DSP Infuriated Has Mental Breakdown Feeling Impotent After Not Being Able to Beat High Rank Players

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  • @RC-cv3bv
    @RC-cv3bv Год назад +435

    I'm so glad that Phil wasted $500 just to get these results.

    • @MRC325
      @MRC325 Год назад +6

      What did he spend 500 dollars on?

    • @robdavideogamer4119
      @robdavideogamer4119 Год назад +53

      ​@@MRC325he spent $300 on a new stick then at least $60 on the game(probably more since I can only assume he got the fighter pass or special edition) so yeah like 400 to 500 dollars

    • @solidvault3698
      @solidvault3698 Год назад +1

      @@robdavideogamer4119he got the most expensive version of SF6 for the pass and all

    • @newseager4021
      @newseager4021 Год назад +1

      @@robdavideogamer4119 Gotta buy garbage he will use for a week instead of paying off his extensive IRS debt. God I hope he gets pinched for tax evasion eventually, he absolutely deserves it.

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 Год назад +33

      Yup, all the money in the world can't buy you skill.

  • @IamAliGamer_
    @IamAliGamer_ Год назад +82

    “She doesn’t know how to play the game, you suck ass”
    …And he’s losing lmfao

    • @Tezasaurus
      @Tezasaurus Год назад +8

      "You didn't beat me! Your moves beat mine"

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine Год назад +10

      "SHE DIDN'T BEAT ME!" after getting perfected.

  • @milkinobama
    @milkinobama Год назад +256

    Love how he not only calling them terrible players, but also occasionally terrible people too. Imagine being called a terrible person due to the other person skill issue

    • @SrCarlo20
      @SrCarlo20 Год назад +39

      Because he takes a damn videogame too seriously, like a child.
      I'm not immune to salt, but after I get the floor swept with myself by master players I try to say gg and laugh it off, Phil practically doubles my age lmao

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 Год назад +8

      @@SrCarlo20 he takes everything way too seriously.

    • @simplelife88393
      @simplelife88393 Год назад +19

      He literally once got his random blanka ball react DP'd and said 'Go f your mother' to the guy

    • @OSRSnChill
      @OSRSnChill Год назад +11

      The projection he displays when raging is the best part of the salt IMO

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen Год назад

      ​@@simplelife88393i quote... "F*ck you and your mother, you both suck" 😂

  • @Abedeuss
    @Abedeuss Год назад +47

    "NO DRIVE CANCEL... oh I didn't have it, I burned out myself somehow?" this mohran wanted to complain about game drahping inputs, before realizing it was his mistake FOR ONCE. Had to add the "somehow" because of course gotta minimize his faults.

  • @RetrowaveCinema
    @RetrowaveCinema Год назад +285

    I love how nobody is a good player for phil because they are not playing "at competitive level, with competitive combos". My brother in Christ, if I want to spam the high kick button and nothing else all match, I will do that. And if you get your ass beaten by that, it is clear to me that you have no idea what is happening in this game and just smash your hooves on the joystick.

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 Год назад +40

      It's doubly funny when you consider all the effort and time he's prepared to put in to learn any character is five minutes against a training dummy to memorise like a couple combos because he's a variety streamer DOOD and doesn't have time for DAT SNORTSNORTSNORT
      So it's not as if he's playing at a competitive level, with competitive combos either. But he's still the best ever, better than all the players who put more time into the game than he does.

    • @rebel4466
      @rebel4466 Год назад +43

      He's a narcissist. Things can't be his fault. It's the net code, the joystick, the lag, online khambos... Did you see him admitting a serious flaw at any point in 15 years? didn't think so.
      Check some information on "narcissistic injury" and see how it perfectly fits lil Dave.
      (Interestingly fits a lot of lolcows of all different shapes and sizes)

    • @kgriffi22222
      @kgriffi22222 Год назад +11

      Yeah he just wants to win easy not learn anything. This is the result when he gets destroyed. Tasty salt 😂😂

    • @iRemainNameless
      @iRemainNameless Год назад

      Rollback netcode. Just being honest. Nothin I could do@@rebel4466

    • @kin4386
      @kin4386 Год назад +24

      It's the very simple response of "If the player who just beat your ass is apparently shit, what does that make you?"

