DSP Infuriated Has Mental Breakdown Feeling Impotent After Not Being Able to Beat High Rank Players

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  • Опубликовано: 29 авг 2023
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  • @RC-cv3bv
    @RC-cv3bv 10 месяцев назад +423

    I'm so glad that Phil wasted $500 just to get these results.

    • @MRC325
      @MRC325 10 месяцев назад +6

      What did he spend 500 dollars on?

    • @robdavideogamer4119
      @robdavideogamer4119 10 месяцев назад +50

      ​@@MRC325he spent $300 on a new stick then at least $60 on the game(probably more since I can only assume he got the fighter pass or special edition) so yeah like 400 to 500 dollars

    • @solidvault3698
      @solidvault3698 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@robdavideogamer4119he got the most expensive version of SF6 for the pass and all

    • @newseager4021
      @newseager4021 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@robdavideogamer4119 Gotta buy garbage he will use for a week instead of paying off his extensive IRS debt. God I hope he gets pinched for tax evasion eventually, he absolutely deserves it.

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 10 месяцев назад +31

      Yup, all the money in the world can't buy you skill.

  • @milkinobama8160
    @milkinobama8160 10 месяцев назад +244

    Love how he not only calling them terrible players, but also occasionally terrible people too. Imagine being called a terrible person due to the other person skill issue

    • @SrCarlo20
      @SrCarlo20 10 месяцев назад +34

      Because he takes a damn videogame too seriously, like a child.
      I'm not immune to salt, but after I get the floor swept with myself by master players I try to say gg and laugh it off, Phil practically doubles my age lmao

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@SrCarlo20 he takes everything way too seriously.

    • @simplelife88393
      @simplelife88393 10 месяцев назад +19

      He literally once got his random blanka ball react DP'd and said 'Go f your mother' to the guy

    • @OSRSnChill
      @OSRSnChill 10 месяцев назад +11

      The projection he displays when raging is the best part of the salt IMO

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@simplelife88393i quote... "F*ck you and your mother, you both suck" 😂

  • @RetrowaveCinema
    @RetrowaveCinema 10 месяцев назад +275

    I love how nobody is a good player for phil because they are not playing "at competitive level, with competitive combos". My brother in Christ, if I want to spam the high kick button and nothing else all match, I will do that. And if you get your ass beaten by that, it is clear to me that you have no idea what is happening in this game and just smash your hooves on the joystick.

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 10 месяцев назад +39

      It's doubly funny when you consider all the effort and time he's prepared to put in to learn any character is five minutes against a training dummy to memorise like a couple combos because he's a variety streamer DOOD and doesn't have time for DAT SNORTSNORTSNORT
      So it's not as if he's playing at a competitive level, with competitive combos either. But he's still the best ever, better than all the players who put more time into the game than he does.

    • @rebel4466
      @rebel4466 10 месяцев назад +41

      He's a narcissist. Things can't be his fault. It's the net code, the joystick, the lag, online khambos... Did you see him admitting a serious flaw at any point in 15 years? didn't think so.
      Check some information on "narcissistic injury" and see how it perfectly fits lil Dave.
      (Interestingly fits a lot of lolcows of all different shapes and sizes)

    • @kgriffi22222
      @kgriffi22222 10 месяцев назад +11

      Yeah he just wants to win easy not learn anything. This is the result when he gets destroyed. Tasty salt 😂😂

    • @iRemainNameless
      @iRemainNameless 10 месяцев назад

      Rollback netcode. Just being honest. Nothin I could do@@rebel4466

    • @kin4386
      @kin4386 10 месяцев назад +22

      It's the very simple response of "If the player who just beat your ass is apparently shit, what does that make you?"

  • @Trashboat444
    @Trashboat444 10 месяцев назад +235

    Phil: *praises SF6 online as a way to cope with being bad at mk1*
    Also Phil: "this online sucks, it drops everything, its trash"

    • @ValSempai
      @ValSempai 10 месяцев назад +22

      "I honestly think we've been spoiled by street fighter 6 and how good the online is" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SamaelMoneyStein
      @SamaelMoneyStein 10 месяцев назад +1

      What ? Mk 1 is available to play ? 🥴

    • @ValSempai
      @ValSempai 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@SamaelMoneyStein there was a beta my friend!

    • @shizochaos
      @shizochaos 10 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah his ego will never even allow a mere thought that the one who's bad here is DSP

    • @ValSempai
      @ValSempai 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@Deadener. lmao what "same complaints"

  • @IamAliGamer_
    @IamAliGamer_ 10 месяцев назад +69

    “She doesn’t know how to play the game, you suck ass”
    …And he’s losing lmfao

    • @Tezasaurus
      @Tezasaurus 10 месяцев назад +6

      "You didn't beat me! Your moves beat mine"

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine 10 месяцев назад +6

      "SHE DIDN'T BEAT ME!" after getting perfected.

