐖 in 💩

    • @LostOneOmega
      @LostOneOmega 10 месяцев назад +23

      Probably why she's always down there LITERALLY crying

    • @90Cmart
      @90Cmart 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@LostOneOmegashe really is 😭😭

    • @woobiehastelly
      @woobiehastelly 10 месяцев назад

      She supports this horse shit.

    • @oldmanlexington276
      @oldmanlexington276 10 месяцев назад +2

      No I cannot imagine it. 🤦‍♂️ this is….i actually have no words for this behavior. His brain must be broken

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 10 месяцев назад +79

    "It's just pressing buttons!"
    Yeah it's like it's a video game Phil

    • @tlingitsoldier
      @tlingitsoldier 10 месяцев назад +19

      He always seems to think that he shouldn't be hit because he's "not doing anything!"

    • @Frostbite12211983
      @Frostbite12211983 3 месяца назад

      That's not what people mean when they say that. When they say that, they're referring to recklessness or nuttiness. That's not the people in the video are doing, but that's what it means.

  • @restlesssheep2453
    @restlesssheep2453 10 месяцев назад +85

    Self proclaimed 42 year old legacy content curator and "one of the best gamers in US" when someone also presses buttons-

    • @josh.palaci3276
      @josh.palaci3276 10 месяцев назад +4

      *laughs in gout* ACK ACK ACK ACK

    • @alexmartin3143
      @alexmartin3143 10 месяцев назад +3

      Number one lolcow streamer…

  • @Ihavethetouch
    @Ihavethetouch 10 месяцев назад +75

    If King is that good with unblockable moves, why did Phil keep getting humbled by beginners

  • @zeedude8026
    @zeedude8026 10 месяцев назад +38

    His unhinged behavior has gotten so insane it’s no longer funny, it’s just straight up REALLY disturbing.

  • @biscuitbuncream
    @biscuitbuncream 10 месяцев назад +25

    "I play smart"
    Such a headstrong statement that couldn't be further from reality.

  • @Lime30373
    @Lime30373 10 месяцев назад +22

    That Azucena win pose where she giggles is so fitting next to DSP throwing a tantrum. 19:19

  • @grand1994
    @grand1994 10 месяцев назад +37

    "It just happens to counter-hit every input" Yes, indeed.

  • @SirGriefALot
    @SirGriefALot 10 месяцев назад +39

    Disability checks are in!
    Time to whale out and pay DSP to wear a hat.

    • @Redribbo
      @Redribbo 10 месяцев назад

      then he gets mad and tosses away the hate and sayd thanks for the money loser!

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 10 месяцев назад +1

      All the while being told how ungrateful they are for not supporting him enough. Even when they do. 🤣

    • @lugabo5756
      @lugabo5756 7 месяцев назад

      a hat that he either will refuse to wear or take off 5 minutes later, totally not a scammer btw

  • @andyisaggresive
    @andyisaggresive 10 месяцев назад +75

    What Phil can’t understand about his stupid context argument against da trollz is that there is no context where this behavior is not lolcow worthy - young adults don’t act this way, let alone 41-year old men who have initiated enough mistakes for a lifetime worth of lessons.

    • @LaowaiinFuzou
      @LaowaiinFuzou 10 месяцев назад +8

      Even if it’s out of content the amount of stuff that people can find on this guy is insane. He doesn’t seem to be able to control himself and not be a lolcow. He’s set himself up too much as a fighting game guy that he can’t accept when he just isn’t great. Sf6 he was good at (not at a competitive level)and if he didn’t care as much then people wouldn’t have clipped it

    • @jontaehall2740
      @jontaehall2740 10 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@LaowaiinFuzouHe doesn't realize that the reason people make fun of his gameplay in general is because he tries and act like he's good at games. There's nothing wrong with being bad at games, but when you trash talk and act like you're better than other players, people will roast you.
      He's mediocre at fighting games at best and should just accept it. His ego is why TIHYDP blew up in the first place

    • @mattroxursoul
      @mattroxursoul 10 месяцев назад +2

      Young children act this way, until you make them stop playing and talk to them. When a 7 year old does it, it is understandable.