  • @Trashboat444
    @Trashboat444 Год назад +243

    Phil: *praises SF6 online as a way to cope with being bad at mk1*
    Also Phil: "this online sucks, it drops everything, its trash"

    • @ValSempai
      @ValSempai Год назад +23

      "I honestly think we've been spoiled by street fighter 6 and how good the online is" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SamaelMoneyStein
      @SamaelMoneyStein Год назад +1

      What ? Mk 1 is available to play ? 🥴

    • @ValSempai
      @ValSempai Год назад +1

      @@SamaelMoneyStein there was a beta my friend!

    • @shizochaos
      @shizochaos Год назад +2

      Yeah his ego will never even allow a mere thought that the one who's bad here is DSP

    • @ValSempai
      @ValSempai Год назад +1

      @@Deadener. lmao what "same complaints"

  • @YoutubeStyleChannel
    @YoutubeStyleChannel Год назад +108

    In a few years he will pass this all off as being a character.
    I can understand getting frustrated at a game, but the abuse of his hardware and the verbal abuse he hurls at people who beat him is beyond acceptable. I wonder why the FGC want nothing to do with him.

    • @rsonic510
      @rsonic510 Год назад +11

      He already does, watch the Sidescrollers interview

    • @ScrambledBrain5
      @ScrambledBrain5 Год назад +7

      Wait till Star Field, that will tell you if he's got a few years left in this dying career. If his day 1 isn't massive, then he's screwed. Even he'll have to look inwards.

    • @DeTaxxman
      @DeTaxxman Год назад +3

      @@ScrambledBrain5I think he is so delusional he will spin it to be the trolls fault.

    • @ScrambledBrain5
      @ScrambledBrain5 Год назад +1

      @@DeTaxxman It's not a if, but when.

    • @eziomorte3380
      @eziomorte3380 Год назад

      He's at 95$ after 3 hours of streaming atm. Not so great, 50$ came from one whale. @@ScrambledBrain5

  • @meowforjasper2838
    @meowforjasper2838 Год назад +128

    All of this with a bad neck that he hurt in his shower. Wow, DSP is amazingly courageous and can tough anything out. Did you guys know he doesn't feel pain?

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 Год назад +29

      Money dulls the agony, tip him to see this medical marvel unfold.

    • @WingsOfAgeOfConsent
      @WingsOfAgeOfConsent Год назад +27

      It's a good thing he used to be a bodybuilder and strengthened those enormous muscles to resist pain.

    • @Throbingkcoc
      @Throbingkcoc Год назад +14

      His muscles have turned to jelly from 15 years of sitting and not doing any physical activities.

    • @DoritosBurger
      @DoritosBurger Год назад +8

      Must have been jacking it pretty hard if he managed to hurt his neck doing it.

    • @drkRoss89
      @drkRoss89 Год назад +5

      ​@@WingsOfAgeOfConsentI'm pretty sure if he tried doing 30 bodyweight squats his legs would fold like a deck chair.

  • @novarat4089
    @novarat4089 Год назад +51

    that jumping cammy was 100% fucking with him lmao

    • @bustinmayo6595
      @bustinmayo6595 Год назад +4

      Eh, theres alot of players that just play like that all the time. They run away until they are in the corner and then jump out. What he shouldve done is jump back light to keep her in the corner, it completely screws over these types of players

  • @Ouroboros619
    @Ouroboros619 Год назад +101

    I lost because of lag.
    If there's no lag, then it's because it's a top tier character.
    If it's not a top tier character, then it's an online pattern.
    If it's not an online pattern, it's because they guessed.
    If they didn't guess, then it's just bad luck, so it's completely out of my control and I can't be blamed.
    It's not me, it's not my fault.

    • @jkdman2007
      @jkdman2007 Год назад +8

      The game dropped my inputs!

    • @kgriffi22222
      @kgriffi22222 Год назад +12

      Best description of DSP ever, right? Sound good? Snort

    • @pewpewTN
      @pewpewTN Год назад +1

      The story of his life.