  • @dookiefingers8436
    @dookiefingers8436 10 месяцев назад +189

    DSP: "YOU BEAT ME IN A GAME? YOURE AN *AWFUL* PERSON!"
    Also DSP: "Most people that dont like me are stup!d, just bein' awnest"
    DSP is allowed to call you an awful, horrible human for beating him in a game, but if you EVER call out the bad things he does in real life, youre a morahn, just bein' awnest.

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper 10 месяцев назад +17

      When did the internet become so toxic? Whenever Phil logs on.

    • @Alxmir23
      @Alxmir23 10 месяцев назад +13

      mature adult thinks youre an awful person for playing a certain way in a video game

    • @scnoz1430
      @scnoz1430 10 месяцев назад +2

      That’s just the dsp character dood. He’s doing it for entertainment dood

    • @BenHeckHacks
      @BenHeckHacks 10 месяцев назад

      "My haters are filled with TOX-CIT-SISSY!" 10 seconds later Phil tells a viewer to f**k themselves.

    • @JustVibin123
      @JustVibin123 10 месяцев назад +3

      WHY AM I TOXIC

  • @Abedeuss
    @Abedeuss 10 месяцев назад +40

    "NO DRIVE CANCEL... oh I didn't have it, I burned out myself somehow?" this mohran wanted to complain about game drahping inputs, before realizing it was his mistake FOR ONCE. Had to add the "somehow" because of course gotta minimize his faults.

  • @YoutubeStyleChannel
    @YoutubeStyleChannel 10 месяцев назад +102

    In a few years he will pass this all off as being a character.
    I can understand getting frustrated at a game, but the abuse of his hardware and the verbal abuse he hurls at people who beat him is beyond acceptable. I wonder why the FGC want nothing to do with him.

    • @rsonic510
      @rsonic510 10 месяцев назад +11

      He already does, watch the Sidescrollers interview

    • @nathanstreety294
      @nathanstreety294 10 месяцев назад +7

      Wait till Star Field, that will tell you if he's got a few years left in this dying career. If his day 1 isn't massive, then he's screwed. Even he'll have to look inwards.

    • @DeTaxxman
      @DeTaxxman 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@nathanstreety294I think he is so delusional he will spin it to be the trolls fault.

    • @nathanstreety294
      @nathanstreety294 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@DeTaxxman It's not a if, but when.

    • @eziomorte3380
      @eziomorte3380 10 месяцев назад

      He's at 95$ after 3 hours of streaming atm. Not so great, 50$ came from one whale. @@nathanstreety294

  • @novarat4089
    @novarat4089 10 месяцев назад +42

    that jumping cammy was 100% fucking with him lmao

    • @bustinmayo6595
      @bustinmayo6595 10 месяцев назад +3

      Eh, theres alot of players that just play like that all the time. They run away until they are in the corner and then jump out. What he shouldve done is jump back light to keep her in the corner, it completely screws over these types of players

  • @spencermcbride3881
    @spencermcbride3881 10 месяцев назад +33

    "I'M TIRED OF IT CHEATING!!!!" dude legit sounds like he's about to cry

  • @crimsoncutz8430
    @crimsoncutz8430 10 месяцев назад +52

    It's wild how every single character is unplayable garbage when he's using them and broken and unbeatable when he's playing against them. I had no idea Capcom was releasing such huge balance patches every other day.

    • @BindingOfMe
      @BindingOfMe 10 месяцев назад +13

      Capcom dropping those Phil exclusive hotfixes

    • @ValSempai
      @ValSempai 10 месяцев назад +8

      What's even crazier is he's complains that everyone is top tier but Honda actually has the highest win rate in almost every rank. Hell last week jwong uploaded a video of him playing Honda going on a 25 win streak. Phil has no excuse

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 2 месяца назад +2

      Capcom is a detractor dude

  • @Ouroboros619
    @Ouroboros619 10 месяцев назад +87

    I lost because of lag.
    If there's no lag, then it's because it's a top tier character.
    If it's not a top tier character, then it's an online pattern.
    If it's not an online pattern, it's because they guessed.
    If they didn't guess, then it's just bad luck, so it's completely out of my control and I can't be blamed.
    It's not me, it's not my fault.

    • @jkdman2007
      @jkdman2007 10 месяцев назад +8

      The game dropped my inputs!