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 10 месяцев назад +2

      @mattroxursoul - plus the 7 year old can learn from the experience. Something I'm yet to see Phil do and I've only been watching a couple weeks. 😂

  • @grand1994
    @grand1994 10 месяцев назад +87

    "Trying to play this at a high level." Don't give yourself that much credit bruh

    • @thesamon123
      @thesamon123 10 месяцев назад +4

      He JUST got into the tutorial ranks, lmao

    • @jayremie5705
      @jayremie5705 10 месяцев назад

      For real what the hell is he talking about

    • @shadowofthenorthstar989
      @shadowofthenorthstar989 10 месяцев назад +8

      Dude in red ranks talking about high lvl gameplay lmao

    • @simplelife88393
      @simplelife88393 10 месяцев назад +5

      Playing at high level is spamming the same two moves with Yoshi and then occasionally doing a throw that takes 20%

    • @kbthegoat824
      @kbthegoat824 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@shadowofthenorthstar989 red ranks used to be good players in past tekkens so he thinks reaching that rank in this tekken makes him good, he's nowhere near a high level tekken player.

  • @Kevan_VG
    @Kevan_VG 10 месяцев назад +40

    "Guys what do I do I'm struggling against mashers?"
    "Don't ever tell me to use flash!"

    • @thesamon123
      @thesamon123 10 месяцев назад +7

      Don't ask him for shit(flash)

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 10 месяцев назад +2

      Also you never give him any money, but please give him money as he needs it. He really, really does.

  • @KiwiHavok777
    @KiwiHavok777 10 месяцев назад +88

    Not even money makes him happy.

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss 10 месяцев назад +9

      It is shocking that money buff is not enough to make him not rage and snort in rage. Maybe because of that shitty FF premiere.

    • @StardustCrusader18
      @StardustCrusader18 10 месяцев назад +18

      It's because he hates video games.
      He would rather talk all day.

    • @jontaehall2740
      @jontaehall2740 10 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@Abedeuss Because one thing as strong as a money buff is his ego. He has a lot of pride in his pathetic ass skills in fighting games.
      There were multiple times in SF6 where he would stay overtime just to try and end on a win because his ego couldn't handle ending the stream on an L

    • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
      @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 10 месяцев назад +1

      Because he could always use *more* money, dood.

    • @DoritosBurger
      @DoritosBurger 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@StardustCrusader18 it’s not necessarily that he hates the games themselves, he just sucks really bad at them and his ego won’t allow him to take the time to learn the game mechanics.

  • @Scarecrow2596
    @Scarecrow2596 10 месяцев назад +65

    "I hate this bullshit, losing because the lack of character knowledge!"
    Yeah, not being good at something you don't learn or practice is total nonsense Phillip.

    • @Redribbo
      @Redribbo 10 месяцев назад +4

      losing to character knowledge is fair if you are quick matching or below 8k mmr. but phil is up there in the reds, what a loser.

    • @master_frown
      @master_frown 10 месяцев назад +5

      This complaint always confuses me. Why is his own lack of knowledge about the game…..the game’s fault? Or his opponents’ fault? It makes my brain hurt.

  • @davisgrendel9448
    @davisgrendel9448 10 месяцев назад +41

    Baby Burnell throws another temper tantrum playing a video game.

  • @Timmmmmma
    @Timmmmmma 10 месяцев назад +109

    A minute in and "Is that low?" I'm pretty sure he plays King or does he immediately forget the moves just so he can say he lacks character knowledge.

    • @addiemarieruhome
      @addiemarieruhome 10 месяцев назад +22

      Nu uh dood he tried block low and it wouldn’t let him dood

    • @S0M3GUY778
      @S0M3GUY778 10 месяцев назад +14

      Well it's one of King's best lows, which naturally Phil doesn't use. Out of his entire movelist Phil uses three moves, F+4, Alley Kicks and 2+4

    • @dimebagz-yo4jj
      @dimebagz-yo4jj 10 месяцев назад +4

      He even calls out the exact input ff neutral 2 and still constantly forgets its a low 🤣 Happens almost every time he goes against a king in T8

    • @professorpenne9962
      @professorpenne9962 10 месяцев назад +3

      all he knows is playing bejeweled and watching garbage animations playn on a cellphone game

    • @pvblivscornelivsscipio
      @pvblivscornelivsscipio 10 месяцев назад +6

      Phail complains about lack of character khnawledge when playing in a mirror match. He is beyond parody.

  • @SupremeCommanderBaiser
    @SupremeCommanderBaiser 10 месяцев назад +38

    "I just stood there doing nothing, yet he hit me anyway"
    DSP, pro gamer

    • @Angrymonkey2489
      @Angrymonkey2489 10 месяцев назад +3

      Funny that the game auto-blocks for you while you literally press no buttons. LOL
      Edit: He can't block low. Just duck, DSP!

