The only time DSP is remotely entertaining is when he's raging and making multiple on the spot excuses of his own inabilities and incompetence. Bash that fight stick harder as you try to cope DSP
It gets old fast, I find it hard to take for long. These clips shows are longer than I can manage a lot of times. He's like a twelve year old, spoiled child. I don't think that he ever grew out of his "only child syndrome".
it's legit depressing asf that he gets money from people who could really use it, because of disabilities and him guilt tripping them, they feel obligated to spend money on him. dude is scum.
She couldn't care less. She's sat on her ass, controller in one hand and a wine glass in the other. Headphones on and a plateful of food on the sofa Happy as a 🐖 in 💩
That's not what people mean when they say that. When they say that, they're referring to recklessness or nuttiness. That's not the people in the video are doing, but that's what it means.
What Phil can’t understand about his stupid context argument against da trollz is that there is no context where this behavior is not lolcow worthy - young adults don’t act this way, let alone 41-year old men who have initiated enough mistakes for a lifetime worth of lessons.
Even if it’s out of content the amount of stuff that people can find on this guy is insane. He doesn’t seem to be able to control himself and not be a lolcow. He’s set himself up too much as a fighting game guy that he can’t accept when he just isn’t great. Sf6 he was good at (not at a competitive level)and if he didn’t care as much then people wouldn’t have clipped it
@@LaowaiinFuzouHe doesn't realize that the reason people make fun of his gameplay in general is because he tries and act like he's good at games. There's nothing wrong with being bad at games, but when you trash talk and act like you're better than other players, people will roast you. He's mediocre at fighting games at best and should just accept it. His ego is why TIHYDP blew up in the first place
@shadowofthenorthstar989 red ranks used to be good players in past tekkens so he thinks reaching that rank in this tekken makes him good, he's nowhere near a high level tekken player.
@@Abedeuss Because one thing as strong as a money buff is his ego. He has a lot of pride in his pathetic ass skills in fighting games. There were multiple times in SF6 where he would stay overtime just to try and end on a win because his ego couldn't handle ending the stream on an L
@@StardustCrusader18 it’s not necessarily that he hates the games themselves, he just sucks really bad at them and his ego won’t allow him to take the time to learn the game mechanics.
"I hate this bullshit, losing because the lack of character knowledge!" Yeah, not being good at something you don't learn or practice is total nonsense Phillip.
This complaint always confuses me. Why is his own lack of knowledge about the game…..the game’s fault? Or his opponents’ fault? It makes my brain hurt.
I love when he complains that he can't punish or react to anything yet we can hear him mashing like a second after the frame in which he had to do it. Like that Jun grabbing him and he cries that he can't break the throw when he only just started trying to tech it when the throw was almost over.
12:07 "trying to play this at a high level" 😂😂😂😂 he is not remotely close to high level, the game is pushing his low intellect so hard that he thinks it is 😂😂
You can get far in the ranking system with nothing but flowcharts and time which tends to inflate a lot of the player base's ego. Exhibit A; DSP being in red with his entire gameplan revolving around 1,1 , d/f1+2,2 , and rainbow drop.
@@gambitreign What does that have to do with acknowledging DSP's Dunning Kreuger driven arrogant mindset? I don't even play fighting games, and I know how awful DSP is. You don't have to be pro player to realize that.
@@CamusSC same. It's legal for you to talk shit then lol I just see so many people talking out their asses. If he's bad he's bad but alot of people have opinions that are better kept to themselves.
I love when Philburt uses the phrase "You didn't earn it." because he doesn't realize how free he is. His opponents don't have to earn anything and they can just take the W from him, that's what it's like to be free.
That Jun near the end of the vid was Ki charging and making him eat the same string over and over lmao. She was shitting and disrespecting all over him. Also that last Kazuya was really good. Ducking Yoshi's B+2,2 into twin pistons is literally Kazuya punishing Phil for crutching on B+2,2. That twin piston "spam" is him punishing Phil's dogshit gameplay, and earned that win 10 times over lmao
Good suggestion! It would also be great if the game offered a replay mode where it shows how punish certain moves, and the ability to take control of your character at any moment to practice against "spam" or unfamiliar situations. But this can't be in tekken 8, obviously
We all called it...1st month...pigroach gonna be making this type of money every stream for at least week when tye dents run out of the diablity checks
@@harrrieeethere’s a discussion to be had abt characters that are nothing but knowledge checks “earning” their victories It rlly all boils down to this: unless the game is truly unbalanced, you lose because you could have done something better. That’s why we learn.