    • @kgriffi22222
      @kgriffi22222 10 месяцев назад +10

      Best description of DSP ever, right? Sound good? Snort

    • @pewpew9193
      @pewpew9193 10 месяцев назад +1

      The story of his life.

    • @joshbkimmusic
      @joshbkimmusic 10 месяцев назад +4

      Did… did you just turn the core-a gaming scrublord’s prayer into a dsp loser prayer?…
      You damned genius…

    • @GamerGarm
      @GamerGarm 10 месяцев назад +3

      And if it wasn't luck, the opponent did nothing impressive so it doesn't count anyways.

  • @bridge7885
    @bridge7885 10 месяцев назад +50

    I love that he says "the connection is so good that its making me worst." Little bro, just admit that you don't know what you are doing

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen 10 месяцев назад +4

      Ping under 17ms? Bad. Over 30ms? Also bad. 😂 phil can only play at the exact latency of 22ms. Anything else IS BULLSH*T lmao

    • @shareefpeoples5317
      @shareefpeoples5317 10 месяцев назад +2

      Then he just says ohh they are an online cammy despite there being no lag. He needsto just stop playing but that means going to work lol

  • @JustinTrudeau1971
    @JustinTrudeau1971 10 месяцев назад +52

    Doesn’t he realize that everyone playing SF has to guess? He whines like he’s the only one and everyone else has clairvoyance.

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 10 месяцев назад +12

      For something he thinks this choreographed like wrestling. This is indeed a guessing game. How are other players supposed to know what move you’re using?

    • @itloaf
      @itloaf 10 месяцев назад +2

      really was funny hearing "because it's online, I couldn't walk up and block flash kick on reaction" lmao

    • @TheSimpleMan454
      @TheSimpleMan454 10 месяцев назад +3

      I'mma pull out the ol' Boondocks clip soon. But the thing most pro fighters learn to do early is:
      *Ahem* "READ! READ! SEE THIS? READ NIGGA!"

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 2 месяца назад

      He thinks he's playing Street Fighter 3

  • @shushshush7137
    @shushshush7137 10 месяцев назад +29

    Who knew malding would fix his body pain. If we didnt know any better I'd say he " gasp" lied ?!

  • @CamusSC
    @CamusSC 10 месяцев назад +54

    Man today was his most deranged session for sure 😂😂😂

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen 10 месяцев назад +4

      Top 5 for sure lmao

  • @theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658
    @theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658 10 месяцев назад +33

    ''This is so cheap I was blocking that, I was pressing buttons. There it is again, I only lost because he used online tactics: online lag, online grab, online jumping, online combos.''

  • @Tuck752
    @Tuck752 10 месяцев назад +42

    Bro flat out admitted he hates fighting people who know how to play against his style of play and it discourages him from playing. You’d think a dude who’s been playing FG’s for like 30 years would have a better attitude towards that and put it towards improving but I guess not.

    • @apa123APA
      @apa123APA 10 месяцев назад +4

      It's unfair that Honda doesn't play like a better Zangief dood. Nahnsense game when he can't win mashing grabs.

    • @shareefpeoples5317
      @shareefpeoples5317 10 месяцев назад

      Hes a pig and greedy for easy wins lol. Thats why he moved on to ps5 to smurf 😂. Hopefully he participates in Master MR matchmaking I wanna see him get turned into a pork roast

  • @bobross-hv6dy
    @bobross-hv6dy 10 месяцев назад +191

    Game is cheating, his enemies are cheating, everyone is a scrub, the Phil is always perfect. He's never wrong as amd story has shown.

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 10 месяцев назад +20

      And he's never outplayed.

    • @ViViDG
      @ViViDG 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@venomfuryx3250 He only loses games because they drop his inputs.

    • @ValSempai
      @ValSempai 10 месяцев назад +1

      It's funny because yeah sure occasionally everyone complains about a input not coming out but Phil is the ONLY person that complains about phantom button presses "I didn't do that!!!"

    • @Deeeeeeeee1
      @Deeeeeeeee1 10 месяцев назад

      @@ValSempai Every normal person occasionally complains about misinputs, but usually congratulates their opponent. Phil occasionally congratulates his opponent, but usually complains about a misinputs.

    • @BooktownBoy
      @BooktownBoy 10 месяцев назад

      There is always an excuse, but that excuse never includes the words, "they were better than me"...

  • @meowforjasper2838
    @meowforjasper2838 10 месяцев назад +124

    All of this with a bad neck that he hurt in his shower. Wow, DSP is amazingly courageous and can tough anything out. Did you guys know he doesn't feel pain?