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 10 месяцев назад +6

      Last time I checked if I get clapped for not doing anything, that's a me issue. But not Phil. Oh no! 😂

  • @ickyfist
    @ickyfist 10 месяцев назад +11

    I love when he complains that he can't punish or react to anything yet we can hear him mashing like a second after the frame in which he had to do it. Like that Jun grabbing him and he cries that he can't break the throw when he only just started trying to tech it when the throw was almost over.

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 10 месяцев назад

      Yep, but it COULDN'T be a skill issue could it? Surely NOT with Fil. He does it correct and doesn't make a mistake. 🤔

  • @TheSnortFortReport
    @TheSnortFortReport 10 месяцев назад +38

    All that hardcore begging finally got him some tips, guess the first of the month really helped out to.

    • @Ihavethetouch
      @Ihavethetouch 10 месяцев назад +4

      He needs those buy-in tips though

    • @lostintechnicolor
      @lostintechnicolor 10 месяцев назад +5

      It’s hilarious. I don’t need any more proof that that some of his biggest contributors give him chunks of their disability checks.

  • @biscuitapocalypse5883
    @biscuitapocalypse5883 10 месяцев назад +22

    If enjoying watching Phil being slapped senseless by a giant bear is wrong, I don't want to be right.

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 10 месяцев назад +4

      Let's be honest I don't care WHICH character claps him, I'm here for it. 😂

  • @CarsonCameronClark
    @CarsonCameronClark 10 месяцев назад +50

    PHIL YOUR DAYS ARE DONE!

  • @-suphur
    @-suphur 10 месяцев назад +22

    If he can't stop a move of an opponent, why wouldn't they continue to use it???

    • @omegaweapon116
      @omegaweapon116 10 месяцев назад +5

      That's the first rule of fighting games right there

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 10 месяцев назад +6

      There you go. Opponent sees weakness. Sees non-counter. Keeps doing it.

    • @-suphur
      @-suphur 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@omegaweapon116 That would be my thought, if you find a successful move, exploit it.
      But to Fill, that's online, button mashing pattern play.

  • @CamusSC
    @CamusSC 10 месяцев назад +40

    12:07 "trying to play this at a high level" 😂😂😂😂 he is not remotely close to high level, the game is pushing his low intellect so hard that he thinks it is 😂😂

    • @the0manslayer
      @the0manslayer 10 месяцев назад +7

      You can get far in the ranking system with nothing but flowcharts and time which tends to inflate a lot of the player base's ego. Exhibit A; DSP being in red with his entire gameplan revolving around 1,1 , d/f1+2,2 , and rainbow drop.

    • @gambitreign
      @gambitreign 10 месяцев назад

      Question what rank are both of you bc it would be wild if yall aren't even red rank or better yet purple.

    • @TheUlquiorraCifer
      @TheUlquiorraCifer 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@gambitreign What does that have to do with acknowledging DSP's Dunning Kreuger driven arrogant mindset? I don't even play fighting games, and I know how awful DSP is. You don't have to be pro player to realize that.

    • @CamusSC
      @CamusSC 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@gambitreignflame emperor, have little time to play

    • @gambitreign
      @gambitreign 10 месяцев назад

      @@CamusSC same. It's legal for you to talk shit then lol I just see so many people talking out their asses. If he's bad he's bad but alot of people have opinions that are better kept to themselves.

  • @sharteel85
    @sharteel85 10 месяцев назад +24

    "You didn't beat me", ladies and gentleman, we present you a 6 years old trapped in a body of a 42 years old

  • @pitchwife7573
    @pitchwife7573 10 месяцев назад +9

    as a yoshi main this is particularly painful

  • @OddShapedHead_Phil
    @OddShapedHead_Phil 10 месяцев назад +58

    Pigroach is insufferable

  • @otopico
    @otopico 10 месяцев назад +5

    Keep slamming those button DSP. Keep blaming your tools.

  • @Corrderio
    @Corrderio 10 месяцев назад +26

    Imagine paying 150+ bucks for this

    • @FatherofSerge
      @FatherofSerge 10 месяцев назад +2

      Imaging dents being good with their money.

    • @Snakee423
      @Snakee423 10 месяцев назад

      Imagine paying for this.