Jaxx must get some sort of sexual satisfaction with how hard he simps for phil just to see him rage and use the same excuses he's used for over 15 years. $61 dollars if it weren't for him. These dents are beyond pathetic.
Phil calling that Jack-8 a [female dog] for not rematching is hypocritical since Phil has denied rematches plenty of times. Even so, a rematch would’ve been a waste of that person’s time due to rank disparity, especially since Phil was demoted.
I love how Phil claims he's more positive than negative during every single one of his fighting streams. The fact that you can get this much mileage every time he plays fighting games just shows how full of shit his claims are.
He's going to get filtered in red. He hoped he could pick Yoshi so he could exploit gimmick character nonsense, just like he did with Blanka and act like it's all talent and skill earned wins.
I called it, dude complained about lack of character knowledge since day one and still refuses to go and learn what they can do, he's gonna use this excuse until he stops playing this game lmao
Lost to every characters because they have bullshit moves or I hAvE nO KnOwLedGe Of tHeIr mOvE (60+ hrs doesn't count dood you can't learn from that short amount of time!) Lost to every mirror match because bAd CoNnEcTioN
dual business line internet with high speed cable provider very close to service center encountering lag that nobody else with above 5 mbits down/up encounters ever. It's every single player's connection in the entire world and the servers for every single video game he's ever played it's not his lack of skill d00d
I haven't seen anyone get destroyed so hard by jab jab jab jab jab. He gets counter hit because he refuses to block, and just mashes big buttons. He got his super baited by run up and block and then tries to say that the person was in the middle of a move.
My favourite thing Fill does is get hit by a low, ask if it was a low "because i actually was blocking that time," then never attampts to block low again and complains that he keeps getting hit "for no reason"
He talked trash to a guy in his chat who said he have an extremely hard time or won’t be able to get to purple at all, saying that he will do it now because things like this motivate him to do so. We’re off to a fantastic start on the “road to purple”!
It is fairly common to think of tekken as taking a turn or stealing a turn, like throwing out a move thats -9 on block is generally ending your turn, while yoshi 1+4 is so fast it can steal a turn. But at red ranks or even in low purple people literally are just pressing shit, so the concept goes out the window.
I haven't played the game but from I hear, I understand the training mode in T8 is very robust. He could easily sham a 2 hour stream of him labbing and the dents would pay for it. God forbid this clown even try to make it look like learning even a single character is one of his goals.
For the life of me, I do not understand why he's playing Yoshimitsu. He literally does not use any of Yoshi's unique mechanics (never uses any stances, never uses the UBs [though he did just learn how Samurai Cutter works in 1SS]) and adamantly refuses to learn how Flash actually works to the extent of his saying that it has no range before the move had its range nerfed. The only thing I can think of is that he is looking for a knowledge check character, or as he calls it, "AWDBAHL characters", which he doesn't use any mechanics Yoshi has to knowledge check people in a game where most of the cast has knowledge checks anyway. Dave really is a specimen.
Nope. His reasoning is thats not how you learn the game. Even though there's combo trials to help you learn the moveset. And he claims he's too busy to play offline
@@SoheiJayceBack then, he at least put a small modicum of effort into it because his income was quarterly. Now that he's able to get money from people in a matter of seconds on stream, it's minimum effort, maximum profit.
DSP blocks an electric and mashes, that's fucking crazy, lol. Like i get that it's Kuma, but his version of the EWGF has to be plus on block like the others, right?
Amazing how grown men will reward a 42 year old for acting like a spoiled child.
