DSP Shedding Tears of Salt Over the Top Tier Characters Gatekeeping His Master Rank

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  • Опубликовано: 24 авг 2023
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  • @midnightanimal4598
    @midnightanimal4598 10 месяцев назад +501

    Phil thinks people will respect him for his Master rank, but he will only be remembered for his master bate.

    • @Montbtw
      @Montbtw 10 месяцев назад +15

      Own that fraud

    • @nugzmedallion8929
      @nugzmedallion8929 10 месяцев назад +7

      Nice.

    • @Majin_Nova
      @Majin_Nova 10 месяцев назад +7

      Ba dum tss

    • @NervousNoodles
      @NervousNoodles 10 месяцев назад +6

      Have my like. You earned it.

    • @9000twister
      @9000twister 10 месяцев назад +9

      Hes playing honda, You can literally play honda with 2 special moves and his fierce normals and you can win against most people.

  • @Solesamurai
    @Solesamurai 10 месяцев назад +292

    I have never in my life seen somebody try to argue that a game connection was so good it made him lose.

    • @notsure4648
      @notsure4648 10 месяцев назад +18

      Joe Rogan used to play quake 2 on a fat pipe. Zero lag would essentially be offline play.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 10 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@notsure4648ive gamed since aol 28.8k (2.8kb a second connection) plauing delta force and yes a little lag but playabale.. this was when aDsl connections came out about 2004

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 10 месяцев назад +34

      When the connection is bad it makes him lose and when the connection is good it makes him lose.

    • @WeirdAlShankaBitch
      @WeirdAlShankaBitch 10 месяцев назад

      Well now you have lol

    • @Throbingkcoc
      @Throbingkcoc 10 месяцев назад +16

      It's the role back net code nothing he could do.......

  • @fungyamongy
    @fungyamongy 10 месяцев назад +134

    DSP has got to be the only person that can complain about a character in a mirror match.

    • @SlimeKingK
      @SlimeKingK 10 месяцев назад +21

      True: LTG RQs at seeing a mirror.

    • @revivedkyoumahououin1585
      @revivedkyoumahououin1585 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@SlimeKingKyeah because his excuses wouldn't work

  • @MrStagow
    @MrStagow 10 месяцев назад +106

    Dsp: "there's too much lag, can't reackt"
    Also dsp: "not enough lag, can't reackt"
    Sure, whatever you say I guess

    • @jaguarjosh24
      @jaguarjosh24 10 месяцев назад +10

      yeah he complained about 15ms and 17ms. That practically the best you will get online. WOW!

  • @TheeLiteClub-
    @TheeLiteClub- 10 месяцев назад +35

    DSP goes to a piano concert:
    "He's just pushing keys in a pattern, there's no skill to it! I want a REEEEEEfund!!!!"

  • @erronblack9771
    @erronblack9771 10 месяцев назад +157

    You can tell he wants to call Ryu top tier so bad but he’d get cooked so hard by the chat if he did.

    • @Macop
      @Macop 10 месяцев назад +20

      He has already called Ryu a top-tier previously. I think he has called every character in the roster Top Tier by now except for maybe Dhalsim...

    • @ValSempai
      @ValSempai 10 месяцев назад +1

      Ryu is too honest, must be top tier LuL

    • @aledantih6524
      @aledantih6524 10 месяцев назад

      He isn't top tier but like high B tier at least, I'd even say A in the right hands

    • @WeCareAlot4693
      @WeCareAlot4693 10 месяцев назад

      He already did it when he was still playing on Xbox early in the game's life.

    • @SaiyanofLegend1993
      @SaiyanofLegend1993 10 месяцев назад +10

      "Every character is top tier except when I'm playing them. *snort*"

  • @Blind-cow
    @Blind-cow 10 месяцев назад +186

    Gotta love how he mocks others for their pattern play when his whole game plan is to get them in the corner by spamming headbutts and blanka balls then doing the same combos in the corner

    • @smokedya420
      @smokedya420 10 месяцев назад +8

      👍👍

    • @snakepiissken5889
      @snakepiissken5889 10 месяцев назад +21

      He plays in such a pattern, that the winning play is essentially a pattern to counter his.

    • @NervousNoodles
      @NervousNoodles 10 месяцев назад +22

      Then he wonders why people at higher ranks seem to predict him after one or two rounds, concludes that they’re guessing / being lucky because DSP is too complicated to be figured out in a round or less.

    • @Posidevv
      @Posidevv 10 месяцев назад +16

      He does the same 1 combo in every fighting game he plays. He ultimately sucks in modern fighting games period.