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 10 месяцев назад +1

      Imagine thinking you're good at a game like this when you're not. 🤣

  • @KissTheManiac
    @KissTheManiac 10 месяцев назад +12

    I love when Philburt uses the phrase "You didn't earn it." because he doesn't realize how free he is. His opponents don't have to earn anything and they can just take the W from him, that's what it's like to be free.

  • @LUX711
    @LUX711 10 месяцев назад +2

    8:21 nice obnoxious laugh throwback clip🤣😂people don’t realize how many insanely obnoxious clips of this guy there are out there

  • @S0M3GUY778
    @S0M3GUY778 10 месяцев назад +38

    That Jun near the end of the vid was Ki charging and making him eat the same string over and over lmao. She was shitting and disrespecting all over him. Also that last Kazuya was really good. Ducking Yoshi's B+2,2 into twin pistons is literally Kazuya punishing Phil for crutching on B+2,2. That twin piston "spam" is him punishing Phil's dogshit gameplay, and earned that win 10 times over lmao

  • @skykra1962
    @skykra1962 10 месяцев назад +4

    Is that Jun player using a Lisa Lisa skin? That's pretty badass

  • @SilentWeaponsIIl
    @SilentWeaponsIIl 10 месяцев назад +12

    That money buff wore out real quick

  • @seamonkey8435
    @seamonkey8435 10 месяцев назад +1

    15:05 “I’ll show you butt”. GOT EEEEEMM. Damn Phil really thinks he roasted that guy. Lmao!!! Then he stares at the chat with his tism look.

  • @RoBoLaW
    @RoBoLaW 10 месяцев назад +13

    The former fight game player is showing us all how it's done, lol

  • @TheBanimal
    @TheBanimal 9 месяцев назад +2

    Dude is the Alex Jones of scrubs, making up elaborate conspiracy theories on how he was blocking and totally not mashing when negative

  • @erco9167
    @erco9167 10 месяцев назад +7

    “I can’t believe my lack of knowledge is holding me back in a game!!!”

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 10 месяцев назад

      Phil and skill. Words that rhyme but don't belong in a complimentary sentence here

  • @Dragonmaw
    @Dragonmaw 10 месяцев назад +13

    People should remind Phil about his New Year's Resolution on every single one of these streams

    • @LostOneOmega
      @LostOneOmega 10 месяцев назад +2

      It would be a waste of a ban because he shuts down any semblance of common sense

  • @bplus2351
    @bplus2351 10 месяцев назад +16

    he lifts a bear?? where's the realism dood!!!

  • @InfestedJester
    @InfestedJester 10 месяцев назад +14

    "What is that move, how do you do it!?".... if only the game provided some kind of easily accessible move list 🤔

    • @Some1Something
      @Some1Something 10 месяцев назад +2

      Good suggestion! It would also be great if the game offered a replay mode where it shows how punish certain moves, and the ability to take control of your character at any moment to practice against "spam" or unfamiliar situations.
      But this can't be in tekken 8, obviously

  • @bigcatgold6005
    @bigcatgold6005 10 месяцев назад +6

    Every time they rage art and he says “blahck” you know he mashed

  • @YoutubeStyleChannel
    @YoutubeStyleChannel 10 месяцев назад +26

    Can't believe you turned '1 to 2 matches' where he rages into a 27 minute portfolio of hate.

    • @robbie.j7639
      @robbie.j7639 10 месяцев назад +4

      lol I am no Tekken expert but looked like more than 1 or 2 games shown here, the manchild rage was real

    • @Some1Something
      @Some1Something 10 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah. Must be the new OpenAI technology. Poor DSP

    • @unbearifiedbear1885
      @unbearifiedbear1885 10 месяцев назад +2

      Crazy.. he _literally_ did nothing wrong

  • @rcking90
    @rcking90 10 месяцев назад +2

    18:47 that sounded just like a pig 😂

  • @1Onsokumaru1
    @1Onsokumaru1 10 месяцев назад +2

    Funniest thing is him getting rocked by King, who he said is too slow of a character to be well and loses out to so many other charactrs.

  • @mattze9536
    @mattze9536 10 месяцев назад +4

    Glad the dent got their checks...