Yes. Men suck in 2024. Most of men are simps. Really sad
You’re just describing the entertainment industry
Yeah I mean how many videos does this dude have boosting his popularity? Like 40 troll channels all making him known. Lmao 😂
@@Lol-qf4rt these troll channels are keeping him alive
Isnt it the same 4-5 wheelchairs who donate to him? Jaxx and OIC shows up all the time at least
The only time DSP is remotely entertaining is when he's raging and making multiple on the spot excuses of his own inabilities and incompetence. Bash that fight stick harder as you try to cope DSP
It's the only time he's putting any effort into his content
Money high Phil can be good because every now and then he slips up and says some fucked up shit
dude constantly slaps the buttons to emphasize every word like a karen claps their hands. watch him beg for a new setup later on.
It gets old fast, I find it hard to take for long. These clips shows are longer than I can manage a lot of times.
He's like a twelve year old, spoiled child. I don't think that he ever grew out of his "only child syndrome".
@@-suphur makes sense since he held onto resentment for not getting a toy from his parents into adulthood, something is really wrong with him
Reminder: If you don't rematch DSP you're a b**ch but if he doesn't rematch you he's completely justified.
now you are getting it dood
The circle of life doodt
He did everything correct
@@2FRESH-4U He did nothing wrong, he did everything correct. By the way, Kat agrees.
After all, whenever he loses its lack of character knowledge and button spam, that's all. Not skill. Definitely not skill. 😂
So has Phil just completely forgotten about his New Years resolution of not being toxic towards other players in fighting games.
he broke that resolution long ago, he no longer needs to remember it
Lol Phil will say "what huh? No you're wrong I never said that now *snort* pignosis etc.
Broke that 10 seconds after playing sf6 at the start of 2024
@@mrthaimasterhe did like it's not hard to not be a total and complete d bag but Phil just can't accept he sucks at Tekken lol
@@mrthaimaster according to him it wasn insulted the player but being honest about the players skill. No joke
he needs to be deported
To Argentina
To which planet?
Deportation from the Internet is an idea whose time has come.
@@paulettebarton7257 woodchipper
To the pigpen
Imagine if Phil just "spammed and hit buttons" all the time, he'd be unstoppable
Only Phil could make $400 sitting on his ass and still be miserable.
He really got whaled out.. The pathetic begging worked
Disability checks came in.
@@DrunkDoglolthey came down from the rafters
It's the first of the month. Those disability checks came in
it's legit depressing asf that he gets money from people who could really use it, because of disabilities and him guilt tripping them, they feel obligated to spend money on him. dude is scum.
OIC and jax heard his whining, came running lol shocker😂😂
He could slow down ,block more, learn more than basic combo strings But DSP never does nothing wrong.
He just dropped some knowledge on us apparently. Twin Pistons is the best move in the game lol
he does everything correct
Could you imagine Kat being down stairs and her listening to her husband behave this way
She couldn't care less. She's sat on her ass, controller in one hand and a wine glass in the other. Headphones on and a plateful of food on the sofa
Happy as a 🐖 in 💩
Probably why she's always down there LITERALLY crying
@@LostOneOmegashe really is 😭😭
She supports this horse shit.
No I cannot imagine it. 🤦♂️ this is….i actually have no words for this behavior. His brain must be broken
"It's just pressing buttons!"
Yeah it's like it's a video game Phil
He always seems to think that he shouldn't be hit because he's "not doing anything!"
That's not what people mean when they say that. When they say that, they're referring to recklessness or nuttiness. That's not the people in the video are doing, but that's what it means.
Self proclaimed 42 year old legacy content curator and "one of the best gamers in US" when someone also presses buttons-
*laughs in gout* ACK ACK ACK ACK
Number one lolcow streamer…
If King is that good with unblockable moves, why did Phil keep getting humbled by beginners
His unhinged behavior has gotten so insane it’s no longer funny, it’s just straight up REALLY disturbing.
"I play smart"
Such a headstrong statement that couldn't be further from reality.
That Azucena win pose where she giggles is so fitting next to DSP throwing a tantrum. 19:19
"It just happens to counter-hit every input" Yes, indeed.
Disability checks are in!
Time to whale out and pay DSP to wear a hat.
then he gets mad and tosses away the hate and sayd thanks for the money loser!