    • @joshbkimmusic
      @joshbkimmusic Год назад +4

      Did… did you just turn the core-a gaming scrublord’s prayer into a dsp loser prayer?…
      You damned genius…

    • @Iridium-77-g
      @Iridium-77-g Год назад +4

      And if it wasn't luck, the opponent did nothing impressive so it doesn't count anyways.

  • @bridge7885
    @bridge7885 Год назад +55

    I love that he says "the connection is so good that its making me worst." Little bro, just admit that you don't know what you are doing

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen Год назад +6

      Ping under 17ms? Bad. Over 30ms? Also bad. 😂 phil can only play at the exact latency of 22ms. Anything else IS BULLSH*T lmao

    • @shareefpeoples5317
      @shareefpeoples5317 Год назад +2

      Then he just says ohh they are an online cammy despite there being no lag. He needsto just stop playing but that means going to work lol

  • @fabiopereira8208
    @fabiopereira8208 Год назад +21

    Pink Cammy was trolling him so hard lmao

  • @JustinTrudeau1971
    @JustinTrudeau1971 Год назад +58

    Doesn’t he realize that everyone playing SF has to guess? He whines like he’s the only one and everyone else has clairvoyance.

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 Год назад +15

      For something he thinks this choreographed like wrestling. This is indeed a guessing game. How are other players supposed to know what move you’re using?

    • @itloaf
      @itloaf Год назад +3

      really was funny hearing "because it's online, I couldn't walk up and block flash kick on reaction" lmao

    • @TheSimpleMan454
      @TheSimpleMan454 Год назад +5

      I'mma pull out the ol' Boondocks clip soon. But the thing most pro fighters learn to do early is:
      *Ahem* "READ! READ! SEE THIS? READ NIGGA!"

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 9 месяцев назад

      He thinks he's playing Street Fighter 3

  • @crimsoncutz8430
    @crimsoncutz8430 Год назад +59

    It's wild how every single character is unplayable garbage when he's using them and broken and unbeatable when he's playing against them. I had no idea Capcom was releasing such huge balance patches every other day.

    • @BindingOfMe
      @BindingOfMe Год назад +15

      Capcom dropping those Phil exclusive hotfixes

    • @ValSempai
      @ValSempai Год назад +9

      What's even crazier is he's complains that everyone is top tier but Honda actually has the highest win rate in almost every rank. Hell last week jwong uploaded a video of him playing Honda going on a 25 win streak. Phil has no excuse

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 9 месяцев назад +3

      Capcom is a detractor dude

  • @Iridium-77-g
    @Iridium-77-g Год назад +6

    Wow! All that rocking back and forth on the X and Y axis, screaming and slamming the hooves and not a single sign of the neck/back pain. It's a Christmas miracle!

  • @shushshush7137
    @shushshush7137 Год назад +29

    Who knew malding would fix his body pain. If we didnt know any better I'd say he " gasp" lied ?!

  • @turbo2763
    @turbo2763 Год назад +16

    When he left that lily after one match after calling everyone else pussies for doing the same thing. Too much cringe for me.

  • @nevablowingbubbles1337
    @nevablowingbubbles1337 Год назад +9

    34:36 I love how pigroach gets clobbered by someone called "piggrinder", very befitting.

  • @7ftofdirt
    @7ftofdirt Год назад +22

    I bet Juri saying "Cya loser" after her level 1 super hits too close to home for Phil

  • @kazirjunior1341
    @kazirjunior1341 Год назад +6

    "I gussed! Theres nothing i can do! He just wants to win!" Lol wtf

  • @spencermcbride3881
    @spencermcbride3881 Год назад +37

    "I'M TIRED OF IT CHEATING!!!!" dude legit sounds like he's about to cry

  • @Tuck752
    @Tuck752 Год назад +45

    Bro flat out admitted he hates fighting people who know how to play against his style of play and it discourages him from playing. You’d think a dude who’s been playing FG’s for like 30 years would have a better attitude towards that and put it towards improving but I guess not.

    • @apa123APA
      @apa123APA Год назад +4

      It's unfair that Honda doesn't play like a better Zangief dood. Nahnsense game when he can't win mashing grabs.