  • @canarak1
    @canarak1 10 месяцев назад +7

    Just waiting for the inevitable, PC players have an unfair advantage, donate me a PC while I buy some more Hogans on WWE Champions

  • @gokage617
    @gokage617 10 месяцев назад +13

    We all called it...1st month...pigroach gonna be making this type of money every stream for at least week when tye dents run out of the diablity checks

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 10 месяцев назад +2

      I don't know whether to laugh at them or pity them for their lack of money sense lol. They're like a dysfunctional symbiote. 😂

  • @decidiustv3212
    @decidiustv3212 10 месяцев назад +8

    I wonder how pissy he'd get if people typed "luck" when ever he wins a round 😂

    • @erhiueQWEF
      @erhiueQWEF 10 месяцев назад +2

      Every time he wins a match "You only won because the opponent lacked character knowledge and they were lagging."

    • @harrrieee
      @harrrieee 10 месяцев назад +1

      ⁠@@erhiueQWEFwouldn’t even be inaccurate when’s he playing one of the trickiest characters in the game

    • @vegeta2998
      @vegeta2998 10 месяцев назад +2

      You be banned right away for saying that @.@ not sure for how long but it would be funny though cause you know he would snap

    • @Filthy-Rat__
      @Filthy-Rat__ 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@harrrieeethere’s a discussion to be had abt characters that are nothing but knowledge checks “earning” their victories
      It rlly all boils down to this: unless the game is truly unbalanced, you lose because you could have done something better. That’s why we learn.

  • @Ash-kyun
    @Ash-kyun 10 месяцев назад +4

    Oooh.. we eating good today. I just love plates of spam caked in salt.😂

  • @Krispen_Wah
    @Krispen_Wah 10 месяцев назад +10

    the social security checks dropped i see... suddently he reaches them goals b2b right when his dents get their money... hilarious

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 10 месяцев назад +1

      It's the perfect dysfunctional symbiote.

  • @V1dW4tcher
    @V1dW4tcher 10 месяцев назад +5

    Too bad DSP won’t touch Helldivers. He knows he’ll get trolled in it.

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 10 месяцев назад

      I'd watch that. Phil thinks people are teaming WITH him only to be served up. 🤣

  • @theyobby
    @theyobby 10 месяцев назад +11

    i genuinely wonder if phil knows that ducking highs is an option

    • @Some1Something
      @Some1Something 10 месяцев назад

      Me too! Like, he is acting like he doesn't know, right? right?

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 10 месяцев назад

      DSP: B-but b-but character knowledge, character knowledge!

  • @theMaster...
    @theMaster... 10 месяцев назад +10

    Ah, White LTG back at it again...

  • @oilfan9445
    @oilfan9445 10 месяцев назад +2

    Jaxx must get some sort of sexual satisfaction with how hard he simps for phil just to see him rage and use the same excuses he's used for over 15 years. $61 dollars if it weren't for him. These dents are beyond pathetic.

  • @fuman7057
    @fuman7057 10 месяцев назад +2

    Phil calling that Jack-8 a [female dog] for not rematching is hypocritical since Phil has denied rematches plenty of times. Even so, a rematch would’ve been a waste of that person’s time due to rank disparity, especially since Phil was demoted.

  • @MaesterMike
    @MaesterMike 10 месяцев назад +9

    I love how Phil claims he's more positive than negative during every single one of his fighting streams. The fact that you can get this much mileage every time he plays fighting games just shows how full of shit his claims are.

  • @lesstalking3007
    @lesstalking3007 10 месяцев назад +5

    People give him money. He makes 9K a month.

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 10 месяцев назад +2

      I could do with that right about now lol

    • @LeonJohnson-yi3hg
      @LeonJohnson-yi3hg 9 месяцев назад

      @@DubberRuckssame lmao

  • @henryposey6479
    @henryposey6479 10 месяцев назад +3

    He's going to get filtered in red. He hoped he could pick Yoshi so he could exploit gimmick character nonsense, just like he did with Blanka and act like it's all talent and skill earned wins.

    • @Filthy-Rat__
      @Filthy-Rat__ 10 месяцев назад

      Unfortunately for DSP, Yoshi isn’t easy to play 💀
      Which makes his rage all the more hilarious

  • @GrayD_Fox
    @GrayD_Fox 10 месяцев назад +8

    Oh my god, I think a child could beat him.