All the while being told how ungrateful they are for not supporting him enough. Even when they do. 🤣
a hat that he either will refuse to wear or take off 5 minutes later, totally not a scammer btw
What Phil can’t understand about his stupid context argument against da trollz is that there is no context where this behavior is not lolcow worthy - young adults don’t act this way, let alone 41-year old men who have initiated enough mistakes for a lifetime worth of lessons.
Even if it’s out of content the amount of stuff that people can find on this guy is insane. He doesn’t seem to be able to control himself and not be a lolcow. He’s set himself up too much as a fighting game guy that he can’t accept when he just isn’t great. Sf6 he was good at (not at a competitive level)and if he didn’t care as much then people wouldn’t have clipped it
@@LaowaiinFuzouHe doesn't realize that the reason people make fun of his gameplay in general is because he tries and act like he's good at games. There's nothing wrong with being bad at games, but when you trash talk and act like you're better than other players, people will roast you.
He's mediocre at fighting games at best and should just accept it. His ego is why TIHYDP blew up in the first place
Young children act this way, until you make them stop playing and talk to them. When a 7 year old does it, it is understandable.
@mattroxursoul - plus the 7 year old can learn from the experience. Something I'm yet to see Phil do and I've only been watching a couple weeks. 😂
"Trying to play this at a high level." Don't give yourself that much credit bruh
He JUST got into the tutorial ranks, lmao
For real what the hell is he talking about
Dude in red ranks talking about high lvl gameplay lmao
Playing at high level is spamming the same two moves with Yoshi and then occasionally doing a throw that takes 20%
@shadowofthenorthstar989 red ranks used to be good players in past tekkens so he thinks reaching that rank in this tekken makes him good, he's nowhere near a high level tekken player.
"Guys what do I do I'm struggling against mashers?"
"Don't ever tell me to use flash!"
Don't ask him for shit(flash)
Also you never give him any money, but please give him money as he needs it. He really, really does.
Not even money makes him happy.
It is shocking that money buff is not enough to make him not rage and snort in rage. Maybe because of that shitty FF premiere.
It's because he hates video games.
He would rather talk all day.
@@Abedeuss Because one thing as strong as a money buff is his ego. He has a lot of pride in his pathetic ass skills in fighting games.
There were multiple times in SF6 where he would stay overtime just to try and end on a win because his ego couldn't handle ending the stream on an L
Because he could always use *more* money, dood.
@@StardustCrusader18 it’s not necessarily that he hates the games themselves, he just sucks really bad at them and his ego won’t allow him to take the time to learn the game mechanics.
"I hate this bullshit, losing because the lack of character knowledge!"
Yeah, not being good at something you don't learn or practice is total nonsense Phillip.
losing to character knowledge is fair if you are quick matching or below 8k mmr. but phil is up there in the reds, what a loser.
This complaint always confuses me. Why is his own lack of knowledge about the game…..the game’s fault? Or his opponents’ fault? It makes my brain hurt.
Baby Burnell throws another temper tantrum playing a video game.
A minute in and "Is that low?" I'm pretty sure he plays King or does he immediately forget the moves just so he can say he lacks character knowledge.
Nu uh dood he tried block low and it wouldn’t let him dood
Well it's one of King's best lows, which naturally Phil doesn't use. Out of his entire movelist Phil uses three moves, F+4, Alley Kicks and 2+4
He even calls out the exact input ff neutral 2 and still constantly forgets its a low 🤣 Happens almost every time he goes against a king in T8
all he knows is playing bejeweled and watching garbage animations playn on a cellphone game
Phail complains about lack of character khnawledge when playing in a mirror match. He is beyond parody.
"I just stood there doing nothing, yet he hit me anyway"
DSP, pro gamer
Funny that the game auto-blocks for you while you literally press no buttons. LOL
Edit: He can't block low. Just duck, DSP!
Last time I checked if I get clapped for not doing anything, that's a me issue. But not Phil. Oh no! 😂
I love when he complains that he can't punish or react to anything yet we can hear him mashing like a second after the frame in which he had to do it. Like that Jun grabbing him and he cries that he can't break the throw when he only just started trying to tech it when the throw was almost over.