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 10 месяцев назад +6

      When Philly does it it's a highly skilled AHN REEEEEackshun KAAHMBO REEEEackshunary skillful earned play DOOD. But when the SCRUBS do it it's just AHHHNLINE BUGGED TRASH PATTERN PLAY GAMEPLAY CHEATING DOODS SNORTSNORTSNORT

  • @monsterthrash
    @monsterthrash 10 месяцев назад +51

    He must think everyone's blind, like we don't notice the "Counter Hit" and "Punish Counter" pop-ups.

    • @IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX
      @IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX 10 месяцев назад +2

      no, he definitely blocked. the game definitely didn't say "counter hit" 🤣the best bit is that we all know that *he* didn't notice 🤣

    • @Critick3000
      @Critick3000 10 месяцев назад +2

      Not for a lack of trying. Notice how he has positioned his camera feed to cover up as much of the pop ups on his side of the UI as much as possible

    • @tjhunter9787
      @tjhunter9787 10 месяцев назад +1

      That's an insult to blind people cause players like Sphen would easily mop the floor with him

  • @MndCtrI
    @MndCtrI 10 месяцев назад +87

    Phil can talk all the shit he wants, but he's also responsible for allowing some of the best comebacks I've seen. Not often can I see someone with a sliver of health manage to win with an impressive combo out of nowhere. Like, it's entertaining to watch DSP to see the other guy pull off some spectacles.

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 10 месяцев назад +1

      “mash jab! giant punish combo off of nothing! what the fuck d00d my inputs dropped!”

  • @CamusSC
    @CamusSC 10 месяцев назад +61

    13:38 "look at the milliseconds doesn't let me react" barely 1 frame of lag, this guy is delusional

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 10 месяцев назад +3

      he said that and it is a very fast connection.. 16ms is almost like you are at home playing family...i have set up gaming servers for linux before so i know what i am saying. he really said look at the milliseconds and the ping clearly said sixteen! that is faster than a 4G with full bars or one bar of wifo...which ive played games on fine for years

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 10 месяцев назад +5

      he claims here 16 is not fast and for us to look 😂 dude that is ultra fast and he is not losing any packets... all excuses

    • @Pelaquas
      @Pelaquas 10 месяцев назад +4

      Almost did a spit take myself 🤣

  • @PrincessCiel72
    @PrincessCiel72 10 месяцев назад +43

    There is something funny from Luke's timing of "Yo, you good?" When Phil does his grug style rant

    • @SrCarlo20
      @SrCarlo20 10 месяцев назад +2

      Luke is too pure to know the DSPverse
      DSP has been taken too many times to Memphis from the way he is speaking

  • @apa123APA
    @apa123APA 10 месяцев назад +31

    His inflated numbers always crack me up. There's guts scaling so losing half the bar doesn't exactly mean you're at half health, but even ignoring that DSP sees 40% gone and says "70% gone!".

    • @fugoo8912
      @fugoo8912 10 месяцев назад +4

      His -% combos have been getting higher and higher 😂

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 10 месяцев назад

      his numbers aren’t the only thing that’s inflated

  • @Maximus7th
    @Maximus7th 10 месяцев назад +115

    After a bad day of work, at least I can come back seeing DSP beat so hard. Even if I don't feel great at the moment, at least I'm not this much of a loser.

    • @TwoyBwoy
      @TwoyBwoy 10 месяцев назад +15

      Hopefully you can figure out how to get a better job or making it better for yourself. I spent most of 2023 unemployed after being laid off from a job I liked. I told myself I won't go back to my previous line of work because I hated it. Thankfully, I just got an offer from a similar job I got laid off from. Sorry for the long story lol.

    • @Maximus7th
      @Maximus7th 10 месяцев назад +15

      ​​@@TwoyBwoyjust need to move up at this point, been stuck in my current spot for too long. Not as big of a deal as it feels right now, just done with accepting where I'm at.
      Unlike DSP, though, I know what I need to work on to improve. Just gotta get a good plan in place to figure this stuff out.
      I'm glad to hear things are looking up for you, though, hope they continue that way!

    • @SteveOnTheEastCoast
      @SteveOnTheEastCoast 10 месяцев назад +11

      ​@Maximus7th Good luck, Gents 👍🏾

    • @TwoyBwoy
      @TwoyBwoy 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@Maximus7th That's good to hear. That is the best way to start towards the solution. I don't think a lot of people realize that whether it be because of fear or comfort in the familiar.

    • @TwoyBwoy
      @TwoyBwoy 10 месяцев назад

      @@SteveOnTheEastCoast Thank you!

  • @nugzmedallion8929
    @nugzmedallion8929 10 месяцев назад +54

    Remember guys, low input lag is bad...but also high input lag is bad, and nothing is his fault. Nothing he could do.