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 10 месяцев назад +2

      At this point I'm convinced. Just tell them which buttons do what and 👏

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess 10 месяцев назад +4

    I called it, dude complained about lack of character knowledge since day one and still refuses to go and learn what they can do, he's gonna use this excuse until he stops playing this game lmao

    • @omegaweapon116
      @omegaweapon116 10 месяцев назад +1

      And it's only going to get worse when there's 50 something or 60 characters

  • @the21stsergeant
    @the21stsergeant 10 месяцев назад +1

    He's the most obviously only child that never grew up I've ever seen, it's incredible.

  • @nuckelaveez5029
    @nuckelaveez5029 10 месяцев назад +2

    He needs to take that hat off. Unworthy is he.

  • @Lv702TzTokJad
    @Lv702TzTokJad 10 месяцев назад +1

    12:15 even Philbert calls his own vest and hat stuff dumb. Ungrateful for that 150 lmaoooo

  • @hibye666
    @hibye666 10 месяцев назад +4

    $300 well spent

  • @SaigaTenshi
    @SaigaTenshi 10 месяцев назад +7

    "Its so lag!!!"
    So are your opponents, but still managed to adapt and win

    • @vegeta2998
      @vegeta2998 10 месяцев назад

      I have won in Super Smash Bros with Sephiroth in lag. So it's possible just tough. He gotta learn how to fight in it sometimes

  • @avidism
    @avidism 10 месяцев назад +1

    seeing him rage like a giant man baby while wearing his little costume will never not be funny.

  • @cruzbohy
    @cruzbohy 10 месяцев назад +4

    Look at him with the hat on screeching

  • @cardgamerdebu
    @cardgamerdebu 10 месяцев назад +14

    Kuma didn't win with spamming. He won with SALMON. There's a difference.

    • @makemebad153
      @makemebad153 10 месяцев назад

      I'm dead bruh😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Doge-bz3vj
    @Doge-bz3vj 10 месяцев назад +12

    Lost to every characters because they have bullshit moves or I hAvE nO KnOwLedGe Of tHeIr mOvE (60+ hrs doesn't count dood you can't learn from that short amount of time!)
    Lost to every mirror match because bAd CoNnEcTioN

    • @azmalguthek4502
      @azmalguthek4502 10 месяцев назад

      dual business line internet with high speed cable provider very close to service center encountering lag that nobody else with above 5 mbits down/up encounters ever. It's every single player's connection in the entire world and the servers for every single video game he's ever played it's not his lack of skill d00d

  • @MastaBroshiX
    @MastaBroshiX 10 месяцев назад +3

    *eats a huge full charged unblockable*
    "I didnt do anything whyd i get hit"
    😮🧐

  • @tmac326
    @tmac326 10 месяцев назад +1

    “He just keeps mashing punch!”
    Meanwhile, he is playing against Steve 😂

  • @madphantompixels6478
    @madphantompixels6478 10 месяцев назад +6

    People who beat DSP don't understand online fighting games apparently...

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 10 месяцев назад

      Plus all they do is button spam. Fil doesn't. 🤔 😂

  • @Jay3up
    @Jay3up 10 месяцев назад +8

    It’s insane that DSPs streams are held up by like 3 people 😂

    • @omegaweapon116
      @omegaweapon116 10 месяцев назад +2

      That's almost his whole fan base

  • @HollowHouse3
    @HollowHouse3 10 месяцев назад +1

    Phil runs at a smooth 60 bps (blames per second)

  • @kin4386
    @kin4386 10 месяцев назад +4

    "When is it my turn?!"
    This man thinks like a child lmao

    • @owenfiset4275
      @owenfiset4275 10 месяцев назад

      “Mom said it’s my turn to combo!”

  • @roundishcap
    @roundishcap 10 месяцев назад +1

    I haven't seen anyone get destroyed so hard by jab jab jab jab jab. He gets counter hit because he refuses to block, and just mashes big buttons. He got his super baited by run up and block and then tries to say that the person was in the middle of a move.

  • @jamesonsaleta41
    @jamesonsaleta41 10 месяцев назад

    My favourite thing Fill does is get hit by a low, ask if it was a low "because i actually was blocking that time," then never attampts to block low again and complains that he keeps getting hit "for no reason"

  • @hatsuneelissu5924
    @hatsuneelissu5924 10 месяцев назад +1

    dsp has ms above 30-60 : LAG!!!! OFFCOURSE I CANT WIN!!!
    ME who had matches with ms above 400! : UNDER THE SEAAAAAAAAAAA~ and still win! lol

  • @Arashi_2358
    @Arashi_2358 10 месяцев назад +10

    41 year-old professional btw

  • @raizetrevino607
    @raizetrevino607 10 месяцев назад +3

    Did he really just say hes playing tekken at a high level? King of delusions.