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 10 месяцев назад +30

      Money dulls the agony, tip him to see this medical marvel unfold.

    • @WingsOfAgeOfConsent
      @WingsOfAgeOfConsent 10 месяцев назад +27

      It's a good thing he used to be a bodybuilder and strengthened those enormous muscles to resist pain.

    • @Throbingkcoc
      @Throbingkcoc 10 месяцев назад +14

      His muscles have turned to jelly from 15 years of sitting and not doing any physical activities.

    • @DoritosBurger
      @DoritosBurger 10 месяцев назад +8

      Must have been jacking it pretty hard if he managed to hurt his neck doing it.

    • @drkRoss89
      @drkRoss89 10 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@WingsOfAgeOfConsentI'm pretty sure if he tried doing 30 bodyweight squats his legs would fold like a deck chair.

  • @excaliber2010
    @excaliber2010 10 месяцев назад +163

    I’m glad you included other characters that weren’t Ken, beating him down. Phil is always whining and crying how unfair Ken is, but he keeps getting bodied by others too.

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 10 месяцев назад +13

      And Phil would play bad with Ken also.

    • @justagamethrower
      @justagamethrower 10 месяцев назад +1

      The only time i feel even 2% bad for Phil is when he's going against Ken after Ken since he's actually a problem in 6, But other than that the pigroach can keep crying about everything

    • @CarlBriggs861
      @CarlBriggs861 10 месяцев назад +14

      @@justagamethrowerPhil’s main character, Blanka, is actually considered a counter pick to Ken.
      Blanka is also considered top tier, as is Honda

    • @uldrs
      @uldrs 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@justagamethrower Not even gonna feel bad for that. Most the shit Ken does in SF6 is just scrub killer neutral skip that should be no problem for someone who's been playing the game for 20 years. Past that it's just good ol' neutral which Phil should have an advantage in.

    • @RuteFernandes-qs6pc
      @RuteFernandes-qs6pc 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@CarlBriggs861 lol okay.. I dislike Phil as much as anybody else but neither Blanka nor Honda are "considered" top tier. In all of EVO, both are among the lowest 5 in pick rate. 4 Blankas and 6 Hondas. In contrast, the were 31 Kens and 29 JPs. Among the top 100 players online, there's 2 Blankas and 2 Hondas. In contrast, there's 16 Kens, 13 JPs.

  • @fabiopereira8208
    @fabiopereira8208 10 месяцев назад +18

    Pink Cammy was trolling him so hard lmao

  • @boingo762
    @boingo762 10 месяцев назад +20

    I bet Juri saying "Cya loser" after her level 1 super hits too close to home for Phil

  • @Blisterdude123
    @Blisterdude123 10 месяцев назад +28

    He is impotent, in all probability, in all manner of ways.

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen 10 месяцев назад +3

      He's impotent and soft in every conceivable way lmao

  • @Soulmakerc
    @Soulmakerc 10 месяцев назад +92

    I love how tough he can be behind the camera but any real human contack he folds like his honda and blanka 😂

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yep. I'd give anything to confront him in public and watch him piss his pants. He strikes me as the type of kid to piss his pants before fights break out.

  • @ShadowBaofu
    @ShadowBaofu 10 месяцев назад +55

    It just isn't a Memology video without DSP getting perfected.

    • @TheSpectre2300
      @TheSpectre2300 10 месяцев назад +1

      (obnoxious DSP Laugh)

    • @TheSimpleMan454
      @TheSimpleMan454 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@TheSpectre2300Hurluh hurr ack agh ack ack ack ha agh ack ack ack!

  • @havyn88
    @havyn88 10 месяцев назад +17

    I love how he keeps slamming his fightstick and wonders why it's malfunctioning

    • @rsonic510
      @rsonic510 10 месяцев назад +4

      And even then, it's not.

  • @bleuornage4388
    @bleuornage4388 10 месяцев назад +26

    Only DSP would say low ping is worse for you

  • @Robotnik19
    @Robotnik19 10 месяцев назад +37

    That poor controller does absolutely nothing wrong and he beats the crap out of it

  • @jonesy66691
    @jonesy66691 10 месяцев назад +19

    The controller smacks are excellent.

  • @kazirjunior1341
    @kazirjunior1341 10 месяцев назад +6

    "I gussed! Theres nothing i can do! He just wants to win!" Lol wtf

  • @GamerGarm
    @GamerGarm 10 месяцев назад +6

    Wow! All that rocking back and forth on the X and Y axis, screaming and slamming the hooves and not a single sign of the neck/back pain. It's a Christmas miracle!