    • @shareefpeoples5317
      @shareefpeoples5317 Год назад

      Hes a pig and greedy for easy wins lol. Thats why he moved on to ps5 to smurf 😂. Hopefully he participates in Master MR matchmaking I wanna see him get turned into a pork roast

  • @theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658
    @theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658 Год назад +37

    ''This is so cheap I was blocking that, I was pressing buttons. There it is again, I only lost because he used online tactics: online lag, online grab, online jumping, online combos.''

  • @havyn88
    @havyn88 Год назад +18

    I love how he keeps slamming his fightstick and wonders why it's malfunctioning

    • @rsonic510
      @rsonic510 Год назад +4

      And even then, it's not.

  • @HolyLightning4
    @HolyLightning4 Год назад +11

    He’s gonna hate A.K.I 😂😂😂

  • @excaliber2010
    @excaliber2010 Год назад +165

    I’m glad you included other characters that weren’t Ken, beating him down. Phil is always whining and crying how unfair Ken is, but he keeps getting bodied by others too.

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 Год назад +13

      And Phil would play bad with Ken also.

    • @justagamethrower
      @justagamethrower Год назад +1

      The only time i feel even 2% bad for Phil is when he's going against Ken after Ken since he's actually a problem in 6, But other than that the pigroach can keep crying about everything

    • @CarlBriggs861
      @CarlBriggs861 Год назад +15

      @@justagamethrowerPhil’s main character, Blanka, is actually considered a counter pick to Ken.
      Blanka is also considered top tier, as is Honda

    • @uldrs
      @uldrs Год назад +7

      @@justagamethrower Not even gonna feel bad for that. Most the shit Ken does in SF6 is just scrub killer neutral skip that should be no problem for someone who's been playing the game for 20 years. Past that it's just good ol' neutral which Phil should have an advantage in.

    • @RuteFernandes-qs6pc
      @RuteFernandes-qs6pc Год назад +3

      @@CarlBriggs861 lol okay.. I dislike Phil as much as anybody else but neither Blanka nor Honda are "considered" top tier. In all of EVO, both are among the lowest 5 in pick rate. 4 Blankas and 6 Hondas. In contrast, the were 31 Kens and 29 JPs. Among the top 100 players online, there's 2 Blankas and 2 Hondas. In contrast, there's 16 Kens, 13 JPs.

  • @bobross-hv6dy
    @bobross-hv6dy Год назад +193

    Game is cheating, his enemies are cheating, everyone is a scrub, the Phil is always perfect. He's never wrong as amd story has shown.

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 Год назад +20

      And he's never outplayed.

    • @ViViDG
      @ViViDG Год назад +3

      @@venomfuryx3250 He only loses games because they drop his inputs.

    • @ValSempai
      @ValSempai Год назад +1

      It's funny because yeah sure occasionally everyone complains about a input not coming out but Phil is the ONLY person that complains about phantom button presses "I didn't do that!!!"

    • @Deeeeeeeee1
      @Deeeeeeeee1 Год назад

      @@ValSempai Every normal person occasionally complains about misinputs, but usually congratulates their opponent. Phil occasionally congratulates his opponent, but usually complains about a misinputs.

    • @BooktownBoy
      @BooktownBoy Год назад

      There is always an excuse, but that excuse never includes the words, "they were better than me"...

  • @evandrosoad
    @evandrosoad Год назад +2

    what a coincidence, the higher the ranking, the more lucky his opponent gets, so weird.

  • @ruminating1596
    @ruminating1596 Год назад +15

    That Master Guile molested the piggy. This is why he will get to Master rank and then not play that character again.

  • @airiakizuki5592
    @airiakizuki5592 Год назад +7

    Juri says "seeya loser" talking to phil instead of Honda

  • @Soulmakerc
    @Soulmakerc Год назад +93

    I love how tough he can be behind the camera but any real human contack he folds like his honda and blanka 😂

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine Год назад +1

      Yep. I'd give anything to confront him in public and watch him piss his pants. He strikes me as the type of kid to piss his pants before fights break out.

  • @SilentWeaponsIIl
    @SilentWeaponsIIl Год назад +12

    @14:00 Juri on her phone deleting Derich's sex tweets before going back to whoop Phil's ass.