  • @Vikes1011
    @Vikes1011 10 месяцев назад

    He talked trash to a guy in his chat who said he have an extremely hard time or won’t be able to get to purple at all, saying that he will do it now because things like this motivate him to do so. We’re off to a fantastic start on the “road to purple”!

  • @mark9960
    @mark9960 10 месяцев назад +1

    Well he is right his opponents have to press buttons to play the game. What does he expect them to do?

  • @Nick-s-f
    @Nick-s-f 10 месяцев назад +1

    Blame, blame, blame, never his fault. Typical dsp.

  • @Pkerswag
    @Pkerswag 10 месяцев назад +13

    "when is it my turn?!" lmao thats not how fighting games work Philbert

    • @thesamon123
      @thesamon123 10 месяцев назад +10

      He's taking the term "taking turns" way too literally

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 10 месяцев назад +1

      Dude behaving like it's a turn-based fighting game. He's been playing too many rpgs. 😂

    • @yurikendal4868
      @yurikendal4868 10 месяцев назад

      I noticed how nuts that was

    • @solame10101
      @solame10101 10 месяцев назад

      It is fairly common to think of tekken as taking a turn or stealing a turn, like throwing out a move thats -9 on block is generally ending your turn, while yoshi 1+4 is so fast it can steal a turn. But at red ranks or even in low purple people literally are just pressing shit, so the concept goes out the window.

    • @Jamescrab21
      @Jamescrab21 10 месяцев назад

      Actually, fighting games do have turns. It's all about frame data

  • @HaeravonFAQs
    @HaeravonFAQs 10 месяцев назад +2

    I love how he complains about lacking character knowledge as if that's a problem with the game and not, you know, him.

    • @erhiueQWEF
      @erhiueQWEF 10 месяцев назад +1

      I haven't played the game but from I hear, I understand the training mode in T8 is very robust. He could easily sham a 2 hour stream of him labbing and the dents would pay for it. God forbid this clown even try to make it look like learning even a single character is one of his goals.

  • @KoboldHeart
    @KoboldHeart 10 месяцев назад

    For the life of me, I do not understand why he's playing Yoshimitsu. He literally does not use any of Yoshi's unique mechanics (never uses any stances, never uses the UBs [though he did just learn how Samurai Cutter works in 1SS]) and adamantly refuses to learn how Flash actually works to the extent of his saying that it has no range before the move had its range nerfed. The only thing I can think of is that he is looking for a knowledge check character, or as he calls it, "AWDBAHL characters", which he doesn't use any mechanics Yoshi has to knowledge check people in a game where most of the cast has knowledge checks anyway.
    Dave really is a specimen.

  • @SoheiJayce
    @SoheiJayce 10 месяцев назад +3

    Does DSP ever even lab against other characters so he doesn't complain he's "never seen those moves"? Like even off stream.

    • @GreyFox2000
      @GreyFox2000 10 месяцев назад +3

      Nope. His reasoning is thats not how you learn the game. Even though there's combo trials to help you learn the moveset.
      And he claims he's too busy to play offline

    • @SoheiJayce
      @SoheiJayce 10 месяцев назад

      @@GreyFox2000 that's odd. he used to do the combo trials back in
      SF4 days. oh well I guess

    • @erhiueQWEF
      @erhiueQWEF 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@SoheiJayceBack then, he at least put a small modicum of effort into it because his income was quarterly. Now that he's able to get money from people in a matter of seconds on stream, it's minimum effort, maximum profit.

  • @etch667
    @etch667 10 месяцев назад +2

    "literally its all just pressing buttons" He finally gets it.

  • @birduno
    @birduno 10 месяцев назад +1

    dsp saying "the spam is real! look at the spam!" to a kuma laying on the ground is perfect

  • @onlyicedgarrett7791
    @onlyicedgarrett7791 10 месяцев назад +5

    DSP blocks an electric and mashes, that's fucking crazy, lol.
    Like i get that it's Kuma, but his version of the EWGF has to be plus on block like the others, right?

    • @the0manslayer
      @the0manslayer 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yes, the regular version is +5 and the charged one is +9

  • @tizza963
    @tizza963 10 месяцев назад +4

    So sad to see he hit all the goals :(

    • @DoritosBurger
      @DoritosBurger 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah government cheques came in.