  • @piau9000
    @piau9000 10 месяцев назад +60

    Did he just complain about having low ping? That's a new one.

    • @PeachyApacolepse
      @PeachyApacolepse 10 месяцев назад +9

      unsurprisingly it’s actually not new for him 😒 he’s made this complaint on multiple occasions

    • @AdventuresOfGravox
      @AdventuresOfGravox 10 месяцев назад +9

      You can find a massive rant about it on this RUclips channel where he says that rollback NetCode is more laggy and worse the lower the ping. He actually said this.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@PeachyApacolepse❤yep claims there is a lag switch others can use... as if he has this unprovable excuse and always says.. see? riiight? as if we have any possible way to confirm his unicorn ufo fusion style invisible excuses

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@AdventuresOfGravoxhe did do this... there is always a feather of excuses in dspgsming excuses novel book

    • @grim1187
      @grim1187 10 месяцев назад

      He'll say anything to make it seem like it wasn't his fault

  • @norscout3031
    @norscout3031 10 месяцев назад +41

    Ranked streetfighter night is like when they had pizza at school lunch

    • @Soulmakerc
      @Soulmakerc 10 месяцев назад +9

      And just like a kid, I'm waiting in anticipation every time 🤣

  • @SilentWeaponsIIl
    @SilentWeaponsIIl 10 месяцев назад +26

    Waiting for Phil's halloween costume this year of a giant banana wearing a denim vest

  • @jstring
    @jstring 10 месяцев назад +25

    Ryu dismantled him. Phil claims opponent is just mashing but we all see Ryu Counter and Punish popping up. And yet all Phil has in his inventory is his hooves smashing headbutt.

    • @Awellneededsmoke
      @Awellneededsmoke 10 месяцев назад +3

      Don’t forget buttslam and the command grab. It’s honestly sad Dave couldn’t place diamond with this denthead character.

  • @ThePinwheel
    @ThePinwheel 10 месяцев назад +48

    Out of all of the stupid shit I see Phil say on a regular basis, "rollback netcode is garbage" might be near the top of the list.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 10 месяцев назад +2

      he does not know how to do basic html code.. like he knows anything about netcode of gaming.. he does not even know what packets are.. i went to college to learn this again as i did servers as a kid gaming myself when phil was 21

    • @apa123APA
      @apa123APA 10 месяцев назад +5

      Him having now decided that any connection faster than 30ms is TOO FAST and causes input drops and game to speed up is the wildest cope coming out of this manchild in forever. If it was 0ms it means it's like playing offline, it's not going to speed up the game and start time traveling DSP wtf.

    • @Awellneededsmoke
      @Awellneededsmoke 10 месяцев назад +1

      he says rollback netcode is garbage for reasons that don’t make sense but also street fighter 6 is the standard for which every future fighting game should play online. Which is it Dave both of those statements can’t be true

  • @mauriciohiure2192
    @mauriciohiure2192 10 месяцев назад +17

    shout out to that Ken for perfecting him twice in the same set

    • @notsure4648
      @notsure4648 10 месяцев назад +1

      That ken was badass

  • @daddybuttoneyes
    @daddybuttoneyes 10 месяцев назад +15

    It reminds me of when he tried to sell the excuse that he was a high level and skillful SF player, but when people are pattern playing, button mashing or guessing moves, a skillful player such as himself can't compete with that.... which makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.😂

  • @taham33
    @taham33 10 месяцев назад +10

    "When the Ping is too small you don't have time to reack" HALP

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 10 месяцев назад +41

    That Ken player mopped the whole floor with Phil, damn 😂

    • @Throbingkcoc
      @Throbingkcoc 10 месяцев назад +12

      Double perfect KO's and Phil literally claimed the guy sucks and he is better then him.

    • @skreign
      @skreign 10 месяцев назад +2

      19:36 read dsp like a shitty book

    • @SrCarlo20
      @SrCarlo20 10 месяцев назад +1

      Which one of them lmao

  • @OzaruPride
    @OzaruPride 10 месяцев назад +18

    You can't outplay Phil!! he knows everything you are going to do. The only reason he loses is because he CANT DO ANYTHING!!! 😭

  • @zerillisguren7720
    @zerillisguren7720 10 месяцев назад +16

    "I have to guess"....yes, that's what you do in a fighting game is guess what your opponent is gonna do. Just like every other game

  • @pigroachman8712
    @pigroachman8712 10 месяцев назад +85

    Jasper died for literally no reason. Refund your "worthless controller" Phil, and buy your cat a damned blood test before his condition becomes terminal. #justice4jasper

    • @cameramanmukesh9233
      @cameramanmukesh9233 10 месяцев назад +5

      He's gone??