  • @DSPTriesItMemology101
    @DSPTriesItMemology101  Год назад +44

    40 min Sodium Nuke dropping boys, prepare 🧨💣💥

    • @kmc7308
      @kmc7308 Год назад +1

      Even on camera sometimes too also, craig from sidescrollers tore him all stream and not once did he even argue back the way he does when he plays against random players on SF6

  • @MrJoyShow
    @MrJoyShow Год назад +10

    I don't get how he plays Honda and NEVER uses Hundred Hand Slap. He always complains about people who spam/mash the same moves but he relies so much on headbutt and the command grab (which he whiffs constantly). Like I'm no Master but come on..

  • @InfestedJester
    @InfestedJester Год назад +8

    "I'm only losing to top tiers!"...gets completely cooked by bottom 5 characters 😄

  • @jonesy66691
    @jonesy66691 Год назад +19

    The controller smacks are excellent.

  • @Blisterdude123
    @Blisterdude123 Год назад +28

    He is impotent, in all probability, in all manner of ways.

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen Год назад +3

      He's impotent and soft in every conceivable way lmao

  • @DeadweightAnbu
    @DeadweightAnbu Год назад +16

    That modern Cammy really got under his skin and I’m all for it lmao 😅 I’ll have to learn her for that performance alone

  • @ZensMeatSlab
    @ZensMeatSlab Год назад +33

    He calls every character except his top-tier, when he plays top-tier. Doesn't get the game, doesn't use all the mechanics or his characters moves, never hits the lab, and never learns. This is SFIV all over again, and I love it.

    • @apa123APA
      @apa123APA Год назад +4

      The real audacity is him saying that Honda is "hard work".

    • @Awellneededsmoke
      @Awellneededsmoke Год назад +2

      actually mindnumbing that he unironically thinks Blanka isn’t a top tier character with his 3 reversals one of em being plus on block lmao and having some of the best normal pokes and anti airs in the entire game. Doesn’t hold a candle to Ken goob!

    • @Awellneededsmoke
      @Awellneededsmoke Год назад

      @@apa123APAHard working Honda spamming buttslam and command grab that’s the only way piggu got any wins this stream against people that don’t know the matchup.

  • @jstring
    @jstring Год назад +41

    17ms = Phil “Can’t do anything too laggy”

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss Год назад +14

      One time he claimed 30ms is too fast and game speeds up too much for him.

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 9 месяцев назад

      There's always an excuse ​@@Abedeuss

  • @CamusSC
    @CamusSC Год назад +54

    Man today was his most deranged session for sure 😂😂😂

  • @ZooberWezeeKenzan
    @ZooberWezeeKenzan Год назад +12

    22:47 “Why did that counter hit” Phil back at it again with us literally being able to SEE the start up of a move and still claim he did nothing

  • @ItzVioletPanda
    @ItzVioletPanda Год назад +49

    Man it's nice to get home after a hard day's work and watch DSP fail at freeloading makes me feel better about myself haha

    • @mikea-mc3wo
      @mikea-mc3wo Год назад +1

      Right!! Lol..

    • @shizochaos
      @shizochaos Год назад

      same, it's still bullshit how much money this moron makes though

  • @trancandy1
    @trancandy1 4 месяца назад +1

    (gets whiff punished) JUST MASH!! THEY JUST MASHED AND GET A FREE KAHMBO

  • @bleuornage4388
    @bleuornage4388 Год назад +28

    Only DSP would say low ping is worse for you

  • @MrJoyShow
    @MrJoyShow Год назад +52

    18:35 Man, imagine having the game you hit Master on be against a raging DSP. I don't think I'd ever be able to stop laughing.

    • @Black_Revue
      @Black_Revue Год назад +3

      The Last Session a Zangief got Master the Second they Squashed Pigroach

  • @honeydarlinggaming9156
    @honeydarlinggaming9156 Год назад +2

    I would like to remind everyone. During that intro. He was suffering from SEVERE neckpain that has him in CONSTANT agony everytime he even RAISES his arm accordinng to him.

  • @Maximus7th
    @Maximus7th Год назад +51

    Clicked on this faster than DSP losing to another Ken main.

    • @BlueBerry20071
      @BlueBerry20071 Год назад +5

      I don't think that's possible actually.

