I really can't imagine what it's like to be DSP: being absolutely terrible at everything (gaming, marriage, 'bating, being a RUclipsr, eating a diet that doesn't give you gout, dealing with delivery people, etc), and yet still feeling a compulsion to put all of it out there because I've somehow convinced myself I'm actually good at all of it. How on earth does that happen to somebody?
His family had some money so he was allowed to fail upward his entire life, through absolutely no merit of his own. Some people just never face real consequences, and it makes them fucking terrible.
@Peter Kropothead He needs to lose his house and end up somewhere that people can get to him, like a low-income housing development. You just *know* Phil was that kid on the schoolyard who mouthed off to all the other kids and then hid behind the lunch monitor. He's had a good beating due for at least 30 years now.
It's even funnier to think that these people are just random who probably have never heard of DSP and are just thinking "I played pretty well, that was a good match. GG"
ngl i'd probably be suffering just as much as him if i played a game where i had to hear "REALITY STONE!!" every 2 seconds how do mvci players withstand the amount of voice lines in this game
You mean marvel vs capcom. And he has the nerve to say his opponent is doing the same pattern. He only knew that one basic combo with thanos. If he didn’t have a super, he was screwed
This video shows well why DSP is failing hard lately: at least in fighting games his badness and excuses were entertaining. Now he just crawls through games on Easy and cures the world's insomnia. Just low energy boredom and dead air.
One of DSP's top complaints is "he keeps doing the same thing over and over again." Doesn't that mean he should know what's coming and how to counter? I know very little about fighting games, so I don't know if he has a legitimate complaint.
he claims that apparently what they are doing is impossible to counter because of how the server works. Of course, there's an unending list of people who can contradict Phill but he doesn't care.
He literally doesn't understand anything about games but yet he always judges them like elden ring complaining that the hitboxes are insanely bad despite always being in range of the attacks and also missing the boss but complaining that they have broken hitboxes
I used to play mvci religiously for a year. Phil is up and backing to block. That game specifically doesn’t see that as blocking. I’m assuming that goes for every single fighting game. That’s why he gets hit while he is standing still. I figured a fighting game pro would know that already though 🤦🏾♂️
1:11:31 DSP says he should have been safe (clearly not understanding frame data) the opponent literally push blocked Nemesis away making him whiff super and making the tag in unsafe, resulting in a happy birthday. That’s not a hard concept to understand Phil..also seeing Phil look so distraught against level 5 Frank is hilarious. Anyone who’s played MVC3/UMVC3 and MvCI knows how Level 5 Frank is, Frank goes from a pretty ok character at level 0 to big boy normals at level 5 and you have to respect it
I swear DSP should host a fighting game tournament or like some kind of open challenge, you pick the game and if you beat him in it, you get to punch Phil in the face He has the most punchable face in the world, like I've never wanted to cause someone physical harm in this world.....until I became aware of DSP 😂😂😂😂
It is from the ost of silent hill 3 "never forgive me, never forget me" wulf is so epic for sampling that, but damn, why he have to be a piece of shit 😭
@@advcrim77 i dont think people can... whatever he's accusing the person of. they'll always condemn art and artist, innocent or not forever cuase their primate brains cant get over the offense that didnt even concern them and even if someone is innocent, they're too offended at the concept of them GETTING offended they'll condem thep erson for them STILL being offended.
@@Monroe19947 even though he has a bad temper and thinks too highly of himself, I think LTG is above average. DSP is bad, but thinks very highly of himself and can’t back it up
@@jaepoxz just watching the old dsp content before using chat it shows how incapable he is at every game, he can't play for shit and he always thinks he's the average level gamer and complains that some games are too complicated and hard for the average gamer like him
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I love that you can still hear him mashing like mad over the over the top SFX.
I really can't imagine what it's like to be DSP: being absolutely terrible at everything (gaming, marriage, 'bating, being a RUclipsr, eating a diet that doesn't give you gout, dealing with delivery people, etc), and yet still feeling a compulsion to put all of it out there because I've somehow convinced myself I'm actually good at all of it. How on earth does that happen to somebody?
Phil is a narcissist, simple.
@@bananajones4121 exactly.. that, and I honestly think, he NEEDS to tell himself that, lest he puts his head in the oven and ends it
His family had some money so he was allowed to fail upward his entire life, through absolutely no merit of his own. Some people just never face real consequences, and it makes them fucking terrible.
The Guy can't even swim or ride a bike. He's so lame lol
@Peter Kropothead He needs to lose his house and end up somewhere that people can get to him, like a low-income housing development. You just *know* Phil was that kid on the schoolyard who mouthed off to all the other kids and then hid behind the lunch monitor. He's had a good beating due for at least 30 years now.
It's even funnier to think that these people are just random who probably have never heard of DSP and are just thinking "I played pretty well, that was a good match. GG"
22:30
Nice to see Phil being a good sport about the loss. He even goes as far as to type out GG’s. Classy guy.
Phil as a child his parents would get a belt
Phil: I don't know why I'm getting hit. Lol.