  • @DSPTriesItMemology101
    @DSPTriesItMemology101  10 месяцев назад +43

    40 min Sodium Nuke dropping boys, prepare 🧨💣💥

    • @kmc7308
      @kmc7308 10 месяцев назад +1

      Even on camera sometimes too also, craig from sidescrollers tore him all stream and not once did he even argue back the way he does when he plays against random players on SF6

  • @TheVioletPanda
    @TheVioletPanda 10 месяцев назад +48

    Man it's nice to get home after a hard day's work and watch DSP fail at freeloading makes me feel better about myself haha

    • @mikea-mc3wo
      @mikea-mc3wo 10 месяцев назад +1

      Right!! Lol..

    • @shizochaos
      @shizochaos 10 месяцев назад

      same, it's still bullshit how much money this moron makes though

  • @DeadweightAnbu
    @DeadweightAnbu 10 месяцев назад +16

    That modern Cammy really got under his skin and I’m all for it lmao 😅 I’ll have to learn her for that performance alone

  • @InfestedJester
    @InfestedJester 10 месяцев назад +8

    "I'm only losing to top tiers!"...gets completely cooked by bottom 5 characters 😄

  • @HolyLightning4
    @HolyLightning4 10 месяцев назад +11

    He’s gonna hate A.K.I 😂😂😂

  • @DoctorKarkand
    @DoctorKarkand 10 месяцев назад +26

    Remember guys, if you beat him in a game, not only you're a terrible player, but ALSO, an awful person.

  • @onlyicedgarrett7791
    @onlyicedgarrett7791 10 месяцев назад +18

    DSP: *presses Command Grab: a powerful option, especially when you are at frame advantage such as after landing Honda's stomp, forcing the opponent to block a Drive Rush normal, or on the opponent’s wakeup. However, it loses to jumps and gets full-punished by jumps to offset how dangerous it can be to defend against the threat of a command grab*
    Opponent: *jumps, a defensive option that beats command grabs but loses to most straightforward attacks, especially meaty attacks or Honda's butt slam*
    DSP: COMPLETELY RANDOM GUESS, UNEARNED

  • @Posidevv
    @Posidevv 10 месяцев назад +16

    Remember the chronic back and neck pain Phil had???
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Yea. I don't remember it either 😂😂

  • @turbo2763
    @turbo2763 10 месяцев назад +15

    When he left that lily after one match after calling everyone else pussies for doing the same thing. Too much cringe for me.

  • @MrJoy-hn9il
    @MrJoy-hn9il 10 месяцев назад +51

    18:35 Man, imagine having the game you hit Master on be against a raging DSP. I don't think I'd ever be able to stop laughing.

    • @Black_Revue
      @Black_Revue 10 месяцев назад +3

      The Last Session a Zangief got Master the Second they Squashed Pigroach

  • @ruminating1596
    @ruminating1596 10 месяцев назад +15

    That Master Guile molested the piggy. This is why he will get to Master rank and then not play that character again.

  • @Valentino-64
    @Valentino-64 10 месяцев назад +8

    (Gets walk-up thrown)
    Phil, who can't tech a throw: "OMG I can't do anything! I have no options there!"
    I'm starting to think that he's not the professional fighting game player he thinks he is lol

  • @nevablowingbubbles1337
    @nevablowingbubbles1337 10 месяцев назад +8

    34:36 I love how pigroach gets clobbered by someone called "piggrinder", very befitting.

  • @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer
    @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer 10 месяцев назад +11

    Its amasing how everything the opponent does is "random", but every move he does is "planned".

  • @Maximus7th
    @Maximus7th 10 месяцев назад +49

    Clicked on this faster than DSP losing to another Ken main.

    • @BlueBerry20071
      @BlueBerry20071 10 месяцев назад +4

      I don't think that's possible actually.

    • @marduke45
      @marduke45 10 месяцев назад +11

      he isnt.....
      kenough.

    • @pawnpure123
      @pawnpure123 10 месяцев назад +5

      This made me laugh out loud.

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 10 месяцев назад +12

    Phil complains about bad players but I have yet to see the man string a single combo 😂

  • @RayManSWE
    @RayManSWE 10 месяцев назад +12

    22:47 “Why did that counter hit” Phil back at it again with us literally being able to SEE the start up of a move and still claim he did nothing

  • @VDViktor
    @VDViktor 10 месяцев назад +4

    “I couldnt block flash kick on reaction”.
    Who tf blocks flash kick on reaction? Xdd

    • @spikeprodigy
      @spikeprodigy Месяц назад

      A fucking level 8 bot and that’s about it 😂 bro doesn’t seem to understand you should just… be blocking and not try and block on reaction, in a game with no instant block lol

  • @MostPowerfulOfAllTime
    @MostPowerfulOfAllTime 10 месяцев назад +41

    I love that he complains about people using drive impact correctly.