    • @NervousNoodles
      @NervousNoodles 10 месяцев назад +4

      How do you know dood?? Jasper is perfectly fine. If Jasper is not feeling well, he’ll say so - _then_ we can get the blood work done to figure out what’s wrong with him.

    • @NervousNoodles
      @NervousNoodles 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@cameramanmukesh9233 He will be.

    • @Throbingkcoc
      @Throbingkcoc 10 месяцев назад

      DSP shouldn't be allowed to own a pet. It sounds like him and his wife live like pigs leaving trash everywhere and leaving the cats litter box dirty.

    • @cameramanmukesh9233
      @cameramanmukesh9233 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@NervousNoodles poor cat. Deserves better

  • @TwoyBwoy
    @TwoyBwoy 10 месяцев назад +51

    3:12. Cammy didn't guess. You were clearly hitting a button and she has an invincible super. As a Cammy main, I would do that exact same thing.

    • @rubensano4860
      @rubensano4860 10 месяцев назад

      Why are you a Cammy main? Dirty boy.

    • @taham33
      @taham33 10 месяцев назад +13

      He doesn't really know what guess means either

    • @TheOhzoneLayer
      @TheOhzoneLayer 10 месяцев назад

      She definitely didn't have enough time to react to that input with a super

    • @theofficialhankhill3280
      @theofficialhankhill3280 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@TheOhzoneLayer she 100% did, she was knocked down and he prolly pressured her like five times before that so she knew that he was gonna keep doing it and she used a reversal, pretty much it

    • @TheOhzoneLayer
      @TheOhzoneLayer 10 месяцев назад

      @@theofficialhankhill3280 she probably knew he was going to do it cause it's his pattern but she didn't see the move come out then decide to do it. That's too fast for raw reaction time

  • @tuvalupanapa5490
    @tuvalupanapa5490 10 месяцев назад +14

    "He didn't earn it"
    "He did absolutley nothing"
    "Mash jab"
    "He's literally guessing"
    "There's nothing I could do"
    "He's playing a pattern"
    "Can't bloooock"
    "The net code"
    "He's just pressing buttons"
    "I can't do anything"
    All of these weak, pathetic excuses, not once will he admit that he just isn't that good.

    • @Waheed1991
      @Waheed1991 9 месяцев назад +2

      The ScrubLord's Prayer
      My Controls weren't working
      And if they were, you were playing dishonorably
      And if you weren't, you were playing without skill
      And if you were, it's not fun to play that way
      And if it is, you only care about winning

  • @Posidevv
    @Posidevv 10 месяцев назад +14

    He just can't take an L in anything whatsoever.

    • @Pelaquas
      @Pelaquas 10 месяцев назад +2

      This is what I don't understand. He's not on a massive losing streak or anything like that. He just can't handle a simple loss. 😂

    • @Posidevv
      @Posidevv 10 месяцев назад +1

      @Pelaquas and he'll complain so heavy even after being on a 3 to 5 win streak

  • @trevorpearlharbor5171
    @trevorpearlharbor5171 10 месяцев назад +7

    "I can't react! Look at the milliseconds!"
    *16*
    That's an amazing connection and he still lost. Jesus Christ.

    • @Bad_Gazpacho
      @Bad_Gazpacho 10 месяцев назад

      I'd kick my dog for that kind of stable connection.

  • @Bowtie12oclock
    @Bowtie12oclock 10 месяцев назад +10

    “With more input lag it gives you actually more time to react” -Phil The FGC is jealous of me” Burnell

  • @honeydarlinggaming9156
    @honeydarlinggaming9156 10 месяцев назад +15

    20:40 Phil just ltierally admiting that he KNOWS he will EVENTUALLY REACH IT NO MATTER WHAT. All he has to do just KEEP GRINDING. That's fucking hilarious and sad at the same time. Admiting there's NO SKILL OR EFFORT needed to reach master but beating himself off FURIOUSLY when he gets there. Hilarious.

  • @myzamau428
    @myzamau428 10 месяцев назад +8

    I think he genuinely believes all of his failings over a decade are based on the connection. I do wonder if this guy has ever thought "...is it me who's the problem?"