Snort man keeps picking the slowest fighters then cries about everyone being faster.😂😂
He literally can't handle pressure. He panics when he gets low instead of focusing.
ngl i'd probably be suffering just as much as him if i played a game where i had to hear "REALITY STONE!!" every 2 seconds
how do mvci players withstand the amount of voice lines in this game
You can LISTEN to this video as you do something else, and still know DSP is making salty excuses. Nothing he says makes any sense.
the "im not doing anything, why am i getting hit?" is my favorite by a mile
I love how he's still doing the basic setup and four button air combos from X-Men versus Street fighter
You mean marvel vs capcom. And he has the nerve to say his opponent is doing the same pattern. He only knew that one basic combo with thanos. If he didn’t have a super, he was screwed
Take a shot every time Phil gets more than an 18 hit combo in mvc. You'll be one sober dude by the end of the video.
He got mixed by the definition of 50/50. COULDN'T BLAWK
More sizzling Salt I tell you what
"counter" was on screen and phil pretends he wasnt mashing like the scrub he is, sure boy, sure
This video shows well why DSP is failing hard lately: at least in fighting games his badness and excuses were entertaining.
Now he just crawls through games on Easy and cures the world's insomnia. Just low energy boredom and dead air.
One of DSP's top complaints is "he keeps doing the same thing over and over again." Doesn't that mean he should know what's coming and how to counter? I know very little about fighting games, so I don't know if he has a legitimate complaint.
he claims that apparently what they are doing is impossible to counter because of how the server works. Of course, there's an unending list of people who can contradict Phill but he doesn't care.
The comments occasionally overlayed in the video are so darn good. Lol they are always on point.
Omg yes. A VaultBoy Dsp video! We have been given a present from the detractor gofs
That is not what a 50/50 is haha
😂 Yet remember he’s a former pro fighting game player 😂
He literally doesn't understand anything about games but yet he always judges them like elden ring complaining that the hitboxes are insanely bad despite always being in range of the attacks and also missing the boss but complaining that they have broken hitboxes
@@theonionsystem7779 he has very bad depth perception but it’s always the game’s fault of course
Still love you Vault Boy.. you're an OG of the detractor gang brotha.. keep doing the lord's work
I used to play mvci religiously for a year. Phil is up and backing to block. That game specifically doesn’t see that as blocking. I’m assuming that goes for every single fighting game. That’s why he gets hit while he is standing still. I figured a fighting game pro would know that already though 🤦🏾♂️
imagine his controller is actually broken and all these years he really has been holding BAHCK
"he has no fundamentals and only beat me cuz he uses the cheap shit" Eternal Bronze rank is real.
OMG the T7 gameplay had my dying. Nonstop big damage unsafe moves. It's like watching an 8 year old play.
So Alissa is to DSP's as Gigas is to LTG in t7
1:11:31 DSP says he should have been safe (clearly not understanding frame data) the opponent literally push blocked Nemesis away making him whiff super and making the tag in unsafe, resulting in a happy birthday. That’s not a hard concept to understand Phil..also seeing Phil look so distraught against level 5 Frank is hilarious. Anyone who’s played MVC3/UMVC3 and MvCI knows how Level 5 Frank is, Frank goes from a pretty ok character at level 0 to big boy normals at level 5 and you have to respect it
Lol that Alisa vs king match was like watching 5 year olds just mashing buttons on the controller. Both were absolutely ass at the game
Thanks for the hour long compilation, semper fidelis.
May I ask what “semper fidelis” means? :0
@@canadiancanucklehead8310 it’s a motto associated with the US marine corps I think
And this is why Phil will never go to another tournament. He would get laughed out the building for his constant complaining
That intro is too damn good
such an angry fella
The biggest baby on the internet.
REALITY STONE!
I swear DSP should host a fighting game tournament or like some kind of open challenge, you pick the game and if you beat him in it, you get to punch Phil in the face
He has the most punchable face in the world, like I've never wanted to cause someone physical harm in this world.....until I became aware of DSP 😂😂😂😂
"Complete garbage"
Yes you are Phil.
Reality Stone!
I'm convinced he has motor skill issues
It's hilarious when people start showboating on DSP.
There is no way Phil doesnt have full blown autism lol
Foamin at da MOUF!
Why do I keep randomly hearing the melody for Thunderman by Xavier Wulf? Or am I trippen?
It is from the ost of silent hill 3 "never forgive me, never forget me" wulf is so epic for sampling that, but damn, why he have to be a piece of shit 😭
@@kaz5726separate the artist from the art
@@advcrim77 i dont think people can... whatever he's accusing the person of. they'll always condemn art and artist, innocent or not forever cuase their primate brains cant get over the offense that didnt even concern them and even if someone is innocent, they're too offended at the concept of them GETTING offended they'll condem thep erson for them STILL being offended.
Notification squad who's with me
What game is the first one?
I’ve wasted much salt as well on the floor if only I had put it on some fine meat😮💨
Dsp is such a bad game player
what about LTG
@@Monroe19947 even though he has a bad temper and thinks too highly of himself, I think LTG is above average. DSP is bad, but thinks very highly of himself and can’t back it up
@@jaepoxz Thanks for the info I'm new to DSP
@@jaepoxz just watching the old dsp content before using chat it shows how incapable he is at every game, he can't play for shit and he always thinks he's the average level gamer and complains that some games are too complicated and hard for the average gamer like him
Damn all these buggy game mechanics!
I love how fat and hungover he looks in EVERY mcvi clip. Dude was at his worst for that game
No more Vault Boy
now it's Sa(u)lt Boy!