    • @marduke45
      @marduke45 Год назад +12

      he isnt.....
      kenough.

    • @pawnpure123
      @pawnpure123 Год назад +6

      This made me laugh out loud.

  • @luvz2spooch831
    @luvz2spooch831 Год назад +2

    For someone whose neck and back is killing him he sure does flail allot.

  • @Posidevv
    @Posidevv Год назад +16

    Remember the chronic back and neck pain Phil had???
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Yea. I don't remember it either 😂😂

  • @nathanirwin01
    @nathanirwin01 Год назад +3

    "nothing I can do, I can't get out the corner now" Gets out the corner next move.

  • @Robotnik19
    @Robotnik19 Год назад +40

    That poor controller does absolutely nothing wrong and he beats the crap out of it

  • @adamt0987
    @adamt0987 Год назад +4

    it's crazy how he says words and they don't mean anything, like "pattern"

  • @Valentino-64
    @Valentino-64 Год назад +8

    (Gets walk-up thrown)
    Phil, who can't tech a throw: "OMG I can't do anything! I have no options there!"
    I'm starting to think that he's not the professional fighting game player he thinks he is lol

  • @MostPowerfulOfAllTime
    @MostPowerfulOfAllTime Год назад +41

    I love that he complains about people using drive impact correctly.

    • @fabiopereira8208
      @fabiopereira8208 Год назад +15

      And complaining modern has 1 button drive impact when classic has it too 😂

  • @dynastes4938
    @dynastes4938 Год назад +1

    That Manon towards the end was named "piggrinder". Quite appropriate.

  • @ShadowBaofu
    @ShadowBaofu Год назад +57

    It just isn't a Memology video without DSP getting perfected.

    • @TheSpectre2300
      @TheSpectre2300 Год назад +1

      (obnoxious DSP Laugh)

    • @TheSimpleMan454
      @TheSimpleMan454 Год назад +1

      ​@@TheSpectre2300Hurluh hurr ack agh ack ack ack ha agh ack ack ack!

  • @allieboy181
    @allieboy181 Год назад +16

    Why does he torture himself every night playing this game? He just gets his ass kicked for an hour or two then calls it quits lol

    • @jazzygeofferz
      @jazzygeofferz Год назад +2

      If tips stay low he'll be dropping it soon because it'll be an unbalanced mess and he never liked it.

    • @AirahsELL
      @AirahsELL Год назад +4

      He needs to prove he's good with a 51% winrate thatll carry his mains to Master. Reminder he got Master Blanka early on when everyone was getting inflated ranks and it's taking him much longer now despite smurfing.

  • @cerebralisk
    @cerebralisk Год назад +1

    lol watching that manon player send him to clown town in repayment for him calling her man-o

  • @VDViktor
    @VDViktor Год назад +4

    “I couldnt block flash kick on reaction”.
    Who tf blocks flash kick on reaction? Xdd

    • @spikeprodigy
      @spikeprodigy 8 месяцев назад

      A fucking level 8 bot and that’s about it 😂 bro doesn’t seem to understand you should just… be blocking and not try and block on reaction, in a game with no instant block lol

  • @SR1M3
    @SR1M3 Год назад +23

    dsp has anger issues so im sure him singing is a way to calm down lmao

  • @Athrun82
    @Athrun82 Год назад +10

    34:30 The perfect name for a DSP opponent: piggrinder. Just perfect

  • @shis1988
    @shis1988 Год назад +1

    34:50 PIGGRINDER no f-ing way!!! 💀💀💀
    "You didn't hit me!" Wow, this has "I never failed the mission" vibes. Here it's spookier, though, because he is much older.

  • @deadexo-3
    @deadexo-3 Год назад +3

    It’s just a word jumble of excuses at this point. Phil is definitely someone who loves to talk shit because he’s never been punched in the mouth.

  • @DoctorKarkand
    @DoctorKarkand Год назад +26

    Remember guys, if you beat him in a game, not only you're a terrible player, but ALSO, an awful person.