  • @Doge-bz3vj
    @Doge-bz3vj 10 месяцев назад +29

    15:59
    - Keeps attacking without spacing (definitely not mashing without thinking ahead)
    - Hit Zangief mid air that doesn't knock him down
    - Zangief landed and recovery then use critical art and it hit him because of "luck"
    Piggy definitely doesn't mashing button or failed to read Zangief who have critical art ready and full dive meters guys, Gief just super lucky ack ack ack

    • @TheLaurelCrown
      @TheLaurelCrown 10 месяцев назад +4

      Zangief player here. His CA is literally THE comeback move ideal for a wake-up since if you're near him when he executes it, there's no reaction to avoid it. Everyone knows so they tend to stay away but Phil got too greedy and he got owned

    • @Apocalypse754
      @Apocalypse754 10 месяцев назад +1

      MY LOYAL FANS

  • @Starkid4590
    @Starkid4590 10 месяцев назад +26

    What does Phil want at this point? When he plays ranked he's matched up with people that are better at the game. It's just how it is

    • @NervousNoodles
      @NervousNoodles 10 месяцев назад +3

      And he’s struggling hard on Diamond ranked players let alone Platinum ones.
      But remember - he reached Master with Blanka and according to him anyone who reaches Master is very good at the game. Ergo, Phil is excellent at the game. How can an excellent player be so bad at the game? Easy, they play online patterns and get lucky all the time.

    • @OSRSnChill
      @OSRSnChill 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@NervousNoodlesthey’re just guessing dood! They couldn’t hang at an evo torny where there’s no online pattern to hide behind, sound good? Alright.

    • @madphantompixels6478
      @madphantompixels6478 10 месяцев назад

      DSP is a seal clubber he just wants easy wins at this point so he can call it a day and tell everyone how masterful he is.

  • @RC__1207
    @RC__1207 10 месяцев назад +5

    I love those "You didn't outplay me" moments. Dude is snorting megatons of copium.

  • @FA7ALtheGOD
    @FA7ALtheGOD 10 месяцев назад +3

    Its so funny watching him try and play the 6th iteration in the series like the 2nd game in the series..

  • @Sillydk-ot6dk
    @Sillydk-ot6dk 10 месяцев назад +8

    LOL one second in and he is melting down " Mooooooom he took my wiiiiiiin" 👶🍼

  • @Throbingkcoc
    @Throbingkcoc 10 месяцев назад +5

    Watching him get beat by another E Honda was great. What a crybaby😢.

  • @adamt0987
    @adamt0987 10 месяцев назад +15

    With only 17ms of input lag, you can't react to any of that, cuz if you try, your move gets dropped and you're already hit.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 10 месяцев назад +3

      as a prior semipro gamer in cal league... packet loss is more important, especially if your ping is below 30 ms... phil has no clue what a packet is or ping in reality.. he just uses words others say from 2010 gaming days

    • @NervousNoodles
      @NervousNoodles 10 месяцев назад +4

      So a low ping is a detractor, and a high ping is also a detractor.

    • @everestshadow
      @everestshadow 10 месяцев назад

      @@dertythegrower Packet loss used to be an issue but for modern games it's not as much problematic as it used to be. Modern games often use forward correction, redundant packet delivery or out of order multiplexing to reduce the impact of packet loss. This is where the excuse of "dropping input" coming from. That said like every excuse Phil use he offers no proof to back it up. And like you pointed out he would not even know how anyway.

  • @Technature7567
    @Technature7567 10 месяцев назад +7

    Phil: I'm going to be less salty.
    Also Phil:

  • @LesPeterGuitarJam
    @LesPeterGuitarJam 10 месяцев назад +14

    Phil's knowledge of how net code works is just as strong as his gaming skills... Snort...

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 10 месяцев назад

      😂 lies caught at 13:40 as he claims it is high ping milliseconds in the connection.. the game uses basic science to calculate that.. its very low and says 16 ms... most people outside a big city will never see connection that fast.. he is excuse boook of excuses

  • @droclorefield6438
    @droclorefield6438 10 месяцев назад +7

    Always insult followed by fake laugh. Never change pigroach.

  • @fugoo8912
    @fugoo8912 10 месяцев назад +3

    That Cammy match must have been his first one on when he’s role playing as someone who’s a good sport 😂

  • @dontworryaboutit5490
    @dontworryaboutit5490 10 месяцев назад +18

    Love seeing him getting smashed by a low tier ryu, who has to rely on fundamentals and footsies to win. Then crying like the guy got lucky

    • @sillylittlesheepjax6009
      @sillylittlesheepjax6009 10 месяцев назад

      Ryu better tier than honda

    • @Apocalypse754
      @Apocalypse754 10 месяцев назад

      ​@sillylittlesheepjax6009 no he ain't. Honda is better. Mid tier character

  • @rp71284
    @rp71284 10 месяцев назад +18

    Phil played for 2+ hours and went up +300 in level points by barely winning 60% of his games. And even that was from the random times he beat a higher Diamond level than him.
    He's going to need at least 5-10 more streams just to get Master.