    • @fabiopereira8208
      @fabiopereira8208 10 месяцев назад +15

      And complaining modern has 1 button drive impact when classic has it too 😂

  • @allieboy181
    @allieboy181 10 месяцев назад +14

    Why does he torture himself every night playing this game? He just gets his ass kicked for an hour or two then calls it quits lol

    • @jazzygeofferz
      @jazzygeofferz 10 месяцев назад +2

      If tips stay low he'll be dropping it soon because it'll be an unbalanced mess and he never liked it.

    • @AirahsELL
      @AirahsELL 10 месяцев назад +3

      He needs to prove he's good with a 51% winrate thatll carry his mains to Master. Reminder he got Master Blanka early on when everyone was getting inflated ranks and it's taking him much longer now despite smurfing.

  • @Coyotebriggs
    @Coyotebriggs 10 месяцев назад +5

    "I'M OUTPLAYING HIM BUT HE STILL WINS!" Well you don't know what "Outplay ' means, that's for sure.

  • @nathanirwin01
    @nathanirwin01 10 месяцев назад +3

    "nothing I can do, I can't get out the corner now" Gets out the corner next move.

  • @Corran123
    @Corran123 10 месяцев назад +16

    Phil's offense boils down to headbutt, buttslam and questionable driverush resets into oicho. He doesn't use hands, he doesn't finish combos and meter is exclusively used for random supers. Piggie's excuses are frame perfect though 👌

    • @LemanRuss1992
      @LemanRuss1992 10 месяцев назад +2

      Phil has no idea how to use Honda he relies on 3 moves when he has such a diverse moveset

  • @MrJoy-hn9il
    @MrJoy-hn9il 10 месяцев назад +10

    I don't get how he plays Honda and NEVER uses Hundred Hand Slap. He always complains about people who spam/mash the same moves but he relies so much on headbutt and the command grab (which he whiffs constantly). Like I'm no Master but come on..

  • @jstring
    @jstring 10 месяцев назад +38

    17ms = Phil “Can’t do anything too laggy”

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss 10 месяцев назад +15

      One time he claimed 30ms is too fast and game speeds up too much for him.

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 2 месяца назад

      There's always an excuse ​@@Abedeuss

  • @kmc7308
    @kmc7308 10 месяцев назад +8

    "Today i bit the bullet and bought a brand new joystick at 350$" - DSP
    But these highlights are priceless

  • @airiakizuki5592
    @airiakizuki5592 10 месяцев назад +7

    Juri says "seeya loser" talking to phil instead of Honda

  • @jermainecunningham3472
    @jermainecunningham3472 10 месяцев назад +11

    Such a good player he doesn't even look at his meter😂

  • @justuntheranderson3141
    @justuntheranderson3141 10 месяцев назад +6

    His neck is so hurt isn’t it!! After spending the last 2 days about his neck he seems perfectly fine now!

  • @adamt0987
    @adamt0987 10 месяцев назад +4

    it's crazy how he says words and they don't mean anything, like "pattern"

  • @Sk801Erik
    @Sk801Erik 10 месяцев назад +3

    Bro he literally just sits in one spot and spams headbutt 😂😂

  • @karan_for_you
    @karan_for_you 10 месяцев назад +37

    Only if he admitted that he stinks at SF, he'd have been able to cash on it. But the stubbornness is why people dislike him. He actually thinks that he is good SF player blaming on lag, modern controls, dropped move, garbage players, blaming the whole game, overpowered characters etc. The list is endless. He'd rather blame literally anything else that has nothing to do with game than realizing that he is a scrub himself. Phil, get off the internet, stop begging and get a job.

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 10 месяцев назад +6

      Same goes for every game he plays, it's never his fault.

    • @silviesereneblossom
      @silviesereneblossom 10 месяцев назад +1

      Do you really think this man can hold gainful employment

  • @Athrun82
    @Athrun82 10 месяцев назад +10

    34:30 The perfect name for a DSP opponent: piggrinder. Just perfect

  • @evandrosoad
    @evandrosoad 10 месяцев назад +4

    Classic control players: HE GUESSES.
    Modern Control Players: MODERN CONTROLS MAHN

  • @iAronn
    @iAronn 10 месяцев назад +5

    If the ping is 80 he complains about lag if the ping is literally 13 he complains rollback net code sucks. Lmao “low ping makes the game worse” okay so which would you prefer, peer to peer or rollback LMAO it’s like he forgets he is playing an online game. Literally unreal

  • @angrygameraaron
    @angrygameraaron 10 месяцев назад +18

    What a meaningful, robust and chill stream.