  • @tropicalpenguin4668
    @tropicalpenguin4668 Год назад +1

    at around 24:40 kim counterhits him after doing that scissor kick, 5 seconds later she scissor kicks again and counter hits again, then says he "guessed wrong"
    bruh, like he is just fundamentally a bad player, how do you not see the counterhit and go "alright, watch out for that move because its plus"

  • @alansquared
    @alansquared Год назад +3

    He’s always trying to have fun, and yet fun always seems just out of reach

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 Год назад +13

    Phil complains about bad players but I have yet to see the man string a single combo 😂

  • @SrCarlo20
    @SrCarlo20 Год назад +6

    He is so fucking child-like. It shows he hasn't had to work for anything in his life, he lacks the ability to see that if the opponent is better than him, it's because he has put more effort in the game
    But no, Phil is the center of the universe and everything must be handed over to Snort Lord

    • @quemsereu2009
      @quemsereu2009 Год назад +3

      Dude is 41 acting like a kid in COD lobbies back in 2006. It's embarrassing

  • @Coyotebriggs
    @Coyotebriggs Год назад +5

    "I'M OUTPLAYING HIM BUT HE STILL WINS!" Well you don't know what "Outplay ' means, that's for sure.

  • @IntheBay85
    @IntheBay85 Год назад +5

    SQUEEZE BANANAAAAA!

  • @onlyicedgarrett7791
    @onlyicedgarrett7791 Год назад +19

    DSP: *presses Command Grab: a powerful option, especially when you are at frame advantage such as after landing Honda's stomp, forcing the opponent to block a Drive Rush normal, or on the opponent’s wakeup. However, it loses to jumps and gets full-punished by jumps to offset how dangerous it can be to defend against the threat of a command grab*
    Opponent: *jumps, a defensive option that beats command grabs but loses to most straightforward attacks, especially meaty attacks or Honda's butt slam*
    DSP: COMPLETELY RANDOM GUESS, UNEARNED

  • @justuntheranderson3141
    @justuntheranderson3141 Год назад +6

    His neck is so hurt isn’t it!! After spending the last 2 days about his neck he seems perfectly fine now!

  • @s0613765
    @s0613765 Год назад +1

    That Cammy player walked up and threw him like 8 times. "Nothing i can do, see? I have zero options there"
    That player was being really predictable with it. DSP could, you know, tech the throw? Instead he blames Honda being a bad character

  • @rodsgaming
    @rodsgaming Год назад +4

    19:40 imagine hitting master rank off beating DSP, must feel great 😂

  • @newseager4021
    @newseager4021 Год назад +2

    Someone should really report him to the IRS for tax fraud. He can waste thousands of dollars on trips/random garbage but he can't pay off his debt to the IRS? Pretty fishy...
    I heard the IRS will reward you if anything comes of it too. Just saying.

  • @lilheinz9496
    @lilheinz9496 Год назад +8

    if this game and the SS interview actually causes the true end of the snorting lying begacy, i can die happy haha i really ben haopy lately

  • @ghosty8118
    @ghosty8118 Год назад +5

    Around 34:21 at the end of the lily match. He leaves after match. Apparently it is ok for him to one done match but when other people do it they are a bitch.

  • @SkeletonFlower
    @SkeletonFlower Год назад +2

    Complaining about the viablity of your character while facing LILY is definitely something that only DSP would do.

  • @kmc7308
    @kmc7308 Год назад +8

    "Today i bit the bullet and bought a brand new joystick at 350$" - DSP
    But these highlights are priceless

  • @UnlimitedSwordMagic
    @UnlimitedSwordMagic 6 месяцев назад +1

    You have to guess in every fg, Phil. Or do you think Vega was fair and honest footsies too? 😂

  • @Sk801Erik
    @Sk801Erik Год назад +3

    Bro he literally just sits in one spot and spams headbutt 😂😂

  • @evandrosoad
    @evandrosoad Год назад +4

    Classic control players: HE GUESSES.
    Modern Control Players: MODERN CONTROLS MAHN

  • @Achselis
    @Achselis Год назад +8

    19:08 nearly killed me. Complains about high ping and dropped inputs, but also complains about dropped inputs on low ping. Decide what you want Fillip. Also complains about rollback netcode while delay and rollback frames were sitting at 0 frames for the entire match.