Yep, but it COULDN'T be a skill issue could it? Surely NOT with Fil. He does it correct and doesn't make a mistake. 🤔
All that hardcore begging finally got him some tips, guess the first of the month really helped out to.
He needs those buy-in tips though
It’s hilarious. I don’t need any more proof that that some of his biggest contributors give him chunks of their disability checks.
If enjoying watching Phil being slapped senseless by a giant bear is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Let's be honest I don't care WHICH character claps him, I'm here for it. 😂
PHIL YOUR DAYS ARE DONE!
HAH HAH HAH
tax fraaaaahd
EAT IT!!
If he can't stop a move of an opponent, why wouldn't they continue to use it???
That's the first rule of fighting games right there
There you go. Opponent sees weakness. Sees non-counter. Keeps doing it.
@@omegaweapon116 That would be my thought, if you find a successful move, exploit it.
But to Fill, that's online, button mashing pattern play.
12:07 "trying to play this at a high level" 😂😂😂😂 he is not remotely close to high level, the game is pushing his low intellect so hard that he thinks it is 😂😂
You can get far in the ranking system with nothing but flowcharts and time which tends to inflate a lot of the player base's ego. Exhibit A; DSP being in red with his entire gameplan revolving around 1,1 , d/f1+2,2 , and rainbow drop.
Question what rank are both of you bc it would be wild if yall aren't even red rank or better yet purple.
@@gambitreign What does that have to do with acknowledging DSP's Dunning Kreuger driven arrogant mindset? I don't even play fighting games, and I know how awful DSP is. You don't have to be pro player to realize that.
@@gambitreignflame emperor, have little time to play
@@CamusSC same. It's legal for you to talk shit then lol I just see so many people talking out their asses. If he's bad he's bad but alot of people have opinions that are better kept to themselves.
"You didn't beat me", ladies and gentleman, we present you a 6 years old trapped in a body of a 42 years old
as a yoshi main this is particularly painful
Pigroach is insufferable
Keep slamming those button DSP. Keep blaming your tools.
Imagine paying 150+ bucks for this
Imaging dents being good with their money.
Imagine paying for this.
Imagine thinking you're good at a game like this when you're not. 🤣
I love when Philburt uses the phrase "You didn't earn it." because he doesn't realize how free he is. His opponents don't have to earn anything and they can just take the W from him, that's what it's like to be free.
8:21 nice obnoxious laugh throwback clip🤣😂people don’t realize how many insanely obnoxious clips of this guy there are out there
That Jun near the end of the vid was Ki charging and making him eat the same string over and over lmao. She was shitting and disrespecting all over him. Also that last Kazuya was really good. Ducking Yoshi's B+2,2 into twin pistons is literally Kazuya punishing Phil for crutching on B+2,2. That twin piston "spam" is him punishing Phil's dogshit gameplay, and earned that win 10 times over lmao
Is that Jun player using a Lisa Lisa skin? That's pretty badass
You're right it does look like her
That money buff wore out real quick
15:05 “I’ll show you butt”. GOT EEEEEMM. Damn Phil really thinks he roasted that guy. Lmao!!! Then he stares at the chat with his tism look.
The former fight game player is showing us all how it's done, lol
Dude is the Alex Jones of scrubs, making up elaborate conspiracy theories on how he was blocking and totally not mashing when negative
“I can’t believe my lack of knowledge is holding me back in a game!!!”
Phil and skill. Words that rhyme but don't belong in a complimentary sentence here
People should remind Phil about his New Year's Resolution on every single one of these streams
It would be a waste of a ban because he shuts down any semblance of common sense
he lifts a bear?? where's the realism dood!!!
Right?!
Alright.
"What is that move, how do you do it!?".... if only the game provided some kind of easily accessible move list 🤔
Good suggestion! It would also be great if the game offered a replay mode where it shows how punish certain moves, and the ability to take control of your character at any moment to practice against "spam" or unfamiliar situations.