  • @stationaryniggurath7690
    @stationaryniggurath7690 10 месяцев назад +10

    all the salt healed his back pain.

  • @SilentWeaponsIIl
    @SilentWeaponsIIl 10 месяцев назад +12

    @14:00 Juri on her phone deleting Derich's sex tweets before going back to whoop Phil's ass.

  • @SR1M3
    @SR1M3 10 месяцев назад +23

    dsp has anger issues so im sure him singing is a way to calm down lmao

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 10 месяцев назад +5

      Anger issues he’ll never resolve.

  • @alanthe2
    @alanthe2 10 месяцев назад +3

    He’s always trying to have fun, and yet fun always seems just out of reach

  • @lilheinz9496
    @lilheinz9496 10 месяцев назад +8

    if this game and the SS interview actually causes the true end of the snorting lying begacy, i can die happy haha i really ben haopy lately

  • @argonautprops9513
    @argonautprops9513 10 месяцев назад +12

    Dsp can literally give 90% of the content scrub quotes puts out lmao.

  • @Achselis
    @Achselis 10 месяцев назад +8

    19:08 nearly killed me. Complains about high ping and dropped inputs, but also complains about dropped inputs on low ping. Decide what you want Fillip. Also complains about rollback netcode while delay and rollback frames were sitting at 0 frames for the entire match.

  • @SkeletonFlower
    @SkeletonFlower 10 месяцев назад +2

    Complaining about the viablity of your character while facing LILY is definitely something that only DSP would do.

  • @Throbingkcoc
    @Throbingkcoc 10 месяцев назад +6

    Phil stopped playing on Xbox when he hit Master rank because he knew he would get waxed 90% of the time.

  • @TheZodiacRipper
    @TheZodiacRipper 10 месяцев назад +46

    The thing is that Phil actually wins many matches and memology101 still manages to make a 40 minute video of pure obnoxius salt.

    • @giova2704
      @giova2704 10 месяцев назад +43

      He only wins because he relies on his opponent not knowing the match up and playing a pattern of blanka ball/honda headbutt, grabs and super/ex reversal.
      It's the reason why he gets perfected so often, as soon as they learn how his character fights and figure out his pattern, he's done

    • @Kurinth
      @Kurinth 10 месяцев назад

      And you can see it in the longer sets, when he gets rematched with the same people, they start mopping him once they figure it out. @@giova2704

    • @lilypacastsupper8922
      @lilypacastsupper8922 10 месяцев назад +15

      @@giova2704 yea, he's a gimmick player that causes the game to be a random rock paper scissors spam fest

    • @Gamersgoinblind
      @Gamersgoinblind 10 месяцев назад +16

      I don't doubt he wins, the go from 3 star platinum to 4 star diamond is quite a bit
      The big thing is that Phil is a sore loser which makes his losses at least salt loaded and plays "perfectly" never lost a single fight intentionally

    • @rockmanraiden6627
      @rockmanraiden6627 10 месяцев назад

      He bitches when he wins too

  • @rodsgaming
    @rodsgaming 10 месяцев назад +4

    19:40 imagine hitting master rank off beating DSP, must feel great 😂

  • @evandrosoad
    @evandrosoad 10 месяцев назад +1

    what a coincidence, the higher the ranking, the more lucky his opponent gets, so weird.

  • @kazirjunior1341
    @kazirjunior1341 10 месяцев назад +5

    Its amazing how committed he has been to the "complain and stay the same" motto for so long lol

  • @JoelElTractor
    @JoelElTractor 10 месяцев назад +25

    How is he not embarrassed acting like this... 😐

    • @jazzygeofferz
      @jazzygeofferz 10 месяцев назад +14

      Because he lives in his little echo chamber surrounded by sycophants who think he's such a great person.

    • @Chickadee777
      @Chickadee777 10 месяцев назад +4

      He hasn't had to meaningfully interact with other humans for over 15 years. He just stays at home on his ass playing video games. Meanwhile, most of us have rich work and home lives. We can't sit around in our underwear yelling at a screen all day. We actually have to interact with our peers. Thus, we have a semblance of shame.

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 2 месяца назад

      Narcissist

  • @dynastes4938
    @dynastes4938 10 месяцев назад +1

    That Manon towards the end was named "piggrinder". Quite appropriate.