  • @JarJarBinks4ever
    @JarJarBinks4ever Год назад +1

    Remember that he's playing the character known as 'DarkSydePhil' and this is all a worked shoot brother HH

  • @jermainecunningham3472
    @jermainecunningham3472 Год назад +11

    Such a good player he doesn't even look at his meter😂

  • @JoelElTractor
    @JoelElTractor Год назад +25

    How is he not embarrassed acting like this... 😐

    • @jazzygeofferz
      @jazzygeofferz Год назад +14

      Because he lives in his little echo chamber surrounded by sycophants who think he's such a great person.

    • @Chickadee777
      @Chickadee777 Год назад +4

      He hasn't had to meaningfully interact with other humans for over 15 years. He just stays at home on his ass playing video games. Meanwhile, most of us have rich work and home lives. We can't sit around in our underwear yelling at a screen all day. We actually have to interact with our peers. Thus, we have a semblance of shame.

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 9 месяцев назад

      Narcissist

  • @karan_for_you
    @karan_for_you Год назад +37

    Only if he admitted that he stinks at SF, he'd have been able to cash on it. But the stubbornness is why people dislike him. He actually thinks that he is good SF player blaming on lag, modern controls, dropped move, garbage players, blaming the whole game, overpowered characters etc. The list is endless. He'd rather blame literally anything else that has nothing to do with game than realizing that he is a scrub himself. Phil, get off the internet, stop begging and get a job.

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 Год назад +6

      Same goes for every game he plays, it's never his fault.

    • @silvieserene
      @silvieserene Год назад +1

      Do you really think this man can hold gainful employment

  • @iAronn
    @iAronn Год назад +5

    If the ping is 80 he complains about lag if the ping is literally 13 he complains rollback net code sucks. Lmao “low ping makes the game worse” okay so which would you prefer, peer to peer or rollback LMAO it’s like he forgets he is playing an online game. Literally unreal

  • @Corran123
    @Corran123 Год назад +16

    Phil's offense boils down to headbutt, buttslam and questionable driverush resets into oicho. He doesn't use hands, he doesn't finish combos and meter is exclusively used for random supers. Piggie's excuses are frame perfect though 👌

    • @LemanRuss1992
      @LemanRuss1992 Год назад +2

      Phil has no idea how to use Honda he relies on 3 moves when he has such a diverse moveset

  • @pilkman01
    @pilkman01 Год назад +4

    Phil sure bounces and bobs around a lot for someone with supposedly debilitating neck pain.

  • @innocentorphan1213
    @innocentorphan1213 10 месяцев назад +1

    Always loved his "he's got one button drive impact!"-john. DSP, it's one button on classic too. There's no motion. You press HP+HK. Such a dumb complaint.

  • @stationaryniggurath7690
    @stationaryniggurath7690 Год назад +10

    all the salt healed his back pain.

  • @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer
    @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer Год назад +11

    Its amasing how everything the opponent does is "random", but every move he does is "planned".

  • @Luke-ew6uo
    @Luke-ew6uo 7 месяцев назад +1

    Blaming low ping on your loss is next level stupid

  • @yannilibbes8219
    @yannilibbes8219 Год назад +1

    20:25 dude knows so little about every aspect of a fighting game he's complaining the online didn't let him block a 5 to 7 frame startup flash kick on reaction. humans can't fucking do that ever piggy, and certainly not someone who can't even react to DI

  • @ShinmegamiPersona
    @ShinmegamiPersona Год назад +5

    He slams headbutt over and over so yeah he sucks.

  • @Throbingkcoc
    @Throbingkcoc Год назад +6

    Phil stopped playing on Xbox when he hit Master rank because he knew he would get waxed 90% of the time.

  • @Blind-cow
    @Blind-cow Год назад +9

    From all the whining he does it sounds like the ideal fighting game would be one where the opponent tells you exactly what moves they’re gonna do in advance and then he just wins, that or he just wants champions as a fighting game.

    • @jazzygeofferz
      @jazzygeofferz Год назад +1

      Yeah, there'd be no startup or recovery frames, no hitstun or blockstun, and everything would cancel into everything else, especially being able to block halfway through that unsafe move you just threw out.

  • @angrygameraaron
    @angrygameraaron Год назад +18

    What a meaningful, robust and chill stream.