    • @honeydarlinggaming9156
      @honeydarlinggaming9156 10 месяцев назад +8

      And you KNOW. YOU KNOW he will claim this means he's "Good at the game" and "Proves he's good at fighting games" despite only have a BARELY about 50% winrate. Lol

    • @jaguarjosh24
      @jaguarjosh24 10 месяцев назад

      @@honeydarlinggaming9156 isnt it more like 42 since hes out of the casual/learning ranks?

    • @MasterJim87
      @MasterJim87 10 месяцев назад +4

      Rember when he said it would only take a few sessions to get to master 😂😂😂

    • @XxFinalFlashXx1
      @XxFinalFlashXx1 10 месяцев назад +2

      He freaked out when he placed Platinum and said it would take forever to hit Master lmao

    • @sillylittlesheepjax6009
      @sillylittlesheepjax6009 10 месяцев назад

      he is still better than 80% ppl watching him, sad but true

  • @nugzmedallion8929
    @nugzmedallion8929 10 месяцев назад +17

    20:43 "whatever! All I can do is keep playing and keep grinding and keep gaining points..." bro just admitted that getting to Master rank is just a matter of grinding but acted as if it was one of the biggest achievements of his entire life when he did it the first time. Also keep in mind he hasnt played hardly ANY actual games AT Master Rank because he knows he'd get destroyed and, in fact, he did the few games he did play. 100% guarantee when he gets to Master, he just never plays that character at Master and moves on to someone else. He doesn't wanna compete for Master Rate because it's a true ELO-style system where you win as much as your opponent loses and vice-versa, so he can't just grind to keep gaining points like he is now.

    • @taham33
      @taham33 10 месяцев назад +1

      He already said that after getting to master with Honda or Blanka, he will focus on the other one, and when he has both on Masters he will pick up "some of his secondary characters"
      So yeah, he doesn't actually plan to use any character on Master rank. He doesn't even use them on Community Nights

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 10 месяцев назад +1

      ❤ very well said... adult like take unlike derich

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 10 месяцев назад +3

      And I will bet my life that he will never get master with a character that takes skilll like Lily, Jamie, Ryu, Chun-Li, and Dhalism.

    • @nugzmedallion8929
      @nugzmedallion8929 10 месяцев назад

      @JoeyCentral definitely, 120% never Lily bro, you have to have an IQ just a *little* higher than the 80-90 points that would show up if Phil took the test to play Lily effectively at high levels. Honestly all the other characters you said fit this mold as well, especially Dhalsim, but something tells me he probably wouldnt be able to even get Lily past Diamond 1 or 2 at most. If that.

  • @lawlessx9
    @lawlessx9 10 месяцев назад +8

    He depends way to much on drive rush low into grab. He doesnt even think about it he does it even when hes too far away to hit😂

  • @Arashi_2358
    @Arashi_2358 10 месяцев назад +5

    I thought his hand hurt.

  • @zombieclown18
    @zombieclown18 10 месяцев назад +3

    How does he not get tired of repeating the same excuse over and over again he sound like a broken record

  • @nugzmedallion8929
    @nugzmedallion8929 10 месяцев назад +4

    15:58 "MY LOYAL FANS" 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 classic Gief shit! The salt is delicious.

  • @InfestedJester
    @InfestedJester 10 месяцев назад +4

    He does a completely unsafe move, guy blocks and punishes. Phil's response "what a fucking scrub" 😆😆😆 What else was he expecting the guy to do?

  • @Nagai1989
    @Nagai1989 10 месяцев назад +4

    Phil just expects his opponents to put their controller/joystick on the table and let him win.

  • @thatONEmachine
    @thatONEmachine 10 месяцев назад +3

    He's trying SO HARD to not freak out. It's pathetic, actually. Like everything else he does.
    "There's no reason to get worked up over it..." and then proceeds to get REALLY worked up about it.

  • @StarkosiTV
    @StarkosiTV 6 месяцев назад +1

    "DiDn'T oUtPlAy Me" -- Then why didn't you win?

  • @milkinobama8160
    @milkinobama8160 10 месяцев назад +3

    “He didn’t earn any hits.”
    What does that mean? How are these hits unearned. Imagine him in an actual fight and he tries to say stupid crap like this.
    “Yeah, he punched me 20 times in the face but they were unearned though, so the lost didn’t count really.”

  • @DarkPatro56
    @DarkPatro56 10 месяцев назад +2

    4:00 And it was still enough to beat yer ass. Piggy's asking for ChrisG levels of ass whooping daily. "Pain is pleasure ack ack ack!"

  • @jervey123
    @jervey123 10 месяцев назад +1

    *ping says 15ms
    "look at the milliseconds!! i can't react, can't do anything about it..."