But this can't be in tekken 8, obviously
Every time they rage art and he says “blahck” you know he mashed
Can't believe you turned '1 to 2 matches' where he rages into a 27 minute portfolio of hate.
lol I am no Tekken expert but looked like more than 1 or 2 games shown here, the manchild rage was real
Yeah. Must be the new OpenAI technology. Poor DSP
Crazy.. he _literally_ did nothing wrong
18:47 that sounded just like a pig 😂
Funniest thing is him getting rocked by King, who he said is too slow of a character to be well and loses out to so many other charactrs.
Glad the dent got their checks...
Just waiting for the inevitable, PC players have an unfair advantage, donate me a PC while I buy some more Hogans on WWE Champions
We all called it...1st month...pigroach gonna be making this type of money every stream for at least week when tye dents run out of the diablity checks
I don't know whether to laugh at them or pity them for their lack of money sense lol. They're like a dysfunctional symbiote. 😂
I wonder how pissy he'd get if people typed "luck" when ever he wins a round 😂
Every time he wins a match "You only won because the opponent lacked character knowledge and they were lagging."
@@erhiueQWEFwouldn’t even be inaccurate when’s he playing one of the trickiest characters in the game
You be banned right away for saying that @.@ not sure for how long but it would be funny though cause you know he would snap
@@harrrieeethere’s a discussion to be had abt characters that are nothing but knowledge checks “earning” their victories
It rlly all boils down to this: unless the game is truly unbalanced, you lose because you could have done something better. That’s why we learn.
Oooh.. we eating good today. I just love plates of spam caked in salt.😂
the social security checks dropped i see... suddently he reaches them goals b2b right when his dents get their money... hilarious
It's the perfect dysfunctional symbiote.
Too bad DSP won’t touch Helldivers. He knows he’ll get trolled in it.
I'd watch that. Phil thinks people are teaming WITH him only to be served up. 🤣
i genuinely wonder if phil knows that ducking highs is an option
Me too! Like, he is acting like he doesn't know, right? right?
DSP: B-but b-but character knowledge, character knowledge!
Ah, White LTG back at it again...
Jaxx must get some sort of sexual satisfaction with how hard he simps for phil just to see him rage and use the same excuses he's used for over 15 years. $61 dollars if it weren't for him. These dents are beyond pathetic.
Phil calling that Jack-8 a [female dog] for not rematching is hypocritical since Phil has denied rematches plenty of times. Even so, a rematch would’ve been a waste of that person’s time due to rank disparity, especially since Phil was demoted.
I love how Phil claims he's more positive than negative during every single one of his fighting streams. The fact that you can get this much mileage every time he plays fighting games just shows how full of shit his claims are.
People give him money. He makes 9K a month.
I could do with that right about now lol
@@DubberRuckssame lmao
He's going to get filtered in red. He hoped he could pick Yoshi so he could exploit gimmick character nonsense, just like he did with Blanka and act like it's all talent and skill earned wins.
Unfortunately for DSP, Yoshi isn’t easy to play 💀
Which makes his rage all the more hilarious
Oh my god, I think a child could beat him.
At this point I'm convinced. Just tell them which buttons do what and 👏
I called it, dude complained about lack of character knowledge since day one and still refuses to go and learn what they can do, he's gonna use this excuse until he stops playing this game lmao
And it's only going to get worse when there's 50 something or 60 characters
He's the most obviously only child that never grew up I've ever seen, it's incredible.
He needs to take that hat off. Unworthy is he.
12:15 even Philbert calls his own vest and hat stuff dumb. Ungrateful for that 150 lmaoooo
$300 well spent
"Its so lag!!!"
So are your opponents, but still managed to adapt and win
I have won in Super Smash Bros with Sephiroth in lag. So it's possible just tough. He gotta learn how to fight in it sometimes
seeing him rage like a giant man baby while wearing his little costume will never not be funny.
Look at him with the hat on screeching
Kuma didn't win with spamming. He won with SALMON. There's a difference.
I'm dead bruh😂😂😂😂😂
Lost to every characters because they have bullshit moves or I hAvE nO KnOwLedGe Of tHeIr mOvE (60+ hrs doesn't count dood you can't learn from that short amount of time!)