  • @drgaming2296
    @drgaming2296 10 месяцев назад +7

    DSP HAS OFFICIALLY LOST IT AFTER THIS VIDEO 😂😂😂

  • @SrCarlo20
    @SrCarlo20 10 месяцев назад +6

    He is so fucking child-like. It shows he hasn't had to work for anything in his life, he lacks the ability to see that if the opponent is better than him, it's because he has put more effort in the game
    But no, Phil is the center of the universe and everything must be handed over to Snort Lord

    • @quemsereu2009
      @quemsereu2009 10 месяцев назад +3

      Dude is 41 acting like a kid in COD lobbies back in 2006. It's embarrassing

  • @Blind-cow
    @Blind-cow 10 месяцев назад +9

    From all the whining he does it sounds like the ideal fighting game would be one where the opponent tells you exactly what moves they’re gonna do in advance and then he just wins, that or he just wants champions as a fighting game.

    • @jazzygeofferz
      @jazzygeofferz 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, there'd be no startup or recovery frames, no hitstun or blockstun, and everything would cancel into everything else, especially being able to block halfway through that unsafe move you just threw out.

  • @jaymorgan7728
    @jaymorgan7728 10 месяцев назад +4

    Middle aged man screaming and crying at kids beating him in a game.

  • @garbagemalloy6153
    @garbagemalloy6153 10 месяцев назад +8

    Funny how the bad back was not a problem even after all that movement, guess all the blood pumping on those grease incrusted veins relieved the pain

  • @deadexo-3
    @deadexo-3 10 месяцев назад +3

    It’s just a word jumble of excuses at this point. Phil is definitely someone who loves to talk shit because he’s never been punched in the mouth.

  • @pizza_w
    @pizza_w 10 месяцев назад +8

    Complains about top tier characters and then gets bodied by almost every character on the roster.

  • @rubensano4860
    @rubensano4860 10 месяцев назад +1

    'No...I don't know what you are talking about anyway?'
    So which is it, Phil?

  • @pilkman01
    @pilkman01 10 месяцев назад +4

    Phil sure bounces and bobs around a lot for someone with supposedly debilitating neck pain.

  • @IntheBay85
    @IntheBay85 10 месяцев назад +5

    SQUEEZE BANANAAAAA!

  • @newseager4021
    @newseager4021 10 месяцев назад +2

    Someone should really report him to the IRS for tax fraud. He can waste thousands of dollars on trips/random garbage but he can't pay off his debt to the IRS? Pretty fishy...
    I heard the IRS will reward you if anything comes of it too. Just saying.

  • @afairchance
    @afairchance 10 месяцев назад +5

    It amazes me that he lost as much as he did and in a row as often and STILL slowly is climbing. Just goes to show how fucking easy the rank system is. in diamond and master you NEED to loose more than you gain when you loose by atleast 5 or 10 points like for real you should not be able to limb to master with 35-45% win rate

  • @milkinobama8160
    @milkinobama8160 10 месяцев назад +7

    9:27 this is such a funny cope. A lot of people say Honda is high tier and Phil can’t handle it.

  • @Kurinth
    @Kurinth 10 месяцев назад +3

    " I dont think honda's good at high level, I think he sucks, he's so limited with what he can do" I literally watched a blind man play Honda, in day 2 pools of EVO, vs Luke and he won.

  • @s0613765
    @s0613765 10 месяцев назад +1

    That Cammy player walked up and threw him like 8 times. "Nothing i can do, see? I have zero options there"
    That player was being really predictable with it. DSP could, you know, tech the throw? Instead he blames Honda being a bad character

  • @ZensMeatSlab
    @ZensMeatSlab 10 месяцев назад +33

    He calls every character except his top-tier, when he plays top-tier. Doesn't get the game, doesn't use all the mechanics or his characters moves, never hits the lab, and never learns. This is SFIV all over again, and I love it.

    • @apa123APA
      @apa123APA 10 месяцев назад +4

      The real audacity is him saying that Honda is "hard work".

    • @Awellneededsmoke
      @Awellneededsmoke 10 месяцев назад +2

      actually mindnumbing that he unironically thinks Blanka isn’t a top tier character with his 3 reversals one of em being plus on block lmao and having some of the best normal pokes and anti airs in the entire game. Doesn’t hold a candle to Ken goob!

    • @Awellneededsmoke
      @Awellneededsmoke 10 месяцев назад

      @@apa123APAHard working Honda spamming buttslam and command grab that’s the only way piggu got any wins this stream against people that don’t know the matchup.

  • @daddybrian11
    @daddybrian11 10 месяцев назад +4

    It’s so funny Phil thinks he so good but can’t even admit he lost a match