  • @sway6011
    @sway6011 10 месяцев назад +7

    how tf he do be hatin when he plays the most gimmick char in sf6

  • @vkp2211
    @vkp2211 10 месяцев назад +7

    incredible master level player gaining only 300 points in 3 hours of nonstop gameplay in diamond.

  • @surrenderfleet
    @surrenderfleet 10 месяцев назад +2

    "Didn't outplay me - I knew what he was doing!"
    DSP in a Honda Mirror match that he lost

  • @Hexagonal_Crank
    @Hexagonal_Crank 10 месяцев назад +7

    7:16 - wait, did he just say "Can't block" while walking forward into an attack?

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 10 месяцев назад +2

      we can see the inputs in replays and pro players prove this in sf6 replays of him playing with the input arrows on the sides... its phil not doing fast and accurate inputs, for undeniable sure 😂

    • @jazzygeofferz
      @jazzygeofferz 10 месяцев назад

      Sounds about right. Like when he complains that he couldn't block when he gets hit during the active or recovery frames of an unsafe move.

  • @cypherdk85
    @cypherdk85 10 месяцев назад +2

    Dont forget, capcom is a huge detractor, even though it says 31 ping for Phil, its really 3000 😉

  • @UnFun--_--
    @UnFun--_-- 10 месяцев назад +3

    Oh. The game deals in nanoseconds... That explains why he's losing. Phil's brain only deals in yoctoseconds in Planck time.

  • @roundishcap
    @roundishcap 10 месяцев назад +9

    Is everyone but the character dsp plays "top tier" Also he is getting downloaded every match.

  • @junglered2009
    @junglered2009 10 месяцев назад +3

    Dave, you know throw escapes are a thing right? Love how he claims pattern play but falls for it every time

  • @boltsy1395
    @boltsy1395 10 месяцев назад +1

    Remember this is the guy who can’t get past the 1st boss in armored core 6 and guess what everyone… IT WAS A HELICOPTER!!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @nathanielbeven9052
    @nathanielbeven9052 10 месяцев назад +2

    if only his ego could stop coping verbally for 1 second he could concentrate on playing better. its like Tourettes for regarded people.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 10 месяцев назад

      🎉i say this out loud a lot.. if he just stoppes trying to create excuses why he lost.. he may be able to focus on.. the game

  • @philipblaise5166
    @philipblaise5166 10 месяцев назад +2

    Need to start doing a drinking game for how many times he says i cant do anything

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 10 месяцев назад

      You won’t make it through a single stream alive

  • @vq9834uq3
    @vq9834uq3 10 месяцев назад +2

    19:37 he gets angry faster than he can react with reversal LMFAO even with two hits of hitstop

  • @thatONEmachine
    @thatONEmachine 10 месяцев назад +1

    Every opponent Phail plays guesses. He guesses too, he just guesses wrong constantly and his opponents guess correctly every time.

  • @shaunedaniel
    @shaunedaniel 10 месяцев назад +2

    Same day this streamed happened. Justin Wong posted a video where he went on a 20+ win streak playing Honda at Master rank and said he needed to be nerfed. lol

  • @jazzygeofferz
    @jazzygeofferz 10 месяцев назад +1

    They're all top tier when he's playing against them, but not viable for competitive play when he picks them.
    He's been watching Justin Wong with all his talk of "OD"

  • @bakuequinox5879
    @bakuequinox5879 10 месяцев назад +1

    I like that you're edits of the Banana song is getting more intricate every time.

  • @Athrun82
    @Athrun82 10 месяцев назад +2

    "Zero input lag makes you unable to react" Uhhhmmm maybe YOUR reaction time is just atrocious? Ever thought about that?

  • @ashleybrooke2087
    @ashleybrooke2087 10 месяцев назад +1

    I always love his argument that somehow not having a strategy against him would be more effective than having one. If people are crushing you "pressing random buttons", how badly would you actually get bodied by someone with real skills?

  • @chad8813
    @chad8813 10 месяцев назад +2

    Hes extra salty lately because his best sf6 paypig has abandoned him and its exquisite

  • @SmokeyAmp
    @SmokeyAmp 10 месяцев назад +1

    "Didn't do anything impressive or revolutionary"
    As if DSP's gameplay is absolutely unique and never-before seen.
    Truth of it is, Phil, they don't need to do anything impressive to beat you.

  • @eviled33
    @eviled33 10 месяцев назад +1

    OMM and Jaxx now accounting for half his daily tips per day

  • @iamlucidess
    @iamlucidess 10 месяцев назад +1

    Lovely Jamie play. Didn't know you could heavy air kick then luminous kick after a level 3!

  • @LowTierDio
    @LowTierDio 10 месяцев назад +1

    I love that phil has no concept of frame data and advantage, or being plus or minus.