Lost to every mirror match because bAd CoNnEcTioN
dual business line internet with high speed cable provider very close to service center encountering lag that nobody else with above 5 mbits down/up encounters ever. It's every single player's connection in the entire world and the servers for every single video game he's ever played it's not his lack of skill d00d
*eats a huge full charged unblockable*
"I didnt do anything whyd i get hit"
😮🧐
“He just keeps mashing punch!”
Meanwhile, he is playing against Steve 😂
People who beat DSP don't understand online fighting games apparently...
Plus all they do is button spam. Fil doesn't. 🤔 😂
It’s insane that DSPs streams are held up by like 3 people 😂
That's almost his whole fan base
Phil runs at a smooth 60 bps (blames per second)
😂😂😂
"When is it my turn?!"
This man thinks like a child lmao
“Mom said it’s my turn to combo!”
I haven't seen anyone get destroyed so hard by jab jab jab jab jab. He gets counter hit because he refuses to block, and just mashes big buttons. He got his super baited by run up and block and then tries to say that the person was in the middle of a move.
My favourite thing Fill does is get hit by a low, ask if it was a low "because i actually was blocking that time," then never attampts to block low again and complains that he keeps getting hit "for no reason"
dsp has ms above 30-60 : LAG!!!! OFFCOURSE I CANT WIN!!!
ME who had matches with ms above 400! : UNDER THE SEAAAAAAAAAAA~ and still win! lol
41 year-old professional btw
Did he really just say hes playing tekken at a high level? King of delusions.
Yea he did at red ranks lol
He talked trash to a guy in his chat who said he have an extremely hard time or won’t be able to get to purple at all, saying that he will do it now because things like this motivate him to do so. We’re off to a fantastic start on the “road to purple”!
Well he is right his opponents have to press buttons to play the game. What does he expect them to do?
Blame, blame, blame, never his fault. Typical dsp.
"when is it my turn?!" lmao thats not how fighting games work Philbert
He's taking the term "taking turns" way too literally
Dude behaving like it's a turn-based fighting game. He's been playing too many rpgs. 😂
I noticed how nuts that was
It is fairly common to think of tekken as taking a turn or stealing a turn, like throwing out a move thats -9 on block is generally ending your turn, while yoshi 1+4 is so fast it can steal a turn. But at red ranks or even in low purple people literally are just pressing shit, so the concept goes out the window.
Actually, fighting games do have turns. It's all about frame data
I love how he complains about lacking character knowledge as if that's a problem with the game and not, you know, him.
I haven't played the game but from I hear, I understand the training mode in T8 is very robust. He could easily sham a 2 hour stream of him labbing and the dents would pay for it. God forbid this clown even try to make it look like learning even a single character is one of his goals.
For the life of me, I do not understand why he's playing Yoshimitsu. He literally does not use any of Yoshi's unique mechanics (never uses any stances, never uses the UBs [though he did just learn how Samurai Cutter works in 1SS]) and adamantly refuses to learn how Flash actually works to the extent of his saying that it has no range before the move had its range nerfed. The only thing I can think of is that he is looking for a knowledge check character, or as he calls it, "AWDBAHL characters", which he doesn't use any mechanics Yoshi has to knowledge check people in a game where most of the cast has knowledge checks anyway.
Dave really is a specimen.
Does DSP ever even lab against other characters so he doesn't complain he's "never seen those moves"? Like even off stream.
Nope. His reasoning is thats not how you learn the game. Even though there's combo trials to help you learn the moveset.
And he claims he's too busy to play offline
@@GreyFox2000 that's odd. he used to do the combo trials back in
SF4 days. oh well I guess
@@SoheiJayceBack then, he at least put a small modicum of effort into it because his income was quarterly. Now that he's able to get money from people in a matter of seconds on stream, it's minimum effort, maximum profit.
"literally its all just pressing buttons" He finally gets it.
dsp saying "the spam is real! look at the spam!" to a kuma laying on the ground is perfect
DSP blocks an electric and mashes, that's fucking crazy, lol.
Like i get that it's Kuma, but his version of the EWGF has to be plus on block like the others, right?
Yes, the regular version is +5 and the charged one is +9
So sad to see he hit all the goals :(
Yeah government cheques came in.