    • @mickjagger223
      @mickjagger223 10 месяцев назад

      He's still stuck in the Street Fighter 2 era where that stuff didn't matter. He will never adapt to the new era of fighting games where you need to know frame data.

  • @xMakavelo
    @xMakavelo 10 месяцев назад

    Lol wtf, he seriously complained about good connection, I can’t anymore 😂

  • @amadeushellsing1998
    @amadeushellsing1998 10 месяцев назад +2

    Ahhh yesss more Phil salt and rage perfect thing to cheer me up

  • @allieboy181
    @allieboy181 10 месяцев назад +1

    Any time Phil gets a sliver of a chance to win he chokes. Lol

  • @steelo1364
    @steelo1364 10 месяцев назад +1

    He honestly said that with more MS delay you can react better, might be the biggest cope he has ever said since being on the internet. Truly an insane man.

  • @WeCareAlot4693
    @WeCareAlot4693 10 месяцев назад

    "I still don't know why I'm getting hit! I didn't do anything."
    Try: doing something.

  • @ThePsyMinded
    @ThePsyMinded 10 месяцев назад

    Dsp: "They mash on wake up! Mash mash mash!" 3 seconds later: Randomly use command grab 100 ft away. xD

  • @SaoJun
    @SaoJun 10 месяцев назад +1

    How much "gatekeeping" can it be, if he fails to reach, let alone clear, the boundary line consistently?
    Some people can get there by grind, not skill.
    Getting there is one thing, staying there is another.
    There's only so much carrying of incompetence can be done, before the carrier's back gets broken.

  • @The_Claymores
    @The_Claymores 10 месяцев назад

    DSP says he's non-stop dropping moves but in the next breath says "nothing I can do"...

  • @freewoo9218
    @freewoo9218 10 месяцев назад +1

    I think he decides on his main excuse before stream. Tonight was guessing random moves and getting lucky.

  • @number1enemyoftheuseless985
    @number1enemyoftheuseless985 10 месяцев назад +1

    I don't understand his logic.... I don't even play fighting games and he acts like me turning on one and expecting every match to be the easiest because I've played video games for years.

  • @shushshush7137
    @shushshush7137 10 месяцев назад +13

    Man dsp is about to do bathsalt and bite someone face off at this point. He lost his whales and now he keeps getting destroyed online getting beyond salty

    • @ShadowFox10587O
      @ShadowFox10587O 10 месяцев назад +4

      He's probably going to snap at some point. He's been in a downward spiral for years but this year has been especially bad for him. The side scrollers interview really broke him.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 10 месяцев назад

      that was not bath salt.. i wss there in miami that day that guy did that.. its pcp that makes people do that. they did not detect anything in the face eater dna as pcp has a very low halflife within 24 hours.. so analysis didnt detect it in time.. undeniable...

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 10 месяцев назад

      that was pcp.. media didnt know what they were on.. they admit this and i was a local in miami that day

    • @666slateran666
      @666slateran666 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@ShadowFox10587Othat side scrollers episode was madness. I did not expect keem and itsagundam. That interview lost any shred of respect i might of had for Phil for being an OG. Straight chronic liar

  • @apa123APA
    @apa123APA 10 месяцев назад +1

    "That's online play, look at the milliseconds. Didn't let me react." 16ms?! That's an amazing connection, how can you possible blame lag- oh right, this is DSP, who thinks that if the connection is TOO good, then it somehow starts speeding through time and space and the game runs faster.

  • @isupportthecurrentthing5225
    @isupportthecurrentthing5225 10 месяцев назад +1

    I used to act like this when I played video games too. At 9 years old. 🤣

  • @BrockShake
    @BrockShake 10 месяцев назад +1

    My favorite part of last night's disaster stream was after Phil won and declared "that is how you get outplayed" only to get absolutely bodied in the next round by the same player.

  • @NASkeywest
    @NASkeywest 10 месяцев назад +2

    We have to get a pro player or game developer to react to Phil’s excuses

  • @Tempest2110
    @Tempest2110 10 месяцев назад +1

    So phil just admitted that in person anyone would win against him by complaining about the 17ms connection lol

  • @SrCarlo20
    @SrCarlo20 10 месяцев назад

    Whenever Phil says "mmmmh?" Like in a Sherlock Holmes movie so we get to the conclusion that he is getting screwed by the game because... Reasons

  • @batangbatugan
    @batangbatugan 10 месяцев назад

    Even Phil has ran out of excuses why he sucks too much he's resorted to 8 year old schoolyard bully voice mocking. THAT IS HIS 15 YEAR BEGACY.

  • @Gentou76
    @Gentou76 10 месяцев назад +1

    At least I know Phil and his dents will be forever confined to the shallow end of the gene pool.